The 2021 Audi RS7 Is a $120,000 Luxury Monster

[@symawd]

Doug, you CAN just tap the screen. Go to Settings>Display>MMI> and turn off haptic feedback. It will get rid of the need to push the screen with each press.

[@rafay148]

Oh this comment need more likes

[@brendanH2O]

Doug doubled down on his previous incorrect statement... you think he would have googled or asked Audi...

[@brendanH2O]

Many reviewers have explained how to change this annoying setting... haha

[@KneeDownFPV]

i've seen other comments point this out, but he seems to have missed those. Maybe he'll see this one.

[@sweunited51]

THANK YOU, How doesn't he know that by now

[@LeslieHuh]

Imagine walking around alone in a parking garage and suddenly hear tttTHissss echo in the distance

[@felmin809]

I'd think I'm in danger.

[@jaredchampagne2752]

I’m scared

[@jaredchampagne2752]

@@felmin809 Danger Will Robinson

[@alexanderbarcenas6224]

Run for your life

[@AlexIsUber]

Me: why do i hear boss quirks ands features

[@justarandomperson5345]

I can imagine Doug being robbed at gunpoint and telling the criminal "Before you shoot me, be sure to check out cars and bids"

[@tubbycustard8866]

When I watch his older videos I'm like, where's the website??

[@bradford_shaun_murray]

@Rita ! F U С Ķ M E !!! OPEN MY CANAL !! ...be sure to check out cars and bids!

[@schizoidembolism7988]

followed up with let me give your robbery a Doug score

[@-CARTHAGO-]

and then gives him a thug score

[@vegetsofray9163]

Bruh did u just copy this comment from someone in his last video?

[@olivergrout9702]

9:06 the Audi in the background ascending to heaven

[@holymoly849]

fuck that's funny

[@The123CRAZYG]

aka Bundesautobahn

[@xxfreedomxx9479]

Lol I am laughing 🤣

[@TleafarafaelT]

lol

[@carguyns4348]

🤣

[@LiviuXSA]

doug the type of guy to have three different height settings - 6'2 6'3 6'4, depending on how many layers of socks he has on

[@kalyankumarp991]

No, Sir. It depends on the climate. He's 6'4 in summer, 6'3 in rainy and 6'2 in winter😆

[@natsuko_mikan]

it depends on his mood 😂

[@edwardvalivonis23]

Doug is a type of a guy who wears socks on top of the shoes

[@Ididntaskforahandleyoutube]

Fun fact: most men add 2" to their actual height. Doug is almost certainly 6'2". Edit: spelling

[@Tibeardius]

Shrinkage happens

[@shaheerakhtar]

Doug when a burglar sneaks into his house: "THISSSSSS is a shotgun. A 12-gauge, chambered for 3-1/2-inch magnum, pump action. And the cartridge will do 0-60 in 0.0001 seconds."

[@alirov6540]

And today... I'm going to show you the quirks and features of your brains gettin splattered across my hardwood floors

[@namtrader9674]

😂

[@elmarciano1048]

Greatest doug comment 😂

[@HughRussell06]

@@alirov6540 and then I’m gonna take it out and kill someone and then I’ll give it a Doug score

[@samuellawal5694]

...I'm gonna talk about the querks and features of the shotgun, I'll fire it and then I'll give the shotgun a doug score... 😁😄😅

[@jamesengland7461]

THISSSSSSS.... is an Aldi shopping cart. It requires a quarter to start.

[@tapper701]

Had better re-categorize as Trade Joe's, a step or two above Aldi - though same parent company ...

[@virtusdei]

That is prety cool

[@joshuagassmann4053]

Cool part is, when you're done, you get the quarter back

[@tapper701]

@@joshuagassmann4053 Makes cents/sense ...

[@BlockbusterPlus]

Mhm

[@Mangofresh2012]

Fuck... when he said “this” my whole living room vibrated.

[@timurmuz]

right when i read this he said "this"

[@markied2873]

Time stamp

[@bigpat_4295]

@@markied2873 lol

[@mverick5444]

@@markied2873 you literally have to be dense to not notice it at start

[@markied2873]

@@mverick5444 if that makes you feel better about yourself 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@komentierer]

You're wrong about the screens (again, sadly) The function that requires more force to recognize your finger can simply be turned off in the settings.

[@Sheridantank]

It should be off by default if you ask me

[@brolohalflemming7042]

@@Sheridantank I like that it gives you the choice. Personally I prefer pressing it a little than just brushing it. (And also not a fan of the keyholder. Works ok if you don't have anything else on the keyring, less useful if you have keys)

[@bobkataP]

I REALLY hope more people see this, including Doug. His complaint about the “force touch” to the screen in order to react is false. There is an option in the MMI setting(Display settings) where you can deactivate that option OR change the level of force needed the screen to respond. So please do not fall in the trap with the negative comment. The system works perfectly, amazing high resolution, Apple car play looks amazing with Waze or Google maps.

