“That’s the Sharpest Suit and Squarest Jaw…” | Dragons’ Den

Former corporate lawyer Rob Hallmark is pitching for investment of £75,000 in return for a 15% equity stake in his male grooming brand Gruhme but will his plans for a Guerrilla brand work out?
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[@traceychalkley9946]

Can't wait for "Arrogance" by Peter Jones's to hit the shelves.

[@Zoe_Langa]

Good one🤣🤣🤣

[@danishatique7247]

😂😂😂

[@tc5290]

When KZbin starts using emoji’s 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@punawelewele]

@@tc5290 That started awhile ago😃😁🤣😂....👋🤪

[@erepsekahs]

😊

[@mindfreak9002]

Clearly Peter didn't like him right from the start when ladies were talking about his jaw line. Lol

[@dopemusic6414]

Exactly.

[@True38]

Peter usually doesn't like anyone. The dots don't necessarily connect.

[@mindfreak9002]

@@True38 He does. infact When peter likes someone he goes out of his way to offer him/her cash. Here he was clearly annoyed from the beginning

[@fox2569]

True He liked that Alex lad with the briefcase/hand bag combo, he liked those snowbox guys, he liked James Cadbury etc quite the opposite: he usually likes them or is neutral so I don’t know what you mean

[@Albimar17]

Narrator: But will Peter Jones enjoy the product? Subtitles: Pizza Jones isn't impressed with the scent of the perfumes. Narrator: Peter Jones is infuriated with the quality and the branding of the product.

[@FlameFlickers]

For a successful multi-millionaire, Peter looked so threatened when they complimented the guy on his well tailored suit and square jawline.

[@RockyDave]

I'M Peter Jones! IT'S ME!

[@scarlettchappendenden9059]

Yep....his ego took a blow.

[@michaelwallden7261]

grow up this is tv action not real

[@maxprofitonemilliongoal229]

6:41 Easy Strategykzbin.info/www/bejne/hYiVh3efa7Z8apo

[@spreadthelove77]

They all have fragile egos in that den.

[@basharstats4482]

Touker and Peter got very jealous of this man 🤣

[@supplanter_j5946]

Touker was harsh af

[@johnowen7302]

Was just gonna say that, ya mate it's so obvious 🙄

[@sadikmeah4057]

Why?

[@chanel113]

Oh especially Touker!! He got all butt hurt

[@CEEEEEEEEENA]

toker looks like a bald potato ofcourse he wud be jealous 😂

[@ProfRoofs]

8:07 Nick is the only Dragon the provides CONSISTENT positive criticism whether he is in or out.

[@chrisvanegmond3157]

Yeah Nick is great.

[@codeXenigma]

He is my favourite. Nice guy, honest without feeling the need to be condensing

[@ishanpednekar6576]

Like Steve in aus

[@epargnepension2262]

Yeah but he's always out, let's be honest, that's just a Jenny with good arguments to say no

[@welephant2013]

Very true. Like he wants everyone to succeed.

[@jimmorrison8203]

Alternative title: “Peter says Johnny Bravo smells bad”

[@takitonamase5683]

nice

[@hackedagain3421]

Don't be rude, it's Johnny Bravo's smell's bad

[@abigailmitchell2198]

Lol 😂

[@Ass_Burgers_Syndrome]

Touker cracks me up with his reactions to anything he smells or tastes.

[@shsavior2505]

the businessman : I have German heritage . Touker why didn't you pick a British name.

[@yankochoynev652]

He is selling in britain, not germany.

[@UskudarVinohrady]

Touker is actually Türker

[@Veeooom]

@@yankochoynev652 and? We buy German cars lol

[@janeclarkson8471]

"English" name!

