TGPD vs Captain Slow | Top Gear | Series 21 | BBC

[@TabithaHolland_]

"why go ludicrously fast when you can just go the normal speed" by god that is such a May thing to say

[@delta9tetrahidrocannabinol743]

Go back to your country tabitha

[@Styxaroo]

Delta9 TetraHidroCannabinol Go back to the hole you crawled from.

[@stacyjunio3663]

Delta9 TetraHidroCannabinol shut the fuck up

[@rideabike979]

@@delta9tetrahidrocannabinol743 lol stfu lmao

[@RZ670]

James may is homie

[@jackmoore1849]

Hammond:I don’t think he should be handling that *pulls out a tank*

[@beaverscope8317]

Hammond is hypocrite .

[@EternusTV]

@@beaverscope8317 like you

[@beaverscope8317]

@@EternusTV thank you.

[@beaverscope8317]

@@cheesepuffs5226 do you mind .

[@jonathanoxlade4252]

Hammond is funny I swear he is dead and some how still alive but like a friendly zombie who won’t eat you but loves crashing and giving himself brain damage but he is a mental man Hammond on a wing plane screaming haha Hammond must really enjoy himself a lot lol does stuff that the old ones won’t do

[@asianguy1700]

“The drone of intrusiveness has crashed” i love how calm he sounded.

[@imanin9972]

hahah lol

[@sikdoesthis286]

Its a UAV

[@toastykoro]

@@sikdoesthis286 no it’s the drone of intrusiveness

[@GoingDownOnJill]

@@toastykoro and it has crashed

[@KaladinVegapunk]

Haha it made me think of Ralph the movie makers review of that dogshit restaurant investigator show Send in the drones

[@JamaicanCastle]

That blop-blop-blop sound of Jeremy's bumper as he drives away from his (self-inflicted) crash is far better than any dialogue.

[@TacticalAnthony]

self inflicted? Nonsense! The criminal simply crashed into him at speed

[@DC-nx8ey]

He’s right you know. It’s in the report an everyfin’

[@kidnamedfingerreal]

​@@TacticalAnthony and hes gonna get that bastard

[@yyyyymmoT]

His face as he leaves aswell

[@harrybtown1506]

P

[@danthalios]

"So remind me again why exactly you need a 2S1 Gvozdika self-propelled 122-millimetre gun?" "We're playing cops and robbers."

[@JohnSmith-mk5jt]

@COOPER WHITE That's what makes them such an amazing trio.

[@pctech1042]

I thought its an SP 1 C

[@sebulller]

reasons unknown... but it will come in handy some day...

[@Accidentalreef]

@@pctech1042 no that'ss a german light that

[@AnonYmous-dh2zt]

@@pctech1042 Nope that's definitely a 2S1. The SP1C has a less bulkier front

[@zenvost2]

The TG police seal text is "ambitious but rubbish" in latin. The little touches are great.

[@salvolcano8842]

isn’t it ambitious and inept

[@callumhardy5098]

zenvost2 It’s actually ambitious and inept

[@TimeTravelinc]

Sal Volcano Isn’t ‘rubbish’ and ‘inept’ the same thing? My methods of language is a bit muddled.

[@leslieeaston3383]

It doesn't matter, you can't speak to dead Roman anyway.

[@shadowman3557]

i was thinking to myself earlier, what does that mean xD?

[@GOAK_1]

James: "He's stopped! He's given up-" TGPD Tank: *We don't do that here*

[@thecircleoft.e.d2121]

Police: Isn't that illegal? Hammond: Resisting arrest? Yes!

[@mangotail6808]

Jeremy: 2:09

[@aboyes9835]

I mean, you’re almost correct. It looks like a 2S15 Norov SPG, which is based on the 2S1 Gvodzika Self-Propelled Artillery.

[@isaiahhudson7182]

@@aboyes9835 want cookie? 🍪

[@Accidentalreef]

as a person who really likes tanks. That's true. Tanks don't do that here

[@kalebwhitrockdingus]

1:35 Jeremy: "we don't have him,he's closed my door" that cracked me up

[@Daisy_flower.clouds]

Me too 😂

[@samzong1846]

Dubai police force: we have the most advanced police force in the world TGPD: hold my beer

[@apollomars1678]

TGPD: hold my tank

[@nickgage1438]

Dubai has the best cars sure but not in any way are they advanced.