[@Asapdev]

Thanks

[@Ravensroy]

I agree with you

[@georgerobertson2057]

@Boyan Petrov Where do you work at Audi?

[@campbellmckinlay5213]

@@georgerobertson2057 100% feels like a corporate reply lol

[@eugenslaughter4724]

Needs more likes so that everyone can see this

[@RecenziiPeBune]

I’m so early that there are no “Doug the type of guy” comments, it feels weird.

[@LeviGraberVlogs81]

Hey can y’all give your opinion on my recent video we put skateboard wheels on the bottom of the couch subscribe if you like it thanks!

[@MateoFrancisco]

Levi Graber Vlogs no

[@rhishabdahal3025]

DOUG IS THE TYPE OF GUY TO FOLLOW THE RULES IN GTA 5

[@LeviGraberVlogs81]

@Goku Black The Intrigued ok

[@LeviGraberVlogs81]

@Goku Black The Intrigued thanks a lot I appreciate it

[@NorseNoahJ]

The seatbelt lights are the most important features in our generation

[@959porsche]

you're a luxury monster, doug.

[@anqwonrandle]

😂😂😂

[@zeyadhesham7806]

Stfu

[@lordprotectorhaythamkenway6495]

@@zeyadhesham7806 Get out

[@zeyadhesham7806]

I sayed stfu because i dont know what to say🙃

[@seattlesehawks590]

@@zeyadhesham7806 or how to talk apparently

[@theworldismine7788]

Doug is the type of guy who hugs people from the back

[@stevenjacobs6608]

You don't? Inhuman!

[@terenceting26]

wait u mean hump?

[@lil0of]

@@terenceting26 I am not allowed within 300 yards of a preschool for hugging kids from the back

[@Sirenz187]

He's the type of guy to come up to the group of girls and say "where's my hug?? :)"

[@brendancarlson1678]

Rita has crabs

[@ameriola]

Doug, the type of guy to read car manuals as bed time stories to his kid

[@fawwazrafif5160]

I would do the same, the manuals is interesting

[@KRRyoutube]

Cool

[@Mr.Exhausted]

Old

[@senpai2718]

Stop copying other people joke ..

[@justconcentratee]

😭

[@NotEdSheeran300]

"it's lighted" IT'S LIT

[@kevinflores_1516]

Some daughters Father: “So what are your intentions with my daughter?” Doug: “Today I’m gonna take her on a tour and see all of her quirks and features, then I’m going to get her on the road and see how she rides then, I’m going to give her a Doug score”

[@buddy3007]

The dad will be like can I get the link to your column on autotrader after?

[@worldpeace6322]

But before I review her, make sure to check out CAAARRS AND BIDSSS

[@timtereshchuk7217]

for the weekend category: she rides kinda rough and a little loud at high speeds so it gets a 5 out of 10

[@bradlemmond]

@Pedro Sanchez Really? Because I can't and I've been here since Doug's Jalopnik days before he even knew what to do on KZbin. At least this trope has been used to the point it seems like it's always been there.

[@renegadezen7841]

Best comment. Submitting women in place of cars actually works a ton of the time in the demeanor and verbiage car guys use when talking about cars!

[@grandsporter]

when he said “THHHHIIISSSSSSS” i felt that

[@jonasvalero]

I think he ate a fuckin engine lol.

[@iwantsexseemyvideo5962]

👹🩸💢

[@iwantsexseemyvideo6250]

🩸💔💢💯

[@armanbaloch362]

@@jonasvalero 🤣

[@awesomecarguy9897]

Doug when he's hoovering his entire house: THISSSSSSSSSSSSS........... is a vacuum cleaner.

[@ganapathysubramanian2814]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@paulcarmi8130]

The bar for humor on this channel is set very low, like negative 10 feet at least.

[@carltonleboss]

​@@paulcarmi8130 THISSSSSSSSS is my comment section, which contains the worst jokes in ALL of KZbin

[@djstatyk1540]

@@paulcarmi8130 "THIS.....isn't my sense of humor because it doesn't exist" Paul Carmi

[@djstatyk1540]

@@paulcarmi8130 you have zero content and 4 subs....you've no weight to talk

[@dennisjcny]

I"m the type of person that watches 18 minutes of the review and never watches the Doug Score.