[@SFan-im2tv]

2:55 Peter's face " -_- I'm not longer the handsomest in this room "

[@OGdadpool]

Also 1:34

[@WinstonBuford]

touker obv most handsome

[@aa4488]

He’s never been handsome, he’s a big poos poos

[@samcerulean1412]

Respect to someone who has the confidence to compete in a market where others haven’t got the guts too

[@originalunoriginal4055]

What do you call the current players in the sector ? Are they not operating, inventing, expanding, diversifying and competing in the industry!

[@samcerulean1412]

@@originalunoriginal4055 I'm talking about small fish vs Big fish in small ponds..

[@NoahMcleany]

You guys can concern yourself with fancy things such as fragrances, my pal Rory and I will still be over here being humble seaweed harvesters

[@avapingbaby]

I'm so mad that I've watched enough of these clips to understand this joke 😂😂😂

[@youtubevanced4900]

Greatest job in the world, harvesting seaweed for Fiona.

[@SpencerGD]

No seaweed, no sales, no profit.

[@moneymaker8815]

This is the comment that'll force me to face my addiction...

[@human1414]

Love some dragons den lore

[@tharcisse7103]

He looks like Mr. Incredible 100%. Especially when Mr. Incredible is in his day job wearing glasses.

[@psycoticbastard]

If Jenny was a Superhero she would be "Outwoman"

[@malkayas1]

Jennyyyyyyyyy

[@sebstillwell9197]

No as bad as James Khan though all he did was say I’m out

[@human1414]

Captain Out

[@shanshan7324]

🤣

[@laurenjwolf]

Peter is bubbling over with jealousy, haahaa

[@abe6816]

Looks like an agent from the Kingsman movie 😅

[@anubusx]

Mr Incredible and Clark Kent.

[@maxprofitonemilliongoal229]

6:41 Easy Strategykzbin.info/www/bejne/hYiVh3efa7Z8apo

[@WaterFlame957]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@commanderkeen3787]

He looks like Colonel Von Steyman, commander of Nazi POW camp #156

[@TheGearsofwar2010]

The only fragrance I want is the sweet, sweet smell of seaweed. Sincerely, A Humble Seaweed Farmer.

[@BenjaminGoose]

Rory?!

[@adamcroft80]

Is this a throwback to the couple who came on with their seaweed snack business?7

[@SpencerBreckify]

Are you still with your wife?

[@ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock]

You've got the best job in the world

[@ryanhulse3791]

Noooo remember it's a seaweed hunter 😉

[@izzycheeks8871]

1:42 “I'm looking for an investment...” *knocks heels together firmly* If that's not the most German thing ever 😂

[@Cypher791]

“You have a sharper suit and a squarer jaw than me and for that reason I’m out!” ✋😐

[@user-fb3lh2qp1s]

the “don’t compare yourself to Apple.” *I would’ve sobbed like a baby.*

[@shamteddy659]

I like this guy. Nicely dressed, calm demeanor, softly spoken, strong pitch. Products look sleek. Hope he does well for the future because someone’s got to knock Hugo Boss and all the others off the shelf.

[@SpaghKing]

None of the guys liked him cause the girls were complimenting him lmao

[@colmwhateveryoulike3240]

I was thinking that with Peter lol. If true, he handled him well when he threw in the compliment about being a good nose. Peter's face lit up lol. Didn't work though.

[@doncorleone9280]

"The girls" lool only Deborah did & she's pushing 70 years old Spaghi...

[@Sam-xw6pl]

Touker was so bizarrely bitter lmao

[@dorothyparkour435]

Not so bizarre. Just look at the guy's full head of hair.

[@dazcam2674]

Well he has a face like a dropped pie..

[@Nashy119]

He's probably seen thousands of these, all the random fragrances they sell at markets.

[@aa4488]

Full head? White guys can’t grow much hair, they recede fast too. Defo not his hair lol

[@apollosndemuweda]

I looove this fella's drive.. Possibly the best pitch I've ever seen! He knows what he's doing!

[@CabbageYe]

I hate when they say "We only need 1% of this trillion dollar industry". Just because 1% sounds like a small percentage it doesn't mean it'll be easy to get there or that you'll get there at all!

