take me to snurch (snail church)

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fairyeiry

fairyeiry

3 жыл бұрын

why did i do this
anyways i have a real channel @reinaeiry where i actually sing real songs fhsdjkhjha

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@fairyeiry
@fairyeiry Жыл бұрын
In true snail fashion, this only got recommended to people 2 years later 🐌 check out my smain snchannel (be a good snail) kzbin.info
@NinNiigo
@NinNiigo Жыл бұрын
lol
@Boris-lq8fs
@Boris-lq8fs Жыл бұрын
But are there snails on your main channel too
@fairyeiry
@fairyeiry Жыл бұрын
@@Boris-lq8fs no but if u go check it out there will be a snail on your pillow tonight (good)
@naenaenaenae7921
@naenaenaenae7921 Жыл бұрын
sno i wont
@c0der23
@c0der23 Жыл бұрын
I don’t snow but i slove it
@pigeon5935
@pigeon5935 5 ай бұрын
"snarpen your snife" hits unbelievably hard.
@jessicashort6944
@jessicashort6944 3 ай бұрын
snunbelievably*
@NewClearWinter2
@NewClearWinter2 2 ай бұрын
Snard*
@captain1415
@captain1415 2 ай бұрын
“snarpen your snife” snits snunbelievably snard
@jessicashort6944
@jessicashort6944 2 ай бұрын
@@captain1415 SNEALLL 🔥 🔥🔥
@cat-dragonanimates1707
@cat-dragonanimates1707 Ай бұрын
Sno true
@mysticat
@mysticat Жыл бұрын
this is sneautiful..
@LeoLongax
@LeoLongax Жыл бұрын
aye the cat itself came to worship the snail no snay
@lepizzarabbit3172
@lepizzarabbit3172 Жыл бұрын
yes indeedy
@kadebrown6162
@kadebrown6162 Жыл бұрын
nice to see you here.
@thezackast2752
@thezackast2752 Жыл бұрын
Oh look a verified creator comment that isn't the number one comment. Legit never seen this before, kinda surprising
@Thetiredturtle672
@Thetiredturtle672 Жыл бұрын
💀
@sirsquiggles1584
@sirsquiggles1584 4 ай бұрын
Friend: "Oh, you're humming Take Me to Church, right?" Me: "...uh, no snexactly."
@tortis6342
@tortis6342 2 ай бұрын
Accurate. It took this cover for me to realize I don’t actually dislike take me to church, just hozers voice
@Mighty_Atheismo
@Mighty_Atheismo 8 күн бұрын
"Snot even snose! A snurch is snothing like a church."
@tortis6342
@tortis6342 8 күн бұрын
@@Mighty_Atheismo Oh wow, snat's really snever.
@narc_potato7851
@narc_potato7851 6 ай бұрын
“I’ll tell you my snins you you can snarpen your snife” I drank water at the worst possible time 😭
@chs76945
@chs76945 4 ай бұрын
I went full coffee dragon on that line
@apocalyptosoldier5527
@apocalyptosoldier5527 Ай бұрын
I'm sorry for your snoss
@gwendolynflamme6986
@gwendolynflamme6986 Ай бұрын
same, my snouth became a coffee snuke@@chs76945
@augustday9483
@augustday9483 Жыл бұрын
“When you're happy, you enjoy the snusic. When you're sad, you understand the snyrics."
@clodolcmidnights837
@clodolcmidnights837 Жыл бұрын
*snyrics
@augustday9483
@augustday9483 Жыл бұрын
@@clodolcmidnights837 That's brilliant. I edited my original comment to match. 😂
@bjwwilcera
@bjwwilcera Жыл бұрын
*snad
@gayanime8981
@gayanime8981 Жыл бұрын
*undersnand (lmao)
@saif-0_0-
@saif-0_0- Жыл бұрын
@@gayanime8981 snunderstand*
@ttttillermand
@ttttillermand Жыл бұрын
Finally, real music. No sninging about bitches or money, just snails bearing their snearts.
@warlordofbritannia
@warlordofbritannia Жыл бұрын
Buncha snails sniving their snife 🥹
@blorfenburger
@blorfenburger Жыл бұрын
Snearts****
@JayCleere
@JayCleere Жыл бұрын
Snfinally, someone snwith some common snense.
@funk3nst3in
@funk3nst3in Жыл бұрын
bears? i didnt hear anything about bears in this one?
@jasperjazzie
@jasperjazzie Жыл бұрын
snails snearing their snearts
@lynnclaywood4043
@lynnclaywood4043 5 ай бұрын
"That's a fine looking high snorse" Broke me
@ajking4836
@ajking4836 4 ай бұрын
Same 😂
@EchidnaSharp
@EchidnaSharp 2 ай бұрын
Sname*@@ajking4836
@Storky-Dorky
@Storky-Dorky 2 ай бұрын
1:43 In love with the random accent at "scource" and "snorse" 😭
@amethystgrimm1997
@amethystgrimm1997 Жыл бұрын
"Should've snorshiped her snooner" Hits me in the feelers
@mushroomy9899
@mushroomy9899 11 ай бұрын
“Snould’ve snorshiped sner snooner” Snits sne snin sne sneelers
@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit
@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit 10 ай бұрын
@@mushroomy9899 "🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌" 🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌
@Weeping_W1ll0w
@Weeping_W1ll0w 8 ай бұрын
sneelers*
@UgleBeffus
@UgleBeffus 8 ай бұрын
do you mean the sneelers
@funtimewolf2683
@funtimewolf2683 8 ай бұрын
fr
@XstickbuddyX
@XstickbuddyX 3 жыл бұрын
born to late to explore the world,born to soon to explore space. born at just the right time for snurch.
