THAT CRAZY 💀

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[@Bucket-Monkey]

The CIA couldn't torture that information out of me.💀

[@EnergeticSpark63]

hey

[@jackinbox2056]

XDDDD this got me

[@josephm8292]

😂😂😂

[@nameless_13]

That’s enough internet for today

[@GooberWhoop]

That’s enough internet for the rest of my life

[@theman2699]

Yeah…

[@GameOver-mv2kx]

yeah...y...maaaah

[@bronanabros2081]

I’ve seen and heard worse

[@SHREK_DRIP06]

yea im going 2 touch grass

[@Tajworks]

Bro Went WAY To Far... 💀

[@PCV_Dawg]

Real

[@GamerTVR]

Bro you’re like 8 💀💀💀

[@rosemaryzamorano1619]

​@@GamerTVRbut at least he has a lot of subs

[@That_romanian_guy1]

She* not every human has a pole there are holes too yk? Like thats how u were made

[@CoCAinE4kIdzz]

​@@That_romanian_guy1 that nga has a pole not a hole 💀

[@kxpenhagen]

Bro, you had 15 girls PLUS the homies and still did it with the damn squid 😭✋️

[@miroe1157]

Never know, Maybe he was ghosted by the 3 he had for whatever reason or they just kept playing with his heart and never gave him action. Probably both if you know how middle/high schooler brains function.

[@ThehelpIess]

@@miroe1157. they wouldn’t have to have given him action bc their 15 and underaged s*x is gross 😭

[@circclegd6710]

@@ThehelpIess search "age of consent in Europe" friendo

[@Aajd549]

none of the girls would've smashed

[@kindofagod7]

You had 15 options and fumbled all of them lmao

[@Kadanimal]

Fr 😂😂

[@misterlion4700]

For a squid😭😭😭

[@LooneyBinVR]

He had 16 and bagged one then bagged it again before burying it

[@isameserah161]

what were the options edit: oh it was the girls, thanks for replying !

[@misterlion4700]

@@isameserah161 the girls

[@gajab714-u7y]

Do not let bro cook again 💀

[@deaddeer7179]

Bro doesn't want to cook it bro he likes it raw 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@nyxellationzitchyballs]

​@@deaddeer7179 SOBBING

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa_a]

dont let bro microwave again

[@MonsterZero5001]

He wouldn’t cook….he would use it in other ways…

[@83ATwo]

​@@deaddeer7179😂

[@gneu1527]

You had 15 girls and yet you still did it to squidward's cousin.

[@Finn-collins]

Wow fax

[@zach_melik]

Technically, Squidward is actually an octopus, but yeah.

[@thatonecommie8351]

RIP Squilliam

[@hanfiyafrin427]

😂

[@Sillybillyedits6000]

​@@zach_melikhow tf is SQUIDward a octopus? Like why is that believable?

[@yiotzu]

zoophilia and necrophilia at the same time is bonkers😭

[@nothingness653]

LOL

[@ammoknight2064]

Combo!

[@SxarsFade24]

Didn't even think about it like that but yeah...dude had sex with a squid. A dead one at that...

[@youreadmychannelname]

Necrobeastiality

[@DaDuckfr_____]

2× XP

[@surplus_kato]

And everyone wonders why Squidward is so pissed off all the time

[@aidencanfield4649]

Holy fuckin shit LMAO

[@tempesto7559]

Nah what fuck lmao 🤣

[@HankHill1998]

Dale what the hell.

[@surplus_kato]

@@HankHill1998 give me my lawn mower

[@CARAMELLO-]

BROOOO NO 😭

[@alexisbaker578]

Bro tf the Japanese Yakuza and the Mexican cartel combined could not torture this information out of me.

[@DanielSolares-p2x]

Hey it's the Mexican cartel

[@alexisbaker578]

@@DanielSolares-p2x Oop 💀

[@Eclipsavivi]

​@@DanielSolares-p2xoh..

