The 1-Tile Theme Park...

[@Noobert]

Somehow you managed to make the challenge even more grindy. Im throughly impressed.

[@ambiguousamphibian]

I'm always through

[@Noobert]

@@ambiguousamphibian much respect :) im sure the people watching appreciate your thoroughness.

[@Darktotaled]

@@Noobert I appreciate his thoroughness

[@Noobert]

@@Darktotaled thanks XD

[@Deathminor]

@@ambiguousamphibian very ambiguous of you

[@endwyr]

UberLong probably succeeded in the original goal of making guests hungry enough to buy burgers

[@ulfricstormcloak7629]

best weight loss plan

[@operator8014]

​@@ulfricstormcloak7629 Binge and purge... your money.

[@99baking]

That's honestly where I thought the video was going lol

[@calebharris292]

Mr Bone's Mild Ride

[@gam8ligant]

@@99baking nice username friend

[@TheOnlyGhxst]

This was basically like doing a kickstarter for a theme park, the people pay early just because of the pure potential of that empty plot of land.

[@lemone12]

I mean it's kind of impressive how plain it actually is

[@thatdapperfellow]

Evermore

[@ambiguousamphibian]

Revisiting the sandbox of young psychotic engineers today - be sure to check out Noobert's original challenge on this one too (see above) - would really be a shame if you didn't!

[@austinpak2302]

@@EEEEEEEE E

[@MinecraftDog999]

Hearing that main menu theme I instantly got slapped by nogstalgia

[@SwatiSingh-fq8vu]

@@EEEEEEEE A

[@UpIsNotJump]

What about feeding your guests to Florida's famous gators

[@ambiguousamphibian]

I don't know what you're talking about

[@DJEylisium]

Never expected to see you here mate!

[@SH4RKNADO]

This video feels like it was made as a presentation to be given to park board members by the ceo, who knows they are planning to boot him out but is determined to make sure they grasp the breadth and majesty of his intentions before he goes

[@bradleyswissman]

It’s very Ozymandias, “look upon my works and despair”.

[@doomyboi]

@@bradleyswissman For his investors, there was indeed a lot of despairing

[@TheInverseGentleman]

Watching it with this angle in mind made a good video great

[@pablomadrid6962]

"Baptizing passersby below in a medium shower of vomit" AA videos always have that one prime piece of poetry, don't they?

[@Shiestey]

“A labyrinth, a never ending jungle of roller coasters that are a sensory explosion to behold, like a page of where’s Waldo” if a park used that as one of their selling slogans I would go there 100%

[@michaelroberson2495]

Like Anthony Bourdain was a writer masquerading as a chef and TV host, ambiguousamphibian is a writer masquerading as a video game savant and shady toad

[@overlyattachedbean1050]

I was actually thinking who he reminds me of for a while. He really is a lot like Anthony bourdain.

[@Noguarantees637]

Anthony Bourdain’s book was published before he was a tv host

[@dharmallars]

@@Noguarantees637 yeah we know. That’s what op said

[@NightmareBlade10]

@@overlyattachedbean1050 Surprisingly he has a very similar style of commentary to Anthony Bourdain!

[@NoJusticeNoPeace]

Now I need to see Gerald Williams crowbarring his way through the rusting, zombified remains of your park, eating worms and probably happier than your patrons forced to pay $30 for your burgers when they were alive.

[@neonlovegalaxy]

The sequel we didn't know we needed.

[@hauntedshadowslegacy2826]

Project Zomboid Theme Park DLC wen?

[@ichbinphillip]

im ready for a philosophical masterpiece about a one tile theme park

[@Icarus-I37]

Something something Noble Asceticism, something something Epicurean Hedonism.

[@Orzorn]

"And so, just as Apollo road the sun chariot each day across the circumference of the firmament..." This man has such a way with words.

[@dharmallars]

@Yeast Yeast what? Apollo isn’t real baby

[@TheHarrisontemple]

I love how is this game you have only two options One: this a very well designed ride that everyone loves and garners well earned fame Two: By the gods they won't even be human when they get off.

[@woomyrune]

The fact that the guests would believe you to be a "fraud" if you hadn't placed like a burger stand or something by the time they return to the entrance is really funny.

[@Bobio]

"Baptizing passers-by below in a medium shower of vomit" I lost it at this. Incredible writing, delivery and editing as always!

[@raiden8604]

Just wanted to let you know how much I appreciate your work. Quite a few times your calm voice and demeanor has managed to break me out of severe panic attacks and I just wanted to express my thanks. Thankyou, truly.

[@Graven-Ash]

ALWAYS REMEMBER: In RCT3 you can charge the guests 30cents to use the bathroom before they will get upset with you.

