[TF2] Misc Stereotypes! Episode 3: The Soldier

[@declancoughlin7194]

you'll never catch me Soldier, not when I shift into M A X I M U M L U N G C A N C E R

[@bru9383]

"I knew I should've invested more on pneumonia."

[@dwightcool5619]

Coughing intensifies

[@172rkgk]

The rare comment that actually made me laugh

[@vapingcat8923]

@@172rkgk we need a cosmetic like that for spy

[@Cieln0va]

*inhales * **********INTENSE COUGHING**********

[@Peterscraps]

GET DOWN!

[@DoomBent]

Peterscraps,...notice me

[@Itreyining]

Stands up

[@kadence626]

"euhh.... get down mister president.. just shoot me"

[@owenarchibald5469]

He was so enthusiastic....

[@El__Leche]

IS THAT PETERSCRAPS ON THE COMMENTS

[@wyvernnemecek595]

Maybe the pirate loadout using the Conch and the Blackbox is based on Jack Sparrow on his capability to survive almost anything and his cowardice despite aforementioned survivability

[@wickedgrimm3270]

...WHY DID I NEVER THINK OF THAT?!?

[@skeletonthing9231]

i think the conch is because its related to the sea, but i cant think of anything for the black box

[@MoonPatch]

I think the line of thinking is: Oh man what weapons would go well with my new pirate loadout? Conch is related to the sea so it goes with a pirate loadout right? If I'm using the conch then I might as well go full healing set! Or something along those lines

[@skeletonthing9231]

that's probably most likely

[@clydewingfield4320]

that perfectly describes black box conch, a coward who doesn't die

[@Jessie_Helms]

Combining the purposefully lazy tone of the video and x0.75 play speed it makes him sound like a 100% stoner.

[@andrewabate2570]

Holy shit

[@frut_jooos]

Omigod

[@kamitsuki.6127]

+1

[@traitor1836]

This is amazing.

[@st4ndg4mes87]

Try x0.5 and he'll sound lazy af

[@whoeverseeksthetruthandfac2324]

5:45 i can actually explain this one as i use the combo myself 1. the black box looks like a cannon, fitting the pirate theme 2. the conch is a, well, its a conch, associated with the sea and therefore, pirates 3. black box conch is a stupidly good combo

[@jasoncummings7]

Plus, Jack Sparrow.

[@qwak4022]

the black box would look like a canon if it was round then it would be the black...bowl or something lmao

[@flaggy185]

The conch isn't a Samurái theme weapon? I see a lot more people going "Soldierai" or with a Samurai look than a Pirate one

[@whoeverseeksthetruthandfac2324]

@@flaggy185 yes, that is true, but are there any secondaries that are more piratey than a conch from the sea?

[@mOki.i]

Yeah it’s a good combo but how does half of the Tf2 community not powderise you when u join a game?

[@PerkyPyra]

I love the lil detail of the Med president shouting "Go Left" and the Heavy president shouting "Go Right". Those skits alone made this my favourite stereotypes video to date!

[@SoundSmithTF2]

You can thank my friend Spergy for that one.

[@thederpscoutreturns8709]

*LOOK OUT MR.PRESIDENT!*

[@mass3760]

look out mr.president... you can shoot me now...

[@mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853]

Second part of ,,Mr President!" game looks interesting.

[@TheJacoliexp]

R. I. P Rick May, VA of Soldier

[@strateupgamr7]

R. I. P. Rick May, VA of Soldier

[@azari4880]

R. I. P Rick May, VA of Soldier

[@tovact]

I’m the person that didn’t just copy and paste the r.i.p quote. I still miss him despite being a scout main.

[@TheJacoliexp]

@@tovact bruh

[@tovact]

Jacoliexp what? What’s wrong

[@BirchMonkey857]

I use Lieutenant Bites, and it's true that one thing sets me off (using "ez" in chat), but, um... I'm not good enough to be scary.

[@EmbyrKhenPyre]

Amen

[@Ian_Z_1st]

don't feel bad, just keep practicing your soldier skill and go out there then destroy those annoying assholes

[@APerson-ws4cw]

Become good enough to be scary

[@slop4308]

Im the exact same lmao i use lieutenant bites mutton chops and when people say ez in chat it pisses me off so much even if he didnt kill me

[@deergutter8241]

I only say ez when I lose for the lolz. Never actually said it seriously, even when I want to piss people off. Just no.

[@AceTheOcarinaMaker]

Heavy: Soldier! I can't feel my legs! Your gonna have to CUT THEM OFF with a SAW! Soldier: I can't do that, Heavy. Heavy: Why? Soldier: Because I all ready cut of my own ARMS! Heavy: NOOOOHOHOOOOOoooo!

[@taytay6255]

Ace TheOcarinaMaker Is that a reference to SpongeBob of some sort?

[@thederpscoutreturns8709]

Somebody Remember the Box Episode

[@Humanhamsandwich]

Hey Ace, don’t want to be that guy buttt You’re*

[@taytay6255]

The Derp Scout Returns Yeah, that's what I was thinking this was.