[@prithvimohankumar4214]

​@@DanielSolares-p2xi fucked a dead squid im sorry

[@The_Really_Legit_Levi_Ackerman]

This is what twitter is for

[@KingstonRockbuddy]

bro im genuinely scared💀

[@cutecat6095]

Me too wtf 😂😂

[@KonstantinosTopouzidis]

Even Satan is terrified of this shit bro 💀

[@lorenzoerrigo520]

💀

[@jinathosain9751]

Yeah 💀💀

[@xilox.9903]

Not even satans wants bro💀

[@insomnion3892]

satan has to ask god to make the 10th circle for this mf

[@_idk_1538]

💀

[@komandantone7016]

Bro had 15 girls to choose but he chose squidward💀

[@GYMRAT2010]

Bro💀

[@Starkitty11]

NAH 💀

[@jellyAn6930]

I mean, he ain't the first to do the Tortellini 💀

[@Starkitty11]

@@jellyAn6930 WHAT 💀

[@martinezseymore3007]

@@jellyAn6930🫵🏾💀

[@AmeerahGarcia]

not even batman could get this information out of me 😭

[@anastasiadudette706]

Not only batman the entire justice league

[@K1NGALPH4]

Batman??? Try Darkseid nobody could pry this info from me

[@AverageReader._.]

They could give me veritaserum and I still wouldn't tell them that

[@bookedroomer]

Not even cia water boarding me would get me to say this out loud

[@Xenx3ss]

Same.

[@Enmu.the.train.demon0]

The squid did not die for that 😭🙏

[@ad_rash]

bro went too damn far 💀

[@Lynnywhereuat007]

You think?!!!

[@younesfilali4562]

wtf I had my sound turned off and was watching the cooking but this my out of nowhere started talking that he almost wanted to impregnate a butter stick💀

[@firelightningdragon7932]

How was it even a perfect shape 🤔 I mean how did she measure it 😅

[@vic-lk2in]

​@@firelightningdragon7932 *he

[@hammerhead9439]

​@@firelightningdragon7932its a guy not a girl

[@blockyboyy]

Nah bruh, batman could NOT get this shit outta me

[@Dr.Cheese.]

Fr💀

[@sugma69420]

Enraged goku could NOT get this shit outta me💀

[@firelightningdragon7932]

Dont lie , we all know you couldnt keep anything from batman 😅😂

[@jaycehakizimana2977]

@@firelightningdragon7932nah bro I’m taking this one to my grave

[@blockyboyy]

@@firelightningdragon7932 there's this little thing called "the easy way out"

[@arcadecollie8957]

The CIA, batman, the cartel, and the yakuza with all their joint effort couldn't get that information out of me.

[@BigP18]

Theyre all run by the same people anyway

[@mateipopusoi-vlad1173]

@@BigP18 Batman did NOT sacrifice for this

[@shakaalnico6842]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm falling over laughing 😂😂 this is the 1 example of 'I will take this ro my grave'😂😂😂😂

[@ivywalker7989]

Hahaha same id take it to my grave lol

[@Hamburgerhelperisagiantglove]

Silence, I can tell you use tumblr based off of your pfp. ​@@BigP18

[@hello-46]

PETA doesn’t even know what to attack this guy for💀

[@harryharrison8301]

The people at PETA would literally explode if they read that reply

[@pathetastysnakk]

The CIA couldn't waterboard this information out of me 💀

[@RobertBurton-s2x]

This the most underrated comment I have seen

[@crazygrapescrazy]

Frr

[@bearycute7642]

Literally

[@cheetxh6831]

Gonna need Chinese water droplet torture to get this shit outta me

[@GhostlyVR_YT]

Ong

[@Yokaigirl134]

that info would go to the grave with me

[@JustinMitchell-u5n]

me to

[@danul__2]

@@JustinMitchell-u5ntoo*

[@maddie6321]

But the squid went to the grave for it

[@mustafagani1909]

Don’t squids have a VERY sharp tooth?