[@DovahkiinSaiyan]

@@apollomars1678 hold my moustache

[@grandhomme4183]

The LAPD is the best one

[@zeroday5441]

@@nickgage1438 man they're just all show& no go Any Islamic country has two things going for them Oil& punishment against women

[@adeheys9661]

The TGPD: the most militarised police force in the world.

[@michaellorah9051]

I thought that was Chicago

[@liamweaver2944]

*Chiraq

[@swatboy763]

dont you mean the average US police force?

[@ProjectT]

And the most inept.

[@zyill]

Least*

[@tenebris5705]

I can't belive they actually killed James May, just to get that scene!

[@zxbzxbzxb1]

He got better :)

[@chris-um2sh]

it shows the dedication the crew went to for the exceptional realism of Top Gear!

[@tenebris5705]

@@chris-um2sh Oh yeah, but I think they went too far this time

[@tenebris5705]

@@zxbzxbzxb1 I hope so, it seems pretty serious

[@zxbzxbzxb1]

@@tenebris5705 "Only two things are infinite: the universe and James Mays longevity" - Albert Einstein

[@thegentlemanpirate13]

James calmly driving away every single time they seemingly manage to block him off is significantly funnier than it has any right to be.

[@vettebodee]

Moral of the story, Don't give Hammond a Tank.

[@FerroequinologistofColorado]

Ya think

[@TomJerry-xm4ep]

Moral of the story is don't try to be a smart ass and then try to outrun a tank off-road

[@richardmillhousenixon]

Moral of the story is... Harambe is not dead.

[@BillyPritchard]

TheIronNinj

[@daniyarsadykov3385]

it wasn't a tank. it's was soviet self-propelled artillery

[@HelmLord5792]

"We have him!" *backs up "We don't have him! he has closed my door!" that is me trying to do anything, in a nutshell.

[@20cnVision]

So true. Like "Okay, I guess I fixed my life ..... Aaaand nvm."

[@brackpepo]

+Dane The Engi brain. use it. please?

[@miiiwaaa]

HelmLord5792 xxq

[@AScarchilli]

HelmLord5792

[@gemmaharvey7806]

HelmLord5792 (

[@maxbrestable]

This show must've been so much fun to shoot.

[@eetu2875]

Maxbrestable! That tank must have been fun to shoot

[@Clangokkuner]

@@eetu2875 well it's a self propelled artillery, and they likely used a blank, but I guess it would be pretty fun nonetheless

[@KookoCraft]

@@Clangokkuner you must be fun at parties

[@Clangokkuner]

@@KookoCraft I don't go to parties I think they're boring

[@libertyprime5089]

Would you take a punch form Clarkson?? To be producer on grand tour??

[@HerefordBull703]

5:52 I love the pure joy on Hammonds face as he brutally wrecked a wall and I love how James is so sarcastic about the tank that he doesn’t realise what Hammond can do

[@ausintune9014]

ï were in pursuit of a pleb" BEST LINE EVER

[@dani1999n]

@@knedl1k_ "I am" in past tense

[@supergluehotty]

I'm gonna get that BOSTARD!

[@Dexfire20]

That nobody with the Guitar but why not “I was”?

[@Dexfire20]

XEX_Racing_League ok thanks

[@connorfielding8263]

Sorry but it was clearly hammonds line of I have an erection, that was the best of them all

[@takon0458]

James may: you can’t pull a man out of the car *LSPD Joined the chat*

[@idrip2153]

NOOSE HAS JOINED THE CHAT

[@someoneidk6303]

*GUNS HAVE JOINED THE CHAT*

[@someoneidk6303]

Oh hey an old comment

[@dodgey6568]

@@someoneidk6303 Oh hey a new comment

[@GrummanTestPilot]

You can’t pull a man out of the river *LEGO CITY* let me tell you something

[@OmegaVestoLord]

"what are you gonna do? you cant pull him out" American Cops- "so anyway I started blasting"

[@Nobody-cw3ri]

Turn off CNN kid

[@nittayoshifumi8252]

@@Nobody-cw3ri Thats the joke.

[@wizard_of_poz4413]

@@Nobody-cw3ri I mean it is true but its not always a bad thing.

