Two-Point Campus, $0 School.

[@ambiguousamphibian]

Big thanks to SEGA and Two Point Studios for sponsoring this one - lots of good devs here - Didn't realize that Two Point Campus actually has spiritual roots in Theme Hospital, as well as Bullfrog Productions and Lion Head Studios, who are responsible for some of my favorite gaming experiences. Definitely check it out!

[@alleyway02]

Okay, when are you playing Theme Hospital?! Now that you've mentioned it, it will consume my every waking thought until it is made... Thank you for your time.

[@marbehq8469]

@@alleyway02 yes thats a good one. Play Theme Hospital!!

[@Internet_user777]

Have you seen the anime uncle from another world? He loves SEGA apparently

[@jokenboy4983]

@@joeyaldente8858 this comments made me feel old

[@budaroddy]

You really didnt know? As and old school im really glad they are back better than ever, I dont remember exactly but I believe Bullfrog its one of the EA's Black list... I could be wrong thou You know what game I love? That old theme park, the old 2D one... Oh man those days where the sht

[@shmubob]

Classic rags to riches story. Started with nothing other than a large tract of inherited real estate and a mysterious ability to satisfy basic needs without means.

[@shmubob]

And a full education to "Professor" mysteriously obtained out of thin air...

[@niggacockball7995]

and inhumane treatment of the youth in the beginning

[@machinatingminotaur6285]

still far more ethical than any real scam university

[@Bluecho4]

Don't forget all the grant money from the government.

[@ambiguousamphibian]

Whoops I meant to say the DMV

[@l0rf]

Year one: offer online architecture classes with a final exam to design a school. Then offer courses on masonry, plumbing and electric installations to have the best design built. Teachers can be replaced by interns and everything will be paid for by the students.

[@doefarris2189]

I know you're kidding, but this genuinely looks like where the education/job training market is running towards.

[@l0rf]

@@doefarris2189 Am I though? But yeah, I can see a world where you pay to build the school you want to be educated in.

[@stylesrj]

Architecture? So no engineers to actually design a proper building made with the strongest shape then?

[@l0rf]

@@stylesrj engineers have no place in this exploitative scheme; only architects would stoop so low.

[@hitsugatatsuro9978]

@@l0rf Wow. XD You may wanna see how many times ya posted this comment.

[@xoyv]

"today i was sponsored by sega to create a school for zero dollars" gee, you make it sound like it was THEIR idea

[@ambiguousamphibian]

Actually it was Sonic's idea

[@danang5]

@@ambiguousamphibian so they give each youtuber different idea interesting

[@kidnapmaster1517]

@@danang5 woosh

[@budaroddy]

@@ambiguousamphibian what about shodow 🖤

[@orfeo793]

"seh-gah"

[@coopertrout4355]

2:02 Well, that's an incredibly surreal coincidence right there. Glad I got to be in one of your videos, even if it was as a slow, smelly library manager.

[@suscpiciouspatron5585]

Holy shit it’s cooper trout

[@JJTinyEyes]

Yooo its the guy from the game!

[@ZombieSazza]

Did you get your yearly raise tho

[@PhyzzFizz]

i would return the book i took from thew library, but i use it to prop open the microwave door when i am cooking the kittens

[@Talkshowhost23]

Take a shower, bro 😇

[@novi0]

"I decided the goal [...] was to treat this like a business" oh so you're going the realistic route

[@realdragon]

So basically like anything in US

[@g2akashi]

The look on Boaty's face as he stares at his ducks only now realizing his mistake in destroying the income stream that purchased him what he loves most is priceless

[@LordChesalot]

As someone how did archaeology at uin , I can confirm the orbs are important.

[@TitanDarwin]

Gotta ponder that orb.

[@dingdang108]

You went to university? Lol. What a mess.