[@danul__2]

@@mustafagani1909 💀💀

[@Nivekl-fi3ik]

Few years later scientists think they found a new spices💀

[@IcxnicalForxvxr]

Species* not spices

[@cantob7859]

Bro said spices💀

[@madelynyeo7385]

Lol

[@I.lovepeoplebuthatepeople]

​@@IcxnicalForxvxrHow you know he not taking about spice 💀💀💀💀

[@firelightningdragon7932]

​@@cantob7859who would cook with that 😅😂

[@ImInsideYourHome]

The squid did NOT die for this 💀

[@yohanzie1521]

Ong bro 😭

[@Flaggerz]

Imagine being a squid and watching a teenager deposit their hormones in your dead body 💀

[@combustiblelemon-up8sn]

real somebody grab his reboot

[@raiders4life]

@@combustiblelemon-up8snbet

[@irgendwas2589]

He tuned into a squirt

[@Waverly_ppl]

Bro really did it. Intrusive thoughts told him that “game was game.”

[@Daily_short_machine]

And my man passed out? That beating mustve been diabolical😭🙏🙏

[@strxwberry222]

STOP ITTT 💀💀

[@somedaysoon9551]

CEASE AND DESIST 💀💀💀

[@squarelover01]

LMAOOO

[@GodAtDribblingMitoma]

💀💀

[@luket1017]

He couldn’t even make it out the kitchen either!! Diabolical can’t even describe this, no words in the English vocabulary can describe this 💀💀

[@heyitsmatt2531]

Archeologists bouta be confused as hell In 200 years Edit: I’m not talking about bones😂

[@DINO_NUTZS]

💀

[@MaxBertrand-ew1zh]

☠️

[@teresawebb7202]

Yeah 💀

[@LIL_ATOM]

💀

[@Myka_Aria]

💀💀💀

[@Racstacko]

At least bro didn’t clean it and let his parents cook😂

[@goobslmao]

UNDERRATED COMMENT

[@Ur_Local_Royale_High_Fan_Lala]

😨

[@aadenfoutch8011]

I fr thought thats where it was going

[@TheNameTag]

The mom about to coke the squid: Babe, this smells weird. Kinda squidy! The dad: it's a squid it's supposed to smell like squid The mom: Oh, your right The kid:💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️

[@Sovietunionstrawberry]

There Was 15 Girls But You Chose Squidwards cousin😭🤚

[@BeanDev1]

imagine some archeologist finding it like 5000 years in the future and having to think why the heck is there human nut in a squid outside of water

[@drewsmith4317]

Yeah, if it was inside water I’d understand 😂

[@ShreyaJaiswal-bq9uu]

I was thinking the same.

[@thebest4594]

wait WAIT you just gave me an idea so you know how we can clone things from a group of their cells \ imagine if in the future, squids were extinct, then they found a magicly preserved carcus in a backyard(wouldnt be preserved nor still the backyard i know) but then they take it to a lab and are like" yay we can restore an entire species!" and now you have a terrfing squid human combo just... chilling

[@hanjisnug]

@@thebest4594what that would be so crazy 😭😭

[@shitsaac]

What would be even worse is if that is the only proof that he existed

[@Eli_InTheRedRobes]

Squidward did NOT die for this shit 😭😭😭‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💀💀💀

[@Yellowguy0619]

He's an octopus, not a squid

[@sarawyatt9242]

@@Yellowguy0619 his name is squid word squid is in his name

[@Yellowguy0619]

@@sarawyatt9242 but he's canonically an octopus in the show

[@brutpenta]

​@@Yellowguy0619Octopussy

[@LoanShark_totallyreal]

​@@Yellowguy0619"um actually he's an octopus"- 🤓 like holy fucking penis shut up

[@luket1017]

Bro is sharing this 💀 this man’s secrets could probably collapse governments 😭😭

[@ShuaibFB]

That one last short before bed:

[@NicolasGerosa]

Real💀💀💀

[@humble._juvi268]

How is this scary?