[@mugmirethemediocre6292]

Ace TheOcarinaMaker ImAginAtIoN

[@StickMaster500]

Just to add, the Exquisite Rack are also the people that want to try and get a Muselk loadout. Also, *MAXIMUM LUNG CANCER*

[@thederpscoutreturns8709]

First! To reply to this

[@RamJam3]

Oh no

[@reynoldszelaya4559]

EVERYWHERE MANN!

[@PKMNTrainerKelly]

It's a fun game to find a StickMaster500 comment and then look for the person/people saying that you're everywhere. Might make a good drinking game.

[@cameronkerr3442]

Dallas The Coyote very true

[@AlternateCheese]

There should be a rare drop from Halloween cosmetic crates that is an "un-halloweenifier" Which makes the cosmetic no longer halloween restricted cosmetic

[@BaconSpider]

or they should just remove the holiday restriction, i mean the Christmas cosmetics aren't restricted why are the Halloween ones? some of them aren't even halloweeny

[@AlternateCheese]

110% birb mercs all year round

[@AlternateCheese]

I really doubt Valve is gonna do that though considering how much they love profits and adding items into the game. Adding these things would make more money for them and benefit the players too

[@mirahorner6277]

Theoretical_Scot that would really be awful, most of halloween cosmetics would ruin the artsyle even more than standart ones. Zombies, aliens, werewolfs, heavy princess...

[@Slateproc]

GOOD GOD NO

[@malohn2068]

Can confirm. I used hornblower, conch and black box.

[@nikolasmtr]

ok

[@uncroppedjojomeme4535]

Can confirm. I use shogun's shoulder guard.

[@TheZombieTurkey]

Can confirm I wear honchos headgear and fancy dress uniform

[@bombabuser6711]

@BradynLee09 uh, for the soldier primary's do u mean best reskin's?

[@messiolly8315]

Can confirm I use the gibus amd that’s it boom

[@Sky-tf5io]

Lone Survivor Stereotype: Ignore Inflating The Price Backpack.tf: Yes

[@johnfitnesspacertestakamat9824]

hehe first comment hehe

[@the643]

hehe third comment hehe

[@Crimson-rd3vr]

hehe fourth comment hehe

[@CorTheWeeb]

@@luisarturocardonamarroquin3980 he he sixth comment he he

[@BriannBanned]

@@CorTheWeeb hehe seventh comment hehe

[@ngspy9936]

I think I have a theory why Black Box, Concheror is a thing with the Pirate Loadout. The Black Box looks a little bit like a cannon you would have on a pirate ship and the concheror is a shell which pirates used to consider valuable in the old times. That's why it's a thing.

[@Fofenho]

iq 90000

[@49mozzer]

I mainly use it cause it looks like the M202

[@EvilRaccoonDM]

Or they just cant survive without their medic girlfriend but like to look like a pirate.

[@User-qo5qt]

A bit of a stretch

[@alaeriia01]

@elias You sure seem defensive about your loadout.

[@mrcomp1971]

6:32 that engineer likes to live life on the edge.

[@thatguybandu]

Living like Larry

[@Karl_Lives]

mrcomp 5:22 *mithtar pwesident*

[@EventideEcho]

Zachary A Feels like a DBZ Abridged Christmas reference

[@zicozinho1j96]

mrcomp is

[@anonymouscheesepie3768]

7:13 Soldier: *goes in front of heavy to prevent the heavy from dying* Sniper after equipping the Machina: *"You may have outsmarted me, but I outsmarted your outsmarting!"*

[@Start3rPack]

Me at Shogun Shoulder Brace: He's gonna talk about me! Me after the fact: *DEPRESSION*

[@menacingthinker4322]

Me as Ghoul gibbin' gear wearer : Well he Forgot about this kinda cool looking misc Of yeah.... It's Halloween restricted... I WANT TO COMMIT NECK ROPE NOW

[@nodgamer1915]

I wear it with the kaboto and menpo and wear conch and katana running around trying melee people. I’m the olny one who does that? I was honesty expecting that

[@skyzijian1631]

well hes something right about Muselk Fanboy XD yep thats me lmao

[@Berd-Wasted.]

I also wear killers, shogun, and menpo running around with my katana, mostly on sujiin

[@azazel5518]

I'm a year late. To cheer you up I can say that... um... Look I can just say that I believe you're different if that helps that's it.

[@thecrazylucario4004]

6:47 No matter how many times i watch this it gets me, every single time.

[@FilipV88]

M A X I M U M L U N G *C A N C E R*

[@thedemolitionsexpertsledge5552]

@@FilipV88 *COUGH*

[@bloodymask6710]

2:55 I guess you could say that update was the end of the line for the kringle collection.... *walks out.*

[@thederpscoutreturns8709]

Oh good, he left

[@jackwebber930]

BloodyMask yes yes yes yes... Y E S

[@heysushi1550]

Ay

[@tim-buck-two7681]

BloodyMask WHAT IS RHE SEVEN NATION ARMY VERSION FOR THIS!?

