Thalmor Situation is Crazy

[@DietJoov]

I think I'm mostly over the bad translation part of this experience, but still want to one tap Alduin and break this build for fun. I only got the energy for one more stream after this one on this character so I'll try and make it a great one 👍

[@thezja]

Hi Joov! Thanks for this delicious vod. Nom nom nom nom

[@DrizzleDrizzleNeverDies]

Love the thumbnail and title, Joovski

[@MeanderOften]

I’m over the translation as well. Still will watch regardless though.

[@leitmot1f]

thnk you for the vod

[@ac.creations]

Tell me

[@OrigamiAhsoka]

This title/thumbnail is amazing 😭

[@DrizzleDrizzleNeverDies]

I never expected Joov to make an entire video a Moist John Jesus Wick reference

[@kultur-vultur]

@@DrizzleDrizzleNeverDies too funny

[@annanhildebrand9667]

"What's up, guys. It's Imperial."

[@Purriah]

lol

[@arcanedreamer1640]

Your best thumbnail and it's for your vod channel

[@Vi4Valentin]

THAT THUMBNAIL IS PEAK OMG

[@sethr.c1065]

Brits: "My tea's gone cold" (chucks into back garden) Americans: "My coffee is cold" (Swallows before it gets any colder)

[@mroman2203]

The conversation about chat using "Bro" was hilarious. It reminds me of talking to my students... which makes me wonder if maybe I'm too old to be watching. I also appreciated your numbers game. Sincerely, a high school math teacher.

[@DietJoov]

If it makes you feel better 90% of my audience metrics are over 18 across all platforms! Thanks for what you do though. Teachers are very important! - every time I meet one I feel bad about my contributions to society at large. Send me a high school math test and I'll see how I can perform with no prep

[@calebnelson4932]

​@@DietJoov and nobody ever lies about their age on the Internet. Especially people under 18

[@MrEvanNoyes]

I haven’t even made it there yet but I already know exactly what you mean and I have had this same conversation with kids online. That fad is bugging me so much and any time I bring it up the children say “bro thinks people haven’t been saying bro forever”. THATS NOT THE POINT

[@calebnelson4932]

@@MrEvanNoyes I've been saying it so long that both of my boys have picked up on it. I even call my wife bro sometimes

[@philritter9042]

@@calebnelson4932im usually 20 years older on most plattforms I’m 25 now but it’s kinda a habit to just scroll down when they ask for my age

[@Shoeshoe_Ri]

Love watching you make this challenge into something absolutely hilarious and entertaining to watch!

[@DietJoov]

I appreciate that! I haven't been feeling this one as much personally after the 10 hour mark (even though the gameplay is VERY fun imo) so it's super motivating to hear others enjoy !

[@burningsails]

THIS THUMBNAIL AND TITLE ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY BRO

[@danegerdane]

Genius thumbnail, underrated stuff bro

[@Chambers45]

Life alert mod - If your knocked down in combat or fall the neckless automatically calls for the medics to spawn

[@zefft.f4010]

Could play well with a permadeath mod maybe.

[@xanderismellow]

Did you use the badly translated mod to make this comment? 😂 neckless for necklace is too funny. I had to read it out loud to understand

[@Chambers45]

@xanderismellow lmao... I fat-finger a lot on the phone keyboard lol, It must have autocorrected to "less" hahahaha... I never would have noticed

[@skanaraki2161]

That title and thumbnail made me laugh so hard. Thank you Joov.

[@silverfoxbro4168]

Thumbnail goes hard playa. Straight Joovey with it Much love man, hope you're still having fun with the content

[@partysnax1984]

Slow day at work + feeling kind of sick = perfect day for a Joov VoD

[@kobythekobster9845]

Same dude I just watch the vids while I do carpet cleaning it's so chill

[@Force2reckonVods]

If you wanna do a no map run, try a no interface run. I know there's a mod setup you can do to remove all the in world interface (not inventory/menu's there) but also creates more signs of what your character is dealing with, it was a fun run for me played on adept difficulty (so things didn't just nuke me every now and then)

[@benjaminlefebvre220]

Thumbnail is a true work of art

[@Bergil_007]

Joov broke the 4th wall .. Never mind with that thumbnail he broke my walls.

