Thanks For The Memeries | Late Night Tumblr Posts

[@THANKGODJC]

We didn’t know we were making memeries. We were just having fun

[@LordCapybara08]

Alexa, play Taps

[@itzdreamiiemoonp2012]

Ohhhh i get it

[@nuui2hou]

maybe the real memeries were the friends we made along the way

[@jess-cn6zm]

That's how it always goes

[@Ashheartpaw]

O

[@blossomvines341]

“Write a story about a deep and personal memory that impacted your life” A What now

[@memequeen7464]

exCUSE ME MS TEACHER WOMAN I CANT EVEN REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED THIS MORNING??? I THINK I FELL DOWN THE STAIRS??? IS THAT PERSONAL ENOUGH MS TEACHER WOMAN????

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

*Insert past life memories here*

[@FirstLast-cg2nk]

A Core Memory.

[@nikkospelledlikethat8140]

Look, english teachers, my life is not that interesting. I have never gone through any structurally appropriate, concise narrative EVENT that I could write about in my LIFE. My life is boring as hell, I’m sorry. To my most recent english teacher, who actually taught us interesting stuff, I am eternally grateful.

[@Supermike16]

It's either not that interesting or straight up trauma

[@katezimmerman2950]

The thing with the cats, though, don’t kids also pick and choose who asks what parent for something because the reaction would be different depending on the child asking?

[@kaijakaslana]

We do. I ask whats for dinner, and they ask for toys

[@teathesilkwing7616]

Yep

[@CastToFall]

My cats way of making sure I know if she needs food: bug me every time she wants to eat so i watch her eat. -_-

[@clemente3966]

I already wrote my own comment on my story, but what about my cat who gets me to open the front door to another cat at an unholy hour in the early morning when the first cat, that asshole, often runs after my other cats to try to beat them up?

[@cassandrabrooks5338]

Sometimes when either of my brothers (though usually the older of the two) doesn’t get something or get to go somewhere, they’ll ask me to ask our parents because I don’t usually ask for stuff and when I do I’ll usually get it. (I’m also the favorite because I’m the chillest and I almost always do what my parents say.)

[@heyitsashtonhere5253]

**Pulls out walkie talkie** Deny's has been compromised over...

[@AverageEldritchEntity]

"AGAIN?!"

[@heididiffley4143]

Why does this have such bfb rp energy

[@tesswinker2482]

Nah, just the God of Wine and Revelry shedding his mortal form.

[@maddiekoester7785]

0:59 I’m an “I’ve got a jar of dirt!” pirate

[@LadyMythos315]

Same tbh

[@jennajohnson4087]

Im a "In a bucket of water pirate"

[@AverageEldritchEntity]

@@jennajohnson4087 I'm the one who is debating the semantics of your curse and attempting to find a very large bird.

[@snuckytoes8427]

And guess whaattss iiinn it!

[@reignguard]

Coffee is low-key bean soup and you can't accept that.

[@theprofessor6838]

Wait wait wait going by that logic, does that make a vanilla flavoured mocha a three bean soup?

[@Konpekikaminari]

@@theprofessor6838 yes

[@drnecro1086]

It's like those instant soups, like-- soup powder. Coffee is instant soup

[@kamirostorino9416]

Ah yes. The truth that no one wants to believe.

[@viioletghostz]

it should be called "go-go bean juice" instead of coffee

[@nathandawe9482]

"deep and personal story" I did that. My teacher for English told us to write about our holidays as we came off them and to share with the class, long story short, I explained in gruesome detail how I broke my clavicle, dislocated my shoulder and cracked my skull open on the first week of the holidays and that I couldn't miss school because nothing would stop me from getting a perfect record....well she went straight to the deans and told them, now I have a permanent mark on me saying 'clinically insane' because of that. Oh and I did go to counseling for the reason of 'torturing young minds' so yeah.

[@dogboss4269]

Never trust teachers. “If you tell me the truth, you won’t get in trouble!”

[@dfquartzidn6151]

Psychological traps. I’ve tried to set those up in my life and I don’t think any of them have worked.

[@theclodofclods]

Skeletor walked so Papyrus could run

[@AnimeboyIanpower]

You don't get it, TheClodofClods... Skeletor walked so Papyrus could *jog.*

[@theclodofclods]

@@AnimeboyIanpower ok

[@AverageEldritchEntity]

@@AnimeboyIanpower then who's... sigh...