[@Spidf]

Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

[@nathan-lf7yc]

When i first started playing i asked my freind "what looks good on soldier?" and he said "get a soldiers stash and a lone survivor" and now i think i know why

[@nathan-lf7yc]

Part two in case you care. "Oh look a vintage one is only like 80 cents more than a normal one." "Oooh and its painted gold, thats kinda cool." "Oh you should definitely get that, people will think you're experienced in the game." "Ok the hat looks pretty cool as well, i think ill buy"

[@silly-9951]

I think soldiers stogie, lone survivor, and soldiers stash would look good, but I don’t have them yet

[@mixan4464]

I used to be a pyro main (don't mind my pfp), and i can tell a lot of misc stereotypes. Pyromancer's Mask: Most people will think it's 100% furry, but not quite. But it's still used by those who like fempyro and other weird things. Last Breath: As average and overrated a pyro comsetic can get. Every edgelord loves it. Sight for Sore Eyes: This person is just realy, realy casual, and will defend that hoovy in the middle of a fight if it sees one. But tends to be somewhat skilled as well. Sub-Zero suit: Warpig for sure, wants to prove to his local medic that he is the best pyro ever and deserves a big pocket. North Polar Fleece: They probably use it with some average "cringe" cosmetic, but aren't that bad. Flamedeer: Now this cosmetic is the 100% furry. You just can't deny. Rail Spikes: You know this kind of pyro. It's like the pyromancer's mask, but worse. This cosmetic is nearly always on a flamedeer, pyromancer's mask or dethkapp. Torcher's Tabard: It's obvious that this person likes medieval mode, but tends to be skilled and quiet too. Sweet Smissmass Sweater: It's a cheap version of the north polar fleece. Soot Suit: This tends to be used by more skilled pyros that aren't edge/cringelords.

[@duckyfu....]

Sir Mixlix you just wrote the fucking script for the next video.

[@puppetplant3659]

Do you know the one for the MK 50

[@Theo-hv1et]

I wear the last breath with the respect-less rubber glove. If you use PEMDAS the edgyness cancels out.

[@graysonsimpson856]

Space Diver: For the tryhard who wanted a cheap strange. Mishap Mercenary: Takes themselves way too seriously, doesn't wear a hat, only miscs Fosters Facade: Likes Killing Floor or just wanted a non-edgy head replacement. Apparition's Aspect: "Lol look the pyro's head isn't there, but the fox/raptor is." Lolichop Licker: I can afford an unusual, but I want to make memes Pop Eyes: *Earape Cotton Eye Joe*

[@dudewhersmacar7062]

Sir Mixlix Last breath is the pyro version of the Anger: So overused just about everyone wears it, but mostly those that don't get how unoriginal and uninteresting it is.

[@kyubbii2]

How do you not understand the Pirate Soldier loadout? The black box is his cannon and he has a Conch sea shell.

[@OctoberDeltor]

Kyubii Meos I feel like the loadout was made to find a way to justify using an annoying load out

[@LeRuseBird]

more like that guy's comment was made to justify using an annoying loadout

[@llamaking9835]

whats a Pierrot to do without his shell?

[@samirwit3263]

Oh shit i've never made that connection but yeah that makes sense

[@blockgunk]

Kyubii Meos アイイカホケナ

[@phos2019]

I wear the Shogun's Shoulderguard and I would just like to point out that all of what you said is absolutely true.

[@extra7131]

Garbage Gaming trust me, I didn't need to read the rest of the comment seeing the anime profile picture.

[@Daveonimus]

I can second this, seeing that I also wear Parka and Team Captain.

[@kittyluvr]

@@extra7131 but you did.

[@extra7131]

Mio 'nt

[@pingcrimson2444]

*FUCK YOU IF YOU WEAR-* okay sorry I’m done.

[@rngrtt3689]

The End of the Line Seven Nation Remix is dope, honestly.

[@Augustus77]

Yes, is it soundsmith the one who made it? If not, anyone knows the name or the link so I can find it? PLEASE?

[@D0cSwiss]

@@Augustus77 It looks like it was done by Goglo. Just pop 'End of the Line SOUNDTRACK [Seven Nation Army Remix]' into KZbin Search and you should find it.

[@f8pie]

THANK YOU!!!!

[@f8pie]

I"ll subscribe you

[@sami_irl]

Yes

[@SQU1RRELLYTF2]

@1:25 My deepest apologies for creating some of these Exquisite Rack stereotypes. Oops brb, gotta go do some more trading :P

[@mr.hardhat2443]

SQU1RRELLY TF2 wait u made it kool

[@ricktophermenendez5983]

I thought I recognized you in West Coast pubs, other than being in other games with you.

[@PerkyPyra]

8:11 It took me until my 4th rewatch to catch the Tidus laugh tucked away inside the laugh track. It's an overused meme, but when it's so cleverly hidden inside another joke it actually really works. I love it!

