Thanos' Childhood and Teenage Years - Marvel Comics Explained

[@benjaminsmith5797]

Thanos’s dad: murder is impossible on my moon Thanos: hold my infinity stones

[@Brnzgaming_]

Technically thanos dad is stronger so thanos would need the infinity stones. Hold my number of likes Ben

[@slushgod2595]

@@Brnzgaming_ no likes doe

[@siobhanair2659]

Benjamin Smith 😆

[@Brnzgaming_]

slush god is that why I have the same likes as you 🤣

[@zman1987]

@@Brnzgaming_ u sure about that?

[@eugenehere7754]

Thanos was a good child... until that girl of his.

[@meiju1563]

Fu** Death

[@erivanel]

Girl later fall in love with Deadpool

[@rneki254]

better make her the next mcu villain

[@zorro2995]

girls always fuck things up

[@vivekmathur3514]

That girl even drove deadpool to madness

[@slothful2039]

Eternals: *treats Thanos like an evil monster* Thanos: *turns evil* Eternals: *surprised pikachu face*

[@schizoidvalentine]

Pretty much

[@rektperson256]

Haha

[@ChromePalace]

Baba Go back to reddit loser

[@fedgy7299]

@@ChromePalace Reddit is greek to me

[@penguin5389]

Τζακυνθος Φριτοπουλος go back to fortnite loser

[@chaselistorti2290]

“Thanos vowed to never kill again... two weeks later” They had us in the first half not gonna lie

[@grandpa676]

Chase Listorti get it the first “half” (end me)

[@BrownSillyCat]

Bruh

[@BrownSillyCat]

@@grandpa676 lol

[@kevinyoussef9821]

LLLMAAOO

[@sciceitus1858]

They had half of us not gonna lie

[@daddyjose]

I think I'm gonna stop bullying that purple kid in my class.

[@dmitriivanovich327]

Alexander please do before he snaps

[@lightfury7529]

same

[@italkshyt14]

Dmitri Ivanovich Lmaooo before he “snaps”?? 😂😂😂😂

[@mickel836]

Why would we stop bullying him, when he eat half the class

[@daddyjose]

@@mickel836 LMAO!

[@whiteboy4827]

“Thanos vowed to never kill again”

[@lavenderhuman]

*half the universe looks on in confusion*

[@villical]

Avengers Endgame: Well she ded... Sorry half of the universe...

[@twizzlytwist]

*confused pikachu face*

[@swugtel6345]

Thanos three beers later:

[@ScripFing]

2 WEEKS LATER

[@michaelweston8304]

This was darker than I thought it would be tbh

[@goku__7218]

straight up facts xD

[@ShaneyHwang]

same LOL

[@dao7329]

Thats what you get watching only the movies..

[@kypriee]

No cap 🧢

[@cristoferatecas1785]

Welcome to the comics

[@jinxcore]

when u destroy 50% of the universe just to become a lonely farmer

[@spongboing2425]

Alexis Lancaster they should have went back in time and chopped his head off as a baby

[@aeronautisch]

worth it

[@jackwyatt3854]

Ultron changing the past does not affect your present so killing Thanos in the past would not have changed anything for them

[@altkaseltzer664]

Uhh destiny fullfilled

[@imdeadinside7716]

Ultron too dark for a marvel movie

[@bruceli9094]

Never bully a kid, especially when he's Thanos

[@SerbianMonarchist]

Yes

[@OrangeFre]

thanal*

[@justggetto8058]

Or Adolf

[@toshitagbro4658]

They dint bully him

[@BloodHoundPL]

Napoleon Bonaparte was bullied.

[@Denofthjeves]

Thanos: is good. Eternals: treat him like a demon Thanos: becomes bad Eternals: it’s that damn phone

[@mickel836]

It was the cancer that killed john, not the smoking

[@alosol1367]

Close

[@IlIiIlIlllI1IIlI1]

Stolen comment

[@mickel836]

@@IlIiIlIlllI1IIlI1 Stolen Reply

[@hnnh.a.8014]

@@mickel836 lmao

[@c0ntra605]

imagine being literally hated by your own mother, having a ballsack for a chin, having the only woman you ever loved be death, and ganged up on by the avengers on the regular. smh mans is out here

[@Sammy62613]

If you actually look at it....Thanos was the victim and wanted peace and acceptance all along

[@valorabersig9160]

@@antifreeze. Actually, there is some science behind it. The black death killed almost half of Europe. The survivors saw that there were less people. This meant higher wages and an increased surplus of food. Fuedalism was sleeping in it's grave. With less people to work the fields and nobody to sell it to, lords/vassals quickly disbanded. Then the age of Monarchy had begun.

[@personman247]

Containment Unit 5 Nobody said anything that would warrant what you commented. What did you think you were replying to?

