Thanks Germany i guess

[@ArtemisApollo1969]

Germany will be so happy when they realize they can be the good guys in the next Call of Duty game

[@Betterhose]

It just part of their character arc! Darth Vader was the bad guy in the 1st and 2nd movie before becoming a hero in the 3rd. Prince Zuko was the bad guy of season 1 and 2 only to become a hero in the 3rd.

[@christophermichaelclarence6003]

France : Good and Happy for them. Our neighbor's Deutschland is our most important and closest partner economically and politically All thanks to the Treaty of Élysée 1963 and the Treaty of Aachen 2019 Also our Trustworthy Ally We are the pillars of Europe Germans are like brothers to us French 💪🇪🇺🇫🇷🇩🇪👊

[@yash20038]

I don't have much knowledge of the world wars. Can anyone pls explain how they were the bad guys in ww1.

[@naphatweerawat4485]

@@yash20038 Honestly, everyone was kinda bad in WW1, the Central Powers just lost the war.

[@christophermichaelclarence6003]

@@yash20038 The Germans declare War on us French back in 1914-1918. We managed to take Alsace and la Lorraine back from our lost battle Franco Prussian War 1871 (French/German border)

[@ichliebebaeumeweilbaum]

I'm German, and our history teacher told us that on the day the Ukrainian-Russian war was declared he didn't read the news on the morning. Then when he went to a class (7 grade or something) one student raised his hand and said: "Mr - - -, it's war, you know?!" And another one jumped in: "Noo don't worry, it wasn't our fault!" T-T

[@chrisi7127]

@Doktor Doof Die Ironie deines Kommentars lässt sich zeigen, dein Name hilft deiner Ideologie genauso wenig. Am besten hältst du deinen Schnabel und informierst dich mal objektiv, bevor du irgendwelche Faxen ziehst.

[@chrisi7127]

@Doktor Doof Wenn du wirklich willst, dass ich vor dir Respekt zolle, dann informier dich mal richtig, bevor du irgendwas im Internet laberst. Du bist so schlimm wie die Schwurbler, die einen Meme im Internet gesehen haben und sofort die Regierung anbaggern. Alter, die westlichen Nachrichtensender sind unabhängig und werden nicht von der Regierung kontrolliert. Die Östlichen (also die Russischen) schon. In Russland darf man nicht mal das Wort "Krieg" erwähnen, denn sonst bekommt man (ohne Scheiß) eine Haftstrafe. Bevor du jetzt skeptisch wirst, das haben die Russen SELBER GESAGT.

[@Arcaryon]

@Doktor Doof I bet you are a bot because your account is way too young & you seem to talk nonesense.

[@chrisi7127]

@Doktor Doof jo 1 monat ist schon verblüffend jung, bist etwa einer dieser Putinbots?

[@mynames..2719]

WW1:No one is bad but Germany is blamed WW2: Definitely yes WW3: Definitely no

[@sophiegonzales2615]

More like everyone is bad but only germany is blamed

[@fusssel7178]

hey, WW3 didn't start yet, we can still manage to get the blame-card this time as well ;)

[@Lance-The-BoS-Lancer]

Austria*

[@fusssel7178]

@@Lance-The-BoS-Lancer Austria was never blamed even though the war itself was started by them (well, Germany did escalate it by invading France via Belgium, so I can kind of see how people say Germany started it).

[@Chaotic_Pixie]

WW1: clusterF of treaties... but also, its well known that the Kaiser was spoiling for a fight and looking for an excuse. Not Germany's fault... Kaiser's fault. World learns BIG lesson... see reconstruction after WWII.

[@florianbarkowski6856]

Germany: Fights Russia in two world wars and is told that this was not ok. Germany: Doesn't fight Russia and becomes pacifist. The West right now: Germany start fighting the Russians again! Germany: Wait this whole operation was your idea.

[@metal_fusion]

Poor Germany now being stuck between being the villain or the pacifist

[@sunrae3971]

Eastern Germany had to fight against Soviet Imperialism after WWII like many other Eastern European Countries.

[@super-kamarigaming7907]

@@sunrae3971 Yes

[@Stormcloakvictory]

Kinda like in WW1 Germany wanted to be neutral and asked for peace when the Russian Tsar declared war on German Empire because the German Empire was allied to the Hungarian empire which declared war on Serbia. To which Russia declared war on Hungary and therefore Germany, A Germany who had next to nothing to do with the war kicking off and also was rather similar to France and the UK in their war crimes, not "worse" It's just cuz we the allies won, so we blamed Germany, the biggest threat to our economy and industries. Again, it's basically all about the money 💰.

[@super-kamarigaming7907]

@@Stormcloakvictory Yes, well said friend!

[@Aelfraed26]

Marge: "Germany! No!" Germany: "What?" Marge: "Sorry. Force of habit."