[@12gauge_shawtyy]

u read my mind

[@filipebeat2545]

u smart kkkk i dont either

[@e.heckscher1576]

You should. His scores contradict everything he says during the review.

[@bobmob1440]

I only watch the taillights bit

[@winstonmartinez6284]

I skip some interior stuff but seeing how it compares to competition is a treat.

[@9rows]

8:51 - "lights make it so you can see stuff at night, that is smart thinking" .... that's the content we're here for doug

[@CordovaMage]

I suppose if you pay enough for a car one day they will provide you with cybernetic eyeballs to see in the dark without needing lights. The regular peasant car companies will just give you a set of military surplus night vision goggles.

[@P.thoma5]

Doug is the typa guy to eat cereal with a fork to save the milk for the next morning

[@ClutzOfTheEarth123]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@offspringfan89]

lol

[@HughRussell06]

Doug about to be executed on death row: Executioner: “Any last words?” Doug: Before I die, *BE SURE TO CHECK OUT CARS AND BIDS!*

[@LVIS-a]

Now THAT'S a good looking car

[@JimBobe]

Yes you are

[@96leRoi]

Dude it's ugly

[@carskasnudelnz1785]

@@96leRoi nah

[@darkhaven9119]

@@96leRoi it looks way better in Daytona grey or black with the black optics/carbon fiber package and darker rims. Mix that with the black and red interior and it’s sexy asfff.

[@alalal123421]

the rear doesnt compare to the original though

[@pollo1025]

Doug the type of guy to still think that cars and bids is a new website

[@jacobfowler8795]

Cringe 🤡

[@ishaqmo7200]

@@jacobfowler8795 he isn’t wrong tho

[@thumperjdm]

Railroad tracks see those 22" wheels coming: "Feed me!"

[@filiped7298]

You made me remember this: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gmi2nKWPe52febc 🤣

[@MrOvlov02]

HOLY FUCK DID U SEE THOSE WHEELS

[@dhirenderkumarcarandgadget5520]

Meter guage

[@nielsdebakker3283]

Other countries have good roads. (and good railway crossings)

[@breadlad9325]

I image when Doug does his gravestone will say: "Before I ascend into heaven, be sure to check out Cars and Bids."

[@anthonyellison8680]

He is going to comt back to tell us all about Heaven's quirks and features

[@car-enthusiast3141]

@@anthonyellison8680 😂🤣

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

@@anthonyellison8680 XD

[@johngollsneider1078]

It'll say, "In life, he was 6 foot 3, 6 foot 4"

[@landyachtfan79]

Graves & Bids!!!!!

[@mholmes9262]

The RS7 has been one of my favorite cars since the first one came out in 2014, but I'm a little disappointed in the curb weight of the new generation. The old one was a heavy car...this one is 500lbs heavier - just shy of 2.5 tons :( Still, what a magnificent car.

[@jaysonsimoes]

Doug is the type of guy to say “WOW” at a magic show.

[@noteda6361]

haha

[@224-w1g]

☠️☠️

[@RaittyRat]

Doug should sell a shirt with his logo that comes with a white t shirt to wear under it

[@daviddavis1322]

T-shirt dickey

[@longsilver2646]

Doug is a type of guy who eats lunch before breakfast.

[@rodneywebb1585]

😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[@MrN1ckNack]

Do better

[@munzirrafik7753]

hahahhha

[@AltimaNEO]

Doug the type of guy who puts a plate under his cereal bowl

[@rodneywebb1585]

@@AltimaNEO 🤣🤣

[@silvx7184]

dude this guys like "HANDLING IS AMAZING ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT 6/10. STYLING IS PHENOMENAL I MEAN LOOK AT THIS GORGEOUS CAR 7/10) . bruh

[@evilwatermelon2423]

It’s amazing handling for a sedan, no sedan will ever steer like a huracan, pista or gt3rs it is just physically impossible. Also styling is incredible… for a sedan are you seriously going to tell me this looks as good as something like an 812 or amg gt or 911?

[@felixnurscher6017]

@@evilwatermelon2423 looks better than all of those tbh lmao

[@PixelKnightLofi0]

Alternative title: Douglas Demuro finally addresses height rumors

[@samseo3200]

Alternative title: Douglas Demuro finally addresses height rumors

[@Alex-xl4xe]

@@samseo3200 Alternative title: Douglas Demuro prefers the RS6 over the RS7 due to it's practicality.

[@PixelKnightLofi0]

2:59 the most chill “alright” ever

[@jacksonyu6065]

The newer Audi's are just so elegant and beautiful...WOW

[@joecool9739]

And older Audis werent?