[@ArcherOfJustice]

Damn I'd be upset at one nanocent irl

[@Soulraven2735]

If that was only for 1 or 2 bathrooms, and there was complimentary service, I could imagine that being a gimmick that could definitely work, but as long as it stays below dollar.

[@dharmallars]

@@Soulraven2735 if there was someone in there who handed me paper towels and maybe cigarettes too I’d be on board

[@Vooman]

i love that the early park is literally just a rural county fair lmao

[@eclipseeffigy]

Riding the rollercoaster yourself hit me with a big wave of nostalgia! I'd forgotten about that feature & how cool it was as a kid. 🤩

[@kevinstein1568]

I can't remember if it was Roller Coaster Tycoon 3 or not but I remember one of my strategies in one of the various theme park games was to build a coaster that launched my customers out of the park into the next one over to tank said park- thereby boosting my own. Good times.

[@tdoyr]

Sometimes I forget how unnoticed this guy is. Seriously, this channel deserves to be up there with people like CallMeKevin. Very high tier content here

[@masterpaintco]

sussy mogus

[@davidabest7195]

Not really he is obviously just ripping off sseth. Even his mannerisms sounds like a sseth imitation he isn't subtle at all.

[@monsterberger7728]

@@davidabest7195 you ain't bright are you?

[@Misha-dr9rh]

@@davidabest7195 one makes schizophrenic game reviews once a year, the other does challenges in games and poetry shot, but no, he's just imitating sseth because.... he has a similar voice? Which he also doesn't, he sounds fucking nothing like sseth. Please go outside

[@josh1200]

@@Misha-dr9rh Play sseth's voice and AA's voice side by side and see if you still think they sound nothing alike.

[@ThisIsNeccessary]

The modding community for this game was absolutely *massive*. I haven't looked into it in well over a decade, but I remember it being vibrant and filled to the brim with things that made the game more enjoyable.

[@maudleaf9607]

Its honestly one of the sadder things in gaming that a lot of custom scenery was basically lost forever when megaupload died so many years ago. There was just so much heart put into the mods that not many other games have ever come close to matching, and most of it is lost due to dead file transfer sites and dead forum links

[@ThisIsNeccessary]

@@maudleaf9607 I think I still have a crapton of RCT3 mods on a hard drive somewhere. Hmm...

[@Paintplayer1]

@@ThisIsNeccessary you could singlehandedly revive it

[@ThisIsNeccessary]

@@Paintplayer1 I'm definitely gonna look, I'm pretty sure I have a ton somewhere

[@theonlybilge]

@@ThisIsNeccessary You can upload files to the internet archive

[@cheaterman49]

"Like a page of Where's Waldo" is actually a surprisingly accurate metaphor for sensory overload!!! As often, many congratulations to your writing and poetry skills :-) such mastery of the language is music to our ears!

[@samiamrg7]

3:44 The masculine urge to conquer the laws of physics and build a really tall piece of metal.

[@itssandman2u]

"It's worth bankrupting yourself for the sake of a good spectacle" Ah yes, the ol' Musk strategy

[@ilovegarradors]

Your beautiful poetic narration against the utter bullshit chaos scenarios you created keep me coming back and laughing harder than I should. I love your videos man.

[@christiancarlock7570]

Love what you do ambiguousamphibian! Your videos always get a laugh out of me, be it from an insane plot to milk the galaxy of all of its resources or to start a park with zero dollars. Your style and charm never cease to bring joy to my days. Keep doing what you're doing and take care of yourself!

[@CarlyFranks]

What I've learned after watching practically all your videos is this: every single game, is simply a tale of two games.

[@greasymcbeef]

Man, this video dredged up 200 hours worth of memories I didn't expect to ever think about again. What a classic.

[@TheNephilimofEmpireCity]

I love how at the start people were not only paying to get to walk on a path but also trespassing on property you didn't own.

[@SomethingEls]

A part which is a path in the middle of nowhere and leading to nowhere, where you don't own the path apart from 1 square, is kinda like an nft

[@Mldy96]

Nah, you don't even own that much with NFTs

[@dharmallars]

@@Mldy96 you’re right, it’s way better than an NFT and you’d be way less stupid for spending your money on it

[@camrynd7287]

I honestly love how he edits and flows his videos together

[@georgewashington5753]

Funny Story about this game: When I was younger (about 6 or 7 I believe) I wanted a game called Tycoon City New York, but I had no money to buy it. I had the idea to send a handwritten letter to Atari asking them if I could have a copy for free. A few weeks later I get a letter back from Atari. They replied saying that they didn’t have a copy of Tycoon City, but they gave me Roller Coaster Tycoon 3 Platinum Edition instead. I still have the disc to this day, and I still cant believe it actually worked.