@richardwilliams1921
@richardwilliams1921 2 жыл бұрын
Too*
@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil
@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil Жыл бұрын
Indeed 😔
@calebsullivan7423
@calebsullivan7423 Жыл бұрын
Snamen
@mirmalchik
@mirmalchik Жыл бұрын
omg i'm dead
@xinderx
@xinderx Жыл бұрын
This phrase always makes me sort of depressed
@Kyle.core.
@Kyle.core. 6 ай бұрын
I may be atheist, but this was a religious experience
@Toastersinbathtub
@Toastersinbathtub 4 ай бұрын
Yuck!
@Kyle.core.
@Kyle.core. 4 ай бұрын
@@Toastersinbathtub ???
@Toastersinbathtub
@Toastersinbathtub 4 ай бұрын
didn't know you still replied 2 months ago
@Dr.Funk8864
@Dr.Funk8864 3 ай бұрын
Imma have to agree with that
@cr0wnTHEwitch
@cr0wnTHEwitch 2 ай бұрын
*snatheist
@Apollo9898LP
@Apollo9898LP 6 ай бұрын
"should have snorshipped her snooner" isn't the only line that kills me, but it's one of the best ones
@fairyeiry
@fairyeiry 3 жыл бұрын
I cried singing this
@nandyk.2026
@nandyk.2026 3 жыл бұрын
don't you mean, sninging?
@yoloswag7145
@yoloswag7145 3 жыл бұрын
me too
@yoloswag7145
@yoloswag7145 3 жыл бұрын
@@nandyk.2026 disliked
@mtdew7777777
@mtdew7777777 3 жыл бұрын
It made me cry
@dubskydo5713
@dubskydo5713 3 жыл бұрын
*sob*.....................it’s.................beautiful!..........................*sob*
@thatoneidiot6991
@thatoneidiot6991 Жыл бұрын
This woman is using her great singing voice for a snailpost and I love it
@fishmilk0
@fishmilk0 Жыл бұрын
yes
@niencats
@niencats Жыл бұрын
A snailpost? Dont you mean a snost?
@thatoneidiot6991
@thatoneidiot6991 Жыл бұрын
To be fair, it's not a normal snost if you look into it It might even be... a *snitpost*
@LaliSketches
@LaliSketches Жыл бұрын
You mean her sninging?🐌
@thatoneidiot6991
@thatoneidiot6991 Жыл бұрын
This damn snoke is driving me snuts XD
@Ramberta
@Ramberta 5 ай бұрын
I am literally never going to be able to hear the correct lyrics of this song again. Thank you for that. "So you can snarpen your snife" just put the biggest smile on my face
@Magosspud
@Magosspud 4 ай бұрын
It genuinely gives me a heart attack hearing any other version
@rileymosman2808
@rileymosman2808 2 ай бұрын
"Something smeaty for the smain scourse" has by far my favorite delivery in the whole song
@johntodd3786
@johntodd3786 Жыл бұрын
"scorse" and "snorse" absolutely sent me. This woman is a talent and a scholar.
@chubbyanimalenthusiast70
@chubbyanimalenthusiast70 Жыл бұрын
*sncholar
@wackyanimations3326
@wackyanimations3326 11 ай бұрын
LITERALLY BRO ITS SO SNUCKING FUNNY
@sabrel4975
@sabrel4975 9 ай бұрын
It’s the way she stresses the “or”
@sagafagerheim6385
@sagafagerheim6385 9 ай бұрын
@@sabrel4975 that's a fine looking high snORse
@looser2094
@looser2094 8 ай бұрын
1:44 for reference
@JoeMama-yd1ve
@JoeMama-yd1ve Жыл бұрын
It's a hard song to sing, but she totally snailed it!
@monstrousmoss
@monstrousmoss Жыл бұрын
this should have more likes
@cat_supernova2242
@cat_supernova2242 Жыл бұрын
@@monstrousmoss you mean it snould snave more snikes
@BoughtenCow2567
@BoughtenCow2567 Жыл бұрын
@@cat_supernova2242 SNIKE, THATS THE WRONG SNUMBA
@AxolotlQueen
@AxolotlQueen Жыл бұрын
@@cat_supernova2242 snou snean snou snean snit snould snave snore snikes
@foxiepixelpetz
@foxiepixelpetz Жыл бұрын
​@@AxolotlQueen selp
@a.e.3984
@a.e.3984 4 ай бұрын
I find it so irritating how "sneathless" doesn't sound like "deathless", but I also think that just adds to what a masterpiece this song is
@The_Enigma69
@The_Enigma69 5 ай бұрын
WE SNARPENING OUR SNIVES WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
@Julia-xi8mf
@Julia-xi8mf Ай бұрын
Most underrated comment 😂😂😂
@DjKryx
@DjKryx Жыл бұрын
This song is so vocally demanding, glad someone used their talent to sing this masterpiece
@AHouse181
@AHouse181 Жыл бұрын
To sning it
@casablance8946
@casablance8946 Жыл бұрын
*snasterpiece
@DevilWearsAdidas
@DevilWearsAdidas Жыл бұрын
*Snong
@ReptilianTeaDrinker
@ReptilianTeaDrinker Жыл бұрын
I covered this song, but this cover beats mine. It's snailtastic!
