Mr. Sandman, Man Me A Sand (Full parody)

Edit: Thank you for one million views! Sand doesn’t feel like a word to me anymore.
Because you asked, and kept asking, and never stopped asking, here is the full version of Mr. Sandman, Man Me A Sand! This is a parody of the song "Mr. Sandman" by the Chordettes.
Main vocals - Teza Belmond (Me!)
"Sand?" Vocal - Mr. Sandman
Manborghini manufacturer - Sara
Credit to redpyros and thesylverlining for the original mixed up lyrics. Full lyrics written by Knave of Dogs in the comments section of the original video! I have nothing more to say for myself. B)

[@TezasTunes]

Yet another edit: Someone popular gave me some kind of shout out, which means an influx of people! Hi there, and hope you all have a nice day! :D

[@minim-ms]

It’s 2097 and I’m in a nursing home and all I can sing is this. The nurses think I have dementia, but the other residents

[@ZaGorudan]

When you kinda remember the melody of a song but only know a sentence's worth of lyrics.

[@slugintub2642]

The “saaaaand?” Kills me every. Time.

[@nasrajse51]

imagine future historians having to decipher our current language from this song

[@ianlinn596]

When your character has 10 charisma and 1 intelligence.

[@sabotagethefool]

When you’ve had a stroke but the show must go on.

[@jsk-art]

I want to learn this version of the song so well that I can sing it flawlessly and with complete and utter confidence. Then, I'll go to a karaoke bar, but not just any karaoke bar- I'll find the one with the largest number of the most drunk people in the city. Then, I'll sing this version of the song. Those who aren't as drunk will start to suspect they drank more than they thought. Those who are drunk will either think it's a beautiful rendition of the normal song, or just be more lost than they have ever felt in their entire existence. And those who are sober, the designated drivers, they will find themselves rather puzzled. They would have thought such words- such an off version of the song could only come from someone completely and utterly hammered. But I shall sing it perfectly. Perfect enunciation. Perfect pitch. And as they stare in sheer and utter confusion, perhaps a couple of the more drunk people sing a long a little, getting the original words mixed up by my influence. The sober people will start to second guess themselves. "Did they accidentally get my drink wrong and put alcohol in it?" "Have I been drugged?" "Am I just horribly misremembering the lyrics?" "But he hasn't stumbled over his words at all. He's singing with complete confidence. It sounds so wrong, but why would someone sing it unintentionally on purpose?" And they might even start to question if maybe, just maybe, these have been the lyrics the whole time. I know you remember them differently, Dave, but this is all the lyrics have ever been. And when the song has finished and cheers rise up from the crowd, some more confused than others, I will take my encore: Livin' La Vida Loca

[@inmusicsam]

me, a russian kid, trying to sing an english pop song i heard on the radio at the age of 7 while having barely any knowledge of english be like:

[@jellyfishyy]

she really said “i am going to use my angelic voice for m e m e s”

[@SarahZ]

i can't stop thinking about this

[@TheSmart-CasualGamer]

I'm sorry, but that "Sand?" replacing the "Yes?" is absolute genius and nothing else in the song competes.

[@Sairuken]

0:43

[@insanedairyfarmer]

I once had a cat I'd named Mr. Showboat, and I'd sing to him "Mr Showboat, show me a boat", and then I'd remember this and laugh. Well done.

[@blasterisk]

I want this to be the only digital evidence of our existence

[@gemcorker3982]

This is a fine example of my favourite musical genre: high tier, high effort shitposts. Amazing work, this brings me so much joy knowing you are both incredibly skilled and committed to using that skill in very strange ways

[@InedibleMuffin]

I was legitimately enjoying the bop, but the "Sand~?" at

[@fuschiafox501]

So this is what a stroke sounds like.

[@claire-zm8cj]

My bard with 1 intelligence after rolling a nat 20 on a performance check:

[@TheAkwarium]

since Netflix launched their new show "Sandman" this song is relevant at the moment