[@thatlunatic8649]

**Uses Maximum Lung Cancer Combo After Watching this Video**

[@depressedkermit3752]

I love Food ur profile pic fits for some reason

[@KENDRAPR1]

*M A X I M U M L U N G C A N C E R*

[@bagofgroceries]

EH HUGH

[@zuccx99]

I prefer the Cuban bristle crisis for the maximum lung cancer loadout.

[@CrowCrojoINTJ]

5:18 You gotta admit, that was a good clip.

[@acommie3844]

engie no *E N G I E Y E S*

[@MollassesHenry6]

I could practically hear Engine's evil laugh

[@mrcyberian9079]

Was that a dragon ball abridged joke?

[@ultramatt9562]

Is that a spongebob refrence?

[@Gigadweeb]

MY BABY SENTRYYYYYYY

[@ElatedSphee]

_VEGETA NO!_

[@TCC180]

not when I shift into MAXIMUM LUNG CANCER

[@thederpscoutreturns8709]

*cough koff*

[@plcinto4042]

I knew I should've gotten the vaper.

[@desa5654]

OMG HE FORGOT THE STEREOTYPE DISCLAIMER!!! Urge.... to be... offended... RISING!

[@tubbyducky4274]

This is old but I'm still going to say this. The disclaimer is the very first thing you see for the first second or two of the video

[@Vegito_Fanpage]

tubby ducky bruh just get the joke

[@missingindy]

tubby ducky it’s a joke

[@williamaothecoronao9817]

r/- no, I'm not gonna say woosh that's too low even for me

[@st4ndg4mes87]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@TheColombianSpartan]

"the Bison wielding memelords that wear the cockswain" me: *Chuckles* hahah...yeah that's me

[@Coronarena]

You actually artificially inflated the price. Wtf

[@weiserthanyou2052]

Soundsmith could make a killing in the stock market. minus his failed investment in the pyrobotics pack

[@dom-hx7ki]

@@weiserthanyou2052 yeah the pyrobotics....yeah theres no recovering from those god damn things unless you are feeling the highest amount of pity foe someone

[@maleexile9053]

I was playing on Egypt last night and we'll I saw a pyro on me team with the pyrobotics

[@crimsonmaverick7]

How to piss of the entire soldier mains community

[@financialproblems9308]

Mauro Borgeaud aka 65%of the tf2 fanbase

[@leonard3667]

The guy with to much free time THIS GUY. THIS GUY KNOWS WHAT'S UP.

[@daladex]

Yeah just say that it's a beginner class and then every Soldier main turns into a keyboard warrior

[@ethhics]

Say whatever you want, I don't agree with most of what he said in the video but I don't really care. I like Soldier most of all classes but play far too many classes to say that he's my main.

[@KingOfElectricNinjas]

There's no humour like hypocritical humour.

[@bigcheese4006]

Sweet Swissmas Sweater: These Pyros are insane with flares, and they HATE the scorch shot. They also love to flare jump, but they’ll use the detonator. They’ll wear this all year around, even in the Summer, why? I don’t know.

[@Crystalitar]

Nicotine Gasoline this

[@Highway-f1o]

Nicotine Gasoline I don't see the flare gun being used to much now.. Now people just use the thermal thruster. I wouldn't say the gas passer cause I don't see people use it a lot either.

[@quentinwojtyra1109]

This was true for me when I maind pyro

[@evanhammontree9813]

Sounds about right

[@NotBigSurprise]

Because it's winter in the opposite hemisphere. Whenever there's summer, there's winter.

[@MaskedButcher7]

6:53 is this what you guys searching for?

[@ultron6494]

Yup

[@kaelisprime9087]

6:54 I laughed more than I should have

[@marble228]

M’long cancer

[@angelblizzard1829]

I got a quacking add so it screwed it up ;-;

[@yelekiyelaine6748]

Same

[@kiku000]

do you have a kink for seth macfarlane or something

[@georgekeys1564]

Who doesn't?

[@jakibob]

Why does it say that you commented 2 days ago

[@Humanhamsandwich]

How the fuck did you comment this two days ago????

[@seraphimsam1115]

That joke was great

[@themanhimself1229]

ILUMINATI CONFERMED

[@azuma449]

The pirate soldiers using the conch+black box is probably because they are trying to be captain crutch

[@Fusrodog]

Azuma Eyyyyyyy

[@aurorathepuppymoth]

I think this is the best comment ever posted on KZbin

[@prophetbon6373]

People: **Uses hats to identify their selves** Me: I just think they're neat.

[@sunsetburst6992]

When I showed the “End Of The Line” update I can hear “Seven Nation Army” remix in the background

[@bru9383]

And with good reason. Good song, with a better remix.

[@kamitsuki.6127]

Because both the update and the song are fucking boring and dissapointing.