[@Icetea-2000]

Jokes aside, you won’t gonna shoot someone for minor traffic violations like speeding though, we aren’t talking about a life and death scenario

[@wizard_of_poz4413]

@@Icetea-2000 no because that's a non issue for the most part. But if someone flattens people in a residential area, then may God help them

[@SunnyIntervalsORG]

I love how Clarkson just stands there in disbelief with his arms wide open when May just keeps driving off. It's like he's saying "He can't do that...can he do that?"

[@TheRuddster95]

"he can't keep getting away with it!"

[@wadddd4]

6:03 me when I have a presentation in front of the class

[@CrisisHedgehog]

“And rightfully so in both scenarios...”

[@lydathegreat]

You need to tell?

[@mikethescienceguy]

@@lydathegreat YES

[@willwisneski6264]

hahahahahaha

[@Ez_Russell1478]

I was not ready for that answer I'm lmao when I heard that

[@Quartx130]

"He's stopped. He's given up!" *B O O M*

[@pranavkumar3102]

Kboom

[@ProjectEurobeat]

How does this have 1.2K likes but only one reply?

[@GageisGreat12]

“And on that bombshell, back to the studio..”

[@mihoplays842]

RIP that guy

[@lalallama171]

He, in fact, did not give up

[@CMGThePerson]

I love how even when there's a literal tank on May's tail, he absolutely refuses to take anything seriously

[@langleysenterprise5134]

Well if they cant get you then

[@kellhound7227]

Its because he's "Done it Properly!"

[@محمودالعزااوي]

​@@kellhound7227v jfSJ7sn5pv8 as3321111v{😅💋🌼💋💋🤣🤣🤣🌹as❤ ‏‪4:06‬‏ 😊😂1 gg

[@zombietoon85]

because he knows that hammond and clarkson are massively incompetent

[@Usernom7475]

This was my favorite episode, rip James may his presence was always missing in every episode after

[@lordmlaw9900]

I see what you did there.

[@doggoisamongo8783]

He gave his life for this shot, what a dedication

[@davidvanderven]

The TGPD has better equipment than most UK police...

[@Wolham]

... Most???

[@davidvanderven]

@@Wolham no small arms...

[@kundetjenesten]

@@davidvanderven Who needs small arms when you have a tank with an operational cannon?

[@davidvanderven]

@@kundetjenesten sometimes a .44 or a .50 cal are more 'situationally' appropriate...

[@kundetjenesten]

@@davidvanderven Like, in what scenario??

[@GeweerBeer]

“I.. was.. in.. persuit.. of.. a.. pleb.. *uh* male..”

[@respectedgentleman4322]

IC1 male. Police code for white skin.

[@wolfox7776]

and Clarkson said I were in persuit I believe

[@amyshaw893]

@@respectedgentleman4322 White - North european, technically

[@vaughie123]

I was in persuit of a pleb *UHHH* Perv

[@engasal]

Were

[@Glnn_n]

Basicly 3 men living the dream of every man: "Playing with big toys"

[@SoulTheSoul]

"We don't have him, he closed my door!"

[@poggergen1937]

"Here we go." *3 Seconds later:* " The drone of Intrusiveness has crashed."

[@scrumbus8046]

1:33 "We got him! We finally have him!" *pulls out* "We don't have him! He closed my door!" XD

[@Alewolf01]

+A Toaster Doodle Noodle If police chases was like more often I'd watch, this is funny.

[@fiber9m]

I'm gonna get that bastard

[@ImMagnetz]

+A Toaster Doodle Noodle You watched the video too?

[@minecraftertracey01]

i did not now this was scrpted tell if ound out on youtube thats how good it was

[@rewindproductions7261]

"He's stopped. He's given u-." *tanks blows him up* "ah, on that note, back to the studio."

[@hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925]

BluePhantom Productions classic 80s comic relief.

[@themagicslinky1773]

"So he won't be coming on?"

[@thebiggeststarwarsfan6635]

“And on that bomb shell, back to the studio.”

[@kentclestervillaver3826]

Jhuhhghygjh

[@kentclestervillaver3826]

Kxhdhdusjwjsveushdhehshshsushshdhjehduznjexushzhshshshehshehdjehshheshhshehsheusheushehdjakkoopppidjehdudjjejeejejeiuedjduududjsieiwoooooeodoosisisiisijsjsususususudududududueudududududududuududurudueueududududdu

[@bellerain381]

“This is an arrest!” ✌🏻 Funny every time!!