[@leonhardeuler7647]

Even if they are increasing their budget, it seems like for once the Germans won't be the bad guys. Also, Switzerland is taking a side. We are truly living through history.

[@rwberger6]

The greatest curse you can wish on someone is "May you live in interesting times".

[@redacted1997]

Yes its been 500 years since the swiss become so seriously

[@tramachi7027]

All jokes aside...2 Decades of Shenanigans for the Bundeswehr and our military budget and now it took like 2 days after the invasion to do a complete 180...Amazing. Putin changing more German Policies and the Government than anyone ever could

[@thescooshinator]

I wonder if Italy will switch this time?

[@omargerardolopez3294]

No one was *the* bad guy in WWI, they all were bad guys, Germany siply lost that war, which culminated in her becoming a true bad guy

[@Betterhose]

Europe: "Germany! For the love of God, stop being a pacifist!" Germany: "Hold on. This whole operation was your idea."

[@christophermichaelclarence6003]

France : Enough attitude, Deutschland ! Listen what he said. You can do it

[@Betterhose]

@@christophermichaelclarence6003 (I am from Germany by the way) The horrible things Germany did in the past can't be undone. However, we can try to outweigh the harm that has been done with good deeds. I always felt like Germany has more responsibility than any other country to prevent something so terrible from ever happening again! Rather than being pacifist and reserved, Germany should actively defend Freedom and Peace to show that we've changed. Jordan Peterson says that you can only be "good" if you have the power to do horrible things but chose not to do so. The colors in Germany's flag represent black for the dark past, red as the blood that flows in the fight for good and gold like our golden future. Germany is finally going to leave behind its black phase to enter the red phase of its history, if that is what it takes.

[@user-lu6xb7pw3k]

@@Betterhose Please stop

[@crowcove]

@@Betterhose In my opinion, I don’t think that being “good” and “evil” is a side you can easily choose (unless it’s killing the innocent n stuff) good and evil is rlly subjective, to russia it may seem logical to fight Ukraine but for Ukraine it’s completely irrational to stop fighting russia, idk tho, I’m tired and can’t think properly so pls don’t argue w me on just this comment

[@dp3537]

@@crowcove Russia have their own logic, thats not fit in the rest of World. Its like flat earthens, they'll find logical argue too prove they are right

[@Betterhose]

Germany: "Ey, yo Japan. Russia is causing us some trouble right now. You as a western-aligned country, would you mind helping us?" Japan: "Sure. We can do that." Germany: "Cool! We considered putting them under sanc- * Japan attacks Pearl Harbor *

[@zyanego3170]

*Oh Nein...*

[@computercatgaming02]

That last bit was perfect xD Thanks for making me laugh

[@goli8699]

Oh Russia is Causinh *US* some Trouble right now.

[@andknuckles101]

sorry, force of habit

[@christophermichaelclarence6003]

France : Mmm we would never forgive you Germany for what you did to us back in June 1940. But that's all the past, these days, we've become good buddies/allies, thanks to the Treaty of Élysée 1963 Franco German Friendship and the Treaty of Aachen 2019 💪🇪🇺🇫🇷🇩🇪👊

[@unclescipio3136]

As someone whose family fought the Germans in two world wars: 1.The way they were treated after the first war made the second one pretty much inevitable. 2. These are very, very different Germans. They give a buttload to Africa and developing nations everywhere. They are the voice of sanity. They treat their citizens well. Their education system is excellent. Be calm. This is good news. Even the French and Poles like this idea.

[@Dakarai_Knight]

I don't think anyone here is suggesting they aren't very different/ their support isn't actually appreciated. It's humor.

[@chrisi7127]

@@Dakarai_Knight I love how in the first days of the war it was just like Germany: here are 5000 helmets

[@parlon9383]

@@chrisi7127 😂

[@soulslayergamer2318]

@@chrisi7127 made my day

[@CaptainStuhlgang420]

As a german that had nothing to do with that maybe my grandparents but i was too young for that 20 years ago: i think we can just apoligize everytime we hear someone say soomething like you.

[@themoz2217]

Germany joining in weapon shipments, increasing its military budget is a huge huge gamechanger for the EU and not to mention germany. Ever simce ww2 germany much like japan has been tip toeing on any subject regarding power projection, weapons and military intervention. An era has come to an end and it is quite obvious they have cast off the shadow of the past and decided to join in more pro actively with other western nations. Im german and cannot stress how big a change this is in german politics.

[@parlon9383]

@Doktor Doof why is it wrong

[@mak3890]

Dont worry they are still forbidden to have an army. Germans Tanks are forbidden to have an active gun barrel, so they just big cars.