[@corpsefoot758]

@@dingdang108 You sound like you wear camo to Walmart … lmao

[@LordChesalot]

@@dingdang108 dyslexic, my dude

[@fananox2057]

Nothing is Hidden that will not be revealed. Hope your fraternity days were fun

[@homosidorovich4753]

>general knowledge This is actually hilarious in concept. You're deadass just a dude in a 200sqft building, answering stupid questions and calling it a 'school' The fact they fucking failed initially makes it even more hilarious

[@malinbarnes]

This shit has me wheezing

[@mitchellwright6241]

This is that "school of hard knocks" that everyone has been raving about.

[@MrExpresate]

Gen ed s a real thing that most college students are expected to do before starting their major. It's probably just that. I am a buzzkill and nobody likes me.

[@homosidorovich4753]

@@MrExpresate now imagine failing

[@juliamavroidi8601]

todays lesson: righty tighty, leftly loosey

[@shanetropman9804]

'Pieces of paper that say they've learned something' - FrighteninglyAccurateAmphibian 2022

[@MarcosCodas]

So SEGA still does what Nintendon't: sponsor our favorite content creators. Well done, lovely partnership! Congrats, Amphibian!

[@dingdang108]

Yay, let's cheer for ads.

[@MarcosCodas]

@@dingdang108 100% if they help pay for quality content from awesome creators. This shit takes time and skill to make. Even amphibians gotta eat, ambiguous and otherwise.

[@malcontender6319]

@@MarcosCodas "Quality content"?!? There hasn't been a "Quality" AA vid in months.

[@gran4404]

@@malcontender6319 hey these sorts of comments can be really hurtful to the people who make videos

[@LadyNeeka]

@@malcontender6319 Then why are you still here? Move on already

[@mustlovedragons8047]

"I think I'll do a wizards school next." _Casually slides _*_Spellcaster University_*_ in your general direction._

[@nerdychocobo]

I was about to say the same XD love that game

[@doodlebug7]

Imagine this university set up a booth at your highschool's college fair. You're intrigued, and go over to see what this new college is all about. The recruiter (who you find out is an unpaid student intern) hands you a pamphlet of their course offerings. All it says are "general knowledge" and "archeology".

[@YoungClarke]

I would totally take a course taught by ambigousamphibian on “general knowledge”

[@corpsefoot758]

“Inhale BEFORE you exhale, not after.”

[@Jordan4Ibanez]

Little did they know he was in a lecture with every video by AA they watched

[@majorpwner241]

@@corpsefoot758 *never inhales again after exhaling

[@corpsefoot758]

@@majorpwner241 … am I responsible for the 0% reunion survival rate? 😞

[@DragonTigerBoss]

I like the Two Point Campus sponsorships with some of the other KZbinrs, Kevin and all them deliberately trolling, but your approach of actually playing the game correctly is the AmbiguousAmphibian content I need.

[@pedrovallefin8406]

Its actually a very clever strategy to promocionate the game. They sponsor some to play it wrongly and others to play it as intended. Showing the audience that they can have fun with the game either way. Though it does seems to be easier to reach the objetives when playing correctly (who would have thought🤯). That say, even the one guy who plays the game correctly has to make things deliberately go to hell in the end. Makes me wonder if theres some sort of end point or if they only way to "finish" is to get bored and stop playing.

[@DragonTigerBoss]

@@pedrovallefin8406 Probably the latter. It's Sega, they're the Total War guys now.

[@pedrovallefin8406]

@@DragonTigerBoss Total War? Whats that?

[@DragonTigerBoss]

@@pedrovallefin8406 Grand strategy game that goes back around 20 years. There are technically goals for completing the game, but you can keep playing after "winning" or before then if you get bored. SEGA owns the original developer, Creative Assembly.

[@to_cya_]

"Hanging up the pictures of the same fancy man all over the walls" Yep, that's something that is a thing in my country

[@weezy232323323232]

“Business…. I mean school” The education system summed up elegantly

[@JaneDoe-ke2ge]

Eyup

[@pausetocontinue7621]

“I think it’s a cult, but it’s my cult” This is the level of acceptance we need in today’s society

[@pedrovallefin8406]

That basically describes CallmeKevins entire fanbase. And the world would probably be a better place if everyone accepted Kevin as their lord and savior, so i wholeheartely agree.

