Mr. Sandman, Man Me A Sand (Full parody)

[@TezasTunes]

IMPORTANT NOTE: I cannot put this on Spotify for legal reasons! I ask that you do not either, as even if I'm not the one to upload it, I could still get in trouble. I also just don't want to have to take the video down if something goes wrong, because I really like it! Thanks for understanding~ More detailed answer below, for those curious! People ask me a lot why this isn't on Spotify or any streaming services, so I'm finally gonna try and explain: It's because parody covers generally aren't covered by distributors like DistroKid and require something called a sync license to be published on streaming services! Sync licenses do cost money, unfortunately, and as I don't make any money off of my YT channel (and don't intend to!) I would kinda just be losing money if I were to buy one--BUT, there are even further complications than just that! You see, this song's sync license owner has changed hands multiple times since I first uploaded this cover years ago, and in all those changes, it has frequently jumped between it being impossible to find, or it being impossible to contact the sync license owner to see if I COULD get a sync license. But lastly, and most importantly: I'm worried that if I DID contact the license holder and ask for a license, and they said no, that I'd potentially have to take this video down, or have it forcibly taken down by the current license owner. I'm currently in a safe gray area since this IS explicitly a parody cover, I am making no money off of it, and they get any ad revenue that comes from the ads KZbin puts on the video but otherwise have no involvement with me. Maybe it's a little vain of me, but I do feel pretty proud of having a video with over 3 million views, and I would hate to lose that! I'm not exactly legally experienced or anything, so it's entirely possible that I have some details of this process wrong, but these are the hurdles as I understand them! If I ever DID manage to get it on streaming services like Spotify, it really wouldn't be for the money, but just for the happiness of everyone who's ever asked me to put it up there! And I'd probably just donate whatever I got in sales to charity, haha. For now though, it is what it is! original post: sorry I can't cover the original version, I have too much sand in my mouth

[@renkothebird]

why was this pinned so recently

[@TezasTunes]

@@renkothebird cuz i had too much sand on my hands to pin it before this

[@Ryuu28_voidgames]

Sand moment

[@Ryuu28_voidgames]

@@TezasTunes understandable reason

[@GrimAxew]

if sand didn't want to be eaten, it wouldn't be so tasty

[@minniem-ms]

It’s 2097 and I’m in a nursing home and all I can sing is this. The nurses think I have dementia, but the other residents *know*

[@saphiralucifera2366]

This comment cuts

[@smithers8639]

bold of you to assume the earth will live til 2097

[@GogitoGTHD]

@@smithers8639 capper

[@dooppooter]

im from B.C. 1755 and this song is a hit

[@soulpancakes]

mini m&ms 108 by then 🙃but I’ll know

[@fuschiafox501]

So this is what a stroke sounds like.

[@imperialwarhawk123abc5]

My boy... This sand is what all sandy men strive to sand

[@goldstarburst1984]

S A N D M A N

[@onionhat9141]

Nah fam listen to Siri having a stroke

[@darkplague1654]

Pretty much

[@kraykee]

Best stroke you'll ever have

[@exudeku]

when you really forget your lyrics but the recording just started

[@Pablo360able]

fun fact: that's how scatting was invented

[@colinbrash]

Little known additional fact: that’s also how sanding was invented

[@trystantiffany8854]

Ha!

[@6stringstorulethemall967]

Louis Armstrong did exactly that and scatted instead of singing the wrong lyrics

[@ghlow6346]

@@Pablo360able scatting is shitting

[@TheSmart-CasualGamer]

I'm sorry, but that "Sand?" replacing the "Yes?" is absolute genius and nothing else in the song competes.

[@kidamaroo]

I sang this once where instead of “sand?” I sang “oui?”

[@onthepalehorse]

Sandliacci and Manborgini come close

[@Dannnneh]

Absolute genius? Seems pretty obvious to do.

[@giaxo1739]

It fucking kills me every time I hear it.

[@megapussi]

​@@Dannnnehwow bro ur so smart everyone here is in awe

[@jellyfishyy]

she really said “i am going to use my angelic voice for m e m e s”

[@namelessbeing9788]

And I’m not going to argue with that

[@Menacing-Mercy]

I will not argue. This is art.

[@haoqw]

Not complaining though

[@CamaradaMort]

@@Menacing-Mercy i love how gen z is transforming memes into high quality art

[@jellyfishyy]

damn sis this is my most liked comment ever

[@fang4223]

"hey, hey girls, are you alright?" "No, handses are manning a stroke. call a sandulance"

[@mortifier6694]

The Bond's name, James name. "What?" Name's the James, name Bond. "Are you alright?" Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance

[@alexandersarchives9615]

Oh god this is great

[@Fawnfreckle]

@@mortifier6694 oh shit I'm cackling

[@jerryqueer]

@@mortifier6694 I made it to 69 likes 0w0- xD

[@Sage-ve3pl]

@@jerryqueer I ruined the 69 likes

[@ZaGorudan]

When you kinda remember the melody of a song but only know a sentence's worth of lyrics.

[@chubsieee]

This is scarily accurate

[@luxuriousllama3140]

thats the point

[@LucaTheStar]

I know this is unrelated but I love your profile picture.