[@Sh4rkut3rie]

@@kamitsuki.6127 Never in my life i've been so offended by something I 100% agreed with

[@thebugbear9198]

I hear oh Jeremy corbyn

[@LamTran-bt6if]

I like how solider is the easiest class to main and yet i cant play hin correctly

[@ItIsRan]

You can't play solider, but you can play soldier

[@ArtistiqueMusic]

Upstanding_Kappa hes an easy class to start with but hes the hardest class to master.

[@enderblazefuision]

Or spell

[@candymanva9629]

Same here

[@FireofthetigerYT]

Aim at the ground.

[@citywokbesitzer6834]

The American Dad reference killed me

[@spm974]

It wasn't really a reference, i mean it was literally the theme song

[@badopinionssquid1735]

GOOD MORNING USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@themocingbird2488]

Hey SoundSmith, I know you probably won't see this, but I just wanted to say that the tf2 stereotypes have kinda become my KZbin comfort food. They're a perfect length, they're funny, and there's enough of them that it takes a while before start watching the same one. All that to say, thanks for making em, they're a ton of fun. :)

[@shebibscreations8544]

Guess who wears the anger. Guess who's salty about getting destroyed by someone wearing the anger. Also I wore the parka until the veteran's attire snagged me.

[@clay4910]

5:36 I've actually seen more pirate soldiers having a trolldier loadout then blackbox conch but idk that's just me

[@Killroy433]

Same here

[@Epicgamer-yv6zq]

7:23 GOOD MORNING USA

[@lynneross2115]

red head sam hello comrade in arms.

[@bagofgroceries]

G O D B L E S S A M E R I C A

[@funeraloak7422]

Stars and Stripes forever

[@ilimuninati4929]

I GOT A WONDERFUL FEELING FOR THIS BEAUTIFUL DAY

[@rtji0]

GOD BLESS AMERICA

[@aetu35]

0:02 Intro 0:16 Fancy Dress Uniform 0:40 Lord Cockswain's Novelty Chops and Pipe 1:02 The Tin Soldier Set 1:21 Exquisite Rack 2:03 Soldier's Stash 2:30 Kringle Collection 3:45 Lieutenant Bites 4:03 Shaolin Sash 4:22 Antarctic Parka 4:42 Marshall's Mutton Chops 5:06 Classified Coif 5:26 Brawling Buccaneer 5:50 Hornblower 6:20 Coldfront Curbstompers 6:44 Soldier's Stogie 6:58 Man In Slacks 7:18 Compatriot 7:31 Cold Snap Coat 7:57 Patriot's Pouches 8:19 Lone Survivor 8:48 Shogun's Soldier Guard 9:26 Outro

[@ConradTheLonelyStump]

Stockbroker's Scarf. My buddy tells me whenever he sees someone equipped with it, it's always paired with the Foster's Facade and a completely stock loadout. They're usually pretty average, but when they do something cool, they often surprise themselves and talk about it in chat. Like, "Wow, I actually hit that airborne crit rocket deflect? :D" They also obviously play Killing Floor 1 and/or 2.

[@youtubefangirl3.04]

ENGIE NO *ENGIE YES*

[@nickname5447]

IS that a reference?

[@TheTC]

Yeah, Engie is a playable character in Team Fortress 2, a dressing role playing dating sim.

[@MrDrpoptart]

Nickname actually yes it's a reference to the Spongebob movie

[@mnase9259]

One two three four How many engies Are in the 2fort intel room

[@mr.hardhat2443]

IS THAT QN ACE REFERENCE?

[@spanish2927]

3:18 *I NEVER THOUGHT HEARING SEVEN NATION ARMY AND SEEING A JOJO REFERENCE AT THE SAME TIME COULD MAKE ME SO DAMN HAPPY*

[@russmastermasterofrusses7463]

It's weird to think that the "End of the line" update was around 6 years ago.

[@SaltDan]

Wait end of the line was in 2014? wow. Time flies.

[@girf4233]

Salt Kitchen 2014 was in 2014? Wow time flies

[@SaltDan]

KILLEKIRAHVI ikr can't believe it

[@RetiredMemeLord]

still wating for the 2fortKnight stereotype

[@jaydansucks7404]

CRRAAAWWWWLIIIINGGGG INNN MYYY SKIIIIIIIIINNNNN

[@mooflee8663]

no ... im batman

[@acorn5687]

It's Teufort Knight.

[@SneakyLinguini]

DiD i HeAr FoRtNiTe??

[@itookabathlast4029]

2fortnite!?!????!

[@ironraccoon3536]

Maybe the conch box connects to the pirate thing because conchs are sea shells? No idea with the black box, tho. Maybe they try the conch, get addicted, then it all goes downhill from there.

[@ToughSun14]

Iron Raccoon You make a valid point there.

[@nulltesh1076]

Iron Raccoon The black box reminds me of the black steel of an old ship cannon, so that perhaps?

[@randomdude5633]

dude you just have gone too far

[@percher4824]

A cannon on your back and the sea within your hand. Aye!