[@Lowkeyyshorts]

Rick Dickolous they should be saying 0.01%. That’s way more realistic 😂

[@tharcisse7103]

Whenever a man walks into the den with a clothing or grooming company for men, Touker gets hyper insecure and starts talking like he's Tom Ford.

[@salvadormarcos6772]

I know right, he didn't need to be that bitter with that man tbh

[@commanderkeen3787]

Touker is in the market. Of course he's going to trash a competitor

[@tharcisse7103]

@@commanderkeen3787 Why would a multimillionaire with as much power and connections in the market as Touker, need to trash a comparatively minuscule competitor that's asking for his help? Incredibly hard to believe that these companies are a threat to Touker. If so, they should be pleased that Touker feels so frightened as to berate them. But I doubt that's the case.

[@sl11tenderhand]

​@@tharcisse7103 Touker knows the business and the fella was taking shite

[@tharcisse7103]

@@sl11tenderhand He does it to everyone who walks in there. If everybody who sells men's products are crap, fair enough, but I really doubt it.

[@Ragnar6000]

Dude could be hired by a theme park and dress up as Superman!

[@commanderkeen3787]

Or in an SS uniform with that German background of his

[@victorymansions]

So Gruhme's website currently says 'we will never depart from sensible prices' Selling a reed diffuser for 25 quid, no ta...

[@tosspot1305]

kek

[@aa4488]

A lot of people spend that much on that 💩, I personally find aldis dupes of jo malone do the job. Less than a fiver

[@EarlSquirrelsonn]

Also like the Guerilla marketing concept for it. Brands like Manscaped have done a great job at being different in that way - just a shame their stuff is so expensive.

[@Nocturnalux]

I’ve encountered their ads on podcasts and I agree.

[@alanphysio]

Touker has just launched “office for men”

[@shsavior2505]

Peter's looks tells you what he thinks

[@jarednil69]

Debra flirted in a very professional way! It takes skill to compliment a client without it seeming like a come-on!😄😄😄

[@darryl2542]

I'm always fascinated by Deborah's "nothing on my body I wouldn't put in my mouth" statement. No sunscreen, then, Deborah? No soap? No lotion?

[@edcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpqazwsx]

Maybe she only uses products with natural ingredients.

[@keepingitwild5994]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@aa4488]

She’s irritating

[@eligould774]

I really like nick, he’s always quite fair in criticism

[@cindaren79]

Peter and Touker really came off as petulant, insecure boys. Sometimes I kinda like Peter's arrogance but this was too much.

[@EarlSquirrelsonn]

I think “Gruhme” is actually a really good, smart and sleek name. I’d much rather buy that kind of contemporary, non-beat around the bush brand over a “Smith, Wilson & Co.” old fashioned thing.

[@flutterby6390]

It always feels like when Peter is out there's little chance anyone else will invest.

[@chanel113]

I just noticed Sarah has no neck it’s just the head on her shoulders

[@sarahjones-jf4pr]

chanel 113 Ha Ha noticed that a while ago,strange is it not!

[@MushroomMamaa]

I think she does her neck like a turtle. Brings it down and forward when she’s concentrating which doesn’t help. Reminds me of Humpty Dumpty

[@bc5197]

Who cares, she's still gorgeous

[@sarahjones-jf4pr]

@@bc5197 whatever floats your boat!

[@shy_sorai_vlogs]

Aw! At least he still has his looks

[@yagovich8473]

Women: 'Sharpest suit and squarest jaw I've ever seen' 'You look like a Marvel character' 'Is it Mr. Incredible that has the really square jawline?' Peter: I don't like it, feels like I've been dragged through lemon trees and lavender.

[@RockyDave]

Yes, he's more out than Jenny on this one.

[@stormchild831]

I wouldn't mind being "dragged through lemon trees and lavender, sounds quite refreshing !