[@papayadoodlez9994]

Yup

[@roguesheep3083]

Like me on new years eve! "Should auld acquaintence be forgot" and then just make shit up til the chorus.

[@Sairuken]

0:43 The fact that you can hear some of them say "man me a sands" instead of "sand me a man" is such a perfect extra touch.

[@vanguardbreaker8826]

mr manman, man me a man

[@skulves9677]

@@vanguardbreaker8826man him the man that has ever man

[@DylanDoesStuff1]

@@skulves9677man man the mannest man man man man man

[@tysonwest9338]

@@skulves9677 Give him man man like man and mandes

[@skulves9677]

@@tysonwest9338 and please man him that his man man man man man!

[@ianlinn596]

When your character has 10 charisma and 1 intelligence.

[@gamemations5066]

this

[@meka2347]

Ian Linn the charisma is still kinda low lol

[@Lucas_Nuts]

@@meka2347 i think he mean fallout like skills,or any RPG that has skills like that Lol

[@glazedsteel6321]

So for dnd it is like a 18 charisma and a 1 intelegence

[@dtczyk8976]

1 in int is like almost plant level.

[@slugintub2642]

The “saaaaand?” Kills me every. Time.

[@crazyc6528]

I’ve been crushed by sand many-a-time in Minecraft. Kills me every time.

[@magus3872]

So he turned himself into sand and he calls himself "Sandman", funniest shit I've ever seen.

[@Dat_Ashe_Cos]

Same

[@ljkij1957]

Same

[@eneedham789]

I wasn’t expecting that and SPLUTTERED when I heard it

[@shotgunRunner0]

The "SAND~?" just KILLS me

[@KairuHakubi]

I did that out loud at the exact same time, i just fuckin knew it had to be there.

[@cernolgluestick5561]

I didn’t know what you meant until I heard it. Now it’s obvious XD

[@ecliptic_equinox]

IT’S BEAUTIFUL

[@sarahswitchblade259]

FUCK It’s so GOOD

[@ProdigyGamers]

_Sand~?_

[@gemcorker3982]

This is a fine example of my favourite musical genre: high tier, high effort shitposts. Amazing work, this brings me so much joy knowing you are both incredibly skilled and committed to using that skill in very strange ways

[@TezasTunes]

Thank you so much! :D Hehe, yes, that's my favorite kind too--it delights me to put "too much" effort into any silly audio things I make, because I genuinely just love doing it and like to make things that make me laugh! I'm glad they resonate >w

[@Khyrberos]

@gemcorker3982 Do you have a playlist somewhere?

[@TezasTunes]

@@Khyrberos I do indeed! Here you go :D kzbin.info/aero/PLAbO2UIrlZGw8jPUz8J69qp5Z9nqBadGm&si=HsckZmvHVLjaB7AH

[@LettuceGayming]

Ikr? This is up there with The Chalkeaters in terms of high effort shitpost music

[@tcp3059]

Although it begs the question: Can it truly be a shitpost if it's this high-effort? I'd almost think this belongs more in the 'well-made fever dream'-post category.

[@sabotagethefool]

When you’ve had a stroke but the show must go on.

[@heatherzipperer3200]

BAHAHAHA

[@notshariii]

I ruined the 69 likes lmao

[@CostcoComrade]

Now its on its way to 420

[@farawright2649]

That's almost an exact quote from my drama teacher "If you have a stroke wave at me, but keep singing, the show must go on"

[@C00kii0]

😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂

[@blasterisk]

I want this to be the only digital evidence of our existence

[@newengland707]

Ive made my peace with that, It's what we deserve.

[@chrisbolland5634]

as humans

[@ejpool4104]

Lmao this is the only video we need the aliens to see, if they can't handle us at this, they prolly shouldn't come

[@marslikes_stars]

No it has to be Body rolls tight pants...just think about it...

[@scoutintime]

3 words to disprove that: Charlie The Unicorn.

[@echadwick3916]

I absolutely lost it at "Mr. Sandman" "s a n d ?"

[@SpairM]

S A N D ~ ?

[@TheTomac]

This sandman has so much personality in that ONE word. you know EXACTLY what he is about. what a wonderful eldritch entity.

[@jungsushi6447]

1:37

[@ixlnxs]

Me sand! I'm still resanding from all the manning!

[@TuffyTheRabbit]

𝒮𝒶𝓃𝒹~?

[@AtomicShrimp]

I visited a beach called Mansands (in Devon, England) today. This song was in my head the whole way there.

[@brobeckskazooremixes8703]

Oh hello atomic shrimp

[@nasrajse51]

imagine future historians having to decipher our current language from this song

[@UnfinishedCombStudios]

It seems people said good dreams by saying 'man me a sand'

[@sl0thgames324]

MUHFUCKIN SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND

[@FreddieHg37]

Rosandy car-door-stone

[@dreysantillan]

Oh that would be hilarious lmao

[@jtwolf1637]

How to make English even harder to understand

[@savi7171]

"Give him the sand that I'm not a hander" could almost pass for a slang phrase from the 50s

[@islilyyagirl]

Savi give him the sand = tell him; a hander = a drug dealer

[@RipRLeeErmey]

I hate how correct you are

[@GlaceonStudios]

Sand~?