[@Blown_engine]

Doug is the type of guy to bring food from home to a restaurant

[@OfficialDotaPlayer]

this has to be the hardest "This" doug ever told

[@FlyingMozzarella]

IKR!

[@gedam131]

lmao

[@chrisd6736]

Seriously this car is so bad ass. I hope they never discontinue it.

[@iwantsexseemyvideo6868]

♥️🎀❤️

[@thenotoriousjoey9956]

Even the a7 it’s self is so beautiful

[@chrisd6736]

@@thenotoriousjoey9956- ya that body style is so classically beautiful. I think this car will look great forever.

[@leokharmats9198]

doug the kinda guy to be over 30 and not decide what height he is yet

[@Mooza1]

Doug's height varies with the length of his ttttTtthisssssss

[@Patrick94GSR]

You realize that all humans’ height varies throughout the day. Guess not.

[@alh06]

@@Patrick94GSR I can't tell if you're being serious, obviously that is true but we don't vary two inches lmao.

[@Patrick94GSR]

@@alh06 absolutely serious. Measure your height against a door frame before you go to bed and again when you wake up. In the morning you’re about an inch taller than you were before you went to bed, due to spine compression while you’re awake, due to gravity. When you lay down for several hours the spine decompresses. It’s quite well documented.

[@alh06]

@@Patrick94GSR Yes, and you measure height, not your spine compression, mistakes when measuring almost always counteract that difference. I'm aware of it and its documentation, and it doesn't apply to Doug in this situation.

[@ahealthystudent]

Doug: Audi has been denying us from the RS models. Bank Account: Laughs evilly at me.

[@autonewstv86]

*This is my dream car. I believe in miracle. A comment in here is part of my affirmation to get it *

[@harshkaushik0011]

oh u will get it...just work hard and save up ur money😎❤️

[@pnisvegetarianbattlehurstt8013]

My dream car is the s22b but i think theyre all sold :'(

[@TimTheMusicMan]

Me too. I’ll join you in that.

[@sundstrom193]

@@harshkaushik0011 just wait a few years and it’ll depreciate 30% or more, then it’ll be easier to buy. It’ll let you save enough money to buy it a new transmission when this one goes out just outside the warranty period.

[@ynot0714]

YOU CAN DO IT !! :-)

[@kjellve569]

Doug, the type of guy to drive a 590hp car without flooring or revving it

[@PlaidDad]

You’re not supposed to within at least the first1,000 miles. Then, you can increase the rpm’s until you hit 3,000 miles. Nothing like trashing a car that costs $120K. That’s why any of the Audi’s I purchased, I made sure it had no test drives and nobody molested it yet.

[@OatsOMG]

@@PlaidDad 3k miles? After 1000 you good bro lmao. I ain’t driving like a grandma for 3k miles

[@DrAdityaReddy]

@@PlaidDad I can't resist

[@Sinoops]

​@@PlaidDad You most definitely do not need to break in any modern car for 3,000 miles. 500 miles is enough for 99.9% of cars.

[@phillipayotte3261]

Got an ad for the Daily Wire with Ben Shapiro sayin: “THIS, is an Apple TV”, to which I skipped the ad to hear Doug decree: “THISSS, is the new 2021 Audi RS7”. THIS stuff doesn’t write itself

[@resdyne9590]

I'm glad you skipped that ad.

[@soILLitsADVISED]

Was it a 7 min DIY!? I was pissed

[@phillipayotte3261]

@@resdyne9590 yeah wellllllll it’s just cuz it was an ad, I mess with the DW soooo😬

[@resdyne9590]

@@phillipayotte3261 sadly

[@Dave-jv3th]

10:00 I believe you can turn off the "haptic feedback" in the settings.

[@jordanbowes5707]

Doug's the type of guy to go to a heavy metal concert and take notes.

[@tjeick]

I have not seen that one before! Nice joke

[@takifuki260]

“ THISSSSSSS” “ Carsss and BIDSS “ This intro are the best 😂

[@Auditography]

Glad you finally put your hands on one Doug. I just shot one in Nardo grey and it looks stunning. To me, best looking car today.

[@Baldric1600]

Nardo grey? Don't you mean pastel shed grey? Even more difficult to see in the rain.

[@gggg-hq4td]

Why did you shoot it if you like it so much, that's like shooting your mum cause you love her

[@MinoritiesRlazy]

@@gggg-hq4td I shot a load into a hotpocket

[@gggg-hq4td]

@@MinoritiesRlazy So you must love it just like you love your girlfriend

[@alexj.5207]

@@gggg-hq4td hey no dad jokes

[@jcshay56]

Doug: This is the BEST CAR ON THE PLANET. Also Doug: And that's why I give it a 7.3 out of 10.