[@PowerfulVillain]

And this my friends, is called 'male ego'

[@stormchild831]

That guy's face and build, he'd make a brill "Superman" could imagine him flying through the air,with his cape flapping behind him in the breeze ..Whooooosh!

[@anubusx]

He should just ask Bruce Wayne for an investment.

[@adamscott4520]

It's Johnny Bravo

[@willstanton7823]

Damn, Touker shredded the guy.

[@johnnyparsons2372]

he's a real life max headroom just needs the shades

[@cdv1qa]

Perfect brand for advertising on podcasts

[@keithnaylor1981]

This guy is super and is clearly really Clark Kent!

[@djwerdwassound]

Jonny Bravo, aged and in a suit, pushing his new business.

[@ralfmalf5828]

Johny Bravo 👍

[@Jimmie92]

A new upload in time for my lunch. Lovely.

[@ashleelmb]

Willingham was right. He does look like Mr Incredible.

[@Technicallyimright]

Just imagine if one of the male dragons said to some female entrepreneur “you have a stunning dress on and the most striking eyes”, there would be uproar lol

[@Nthstar]

Yeah 2 sets of rules

[@gardensoflondonmwgs7836]

So true

[@CherubiJubell]

I don't think they'd care.

[@stellal1165]

Well, no - not if her business was in the fashion and/or beauty industry. The point Deborah was making here was that he was a good representative of his brand.

[@Technicallyimright]

Stella L nice poor attempt at a justification lmao typical non-thinking broad.

[@sax004google]

Clark Kent walks into Dragon's Den.

[@SPRFHAEW]

It's Bananaman! I wondered where he had been the last 15 years...

[@anubusx]

lol.

[@TheJohnCooperShow]

Lol yes!!

[@threethrushes]

Business registered at Acacia Ave.

[@martinduggan4077]

Jones the jealous

[@mli3793]

"I would never put something on my skin that i wouldnt put in my mouth" Ahhh.. Is that so Debora ;)

[@timemasterhms]

She doesn't eat her clothes, so she's already contradicted herself

[@3umphbywill313]

@@timemasterhms That cheeky remark had me laughing!👍 Loved it!

[@darryl2542]

So Deborah doesn't use lotion of any kind? Or Aquaphor/Vaseline when her skin is dry? Antibiotic ointment for a cut or burn? Sunscreen? Or would she eat those things, too? I have so many questions for this bizarre statement of hers.

[@danhudson4614]

She has a cat, poor cat 😕

[@sarahjones-jf4pr]

Meowdy Partner Naughty.....!

[@LOCKEYJ]

Any business that insists on how innovative and modern they are are usually doing something in a plodding boring way

[@Thundermoney]

I literally typed up "squarest jaw ever" and this was what I saw first 😂😅

[@Jamie_Winsh]

I just did it after seeing your comment and your right! There was also a tone of other dragons den vids

[@kelvinmathew6076]

He does look like Mr. Incredible

[@RRX]

I've watched so much Dragons Den on KZbin.... I've seen Jenny make a deal.

[@Nocturnalux]

Same!

[@samirsaad8121]

"They were concerned it couldn't be done; and that's why we're different."

[@bobbybellingham2074]

Peter: Gru....mee Tuker: Grooomi Jenny: I'm out

[@MrPantherPants]

Hotel: Trivago

[@KarusMBII]

"My business' unique selling point is that it is a start up, just like when Apple or IBM started".

[@devdixit2440]

Right, I am not quite seeing the USP (scent?) of this business, there's no IP, except the trademark for the weird name, other than that it's just a rather plain brand that's similar to many other modern men's grooming brands at a higher price.

[@KarusMBII]

Devya Dixit Yeah, it was a dumb response overall. Made me giggle.