[@deadlydingus1138]

@@AverageEldritchEntity Don't ask questions you already know the answers to.

[@idontlikehumansthatmuch]

Hello fellow undertale fan

[@mr.outlaw231]

1:07 "How could a member of my own family say something so horrible!" -Some old tea brewer after hearing his nephew say all tea is hot leaf juice.

[@DarthSebastian]

"Agh this tea is nothing more than hot leaf juice" "Uncle that's what all tea is" "How could a member of my own family say something so horrible"

[@snuckytoes8427]

Iroh really was the best.

[@SgtReinhardt]

I was looking for this!

[@icypopsicle9082]

“You call that fire?! That’s nothing more than hot oxygen!” “Zuko, that’s what all fire is.” *Flashback* “Hold on a second Aang I need to go talk to my uncle”

[@AverageEldritchEntity]

I died wheezing when I first heard that. Thankfully I had a revive spell on hand.

[@joekaput747]

@@icypopsicle9082 *several days later* *Zuko suddenly appears at Iroh's apartment* "Uncle I'm becoming you!" "Excellent, Nephew, excellent. Care for some tea?"

[@dorianredding9011]

As if I’d let the godly narrator P.M Seymour have no comments

[@shinyumbreon1774]

Small Neko I subscribed to you

[@Hawkens4k]

counter thought. *Seymour allows us to post on his videos, and thats the blessing*

[@NStripleseven]

Necroking Darak wait what

[@Hawkens4k]

@@NStripleseven people who upload videos can have the option for comments be disabled or not.

[@NStripleseven]

Necroking Darak ah

[@anomnisexualpossum8485]

We not gonna talk about how corgis are literally gifts from the Fae?

[@amethyst_cat9532]

Supernatural good bois

[@anomnisexualpossum8485]

@@amethyst_cat9532 *Indeed*

[@darinae34]

Smol cavalry of sausage doggies

[@seanmcfadden3712]

SCP-2952. LLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNGGGG BOY!

[@anomnisexualpossum8485]

You're all correct.

[@grimer1746]

I love how we all collectively agreed that Papyrus’ canon voice is just Waluigi.

[@dogboss4269]

Oh no I didn’t realize that until now

[@electricskull2505]

don't you mean skeletor?

[@replaysans6821]

Yeah it's skeletor

[@SpaghetMan95]

_W A A_

[@PyroGothNerd]

Uh, it's not. It's the Skeletor voice from the 80's. Because they're both skeletons.

[@Badgerinary]

"Tea is just hot leaf juice!" -Zuko

[@dantesdiscoinfernolol]

That _friendzoned by a skeleton_ post is my favorite Undertale post ever.

[@lizzietheshortie]

And just the change of font tells us everything.

[@idontlikehumansthatmuch]

Hello fellow undertale fan

[@gaysatan4990]

0:00 My friends after befriending, the kid that never seems to eat but always looks healthy- if rather thin (Ah yes, the problems of a high metabolism)

[@lucifers.morningstar3805]

True.

[@gaysatan4990]

Ethan Mcgeown I mostly just snack. I can really only eat a whole meal on a good day or I just feel kinda ill afterwards

[@dogboss4269]

I only eat at school (and a small lunch at that) then eat at like 8:30 pm cuz I don’t eat. I’m in high school and I’m not even 100 pounds yet

[@mynameisnotthathardtospell8199]

In my English class our teacher had us write poems comparing ourselves to something. Almost all of the 30 students in our class wrote something depressing like, “I’m like a white crayon, with only one use” or, “I’m like a doormat, everyone walks over me”. About halfway through she asked “Do you guys need me to call the counsellor down here?”

[@LjCaples]

*I CAN'T BELIEVE I'VE BEEN FRIEND ZONED BY A SKELETON!*

[@lizzietheshortie]

The thing is, just the change of font tells us everything we need.

[@randommagician979]

@@lizzietheshortie ikr

[@FirstLast-cg2nk]

Plot twist, it was their own skeleton.

[@clemente3966]

Tbh, until I saw the font, I was thinking about Deltarune Sans as in he friendzoned us because he already "befriended" Toriel Needless to say, I facepalmed when I saw it

[@appleandroid7954]

*-The Self Insert Undertale Au FanFic Readers*

[@seandys4874]

2:06 had me crying cause it wasn't narrated in The thnks fr th mmrs tone

[@canislupus9208]

I’ve been friend zoned by my own skeleton

[@NocturnalDecay]

"thanks for the memeries" just reminds me of that time i was playing okami and i walked into rao's temple after she was found out and my mom said "thanks for the mammaries" because i made a bad joke about "good times. not really"

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

Not her fault that poor priestess lived in a time where bras didn't exist!