[@TherealWolfGL]

Clarkson: Here we go. *Drone crashes on runway* ClErksAn: *THE DRONE OF INTRUSIVENESS HAS CRASHED...*

[@filmandfirearms]

Clerksan sounds like how a Japanese person who speaks really bad English would say "Clarkson"

[@Blue-jl1yq]

@@filmandfirearms lol

[@vaillante7667]

"eventually, i got the stone airbone and begin the hunt for oj may"

[@twistedyogert]

Who gave that man a pilot's license?

[@acewitchhunter222]

Oh u sneaky little...

[@summushieremiasclarkson4700]

"Ambitiose sed ineptum" God I miss this show.

[@daraghmolloy3638]

These were the golden years of top gear now it's not bad but terrible in comparison the old guys had a unique friendship while I don't get that feeling with the new guys it's as if they a forced to get along

[@n2m2000]

It means “Ambitious but inept” 😂

[@MissesWitch]

"Oh hang on a minute, He's stopped, He's given up" -proceeds to kill James May-

[@BrianSellasBiggestFan]

He got out of the car before blowing it up I’m sure

[@northdkt7088]

@@BrianSellasBiggestFan ummm yeeeaaah obviously, not like they would actually blow the car up with him inside

[@BrianSellasBiggestFan]

@@northdkt7088 you never know

[@northdkt7088]

@@BrianSellasBiggestFan xD true, you can never tell what they might do to each-other

[@zxsium4059]

You could see him alive at the end.....

[@mikestion4629]

I like how James entirely forgot about the TGPD Tank having... y'know, a *gun.*

[@lukkpikyeahboi1767]

Robber: *EXISTS* TGPD: im going to end this mans life...

[@Pvt_soap_]

No No be like “I’m about to end this mans whole career”

[@willmorrell488]

@@Pvt_soap_ I think the original comment was more accurate and funny.

[@JDT-Loadsamoney]

Pvt_soap_ 1479 and who cares about that? Originality is better.

[@amalaysian1514]

When you get 6 stars in GTA

[@elduardsalunga5665]

No 10 stars

[@macaman2559]

So true

[@GD_Cheezy]

It's more like 69 stars

[@danibelu6306]

10000000000 stars

[@Swukelz]

I think we’ve got a patriotic Nasi Lemak eater

[@_LLevi_]

When you accidentally add another 0 to the budget .

[@Dotman-mn8rb]

I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if that's what actually happened, the episodes in the last few seasons got a lot more mental

[@rikishikato5001]

What are you talking about? There is no accident. Oh wait...

[@sl.t]

@@greatdays7050 ?

[@greatdays7050]

Hah saw that

[@cenchloraadums3143]

Haha, then I wonder how many '0's they might have accidentally added when they launched a Reliant Robin 'space shuttle'. Lol

[@ThePiquedPigeon]

[2:20 - 3:00] I'm genuinely impressed by the speed of that thing!!!

[@thelando3698]

Turbo Diesels haul some ass

[@lucky889s9]

Could go 63mph

[@marymisikov7332]

Jeremy:Here we go *Crashes Drone at takeoff* Jeremy:The Drone of intrusiveness has crashed. 😂😂😂

[@Gerbs1913]

Top Gear feels like Monty Python with vehicles all too often.

[@theun-knownmusician5468]

“I’M GONNA GET THAT *BARSTARD”* The most Jeremy Clarkson thing ever

[@acewitchhunter222]

He should’ve said that at the first place...

[@ryansmith1471]

"The drone of Intrusiveness has crashed

[@calvinchen4505]

Took me seven years to realize he's using a Thrustmaster joystick (for PC/console video games) to "pilot" the drone at 3:50

[@Shadowdoc26]

The show is scripted for the most part like WWE wrestling. No is actually getting hurt most of the time and the stunts are controlled. Still funnny though

[@folx2733]

It's obviously just an RC toy. Real drones are actual aircraft sized

[@Proto-EXX]

I actually have that joystick, but it comes with a throttle that you can’t remove from it, so where did it go?!

[@legendaryarchie6512]

James: you can’t pull a man out of a car GTA: Hold my shark cards

[@Nr15121]

Russian cops: hold my jumping through windshields

[@WessJess]

he drives away Shoot At Him

[@MrSomeRandomGuy2012]

American Police: have seen our batons??