[@valorabersig9160]

​@@personman247 Sammy62613: If you actually look at it ... Thanos was the victim and wanted peace and acceptance all along Antifreeze: (Replying to Sammy62613) real school-shooter aura emitting from this one. I was just trying to explain why Thanos might be right. The example I wrote about the black death was true. Half the population died and the other half thrived. I was just trying to explain that Sammy63613 is right. Thanos hated seeing the universe killing themselves and thought that by killing half the population, they would learn better.

[@personman247]

Containment Unit 5 That is the movie explanation (which wasn’t good logic regardless of historical mass death statistics) the comics literally gave him the reasoning of wanting to impress death by killing people, which is completely unjustified.

[@maximilliansus6487]

Thanos: "I am the strongest being." Stan Lee: *Laughs In Heaven*

[@caska.7497]

Respecc.

[@Reachland02]

Stan Lee is One Above All

[@aprilbranum452]

R.I.P Stan Lee is a legend!

[@bluehunter50]

*THANOS SNAPS 999 TIMES* Stan lee is uneffected

[@strongholds12]

MaximilianSus heaven?

[@fabshkieee3161]

Plot twist: His mother hooked up with some alien grape

[@zbuilder4664]

THEY DID SURGERY ON A GRAPE

[@brazil3953]

remixian default THE GRAPE DID SURGERY ON PEOPLE

[@zbuilder4664]

@@brazil3953 23ENOYCUHNCEQDOH7XEU8Q3DP7H

[@Random-gu1ou]

Thanos has what is called Defiant Syndrome that makes him look different.

[@spongebob8157]

@@Johnny3Batony bro its a fictional character eYE-

[@Spoonom]

If it wasn't for her Thanos would have grown up to be a good dude

[@mxshl_7822]

Damn it death

[@winliestephanielangi9391]

Chloe Gilson nah her mother saw what he was going to do, his destiny

[@nahianreza687]

Yeah thanos could have joined the avengers

[@cancelcancel6613]

nahian reza There's a Thanos comics where he joined the avengers

[@carnage8958]

I am inevitable.....

[@DISCOMBOBULATED_BEANER]

Thanos is cursed with knowledge thats why in the movie he knew who stark was and said "you're not the only one cursed with knockledge".

[@blackirontarkus3156]

*knowledge

[@homexide]

WHY DID YOU SPOIL IT

[@ambre4144]

Dekarai and Glory beyblade and nerf Thanos says they in Infinity War which came out a year ago

[@ducka7101]

@@homexidehe's talking about Infinity War not endgame... If you're here and havent watched Infinity War then go do it!

[@homexide]

I did mb

[@auntari2d803]

From a scientist, to a Mad Titan... To a farmer.

[@Obi_Gorn]

What a legend

[@alifiakhairunnisa8368]

R.I.P Farmer Thanos.. Died for no reason Did not expect to get 20 likes Edit 2: 19 + 1 (me)= 20 Edit 3: 25 LIKES?!?!? Edit 4: 32 LIKES!?!??! Edit 5: 36 LIKES?!?!??!?

[@caska.7497]

I'm so mad they didn't make thanos dress up as a farmer.

[@zaracoomaraswamy7179]

Lol

[@GeluThePurcelu]

Lol

[@josephdinh2253]

Thanos: I’ve killed hundreds of people, at first I thought it was for for the sake of science, but now I know I just enjoy seeing the deaths of others. Thanos’ Mom: weird flex but ok

[@audreyn1996]

Joseph Dinh thonos

[@tigershark8867]

T H O N O S

[@manny251000]

*odd flex but okay

[@Deception316]

Thotos

[@damianalfaro8479]

1000th like 🤠

[@SpaceLegends]

Thanos: I vow to never kill again Also thanos: kills half the universe in one snap

[@lala-chan6311]

Sbeve

[@DesperateDawggo21]

*snaps fingers again destroys the other half of the universe*

[@cloroxbleach7377]

terronosis 14 that means everyone would die including Thanos

[@testedalexthegreat1759]

@@DesperateDawggo21 No he would kill a quarter then half of a quarter and so on.

[@DesperateDawggo21]

@@cloroxbleach7377 yeah i meant that thanos wanted to die cause he said he won't kill anyone again

[@quedynpickens81]

literally thanos life story is so dark like if they made a movie about him it would be horror and most likely be rated R

[@theaveragecomment1014]

True

[@rld8258]

I'd watch it

[@angeL_ocracy]

Honestly why haven't they already made a movie about him?

[@deathsata5115]

So dark, are you sure it wasn't from the DC universe?

[@rygdoomed442]

Thanos : The Origins i want to see this happen

[@dawtsung78]

*Thanos was a good kid until that Girl*

[@Darthvader-vdr]

Well that girl is laid death I just know something what if the avengers go back in time and they kill here as a teenager but I know like Bruce said if you change something from the past it would effect the future but yeah I wonder what was the live action thanos life as a kid and teenager as

[@refutable2026]

What happens to half of us men

[@dpking2008]

Exactly

[@cancincon3979]

Like Anakin Skywalker and Palplatine

[@Remo1147]

Lady death

[@Mia-ue8pi]

And this, is how Thanos went from a raisin to a grape.