[@artistwithouttalent]

umad bro?

[@jcshay56]

@@artistwithouttalent no... uwithout talent bro?

[@jeanghesquiere7294]

Doug, the guy, who is a luxury monster in shorts

[@dan_6915]

It's a ri¢h folks' trademark

[@iwantsexseemyvideo5962]

👺😊

[@iwantsexseemyvideo6250]

💔💢❤️

[@matlere9188]

Who dislikes a video after 39seconds??? Anyway doesn’t look all too different but hey I love the kwirks!

[@fredericduwe9920]

Interior is on another level. I've been in the old a7 and the new a7, no comparison at all. New interior is nuts

[@LogicalQ]

They cannot afford... great success! -Borat

[@TerribleUsernameAmirite]

Maybe they clicked, heard Doug say “THIIISSSSSS” and were immediately put off /s

[@car-enthusiast3141]

@@LogicalQ no not borat.... Manny khoshbin lol. He says it perfectly

[@mooncookie3688]

Indians

[@jacksonmontgomery6716]

“In case you are just driving along one day and you happen to find your self on a race track”

[@BruceBruce423]

Doug OMG! You did it again, RS7 has stepped it up huge. Not many things in 2020 are going will, but as for your regular car review video they are great entertainment, full of precise specs and stats. Looking forward to the next one

[@marcscordato4385]

In my humble opinion the most beautiful Mercedes Benz were from the 50’s to the 80,s the most beautiful BMWs from the 60s to the 90’s the most beautiful Audis are being made today .

[@kaankaya5273]

The most beautiful Benz is the SLR

[@vedanttaneja4428]

Have you seen the new cls?

[@ProjektleiterBroteundBroetchen]

u forgot the audi quattro sport s1

[@kaankaya5273]

@@vedanttaneja4428 looks like every other German sedan. boring

[@Jasa12265]

Doug is the type of guy to vaccume his lawn

[@yes8032]

Doug is the type of guy to lock his cabriolet whit the roof open

[@randyrandier2664]

Then empties the content out on the dining table to see what he sucked up and record and categories them in excel so he can plot graphs and track each time he vacuums

[@apofficial300]

Totally mows his pool

[@THEDESTROYER711]

Wait... no one else does that??? What else are you supposed to do with the clippings?

[@artgutierrez6568]

"THIIIISSSSSSSSSSS car can be yours for under $30,000 in about 5 years."

[@cell9899]

With 90k miles tho lol

[@jaredchampagne2752]

@@cell9899 even with 40k miles they will be 30k.

[@Desertfox92308]

NEVER buy these off warranty! Super scary! Lol

[@shawnl7911]

Show me a 5 year old RS7 for under $30k (not a wrecked one on Copart) and hell I’ll give you the $30k

[@jaredchampagne2752]

@@shawnl7911 if you look hard enough you can find one, it’s no secret that European luxury cars have the biggest depreciation curve out of literally any type of car

[@Bluferrarif8]

6:28 How Doug turns on the ladies

[@timothycoyne5874]

“Just in case you happen to be driving along one day and find yourself on a race track.” 🤣

[@knifetech101]

Is it just me, or was that the longest “this” Doug’s ever blessed us with?

[@firstnamelastname-zo5gd]

i think it was extremely slightly longer than normal but the echo really gave it some umph.

[@Tr0006]

Doug is the type of guy to say goodnight to his sleep paralysis demon

[@cudaveyronr3420]

honestly, RS car are so underrated

[@vm2660]

I placed my order back in April. Delivered a week ago and now it’s in the Audi shop for the ABT - R upgrade!👍👍. I pick it up next week.😀

[@Closertotruth2]

Did you have to pay sticker or were you able to get a discount?

[@elchucofried5683]

@@Closertotruth2 probably paid sticker price

[@vm2660]

@@Closertotruth2 gave me 5,000 off

[@vm2660]

Been in audi dealership for close to 4 weeks for ABT R conversation package. I pick up this Thursday

[@korbindallas8224]

And?

[@mahadali619]

I've never understood how Doug rates the handling by driving ina straight line on the highway and around the streets of Beverly Hills?

[@felixmerz00]

I guess he is trying to describe how it would feel to daily drive a certain car because barely anyone is going on a racetrack with his car. Even if its an m or amg or rs car.

[@mahadali619]

@@felixmerz00 Yeah but these cars are so capable, I feel liked you’d hardly be able to tell on the roads

[@timmiekat6072]

Your right I think you can somewhat tell how directly it steers compared to actual sports cars driving the same kind of streets but you can never really push it arround there

[@jimmulvihillpmp5004]

I agree MahadAli. There are plenty of places to test test the cornering of a car. But then I'm sure Audi of Beverly Hills tells him do NOT take this car into the canyons of So Cal and push it to the max.