[@parlon9383]

@@mak3890 since last year we can have an army again

[@human-ity4731]

Well honestly not with Scholz or anything like really you might think that Germanys military is somehow important but actually this is just an illusion. Since the Cold War the army has degraded over the past years and is now quite well trained and specialised but not very large or powerful. Living in their leftish liberal society under the current protection of America (aka NATO) and their nukes Germany has quite relaxed in these aspects and instead tried to boost their economy. And yes, Putins attack on Ukraine is a wake-up call for a lot of countries including Germany but to even get back to the military level of the Cold War (not to mention actual WW2 power levels) Germany WILL need a lot of money, effort and time. So don’t think of this increased budget as of Germany becoming a real threat or help to anybody it’s just trying to meet NATOs expectations and rapidly trying to build up something that had been lost for a very long time. Dunno, but with Scholz and German politics I really don’t like where it is going. This country is crumbling from the inside (even the Germans themselves realise that) and God knows what will happen next. Anyway, not in the direction of a strong, unifying, WW2 like Germany. So take down your expectations a bit, ok?

[@John_The_Eeveechu]

*Switzerland is no longer neutral* Everyone on earth: Hol up that's impossible

[@christophermichaelclarence6003]

France : It's about time you're coming out of the Shadow.

[@Chaotic_Pixie]

1815 Treaty of Paris: What am I? A joke? The Year 1516: Hey there! We've been neutral for a lot longer than that! Switzerland: No. No. Neither of you are jokes. We are not committing military troops, just humanitarian aid and taking a humanitarian side. Collective: Ohhhhhh! Okay. Like legit tho... if it was France or Germany or Italy or Austria kicking up a fuss... Switzerland WOULD be neutral.

[@lyaneris]

@@Chaotic_Pixie To be fair, Switzerland would be right in the middle of that. I'd stay neutral, too.

[@linajurgensen4698]

Switzerland was never actually neutral, it’s a cliche Americans have of the country.

[@Adriano70911]

They're just a bunch of satanists and the world bank circled with mountains

[@jackin_it]

Russia: Threatening Eastern Europe Germany: Lmao couldn’t be me

[@christophermichaelclarence6003]

France : Not you Deutschland ! Pull yourself together ! They're threatening the Ukrainians ! Gotta help them !

[@TS-ln5ix]

@@christophermichaelclarence6003 and they just cut off our oil, do you want to be like 1943 - 1945

[@christophermichaelclarence6003]

@@TS-ln5ix that's all the past. Things have changed over the last 80 years

[@leeroyjenkins0078]

@@christophermichaelclarence6003 "some scars can't be healed..."

[@erich2432]

@@leeroyjenkins0078 Then Europe and US should stop asking Germany to take action against Russia. Modern Germany has been fine with following the rules imposed by the victor powers post WW2. UN charter articles 53, 107 still consider Germany an enemy state. And why is nobody is saying anything to France who actually a powerful military with its own independent foreign policy and geopolitical interests and a nuclear arsenal, yet forcing Germany who has been under restrictions put by the same nations that now want Germany to do something?

[@frtherealj2]

Its always a good day when you see Drew uploaded

[@lordnavjot5921]

Bruh. He uploads every day.

[@radityaramadhan7587]

@@lordnavjot5921 not yesterday

[@frtherealj2]

@@lordnavjot5921 so every day is a good day then ig

[@varunraju.g1022]

Poland in 2022 : come Germany, move your tanks through Polish land. Please send your army . West world: Germany, man up. Increase budget, prepare the army for war. Mustache man ghost: you hypocratics

[@somabanerjee9632]

It is actually Germany's fault as it is part of NATO Explaination - See Russia would not attack Ukraine if Ukraine doesn't want to join in NATO but NATO said we are with you but now.... So as Germany is a NATO member so it is Germany's fault!!

[@lordmilchreis1885]

@@somabanerjee9632 yeah shut up

[@somabanerjee9632]

@Gic424_ YT Why?

[@Betterhose]

West: "Germany, you need to rearm and fight the Russians!" Germany: "Well now I am not doing it!" * grumpy penguin meme *

[@Sosa-ko7os]

for now German army is weak

[@generalfeldmarschall3781]

I actally a little bit shocked that still many people belive that Germany started ww1...

[@Lady_of_Winds]

shhhhh don't let them know ~signed, an Austrian

[@cjmartinez8318]

Yeah its weird, despite the full detailed information we have today people still assumed its Germany's fault...

[@generalfeldmarschall3781]

@@cjmartinez8318 funfact the president of the first Austrian Republic took the fault and said on the peace conference the Austrians startet it The allies ignored it

[@cjmartinez8318]

@@generalfeldmarschall3781 LMFAO THE IRONY 😂

[@generalfeldmarschall3781]

@@cjmartinez8318 i Not joking

[@MikeApollo1]

*Switzerland is no longer Neutral* Every 12 Year Old "Historians" Knowing that they now can't make the same overused annoying Switzerland being neutral jokes - 😱😱😭😭😭😢

[@christophermichaelclarence6003]

France : When you're gonna join the European Union Switzerland ?