@DjKryx
@DjKryx Жыл бұрын
@@ReptilianTeaDrinker you are a lesbian and that shit slaps
@SamGBSR
@SamGBSR Жыл бұрын
For me, the line that gets me good is “when I’m snalone with you” the way she accommodates that clunky af line really does it for me lmao
@Pesto_O
@Pesto_O Жыл бұрын
absolutely hysterical lmao
@meltedthing2338
@meltedthing2338 Жыл бұрын
Me too ! 🤌
@korayven9255
@korayven9255 Жыл бұрын
...Asnone. When I'm asnone with you.
@jamesthomas6984
@jamesthomas6984 Жыл бұрын
It had to be Snalone as a soft a in Snail (Snal)
@nonamesavailable7406
@nonamesavailable7406 4 ай бұрын
Love how quietly she sang the word "sniggle" compared to everything else lmao
@DostoyevskyTolstoy
@DostoyevskyTolstoy 19 күн бұрын
(It's a real word. 'Snort' plus 'giggle')
@lydiasteinebendiksen4269
@lydiasteinebendiksen4269 5 ай бұрын
Remarkably talented vocalist, and knowing they don't take themselves sneriously is pretty cool
@localdreamer13
@localdreamer13 Жыл бұрын
"So you can snarpen your snife" has me in tears 😭
@lucaswb7387
@lucaswb7387 Жыл бұрын
PLS
@supersonictumbleweed
@supersonictumbleweed Жыл бұрын
May all your snins be forgiven
@lilsaam
@lilsaam Жыл бұрын
i'm literally crying, it's so stupid 😭😭😭
@S_J_banana
@S_J_banana Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@gretszamzabek4758
@gretszamzabek4758 Жыл бұрын
IM SENT
@rhomayyann4691
@rhomayyann4691 3 ай бұрын
"Something smeaty for the smain scourse." 😂
@morenicginiusthegreat4227
@morenicginiusthegreat4227 3 ай бұрын
Letting the immortal snail reach you is worth it if it sings you this song.
@roseintheobservatory
@roseintheobservatory 22 сағат бұрын
The immortal snail is snesus snamen
@kitkat4860
@kitkat4860 Жыл бұрын
Please never delete this. I need it for my funeral playlist
@nonsens0815
@nonsens0815 Жыл бұрын
This and the shitty flute version of my heart will go on.
@natalie6811
@natalie6811 Жыл бұрын
Gonna make snomeone the sniggle at your snuneral?
@The1KidneyWonder
@The1KidneyWonder Жыл бұрын
dont you mean at your snuneral
@galaxyspice5805
@galaxyspice5805 Жыл бұрын
@@The1KidneyWonder snuneral snaillist
@wxbrainiac
@wxbrainiac Жыл бұрын
just snie faster then so it doesnt go snaway
@Sofilein
@Sofilein 3 жыл бұрын
Lost it at snnaaaAAAAaaaaaAaammeeeEEEeen
@chloeswoveland3907
@chloeswoveland3907 3 жыл бұрын
Same XD
@vannyblutea
@vannyblutea Жыл бұрын
i fuckin lost it at the thumbnail
@yuiitodoro7791
@yuiitodoro7791 Жыл бұрын
Same lol, that one really made me laugh
@ThirdReich19402
@ThirdReich19402 5 ай бұрын
the "that's a fine looking high Snorse" Got me laughing so hard XD
@r41ndr0p_12
@r41ndr0p_12 5 ай бұрын
as a top 0.1% hozier listener according to spotify wrapped this is the best thing ive ever heard
@DudeOfTheWeek
@DudeOfTheWeek Жыл бұрын
"Command me to be snail" almost made me spit my porridge out laughing
@veeezis
@veeezis Жыл бұрын
Snurely you meant snorrige out snaughing.
@spookbag24
@spookbag24 Жыл бұрын
only then i am snail😊
@DudeOfTheWeek
@DudeOfTheWeek Жыл бұрын
@Justin Wescott I live in Snweden, probably meant to write snoatmeal but I couldn't remember the correct snord for it when I wrote this snomment. Have a great day, snir.
@perpetuallyconfused09
@perpetuallyconfused09 Жыл бұрын
@Justin Wescott damn what did porridge ever do to you:/ (Its a pretty common breakfest food here in ireland even though I personally dont like it)
@m.p4603
@m.p4603 Жыл бұрын
@@DudeOfTheWeek porridge and oatmeal are slightly different. (Porridge superior.)
@leekloser4070
@leekloser4070 Жыл бұрын
"and you can snarpen your snife" just god tier lyrics
@vynland3227
@vynland3227 Жыл бұрын
were you the millionth view?