[@darknessjgb5481]

A Random Person #hilarious

[@stickytoes9230]

You mean an angry grape?

[@excitedmilk6046]

MCU Thanos: *Uses logic and reasoning to justify wiping out 50% of all life* Comic Thanos: *Tries to impress girl*

[@amjackson2115]

*creature We refuse to accept she’s one of us.

[@Rossoneri4kt]

You can tell you only watch the movies

[@amjackson2115]

Honestly, don’t know too much. This just popped into recommendations and got curious.

[@sybellachard3723]

In MCU he was like a great general and that guy in the corner of every classroom who has plans for the whole universe melted in one bald grape and in comic version he's kind of a jerk. Killing random ppl just because he likes doing this (and for some chick without the anthenas)? I don't buy it -,-

[@amjackson2115]

Yea, the part with him being more so obsessed with her was a big stretch.

[@static9416]

i though he was a mutated grape

[@subswithoutanyvideos-dw3jw]

Abdul Vids yeah that they tried to do surgery on but messed up

[@shapetick4096]

stupid

[@chippysmol5178]

@@shapetick4096 *WHOOOOSH* Do you hear that???? That's the sound of the joke going over you're head!!!

[@shapetick4096]

@@chippysmol5178 I was joking stupid

[@imbheny]

@@chippysmol5178 there is no wooosh you fucking dumbass

[@clairew4829]

"Thanos stood out to his peers due to his appearance and was reminded of it everyday" bro, same.

[@Billy-tn3ft]

Claire W “story of my life”

[@TaeringYT]

Congrats you just made my day

[@triborg7919]

*AlL tHe OtHeR kIdS wItH tHe PuMpEd uP kIcKs*

[@星星-c8u]

*gOnna RuN thAT ruN, OutRuN mY guN*

[@thelastavenger1710]

Tri borg facts u so smart bro

[@ruthenian.wisdom]

No

[@Lionbossgoku]

All the other kids with infinity stones

[@nate9968]

Tri borg omfg 😂😂🔥🔥

[@flux3636]

Let’s all just agree that they would have won that fight in infinity war if star lord didn’t start punching Thanos

[@manuelalbertoromero9528]

Even Thor would agree with you.

[@asamitakafan123]

no they wouldnt have

[@Wienerspleener]

Lina and why would that be?

[@wisdom6133]

Then we wouldn't have ENDGAME 😉

[@taweratrinder]

I was so fcking pissed with him 😅😅

[@doktorj4k4lkee]

Death: *makes Thanos an intellectual murderous psychopath* Thanos: *falls in love with Death* Death: *denies Thanos' love* Death: *falls in love with Deadpool* Thanos: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@tombom420]

The Diamond Knight fuck yes this comment

[@billykranberry6077]

Accurate

[@cloverklee]

Lmaoooo

[@charlesgraham9809]

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH

[@robloxislife381]

Lololol

[@aysuu9477]

Nobody : Baby Thanos : Rhodes : ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )

[@vonkeizergaming9257]

Wow

[@vonkeizergaming9257]

Lol

[@shade08538]

Ays De Leon 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@srpskikrizar5856]

first of all that's horrible

[@Aqwwp]

Srpski križar it’s thanos

[@yxmeen3068]

WELL, you know what they say. A mother's instinct is always right.

[@mysticalmarowak2493]

Loool

[@lolmega9715]

Lol

[@benmoon575]

(Mom sees this commet) mom:SEEE?!?! Me: *sigh*

[@mysticalmarowak2493]

STEVAN UNIVERSE lol

[@yxmeen3068]

STEVAN UNIVERSE 😂😂

[@ElectricDeLion]

Rip my boy thanos, he fell for a T H O T

[@deanthy3rdofengland96]

William Isaacson dont forget about the T H O T astic4

[@chef185]

The struggle is real

[@lemarioisom6100]

And the X-Men

[@angeloabbatiello4755]

ElectricDeLion Death: Mother of Thots

[@GRasputin91]

ElectricDeLion A what?

[@seulgi2983]

comic thanos looks scarier than mcu thanos

[@DarksaberForce]

He cameo in the first movie looked the best.

[@zaky4127]

@Hassan Syed but there will be better villians

[@Blackheart616-g7t]

Because the Comic Thanos got a purple skin while the MCU Infinity War first look trailer Thanos got a pink skin like a penis.

[@marrokraff998]

Mcu is a kiddy version of the real Marvel Comics

[@AyeshSilva-e7e]

Mcu is PG13

[@silentddog2944]

Nobody: Thanos: I G O T M U R D E R O N M Y MIND

[@Ian856]

Thanos didn’t mean to shoot him, he just caught him by surprise.