[@Lovelyyetlonely]

Finally

[@timm5278]

@@polwr na bro they're also not neutral

[@linux_fox]

@@polwr i refuse to recognise any country that stays neutral or supports russia and i will recognise every country that supports ukraine.

[@Capshortsbeamng]

@@christophermichaelclarence6003 you are really patriot lol, ive seen you reply about france to every comment

[@rajveerraj2108]

Is it more surprising that germany did not start ww3 or that Drew does not know what 'wish' is.

[@gravytraps3779]

Yeah right...

[@NewPaulActs17]

putin may be on the make-a-wish list pretty soon

[@NewPaulActs17]

@@kabukimanindahouse bier and wein?

[@alastair9446]

Makes you think maybe they didn't start ww1 and ww2. Some would say Japan started ww2 with the invasion of China. And ww1 was an assianation which is a act of war.

[@toast2401]

sir ww3 hasnt happened yet

[@spinoboy5757]

People: "A WORLD WAR MAY START" Me when I realise Germany isn't the reason: "I am so proud*

[@gravytraps3779]

Also swiss isn't neutral anymore...

[@mangodip2170]

@@gravytraps3779 A huge change

[@justarobloxplayer69]

KRANKENHAUS AAAAAAAAAAA WORLD WAR 3 AAAAAA

[@onyx5895]

germany wasnt the reason for ww1 they just got blamed for it in the end

[@spinoboy5757]

Yeah Germany didn't cause world war 1 austria hungary did

[@wilhelmbetz3565]

As a german i can say that we aren't planning to invade anyone (yet)

[@ILoveQazaqstan]

Probably Russia when you push them back

[@cristobalstark6929]

Yet, lol

[@alastair9446]

Just don't vote for anyone who failed art class and you should be fine.

[@Lady_of_Winds]

to be fair our army isn't really in shape to invade anyone or anything 😅 I doubt it could even defend us if the worst case scenario happens.

[@skyethorgerson5150]

As a Polish person ...yet?

[@donpollo3154]

Germany: Drastically increases military budget Me, thinking back to the last time German drastically increased their military budget: Hey, I've seen this one before!

[@Betterhose]

Ruining the joke at your own risk down below ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️ West Germany already had the largest military budget in Europe for most of the Cold War.

[@yoshikagekira5464]

@@Betterhose there's a comment you haven't Ruined and has already been ruined but you could ruin even further made by... Zerodragon064

[@Pascal_Mueller]

@@Betterhose So it's a sequel

[@thanquolrattenherz9665]

to be fair atm entire branches of the german army dont function as they should due missing spareparts and some are not operational at all so a drastic increase and leadership that isnt corrupt or incompetent is needed.

[@Sullz3]

We just need to build up Military so we dont get destroyed

[@Gabe19453]

Day 71 of asking drew to visit northern Italy.

[@derWein]

Come to italy

[@charlie-lz]

Nice

[@rumankriegproductions1621]

He needs to

[@jumbotron2633]

Mario?

[@vicksiy]

day 69: asking drew to visit the glorious democratic people's republic of korea

[@luigirocks3075]

Actually, Both World Wars Were Technically Started By Austrians.

[@somabanerjee9632]

It is actually Germany's fault as it is part of NATO Explaination - See Russia would not attack Ukraine if Ukraine doesn't want to join in NATO but NATO said we are with you but now.... So as Germany is a NATO member so it is Germany's fault!!

[@luigirocks3075]

@@somabanerjee9632 Right, But Not Directly Or Agressively.

[@No_Relation_666]

@@somabanerjee9632 ukraine wouldn’t need to join nato if russia hadn’t been threatening

[@peter_meyer]

Stop quoting facts.

[@lordmilchreis1885]

Soma is a bot.

[@aaronvalleytrees]

i honestly never thought switzerland would actually decide to stop being neutral

[@marxistvalorie]

they still are, they just went with the flow, neutrality isnt not to side with someone, but not to go to war or use the military in similar waysy

[@robertmifkovic6325]

@@marxistvalorie it's easy not going to war if nobody threthens you or attacks your country

[@danielhopkins2277]

@@marxistvalorie if they don't do the same with both in this war, they're not neutral.

[@alastair9446]

I think they did the calculation. If the nukes start dropping they won't have banking clients anymore.

[@helv2000]

@@danielhopkins2277 not according to international law. These are by far not the first sanctions Switzerland suppoerted. it happened dozends of times in the last 30 years.

[@VitalVision_12]

Nikacado can just go to the front lines and be a meat shield.