[@highintlowwis6580]

I read that as it played

[@khaizecore]

Listen, Jake. You know how he called me a hander last week? Go sand him the news that im not a hander, and i will give you the sandses Hander - Drug Dealer Sand - Tell them Sandses - big amount of cash

[@EnderIzzy124]

* *The Sandman is spasming on the floor.* * *He's drooling profusely, you're not sure he's conscious anymore.* * *You're hoping the man he sanded is a doctor.*

[@SyerasSanctum]

* *The man he sanded is not a doctor.* * *However, the man does have a car door hook hand.*

[@Spyrika]

Why can I hear this post?

[@corbeaudejugement]

this reads like an undertale shitpost but feels like something i’d find on tumblr at 2 a.m.

[@EnderIzzy124]

@@corbeaudejugement That's because it is both things.

[@user-bq5nw6cq5d]

@@Spyrika please go check on your grandpa please.

[@InedibleMuffin]

I was legitimately enjoying the bop, but the "Sand~?" at 1:39 caught me so off guard. It always does. I love this

[@Hyblup]

Tbh I always expect it to be more frequent

[@aquamarineharpseal8014]

The lyrics are in COMIC SANDS.

[@aquamarineharpseal8014]

Thank you so much for the heart!

[@CostcoComrade]

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE

[@suffermore1576]

oh

[@nomadicmirror3660]

No. It's comic sands

[@canadianorange9676]

Peridot... Shush. Leave the cursed be.

[@claire-zm8cj]

My bard with 1 intelligence after rolling a nat 20 on a performance check:

[@KraisonFrameworks]

It took me a minute to get what you were saying but that is brilliant

[@diesockedeslebens6599]

Can't stop laughing

[@bigwhite8049]

you're nuts

[@Vegas242]

"Alright here's the lyric sheet, think you can sing it?" "Please, I'm the best bard around, even if I only kind of know what these letters mean"

[@frostingorb2181]

Wait, but 3 is the minimum.

[@rainisreallyprettycool123]

Singing the actual lyrics over this feels like in chorus when no one knows what the heck is going on and trying desperately to remember the lyrics.

[@Ash_W04]

Wdym "Actual lyrics"? Last time I checked, this was the real version

[@axew3127]

The 3 Feet yes

[@LemonSmug]

The best way to do it sometimes just sing along with this version like: Sandman, I'm so alone. Don't got nobody to call my own. Please turn on your sandy hands, Mr Sandman, sand me a man!

[@deptusmechanikus7362]

You're laughing, but this has been my reality working the sandblaster for the last sand years

[@SarahZ]

i can't stop thinking about this

[@TezasTunes]

Honestly, neither can I B)

[@tffp_]

Teza Belmond It’s been playing in my head since March

[@nicachepe]

@@TezasTunes BROFIST 😎 👊

[@YumLemmingKebabs]

Something about Mr. Sandman with nonsense lyrics is just really special.

[@mithrandirearendur1282]

Did not expect Sarah Zed to show up here...

[@mirandamcdowell879]

My skin is clear, my crops are watered, the world is good again

[@silverdededestruction2197]

My skin got all rough from the sand

[@archivebeetlejuicelocklear7758]

My man is sand

[@---lf5rf]

@@silverdededestruction2197 I don't like sand, it's rough and iritating and it gets everywere

[@tailbonetailbone9380]

My sand is handed, my hands are manned, and my man is sanded.

[@ratballs6969]

CORONA TIME BITCH

[@ZACHARYZAM]

I've literally never been more excited

[@ZACHARYZAM]

IT WAS EVEN BETTER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE

[@KairuHakubi]

you mean _exsanded_

[@ethanblevins1116]

.......excited *how*

[@TezasTunes]

Jaden Baker Mr. Sandman, duh

[@nyx5668]

@@TezasTunes shshhshdhjdhdjshsjjs!!!! You can't expose him like that!

[@KWBR1123]

This song is maddening, it feels somewhat comprehensible, like if I really tried I could figure out it’s meaning . But it’s actually entirely nonsense. I love it

[@ZoeBateman]

I too, am "coping well" with quarantine and am "not posting cries for help"

[@npc6817]

you good bro?

[@ZoeBateman]

@@npc6817 no

[@HikariNVA]

Just play some Xbox, Zoe! I play overwatch and entertain people by voice acting, so that makes me happy- oh. Your comment was a joke-

[@zeyria]

Nice picrew. p.s. go r/traaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@ImTheApexBoy]

Do you need Mr sandman to sand you a man sand?

[@inmusicsam]

me, a russian kid, trying to sing an english pop song i heard on the radio at the age of 7 while having barely any knowledge of english be like:

[@hohotash]

о, русские)

[@clasteryclast4972]

РУССКИЕ ВПЕРЁД

[@ranger5839]

*Speaking russian*

[@arturgama2627]

@@ranger5839 * answers in russian *

[@kenzieray845]

Me, an American, just being terrible at life.

[@detective8205]

Me trying to find a song that is stuck in my head. My google history:

[@NotUrProfile]

underrated comment

[@Hi-ey5zt]

How does this only have 200 likes

[@fhdang8978]

Sye

[@Leopurrdheart]

I'd like but tis at 666 rn :/

[@JeremyFinch42]

I cannot man you sand. But, as a junior carpenter, I can sand you a man.