[@panainpublic]

2:06 I'm just very sad that this part wasn't sung.

[@arandominternetperson437]

Me too pal me too

[@Groovebot3k]

2:25 cats have pattern recognition and delegation skills.

[@oshawottmain7608]

2:05 P.M. Seymour, You could have sung that to the rhythm of the actual song. Not only would it have been funnier, I just wanna hear you sing, even if it's only a few notes.

[@tarna1243]

The thought of John Green writing hetalia inflicts physic damage.

[@thatoneswordguy]

3:22 huh. A post that perfectly captures my mental state. Wild.

[@fancy_seeing_you_here3402]

English teacher: right about a deep emotional memory! Me: it all started about 38 months before I was born, my mom decided to stop drinking so she could have kids, she had my sister 10 later and in 3 years she had me, my dad never stopped drinking and slowly as me and my sister grew up he got worse. When I was 13 he got really drunk and angry and he threw me out of a chair and tried to pump soap in my mouth because I “don’t respect him enough”. I hid in the bathroom crying with 911 dialed. Now I have daddy issues and a horrible fear of alcohol and pretty much any abusable substance in fear that if I go down the deep inescapable rabbit whole my father did I will turn out the way he did and hurt those I wish to protect. My English teacher: Jesus Christ-

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

Very sad, but someone saying that they have "daddy issues" themselves made me pause for a moment... I don't know if that's the right word choice or not >>

[@tinkrtailr]

Because Corgis were not originally bred by the Scotts! They are, in fact, descended from Viking dogos! I may or may not have a fairy gift of my own currently whining at the door because my parents left the house.

[@epicjoyfulcreations4580]

My body literally went B A C K when the Lin Manuel Miranda/John Green quote went into my ears. No. Just. No.

[@dogboss4269]

I think I’m glad I don’t get the joke considering people’s reactions. Don’t explain

[@loviethesquirrel4759]

U’ll NEVER escape. EVER.

[@merchantziro4285]

I am also the "I'm not paying $600 for Photoshop" pirate.

[@deadaccount5427]

teache me your ways, for i want to become one

[@jammiejammed]

@@deadaccount5427 lurk on reddit long enough, you get all the resources EDIT: also, learn Russian

[@merchantziro4285]

@@jammiejammed Either that or know the right places to look on cracked sites and know to avoid the viruses.

[@jammiejammed]

@@merchantziro4285 😏

[@deadaccount5427]

@Merchant Ziro thanks

[@helpilostmyiguanadon]

English Teacher: Write about something that changed you as a person Me: (writes about all my childhood traumas and having to go to therapy) English teacher: (calls my parents because he is concerned)

[@neondotexe6037]

1:48 my hands are warm but a really sweaty kind of warm so nobody would want to hold my hands

[@willow887]

My hands are cold but like sweaty too. It’s like I just let ice cubes melt in my hands constantly

[@hyliandoctor]

Truet me. Someone wants sweaty hands. Just keep looking.

[@neondotexe6037]

Gandalf Becan *_in what way?..._* Also why would anyone think sweaty hands it nice It’s gross It’s also a pain for me, let alone any potential lovers

[@hyliandoctor]

@@neondotexe6037 you never know.

[@nutella7162]

Mine are like... Dry ice. Don't even try to hold them. *My friend learned that the hard way* :)

[@asterryn378]

When P.M. was talking about the warm and cold hands... I just thought about me and my SO. Their hands are always so unbelievably warm and I am like a snowman 24/7. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

[@somedudewithacamera9273]

1:48 is just me and my girlfriend-

[@monhunterz5430]

Good for you (I mean this non-sarcastically)

[@somedudewithacamera9273]

@@monhunterz5430 Thank you!

[@Konpekikaminari]

@@somedudewithacamera9273 as per the post intructions Who is the source & who is the sink?

[@somedudewithacamera9273]

@@Konpekikaminari I'm the sink (:

[@AverageEldritchEntity]

Congratulations. I envy you, but not too much.

[@WateverWatever04]

0:29 that music can truly be described as music that _fucks_

[@ArbitraryEverything]

0:16, Holy shit he actually pronounced Kakapo correctly. Kudos from New Zealand.