[@quiahjohnson5871]

hehehe

[@IndCheese]

Had me dyin

[@seanpogmtv]

Bro he can't even walk a centimeter

[@pyro111100]

Germany: I only started one world war! Everyone else: History will not see it that way

[@Lady_of_Winds]

And technically it was even led into war by an Austrian- :,DDD

[@erich2432]

It was actually turned into a world war by Britain and France. Britain and France declared war on Germany, but did nothing in 1939 until tanks passed through Ardennes in 1940.

[@mohdshukurzainolabidin6157]

*Germany: Finally a world war that i didnt start* *Some people: *blames germany** *Germany:*

[@christophermichaelclarence6003]

France : Et Verdun la Victorieuse ! 🇫🇷

[@somabanerjee9632]

It is actually Germany's fault as it is part of NATO Explaination - See Russia would not attack Ukraine if Ukraine doesn't want to join in NATO but NATO said we are with you but now.... So as Germany is a NATO member so it is Germany's fault!!

[@kristaaaaaaaa]

@@somabanerjee9632 omg 😱😱

[@irenecarrillo6750]

Well, they didn't start ww1 either

[@jareddrakencondor4187]

@@somabanerjee9632 just that NATO didn't actually consider letting the Ukraine join so far (Ukraine joining NATO wasn't planned for the next 20 years)... neither did the EU for that matter And you seriously can't even blame them for wanting to join now that we all see that russia isn't very peaceful at all

[@hawkmoth4056]

when drew is talking about recent events you know its important

[@sebastianwendl603]

As a German, that feels weirdly good. Also scary AF

[@are_you_f_serious]

Yeah, normally I can feel all the time responsible for something our Ancestors did, but now? I don't even know how to feel being not responsible .. is that really an actual possibility for us Germans? 🤔 - What ever! The point is, it doesn't feel quite right to did nothing wrong! We have to be responsible for something, without it, its just doesn't feel right!

[@ZeroEagle667]

When you realise Russia is invading Ukraine exactly 100 years after the Soviet Union was formed. Former Soviet countries and Poland: Ah sh*t here we go again

[@asheep7797]

No, EXACTLY 100 years after the USSR will be on Dec 26, not Feb 24. (yes i missed the joke of it being 100 years since 1922)

[@amarox6009]

@@asheep7797 you didn't miss the joke, you missed the whole plan, putin plans to bring USSR back till dec 26...

[@ChoCoMoCo69]

@@amarox6009 If it ends Doller domination m into it.

[@Blakeplaysgaming]

Most of them are allied

[@kingbaby9519]

Poland gonna pull a 1920

[@accurrent]

Switzerland was finally able to pick a side because they’re not surrounded by both sides… they’re completely enclosed by one side

[@blattsee6095]

Hahaha true...would be weird if they would be for Russia nj

[@Wombat_Astronaut]

Hey man to be fair Germany didn't start WW1 either, it was those pesky Austro-Hungarians and Serbs

[@christophermichaelclarence6003]

We all know that. It was Austria and Hungary.

[@Makarosc]

@@christophermichaelclarence6003 Hungary didn't really get a vote

[@kanebarton6212]

I mean the black hand did kill the archduke what were they supposed to do

[@asscheeks3212]

@@christophermichaelclarence6003 that is just ethnic Germans with extra steps

[@__Man_]

Germany escalated it.

[@NAtzuValorant]

Yes drew finally uploaded. My day is not complete without watching drew's video

[@GIØGØ07]

same

[@BlitzoTDS]

for 1 day

[@modmaker7617]

Sweden = Minecraft Denmark = Lego Germany = Playmobil Germanic block toys/games.

[@chrisi7127]

Playmobil is german? Damn never knew that.

[@leeroyjenkins0078]

Nah they feel guilty.

[@cecilj4129]

What people don't seem to realize is that even with this budget increase, the German military is on its last dredges. You can't throw money at incompetence and mismanagement and expect it to resolve itself

[@Arichu_]

Yes but it could help?? Ig

[@cecilj4129]

@@Arichu_ or it could lead to more incompetence and mismanagement, but this time more corruption... But we'll see

[@Arichu_]

@@cecilj4129 I guess…. But more equipment more training need more money for it ig?? But I see where ur coming from

[@gengarzilla1685]

I think I'd rather take an incompetent military from a trustworthy side than a competent military from an untrustworthy side. I for one cannot wholeheartedly trust the Americans after their support of that pro-Russian traitor Trump.

[@dishwasher8000]

In history class we started talking about Switzerland always being neutral literally a week before Russia invaded Ukraine

[@NewPaulActs17]

the swiss being neutral is now as of march 2022- the chocolate cheese giant has been awoken

[@jamiekoarytt]

Many people doesen't even talk about Sweden being nuetral. 1 year later after the swiss started getting nuetral, Sweden got nuetral. Se we have been in peace in 200+ years.

[@new_donker7189]

Austria: Yeah… Germany -sips-.