[@cheezeburger9897]

@@isaiah4887 he just snapped and tony cried 😪

[@deadrabbitscd3198]

Hhhhha

[@idontcaresir]

*_Mass Genocide on my mind_*

[@kamrrunntv6635]

@@Ian856 😂😂

[@sujithmudunuru6037]

stark: You know me thanos: You are not the only one cursed with knowledge stark: My only curse is you

[@ancientdevil7186]

He’d be pissed to know Deadpool and Death are screwing.

[@TJ-of7ji]

Cum powered robot wait are they for real?

[@thecatalystcruechannel2928]

Until Thanos cursed him with life. Now they can never be together.

[@muditayt3909]

Cum powered robot they have a love triangle

[@ChrisPPotatoIDC]

Well they can still screw even though he can't die right?

[@firedestroyer1519]

A Cat every time Deadpool “dies” he gets to meet her for as long as it takes for him to regrow his brain

[@metblayz3727]

Plot twist: the mom cheated on the father on some purple alien

[@halathhusnee]

Wait is this an endgame spoiler

[@user-uo2sl5us8f]

@@halathhusnee no but ironman and black widow both died.

[@ador0597]

You mean a SKRULL

[@rolandroland148]

@@user-uo2sl5us8f no that's not what happen, LeBron James was iron man and he send thanos to space

[@youneecorncream1045]

Spoiler: Thanos replaced nick fury

[@goob569]

Teacher: so there are 3 chairs and 6 kids, what do you do? Me: Build 3 chairs Thanos: murder half the kids

[@cj4y343]

true

[@captainoblivionthicc1004]

Thanos likes cheap solutions

[@cloverklee]

Lmao

[@charlesgraham9809]

OKAY THATS JUST

[@nektariousz]

Also Thanos: Everything balanced as all things should be.

[@entr3_nou5]

Thanos: hey babe come over, my dad ain’t home Death: Can’t, there’s too much traffic Thanos: **wipes out half of all life**

[@richardjrvlogs]

lol true

[@chariahs36]

(Le gasp)

[@chariahs36]

It's you!! (Bends the knee) Btw I bent the knee cuz of Noobmaster69 over there.

[@entr3_nou5]

@Jamilla's Animal Kingdom strange thing to do but k

[@dot8986]

@@chariahs36 tf la

[@y0ungrexlessd432]

when you realize that iron man and strange didnt travel across the universe to get to titan instead they were in the same solar system

[@TsunaXZ]

It was all along in Saturn's moon "Titan"

[@jorge8596]

@Freedom of Speech bro I knew Titan was Saturn's biggest moon, but when they mentioned it I just assumed it was another Titan. Also, it doesn't make sense that Thanos has such strenght since the gravity on Titan is 1/7.5 the gravity of Earth. Realistically he should be tall and skinny.

[@DeathKingChannel]

The Titan of the movies is a different planet if I'm not mistaken.

[@seza9240]

y0ungrexlessd destiny 2

[@kawolbega3465]

@Kenny Venegas at 2:18, read the second dialogue : "My friend Argos' parents met while on a tour of all sixty-two of Saturn's moons." In our solar system, Saturn has 53 confirmed moons and 9 unconfirmed moons which are awaiting further research. Therefore, the Titan in our world and the Titan that refers to the home 'planet' (technically a moon) of Thanos are one and the same.

[@fahadtherandomguy4981]

Thanos needs a solo movie about his origin

[@akashicvariable]

Yeah, he does, if you know his full origin, you'd understand why.

[@mizanali166]

Manuela Bešenić but some of them ain't that interesting as others so thats kinda a bad idea same with some heroes aswell

[@tyrannicfool2503]

But wouldnt any new movie about thanos be with the "not a phycho" MCU thanos?

[@dreadknot2238]

Thanos is gangster I was cheering him in marvel infinity war

[@politic17]

No thank you

[@hoehunter6991]

Mom of thanos: I could have saved the universe!!! Thanos: reality is often disappointing...

[@sitsia3808]

Red Skull: if only it were that easy..

[@shiv3710]

Ive listened it more carefully than I listen in the class 😐😐😐🤣🤣

[@spleeny_]

Me too Hahaha

[@xenny8907]

EXACTLY I do the same!!!!

[@taweratrinder]

Omg same

[@depipits3295]

Omg me tooo

[@Kate-he8ug]

Your grammar...no...

[@mindstealer8685]

endgame: “why don’t we go back in time and-” *mimes tying a rope around baby thanos*

[@2cutepr]

I just saw the movie now. It.Was.AWESOME

[@Jirka874]

Arlene De jesus trash

[@risingstars3478]

what did that bit mean

[@2cutepr]

@@risingstars3478 wat?