[@cyberlemon9840]

@@pedrovallefin8406 Definitely. Although, _more like Bore Ragnarok am I right?_

[@thisisthelukas]

"They couldn't bother me during office hours to complain because there was no office." That's a 5head move right there.

[@Tigtone_85]

It's called fire hardening AA humans have been strengthening wood that way for eons.

[@Ed.Underscore.Underscore]

Works great on MDF lecterns.

[@alexsiemers7898]

If heat treating metal works I don’t see why wood should be any different

[@mixnmatchflavourbleach2313]

Those character profile pictures look like the final moments of looking down a dark alley after hearing a distant can falling over

[@DjMaxi005]

8:29 I would unironicly go to a college with Crazy Taxi Arcade on campus solely to play on it all the time 😎

[@BlondieYouTube]

The guy who was trying to weld wood clearly never followed a general knowledge class, let alone written a general knowledge essay.

[@THEJustinOfAllTime]

I remember when I found you you were going on philosophical journeys while killing zombies, now look at you, sponsored by Sega! You absolutely love to see it. Words can't describe how happy I am for ambiguousamphibian :)

[@Zyrdalf]

I can’t tell if the game is good or ambiguous just makes it look fun.

[@jfierabend]

You should play school tycoon! Another one of those 2000’s tycoons that would be oh so pleasant to watch.

[@surfeit5910]

And the first thing I think when I finish the video is "I bet Josh (Let's Game it Out) is going to have a field day with this game!"

[@kaazflaaz1209]

My soul needs another zomboid series, cozy edition for the winter!

[@mattd6085]

I fucking miss old AA, he had such a way with words and compelling story telling

[@MegaSockenschuss]

@@mattd6085 +1

[@shemsuhor8763]

Extremely accurate representation of the school system. Well done, AA.

[@koquarian]

4:05 " _Don't yoooouuuu... Forget about meeeeeee._ " Some real Breakfast Club vibes here.

[@_Jay_Maker_]

"They had a piece of paper that said they had learned something, and deserved to be paid more than other people out in the real world." A damning indictment of modern collegiate motivation.

[@ZombieSazza]

“I think it’s a cult, but it’s _my_ cult” Not enough worshipping, needs more worshipping

[@TitanDarwin]

And pondering.

[@ChefBarry]

Like every college then, distracted that they’re receiving mediocre tutelage from a scammy man in robes walking around a car park

[@Cenot4ph]

they really put a lot of money into marketing this game, so many youtubers covering this

[@RowanMackenzie]

An incredible video. I was expecting the Orbs to take over at the end, but oh well XD

[@Starfloofle]

o r b

[@fananox2057]

Would have been too on the nose

[@o76923]

That infinite salary inflation problem has an excellent solution that Spiff found: integer overflow. You can give them so many raises that they pay you millions of dollars per month.

[@Selnathorn]

I find it funny that the sponsor for Two Point Campus requires the sposored to do a challenge. Surely makes it stand out

[@Phoenix_7789]

I like how he slowly turned the school into a payed labor camp/cult

[@superchroma]

Ah, a disaster of a school with $0 of funding, the platonic ideal of american education.

[@leorickt.9604]

Just missing corporate sponsored course content and large amounts of targetted advertising

[@lennon6143]

@@leorickt.9604 nah, cause that’s not the case.

[@dingdang108]

@@leorickt.9604 targetted

[@Elkator955]

@@leorickt.9604 What it is missing is the mandatory reading shop.

[@trustytrest]

@@lennon6143 US schools are some of the worst of any first world nation

[@JackBaker954]

I cant believe we've never gotten an Evil Genius episode from you! I loved that game

[@GodDamnitTwitch]

there are quite a few ways to completely break this game including mass dig sites to negative integer overflows it is quite a fun game if you enjoy breaking games.