[@ahmedalaskalany9275]

That's actually a good reason and why venture capital exists. Throwing money on many startups and one every while will be a winner making the loss in others insignificant. Or I just don't know what they actually do 😂

[@zm3936]

please please put the episode on where that lady had the home security solutions with an electric closing curtain. but it didn’t work. and the next time she came it didn’t work either ❤️

[@RockyDave]

@@maxprofitonemilliongoal229 What does this have to do with z m's comment?

[@Neil2022]

It’s on KZbin.

[@RockyDave]

Please show the link if you find it.

[@bpurch4358]

Sarah @11:35 ‘it’s a toff toff toff’ market 😂

[@tamikagreen1119]

The old English branding had already been done.

[@seanpaul93]

plus the dude has german heritage

[@sunnymufc66]

Exactly

[@dazcam2674]

It was a b.s critique because he's jealous of the man's appearance.

[@commanderkeen3787]

I'd name my fragrance "Ye Old English Fragrance For Gents" and Touker would invest a million pounds for 1% equity

[@MrHampat]

Perfect time. On my lunch break.

[@fourlamb1]

@@walterpalmer6312 Wow, what an unoriginal comment.

[@samcook7046]

A Hardstyle Lamb wow what a comment

[@rebelrob9637]

Hope your lunch was nice fam, its 9.45pm here in Oz.

[@iranicus]

Me too ✌️

[@whoasked7192]

Stop lying nobody would employ you Hamzah

[@supplanter_j5946]

Oh please people have mispronounced NYX forEVER and has been fine

[@mrwashiwashy]

The Crimson Chin 😂

[@diaryofseresha]

"Guerilla" 😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯💯

[@llama6394]

Just makes me think of gru from dispicable me everytime

[@beavis4763]

He looks like Johnny Bravo.

[@FlameFlickers]

The Peter Jones fragrance: For the man who's so smug, he enjoys the smell of his own farts..

[@free_gold4467]

They are very good farts of course.

[@vladimirlustblood9694]

He dosnt do normal farts like us poor people...his are scented with lavender and ylang ylang with slight undertones of orange blossom

[@mattburrows2615]

There is to much cabbage beans and eggs in this comment section. 'I'm oat.'

[@RockyDave]

Introducing the new 'Apple Tart' fragrance by Peter Jones. 'It knocks me out' says Jenny Campbell.

[@grantg60]

I love smelling my own farts

[@dannie92]

Imagine if the male dragons were sitting there complimenting the appearance of a female entrepreneur

[@DJpepmar]

and when you just google Gruhme you'll find out Johnny Bravo here made his grooming brand quite succesfull. Bravo

[@rubikspixel]

Grüum is the real UK grooming brand!!

[@englishbob5106]

Deborah , i don't put anything on my skin that i can't put in my mouth , she only likes coconut products 😂

[@netweed09]

''Something Freshhh, Masculine and Modern!1''. I have links with Niche scent boutiques. Oh dear, lol 🤦‍♂️ Thankfully, Peter is right on the money

[@elguitarTom]

Hahhaha Peter's explanation of the smell

[@adamcroft80]

‘It has a woody, Smokey finish to it.’ After hearing that I had to double check the pitch was for perfume and not for whisky.

[@h4lo]

Man Touker's starting to bug me. His bluntness is useful I'm sure but he does verge on rude sometimes

[@MusicalMemeology]

The guy needs a reality check 3 years and only $30,000 is not a business that’s doing well. Especially when colognes are massively marketed.

[@PhilosophyofElivagar]

He has times when he's really sweet then other's he's just a dick for no reason. There have been a few times when I've said "wtf is Touker's problem?"

[@plugus_maximus]

Imagine a hot girl walks into the den to make a pitch and the male dragons start commenting on her physical features and flirting, and yet this is different - why?

[@Mogamishu]

Because of the double standards of feminist Western society.