[@TezasTunes]

Where do I sign up for one?!

[@mikethegoo]

As the son of a carpenter, I can try to sand you a man

[@danny8284]

THIS IS GOLD OH MY GOD

[@smt4090]

@@danny8284 No this is sand

[@thequeertelope7941]

Thanks Mr. Sandman

[@COFFEEWSUGA]

the sandman going "Saaannd?" instead of "Yeees?" absolutely broke me

[@adus2821]

_Saaand~?_

[@flatroadkill]

make him the cutest man car door hook hand

[@hravandil9993]

Hollow Jack grian

[@ZoeBateman]

I didn't know the original lyrics so I didn't know that bit was different until I saw this comment

[@ryanbui2046]

Grian, trying to sell to the hermits: um excuse me do you want some (ahem) SaAAAanNd?

[@Warhawk-kf9mx]

This is what English sounds like to non-English speakers.

[@VenusFlorent]

Nope

[@lordman5497]

@@_blank-_ Trust me, if you don't speak English it sounds completely different

[@mangodelmal9753]

English being my second language I can confirm it pretty much sounds like this when you are just starting to learn.

[@hectoristoomuch]

can confirm,english was my 3rd language

[@RoxOn413]

Correct

[@tnichols8273]

The fact that sometimes it goes "Sand me a man" or "Man me a sand" at the end of phases is so confusing that you can hear one of the vocal parts mess it up. Nice touch. I relate to that so much.

[@insanedairyfarmer]

I once had a cat I'd named Mr. Showboat, and I'd sing to him "Mr Showboat, show me a boat", and then I'd remember this and laugh. Well done.

[@owl-on-a-skateboard]

How touching 😊❤

[@Morec0]

Make it a wood boat that's likely to float Make it boat that I can go showing And be wooden even when it's snowing

[@darkmoonthedirewolf9231]

Is it a good boat to show?

[@insanedairyfarmer]

@@darkmoonthedirewolf9231 he was the best boat.

[@darkmoonthedirewolf9231]

@@insanedairyfarmer with the name of Mr. Showboat, he's definitely da best boat

[@labrat_goyle]

Imagine being someone who’s just trying to learn English. Edit: if you are I’m sorry you came across this video

[@lxos]

I don't have to imagine

[@fennex7575]

Being a 14 italian(now 15), when I heard this in back to the future when I was 7 i though it said it's December, not mr. Sandman

[@RoxOn413]

That is exactly what it felt like at the start lmao

[@asher4733]

@_Volpei _ sounds like something I would do lol

[@bellidragon540]

I do, and I‘m confused as fuck.

[@kaytea42]

My brother actually thinks these are the real lyrics to the song

[@TezasTunes]

MineKen713 Okay that’s actually hilarious LMAO

[@kaytea42]

Teza Belmond he knows what the tune is but not the lyrics

[@spooktspeek]

*keep it like that*

[@trackmaniamatt_productions]

Agreed.

[@dorukayhanwastaken]

These _are_ the real lyrics. Similarly, Bruno Mars actually jumps in the caac in That's What I Like.

[@Username86486]

1:37 just a timestamp for the "Sand~?"

[@zachthrasher9380]

POV: You Are Having a Stroke During Karaoke Night (ASMR)

[@Jesus-christ05]

El Blanco i want to like it but it has 420 likes

[@JEM_Tank]

@@Jesus-christ05 I unliked after i noticed your comment

[@j5803]

LMAOOOOOO

[@fatherlupin8433]

This is a blessed comment

[@notsoapbit]

this song singlehandedly turned “sand” into every part of speech

[@SigmAnalog]

Singlesandedly.

[@notsoapbit]

@@SigmAnalog genius

[@bri5033]

Wait, it's all sand? Always has been...

[@ElectricNox]

Sandy sands sanding sands sand

[@destinyyoung7347]

omg singlesandedly

[@shadowdroid776]

My friend has sung this song like this for YEARS just to confuse everyone, and now that it's real it's terrifying to me.

[@iainkilcar7463]

Shadowdroid776 wasit two years because two years ago this video was released kzbin.info/www/bejne/bWGwamOGfK-So9U

[@theengine]

People were confused that he was singing this song at all...

[@Ejiro__Kirishima]

Your friend sang man car door hook hand?

[@shadowdroid776]

@@iainkilcar7463 WOW this is a late reply, no I'm talking in 2012

[@iainkilcar7463]

@@shadowdroid776 wow freaky

[@beccamomo5576]

In these stupid AI times I want to say I appreciate people like you who make it for realsies with their handses

[@crackerbarrel1249]

>be me >Sandliacci >hand sand band in green >Drive a 1960s Manborghini >Mfw: >Sand man car door hook hand

[@bartholomewjenkins164]

This is the most layers deep in internet humor I’ve been in a long time

[@EternalDensity]

Ikr

[@skyblock9234]

a true poet

[@JeffrGeffr]

Odd way to describe that campfire story but ok

[@vitaurea]

a true artist

[@HeinusHoratius]

This is a piece of art, but I also want to mention that you have a genuinely beautiful voice. I don't think this song would have quite the same effect sung by anyone else.