[@CaptainDemo779]

I know a dude who rocks that set and it’s really weird how it looks like a legit set...probably because it’s so common to see these together...weird...

[@shannonrobbins59]

Man the intro had a super funny and original joke definitely not overused

[@julianjoosten3003]

I thought everyone would explain this in the last soldier video but here we go: The pirate soldier blackbox thing isn't really about the bazooka, it's about the conch. The pirate theme works with the conch and the conch works with the blackbox so you get this roaming pirate thingy that's (theoretically) as good as escaping as Jack Sparrow.

[@thederpscoutreturns8709]

Captain Crutch explained

[@Gr3nadgr3gory]

Man fuck the black box. I need more than 3 rockets

[@daniellemckee6648]

Can the next meta be "crap attack" take a rocket jumper, panic attack, and a ecape plan. And jump at ANYONE.

[@jahjah7940]

*M A X I M U M L U N G C A N C E R*

[@kompatybilijny9348]

ykh!

[@MariaHernandez-ps6rx]

***cough***

[@articcenturion8387]

6:52

[@bluenderd]

3:02 The end of the line update was 6 years ago today. Holy shit, time flies.

[@BarstoolCEO]

7:24 literally describes me whenever i play soldier

[@Laersisiht]

Same

[@loch0245]

11/10 intro

[@KailoSparks]

Not IGN

[@thederpscoutreturns8709]

10/10 I'm not a Soldier Main man

[@bobblehead7002]

6:10 the one on the left is meant to be a reference to Dishonored because it looks like a royal guard's outfit

[@UltaKi]

Please help, I'm offended by your video because I'm a muselk fanboy

[@rngsmiles3979]

at least you aren't the one with the exact muselk loadout including the unusual

[@zisiskatsaros9050]

you meant you were .. unless you like fortnite ?

[@SmileytheSmile]

What you have to do now is lie down on your back,massage your elbows and drink 100 ml of soy milk. You'll feel better by tommorow.

[@romablumen1080]

inb4 wou how u 21 hors aog yutub plz fix

[@thederpscoutreturns8709]

Once upon a time, there was a day where Muselk actually cared about the TF2 side of his fanbase But all of that changed when the [Reacted] clan came Now if anyone around the TF2 part of KZbin plays ANOTHER GAME OTHER THAN TF2, then people starts worrying

[@StonerSnake]

Now that’s valve time right there

[@Humanhamsandwich]

I think black box conch with the pirate things could be called “captain crutch”

[@thederpscoutreturns8709]

Not to be confused with "Captain Crunch"

[@pz.pkfw.vpanther2289]

Perfect my friend

[@PorQpine215]

i uSe tHE bLAck BoX aNd I dON't uSE iT aS A cRUtCh.

[@Humanhamsandwich]

PorQpine 215 hAHaHhahahHhHHahaaaaHahah sO dO i mY fRiEnD, I doN’T knOw whY pEoPlE saY It’S a crUtCh

[@ttgl_bobross]

I am buying name tags just to rename my loadout to that that's brilliant thank you

[@metaford3746]

5:56 here the second stereotypes for the hornblower It normaly use as a slot filler for tryhard soldier that wear the rack but dont want to be call tryhard wearing the cold snap

[@woo4899]

I don’t have the cosmetics, but I just want to know, can you stack the soldiers stogie, lord cockswains, and salty dog? I want maximum lung cancer McDouble’d

[@barthvader95]

Their equip regions are respectively: cigar, beard and cigar, and hat, so you can't combine the first two.

[@william500]

5:19. Get down Mr. President

[@wingedbluj1674]

Gamevirus9 I wonder how long it took to nail that shot...

[@lightbulb979]

Shit game virus do not CLICK YM CHANNEL PLZ NO ITS LULZ ITS LULZ PLS DONT CLICK ITT ITT JTTT PLZZZ

[@what8305]

7:10 is better

[@KENDRAPR1]

Just...just shot me

[@legendarytat8278]

Next time, use the machina.

[@aimilist]

I wear the antarctic parka and OH SHIT you described me perfectly

[@koziiinakozie2208]

The Critic i wear the antarctic parka because It goes good with my winter theme loadout. This stereotype is still true for me :(

[@thederpscoutreturns8709]

I wear the Flakcatcher

[@chrislee1774]

I know right! I wear the Stogie with the Marxman and Cuban Bristle Crisis. 3 cigars for maximum chronic bronchitis.

[@mm-ov2gg]

Fucking same

[@DecaafTweakin]

+Saint Beelzebub same

[@TheExperienceYT]

RIP Rick May You were good son real good And definitely the BEST

[@pannnella]

Stop, just stop, I just wanna watch literally one fucking video about solider without *aBsoLUte SaInts* like you

[@TheExperienceYT]

@@pannnella 4 months ago you twat

[@koquin2040]

LazyRazy honestly I’m so done with kids using some guys death just to get a bunch of likes

[@dkth3inkmachine698]

Sorry that you had to deal with these jerks sir,let us all let rick rest in peace.

