TF2 - The Worst Maps The Workshop Has To Offer!

[@ohno9796]

Martin: "There's no textures" Scout: "Let's get 'em" And that's how the search for the worst TF2 workshop map began

[@sninctbur3726]

7:29 filming for Meet the Medic

[@AxelNder]

Sninctbur This needs more likes.

[@Niiue]

lol

[@medic3202]

There were more soldiers actually

[@u_q6c]

I dont get it

[@dbkwk9278]

@@u_q6c The only blu team enemies were soldiers. There was a large amount

[@Sammie1053]

A long while back, Piemations did a gag where he drew a map layout exactly like 2Points and asked Twitter to add on cliche CTF features to create the ultimate map. Somebody actually made the end result.

[@Spar_kie]

link?

[@Sammie1053]

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=952766751

[@nickspencerfishingrodd2383]

lol nice

[@MLGPROGAMER-sw4yf]

This is just a coincidence, I did not know about it (I am the creator of 2points)

[@sheeloesreallycool]

MLG PROGAMER1999 whelp, good job anyway

[@none-q4o]

Machina on that one bridge map will be OP

[@kepiadina]

Justin pomson and righteous bison would rock as well, or even knockback weapons like airblast or force-a-nature would get you tons of multikills.

[@desperate.1897]

Justin Do people even play on that map??

[@Everik-ct6pg]

7:30 When they find out that there's oil in Frog_land

[@alexandredesouza3692]

Deathbed is the Only one that shows any promise because it actually looks like the dude put in effort. Props to him.

[@Hispanic_at_the_disco717]

That's because it's a retextured Unreal Tournament map

[@plainszebra8085]

@@Hispanic_at_the_disco717 Which map is it?

[@Hispanic_at_the_disco717]

@@plainszebra8085 deck 16

[@Hispanic_at_the_disco717]

Oh fuck I'm wrong I think it's DM-Nicktest

[@KaneYork]

Also the "a7" means Alpha 7 so it's gone though some revisions!

[@mrcomp1971]

3:41 holy shit the exploding scout spawned an archimedes. Do you know how rare that is?

[@anotherpersonwonderingarou8361]

mrcomp ffs I was gonna say that lol!It's 1% tho which is as rare as u unbox the unusual!

[@RedZeee]

1% not really too rare. One in a hundred deaths. You see it quite often

[@chaosinc.382]

Well, bad players like me will see it a lot.

[@samirwit3263]

It's only 1 in a 100 that's not rare at all

[@windowsmizu416]

mrcomp I have over 2,000 hours and it's only happened to me once back in 2014

[@The_Lightning_Sparks]

It's funny, Lost Kingdom is actually a map my friend made. It's literally her first map, and it was *specifically* made for a Freak Fortress server she and I are regulars at. I'm surprised it was on the workshop, and the reason you might not have had any textures is because they might've just been on the server for some reason

[@Spar_kie]

No, your friend just didn't pack the textures properly, but because everyone already had the textures installed from other maps that did pack them none on the server noticed. It's fine trying to pack shit is hell and I could never figure out how to do it

[@The_Lightning_Sparks]

Right, right that's what it was, my bad. I don't know much about mapping myself, I'd forgotten the exact issue. Thank you for correcting me haha

[@meatbeatmania]

Shit map

[@channelbeingreplaced.2610]

The Lightning did your friend reacted to this video? If she did what did she say?

[@zephyron0]

I used to play on that server, then it went down and changed owners. The old owner helps out sometimes but I don’t really like the new owner

[@howwwwwwwwwww]

8:38 That guy that got airshotted was literally named 'aaaaaaaa' Just like he was screaming before his death.

[@unissay3530]

8:40 This guy has literally yelled his own name. sofunny

[@nickspencerfishingrodd2383]

UniSSay lol

[@userwashere]

I remember accidentally downloading a map with a picture of two futa having fun...... ...I didn't regret it

[@BobBob-eg1vl]

oh

[@ikagura]

what name?

[@Skullhawk13]

Puerto rican guy that scream burrito link please?

[@userwashere]

Skullhawk13 sorry I didn't remember the link anymore, nor the name because I deleted it long ago

[@Skullhawk13]

Puerto rican guy that scream burrito ah well, I imagine it’s been taken down anyway if it’s hentai

[@StickMaster500]

The *Best* Maps The Workshop Has To Offer! FTFY

[@ZealSenpai]

StickMaster500 why are you so early

[@rvpairofdicethewanderer2383]

Oh, you mean the forgotten maps? Pretty sure RTGame did something like that before. Makes me sad that there were so many beautiful maps not noticed, beautiful maps that even existed since 2008.