[@TezasTunes]

Thank you so much! ;w; That's such a sweet thing to say, I really appreciate it~

[@teaz3139]

@@TezasTunes would love an actual sandman cover, no memes! :)

[@TezasTunes]

tea z I do appreciate the thought! But I’m kinda burnt out on this song, so I don’t think I’ll be doing another cover of it for a long while ;w;

[@Dandylion286]

Agreed

[@alsimagination1150]

@@TezasTunes Hold up,I thought this was just like cut,paste stuff. I didn't know you actually sang it! Awesome voice by the way! 👍

[@memegumin]

My one braincell remembering the materials for tomorrow's test

[@feralpossum2089]

At least you got a braincell

[@LamisonJamison]

@@feralpossum2089 mom said its my turn on the braincell

[@theshuman100]

sand

[@youareoneant]

@@theshuman100 _hand sand the man_

[@BinglesP]

I mean there’s 4 singers so that’s one talented braincell

[@vinzo0913]

My new headcanon for Star Wars is that this song drove Anakin to the dark side

[@theperiidot]

Real

[@brokenpayphone]

he really doesn't like sand....

[@Feezee223]

This comment made me laugh so hard my cat woke up just to glare at me

[@e-jthompson6322]

When you start having a stroke after the first couple words but the show must go on

[@ghostboat_]

its literally just frank iero (as in your pfp, frank with dogs makes me happy)

[@mindofmyown333]

Week 2 of Quarantine: New dialects begin emerging in parts of the US

[@mintchoco625]

The fact that the lyrics are in comic sans somehow makes the presentation whole

[@Hellknight101]

Comic sands

[@damudkip1083]

duhduhduhduhduhduhduhduhduhduhduhduhduhduhduhduhduhduh

[@dlweiss]

1000 years from now, anthropologists will desperately scour the internet for the inside joke that explains this video.

[@greco-romano9852]

"I hate sand!" "It mans, car-door, and hookhand's everywhere!"

[@michelefornovotapia2600]

You should be ashamed. Still, you get a like.

[@greco-romano9852]

@@michelefornovotapia2600 "If you're not with me-- then you're my man, cardoor, hook-hand!"

[@jakibahsandy904]

@@greco-romano9852 its over gabriel, i have the sand man hook hand

[@greco-romano9852]

@@jakibahsandy904 "You underestimate my car-door!"

[@jakibahsandy904]

@@greco-romano9852 dont sand man a cardoor

[@jsk-art]

I want to learn this version of the song so well that I can sing it flawlessly and with complete and utter confidence. Then, I'll go to a karaoke bar, but not just any karaoke bar- I'll find the one with the largest number of the most drunk people in the city. Then, I'll sing this version of the song. Those who aren't as drunk will start to suspect they drank more than they thought. Those who are drunk will either think it's a beautiful rendition of the normal song, or just be more lost than they have ever felt in their entire existence. And those who are sober, the designated drivers, they will find themselves rather puzzled. They would have thought such words- such an off version of the song could only come from someone completely and utterly hammered. But I shall sing it perfectly. Perfect enunciation. Perfect pitch. And as they stare in sheer and utter confusion, perhaps a couple of the more drunk people sing a long a little, getting the original words mixed up by my influence. The sober people will start to second guess themselves. "Did they accidentally get my drink wrong and put alcohol in it?" "Have I been drugged?" "Am I just horribly misremembering the lyrics?" "But he hasn't stumbled over his words at all. He's singing with complete confidence. It sounds so wrong, but why would someone sing it unintentionally on purpose?" And they might even start to question if maybe, just maybe, these have been the lyrics the whole time. I know you remember them differently, Dave, but this is all the lyrics have ever been. And when the song has finished and cheers rise up from the crowd, some more confused than others, I will take my encore: Livin' La Vida Loca

[@TezasTunes]

What a beautiful, inspiring tale. I cannot wait for the day it becomes true.

[@lilliedawn1715]

I hope this actually happens at some point

[@D3z1n3r]

Jay Katara is my spirit animal.

[@nighttaco10blooperton8]

Mad lad

[@tanisha7]

Fucking beautiful

[@Guy-mc4hm]

This sounds like a very complicated sand castle request.

[@TezasTunes]

This is my favorite comment I’ve gotten on this in years

[@Guy-mc4hm]

@@TezasTunes Always a pleasure to bring the occasional funny.

[@vreschen939]

@@TezasTunes There was another (now deleted, I think) comment from your original parody video, which garnered this very same reaction from you XD, but I can't quite recall it. I know this is odd, but do you remember said comment at all? I think you might've pinned it.

[@TezasTunes]

@@vreschen939 LOL oh my goodness, really? I don’t recall that at all, but it does sound like something I’d do! I suppose my sense of humor hasn’t changed x’D

[@vreschen939]

@@TezasTunes I don't know why, but for some reason, I keep thinking of it being "What a wonderful day to be deaf" or something like that XD

[@TrueAnonyman]

I'm delighted that the Tom-Scott-newsletter and Teza's-delightful-song-parodies universes have somehow collided!

[@TezasTunes]

To my own great shock and surprise!