[@MorgorDre]

That is how a brotherwar should like… together as brothers… Not against your brothers… But no wars would still be best.

[@Hello-dg5vn]

how much time and effortIt's crazy you put into these videos. Huge respect. Keep up the good work

[@winzisayshello]

Now I started wondering if it’s okay to be team germany

[@christophermichaelclarence6003]

We French wouldn't mind. Afterall we're neiborgh's. Plus they're the most important and closest partner economically and also a trustworthy Ally 🇪🇺🇫🇷🇩🇪

[@audiolatroushearetic1822]

Depends on what videogame you gonna play.

[@devinthedoodler6471]

I am already Team Germany, so I guess.

[@ChiaraVet]

There's a flaw in that meme. To beat Germany, in both world wars a lot of countries had to put in a huge effort together. This time Germany is part of said effort against Russia.

[@Alex-ce1os]

I support Germany

[@doog.]

I love when Countries go on Twitter and replies to each other with a meme.

[@edmundfarrow7353]

me too

[@couldbeanybody2508]

It's gonna be so funny if Germany declares the no fly zone.

[@peter_meyer]

Germany isn't joking.

[@Someone_from_Bavaria]

Wir hier in Deutschland machen keine witze 😉

[@blattsee6095]

@@Someone_from_Bavaria wir machen dinge nur Seeeehr langsam und mit viel Papierkram

[@Someone_from_Bavaria]

@@blattsee6095 ohh jaaa

[@lawden210]

4:06 Axis back then: Germany, Italy and Japan Axis now: Russia, China and emus

[@christophermichaelclarence6003]

France : Here we go again then.

[@somabanerjee9632]

It is actually Germany's fault as it is part of NATO Explaination - See Russia would not attack Ukraine if Ukraine doesn't want to join in NATO but NATO said we are with you but now.... So as Germany is a NATO member so it is Germany's fault!!

[@Makarosc]

You forgot Belarus although I guess they'd be Bulgaria

[@lordmilchreis1885]

@@somabanerjee9632 Ugh so youre a bot... and i was about to have fun 🥱

[@somabanerjee9632]

@@lordmilchreis1885 .... I am a bot What??

[@byron-ih2ge]

Ah yes Germany 🇩🇪 is now the 3rd biggest defense spender in this world!! throwing india 🇮🇳 to the 4th spot .. Hope Germany doesnt believe that third time is a charm:)

[@afdalridwan3813]

Or.... Never trust the austrian painter for the second time

[@itsapeanut7139]

@@afdalridwan3813 you can trust me

[@audiolatroushearetic1822]

@@afdalridwan3813 Don't worry! We learned from history. Now our art academies take literally everybody.

[@Makarosc]

I hope they do they're on the right side for once

[@jareddrakencondor4187]

I'd like to think we've learned our lesson >.

[@Betterhose]

0:09 It's actually more than that! The 100 Billion € / 113 Billion $ are just a special fund on top of the 2% of its GDP (as promised to NATO). With a GDP of 3.8 Trillion $, just those 2% are already 76 Billion $. Ladies and gentlemen, Germany has now the 3rd largest military budget in the world.

[@person3070]

Finally they became useful again

[@eliasm2099]

And so it begins

[@goli8699]

That brings Up the question of If Germany is still forced to Limit it's Millitary because of the Treaty of Versailles

[@ratlingzombie8705]

Nope Germany is fully independant it can do what it wants I think they officially did that in the 2+4 treaty 1990

[@Betterhose]

@@goli8699 The Versailles Treaty? That treaty has been replaced after the end of WW2 (newer ones were made). However, I think the 2+4 treaty is still legally binding. It was the treaty that officially reunited Germany and gave it full sovereignty. The 2 means the two Germanies of the Cold War. The 4 are the four victors of WW2 (France, Soviet Union, UK, USA). This treaty has a clause that limits Germany's standing forces to (only) 370.000.

[@JWS1010]

0:27 HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT WISH IS??????????????????????

[@georgewael3278]

imagine if Putin was Austrian trying to blame ww3 on Russia

[@MorgorDre]

He visited last time some years ago. We will miss the ski tourists.

[@Arcaryon]

He is actually fluent in German. That’s not even a joke.

[@TheMacpad]

@@Arcaryon sure … he was a Russian spy in eastern Germany back then

[@Wh1te_Panther]

12:31 mario is a perfectly normal name in Italy so it would be like calling a variant josh

[@audiolatroushearetic1822]

Pssst! Don't let Nintendo know! They could ban your entire country.

[@ABCD-nq3uf]

One of my favourite musicians from the 1700s was named Luigi.

[@FirstNameLastName-oz5ij]

@@ABCD-nq3uf I too like Boccherini

[@Chaotic_Pixie]

These are the memes I woke up for. Can always count on you Drew.