@leekloser4070
@leekloser4070 Жыл бұрын
@@vynland3227 maybe
@cat_supernova2242
@cat_supernova2242 Жыл бұрын
True
@joshuaschneller
@joshuaschneller 5 ай бұрын
WE MAKIN IT OUT THE SNUBURBS WITH THIS ONE 🔥 🗣 💯
@Dillon-cx4pk
@Dillon-cx4pk 6 ай бұрын
The rendition of "Take Me to Church" by this tiny, enchanting snail is nothing short of a mesmerizing masterpiece. As the world often rushes by at a frantic pace, this humble gastropod's interpretation invites us to slow down, to immerse ourselves in the profound beauty of nature's rhythms. In the delicate trill of each note, the snail seems to channel the very essence of the song's longing and devotion. Its miniature voice, though seemingly diminutive, carries a boundless depth, evoking a spiritual connection that transcends the earthly realm. The lyrics, as they flow from this snail's soulful performance, become a gentle hymn to the sacredness of life in all its forms. One can't help but be captivated by the juxtaposition of the snail's modest existence with the immense emotions it conveys. The slow, deliberate pace of its performance reminds us to savor the journey, to appreciate the beauty in the smallest of moments. In a world filled with grandiosity, the snail's rendition is a reminder that majesty can be found in the most unexpected places, and true beauty often lies in the simplicity of existence.
@fiadabirb1634
@fiadabirb1634 5 ай бұрын
Holy crap you put *time* into this comment I love that this video deserves it
@Dillon-cx4pk
@Dillon-cx4pk 5 ай бұрын
@@fiadabirb1634 yes
@Dillon-cx4pk
@Dillon-cx4pk 5 ай бұрын
i should get pinned
@bink
@bink 5 ай бұрын
Are the comments trolling? I'm not sure. The original song has beautiful lyrics but this version has even better vocals imo. Too bad it's ruined with idiotic lyrics. Like what's the joke, that she puts "sn" at the beginning of every word? Yeah, it gets old real fast. People are saying that it's genius but I'm not seeing it, sorry. It's just nonsense words so it doesn't even work as parody.
@bink
@bink 5 ай бұрын
@@Dillon-cx4pk Your arms should be pinned behind your back in a straight jacket.
@allthegoodnamesweretaken3965
@allthegoodnamesweretaken3965 Жыл бұрын
the lyrics: pure art the voice: absolutely gorgeous my life: snanged
@Daniel-br4nc
@Daniel-br4nc Жыл бұрын
Snotel:
@austingoodman2177
@austingoodman2177 Жыл бұрын
@@Daniel-br4nc Snivago
@FaeTheMf
@FaeTheMf Жыл бұрын
@@austingoodman2177sneathens
@noocshere6671
@noocshere6671 Жыл бұрын
*Snying*
@CarvedHauntsCollects
@CarvedHauntsCollects Жыл бұрын
Snamen 🐌
@SapphicJezus
@SapphicJezus 3 жыл бұрын
You found a way to make a song parody about snails sound genuinely emotional.
@BerryTheBnnuy
@BerryTheBnnuy 3 жыл бұрын
snong* snound*
@circl3trees351
@circl3trees351 Жыл бұрын
Its sneautiful.
@normified
@normified Жыл бұрын
no seriously what the fuck is this and why is it in my recommended
@exzyyd392
@exzyyd392 Жыл бұрын
@@normified sneriously*
@hawktalon7890
@hawktalon7890 Жыл бұрын
@@normified Snails.
@Epic_Curious
@Epic_Curious 5 ай бұрын
"so you can snarpen your snife" is one of my favorite lyrics of all time. true poetry
@roberte.o.speedwagon5786
@roberte.o.speedwagon5786 Ай бұрын
Every so often I randomly remember this and have to came back here
@nonsens0815
@nonsens0815 Ай бұрын
Snailcome back
@TwofacedPlace
@TwofacedPlace Ай бұрын
Snailcome to snurch
@snailcheeserulez
@snailcheeserulez Жыл бұрын
I love how snasal “sn” makes everything, honestly snounds really snard to sing!!
@personne-fp6cr
@personne-fp6cr Жыл бұрын
you mean sning?
@saltysunflowersugar7826
@saltysunflowersugar7826 Жыл бұрын
Snix-snundred-snixty-snixth like
@idontwantahandlethough
@idontwantahandlethough Жыл бұрын
snoo snon't snay!
@roxkandii
@roxkandii Жыл бұрын
*sning
@paigecrystatia
@paigecrystatia Жыл бұрын
@@personne-fp6cr one hundredth snlike
@parkerc5410
@parkerc5410 Жыл бұрын
If this isn't played at my snuneral, i'm not snying.