[@solitarelee6200]

the masculine "Ssaaaand?" killed me dead on the spot [ps I can't stop singing this version to my cat bc his nickname is Mr. Sandman and here we are]

[@BruceGordonGamer]

does your cat mr sand man get turned on by your sandy hands

[@ikayotrof703]

Timestamp?

[@milagrovelazquez9852]

@@ikayotrof703 1:37 - 1:38

[@Dovah_Slayer]

Mr sandman send me you Let me pet you

[@BruceGordonGamer]

@@Dovah_Slayer bruh u good?

[@nullifytheshark2423]

this is like made for my sense of humor: - Really stupid, nonsensical lyrics - genuine singing (adding to the hilarity of the dumb lyrics) - sounds as good as the original song (adds more hilarity) - high quality, perfect for shitposting

[@UhhhhhWav]

Oh boy. Wait till he finds 𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗱𝘀

[@slugintub2642]

UwU wat

[@gerard6568]

Oh ho ho I have a treat for you my man, Bardcore Pumped Up Kicks

[@oldsoulrathael]

I understand fully. Gotta love high-effort shitposting.

[@azulourdesueuehe]

Sameeee

[@TheAdvertisement]

The fact that, besides the changed lyrics, this sounds almost _exactly_ like the original is really impressive.

[@TezasTunes]

Thank you! I did my best heheh

[@i_need_sleep_2034]

Why do I find you literally everywhere- ._.

[@ratopretotm8698]

Yeah, but for some reason I like this one better.

[@leoriley5709]

they changed the lyrics?

[@isabellaanderson5328]

That's what I always thought too! It kind of freaks me out...

[@humantoon]

Despite laughing at the meme I can’t help but enjoy how gorgeous your voice is!!! It’s so smooth and soft and perfect for barbershop quartet styled music- I honestly would love to hear an actual cover of the song lol

[@Regothelego]

For reals her voice is angelic

[@extrnalsorce4974]

This is like the Beatles coming back together, I’m pumped!

[@KairuHakubi]

Teza's more like Enya long wait in between, but worth the wait

[@TezasTunes]

Kairu Hakubi Kairu I love you but this is the strangest compliment I’ve ever gotten LOL

[@extrnalsorce4974]

@@TezasTunes Yeah. On a side note, I see you posted some NieR music videos. Have you ever or do plan to do a cover of Weight of the World?

[@ZACHARYZAM]

It's like having a musical stroke Edit: Y'all BEST BE SUBBED TO TEZA

[@isoniem]

A musical stroke of genius

[@riverroulette792]

I read this while drinking some fucking sweet tea fuck thats gonna take weeks to get that feeling out of my nose

[@rentoonnetwork]

Best way to go. Apart from dying laughing..

[@kingdynam4315]

i'm havong a stronk from watching this intentional misspelling

[@hydrophobic9958]

yes

[@sirfishalot7569]

If you’re having a stroke it plays normally

[@mysticrunic5013]

Oh I was wondering what type of changes were made

[@biggerguy3092]

@@ralofofriverwood6810 no that was just me sanding my hands in a woodwork workshop

[@gmodderr]

It also works if you are drunk enough

[@tonkotsuramen8453]

can confirm

[@missria3739]

Can confirm

[@illegalcoding]

To be honest, it does make sense, this is absolutely something Tom would like.

[@pizzaparker9283]

I'm gonna start playing this in the middle of regular music and when people queston pretend idk what they're talking about. I hear the original and see if people think they had a stroke

[@lilium9361]

I'm so doing this lol.

[@yabahal-fakher7992]

Evil

[@arqamislam3877]

MessorXV evil genius

[@yabahal-fakher7992]

@@arqamislam3877 yes

[@hiwhowhatareyoudoinghereme1974]

I literally just tried this and they didn’t notice the different

[@spadedonkey7917]

When you pulled an all-nighter and trying to act normal in school

[@thelunaticcultist5157]

Please turn on your sandy hands...

[@nohintshere]

"...and lots of sandy hands like manborghini!" "Rei, please stop, you've been singing this for 2 days straight. Get some sleep."

[@Nougatbars]

Sandman:”...What the Hell am I being asked to do?”

[@nutella_wewerehere]

*Man them a sand *Turn on his sandy hands *Man car door hook hand *Sand them a man *Give him two sands *Give him the sand that they’re not a hander *Tell him that his sands and mans are hander *hand sand band in green *Give him a sandy door like sandilacci *Give him lots of sandy hands like manborghini *hook door to sand Honestly, it’s really self-explanatory, and I don’t see how he’s missing the objectives here.

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

Sand~?

[@cowboymooman8776]

@@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 honestly, if 4 girls came up to me and said "man me a sand" i would also say "sand?"

[@abeltrame0000]

The fact that I never actually heard the original song, and this is the only version I've ever known, makes me feel an unknown emotion

[@UntrainableWizard]

Starts - "God, this is going to be stupid" 10 Seconds in - "This is literally just me when I can't think of lyrics."

[@i.j.dragonfly3123]

"Sand" no longer sands like a sand. Edit: I meant to say, it no longer sounds like a word.