[@jensumata]

StickMaster500 STICK YOU'RE EVERYWHERE I SWEAR TO GOD LMAO

[@Bropower125Games]

Everyone always comments on Stickmasters comments and he never answers them, kek.

[@jensumata]

Bropower125 he's too popular

[@tango3019]

You never ever judge a mapper by his or hers first map. It’s exactly the same as judging a toddler with its ability to do a 5k run.

[@404User-Not-Found]

You know, a lot of the creators of those maps have seen this video, and have nothing against it.

[@jimrustle2797]

nobody is judging anyone here you triggered sjw bitch its just a meme video grow some balls

[@thefoolishgmodcube2644]

Jim Rustle you’re triggered enough to be sjw yourself.

[@tango3019]

I’m just kinda triggered by the thumbnail. I’m totally overreacting.

[@JamEngulfer]

You still don't publish your first map though. If it's on workshop, it's fair game for criticism.

[@stefanm.734]

2points is truly magical. It gets to the heart of what a TF2 map really is when you strip everything down.

[@buzzlightyearpfp7641]

7:44 when america finds oil

[@JoshThePinkGump]

2:48 My TF2 game in a nutshell

[@ironhelmet7890]

*Gmod

[@404User-Not-Found]

You are the type of guy who searches tf2 free download, aren't you?

[@PootisDuspunsurHarambe]

TF2 is free to play.....

[@loopyzach7537]

ࣺ: *I'm gonna make a sassy comeback that he won't be able to respond to, heheh.* Pootis: Nah, bro, TF2 is free already.

[@steller7515]

But people... **sigh**

[@martEEno]

*stab- stab- stab- stab- stab- stab- stab- stab-*

[@_ryukora]

stab-stab-stab (sniper arrows taunts)

[@AsrielDreemurr56]

Sounds like Chara

[@404User-Not-Found]

*STABBY STABBY*

[@AsrielDreemurr56]

Nah

[@resetti2040]

Asriel Dreemurr stop it, get some help

[@Jack-fz8gc]

okay what the fuck dude you scrolled right past my map(koth_battlefront) at 1:07 and didnt download it. Why? it had a shitty picture and everything!

[@404User-Not-Found]

lol imma download it.

[@Jack-fz8gc]

lol

[@bigpenny3509]

The reason you all spawned inside eachother at 3:20 is probably because the creator didnt raise the spawn points off the ground or some other error in hammer (maybe a map leak?) caused all spawns to default to one point

[@massiveidiot77]

0:22 wait, so your buying bad maps now?

[@RedZeee]

Name checks out (Sorry)

[@kaztm7910]

massive idiot Idiot.

[@huhjanus]

*you're

[@BushyBarbra]

His name is a whoosh

[@gladoxia]

There are other things with value that he might not want to trade for playing shitty maps, such as time and electricity.

[@cristinaflorea1254]

3:42 look!! A dove!! This apears when killing a Scout, but ya have a chance 1/100. And it's a refernce from Meet the Medic video

[@runforitman]

“I know this map is awful Instead of play testing it with friends and making it better or honing my skills I’m going to create a bad name for myself and upload loads of them!”

[@burritocat5076]

Y u so mad? Yeah sure the people that made these maps spent hours making these but that doesn't change the fact that the maps are bad...

[@burritocat5076]

Except for deathbed tho. Map is really good

[@Scuzz1204]

Bad Maps.... Thumbnail shows a guys first ever map.... And Says why would someone make this.. way to be encouraging to a New map maker.

[@F_I_J_I_W_A_T_E_R]

Grant Pearson It's not a good map at all though. Half the map is a choke point, not to mention how bad the sightlines obviously are. If someone's going to work on a map they should look at what techniques valve use and work from there.

[@twurtz]

F I J I W A T E R yeah, but its- please tell me if i’m going too fast- the creator’s first attempt at a map which honestly means one of two things. 1) is testing things to send to others easily to help along with the mapping process 2) is probably just some kids first time making a map and could use some advice, not to be put on a “WORLDS SHITTIEST TF2 MAPS!!!!” video

[@Somewhat_Unknown]

My first map is also a clusterfuck on the community terms. I'm quite happy with what I made

[@Taylor-zh9gy]

the person who made 2points probably just made it as a joke or mockery to 2fort because of how bad 2fort is.