[@Mithraxium]

0:11 the black haired guy on the left looks kinda familiar... like a celebrity or something. I'm sure I saw that beard and hair style before, somewhere.

[@VickyMonstrum]

Hes either an argentinian grandpa or an aspiring polish artist

[@carriespizy]

I love when you make your videos sound like video essays, it's absurd and amazing. Thank you very much!

[@keithc1234]

Ambiguousamphibian and Lets Game It Out, two of the finest channels on the interweb

[@lemolea9571]

I agree, both need to upload more often though

[@dalkay]

👏🗿👏🗿

[@M697_01]

Peaceful channels that are totally not crazy.

[@asdfreii]

amphib: why would people pay $30 to walk a path to nowhere me: that path looks so peaceful and quiet, it would be so nice

[@cameronpeterson6734]

I remember as a kid trying to make a park that consisted of every ride and coaster available but it was in sandbox mode. This felt quite nostalgic

[@travisterry7626]

Thank you for this video my uncle just passed away and he used to play this game with me when I was younger seeing the roller coasters brought back some memories

[@oldlazereye]

Oddly enough rct3 was the rct/rct2 of my childhood, so I'm thrilled to see you play it

[@WPSIAMTWIN]

I love how this video feels like an inspirational video that a class would watch, showing the class how people can start from nothing and become a world-class theme park

[@biggmackthewackslack6654]

Goddam, this video is such a throwback it gave me nostalgia whiplash, and it was VERY funny. Makes me wish I had my old computer with all my old save files, I remember I had a park that was literally just one long desert road with a McDonalds halfway. What an underrated mint gem.

[@sarge2115]

"The 1-Tile Theme Park"? You had me at the upload notification

[@0opsAllKobolds]

I know it's not a huge deal to give tips for this game but, benches around the exits of rides help visitors calm their stomachs.

[@ryanweatherby9571]

"In case of an accident" at 5:02 hits different when you know how much the one at Wonderland breaks down lmao

[@piximuwu9363]

This feels like the mad ramblings of a bizarro Walt Disney and I’m incredibly here for it

[@mrmgubu2414]

Your script writing is absolutely on point, well done

[@HarpersInfiniteSystems]

You know something? This is top-notch content, against all odds for this type of content. Keep up the good work! I love it.

[@HexagonalMan6]

Your narration is pure poetry, it makes the videos so pleasant to listen to

[@aaronthedude8787]

Man I love your narration style never stop :D

[@fr3d80000]

Fantastic. A ride where the attraction is the theme park itself. A theme park where the theme and attractions are rides. If an attendee is lucky enough, they get to spend the entire day watching others enjoy themselves.What a world.

[@zarahkale4792]

always good to wake up to a new Amphibian video

[@nasKo_pz]

Love these! Covering all these classics hit me right in the nostalgia, and made me grab a copy of The Movies! Now I just need a DVD drive again...

[@WC3fanatic997]

2:21 I could swear the game has jiggle physics . . .

[@LazyOtaku]

So much for being the single tile theme park. Title should read "1-tile start theme park"

[@moleculeman6570]

I love the contrast of the poetical and philosophical voiceover and the grindy and absurd gameplay.

[@dinglepringle1380]

Marcel Vos would be proud. Keep the RCT (and Sims 1 / SimCity 3000) content coming!

[@The_gaming_gazimon]

SO in the future if you do a run like this, i suggest closing the park once every other year this forces all gusts out of your park, and once all guests have left, you open back up, which charges them all the entrance fee again and is a HUGE influx of cash

[@JM-mg4el]

I'm in that age where I did play rct2 as a kid but have far more memories of rct3. Love seeing this

[@nuclearfrog306]

3:05 you mean if you give your employees more money... they become less lazy??? what an idea!

[@TubeCody]

BLESS that park inspector. He is the best and most loyal employee…

[@angrynoodletwentyfive6463]

RCT1's graphics aged really well because they worked within the graphical limitations of the time to create a stylized look that is vaguely reminiscint of model trains. RCT3 was about 80% successful in tranferring the same style to 3D and it looks really nice in far shots. but that 20% that did not transfer well looks really dated up close.

[@southernfriedmedia3968]

this is a delightful birthday treat, an AA video about an old favorite game of mine

[@kimmy_future4265]

opening a burger stand before the park is even built is a lot like a Kickstarter for a theme park game

[@kartoone4120]

Ah yes, I remember the ride known as 'That thing'. Brings back find memories of Rtc3. Fond memories indeed.