[@maskeddragonfire8875]

LOL

[@polydullmemes3497]

"Man's" No longer sands like a sandy hand

[@galladegamerletsplays]

sand

[@straypaper]

No no, you got a point

[@idc5309]

It makes a bit more sense if you turn on your sandy hands, it worked for me at least

[@deadname4284]

This is literally the highest form of art to ever exist

[@hawktalon7890]

It sure is.

[@YaBoiDoi]

2:04 Imagine how interesting of a power that would be those, being able to turn your hands into sand for a while and controlling it while also having to lose the power of having real hands for a while.

[@SunDroid_inc]

What use would that have though? It would definitely we interesting, but what if the wind blew your hands away?

[@Yipper64]

So like your hands are made of sand but they are still hand shaped or do your hands just kind of turn to dust and fall to the floor?

[@chrisarcher1146]

You're describing Flint Marko

[@lenzi5119]

This ladies and gentlemen is why Anakin turned to the darkside.

[@Link9058]

Zeus I hate you.

[@arturzinurov4781]

Zeus sand really does get everywhere even in the song lyrics

[@Shawnmiller1903]

@Artur Zinurov it just gets everywhere

[@jonathanjoestarwithpluck4930]

You were my brother Link9058, I loved you!

[@killianjerrr2176]

I won't lie, it took me a minute to remember what meme that was Zeus

[@erikw.s.5209]

"So how's Self Isolation going?"

[@melonlord4889]

Quite good but my parents do not comply with the whole thing unfortunately and make me go out of my cave

[@harg5544]

speech good, ee hope

[@aryn3608]

I have gone on two anime marathons I am now starting a third. I think I need help

[@iaintgonna3717]

About this well lol

[@Thisdudeisdrowning]

We where supposed to self isolate? Iv'e been doing this since 2010.

[@bodemolnar8195]

Ah, what the cutest man needs to be: -nice, curly hair, nice eyes, deep voice- *car door hook hand*

[@ihavenonamestilldonthaveon8970]

I need you all to sing the full thing normally, i legitimately think this is one of the most beautiful cool voices I've ever heard in my existence.

[@HoundXXII]

I just realized the lyrics are in "Comic Sans"

[@aformofmatter8913]

Comic Sands

[@MantaKizaemonFTW]

A form of matter Comic Sandy Hands

[@Iliadic]

Don't you mean....Comic *Sands*?

[@NATIVE1605]

Mr sans man

[@slugintub2642]

Carter Chuckluck sans me a man

[@ziwuri]

Me: "This quarantine is absolutely fine" *Also me:*

[@mariotuber2866]

You're doing better than ever!

[@littlemishap3835]

immediately after this song i got an ad that starts with "good grammar is important."

[@lilliedawn1715]

But clearly it isn't

[@elodiejohnstone5240]

G-grammerly?

[@ahahahimagine5709]

@@elodiejohnstone5240 Sandmerly

[@ianfinrir8724]

*IT KNOWS!*

[@lilliedawn1715]

@@ahahahimagine5709 *SANDMERLY*

[@somethinginventive153]

this is a Certified Tumblr Classic

[@ConnorTheCloutgod]

“when you have 10 charisma but 1 intelligence”

[@K_i_t_t_y84]

Courier 6

[@aansherina4536]

jajajjajajajajajaajajaa

[@davidc.6641]

Sand?

[@dtczyk8976]

10 charisma isn’t very high though.

[@mrsandman5667]

When you steal a comment

[@UnderFighter001]

After listening to this song Anakin didn't only just kill the men, but the women and children as well.

[@andanmmartens2297]

UnderFighter001 and the sandy hands

[@uphero5872]

“Please turn on your sandy hands.” Anakin:👁👄👁

[@corruleumblue3317]

I mean, he doesn't like sand.

[@avexneo7034]

Not just the sandmen, but the sandwomen and the sandchildren too

[@mattyice2099]

They were animals. HE HATES THAM

[@UnderwaterSpaghetti783]

I don’t know for sure, but I’m pretty sure if I sang this I would collapse on the ground and die immediately after.

[@TezasTunes]

Duncan Freivald Can confirm, am ghost commenting from the void

[@the_solomon_sage8431]

@@TezasTunes considering you had to sing it 4 times, wouldn't you be like... 4 levels of dead? Dead^4? Ghost^4?

[@TezasTunes]

The_Solomon_Sage I’m like a cocktail of ghostly flavors!

[@josephstalinsdaughter6499]

As I lay there violently convulsing I hear in the distance a faint voice telling me “Hi I’m Ethan Bradbury.”

[@TheDarklingWolf]

This song has lived rent free in my head since the first moment I heard it. I am entirely ok with this fact, word salad has never sounded so lovely.

[@marti-nz]

When a non-english speaker tries to remember an english song

[@RayVal53]

Bulgarian Idol- Ken Lee

[@calcifer6142]

@Blank please elaborate

[@t0xicb1tch]

@@calcifer6142 it feels like if your 8 year old self sung in simlish

[@espacosideraljpg]

@Blank lol exactly. Now that i understand English, i laugh my ass off remembering how i used to sing songs in English when i wasn't able to speak it, it was some completely nonsense made up bullshit

[@silvercandra4275]

@Blank Oh my god yes. I remember not speaking a word english, but still trying to sing along and whenever I hear songs from back then I'm just like "Wait... that's what that is?" or "I SAID THAT IN FRONT OF MY DAD"

[@rabidbeansprout]

Ok but can we talk about how gorgeous the singers voice is

[@reallyyfunny0o048]

Fr, it really it🥰

[@poeticcinema5857]

True

[@GeeksquadPlays]

777 Likes 👍

[@aidenlashbrook6089]

No.