[@ezralegum6236]

This is potentially the most effective sponsorship I have ever seen. I gotta buy this game, all glory to the ORB.

[@davidwatt2875]

4:27 Who tf climbs into bed like that?!

[@Okaybutbunnysupremacy]

Sponsored by sega Truly unbelievable

[@dingdang108]

Why?

[@buddhavskungfu]

@@dingdang108 They actually have a real marketing budget.

[@Okaybutbunnysupremacy]

@@dingdang108 sega basically doesn’t sponsee anymore

[@Okaybutbunnysupremacy]

Sponsor*

[@chrisisbezig]

So close to 1 mill. I still remember ur zero to hero PZ who got me into watching you. Much deserved 👏

[@malcontender6319]

And remember it well because it's clear he's never making videos like that again.

[@RoyalCrest-LetsPlaysAndMore]

Orb Cult is so last season, Duck Cult is all the rage

[@PanikBaskit]

Sometimes things are tough, but you can get through it. Stay strong.

[@only-zooko5222]

only discovered you a few months ago but you're already one of my favorite KZbinrs ever

[@Mulakulu]

Many places in Europe start school in mid August. That's normal

[@DyoKasparov]

Pretty awesome of Sega to do this, and great video as always

[@HmmmmmLemmeThinkNo]

This is the first video of this game i've seen that made me want to actually play it c:

[@kaiwilley9079]

"He moved faster than MOST" absolutely killed me.

[@shizumeru_]

0:38 you say that like a university being a business is a strange concept and not the norm

[@DrMalbin]

Didn't know making campus could be so... Profitable Thanks for the video! Really enjoyed it

[@bengeophoto]

Some of your best work in a long while, my friend!

[@lucasandersons]

6:50 Its SPHERICAL

[@Im2Unstable]

Getting sponsored by Sega? Congrats on the come up Ambiguous! Keep doing what you're doing!

[@Quietshow]

When one of the great video game companies of your youth starts paying YOU money, you're doing it right!

[@fataliecatalie899]

Yay, new Ambi video! Wish these were more of your longer type but I love it no matter what ❤

[@frds_skce]

Amphibian is really hitting that 10 minutes mark

[@jackbevan7515]

SEGA did a good job sponsoring you with this one, you make me want to play any game and constantly remind me of my own childhood with the Sims. Waiting for the Sims 2 pets where you have hordes of animals to create a zoo

[@lordmanatee439]

A scam in some guys garage becoming a proper university is the story of the University of Delaware, and also pretty much every non-chartered university.

[@pantzforhire]

It's very rare you see a company sponsor a channel to do something so up their alley. Big ups to Sega's people for understanding you well

[@jNetDowling]

'I think it's a cult - but it's my cult'. Channeling that big Jim Pickens energy

[@danpewpewman9711]

I’ve never played a game in this genre but it actually looks tempting

[@imSUPERcereal0]

Just started playing this game! I was a huge Theme Hospital fan and Two Point Hospital was amazing.

[@GreenElixir]

The Orb Club is actually a running gag with Two Point. They had the Orb Foundation, a cult in Two Point Hospital where they had a "wellness centre" and advertised over the radio for people to give them money and a visiting Orb spokesmen would cause decreased moods in hospitals.

[@whateverppl1229]

"where do kids come from?" 0:49 subway, they come from subways

[@mr.foxasmg]

Yes.

[@Mariosunbornchild]

That one shot of all those duck fountains made me think... how many did he place, how much did it cost?

[@takashialimosa9337]

This is the most entertained I've been all year

[@TheZohan907]

This is the third Two Point Campus video I’ve seen today

[@buttquack]

It's almost like the game just came out or something.

[@dingdang108]

@@buttquack or that sponsorship is cancer, perhaps.

[@SiskoFindsHisBasebal]

Legit thank you for not cursing on your videos so I can watch them with my toddler in the room

[@nugget1104]

“By welding the… wood.” Fucking adore you man. Keep being golden.