[@NicolasGerosa]

@@humble._juvi268 it’s not scary it just weird

[@humble._juvi268]

@@NicolasGerosa i dont see how its bad to watch before bed tho

[@NicolasGerosa]

@@humble._juvi268 no that is not what he means he means that he is done with KZbin like as he is losing brain cells

[@thunderwormgacha2926]

The poor fucking Squid bro didn’t die for this…but also I cannot Contain my laughter☠️

[@Kasandra_Christina_777]

Same 😂💀

[@sink1959]

Nono you got your words mixed up Its: The poor bro fucking squid

[@STXRNASA]

The FBI would never get me to say that💀

[@Minposu123]

So you take advantage of innocent squids dead body...

[@citlalivillegas9298]

My exact thoughts 🙁🙁🙁

[@im_a_idiotnctzen5191]

Nah when they said ‘get rid of the evidence’ I genuinely was scared that he was gonna eat it

[@EmsyR6]

bro fr

[@MINECRAFT-gr5lq]

The other story of this he had cooked it for his parents

[@Trillioncapo]

The squid died a second time that night (he donated the squid his ink)

[@astropond5081]

Man took squid game literally.

[@Us-Navy]

Game for that squid

[@farissaad6612]

lol

[@ordinarystranger6667]

LMAO 💀

[@Yellowguy0619]

212, Han Mi Nyeo in a nutshell. (Yes, I'm an actual Squid Game fan.)

[@dionte300]

Lord give me strength 💀😂😂😭😂

[@bennyboy6905]

Never let bro cook again 💀 💀 💀

[@EnergeticSpark63]

hey

[@Russell-vq6ux]

​@@EnergeticSpark63-🗿

[@EnergeticSpark63]

@@Russell-vq6ux hey

[@Russell-vq6ux]

@@EnergeticSpark63Can you see the radiant light? Can you hear the beautiful chant?

[@Splattack123]

the squid died twice

[@kpl1221]

imagine that moment flashes right before you die 💀💀💀

[@dannyakins8742]

Then you KNOW FOR SURE you're going to Hell

[@luket1017]

Bro felt that squid in his hand and couldn’t even make it out the kitchen 💀💀

[@k4zj]

“stop playing with your food” at a whole another level

[@miriammateo9038]

Stop I’m crying😂

[@notasqurril5862]

This information would have NEVER ABSOLUTELY NEVER left my mouth 😭😭😭

[@Zennomm]

Neither did it leave the squid

[@rey_number1]

@@Zennomm😭😭😭💀💀💀

[@melanietorres738]

Technically, he typed it

[@Spamton_G_Spamton2.49Kromer]

Dawg, you couldn't leak the group chat to get this information outta me 💀

[@aidencanfield4649]

Ong

[@Donny5Figures]

Bro became the deep 💀

[@johnnypalmer7350]

Even the butter idea is weird asf

[@luket1017]

Nah bro look sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do but bro a squid, he couldn’t even make it out the kitchen, and he passed out!! Bro is the most devious diabolical human to walk on this planet 😭😭

[@Russell-vq6ux]

​@@luket1017 That would be such a waste of food

[@culturedmonster5518]

Not only is bro not allowed to cook again- he is banned from the kitchen entirely.

[@lkhdmrtn]

nah, he's just banned from the refridgerator

[@GdKub1k]

Gordon Ramsay gonna end him 💀

[@justpleate]

"S- Squidward?... Wha- what happened?..."

[@loading4345]

not squidward😭 u people in the comment are damm too creative 💀

[@JaidenMonkey]

I--i i died and got fucked then came back to live👌🏾 thats why my ink is white👍🏾

[@Approved_Rain]

Not bro violating Squidward like that☠️💀

[@Redspytotallynotinthebase]

My boy did not die for this

[@zyxoverhere]

Even his FBI agent disowned him after this

[@khronoscythe]

I would say "who let bro cook", but bro didnt even cook it He came in it

[@TiredAuthor]

I dropped my phone when I herd “squid”

[@Cardi2510]

IM TRAUMATIZED💀

[@jacklloyd864]

I thought when he said I had to dispose of the evidence he was gonna eat it 💀💀💀

[@engineergaming3119]

💀💀💀

[@Vedant1101]

I mean it would taste pretty good if u ask me😅

[@kylieschanelbag7180]

That'd be even worse 😭💀

[@Vedant1101]

It would taste pretty good if you ask me 😋

[@iforgoree]

I hope he would at least add seasoning

[@switchblade880]

At least the squid wasnt alive 🤷‍♂️

[@NeseotAlt]

That makes it even dirtier...