[@genericanimeprofilepic1517]

"First off, that's horrible"

[@King-xx6vz]

So basically Thanos is the Grinch in another universe -.-

[@CTheOnlyJ]

A grinch that was in love with Death

[@callmemudaddy1071]

If the Grinch is green, and Thanos is purple... Shouldn't he be called *_Princh?_*

[@insanitywhiskers694]

@@callmemudaddy1071 Pinch

[@isaiah4887]

King yep

[@caska.7497]

InsanityWhiskers Is that it? Are you..*pIniSh?*

[@noahr3408]

Imagine bullies messing with Thanos in class and he says “that’s it!” Reaches for his backpack and whips out the gauntlet.

[@crusade3035]

Lol

[@yolk6867]

Just turned the bullies into part of the ground.

[@almariotuazon6400]

With all 6 gauntlets

[@misterorigin8087]

Thanos: “You guys are pretty cool. Don’t come to school tomorrow.”

[@StarWarsTheory]

Loving the new channel bro

[@HeroHistory]

Thanks dude!

[@andrewbenson93]

Star Wars Theory you should create a new marvel or dc channel

[@Khallil418]

Wassup Star Wars Theory

[@reychassaigne9004]

Are you the same dude lmao I thought I was on Star Wars theory because of the voice

[@thechosenone2016]

Literally just came from your channel to this one lol

[@hieronymousblack3364]

Basically...he was turned evil because of society, a girl and love. Sounds about right.

[@baayzil97]

he was turned evil because he was never accepted for the good that lies within him. especially by those closest to him.

[@hieronymousblack3364]

Basil Mwera Makokha So true. That shit messes the best of them up.

[@hieronymousblack3364]

lovepeople Hu I know. I am one and have known some awful excuses for human beings... some guys are evil, too though. It's just what it is...humans are innately evil.

[@vandagylon2885]

James Grey Uhhhhhh...No.

[@randomguy1928]

James Grey Like they say love hurts.

[@elliotwoo6127]

I could just imagine friends saying: "Hey THANOS! WANNA PLAY SOME BALL"

[@dawtsung78]

Thanos: I’ll get revenge on what that girl did to me by killing half of the universe Universe: *Who are you???*

[@nashmangwendeza4770]

OLayLordO universe " I don't even know who you are"*

[@rehmatshah8956]

Thanos: I am inevitable

[@kayleee4065]

Not revenge, it was in hopes of attaining her love

[@_34erim]

I thought war machine was in the video to kill baby thanos.

[@jayp1902]

haha i really thought of that scene when i saw baby thanos 😂

[@CTheOnlyJ]

Haha sameeee endgame is my favorite movie

[@ryutorres6484]

its deadpool haha

[@Aidensan11]

Is this an endgame spoiler??

[@_34erim]

@@Aidensan11 no don't worry, just a meme

[@ashaedu1364]

Thanos: I swear to never kill anybody again *A FEW MOMENTS LATER...* Thanos: *KILLS HALF UNIVERSE IN ONE SNAP*

[@Guntobond]

I think Thanos totally deserves his own set of movies!

[@donjuan2001]

I think avengers infinity war pt.2 will see a pretty significant flashback including his upbringing and motives

[@czhefu8950]

@@donjuan2001 that aged well

[@LintyShinobi]

@@czhefu8950 lol

[@aws0meguy699]

@@donjuan2001 sure hope so!

[@orionemperor5319]

Well, based on what is happening now on Marvel, it is better left untouched

[@DJSloth]

"Thanos vowed to never kill again" *Kills half the universe*

[@FirstNameLastName-fm4pn]

Kills have the universe

[@DJSloth]

@@FirstNameLastName-fm4pn lmao didn't notice that typo

[@Sherrine2468]

If he had a real friend who actually cared about him and he had loyal people around him. And he was surrounded by love than he wouldn’t be so evil

[@saanvisharma2081]

Eventually, infinity war could not be possible

[@ov3rkill]

A Disney princess Thanos perhaps?

[@DarthSathion]

Incorrect. As his backstory illustrates he was always evil since birth. No amount of pandering would change his nature

[@ricklee9611]

DarthSathion Exactly,he has the deviant gene,he was never going to flip sides,but what I enjoyed about him was his meticulous attention to detail and his allegorical relationship with death,literally and figuratively

[@lostchromatician1694]

@@DarthSathion How so? Just asking I really want to know

[@fennrau4420]

-Names the channel "Hero History" -First video is about a Villian's history....

[@TheBorderJumper17]

Fenn Rau Was a smart thing to do, gotta follow the trends my friend

[@kingcrimson2843]

Says to never murder again *Then kills 50% of life*

[@kbanghart]

I mean, it kind of works in his twisted brain, if he considers that half already dead. LOL

[@coreybready]

thatidiotdude boi 😂😂😂

[@PungeonMon]

He is being controlled by death itself..

[@ToastersTostadas]

*50% of life appears*

[@omoghosty5777]

*And thats how mafia works*

[@beno2002]

Thanos's Mom: Fails to kill Baby Thanos. Time Traveling Rhodey: Give him to me.