[@LilGollum]

These videos have been playing every day when I go home from working night shifts, when I need to sleep. Thank you Joov for helping me catch Z's, been loving these VODs. ❤️❤️❤️

[@limeartsu]

the thumnail and title are so hilarious that i will now watch 6 hours of footage even if i didn't plan to

[@ChadVanryn]

I just found out that you can zoom in on my phone. I don't even have to watch this stupid Skyrim crap I can just zoom in on Joovs face. If I wake up in the middle of the night it's just me and him together

[@p3tergri1ff]

Lol genuinely thought new moistcritical vid was out

[@AndrewBrownK]

Wild Horse Ride bit, man I swear, every time I think I've seen every Skyrim bug in existence, something like this pops up

[@queenvidron4240]

I absolutely lost it at the broken horse carriage, this is peak Skyrim

[@connivingkhajiit]

I laughed so hard my ribs hurt

[@kobythekobster9845]

Dude i love the title also glad u had fun in your trip lol

[@kiraoshiro6157]

don't think I'm gonna be able to watch this whole thing but that thumbnail is incredible, fantastic, marvelous, extraordinary, life-changing.. also I love this series (edited because I said amazing at first then realized someone with more likes already said that, which would've made me a copy cat commentor in the eyes of god)

[@averageaf4321]

3:41:00 a solid 7 on the drip scale, nice colors especially for skyrim's grey and white pallet

[@nyxknight4151]

Ngl, the bad translation, while kind of funny, did get old quick, but the vods are enjoyable, especially during a 3rd shift work life. I also do t know exactly where to bring this up bit also a challenge suggestion: Skyrim but no pausing. So all everything still goes on while in menus similar tonthat of like Dark Souls and whatnot. Especially since you are a man who enjoys pausing to gather thoughts in an encounter. So quick menu, inventory, crafting, etc. Are all still moving.

[@SmartySkirt]

I’ve really enjoyed all of your projects over the past years. The one inventory slot was a ton of fun and I watched all of the vods for it. I hope you try and finish it🤗

[@Mythic2827]

The thumbnail goes so hard lmao

[@GoodyTTwo]

I like that the mage armor spells play a little bell effect. It sounds like the bell from a boxing match. Very fitting!

[@nicklagoni7306]

As a cubs fan I'm glad we have found something to finally bond with our crosstown fandom over: our teams losing.

[@KathrynSandy]

The carriage ride is the best thing I've ever seen 🤣

[@ChadVanryn]

This is turning out to be quite a long playlist I like it

[@Em-fz5uh]

I had to do a double check on the thumbnail, I wasn’t sure who I was watching haha. Impérial Charlie can get it !

[@Ezio334]

4:11:00 There's a bug that happens near the end of Assassin's Creed 3 which is just like that. i happens when you are going to confront Charles Lee, a carriage in distance the will freak the fuck out like that.

[@fligsnurt7835]

A life alert mod that summons the Trauma team from Cyberpunk.

[@vick0527]

The small chair gets me every time

[@ajclough5884]

Thumbnail 11/10

[@rpkez8257]

3:41:10 drip is a solid 8 out of 10, clipping on boots brings it down a point but the rolled up sleeves really packs a punch, as it were. You look like a wealthy intoxicated pirate ready to throw fists.

[@lovidicus1555]

Banger thumbnail 😂

[@zombifiedsquid]

That thumbnail goes hard

[@Charles-hm5zj]

Drip Groovin'/joovin' (8/10), forearm bulks go hard but clipping breaks muh immersion

[@FeroXysionomy]

Tell me, first, meaning, be brave. Stil, small chair.

[@Aztiquez]

I was finally able to reach a stream before it was posted on the vod channel 💪💪💪

[@orangesilver8]

I hope he gets that restoration perk to restore stamina with the health. Would be good to just keep stamina up during battle since it's needed for damage.

[@thatfrackinguy3005]

This thumbnail went crazy

[@naji_aka_Tracey]

10, definitely a 10 for the, ahem, drip 😁 thumbnail 100%

[@v.t.curtains2848]

Hide until small chair comes back

[@sergantanthony216]

This stream was so funny. Joov losing his mind 25 minutes in

[@koboldbussymuncher7240]

Is the music playing around 4:50:00 from the SpongeBob movie game?

[@suvrin-f4o]

chat we can still be his baby mamma if we try hard enough he said not quite which in my book is not no

[@DietJoov]

I think an element of RNG makes any run a bit more exciting. Hurts to get burned but eh...least we aren't on Survival Mode

[@yo_its_race9867]

I think slow time is decreasing your damage. On of the perks gives you bonus damage based on increased move speed. It might do the same in reverse because you move slower in slow time. Just a theory. Also posting this mid video. Idk if you discover this later. lol.

[@elipage1317]

Still working my way thru the other vods just popping in to say this thumbnail hits

[@lightechoes]

LMAO Great thumbnail!

[@zerocl0udy340]

just a personal favourite here, have you tried gifts of the outsider? brings spells from dishonored into skyrim, super fun

[@lauxo36]

38:00- a deep cut, much like the surgery

[@spotonstupid]

That Dragonborn puzzle Esbern was supposed to tell you how to solve should not have Esbern badly translated.

[@sc0tsman1980]

Not sure if it’s been mentioned, but I wonder if you’d want to take the Respite perk in Restoration tree. Refill stamina when you use healing spells.