[@bruh-yl4sn]

TF2Maps.net is the way to go

[@tremormcbrismillet1752]

8:00 perfect tribute for Rick May :( RIP Rick May

[@zomi3676]

OMFG I made it in the video 8:00 THANK YOU MARTIN

[@gearstorm754]

Your not the only one here

[@The40Oliver]

7:30 We're all soldiers now

[@novakattila]

STEAMED CLAMS?

[@TM__1566]

No, no.. i said Steamed Hams, that's how i call Hamburgers

[@aaronandrews5648]

You call hamburgers steamed hams?

[@WEndro333]

Uh-huh, and what region?

[@MindlessTurtle]

Uh, upstate New York.

[@aaronandrews5648]

Really? Well, I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase steamed hams.

[@bb5k947]

I love it man! Your videos are really enjoyable and the subtitles are so good. Please keep up the good work :)

[@galopus2707]

When you make shitty map but still ending in video that is definition of luck

[@quixxnaaar]

For those curious, the saxy music that plays at the end when he airshots is Jungle Theme by Contra Band. They do some pretty dope covers of videogame music.

[@Eternal_P2]

6:09 “nah not really” as he jumps then charges

[@1lucia]

4:43 I like how the - *cut* seriousmartin cut master

[@ashzciel]

hey, I made deathbed, I'm glad you enjoyed it!

[@404User-Not-Found]

Deathbed was the best out of all those.... Actually i think it is the best overall.

[@stevenflores7405]

ashz I played on that map. Pretty fun for goofing around

[@dogman9291]

Had a look at it, it's actually a genuinely good map design and layout! Well done man! There's a few chokepoints, but adding more alternative routes and more cover areas from enemy fire can easily fix that. The only thing I really suggest is that you add some decor and other map "gimmicks" to make it interesting and look more polished. Secret areas and routes could also be neat, since your map has a mazelike theme to it that would do well with that kind of thing. Overall, your map is really good and manages to be viable for every class in the game, which is a very big deal for a workshop map. I'm a fan, and I'd love to see it polished off if you're up to that! Keep up the good work, man!

[@TheMAZZTer]

My favorite TF2 server had "Terrible Map Tuesdays". Good times. Some of the maps were so amazingly terrible they made the regular map rotation.

[@tylermustardloooser386]

3:42 a dove flew out of him once in a lifetime experience

[@memestealer6348]

7:59 Valve servers on April 14, 2020 [R.I.P. Rick May]

[@ahbraveconscript997]

suddenly the map i made doesn't look so bad.

[@mrstabtoxic]

God seeing thia in my suggested vidoes again made me realize its been 5 years and it only feels like a year old

[@goksir5845]

0/10 didn't play with community on memeroid.

[@LetsHitSubsNoVideos]

I need that song at 6:54 for... Scientific reasons

[@mysteriousshadow4460]

I believe you as I try not to look at your profile

[@gawain_goat1409]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/h4GTnomsZbSmeaM FOUND IT REEEEEEEEEEE

[@creature_of_fur]

I once did a map where blue base was on a small plane, and they would've capped CPs on red's big plane... Besides the fact that I have never actually finished the map, it had a huge downfall. This made the map compiler freak out a little... And at the end: I have the main map and the "skybox world" on the same visleaf... This was lolz

[@ham-sandman8171]

wow, 2 years ago exactly this video was posted

[@rmbaaalftgodhimself5087]

Jesus your uploading so much keep it up Martin

[@zekevesva2043]

6:35 nice to see it still works, best moments of tf2 ever.

[@Forzbee]

i made dont fall it was my first map and i hate myself for makeing it

[@404User-Not-Found]

Shut up! It's perfect!

[@faeire0]

MrKrampus Least it works right. Most other maps don't work.

[@stevenflores7405]

MrKrampus Nah don't worry about it. Unless you're improving and putting effort, you will become better at map making.

[@PoopScoopCoop]

7:06 SeriousMartin predicted K Rool in Smah Bros. Ultimate!

[@iraqiraqi5475]

0:30 - OOH, Steamed Hams Map!

[@gabethedog1141]

7:13 "*This is a friendly heavy server*" Seconds after: *Heavy's dead body laying on the ground*

[@palecaptainwolfkayls8499]

When you were playing with 32 players _Where was the "fun looking" map at that you failed to trimp on_ *_AND where was the memeroid map?_*

[@emh1105_]

6:26 “Capture all five of the Control Points to win the game!”