[@kasiaandrzejewska4474]

0:29 that's a druid bard multi class

[@ashbnormalakarocky2652]

oh, mighty PM Seymour, make a binge compilation compilation. Please.

[@seanmcfadden3712]

3:47 I'm just gonna say it. SCP-2952. Intercontinental corgi.

[@deadlydingus1138]

One of my personal favorites tbh.

[@gh0ul2559]

2:49 this post was so hilariously brutal in so many levels, i love it

[@SomeRandomGoo]

About the deep personal memory essay thing: I've never had a deep personal memory that impacted my life, so I'd just say things that happened and pretend like that had some significance, like I remember righting an essay about my fish dying, I have no memory of that fish, but damn I made it sound like that was my first experience finding out about death and not from tv. They really do be asking an elementary schooler (also also high schooler, but I had nothing to say at that time either) about life changing events.

[@jaewol359]

I appreciate how you always end on a scream or a yell.

[@TheAdvertisement]

0:01 The moment I read that sentence I just _knew._

[@residentfacehead3465]

0:27 No no no Thats a Druid who put a few levels in bard and proceded to replace the head of his hammer with a pair of bongos.

[@ceraho3253]

0:50 More Hetalia is creeping into PM Seymour’s content. Am I the only one to notice this?

[@Blundermum]

Did someone say HETALIA? *insert Marukaite Chikyuu earrape*

[@CassiusStelar]

I like it how these videos just abruptly END

[@CassyBug]

Oh god the handholding one is my parents! Mom was constantly cold and dad is always warm.

[@Jack_n]

i read this wrong and got a heart thinking pm was leaving youtube lmao

[@thekettle3534]

well.. my english teacher did that once. Me being the messed up kid that i was described in detail why my uncle is in prison for what he did too me. the thing was we had too stand up in class and READ IT. i was the therd and last person too read their memory that day.

[@accountname6603]

youtube : 21 comments me : Nice! can i see them? youtube : No.

[@Ari_The_Spirit]

For me: No views 117 likes KZbin: suffer

[@dogboss4269]

Video: came out 10 hours ago All the comments: 13 hours ago Me: when did the video actually come out? KZbin: no

[@electricbluetiramisu3713]

One post, yeah One last vibe Thanks for the memeries even though they weren’t so dank They taste like you only memer

[@jessicamarshall1975]

2:26 interesting my cats have decided to go with the “we outnumber her 2 to 1, if we both go and pester her she can’t say no” or occasionally the “oh, I’m sorry were you watching/reading/otherwise using whatever that is? Let me just get right in the way till you do what I/we want” methods of getting things.

[@wulfleyn6498]

The power of the saxophone must not be underestimated.

[@Splumff]

I went to IHOP for the first time and I have never been more disappointed.

[@shadowgarra360]

the amazon drone one is just death stranding

[@Qjackful]

0:06 Five years later and Papyrus is still showing us why he's the best skeleton.

[@VlN420]

I love these vids because they include every possible type of humor there is. You have gay jokes, fandom references, chaotic humor and even fucking witch memes

[@swanpoke]

I liked the voice he did in the leaf water post

[@SarahWolverine]

0:51 As someone who loves both Hetalia and Hamilton... yeah, checks out. Accurate.

[@michellecluck6599]

For anyone who cares to know, there are multiple Fanfics about thermodynamic equilibrium. My favourite being the Drarry one of the same title.

[@SketchUT]

The first post is my whole life

[@ClonedGamer001]

Hell yeah, the Papyrus voice is back!

[@lillianconstencedoodles]

And the memeries bring back, memeries bring back you

[@jamesmarion8378]

Yo PM you're videos are pretty much the highlight of my day everyday. I even made a Tumblr just to follow you Gaud and Puki because of them. Thank you for being so awesome and hilarious

[@luissantiago5163]

That second one is so cool! Awesome!

[@syweb2]

Liked the instant you finished the tea rant.

[@omegabet3912]

Love your sarcastic voice, PM.

[@Zander2212]

1:07 I imagine I'm not the first to think of this BUT "This tea is just HOT LEAF JUICE!!"

[@TheGhostiestHatRack]

1:58 that is my mom and dad 100%, others girls didn't like his cold hands but my mom liked them because they helped cool her down.