@strawberrytulips
@strawberrytulips Жыл бұрын
Sname
@Poptart_Finn
@Poptart_Finn Жыл бұрын
Snittrely
@theliteralmoon
@theliteralmoon Жыл бұрын
for sneal
@BigBoyXanos
@BigBoyXanos Жыл бұрын
You have to be a millionaire for this to play at your funeral
@theliteralmoon
@theliteralmoon Жыл бұрын
@@BigBoyXanos don’t u mean ur snuneral
@bluepomegranate
@bluepomegranate 3 ай бұрын
This snanged my life. I’ll never be the sname again
@opheliarosewood7847
@opheliarosewood7847 4 ай бұрын
Sniggle sounds like a slur for snails
@theultimatefreak666
@theultimatefreak666 4 ай бұрын
Ay snou can't use snat, snat's our snord
@CRR2111
@CRR2111 Жыл бұрын
Just had a mild snental breakdown and this snong always sneers me up
@ConstantChaos1
@ConstantChaos1 Жыл бұрын
I'm in the ICU from organ failure and the pain is excruciating (don't drink 1.75 l of vodka at once) but this is one of the things I dissociate to vibe with while in that agony
@one-onessadhalf3393
@one-onessadhalf3393 Жыл бұрын
@Constant Chaos SNUDE ARE YOU SNOKAY
@ConstantChaos1
@ConstantChaos1 Жыл бұрын
@@one-onessadhalf3393 of snorse. Now that snis But yeah don't drink that much your organs don't like it
@WhiteWolf-lm7gj
@WhiteWolf-lm7gj 11 ай бұрын
Now this is a snood
@DreamtaleEnjoyer
@DreamtaleEnjoyer 10 ай бұрын
Ah yes, a snild snental sneakdown. We all snave those snometimes.
@firiel2366
@firiel2366 Жыл бұрын
Weird Al probably listens to this as a lullaby to fall asleep at night ❤️
@firiel2366
@firiel2366 Жыл бұрын
Sorry *snullaby
@samtheballoon1522
@samtheballoon1522 11 ай бұрын
Genius.
@mememan1546
@mememan1546 9 ай бұрын
​@@samtheballoon1522*snenius
@herorisk
@herorisk 8 ай бұрын
@@mememan1546 what a snerd.
@kyllernotkiller
@kyllernotkiller 8 ай бұрын
Why ai? There's probably some humans that do it aswell, totally not me though
@ThatOneArchivist
@ThatOneArchivist 3 ай бұрын
Twice a year this gets recommended to me and I cannot be happier
@donotdew
@donotdew 5 ай бұрын
i think this is a pretty accurate summary of the hollow knight lore
@atleyf3500
@atleyf3500 5 ай бұрын
This is the silksong
@TangsTails
@TangsTails Жыл бұрын
got chills... "only then I am snail, only then I am slean" .... so beautiful 🤧SNAMEN!
@Random_Caet
@Random_Caet Жыл бұрын
snamen 😭
@TangsTails
@TangsTails Жыл бұрын
@@Random_Caet you get it. Snamen!! 🙏😿
@Bianca_825
@Bianca_825 Жыл бұрын
SNAMEN🙏🏻
@stalagmite.5
@stalagmite.5 Жыл бұрын
Same! I got snoosebumps and it sent snivers down my snine
@clownii13
@clownii13 Жыл бұрын
Snamen. 🙏
@musaicc5761
@musaicc5761 3 жыл бұрын
What English sounds like to non English-speakers
@goffermystoffer9995
@goffermystoffer9995 3 жыл бұрын
i think u mean sninglish
@jolykeep
@jolykeep 3 жыл бұрын
true
@shitass136
@shitass136 3 жыл бұрын
Sniglish*
2 жыл бұрын
I can confirm as a non english speaker
@Itz_Mika69
@Itz_Mika69 2 жыл бұрын
Ñ
@Creative_Zombie
@Creative_Zombie 5 ай бұрын
this is giving me a stronk
@pacifistsans2266
@pacifistsans2266 5 ай бұрын
I wish this was on Spotify
@GodOfGunz
@GodOfGunz Ай бұрын
Same herr
@lucasjones3338
@lucasjones3338 Жыл бұрын
Your ability to maintain your sninging voice while sninging these hilarious lyrics is snuper talented, snamen.
@Alfonzo_the_Marine_Iguana
@Alfonzo_the_Marine_Iguana Жыл бұрын
*snalented
@yello_0683
@yello_0683 10 ай бұрын
*snaintain
@SB-se7vb
@SB-se7vb 8 ай бұрын
She snalmost lost it by the snecond snerse, but I feel you.
@catedoge3206
@catedoge3206 6 ай бұрын
snamen
@TheRanker77
@TheRanker77 6 ай бұрын
*Snoice
@Bennirae
@Bennirae Жыл бұрын
The tone she sings "Scourse" and "snorse" in had me dying.
@CookingWithCows
@CookingWithCows 8 ай бұрын
Very snasal, so snadorable.