[@iamjames8200]

He probably go’s on a twisty road or something but doesn’t record it.

[@T43B1GD0G]

I imagine a kid standing at the bottom of the parking garage hearing Doug's words being spoken as he listens closely - " God, is that you? "

[@wafi3187]

Zack Stout 😂 😂 underrated comment

[@k.r.99]

And the kids father be like: *OMG, it's Doug DeMuro.*

[@AdultsAreTalking]

"tttttTTTTTTTTTTHIIIIISSS...." **echoes for an eternity**

[@InterstateRaziTV]

Doug is the type of guy to act like a monster when he drives the Audi RS7

[@amishgoth]

Doug finally acknowledges his height fluctuates from 6' 3" to 6' 4" depending on his mood

[@polarlicht4758]

Hoovie in 20 years: I bought THIS for two grand!

[@dan_6915]

And it belonged to Jean Claude Van Damme' daughter !

[@subieasunayuuki]

*40 - 60 years in reality

[@supersix-four9509]

I wish. Even b5 and b6 audi S4s go for 6k+ smh sometimes 4k if they're broken

[@engdev8]

I have always loved the look of audi's, they have such modern, sleek designs, not bulky or have weird shaped grills (bmw). Just sharp geometric shapes. Props to Audi.

[@jasonmcelroy1938]

Doug says that the RS 7 doesn't handle like an Urus yet, gives them both a 6 in the Doug Score for handling. Interesting.

[@willduncan2862]

Doug is the kind of guy to somehow use blinkers in Need For Speed

[@BIGGELATO]

Make a "...THIS!" t-shirt already.

[@BenetonXD]

Why not work the marketing angle? THHHHIIIIIIIISSSS... is C A R S and B I D S !!!

[@BIGGELATO]

@@BenetonXD because the last thing i want to big on is cars lol you either lease them brand new or purchase the cheapest valued bargains. if you know what I mean. Bids are fine for appreciating products, not cars! unless were talking 250GT SW, spilt window 63 vettes, etc. Not 94' corollas. You'll get bidders there just to make you pay a premium price on a corolla

[@MichaelNNguyen]

What a beautiful car.

[@dcarroll8347]

Doug really is a marketing genius... he literally made the word “THIS” more exciting to hear

[@eddiegonzalez7075]

This needs more likes 😂

[@bro-dj6sx]

Doug is the type of guy to start rapping and call himself 2 Shirtz

[@noidontknowyou5779]

@@TheLouke 2 shorts is more suited

[@ryosuketakahashi1749]

Lil Dissss

[@alkevinzmedia]

Me : 3am super quite at home KZbin: RS7 Doug DeMuro Doug: 🗣️📢THIIISSSSSSS🔊🔊🔊📢📢

[@nasrythfunes8265]

What's crazy is how 20 years down the road this thing will still be fast asf

[@eptdy]

Audis are slow today and will definitely be slow tmrw.

[@angrysocialjusticewarrior]

An Rs7 lasting for 20 years? Yeah not happening.

[@CorBor69]

@@angrysocialjusticewarrior anything will last forever if you can maintain it properly. Just not worth it tho lmao

[@angrysocialjusticewarrior]

@@CorBor69 Lol you've never owned a high end Audi have you? No, cars like that will NOT last forever if you properly maintain. Such a statement only applies to Toyotas and Hondas. Cars like this will either not be worth driving in 20 years no matter how much money you dump into it, or it will still be drivable but you will have replaced so many parts that you will have essentially re-created most of the car in replacement parts. Only way to make cars like this last a long time is to let them sit in a a garage for years like a collector item.

[@CorBor69]

@@angrysocialjusticewarrior you literally just said what I said

[@globotecinc.3018]

There should be an episode where Doug goes to the doctor and gets his actual height measured so he will finally know if he is 6'3" or 6'4".

[@bjornar9026]

Absolutely. That would save a lot of time for everyone. 😁

[@freddiechromartie]

Previously it was 6'2" or 6'3" 😆

[@beastlymclaren4631]

I haven’t driven the RS7 just the A7 but it is a beautiful fast luxury car.

[@bunsenn5064]

I got an ad for the RS7 on this video of a dude reviewing the RS7. Life is good.

[@3whiskeybravo]

Take a drink every time he says "I'd rather have the wagon."