[@diegodankquixote-wry3242]

The all-Star mash-up is familiar... 🤔... but I can't put I can't put my finger on it...

[@AlanElChato]

Dank Quixote 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@domicson4587]

Dank Quixote YA MISSED THE JOKE YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID "I can't put my finger on my forehead in the shape of an L"

[@Fort_Master]

Seriously though what is that remix?

[@Fort_Master]

Seriously though what is that remix?

[@tengu451]

The song is mix between All-star and the Servant x Service op

[@user-11z157]

Soldiers when celebrate Rick May's Tribute: 7:53

[@tomlawson4713]

You should play the Steamed Hams map

[@PattPlays]

Why did this end? This needs to be a weekly series. do it pls.

[@drzomboland]

The Video itself was fine, even quite funny in a few places, but I don't think you should voice such "vulgar" opinions on maps. Sure the Steam Workshop has quite a large amount of atrocious god awful fucking maps, I agree. Just don't shit all over someones hard work when the map is clearly a work in progress, or the creator is just a novice. Hammer is a painful software to use, and it's painful for your computer to run it, ask any source mapper ever.

[@zoner5818]

It's painful to run if you have a Core 2 Duo or Something and less than 4GB of RAM. Heck even that is fine to make a pretty good map.

[@drzomboland]

Well, believe me I've seen people who had their PC's grind to a halt because they either had awful visleafs making their VMF's take up half of their harddrives or they just improperly set up their Level Editor. Hammers needs alot of tweaking and fiddling if you want to make large maps. EDIT: Also Hammer has a tendency to crash all the fucking time. Not to mention, if you have a leak somewhere in your enormous map, it can be like finding a needle in a haystack.

[@spacecore5322]

*_h a r d w o r k_*

[@npc_blob1609]

That's what pointfiles are for. But yeah, Hammer is borderline unstable, it has tons of problems and the TF2maps.net forums are filled with reports of one-of-a-kind bugs and errors.

[@jimrustle2797]

>hard work O M E G A L U L M E G A L U L im guessing one of these maps were yours?

[@marcusvolpicella5277]

3:42 Not sure how I noticed this, but if you looked closely you can see that when the Scout dies a dove flies out of his body. This is a reference to “Meet The Medic” and had a 1 in 100 chance of occurring. I have no life whatsoever.

[@playedtoomuch5259]

cp_2point looks like it was made in roblox

[@sonoda944]

Typical Colors 2 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

[@gluGPU]

Yeah but I build in Roblox Studio and I can do better than that :sunglasses:

[@sirultim8643]

7:29 Rick May tribute

[@uberpwner48]

7:06 - name of the music?

[@invalid_user_handle]

0:22 you can actually see one of the maps in the video as a fixed version there. LostKingdom_VSH (Retextured v2.6)

[@Thunduriken]

Shit I missed the announcement

[@trung1091]

same

[@DarkCreeperSlayers]

6:58 are we not gonna talk about how that's literally a gay furry porn spray on the wall

[@solr8016]

Maybe they’re bad because the creators aren’t very experienced with making maps. Calling someone’s first map shit isn’t cool.

[@flamingeyeball1]

As a source mapper, it literally doesn't matter, and most people dont upload their first map.

[@fluffyeevee383]

Deathbed A7 is legit a good looking map. I didn't expect to find one here

[@Fort_Master]

Whats the music at 6:53 ? and where can I find it!

[@matesboat9466]

Yes please

[@kepiadina]

The music is All star sped up

[@Fort_Master]

I know it's all star, but there's something else in the background as well.

[@Envy_the_Darksider]

"I found this in my trash can" by Swordy I'm not joking. That's literally the name of the remix. But it is an awesome one nonetheless

[@Fort_Master]

Thank you!

[@kamanira]

First thing we see when he scrolls down; Well Seymour, I made it, despite your directions.

[@pac2812]

Rick May Tributes be like: 8:00

[@Kyle_Reese]

4:27 that map looks like it's for solar light because like sometimes solar light does trimping, if you don't know that trimping is, it means that you charge then charge onto multiple slopes, thats what makes demoman some how glide into the air, if you still don't understand check out soar light's new vid

[@Gardienne96]

What's the allstar remix during the market gardener bit?

[@doktorkritzisch]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/h4GTnomsZbSmeaM

[@thepoorsap9974]

6:22 *"Capture all five of the Control Points to win the game!"*

[@MegaJani]

3:42 There's Archimedes :v :O

[@Sean-yj4wq]

2:36 lost kingdom? More like lost textures

[@pinecone9619]

I saw the steamed hams map

[@Firepal3D]

I lovr how the Memeroid map isn't even sealed right, that's why the water is invisible.