@neithvoid
@neithvoid 8 ай бұрын
real
@Th4t_G1rl_C4t7ynn
@Th4t_G1rl_C4t7ynn 7 ай бұрын
sneal
@variancewithin
@variancewithin Ай бұрын
"only then I am snail" Hits hard man
@Autumnh-ww6wj
@Autumnh-ww6wj 2 ай бұрын
Pure literature, in 100 years this will be considered a snanstpeice 🐌
@DBMalachite
@DBMalachite 3 жыл бұрын
i have absolutely no idea how you didnt crack singing "ill tell you my snins so you can snarpen your snife" because every single time i hear those parts i absolutely lose my shit
@goffermystoffer9995
@goffermystoffer9995 3 жыл бұрын
i think u mean sninglish
@nanobean576
@nanobean576 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@cerberusloki.9226
@cerberusloki.9226 3 жыл бұрын
I fucking cant get over snourse man
@ThefifthBishopofGord
@ThefifthBishopofGord 2 жыл бұрын
@@goffermystoffer9995 wrong comment
@michealwizowski4328
@michealwizowski4328 2 жыл бұрын
Sims language be like:
@Cheesedragon117
@Cheesedragon117 3 жыл бұрын
*The perfect song doesn't exi-*
@whaky1149
@whaky1149 2 жыл бұрын
Snong*
@user-tr2dh4xx6u
@user-tr2dh4xx6u Жыл бұрын
@@whaky1149 it snexists
@Lakenbright20
@Lakenbright20 4 ай бұрын
Help me😭 I’m laughing so hard at the “sharpen your Snife” I have tears
@D00m3r3tt3
@D00m3r3tt3 5 ай бұрын
PLS im listening to this at work trying not to explode from laughter 💀
@NotMegaKOBuster
@NotMegaKOBuster Жыл бұрын
I don’t know why KZbin recommended me this video today but I’m really snankful for it. “I’ll tell you my snins so you can snarpen your snife” is the best line I’ve heard in snears
@Merlodica
@Merlodica Жыл бұрын
It is ✨ etheric ✨ art.
@cephalonaural6854
@cephalonaural6854 Жыл бұрын
@@Merlodica snart*
@arandompieceoffruit4017
@arandompieceoffruit4017 Жыл бұрын
Snears*
@NotMegaKOBuster
@NotMegaKOBuster Жыл бұрын
@@arandompieceoffruit4017 my bad, fixed it
@arandompieceoffruit4017
@arandompieceoffruit4017 Жыл бұрын
@@NotMegaKOBuster good
@LegoBuilder3429
@LegoBuilder3429 2 жыл бұрын
After listening to this three or four times it starts to sound like a normal song, and I don't know if it's on account of the excellent singing or if I just really like the idea of snail church.
@Ht9ehtoom
@Ht9ehtoom Жыл бұрын
It's genuinely better than the original imo.
@tuesdaywithanh
@tuesdaywithanh Жыл бұрын
idk, but really like the idea of snurch too :)
@Errorcode-hq5wg
@Errorcode-hq5wg Жыл бұрын
Sninging*
@MoskalMedia
@MoskalMedia Жыл бұрын
I've listened to it three times today, this snong is unreal
@claraclenky9843
@claraclenky9843 Жыл бұрын
@@Ht9ehtoom I can’t stand pop men singing so I’m glad I got this. Genuinely going on my playlist
@daragibbins2227
@daragibbins2227 5 ай бұрын
Snonestly snurprised that innocence wasn't changed to sninnocence. This is a great snong, snamen
@PersonMayExist
@PersonMayExist Ай бұрын
comic sans is an absolutely devilish choice for the font
@alannalugo6755
@alannalugo6755 Жыл бұрын
“Only then I am snail, only then I am slean…” really had me snying Praise the royal snail
@FunLobsterFacts
@FunLobsterFacts Жыл бұрын
**Snoyal
@kinseylise8595
@kinseylise8595 Жыл бұрын
Imagine having a voice this good and choosing to make this. My envy is isneasurable.
@Thykothaken
@Thykothaken Жыл бұрын
Thought at first that I read that wrong. I was mistaken.
@majlordag1889
@majlordag1889 Жыл бұрын
Imagine being able to sing this without laughing
@aroguebard
@aroguebard Жыл бұрын
@@Thykothaken You snistaken you mean
@Thykothaken
@Thykothaken Жыл бұрын
@@aroguebard snod damnit
@seemeno1
@seemeno1 Жыл бұрын
You’re not a snail or you’d know it’s spelled “snimeasurable”
@Uajd-hb1qs
@Uajd-hb1qs 4 ай бұрын
Our Snord Who snart in Sneaven Hallowed by thy swirl Thy shell has come Thy will be done On Snearth as it is in Sneaven Give us this day, our daily leafes And forgive us our slitheries For we forgive those that slither against us And slead us not into snaltiness But slither us from predators Snamen
@emilybarclay8831
@emilybarclay8831 4 ай бұрын
Snamen 🤲🛐
@Maazin5
@Maazin5 4 ай бұрын
Snail, Mary, full of snace, the Snord is with snee. Blessed art thou among snoomen and blessed is the snruit of thy snomb, Snesus. Snoly Mary, Snother of God, pray for us sninners, Snow and at the hour of our Sneath. Amen.
@BierBart12
@BierBart12 5 ай бұрын
This is beautiful and the image triggers a deep fear in my core, it's perfect
@jacksonhetzman9873
@jacksonhetzman9873 2 жыл бұрын
1:45 something about the way she pronounces scourse just hits right.
@stargazer1998
@stargazer1998 Жыл бұрын
Same with high snorse
@SytanOfficial
@SytanOfficial Жыл бұрын
I loveeee it lmaoooo
@2minuss
@2minuss Жыл бұрын
It's just perfect.
@cwheels01
@cwheels01 Жыл бұрын
I'd describe it as sneavenly, yes.
@utopes
@utopes Жыл бұрын
It was a fairly snasally snorse, if I had to describe it sneloquently
@ethanlarge3572
@ethanlarge3572 Жыл бұрын
The phrase "snarpen your snife" circulates through my thoughts on a regular basis.