[@DHRUM1L]

Finally found a golden Rodey comment

[@kaneast9340]

Thanos: i swear to never kill any one ever again girl he likes: okay Two weeks later girl he likes : so how was it Thanos:shut up

[@charlesgraham9809]

*HUFF HUFF HUFF* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@drdingo6075]

i keep dying knowing she cheats on thanos for deadpool

[@sleeexs]

Right?

[@thehammurabichode7994]

Devilish Thoughts What. That cannot be cannon...

[@justfriendly7676]

The Hammurabi Chode its not really cheating so much as using but yes. Its cannon

[@edgarrobles3375]

What do you mean

[@edgarrobles3375]

Can yoy explain it to me

[@expotism]

thanos getting played by bad woman is just....... i feel you man

[@lmao9291]

Random Stuff yeah man I feel him too, I always get girls to tell me to kill half the universe for them 😔

[@callmemudaddy1071]

Feelsbadman

[@NarutoUzumaki-pl4bu]

Your pfp suits the comment

[@Miki11U]

Thanos was literally the biggest simp in the universe

[@uwutime827]

HEY CAN YOU SUB TO ME ITS FREEEEE

[@xKade101]

sounds like death was the big bad manipulator in his story how would his life have been different if she had never interfered?

[@Kumar_695]

No that was his nature death was a manifestation it couldve been all in his head he still wouldve done what he did

[@n9nex19]

All the other kids, with the normal skin better run better run, out running my knife...

[@langstonwalker1783]

And all the other kids, with the normal skin better run better run, out run my scalpel

[@hekyu8565]

And then I met the thot that wasn’t really hot wasn’t really hot, outrun my apple.

[@anirbasnoel649]

All the other worlds with their low resources better run, better run, out run my stones. All the other worlds with their low resources better run, better run faster than my snap.

[@joel6055]

@@anirbasnoel649 DAMN. PLANET ROAST. Best one dude. Best one.

[@tamurkhawaja7279]

Should have hit the head, the head but naah you missed, so watch me snap bitch.

[@kbanghart]

I didn't know Thanos was into Hondas? "He experimented on his own accords"

[@joelruvalcaba6282]

I hate you but love you at the same time

[@danmarchamp]

Lmaooo

[@Mykidshistory]

Booooooo

[@EverythingAlwaysGoesMyWay]

@@joelruvalcaba6282 Yooooooooo 😮😮😮😮😮😮 thats crazy.. stg I was just bout to say that

[@bloodmuzzle]

You fucking legend.

[@fallenrecon9148]

Somehow, the mother of Thanos knew the universe would have been doomed if he did not die.

[@Shaquille__Oatmeal_00]

"He never wanted to dissect another living being again" me: HAHAHAAHAHAHA

[@mattbauer3627]

Id like to see a groot movie about him and his relatives and his planet

[@thetoad.1251]

matt bauer me to

[@surajpraveen8284]

I'm groot

[@mattbauer3627]

@ hahahhaha you dick but na they can figure out how to make their language understandable like subtitles or some shit lmfao

[@jacobdiaz9879]

Haha that would be cute

[@SanguineHexx]

The script is leaked If u know what I mean

[@realsuperchanchan]

Thanos needs his own movie

[@pharaohatemiguess4862]

Miss Chantell infinity war

[@lilnomizzasavage9159]

Miss Chantell fax

[@lilnomizzasavage9159]

Extra Spicy omg that was dumb

[@triping4141]

Miss Chantell infinity war

[@thiefofjustice4495]

+James Bell it didn't work with Darth Vadar bc it was executed so poorly, knowing the MCU has a real steady track record it could be done well

[@RAMPYCSM]

Thanos snaps and accidentally kills himself in Endgame

[@nwnbryson2106]

A Person no he dosent

[@Ren-mx9en]

NWN Rugrat r/woooosh

[@jeerochimaru]

@@nwnbryson2106 r/woosh

[@juniorjamal898]

That would be cool Onley the mcu could pull that of

[@masahirosakurai488]

@@jeerochimaru r/wooosh

[@bigpop3170]

He hit puberty hard, he is like the size of hulk now

[@gourav5894]

@Johnny Dinh my love for Jesus so I can protect myself from Sinners like you

[@nol2521]

Johnny Dinh deez nuts

[@cdizzle99z]

He absorbs cosmic energy that contributes to his size

[@klutz3955]

nice.

[@Peanut-Butter-Banana-Rama]

And twice as strong.

[@satyarth5747]

Thanos: i am the most dangerous person Galactus: *laughs

[@zael7292]

thanos with infinity gauntlet>>>galactus

[@aedenabram1927]

Authors of marvel: *laughs

[@ivanherrera7311]

Thanos is stronger than galactus with the stones

[@satyarth5747]

Ivan Herrera in the comics thanos remains in constant fear of galactus, and he is afraid of galactus even with the infinity stones, he predicts that if galactus decides to destroy a planet, nothing can stop him, he is probably the most powerful character of marvel

[@ivanherrera7311]

RANDOM wow ok I didn’t know that thx

[@laidback2719]

All this over iguanas

[@IHTCAU]

Summer2010s 😂

[@emzl]

Summer2010s do u listen to the story

[@IHTCAU]

@@emzl If *YOU* listened you would know the iguanas were part of the reason why he went mad.