[@Very-tired-rat]

I’m like halfway through the video, and I got notified for the video

[@typhoontiak6213]

3:35 *me, trying to decide whether or not to write about my terrible luck with making and losing friends at a ridiculous speed.*

[@Mythol-OG]

That cat fetched the manager

[@virtueisdead]

YOOO HALODITE MADE IT ON HERE! I WAS JUST READING THEIR POSTS TODAY!

[@leander8241]

Ahh yes I remember that night watching the news and listening to our news anchors discussing the need for a saxophonist

[@Yannis1a]

The true treasure was the memeries we made along the way

[@stephenmemelord2303]

I have a sudden need for Cyana riding a giant corgi.

[@DragonScythe64]

to be fair, the assassin one is interesting. I'd love to see it...............for plot reasons.........yes......PLOT REASONS *shifty eyes*

[@juniorzablosky9608]

I'm the "I'm not paying ten bucks for a comic book I'm only gonna read once" pirate

[@tieflingcorpse9817]

Either that moment hasn’t happened yet or it’ll send me to the counselor

[@anyathepanther7977]

4:10 this is SO TRUE! If I ever drew my life like they asked me to (a blank person with a theater mask and a huge ass, darkness dripping shadow over it) I wouldn't be here today! With a stable job and a bottomless pit of sarcasm!

[@artangelsproductions253]

I know I am deep in the fandom when it didn't take me more than that first sentence to know what it was about

[@Malu-di1ur]

I can't believe I understood the first one without context.

[@sagetheperson3295]

At the Denny’s part I got an ad do it went like this: WHO HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING T-

[@awesomeakc2536]

I have watched the video fully and would like to say it was very nice thank you for the quality content

[@corvcrawler]

Denny's is the domain of not only Dionysus but Dr. Goondis

[@PersianYank]

Thanks for the memeories, thanks for the memeories

[@jacobdagun3670]

I can't believe that all he had to do was change the font on an incomprehensible text post, and suddenly the secrets of the universe are revealed.

[@francenkovcan5211]

*clears throat * i am not like other girls i am a guy

[@soupisfornoobs4081]

I am not like other guys I am a girl

[@irishuisman1450]

Now I _really_ wish I was nonbinary so I could say I am not like other girls or guys. I am nonbinary. But alas, I am simply but a cis she/her

[@francenkovcan5211]

@@irishuisman1450 it was just a joke based on a fact that on english speakers my name is feminine

[@irishuisman1450]

@@francenkovcan5211 I usually don't really look at usernames, sorry ˆˆ' But since Vye continued it with the reverse, I wanted to complete it with the inbetween

[@donnamitsuki281]

tHANKS FOR THE MEMERIES THANKS FOR THE MEMERIES-

[@KrystalFlip]

the dennys work for the bourgeoisie

[@MadAliceInWonderland]

Every PM video ends with screaming, and honestly that's just my aesthetic.

[@movedtoponko_official8706]

0:50 Me, a new Hetalian who doesn’t understand the joke: 👁 👄 👁

[@fatcat1414]

Fellow Hetalian here! I'd love to explain. Lin Manuel Miranda wrote Hamilton, a musical about the founding fathers. John Green wrote a lot of popular YA romance novels such as The Fault in Our Stars and Paper Towns. The original post points out that both creators were/are practically worshipped by their teenaged tumblr fanbase. The creators have that sensitive and quirky persona that their fans adore. Since both Hamilton and Hetalia are based off history and sparked sudden interests in history among young audiences (as well as a lot of weird fanfiction), it can be said that "Lin Manuel Miranda is John Green if John Green had written and produced Hetalia." I hope I explained that well enough, I felt pretty ramble-y while writing it.

[@movedtoponko_official8706]

You, sir, are a god. Thank you for explaining!

[@itscherryterry]

@@movedtoponko_official8706 also those same fans are making fun of Lin now like they did w Green

[@SomeoneNews]

One of the biggest moods I know Is I hate worrying about the future cuz all my current problems are based around the past

[@SenorFluffy]

The tumblr man delivers once more

[@justdecaffeinated]

3:35 one of my college friends told me they did this once but as an essay and my friend really went for it and after which, said professor called up my friend to talk to them

[@bloodforthebloodgod8030]

As the cold handed person in my relationship that is totally correct

[@KarlA-jw2ky]

1:04 Iroh wrote that

[@anxiouspotato04]

ngl my constantly freezing boyfriend and i, the easily hot and flustered, are EXACTLY the thermodynamic equilibrium couple

[@oow1667]

Thanks for the Fall Out Boy reference.