[@ghillepig2]

@@Nr15121 usa cops, eh fucking shoot him out lmao

[@thevichox07]

6:37 top 10 saddest anime deaths

[@Spectre2V]

And on that bombshell, back to the studio

[@xxXTakno46209Xxx]

Nooooooooooooo😭

[@macaman2559]

So true I was crying

[@ghostxx1810]

2:09 😂

[@guyincognito3530]

Top 10 most spectacular anime deaths

[@theletterh8176]

“The first thing I need to tell you..... I HAVE AN ERECTION

[@yungpradafart-rx6gq]

Bruh I have a pussy bonner

[@rag3ac334]

Wooden Tank boi ok

[@YTMMS-hy6mz]

the first thing you have to know*

[@DiskFoxo]

@obi wan hello there

[@bobmartin9918]

@@DiskFoxo General Kenobi! You are a bold one!

[@Ale-um9to]

James: he's stoped, hes giving up! Tank: peace was never an option!

[@snaber69]

“we dont have him he closed my door!” the British cop said”

[@vitamins6611]

Hammond: Im not sure he should be operating that thing... *PULLS OUT TANK*

[@wolfox7776]

To be fair, he was talking about the Urang-utang

[@connorstohl6050]

He didn't roll it, for once.

[@kartoffelschloss6425]

Thats also not actually a tank.

[@JohnMiller1998]

im your 230th like thank me later:)

[@DatBoi-dx1wi]

@@kartoffelschloss6425 It was a tank

[@thunderlighting2006]

Imagine if the actual police had police equipment like the TGPD *LATEST NEWS* "WORLD CRIME HAS GONE DOWN BY 100%"

[@jacer445u5]

Thunder lighting Lol. We should deploy the tanks to the south side of Chicago.

[@filmandfirearms]

@@jacer445u5 That actually happened in Detroit once. During the riots.

[@jacer445u5]

Meerkat More I know, the Riots got so bad National guard brought in a Striker.

[@camtechA]

Stonk

[@gordogunso]

Thunder lighting they do. They make things worse...

[@worldcomicsreview354]

Clarkson: Got him! James: -drives off Clarkson: Wait, that's illegal

[@penguingamer9882]

2:35 "Its a heavy, high mobility engineer excavator and it's built by jcb for the military." me, who plays a lot of farming sim: it's a tractor with a front loader attachment and a silage fork.

[@felipemedina1634]

I never think that i could found a fs 19 player

[@DarkKnightofIT]

Is it a military grade tractor?

[@RAGEGAMING2K2]

Lol it was a job for the military Soo they can know how to survive and they also used tractors

[@TailsFan369no2]

Notice the bucket in the back Also, from what I heard, the National Guard drives “tonkas”

[@UFO-047]

Not a tractor. Redesigned backhoe. Styling is a lot different to normal backhoe and do 63mph instead of typical 25mph

[@shaowengan673]

1:34 Jeremy Clarkson: (opens the door) We finally have him! James May: (reverses and pushes door shut)

[@tuna5774]

Accurate description of the situation

[@maxizslippen7846]

"We donf have him he s closed my door"

[@heyitsme3329]

“He’s done it again.”

[@autism21918]

We don't have him he just closed my door

[@iexplainjokestomakethemles1560]

No shit sherlock

[@E39Passion]

1:09 Turning signal in a car chase. :D

[@joeyghostx]

+4TaktRollerNeinDanke Gotta have manners in criminalville.

[@Troy-ry5pp]

HOW WAS THAT GUY ALIVE unless they edit that

[@joeyghostx]

Troy Channel They did.

[@mooneyes2k478]

+Troy Channel It's farily rare...in fact, it's VERY VERY rare, that you die from using your turning signals.

[@wutzitrone4522]

Hi Landesgenosse.

[@marklabuschagne7499]

I remember watching this as a kid. It was amazingly believable back then - thanks for putting on a show TG

[@jlowe6000]

no james mays were harmed in the makiing of this viedio

[@AristotelisMitsiou]

Αpart from a James May

[@jlowe6000]

***** lol

[@Hampurilias]

But your spelling was.

[@jlowe6000]

***** was what

[@AristotelisMitsiou]

J Lowe he meant the "makiing" and the "viedio"

[@mosesburyakov1580]

I love the part in 2:10 of the video when Clarkson says "I'm going to get that bastard!" His face was priceless!