[@TheExperienceYT]

I didnt even use it for likes? I was just paying my respects. Cmon man I dont exploit peoples deaths for stuff like that! That's down right disgusting.

[@table5046]

Pyro misc stereotypes 1. Last breath. Edgy or used with the wraith wrap 2. Pyromancer's mask. Used for a double unusual or "funny" loadout like with the nabbler. 3. Nabbler. Never fucking used ever except for a joke loadout on places like jailbreak or deathrun. 4. Sub Zero Suit. Warpig 5. Pyromancer's Raiments. Never used. 6. Foster's Facade. Vintage or just used for a cheap painted gas mask alternative 7. Sight for Sore Eyes. Joke. never a bad player but usually never a good one either 8. Jingle Belt. Likes the sound of bells.... 9. Cute Suit. Trying to hard to look funny or edgy. 10. Torcher's Tabard and Chainmail. Only used for Medieval mode or just a trader with a strange set. By I'm a pyro main so.....kill me.....

[@thederpscoutreturns8709]

Sub-Zero Suit is for Demoman, and I wear it with Demo. But I like the Jingle Belt, your kind of right with me.

[@Highway-f1o]

Table the cute suit and sub zero Suit is multi class

[@TerraTuso]

Table you for got the pop eyes. (AKA the Jigglebone Lovers)

[@Delta4280]

What would be the stereotype for the Firefly? He's a DC fan?

[@Fofo-sr2xu]

Last breath is more like: LITERALLY EVERYONE The cute suit was already mentioned in the multi-class Sub zero I think was also mentioned there No need to mention things people don't use.

[@hayward325]

The face of Mercy is a super awesome cosmetic and everyone loves the guy wearing it. Probably because Im the only person to ever wear it 😎

[@sgtpuncake4655]

FlyingYak ________________ wear it with the phobus filter, then you are cool! Also i've wore it before. Good but not my style.

[@leem420]

FlyingYak ________________ I wear it and I'm a pub stomping dick with 40k points on my strange one.

[@fletcherng3262]

FlyingYak ______________ You wear it because you had 40 cents left in your steam wallet and saw it on the market lets be real Dom

[@ScornSauce]

That or they wear it with a eye altering cosmetic set to make a jason loadout and i wear it to so does a few stock axe or axtinguisher pyros

[@Enderlinkpawnu]

FlyingYak ________________ I wear it because it sorta makes me look intimidating... with my bright colored benie and fireman’s jacket... Oh but I have a phlog too... conflictig feelings ftw!

[@cre8ivecat23]

Trickster’s Turnout Gear is usually wearing the Brigade Helm, and possibly the new Fireman’s Essentials. I know because I’m one of them

[@jaimealbertodomingo6839]

Also more likely that not to be a pybro

[@Juicydeath1025]

I can confirm that this is a thing, because I also wear this set!

[@maxhaufe4487]

Fuck me too

[@dankofmemeville8241]

That's my loadout rite there

[@ElegyStatue]

Goddammit that's my loadout.

[@zzyxxyzz5442]

Inflating the price of the lone survivor sure did succeed. :')

[@matthewekstract6240]

Soundsmith, it looks like your artificial inflation worked. Check the steam sales chart for the strange lone survivor.

[@PrusskiyMir]

Around 16 ref!!

[@blinkachu05]

Matthew Ekstract ☝😕 wat?

[@mkmasterthreesixfive]

The value of the item in question was increased after soundsmith said it would. Who would have thought a massive influence to the community could do such a thing.

[@n3vermore771]

i still use the kringle. please love me.

[@Mark-bk2yf]

Nevermore. Im wearing the Kringle collection with shoguns shoulder Guard. Pls hate me.

[@Mars20231]

Nevermore me too

[@maxternex]

Me too

[@Banjo3440]

Quoth the commenter, nevermore.

[@mikelorme635]

Nevermore *seduce* *me*

[@vultran8135]

Stop it there's already some of my favorite KZbinrs are uploading on Saturdays. But I'll put those on hold for you Smithy!

[@jspaceman]

4:39 That direct hit lined up perfectly with the beat of the song

[@obamagaming8656]

I'm gay

[@thederpscoutreturns8709]

How does KZbin go in your favor? You were here yesterday

[@Oldschoolgamer13]

The Derp Scout Returns Patreon.

[@ev3226]

Me too

[@valtio]

SourcePan It's okay

[@RedGallardo]

Stop! It's time to stop!

[@BdresserGaming]

This video wants me to make a mini game in Tf2, where soldiers protect the medic "the president"

[@Brother_Piner]

Do it, I want to see it happen.

[@GoldenGoomba900]

A lot of pyros like the last breath, but they tend to be slightly better than you. Not really good, just ever so slightly better than you that you're JUST about to kill them when they somehow scrape by with one or two HP.

[@Crystalitar]

GoldenGoomba900 i feel my soul dying at this

[@TheDormantP]

Everything changed when the End of the line update nation attacked.