[@haurinori]

that's worse.

[@FrankNagy-u1o]

You mean it's a shame

[@TOTALLY_NOT_AN_NPC]

Sadly

[@ambatucoom]

@@haurinori it’s fucked up but it is NOT worse my guy 😭

[@Rei_space]

Squidward Got violated with this one 😂😂😂

[@TheWarhawkandtheiowa]

No wonder he’s always in a bad mood

[@Sewer_rat2890]

Nah the U.S. government couldn't torture this information out of me 💀

[@Lou_animates]

Do NOT tell this man about splatoon 😭😭😭

[@definitelynot9510]

Inklings are kids 😭

[@Vaderfreeman12]

@@definitelynot9510 This mf would go “even better”😭

[@PokaBH]

He dont care

[@squarelover01]

BROOOO 😭😭😭

[@lightningjadejavier]

Bro pulled a necrophilia and zoophilia, DON'T add pedophilia too 😭

[@JJGarcia2300]

My man had 15 people to do it with and he said damn squidward be looking damn fine today💀💀😭

[@gtgcryrq]

you can not torture that info out of me

[@ImJonasCortez]

We ain’t hearing bro out on this one 💀💀

[@whoischamae]

I genuinely started crying the first 30 seconds in.

[@cybersantics5092]

The way my jaw dropped when I realized he did that to a SQUID and not a piece of butter 😭😭😭 I don’t think I’ve seen a plot twist like this in a long time that genuinely made me gasp out loud, like hand covering mouth and all 💀

[@dymondsonny3990]

Buddy said he awoke naked in his kitchen deep in a squid... bro got possessed by the demon of lust

[@1tsMagika1]

i am gonna pretend i did not just hear that

[@camerontroscianiec5320]

"A banana? Some kind of melon? Left overs that somehow had a hole? Nah, he couldn't be that down ba-"

[@Us-Navy]

“Batman you know what I’m gonna do to that thing”

[@wetmimikyu]

​@@Us-Navy"No joker thats an animal😟😟"

[@gamingytjeffree611]

​@@wetmimikyu there's no rules for dead animals batman

[@ammonalldredge3495]

Bro you couldn't waterboard this information out of me, tf 😭

[@wolfrum2736]

North Korea could not torture this information out of me bro 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@donutbobiah]

No way a squid got violated💀💀💀

[@BINGAZI]

Bro even Hitler, Genghis Khan, and Napoleon can't take an information like that from me 💀

[@stocking_1]

"when i was 15" made me realize it's gonna be crazy af

[@Gr0undXero]

"The warm squid" 😭😭😭😭

[@JazzyJake4]

You had Squidward playing your clarinet? 😅😂

[@GdKub1k]

No way 💀

[@GdKub1k]

Underrated

[@RheannaStandingBear-]

Lmfao good one!

[@MAGFUR716]

Even the devil was not prepared for this💀

[@SniperStormKekoa]

Yeah, I wasn't. Lmao.

[@coolguy5133]

At least it wasn't an apple pie.

[@Msstrawberry-br5wd]

Not her/him just talking about this while making cookies-💀😭 Edit, OMG I NEVER GOTTEN THIS MUCH LIKES OMFG OMFG THANK YAL SO MUCH 💜💜

[@himawariuzumaki3011]

Did a him without a doubt 😭

[@Quataure]

also obv its a guys story

[@minionkid7816]

Yeah a girl emptied there balls.