[@lturtlezzl7378]

Same

[@leem4741]

6:03 this is all u need to know guys

[@WRUScrumhalf]

It is a nice tank though lol

[@ImFromIowa]

@@WRUScrumhalf So is the: M1A1 Abrams (American tank) Leopard 2A8 (German tank) Uralvagonzavod T-90 (Russian tank) Hägglunds BAE systems CV-90 (Sweden Tank)

[@grandicellichannel]

4:40 Why oh why Jeremy shouting "ENGAGING FLAILS!" makes me fall off my chair every time?!? 😂😂

[@bhsmiler0871]

5:51 that gleeful, maniacal giggle is terrifying...and funny 😂

[@dan3a]

"I have an erection"

[@ammaraarizadventures1482]

WW3 time more like WWTGPD time

[@XpoZedBeatz]

"The eaty thing of devastation."

[@striderx8255]

"I'm not sure, if he should be operating that thing."

[@msg9434]

E.T*

[@audreycgranleeser7476]

lmao

[@bvbinsane1vanity]

Its not 'E.T' lmao its what the guy said to start with 'eaty'.

[@msg9434]

it is E.T. because it looks Extra Terrestial...

[@Shindai]

I miss good Top Gear :(

[@robuiscuit2717]

Ikr now we have shit presenters

[@ShaunCumminsUK]

Robuiscuit 27 I know

[@sjsh5837]

+MR BAD CAMERA H5 The Grand Tour sucks, it's so obviously scripted. It's no way near as organic or funny as the originals.

[@Shindai]

I enjoy Grand Tour but it's just not the same :( I miss the star in the reasonably priced car. Can't believe BBC threatened to sue if they had too similar a format. I mean I can, but it sucks. Even with the three of them it still feels like an imitation of Top Gear, even when the episode's good.

[@whitetigerproductions8655]

Daniel Gould same

[@andreabruno8401]

The way he bumped and closed the door on Jeremy 😂

[@williamjessen2349]

He's Stoped He's Given Up *Exspolosion* Your Forgetting it's a tank James

[@potato1341]

WeenieButt Gaming you'd think captain slow would know more about things what also move slow.

[@jenesis1381]

To be accurate it was a russian PT-76

[@sm1ley416]

That is the saddest attempt to write Explosion

[@fonRihten]

@@jenesis1381 It's not. It's a SPH 2S1 Gvozdika.

[@nekkyjam6910]

"I were in pursuit of a pleb"

[@Thellbro]

NekkyJam What’s a pleb?

[@the_ultimate_brony2409]

@@Thellbro WHEN IN DOUTE......GOOGLE IT

[@baronsionis6855]

A peasant.

[@TrainTrackTrav]

"The Drone of Intrusiveness has crashed." LOL!

[@ClassicDannyboy]

6:15 this single minute is better than the entire new top-gear

[@BigBadOsiris]

First thing i gotta say... "i got an erection" XD This line killed me

[@Tyler-qv2jv]

James: And on that bombshell, back to the studio. Haha that line is awesome

[@kieranwhite6647]

+Wolfy When I first saw this on TV I had to rewind it because I thought did he just say that?!

[@tamaravaldez5451]

+Wolfy Cumming at you James May

[@xeronicus]

+Wolfy I have the same issue when i drive heavy metal....

[@sumairb9978]

BigBadOsiris how the hell did he say that with a straight face? I tried many times and I burst into hysterics before I could finish the sentence

[@zvdo_]

6:33 "He stopped. He given up." 1 second later: BOOOOOOOM

[@indyp9]

Meme 1 “The drone will track anyone in a heartbeat!” The Drone: *crashes* Meme 2 “The first thing you need to know is that I have an erection.”

[@manojspreeth]

Funny how no one else has mentioned in the comments about Hammond's erection 🤣

[@huh8662]

This episode was a glorious example of the brilliance that was Top Gear.

[@todtod3192]

"I were in pursuit of a Pleb, aaa, i say one male, he did crash into me at speed." LOL Seems legit!

[@keyproductions100]

+Offensive Madman its "IC1 male" meaning "a white male"

[@Metalguy40]

*You tell him you don't want to fight*

[@jackhazardous4008]

Hoi!