[@EllieMoonbeam]

Because women have a long history of their merits being reduced to their looks. Men aren't taught that their looks are their most important asset, and in fact I've seen a lot of men voice online that they rarely get compliments on their looks from anyone, so they're more open to the comments in general. Whereas professional women face comments on their looks all the time, often to the point of feeling like their professional qualities don't matter much. That's the difference.

[@tashasimmons747]

EXACTLY! Double standards anyone?

[@ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock]

Lol, salty blokes are salty. Are you short? Or just overweight.

[@TheManInBlueFlames]

Here's the thing. A lot of 'women' were born when feminism or any of the tolerance towards female behaviour now was tolerated. Most nowadays haven't had the experience to relate to this problem yet they claim they identify with it. As a result, the young accuse men of 'privilege' when they are privileged to even say that.

[@ketchup5344]

Aaaah so this is what happened to Max Headroom

[@michaelstorey8665]

Execellent pitch, this guy has a way with words

[@rhys_parsons3292]

Mr Incredible himself Bob Parr when he’s not out saving lives this is his day job

[@quadrant2012]

It's fkn Max Headroom!

[@anubusx]

lol.

[@maxprofitonemilliongoal229]

5:56 Auto Money Strategy kzbin.info/www/bejne/p3S3fqGnm5Z4gpo

[@3umphbywill313]

Omg! He does look like Max Headroom!😆

[@3umphbywill313]

@jamie morrison, great comment! I can not, not see Max Headroom!👍

[@whoasked7192]

'You have the sexiest dress on and the perkiest breasts' Imagine that was said Double standards

[@dannie92]

I was thinking the same. Quite bizarre hearing the female dragons compliment and discuss his appearance

[@soulreaperichig0]

She didn't compliment his dick, just his jawline. It would be more along the line of "you are pretty and represent the brand well."

[@idonotmakevidsyet]

Touka really thinks having 2 old white names is an exciting brand to people nowadays. Bruh.

[@Nashy119]

Yeah these days you need a samurai pineapple on the front.

[@malkayas1]

Peter Jones comes out with the best passing comments but accurate and sensible way love Peter

[@malcolmfraser2066]

That packaging 🤦🏼‍♂️ That name 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

[@dopemusic6414]

Firstly the brand name is horrible. Secondly the packaging is horrible looks like a product that belongs in funeral home. Lastly great idea but he's the wrong person to make it work, he lacks branding know how and based on his Instagram page clearly knows little about social media marketing. Classic example of corporate guy seeing everybody succeeding in business and thinking I'll have a go. Guys like this are better working in a business rather than starting it. Respect to him for trying at least no regrets there.

[@marior.4305]

he looks like "Max Headroom", that us - show from the end-80's.

[@Koxocw]

Notice how any type of lawyer comes into the den they all automatically want out lol

[@MrPantherPants]

9:33 i guess Deborah doesn’t use deodorant

[@tylerberry5704]

Actual celebrities try to push fragrances and fail miserably so I don’t know what this guy was thinking. He probably would have left with a deal if he had a monthly subscription model.

[@RhazCastillon]

Filtering my perfume mixture while watching this.😮‍💨

[@FOOLSGOLD7875]

The 7 have its newest member, his superpower.....sense overwhelming fragrances !

[@ayanavade3742]

he looks like Clark Kent. the real Clark Kent.

[@ghostdemon7936]

He has Christopher Reeve vibes. I bet he wears a Superman outfit beneath that suit.

[@gigachama]

Net worth: -31.8k Assets: 20.2k Liabilities: 53.2k Yikes

[@hector2105n]

Considering he did try to compete on a saturated market without an outstanding idea, it was dead from the start.

[@RockyDave]

Sounds like he's Gruhmed for failure.

[@1yearago491]

Strikes me as a vanity project (no pun intended)

[@gumusluk05]

He has lots of words !!

[@Neil2022]

Bloody hell the way the women are making personal remarks about the guy wouldn’t be accepted if it was the other way round.

[@slyoldfox11]

Maybe he can take a joke......