[@Zoro4Swords]

How TF a girl gonna put a "D" in a squid? You okay?

[@kip5432]

Local commenters forget trans people exist

[@Its-Raining-Somewhere]

Bro did Squidward filthy 💀

[@The_IRS_on_break]

That's probably how Squidward was born

[@Expectorxy]

@@The_IRS_on_break IM DEADDD

[@thuantuyet7803]

truly a fate worse than death for the squid☠️

[@mega6076]

It was ded

[@fin5887]

@@mega6076 and it had its fate made worse

[@mega6076]

@@fin5887 it's dead☠️

[@ppi0t0rlmao16]

Bro was tryna make a new pokemon 💀😭

[@Shrek_Lover_07]

That squid has more trama then I do😭💀

[@alcahest.]

"Joker... It's an animal! You can't!"

[@takiallahjamai]

"THERE'S NO LAW AGAINST THE SQUIDS, BATMAN"

[@MF_MOON-e9f]

​@@takiallahjamaiNO JOKER YOU CAN'T STOP

[@chisomokonkwo4361]

😂😂😂😂 LMAO

[@GdKub1k]

​​@@MF_MOON-e9fIM GOING TO DO IT BATMAN!

[@walnutwave73]

@@GdKub1kNO JOKER

[@air9710]

Even the demons are terrified of this dude

[@milospuac9715]

Not even FBI would get that information out of me

[@koboldqueen3055]

Why why why why why do you have a whole squid 🦑 in your fucking fridge

[@spec5081]

To cook and eat

[@koboldqueen3055]

@@spec5081 no duh but how do you hide a whole ass squid going missing like that's gotta be a dinner plan and if not how many fucking squids to they have

[@crusaderkaiser2000]

@@koboldqueen3055 that’s my question! “Honey have you seen the squid for tonight’s dinner?” “No, but have you noticed the weird mound in our backyard.”

[@FirstLast-xz4ty]

​@@koboldqueen3055Tupperware

[@The1andonlyIvory]

🦑

[@NLGLightz]

“You are not the father” courts gon go crazy💀

[@SkyGuy760]

Not even batman could get this information out of me

[@xBelingerant]

Ok Mr Copy comments

[@SkyGuy760]

@jackbodner8741 bro it ain't that deep😭😭

[@therealspinningratxd]

When you won't get accepted into hell because you're too evil:

[@OTDinosaurScrubs]

Bro violated a squid and left the body in his backyard that’s wild

[@redbandit9319]

that’s enough internet for today

[@xxscared_rosexx5623]

Not a soul could get this information out of me wtf

[@Naturally3m0]

.......what the..... That's enough internet for today, and it's only 9:40am 💀

[@lonelygay629]

The government could not waterboard this shit out of me istfg 💀

[@LC-bc2gb]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dude for fcking real 😂😂😂😂😂

[@armaniwatson1096]

92.4/100 comment made me laugh and was very true.

[@boogybugg]

not the copied comment, get original

[@IceKnight-jm2pz]

​@@boogybuggtf u mean copied this is from 2 weeks ago the other one was 13 days

[@boogybugg]

@@IceKnight-jm2pz no? the one i saw was way before the top two comments, it got pushed to the bottom

[@DestinedForGreatness-ql6kc]

Bro mated with a squid and is gonna name his child CTHULHU💀

[@harryspringiv2966]

Not even Batman could get that confession out of me.

[@Red_Pikmin]

*Splatoon r34 flashbacks*

[@-CuteEevee]

I can't- i've literally been searching for a single Splatoon comment lmao😭 R.I.P to the poor, innocent Inkling

[@asherisnotonfire4003]

I was about to say as a splatoon player I'm horrified 🥶

[@Addicted2themusic]

Yeah I’m also traumatized

[@Lou_animates]

Is this what happened in Alterna

[@Over_The_SL]

Lmao

[@MrPaki206]

Squidward did not deserve this 😭😭😭

[@Leo-iq9or]

and so Cathulu was born. 😂😂😂