[@AK_GENIESSER]

Keine Sorge Freunde, waren nicht Teil des Krieges. Noch.

[@nick002]

MythBusters actually tested the Titanic scene and determined the door Rose was floating on was potentially big enough for the both of them to stay mostly dry if balanced properly.

[@pauljs75]

Good luck with that in the North Atlantic. And that would be on a calm day.

[@BlazinBlz]

Drew: "what is Wish? it's not an American company" Me: Error 404: Brain.exe has stopped working

[@justinianthegreatandnerd6377]

6:09 IE isn’t actually that bad. It’s even faster than Edge for me in a lot of cases.

[@peter_meyer]

On W2k, yes.

[@MorgorDre]

Boomer 🤣

[@peter_meyer]

@@MorgorDre Baby

[@justinianthegreatandnerd6377]

@@MorgorDre child

[@pittsburgh_.central]

Honestly, they should have just updated IE. Make IE be a chromium web browser.

[@Destiny1G]

The Russian tanks on the road are not only free but tax free as well.

[@Betterhose]

It's free -real estate- *tank*

[@TrccrT]

@@Betterhose your comments are just everywhere 🤣😅

[@Betterhose]

@@TrccrT Yeah, I guess I had a good day that day. 😅 Germany stepping up to become Europe's defender was great to hear and it had a lot of meme potential.

[@streifffaro6227]

switzerland didn't give up or lose its neutrality! It has the right to sanction other states and does so but the country still remain militarily neutral. Switzerland even hired lawyers to check if a sanction could break the neutrality and touns out i doesn't. It is important not to mix this up!

[@Arcaryon]

As a German, I was really worried for a minute if I missed something about the Swiss sanctions because if Switzerland stops being neutral no one is going to give us necessary advice in a slightly arrogant tone and I would not want to miss out in the back seat gaming of this wonderfully strange country.

[@trinicoolie]

0:31 wish is a delivery app like amazon

[@gamering2354]

more like knock off products

[@trinicoolie]

@@gamering2354 yh it has knock off products

[@theegod2141]

WW1’ Switzerland-neutral WW2’ Switzerland-neutral WW3- *Who dare awaken the ancient one*

[@thesnowman2509]

Germany's budget- 100 bill Meanwhile USA- *spends 800 billion annualy*

[@TheMacpad]

Isn’t it more like 700+ bn?

[@This-handle-isnt-available123]

0:00 great way to start a vid "Me watching a litteral frikin world war about to happen on my SHREK TV."

[@StuffandThings_]

If future history students will have to research WWIII memes, this channel will be the perfect quick studying tool

[@cringe_memes]

Drew: what does Canada have to do with the mafia All of canada: ssshhh

[@sachalavignesoumis3447]

I was searching for sombody to mention it you are like the only guys that mentioned the canaduan mafia part

[@BinglesP]

2:03 I’m more surprised he’s moving like that lol

[@hz3068]

2:54 it hurts man It hurts....

[@Polymerata]

German: (Sees Ukraine and Russia Fighting) German: married couple for the first time eh

[@interestingspacefiller]

Me , seeing all of them : Doesn't know what it's good , to *crack* or *cry* 😥 (If you've actually seen Hetalia - manga or the anime - you 'll understand)

[@sheykenasababy]

Lmao @ Drew not knowing Wish. "is this some sort of peasant joke I'm too rich to understand?"

[@Velocity_22]

0:25 How Does He Not Know What Wish Is?

[@yoga5631]

Germany after the west ask them to rearm: "you couldn't live with your failures. where did that bring you? back to me."

[@erichtomanek4739]

Aah! So now we know why Drew didn't upload yesterday. He had a shave, haircut and bought some new threads. Noice.

[@erichtomanek4739]

Update: Almost half way through the video, the old switcheroo. Younger Drew, bearded with longer hair, in a black windcheater. Gotta say: Noicer Noice

[@youvebeengreeked]

Germany: *starts ONE world war* The world for some reason: *blames Germany for BOTH* *sad Germ noises*

[@ukraine19918]

3:11 I actually searched this up and it was correct

[@judeknowles2319]

Wait

[@Someone_from_Bavaria]

I love youre videos and Ukraine should stay strong 💙💛 Love from Germany

[@susieshort3127]

11:53 the Canadian is there because Canada has the best snippers at least that's what i got from my research

[@panzerprussia606]

It’s all fun and games when robux is worth more than Russian currency.