[@Metalguy40]

+Jack Hazardous Hello

[@katra5673]

+Jack Hazardous Hoi i'm tem

[@_kleine]

+Metalguy40 It's so weird watching it without Undyne's theme when the tank bursts through the wall and such

[@godspeed_3122]

+Ültra Frisk will pay

[@arashemr10]

What he isn't sir, is there. That was funny

[@josephkyffin8908]

5:47 When all hope is lost, just bring the Top Gear Police Department’s Tank of Righteousness out here 😂😂😂😂😂

[@baileybongo9507]

"The Drone of Intrusiveness has crashed" 😂😂

[@captainbeefheart3767]

"The TGPD toy box" XD

[@aaran0682]

Micah Joe

[@wdfghjkl]

"I was in pursuit of a pleb." that's all I need to hear.

[@lokoiutfftty]

Hammond: "This is an arrest!" May: ✌

[@leok.w4640]

James: 'oh wait a minute, he's stopped! He's given up! *tank fires* James: oh cock

[@iridiumFalcon]

Clarkson seems to enjoy using mine clearance vehicles for low spec jobs...

[@jonnnyren6245]

The Mustaches nailed it.

[@eimantas314-rblx]

"The drone of intrusiveness has crashed." The calmness of a very expensive drone crashing is so comical lol

[@gamerguy348]

This was so scripted, but really it doesn't matter because it's so funny.

[@AM-vz3ek]

Every single event on Top Gear is scripted.

[@666Tomato666]

you don't say, I really thought that top gear has surplus military equipment painted "just in case"

[@gosseschukken2018]

But do i care that it is scripted NO

[@JackChambers8798]

You sir, are a moron.

[@mattfox14]

Jack Liddell lol irony

[@YeastGT]

Love that drone of intrusiveness

[@engasal]

Eatey Thing Of Devastation

[@wtlf1026]

Prongs of Doom

[@oscarpizey9702]

Tank of Righteousnes

[@commandro]

Their chemistry is legendary.

[@bod-7268]

This video would've been 2 minutes long if Clarkson equipped his most trusted tool.

[@netherfreakultima4498]

6:36 John Cena: Are you sure about that?

[@railfansrailway370]

Top 10 last words before they die *#1*

[@andison627]

To James: It's not a tank, it's a Russian "Carnation" self-propelled 122mm howitzer.

[@TheMarineGamerIGGHQ]

No its an APC for short

[@twplayer1999]

estrom111 eestlane!

[@twplayer1999]

John Gomes its a spg not apc

[@TheMarineGamerIGGHQ]

estrom111 Lol I just watched the video its an SPG XD most times when people say its not a tank its an APC thats why I said it

[@ohredhk]

To most people its just a tank.

[@Raven_Leblanc]

5:51 Happy Hammond is precious. We need to protect happy Hammond.

[@justNASCARguyYT]

1:30 “No we don’t, he’s closed my door!” got me😂

[@Желтаястена]

"I got him" "I don't got him, he closed my door"

[@CountFisco]

4:08 The Top Gear Police Department Eaty Thing of Devastation

[@soundseeker63]

The first thing we need to know is, Hammond has an erection.... Apparently.

[@outbunda8701]

That was for the girls😂XD

[@simplyrealistc1232]

One of the best episodes they ever did. In my opinion.

[@TheRuddster95]

Yeah forgot this even existed until recently

[@CinematicTechnologies]

Never thought about that before. Just resume at your normal speed. I'm sure that'd be quite annoying for the cops, lol. And embarrassing.

[@superskiier50]

that wouldn't help anyone. if you're being chased by the cops at low speed, they can jut surround and stop you.

[@Ceser1999]

well, they will just over take you, then you can stop you from moving forward, and have a second car stooping you from reversing. you need to remember the cops have organization, these lads just mess about in cars and have fun, so don't expect them to be able to stop a car

[@insertclevername5068]

Also they were trying to open the door from the outside, common practice is to smash the window in to disorientate them and then either try to pull them out or open the door from the inside.

[@mikaelcan441]

In real life they'd have enough cops to split up and block you off. You'd be trapped.

[@TheDox451]

Well not really, 2 cars would come, one in front and one in back, they would slow down and you couldnt leave. Maybe even 3 if to force you aside. The point of fast driving is to escape before backup.

[@domreynolds8368]

1:18 to 2:18 is one of the funniest minutes of television they ever produced, god I miss this top gear

[@JuddKramer]

"I began the hunt for O.J. May"

[@paleoph6168]

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