[@Kenn_18]

I would drown

[@iwantsexseemyvideo6868]

💔💋❣️

[@toof987]

im ded

[@umeshjadhav3326]

Maybe people have already pointed out that but I think the tap and hold is to avoid the accidental touches..... Even on mobile sometimes it happens....Your videos r rally awesome!! These types of detailed videos requires lot of effort, really appreciate it!!

[@Julius-ld9hy]

I personally prefer dials for functions such as A/C, volume, and more.

[@YoungCarWiz]

Same

[@Julius-ld9hy]

@@YoungCarWiz it’s just way easier to control on the go.... don’t wanna be swapping pages, not being able to change it :P

[@YoungCarWiz]

@@Julius-ld9hy yeah I also prefer analog dials and the more traditional things, in my opinion that’s what a car is/should be not a computer

[@ZGryphon]

@@YoungCarWiz I'm old enough to remember when "the whole thing is a phone!" was the punch line of a parody car commercial. I kinda miss those days.

[@sricharte89]

Love this car so amazingly atheistic beautiful modern lines compared to other German rivals

[@henryatkinson1479]

*THISSSSSSSSSSSS is video 22 of posting this Doug review until he reads it:* THIS is a man. More specifically, a 1988 Doug Demuro. And today, Im going to go over his quirks and features, then take him out on the road to see how he drives. THEN, we will give this Doug a Doug Score. Starting with the exterior, this 1988 Doug Demuro comes with a 2-tone color scheme. On the top, a grey shirt with the logo of the "Portland Sea Dogs" on it, and on the bottom, beige pants. An interesting color choice, and it seems to be aftermarket. Further, this model does not come with a hat. However, this is the Sport Model, so this Doug comes with a lapel microphone to record your commentary. That is about it for the exterior quirks, now we move to the interior. Inside, this Doug comes equipped with every option a man would have from the factory. All internal organs are present, however, this one has a a special program loaded onto the brain, enabling it to talk endlessly about quirks and features. Quite a nice option, and a truly rare one from the factory. This option in combination with the color scheme makes this man a unique example, the only one in the world. Now, lets take this guy out on the road, and see how he drives. Doug is not exceptionally fast, with a maximum speed of 25 miles per hour, a bit slower than the average 28 miles per hour of most humans, however, as he has the sport package, he can talk while doing so, and record it with the aforementioned lapel mic. SO, when you are done running, you can upload your lap commentaries, and share it with your friends. Doug's acceleration is decent, reaching his top speed in just 10 seconds, quite impressive. However, due to a bad evaporative cooling system found on all humans, Doug can only keep up his top speed for a few minutes, after which, the top speed drops drastically. Doug's handling is impressive. Like all humans, he can turn 360 degrees on the spot, can jump to clear low curbs or speedbumps, and is able to move using his arms as well as his legs. However, what sets this guy apart in the handling department is his ability to fit into rear seats. Doug can cram himself into even the smallest of rear seats, the most impressive being the rear seats on the 996 generation Porsche 911 with hardback sport seats. Even the smallest guys often cannot fit into those rear seats, however, Doug did. That concludes the driving experience of the 1988 Doug Demuro. And now it's time to give THIS guy a Doug score... Starting with the Weekend Categories and Styling, Doug is ok but not beautiful and the cheap clothes don't help, so he gets a 5 out of 10. Acceleration is fine, considering his height 6'4 and he gets a 6 out of 10. Handling is only ok, sometimes he can't handle special purpose cars plus he's a little tall and not athletic so he gets a 4 out of 10. Fun Factor is high, especially for who he izz, and the 2 T-shirts bump it up a point or two, and he gets an 8 out of 10. Cool Factor is high too, he is probably the best reviewer among other KZbinrs and he gets a 9 out of 10 for a total Weekend Score of 32 out of 50. Next up are the Daily Categories and Features, he has a lot of weird/interesting quirks and features and he gets a 7 out of 10. Comfort is top notch, this guy is really comfy and relaxed and he gets a 9 out of 10. Practicality is low, he isn't practical at all, he even uses his iPhone to record and he gets a 3 out of 10. Quality is mediocre for the class, this guy just doesn't seem quite well built and he gets a 4 out of 10 Finally..,Value...Doug is worth watching, but he's "depreciating" fast considering he's only 30 and looks like 40 so he gets a 5 out of 10 for a total Daily Score of 28 out of 50.. Add it up and the Doug Score IZZZ..60 out of 100 and here's how he stacks up against rivals...

[@rsem310]

Why do you keep comparing this to the E63 and the M5? The more appropriate competitors to the RS7 are the AMG GT 63 and the M8 GC.

[@spongebobsquarepants6929]

Doug is the type of guy to compare a RS7 to the E63 and M5.