[@aaronaaron8604]

“Eager Pigeons with fat wallets…”🤣 Your writing is perfect. And your Melancholy and smooth voice puts me to sleep every night. THANK YOU 🙏

[@bryce4650]

Found this underrated gem of a channel giving 50% gameplay and 50% asmr narrating

[@tirijalito]

I love the fact that all your videos are 10 mins lol

[@ireallycantthinkofaname4726]

Great video as always

[@nathanjohnson3948]

With only seeing the thumbnail I was able to guess that this was posted by ambiguousamphibian. I clicked immediately and enjoyed thoroughly. Thumbs up!

[@BIacklce]

RCT3's ability to import your own assets (including mp3 files) was its best feature

[@XxDreamy_LeaxX]

Watching this video while currently being obsessed playing this game hits differently.

[@stardustandflames126]

I love the tone of these videos! The sarcasm is hilarious

[@ChazyChaz.]

Just imagine your parents say your going to a theme park and you were so exited and all it was was just a walkway

[@deusexaethera]

"...baptizing passers-by below in a... _medium_ ...shower of vomit..." 🤣🤣🤣

[@tiplearl]

I love all of your posts and this one is no exception. The editing in this one is so much more "produced" than your previous videos. Still a great watch, but it doesn't appeal as much because of it. Hope this makes sense. Either way, I'm here for the it all

[@wastelanddan7388]

Giant Slide is an underrated power house! No capacity limit. Charge 3 or 4 bucks a pop. Low nausea, decent excitement! People will ride it over and over. Zero maintenance cost

[@selwrynn6702]

Fun fact in RCT3, you can charge 30 cents for restrooms without your guests becoming upset, also get the Soaked expansion, pools are game breaking.

[@dwp138]

Hey Kev! Fecking happy i found this channel. You are a dang mad man. Keep it up.

[@ashhplayz9489]

i like ambigiousamphibian's moral type thing of the video at the end

[@MuntCuffington]

Dang I just realized I’ve been watching this man’s content for months and wasn’t even subscribed. Every time he released a new video KZbin would just sprinkle the new release into my feed where I would watch it, and always leave a like. I had assumed I had subscribed since I would see his new content on my feed. Better late than never though. Amazing video as always AA.

[@icarus313]

In another time AmbiguousAmphibian would've been a poet.

[@themasked1818]

Pro tip: Most of the peeps are in groups, and all of them only go on one ride with the whole group or just wait for the rest of the group to finish one ride, and this makes it hard to earn cash bc most of their time is spent standing around and doing nothing, so i reccomend downloading a mod that spawns more individual peeps, they don't have to wait for their group, so much more of their time is spent on rides/buying stuff. Hope it helps someone ^^

[@tomkelly00]

Man I’m feeling nostalgic for this. It was a great game that tbh I think still holds up today. Might have to see if I can “find” the original CD

[@tmarritt]

I remember this game coming out and being so hyped about being able to ride your own rides. never played rct1, I was still on themepark by bulldog (RIP). massive nostalgia hit.

[@hayleylouise3206]

The commentry in this video is pure poetry.

[@chloewebb5526]

I finally have words to understand why i love your narration so much. It's like Hunter S. Thompson gonzo journalism that is done purely for its comedic value. Bozo journalism lol

[@wileyben7436]

As aswells an incredible video. Truly a master of his craft! Keep it up I can't wait for my notifications to be graced with your name once more.

[@johnfoltz8183]

Guests thought on this: This place is too crowded.

[@DrSass-gd1bl]

I needed this laugh more than I realized. Your commentary cracks me up. Thank you! Now I'm going to go try and breathe normally again. Laughing that hard winded me

[@KyleRyanFilm]

"Baptizing passers below in a medium shower of vomit" is the best line of 2022.

[@MrGermandeutsch]

It makes me happy seeing people play games that I still have the physical copies of.

[@TheRunningSongs]

Yeah, in the 5 seconds this vid has been released, I watched all of it. Don’t fact check it.

[@potcotch7165]

Don't question it

[@erikhanseisenheber]

I used to play the shit out of this game as a kid back in the day. Good to see this game come up again

[@jameznm]

I love your videos, doesn't matter if it's zomboid, this, or the Sims, the random fart noises send me over the edge lol

[@ThoreE.]

My first RCT game ever, loved it and still play it from time to time.

[@shaanp9796]

This is really well planned out and edited

[@jackofblades3998]

It's cool to see you cover tycoon/park management type games, there are a lot I really like the zoo ones in particular

[@qvarcos]

You write these like musical compositions. Love.

[@Stweak]

nice video, i hope you will make anoter project zomboid series, its very cool to watch and hear your philosophic wisdom