[@rabidbeansprout]

@@aidenlashbrook6089 yes.

[@uuuuhsweepy]

As someone with ADHD, I wish to inform that this how the original sounds when casually listening.

[@strattino]

Wait this isn't the original?

[@tffp_]

Strattino I’m pretty sure this is the original

[@barackjoe-mama2872]

Wht does adhd change about it atall?

[@zurbruggg]

As someone with ADHD, what no it doesn’t?

[@V2Blast]

When casually listening, it just doesn't register to me at all that the song's playing. If I'm actively paying attention, then the song's basically all I can focus on.

[@CameraGuyClyde]

I've been singing "sand me a man" all these years, and I just discovered this by chance. Good stuff 👍

[@Agent1_-]

When you're having a stroke but the show must go on.

[@MantaKizaemonFTW]

Hey, call- er, Agent 1

[@nootnoot558]

A brilliant

[@bearchiefchad]

I don't like sand hands. They're coarse and gritty and get everywhere

[@DeviousHabie]

ok Anakin

[@NotKaiii]

I dont think the sand system works

[@SpyPabloSanchez]

pervy sand hands

[@mitchellmonroekleiner2296]

Are they rough?

[@bambi20082148]

Shut up bear hands

[@HawkPoe]

"Please turn on your sandy hands" SANDY HAND MODE ACTIVATED

[@robertstevensii4018]

eight year old me carefully typing "IDHANDS" into the console

[@DindellaTheDefender]

This has been living in my head rent free for four years.

[@bartholomewjenkins164]

I used to work in an old-timey themed escape room where “Mr. Sandman” and some other songs from that era would play on a 90-minute loop. It’s the only job I’ve ever been fired from, and I hated it for most of my time there. For years I’ve had dread-filled flashbacks to that job every time I hear this otherwise lovely song, but after listening to this a few times, I think I’m cured. Thank you for embracing this silliness.

[@kd8663]

I had a similar thing. Worked at a vintage clothing store that played the same four The Doors songs on a loop. Now I seize whenever I hear one of their songs.

[@adiposeNarnian]

Please. Please tell me how you get fired from an escape room. ...Because that seems like a real shortcut.

[@ladypipflemmbini4133]

Jessamyn Rose ....You... You absolute atrocious, beautiful being.

[@enzigma04]

Try listening to Blast Radius - No Cock Like Horse Cock, a fallout-themed song about dildos

[@ilovecheez7769]

@@enzigma04 No, I don't think I will.

[@Faafelue]

This is what the song actually sounds like to non-english speakers

[@guycaats]

What the song sound like to me, an english speaker

[@veganplayspiano]

This is exactly what I was thinking

[@T3KKI1X_5.56]

NewStartHajime NSH duh your speakers are made in China

[@lucatchelidze8995]

"Sandliacci" is officially my favourite word now.

[@theultimategamer5764]

Italians can read your comment because your pfp is there to help

[@myaccount0307]

ur pfp is so fitting

[@myaccount0307]

hi actual human i thought u were a Robot then read ur name thx 4 clarifying

[@lucatchelidze8995]

@@myaccount0307 np

[@lu1189]

Am italian can confirm, thank you

[@Your-guardian-the-doctor]

When you're on a trip, and it's 2 a.m. but your jam is on, and your brain is still foggy

[@TezasTunes]

Love that this could be a descriptor for both a road trip and an acid trip

[@Your-guardian-the-doctor]

​@@TezasTuneswhy not both!

[@love4hirano]

Kidnapper: Sing "Mr. Sandman" and I will let you go Me, who doesn't know the lyrics:

[@Yes-sb4lo]

That is the strangest hostage situation I have ever heard, I'm never getting out of there

[@karou6969]

if only it worked that way :(

[@julianadams3710]

It’s

[@alexandersmart2429]

I would sing this version even if I knew the lyrics. Either they laugh and release me or I die. It's a win-win

[@Ravertine]

@@karou6969 you wanna talk about it

[@jamieschechner7954]

Me: has panic attack Someone: plays song My destroyed brain, trying to hear the lyrics: S A N D L I A C C I

[@dakotabless4800]

and also M A N B O R G H I N I

[@DoctorShroom]

A story about a man with a hook hand crafted from the scrap of a car door. It unfortunately turns to sand, perhaps at the request of an admirer who has a distaste for hands of any kind after she pleads to a sand deity. Things escalate, the plead turns to a request to turn the whole man into sand.

[@CostcoComrade]

"I love you, sweaty"

[@RaffiP-od8dj]

@ make him an accused murderer

[@alfalldoot6715]

@ How dare you defile the greatness of Spider Man 3?! (Though, yeah the Sandman scene slaps).

[@francescolombardi3438]

S A N D

[@Nuclearburrit0]

And they want it in green

[@goober_985]

I was dead but this parody brought me back to life so I could do a little jig