[@monsterman5117]

I dropped everything to watch this as soon as I saw this! Probably not a good thing because I was holding my baby.

[@jacksonh6797]

“Or they’re just a traitor” *Laughs in Australian*

[@Mars20231]

Jackson Hughes why can I imagine the classes in a circle in t-pose with strange faces and fire around them why they crucify Muselk

[@jacksonh6797]

dunca135 I’m not legally required to answer this question

[@jacksonh6797]

Gingbro *HAH*

[@brokenvhsplayer4754]

*NO MATTER WHERE I LOOK I CAN'T FIND THE LONE SURVIVOR AND THE SOLDIERS STASH!*

[@brokenvhsplayer4754]

@25Trey S Well since this is a year old I've already made a different loadout. Consisting of: Patriot's pouches, The Cuban bristle crisis, and The shellmet.

[@elraperitodemierdabro]

Well, I bought my Soldier's Stash on Backpack.tf for 1 key and 11 refs

[@idcgaming518]

3:59 yeah, I'm one of them. I'm usually super chill, but if ur a friendly-killer, salty or toxic, you can guarantee imma make you quit tf2.

[@rattledbones2159]

9:20 is that the sound of ripping and tearing?

[@projectakabane]

bUt SoUnD SmITh tHiS isN'T tRuE

[@foxtrap86flame]

tHen TaKe iT wITh A gRaIN oF SaLT

[@2000ZachAttack]

Me seeing a new Stereotype video: WOOOOHOOOO, SCREAMIN' EAGLES

[@thatneighbour446]

sound smith:*makes lone survivor misc steroyotype* lone survivor stocks sky rocketing*

[@MaximG.]

6:24 - "This guy can't rocketjump." I NEED IT!!!

[@blackthemew9371]

7:58 Hey at least the guy has a lot of room for his medic girlfriend!

[@SmileytheSmile]

*7:12* When you're working as a bodyguard for Trump.

[@connerturner1596]

IKR

[@SmileytheSmile]

Ayogurt Sorry. But this is as funny as Trump jokes get. I simply couldn't contain my urge to make one when I saw that skit,which was created solely for this joke I made to exist. Next time I will joke about Nicolai the Second,the last russian emperor,who was shot down alongside his family after the rise of communism! Now that meme is gonna be spicy.

[@bulletsftw3655]

Thats so true

[@SmileytheSmile]

Ayogurt Honestly,I wasn't agressive at all... Oh well,guess I failed at comedy. But I shall not give up! I shall march forth with an ambition in my heart and a stupid smile on my face until, eventually,I make a joke that is actually funny! *bows and leaves* *cries,when he gets home*

[@bulletsftw3655]

Smiley the Smile luckly he ain't my president

[@stillpixel9233]

Regarding that last one, i only have the shoulder guard cause i play demo-knight a lot and have a mid evil thing going on, if you have a recommendation for literally anything better to achieve the same aesthetic then please tell me

[@drderp7902]

god bless

[@brennanmason1973]

Soldiers Stash Plus Exquisite Rack Plus Kringle Collection= PubStomper loadout

[@elraperitodemierdabro]

Soldier's Stash + Cold Snap Coat + Killer's Kit = Pub god

[@denisefrentz7208]

Soldiers stash + grizzled growth = lazy purple

[@arakemi1080]

GET DOWN MISTER PRESIDENT!! that was sooo godly smooth sooo smooth

[@joekinnear4671]

The marshall's mutton chops describe me in literally every way, But I never knew I was that guy! me: *sees the marshall's mutton chops* ooh, that's a good cosmetic! soundsmith: people who use this cosmetic are actually pretty good and always have a buff banner equipped. me: woah, that's me. soundsmith: they also for some reason don't use the gunboats! me: WOAH, THAT'S ME!!!!

[@lemonnarc_alt]

@elias fuck you for being a selfish soldier who definitely steals health packs from your medics and getting pub f2p med picks discouraging them from playing medic and playing spy and sniper and by extension are the cause of the 4 snipers and 5 spies i get on every team fuck u elias

[@harbingerserenade9569]

@elias ...Go eat a fridge. Asshole.

[@mirrorianofficial7697]

Soundsmith: Soldier Main Soundsmith: No Rick May Memorial

[@ii-jy6gd]

@Mirrorian true lol

[@chonkychief1400]

Dude you know when this was made?

[@gamer64691]

Can’t wait for the edge duel of pyro mask vs last breath. I’m firmly last breath myself.

[@jasononeal8293]

Like that^ comment if you think last breath is better.

[@Techhunter_Talon]

I mainly see it worn by people doing a 'Day of the Dead' theme to their cosmetic loadout. That said, I own one and have a Pyromancer's Mask covering it because... reasons.

[@ForWeAreMany]

im ashamed to say it but im a last breath/Wraith Wrap/coffin kit asshole pyro with the phlog, scorch shot and backscratcher pyro