[@jeffreyring1347]

Faze_legend 68 did you listen after the lizards killed his friends he killed the lizards and then wasn’t afraid of killing or dissecting this caused him to want to study humans for science and he started enjoying killing them

[@acommenter8905]

Summer2010s lmao

[@wuznab5109]

Me: Thanos why did you eat half of the pie? Thanos: it is equal like all things should be.

[@wizardofharry]

It is sad that Thanos became a war lord, and a murderer. He had a nice personality as a child but was later met with evil.

[@LarryBonson]

thenew 52 crazy how he dissected his own mother and classmates

[@anhdinhlamduc5700]

LarryBonson he used to scare of that but....

[@windghost2]

anh dinh lam duc But then the manifestation of lady death came along and twisted dione into the man we now know as Thanos.

[@wizardofharry]

Yeah it is, when I first heard of him, as we all know our little kid imaginations were always, 'Go good guys, everyone is good!' But when you get older it's more..'Oh wow, did not expect him to be such a villian.'

[@jayabdi4048]

Just for a girl he loves but doesn't love him back *what a fucking idiot*

[@jorikrouwenhorst7220]

poor guy so many good intensions to fall like that

[@tc_48]

*intentions

[@barny-6727]

?????

[@tc_48]

You spelled it wrong.

[@barny-6727]

He just sound like a crazy person or someone manipulated by another person. This is so underwhelming. Cause i can never relate to anything he does

[@tc_48]

Barnabas Lim *sounds :] Also, Thanos be Thanos...

[@ultraseb7839]

be careful who you make fun of in middle school

[@b1ank3d56]

Or else you won’t feel so good

[@hairyhenry97]

I literally created a school shooter 😬

[@_lol.imagine_]

SoggyMcDonaldFry Don't bring back those memories.

[@b1ank3d56]

Cool Beans Hehehehehe

[@Rawringzombies]

Thanos: *vows to never kill again* Also Thanos: *kills half the universe*

[@noneless100]

Did any chance he related to purple dinosaur I saw on tv

[@subsnovidsChallenge-qv3yg]

He is barnys brother

[@sagenoot6758]

*B A R N E Y*

[@slatt674]

You sure you don’t think he isn’t related to the purple teletubbie?

[@subsnovidsChallenge-qv3yg]

@@slatt674 maybe he is a crossbreed

[@slatt674]

1000 Subs no videos Challenge lol

[@celestepeh]

They did surgery on a grape and this was the result

[@brooklynthegreat6367]

no, the grape did surgery on they

[@brooklynthegreat6367]

dead memes are never truly dead in my heart

[@HeroesNStuff]

wow. what an interesting story. You are a great storyteller.

[@HeroHistory]

Thank you!

[@tionneray8262]

Hero History Name of the song at 4:07? the link in the description won't work

[@stormguard325]

The part where teenage Thanos draws creatures in his notebook is something I can relate to. I’ve had my love of drawing since elementary school.

[@Nicholas_Chen_]

Doesn't sound like a born evil villain, but shaped by the society to be one.

[@ggt47]

Nicholas Chen ...yes...

[@tiddymobgoon]

Looked like a monster.... Treated like a monster.... Became a monster

[@Fauxpikachu]

That would be wrong as well. Had those kids not made the assumptions they did after the cave, Death would have had her way with Thanos regardless. Remember, he enjoyed the killing not because it was proving something but because he simply developed a liking to it. The whole "Looks like a monster, treated like a monster, becomes a monster" thing is the farthest thing from the truth here. He simply looked like a monster and Death made him one.

[@naoekanetsugu1697]

He was shaped by Death herself, Thanos probably would've been a successful scientist, maybe still with a loss of emotion for life, but he definitely would've turned out differently if Death hadn't intervened.

[@commentcopbadge6665]

If only he had Harry Morgan to raise him.

[@xanman420]

soo.. he fell in love with death? literally and metaphorically?

[@valon5069]

Sand-r yes

[@darthvader-gf2po]

Yep

[@thanos610]

Yes

[@og_loud5712]

yes

[@rahmanmoncatar9675]

Yes literally and probibly metaphorically

[@kingharlinhenderson6445]

that whole time Thanos has been manipulated by a sociopath(mysterious girl) not knowing her motives... explains why he did all the killings smh

[@mattbauer3627]

Thors sister goddess of death ? Is that what their reffering too ?

[@emmanuelmateo-morales6808]

@@mattbauer3627 1. No. In 616 and the actual Norse Mythology, Hela is LOKI'S KID (or apparently ALLEGEDLY Loki's child in 616). 2. No. He's attacking about Mistress Death, a cosmic entity of multiversal proportion who's at least a couple of tiers above Hela's power class and her importance to the operations of reality. Let me put it to you this way: Hela's theme and motif is death... while Mistress Death IS death.