@turtleboy2435
@turtleboy2435 3 ай бұрын
The fact that the sninging is actually good makes it infinitely snetter
@sorekcazimi
@sorekcazimi 5 ай бұрын
snank you, this has truly snightened my snevening. i cannot wait to snurprise my sneinds with this the next time we hang out
@namelessnavnls8060
@namelessnavnls8060 2 жыл бұрын
SNEETHLESS DEATH and HIGH SNORSE aND EARTHLY SNEEN I'M WHEEZING. I _think..._ This is one of those moments when you're over qualified for something but you still have time to use your talent for hilarious things.
@Kekistani_Insurgent
@Kekistani_Insurgent 2 жыл бұрын
Her pronunciation of “high snorse” absolutely slays me every time
@nbond6655
@nbond6655 Жыл бұрын
walter white
@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521
@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521 Жыл бұрын
One thing! Just one thing! Please tell IT to me: WHY tf do I have so many fans even though no KZbinr is unprettier than I am? WORLDWIDE!!!! WHY??? Tell me, dear name
@bakedgoldfish45
@bakedgoldfish45 Жыл бұрын
✨snorses✨
@Tailstraw_xD
@Tailstraw_xD Жыл бұрын
Don't you mean SNEEZING?
@edgard142ndofwelshdale7
@edgard142ndofwelshdale7 7 ай бұрын
My girlfriend played this while I was high and I’m usually so bad at understanding lyrics, on top of being high, I didn’t think anything was wrong and just figured I was hearing the real lyrics very weird. I didn’t notice it was a joke until I laughed so hard at “so you can snarf in your snife” and she started laughing too and I just knew it was a joke.
@asuka_the_void_witch
@asuka_the_void_witch 5 ай бұрын
damn i need to hear this song on salvia now. lord only knows that shit makes music sound WEIRDDDD
@cles0v
@cles0v 5 ай бұрын
​@@asuka_the_void_witchman I gotta hear this on saliva too
@chrisavery3416
@chrisavery3416 5 ай бұрын
@@cles0v 🤨 saliva?
@DieEineMieze
@DieEineMieze 5 ай бұрын
How strong was the weed? Did it buy it from a nigga?
@asuka_the_void_witch
@asuka_the_void_witch 5 ай бұрын
@@chrisavery3416 smokin that shlurp-infused tropical snail saliva
@matthewjohnson2428
@matthewjohnson2428 5 ай бұрын
This would be a classic viral video if it came out in 2007, it has perfect early KZbin vibes
@trevordillon1921
@trevordillon1921 2 ай бұрын
Favorite part is that you felt the need to specify (snail church)
@danielantoni4
@danielantoni4 3 жыл бұрын
When you have voice of Godess and know how to use for good.
@SuperPcPenguin
@SuperPcPenguin Жыл бұрын
They really took that tumbler post a couple years ago and ran with it. It's absolutely killing me how good she sounds while singing a snail church joke, Perfection
@phi180
@phi180 Жыл бұрын
what post?
@elbereth2738
@elbereth2738 Жыл бұрын
@@phi180 the snurch (snail church) post........
@big_sea
@big_sea Жыл бұрын
yes
@BakaTaco
@BakaTaco Жыл бұрын
I thought I recognised it. I think it's older than that though, because I remember my friends quoting it and that was back in 2016.
@starwyvern010
@starwyvern010 Ай бұрын
I no longer understand my sense of humor, but this made me giggle
@PaperClipping7412
@PaperClipping7412 5 ай бұрын
“I’ll worship like a snail” This is the best thing I’ve ever heard. Ever
@MadamFoogie
@MadamFoogie Жыл бұрын
*_S N A C K A R I F I C E_* 🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌 As someone who keeps snails as pets, a standing ovation to the creator. From now on, snail feeding time will be known as a snackrifice.
@TheRepublic4
@TheRepublic4 Жыл бұрын
I scrolled down to this exactly as it was said
@Merlodica
@Merlodica Жыл бұрын
Snackifice sounds like a word I would use to describe feeding mice to my pet snake. I don’t have a pet snake actually, but you see my point? 🐍
@MadamFoogie
@MadamFoogie Жыл бұрын
@@Merlodica I can see that. After all, snails aren't really known for their carnivorous tendencies. They do eat flesh, but the worst munching my dudes get up to is the occasional cuttlefish bone. I have a hard time considering veggie scraps any kind of sacrifice. But it still sounds cool. EDIT: Also, try "snekrifice" out for size. 83-
@Merlodica
@Merlodica Жыл бұрын
@@MadamFoogie Snekrifice will be the first word I think of if I ever own a pet snake. 🐍
@riddlemethat5597
@riddlemethat5597 Жыл бұрын
Let the S N A I L C R I F I C E begin!
@nicklapallo9090
@nicklapallo9090 Жыл бұрын
**snorse** I completely lost it at that line and then just spent the next minute and a half laughing. Snife is a VERY close second.