[@ioratv]

saxaphone contra theme?!

[@19son96]

Archimedes at 3:40?!?

[@Phoenix-fw7bm]

This guy laughing at maps that he can’t even make one

[@tameronica]

7:29 In honor of rick may.

[@tald_zsc4398]

Hi Martin :3

[@Artcat932]

I like how everyone of these maps have the exact same default box texture.

[@daniel-gabrielvlad2462]

More.

[@asdasf8817]

This gives me an attack/defend map idea: A baseball field but the bases are control points and the dugouts are spawns

[@Somewhat_Unknown]

This video is just rude. At least blur out the names.

[@voidofspaceandtime4684]

Oh nooo theyre going to be harassed! /s The worst that'll happen to them is that they'll delete their shit maps from workshop.

[@panzerclub1185]

Void of Space and Time and this is why the community is dying

[@Lolneed1]

How is it rude?

[@FrenchgineerGaming]

He serious he martin but most importantly he not craftin'

[@paradoxicaloutcome1007]

I mean, I'm sure every person whose map was featured in a video (without their consent) that is called 'bad maps' just to get shit on for the first map they're made is totally cool with what you're doing. I'm sure this kind of behaviour doesn't have any consequences for the slowly dwindling TF2 community.

[@HarmonizedHero]

0:17 * is eating grilled sausage * steamed ham

[@zex5876]

And how many maps have you created?

[@faeire0]

ZEX Oneeyed Such a boring argument. Get an argument that isn't balderdash please.

[@JamDoggie]

even if you dont have mapping experience these would obviously still be considered bad

[@lukkkasz323]

Worst argument ever.

[@sleeves2604]

And how many brain cells do you have?

[@zex5876]

What exactly is that supposed to mean?

[@darthpeashooter1128]

6:54 market garden war in a nutshell

[@day21tracks]

Not so nice of you shitiing on people like this.

[@5crungo]

*shitting, don't try and act tough and shit on the internet, it just makes you seem immature and rather dense.

[@day21tracks]

I. Wha?

[@Ferase]

[ Soviet Maverick ] He’s not trying to “act tough,” he’s just saying that the person in the video is being a little harsh towards maps that, while some are not too good, had a lot of effort put into them. I don’t think you should judge people simply by their profile picture, because that’s entirely immature and generally malicious. There was no need to go out and use that against him, let alone use it as a judging point.

[@skalty9868]

Erik Lecjaks He’s insulting shitty maps. He’s not saying they’ll never make a good map, or that they are terrible people, but that what they made is bad. They probably think the same, almost everyone hates the first of any craft they make

[@Samwow]

@@skalty9868 idk, as a map maker myself, it can be frustrating to see people shit on something you made regardless of quality without explaining why they don't like it. Constructive criticism from people is the only reason I've been able to improve as a mapper, and i think that everyone needs it. Just my thoughts.

[@notasovietspytrustme4392]

I’m getting Bridge of Eldin in smash bros vibes

[@anyarr]

Excellent wait to encourage novice mappers. Don't blur out any names and criticize harshly. Excellent.

[@skalty9868]

Anyar it’s a fucking joke and these maps legitimately suck

[@flamingeyeball1]

Yeah, now novice mappers know not to do these things in an uploaded map!

[@inaja1915]

2:43 thanks for the epilepsy

[@NicoOak]

i really enjoy your content but i think you should get a better mic

[@cloudnine.]

STEAMED HAMS never fucking Gets me

[@jake-fr2du]

sup

[@-45-17]

Sal being dumb said sup in the KZbin comment section making him tonights biggest loser

[@doot609]

They say, to this day, beat has not gotten his $5.

[@KaiZeeYT-os9jt]

Try and make a map yourseld

[@mfw995]

3:41 wow the archimedes haves 1% to spawn in a dead scout, is a reference to meet the medic

[@ilikecurry2345]

Tracklist: Cranky's Cabin (Mean-Spirited Advice) SMB theme remix #7777777 (seriously, they remix this theme a LOT, both officially and via fans) 3/4 remix of the SMB3 Athletic Theme ALL STAR REMIX WHY GODDAMMIT-- Gangplank Galleon (Fight for the Bananas!)

[@Garfield4317]

I really like this channel, it captures the silly fun TF2 should be all about