[@trevorphilips9065]

@@mattbauer3627 Thanos is not in love with anyone in the MCU.

[@gauthamravivarma3686]

She is a psychopath not a sociopatg

[@HHpotatoes]

Now that line.. "You're not the only one cursed with knowledge" Hits different

[@RamielEdits]

0:00 thanos: *breathes* boi.

[@SneedFeedAndSeed]

*Learn to identify a joke*

[@TheeNero]

@Pez *woosh intensifies*

[@taryncornish7673]

Is that a gow 4 reference

[@kamith3984]

Pez r/wooooosh

[@emmanuelmateo-morales6808]

MCU Rona: YOU CALLED ME BOI! XD

[@TheTheThe_]

Moral of the Story : NEVER TRUST A THOT!

[@henry7001]

Official Yeetaman This is indeed a copied comment.

[@MegaDiscoZombie]

or death itself

[@thedarkwolf6967]

The more like. You treat someone like a monster, they will become a monster.

[@jimmyperkins97]

Saltinator 3000 comments aren't copyrighted dumbass

[@jimmyperkins97]

Saltinator 3000 you're implying it

[@latiuwu]

did he learn how to snap fingers lmao

[@TXRager]

Fakesecret RBLX watching the Addams family as a kid.

[@adeebzayan4689]

Thanos to mom : you should have aimed for the head

[@AB-wm6hp]

Would Thanos be a good guy if he never met the girl?

[@marshmelon8615]

Probably not a good guy, but not a villain. I feel like his mother would eventually cause him to turn and begin doing twisted experiments. Hell, he could've even started with the murder of his mother as the reasoning behind it was the mother trying to kill Thanos.

[@l0ki345]

Final Buster um yes

[@narbar7376]

Yep

[@waltariot]

Isn’t she the physical manifestation of death?

[@bandithimself6841]

Final Buster yes

[@akshatghoshal6098]

Geez, Thanos had a tough life. He became a villain because he was always treated like one

[@MariaReyes-jq2zq]

no cause the girl told him to go to the cave

[@Hahahasuiiiii]

Akshat Ghoshal nah mah boi fell for a *t h o t*

[@PancakeLizard710]

This would make a great movie.

[@aquamarine8157]

Pancake Lizard for real

[@Aivottaja]

Ugh..not really. I felt this cheapens Thanos a lot. He was already a Darkseid knock-off. This lame origin story doesn't help.

[@panchonchis]

Aivottaja WHAT THE FUCK

[@koolkid.7552]

Aivottaja DC fanboy stfu.

[@Aivottaja]

Um..it's readily admitted that they ripped off Darkseid on purpose. How are you surprised?

[@WilliamHaywardPainter]

That little baby Thanos panel popped into my mind when Rhodey mentions him in Endgame :P

[@crictonites9978]

i honestly sympathized with him. He had honourable reasons even though i do agree that his ways of getting there weren't... that good. But also his wish of just living a calm farm life made me happy.

[@martillodelajusticia7211]

Goddammit Kira Yoshikage

[@sakurasweet5625]

Oh yeah I cried when he died the first time. He would’ve just been a simple, humble farmer living alone and content.

[@crictonites9978]

@@sakurasweet5625 rigght

[@chelseastevens9553]

@@sakurasweet5625 ironically I was nearly crying when he died the second time. Seeing the way he looked as everything unraveled was heartbreaking. I know he's the villain, and I don't like him per se, but imagine the feeling of losing everything you've spent so much time working for. Good or evil, that hurts. I don't agree with him, but I do respect thanos as a character

[@crictonites9978]

@Donald J. Trump ☑️ lowkey agree but if a person really doesn't want any endgame spoilers they shouldn't be watching these kind of videos

[@IsabelTilao]

If only Xavier born when thanos was just a child he could join the xmen.

[@oulhadjouldsaadi9978]

Yeah

[@stevenbass5519]

It could of saved him...

[@wummer9030]

From a potential scientist to a person that will kill anyone in his path just to gain the infinty stones

[@yuvvarajkhantharuban6564]

Remember,. Dr. Strange watched the "Endgame" 14,000,605 times. He didnt spoil any of it. BE like Dr. Strange.

[@stormy8386]

William Ferguson bruh he didn’t spoil it IW came out a year ago

[@B_assMan.Archive]

You know the "Crazy Ex-girlfriend" meme from the 2010s or so right. Well, Marvel has been keeping one themselves since 1973, and right, it's Thanos.

[@fuckoffdavid2269]

lol she cheated bruh 💀

[@dani-rl9rk]

Hallelujah Lamb with a fucking grape

[@ianhackzofficial313]

okhihivad

[@logannaraine7952]

Man I actually feel bad for thanos.