[@TheAnalyticalEngine]

MythBusters proved that Rose and Jack could have both fitted on the same piece of wood

[@marcelocampos9197]

Do Brazil plushi plox (Also we can tell our grandkids that we lived to se Switzerland not be neutral anymore)

[@igab.]

everybody gangsta till Brazil says _the snake is gonna smoke_

[@grammarpolice1]

0:25 bro dosen't even know what wish is 💀💀💀

[@rambhakt2456]

At 11:05 drew instinctively referred to germs as germans LMAO

[@lawden210]

0:48 My disappointment is immeasurable

[@Unbekannt1334]

I am german and i wanna be a soldier and im happy that we are not the Bad guys this time

[@blattsee6095]

Ich auch...

[@Unbekannt1334]

@@blattsee6095 👍

[@IMFLordVader]

@@Unbekannt1334 Warum will man bei so einer Terrortruppe anfangen?

[@plantedrose7730]

only time i've seen that dw vincent format for a meme

[@ZeroBenchmarks]

Not putting the sheet back Drew, me too. Me too...

[@princeespinosa8606]

Nice video, Drew. 😎😎

[@teodormitrovic6696]

5:22 *chucles i am in danger.

[@DoiInthanon1897]

This is what happens when Drew skips a day from posting.

[@bigfloppa5386]

4:00 where is my money. I've been waiting for over 14 years now.

[@heiskanbuscadordelaverdad8709]

11:32 Short answer: no Long answer: although some circuses were very good for their disabled workers, most lived in a state of semi slavery, where they had to be constantly humiliated, just to survive

[@kunhal0835]

When you realize kurzgesagt are from germany

[@abhishek2275]

Wait, what? And he's talking about using nukes. SUS

[@Awittl3floofboi413]

Drew: "if we name the next variant of the no no virus mario, ninendo will destroy it." People with the no no Virus: *sweats intensly*

[@l00md55]

I think drew understood the stingray meme wrong lol

[@kristaaaaaaaa]

Rip 😭😭

[@zxthread]

how does he not know what wish is

[@LasayRedJr]

6:15 Hahah nice.

[@ellacooper7892]

3:40 app-uh-latch-uhn

[@Sosa-ko7os]

Poland,Germany,Finland and Sweden sends weapon for Ukraine

[@SuperRavensblood]

"You'd think (the Russians would) use GPS or something." Does Drew not know that the GPS satellites are owned by America and we can cut any country off with the flip of a switch?

[@NotChicoAndPico]

I mean, other countries have their satellites as well, I refuse to believe Russia would not have their own system.

[@Spomchen]

Russia has its own GPS satellits for millitary. Its called GLONASS

[@simonpersonforcommenting699]

@@NotChicoAndPico I mean the Russians were the first to ever launch a satellite so ya probably.

[@KRAFTWERK2K6]

And here we are in August the same year this video was posted and the russian Ruble is now stronger and worth more than the Euro xD Palpatine: "it's ironic....."

[@BloodNothinglol]

When I saw the fitted sheet loose, I felt that

[@beesinred3138]

I was just trying to do my science homework today with my friend doing his geography beside me. I was also helping him out because I'm that type of person to just say random facts about any war or history and he's not the smartest tool in the shed. Then when he was good on his own, he suddenly asked me a bizarre question, "____, uhh if- uhm, what country would you nuke? And you can't diffuse it" I tried saying nothing to avoid starting something and because I don't like seeing countries nuked. Then I thought of something funny, "Japan." "Why Japan?" He said "Because third's time the charm" He didn't take offense and thought it funny with me, still he jokingly took offense from that.

[@LeZylox]

You're a special one

[@Betterhose]

Maybe I am overthinking it but I would nuke Namibia. Not because I hate them or anything (actually quite the contrary) but because it is a reasonable choice. Namibia is a non-aligned state without its own nuclear weapons but one of the lowest population densities in the world and a long Atlantic coast. The missile (or bomber) could fly in from the ocean without anyone detecting it and fearing an attack. It would detonate in the vast lifeless desert, causing minimal human casualties. In the best case, they wouldn't even know who attacked them. If they knew it, they wouldn't be capable of retaliating.

[@bad_dragon]

1:33 LETSS GOOO ITS MY MEMES LMAO

[@no5829]

Congrats

[@daytodaylivin4418]

West-Germany: “Where are you going?” East-Germany: “ Back to the future!” West- Germany: “…”

[@interestingspacefiller]

Sorry it's goddamned 2022 , but this reminded me when I was watching Hetalia , and I knew every single country with the HUMAN name given by the creator of the manga , back when Germany and Prussia were my favourite characters (am not even German, am from Greece😅😅) . So , in an interesting theory , Prussia revives as East Germany, then just lives in Germany's house retired or something like that -(playing video games lol)- since he is the only surviving brother of Germany 🤔🤔

[@MASTER-vp3le]

I literally just peered over to the left side of my bed and see the sheets have been off for about a fortnight now. I still aint changin it

[@OdysseusUnfound]

9:49 James Cameron was so annoyed at everyone saying they both could have survived, so he proved it himself and it turned out that in icy water, taking turns would kill them!