[@GiorgosVit]

I wouldn't really agree with that. BMW 3 series , Audi A4 and Merc C class are in the same category. Accordingly 5 series goes with e class and Audi A6. The 6 series is based on the 5 series as the A7 is based on the A6.

[@rsem310]

@@GiorgosVit >BMW 3 series , Audi A4 and Merc C class are in the same category yes, that's correct >accordingly 5 series goes with e class and Audi A6. also correct >The 6 series is based on the 5 series as the A7 is based on the A6 Correct, but BMW has upgraded the previous 6 series to the new 8 series. MB doesn't have a CLS AMG 63 because it would practically be the same car as the AMG GT 63.

[@GiorgosVit]

@@rsem310 I see your point!

[@RedMangabey]

Nobody: Doug: I'd rather have a RS6.

[@pepsimies3022]

Who wouldnt

[@stavas05]

It is Not just doug, Abt sells around 10 times More rs6‘s than rs7‘s

[@nick9602]

I have a a6 and I’d much rather have a rs7 over a s6

[@BoostedAkatsukiRiffs]

@@stavas05 right?? Plus shouldn’t this RS7 be like a +200 mph car with that kind of power? That makes no sense how can it only go 190 when a stock M4 has a top speed of 189 and is down 150 hp..Id def get an rs6 over this

[@stavas05]

@@BoostedAkatsukiRiffs because the competition isn‘t faster like the m5/8 or e63/cls63

[@MrAjtaylor1]

Wow! This is gorgeous 😍

[@PakoMemoRamirezDr]

I've never seen a rim that makes Doug look small

[@rostislavgerman89]

The car is gorgeous especially the interior. The wheels are impractical for every day driving

[@sagarmairpady9312]

Yeh actually not very reliable when it comes to daily driving

[@Adam-lh9gj]

10:17 I have the latest RS5 And I can confirm that Doug is wrong, you can actually change the screen sensitivity from the settings!

[@dresheraton9276]

I despise you(kidding), but also admire you for being able to afford one of my favourite cars. I am a litte disappointed that an a6 =/> s5 prestige class in most categories. I am not sure if they do this with the BMW 3 and 4 series.

[@nav_pk]

10:23 I believe that can be configured in settings to be either a touch or a press. I have used the 2019 A6 and it has the same interior as this and on that you can configure whether you want a touch or press to engage with the screens.

[@derek0609]

Doug, the type of guy that can’t find his seatbelt buckle even with a dome light on

[@jacobfowler8795]

Cringe 🤡

[@iwantsexseemyvideo5962]

👺💢🩸

[@mahadbajwa5751]

Doug: we prefer sedan coupes here in america F 150: are you sure ?

[@lookoutforchris]

Doug is the kind of guy that doesn’t know his actual height.

[@der_pabst866]

why would he?

[@swampThaang]

Prolly varies based on how long ago he woke up

[@sleeping7003]

Doug I watch all your ads! Even the long minute ads! I know it helps you out! Great content !

[@bigtim286]

Remember the days when 20s and 22s hell even the 26 inch rims use to only be an aftermarket feature on box chevys 😂

[@CHEVYSORCROWNS]

I saved up one whole winter for a set of 20" spokes for a box crownvic back in 02

[@Blunt3021]

I would love to see Doug review home appliances: THIS IS A ..... MIELE G42 DISHWASHER.

[@BIGGELATO]

These cars need to come with screen protectors like smartphones.

[@nayastah1439]

That's called PPF 😉

[@Alex-xl4xe]

They do, they are just removed by the dealer, feels amazing.

[@desmosediciv4rr]

Why so you don’t break your fixed screen by dropping them?

[@desmosediciv4rr]

@@nayastah1439 PPF is for paint

[@BIGGELATO]

@@desmosediciv4rr no. for all the scratches and fingerprint marks. protective film for automotive screens is just like smartphone films, they show no prints and scratches. you can get some cheap ones on amazon but it would be nice if manufacturers added some when purchasing a car.

[@michaelfedorsha8147]

Doug is the only person I’ve ever heard bash the looks of the RS7 (previous version) like ever.

[@Andrew-mv4nj]

I had a nightmare with doug in it.."thhhhhhhhhhis is your mom and i will be reviewing all of her quirks and features"

[@felixin64th26]

Both inside and outside. And i might check her exhaust with my “stick”

[@Andrew-mv4nj]

@@felixin64th26 bro..it wasn’t that specific...

[@G0ddEityawesome]

@@Andrew-mv4nj in a way you asked for it...

[@captrizq]

@@felixin64th26 Mat Watson be like 😂

[@zackklapman3569]

She has plenty of room in the back.