@noahandreasen9221
@noahandreasen9221 Жыл бұрын
“Something smeaty for The smain smorse” at 1:42 had me dead on The floor
@council3407
@council3407 Жыл бұрын
It sounds like Miranda sings lol
@ojhudgins7326
@ojhudgins7326 Жыл бұрын
snick
@snorseburger7381
@snorseburger7381 Жыл бұрын
What’s so funny about a snorse
@thedarklrd6714
@thedarklrd6714 Жыл бұрын
Snable is what killed me
@truetitan1425
@truetitan1425 4 ай бұрын
This is so well done. So incredibly well done. And it's a freaking snurch song. You had no right, and this is incredible.
@alexbaranowski9315
@alexbaranowski9315 6 ай бұрын
when they invent a snail:human translator i hope snails sound like this
@dumpylump
@dumpylump 8 ай бұрын
I love how you can slowly hear the lyrics slowly get more and more absurd in the end compared to the beginning. At the start a couple lines get skipped because they didn't have a word that could go well with snail, but by the end every other word starts with "sn". It's beautiful really, the creative process.
@astromoonie
@astromoonie 5 ай бұрын
the human minds ability to immediately begin flanderizing any given concept is just incredible
@blueberry9527
@blueberry9527 Жыл бұрын
"Only then am I snail, I am slean" got me snolling
@Lucifishy
@Lucifishy 5 ай бұрын
"I'll tell you my snins, so you can snarpen your snife" truly a profound lyric
@Nutmeg-vt8bg
@Nutmeg-vt8bg 6 ай бұрын
This snong is sno sneutiful 🐌🐌🐌 This is my snurch snanthem now
@NecoLumi
@NecoLumi 8 ай бұрын
It's so brave of this song to bring awareness to snailophobia in our society. I cried because I remember when my grandpa was snoutcast for being a snail in a slug society.
@asexualpredator
@asexualpredator 5 ай бұрын
Wow thats sneep thank you for sharing your story
@Rosie_Red8
@Rosie_Red8 5 ай бұрын
Do you mean xenophobia? Sorry I meant snenophobia.
@Yakub-bin-wewuz
@Yakub-bin-wewuz 5 ай бұрын
Imagining being snousted by your own family like that 😭😭
@possumwithacowboyhat5140
@possumwithacowboyhat5140 5 ай бұрын
*snawareness
@matthew3009
@matthew3009 5 ай бұрын
​@@Rosie_Red8Snound the Slug
@jellywitch_ttv4924
@jellywitch_ttv4924 3 жыл бұрын
dont you DARE apologize for this, this is a MASTERpiece and i intend on it being played at my funeral/wedding. which ever comes first.
@mtdew7777777
@mtdew7777777 3 жыл бұрын
It's a snasterpiece
@nuke6641
@nuke6641 3 жыл бұрын
The funeral will
@Daphodil27
@Daphodil27 3 жыл бұрын
@@nuke6641 LMAO
@toothpick8352
@toothpick8352 2 жыл бұрын
don’t you DARE apologizne for thisn, thisn isn a MASNTERpiece and i intend on it being played at my funeral/wedding. which ever comesn firsnt*
@robopope7584
@robopope7584 Жыл бұрын
Don’t you mean snuneral/snedding?
@tpmcd7640
@tpmcd7640 17 күн бұрын
I genuinely fucking cried to this it made me so emotional thank you for releasing this masterpiece!
@LunaSangwoo
@LunaSangwoo 5 ай бұрын
This keeps popping up on my recommended. I watch it every time I see it 😭
@justcallmejay12
@justcallmejay12 Жыл бұрын
"Command me to be snail" had me in fucking TEARS
@coolbrotherf127
@coolbrotherf127 Жыл бұрын
Snears*
@ghostgoneish9881
@ghostgoneish9881 Жыл бұрын
@@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521 :(
@mikehawkslong3666
@mikehawkslong3666 Жыл бұрын
@@ghostgoneish9881 what did they comment
@Meo_Itsuma
@Meo_Itsuma 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the snessing Lord Snail 🙏🐌
@fairyeiry
@fairyeiry 3 жыл бұрын
snord(snail lord) is pleased you enjoyed 🐌
@THEB3STEST
@THEB3STEST 3 жыл бұрын
ALL HAIL THE SNORD SNAAAAAAAAMEN
@SadSheep_
@SadSheep_ 3 жыл бұрын
Snamen!
@meatkirbo
@meatkirbo 3 жыл бұрын
WE MUST PLEASE THE SNORD!!
@tunasandwhich2972
@tunasandwhich2972 2 жыл бұрын
Snamen🙏
@baileykeller288
@baileykeller288 6 ай бұрын
This is the best youtube video. I watch it every time it comes up. Which is usually once or twice a year since it came out.
@nileprimewastaken
@nileprimewastaken 2 ай бұрын
"smain scourse" absolutely sent me
@furryferret111
@furryferret111 Жыл бұрын
I knew i was getting on an auditory roller coaster when i started listening. And then i heard "snackarifice" and i knew this snong was something snecial.
@jango7889
@jango7889 8 ай бұрын
this is the last thing a snail hears before being eaten by a french person
@LilyBeanz137
@LilyBeanz137 5 ай бұрын
OH NO THE FRENCH!!! 😱
@LunarLeEnby
@LunarLeEnby 5 ай бұрын
my friend told me to listen to this, and i am so glad i did
@enslavedmoisture45
@enslavedmoisture45 2 ай бұрын
why is this actually good dude 😭
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