[@JenIsHungry]

Compatriot believes himself an arithmetic genius

[@aw_1977]

Joov someone might have mentioned but "Bosun" in FO4 is how you pronounce 'Boatswain' ie the ship's deck master.

[@J_Aaron_L]

I just assume Joov's legs are buff as shit and all jeans are tight.

[@cadence4527]

So I created an enchantment in Creation Kit... I think it was fortify destruction damage... then I created an enchantment that would reduce the timer between shouts. I got in game, acquired the enchantments, did a bunch of enchanting, you know the drill and put the two on an amulet and named it "Thu'um of Akatosh" not realizing what combining Fortify Destruction Damage and Fortify Shout would do. I meant the name as a joke, but game took it literally and Fus Ro Dah is now a one-shot kill shout for most victims, I can two shot a blood dragon with it and it has a super long range.

[@v.t.curtains2848]

Hold power attack both buttons

[@Strykur]

Super late but I thought I'd throw my hat in. You mentioned at 9:00 or so about doing a save file pass around, sounds like an absolute blast if you still are going to do this project 👀

[@cadence4527]

The solution that works for me every time is press the 1st button to the right of the center console twice, then the 2nd button to the right once, 1st button twice, 2nd button once repeat until the lexicon opens up, then press the 1st button to the left of the console twice then the 2nd button to the left and you're done. Its not that hard.

[@orangesilver8]

NO THE RING COULD FORTIFY STAMINA TOO!!!!!! He might notice but he just finished with the potion and he gave it unarmed and magicka regen.

[@skyeb.261]

im glad someone else noticed omg this bothered me so much

[@Mr.Yeet2003]

The bad translation doesn't even confuse me cause I've played so much Skyrim that I know what they're saying normally

[@SimplyNotReally]

had to come here and rep jedi academy. i have Kyles lightsaber tatted on my arm, would be a dream to see joov commentate that game. it can also be beaten in around 6 hours if you know what youre doing

[@reedk2402]

8/10 on drip. also amazed in still awake.

[@baldxiao]

I really like Skyrim. excellent content

[@msylcatac]

Thumbnail + title combo went so hard i had to click

[@Solar_Sunny]

Lmao genuinely thought this was a moistcritical vid at first

[@ac.creations]

I dont think ive ever used shouts in my skyrim plays.

[@rubydead3781]

3:50:15 the hulk would be better than spider man for dragon fighting...

[@NekoSoophie]

Thumbnail situation is crazy

[@AndrewBrownK]

bro thinks first, tell me, meaning be brave otherwise confiiiirm

[@davechongle]

speaking of classic games, you should try dark messiah of might and magic. it has really good potential to be funny

[@nevitae]

Thumbnail and title go so hard

[@heyJesseyeh]

Drip is rated 'Yarr' out of 'Matey'

[@jellybeaner118]

Im playing modded skyrim and whats the mod your using for the horse riding? Also im on xbox.

[@Keylin2174]

No idea if it would work with the mods but isn't fortify archery potion effect is broken and increases unarmed.

[@khadawolf]

I've been thinking since you dont use power attacks ever, I think this is why theres no kill cams or do you have kill cams turned off?

[@dustydesertdisciple6290]

Love the thumbnail lol...

[@ChrissieBear]

CONVERSATION

[@DarkoOG]

No Melbourn is a city in Australia.

[@Charles-hm5zj]

1:01:15 Morrowind combat ahh dialogue

[@iTzDannyHD]

Let each creator play one hour on the save with the end goal of being able to beat X boss by the end of the time or some other goal.

[@dogmonkey94]

Pirate drip rating from a cod watcher is a 8. I think the black pirate outfit could have worked with the hood fwiw.

[@Grugh]

Bro is not happy with the thalmor situation

[@dr_mercio]

Amazing thumbnail charlie

[@mo.619]

easy 8/10 on the drip

[@JayTheTay]

If you are abandoning the one punch man, can you be the duo punch dad?

[@RandomWolf44]

6/10 Should've used the Captains boots.

[@pindobeen3398]

3:40:53 WRONG BOOTS 0/10

[@skyrole455]

Get spellscribe for the last video on the enchantment skill tree

[@ajo8655]

commenting for the thumbnail

[@flyindevil]

6/10 drip, I honestly preferred the hood

[@ChadVanryn]

Joov is celebrating the dude going on a date. He's happy not all of his viewers are losers like me

[@TheFeltmeister]

Joov i haven't watched the full vod but know how you can become one punch man and its in vanilla skyim not a glitch kinda

[@cadence4527]

See, the problem is you were playing Skyrim when you should have just been playing badly translated. No need for challenges like one punch, no messing around with game physics. You should have just enjoyed the badly translated for what it was. Don’t speed through dialogue, because then what’s the point of adding badly translated. You miss beautiful lines of bad translation when you skip or speed through the dialogue. Nobody will think any less of you if you set it to novice just so you and the viewers can experience badly translated in all its hilarity.