[@saltwaterdrinker]

I miss crazy taxi.

[@ambiguousamphibian]

Yee yee yee also the Simpsons Road Rage

[@peppermintnightmare4741]

trippy game, I absolutely love your logic when it comes to stuff like this. whenever I fix my Gaming PC, I'll try my hardest to remember to give this game a try. I'm so heartbroken that my PC doesnt work anymore... all that money and time down the drain... it was my only escape from this cruel world, and I don't know what the do anymore... Aloha from Hawaii

[@nargeta2]

This is one of those rare instances a recent subscription gives me instant gratification 👍

[@while.coyote]

I love how miserable the orb club makes me. More orbs!

[@kkbbxx]

Lmao, lost it when you upgraded the upgrading machine 😂😂😂

[@thefowles1]

I only recently discovered this channel on a whim, and I'm just now realizing... that he actually does sound like a version of kermit. weirdly fitting.

[@BirchMonkey857]

I fucking love your grandiose AAR-style narration.

[@jldldr3933]

This is actually an excellent indicator of good game design.

[@scorpionjacket3129]

Started this game this weekend, gonna have to wait a while to watch your vid because I know I will copy your meta if I learn things I don't know

[@salvadorarreolarodriguez6165]

it's worth? it looks great...

[@dingdang108]

Haha such a great comment. Keep us updated!

[@emlyndewar]

Sega making the right choice with this sponsorship

[@CoastalKite]

I could listen to amiguousamphibian narrate anything, anytime, anywhere.

[@haeleigh]

orb club is the scientology of two point campus

[@countergalxy]

congrats on getting some nice sponsorships. you're definitely worth the price 🙌

[@malcontender6319]

We didn't sub to this channel to listen to him shill games for cash. It's a bit of a betrayal.

[@Traceywacey117]

Your sub/ view ratio is really good for videos that just came out 5 hours ago, usually I see multimillion sub KZbinrs get less than 200,000 views in a 5 hour time space

[@malcontender6319]

Too bad it isn't his normal content, or even a vod. This is some dry shilling indeed.

[@TheInternetHelpdeskPlays]

You can tell the team who made this are the people who made Theme Hospital. I love this game, it's on gamepass on xbox so I've been spending my evenings playing it far too much

[@therealremiliascarlet]

"who had explosively full bladders and still continue drinking water" says he as i literally chug down the third glass of water in a row

[@orionriftclan2727]

This is 10:00 minutes, perfect

[@reginaldsafety6090]

I enjoyed this video so much that I nearly forgot about my explosively full bladder!

[@magenty_m_axol]

How can he lie to us, this campus has way more that two points!

[@RhinForti]

*insert animated gif image of Peter Griffin givin a standing ovation while openly weeping* Beautiful.

[@dreamerofthorns]

"This building and all it's rooms will be destroyed" You disappoint me, sega and two point.

[@redunicorngaming]

I started playing Two Point Campus, I'm at the third school right now. It's a lot of fun, though my favorite game is still Rimworld, I'm afraid 😉

[@catsquidcatoverlord9842]

As someone with 500 hours in Rimworld and countless warcrimes and human leather hats and chairs, I am afraid too.

[@SerenityJayne]

“I decided to treat it like a business” what do mean? colleges already do this!

[@dingdang108]

what mean? hard follow, frendd.

[@dimitar4y]

I find it hilarious that you're literally charging students enough to BUILD A SCHOOL FROM SCRATCH, and they're not learning skills that will help them make that money back. Wait is that how real life wor-

[@pedrovallefin8406]

I mean, the archeology students do seem to be learning something. Not everyone can dig valuable treasures out of any random sand terrain.

[@abramwalker882]

I nearly peed myself from laughing so hard about the "dump".

[@Bruollie]

The Orb club offers a great atmo-sphere 👍

[@TheRealMichelozzo]

'Egregious Dump' is just, so funny to me. Especially when AA says it