The 2021 BMW M440i Is the New Big-Nosed BMW Coupe

[@austinkoziol6072]

Fun Fact: Every single time Doug has said “this is a tough one” when talking about value, he gives it a 6. Every. Single. Time.

[@610jrod]

I'd like to subscribe to Doug Demuro Facts

[@nav7421]

@@610jrod me too

[@BobThe9534]

hmmm, never realized it

[@henrycollins2478]

Huh

[@ethanlenning]

Like 90% of the time it’s a 6 or a 7, if theyre all so close why doesnt he just change the scale 😂 also why is average on his scale 6 and 5 is far below average, it makes no sense

[@kiddkrash0684]

BMW: "Damn the X7 is a hit! they are selling like hot cakes." Also BMW: "Because it's selling so well, lets slap a grill like that on all cars!"

[@terencehill9042]

Ngl i kinda like the grille

[@BrickWolfy]

@@terencehill9042 Yeah, it looks great in real life and is probably gonna be timeless. People will just hate on anything that doesnt look like a hot wheel

[@hyacia]

I've seen it in real life and I don't like it. Not the worst thing ever, but not great. They should make 2 versions of every non-SUV now: big grill for China and regular size for the rest of us...

[@RaphaelRac]

Look at the prior Design grill optimization because that Could be interesting

[@JohnnyZenith]

@@terencehill9042 Exactly. Most critics think it's daring and fine in person. Like me. So much nonsense drama.

[@belligerentoctopus5240]

Gotta love that "cheat on your wife" feature.

[@lilrex2015]

lmao right. Those Germans, always thinkin ahead. Truly a bro!

[@xenophon8958]

just good marketing 😉

[@lilrex2015]

@@xenophon8958 Damn straight. Know your audience.

[@LucasOliveira-tt2ll]

passenger onboard? I thought it was meant to be wife onboard

[@FlexSZN23]

@@xenophon8958 let’s hear Paul Allen’s sales pitch

[@cfi8238]

It feels like this grill was designed for locations where front plates aren't mandatory. The true crime is having this grill and front plates.

[@OnPointFirearms]

God I didn’t think about that . That’s really going to muck things up.

[@SuperEtab]

In my opinion the sleek European Plates compliment the grille. The North American plates make it even worse.

[@jimbopaw]

True

[@AYouTubeChannelwithNoName]

🤣🤣

[@_alex_y.not_]

People who say Germans aren't funny haven't seen this car's grille.

[@the007connoisseur]

People who say Germans aren’t funny certainly haven’t heard of the second world war

[@webchamp930]

I'm shocked that Doug actually critized a German car. Most of his prior reviews were: "Is it German?" If yes - auto orgasm

[@wesleyAlan9179]

😅

[@McNuggets129]

@@webchamp930 AUTO ORGASMUS

[@mattX5]

@@the007connoisseur That wasn’t funny, and will never be funny.

[@matchesmalone6354]

Doug: The kind of guy who insults a BMW 440i's grille inside a BMW showroom.

[@delanomuzik]

We need people like Doug to make it clear to the masses and the manufacturers. That front grill is hideous.

[@JStryker7]

You think the people working there even like it? I was bashing a few cars with a salesperson last weekend.

[@maYdaY1337]

@@JStryker7 Someone at BMW must love it. And that one has some might - unfortunately.

[@kevinb2143]

@@maYdaY1337 my friend (a bmw sales guy) loved it. He hated it at first but after seeing it in real life he loves it. I hate it (for now) and i might change my mind when it came to my country next year

[@Plaģiātists]

@@delanomuzik Absolutely nobody likes it... In Germany after market grill is booming tho...

[@eaproductions9370]

2000: Your car has a nice grille 2020: Your grille has a nice car

[@turbointegra82]

Lmfao 👏👏

[@secf222]

Yes.

[@yoyomah5402]

Haha

[@fiestyflouride2129]

😂😂😂

[@iMohamedSamir]

I laughed so loud my whole house heard me

[@allanhelmick3933]

ah, the ever important "MISTRESS MODE" in the infotainment. Those Germans think of everything!

[@youtubernouser2410]

Where though?

[@Srieza]

@@youtubernouser2410 11:15

[@youtubernouser2410]

@@Srieza thanks 😅

[@Srieza]

@@youtubernouser2410 no problem lmao

[@willywillywillywillywilly]

Ohhh! That’s what that “M” stands for on the seat controls too - it puts the seat position back after your Mistress gets out.

[@LearningFast]

Crevier BMW: “Whatever you do, don’t mention the grill”. Doug: “Let’s talk about this grill, first”.

[@natsuko_mikan]

lol crevier must be upset that he mentioned the grill

[@chiluco2000]

Maybe it's better to show the painful disadvantages as soon as possible so that nothing derails your sales pitch

[@natsuko_mikan]

@@chiluco2000 understandable have a nice day

[@chrisman3965]

Doug not allowed back on property anymore

[@calmaussie1]

Why did I read this in the same style as the skit from Fawlty Towers where Basil gets told not to mention the war?

[@tiagozadra4307]

Doug "I wouldn't be surprised if that grille goes away sooner rather than later" BMW: *announces iX*

[@yes8032]

@@notlNSIGHT now I hate them

[@TehMr]

@@yes8032 cough

[@BobThe9534]

well, maybe they will need to do an emergency refresh, just like Chevy did for the Camaro

[@dravde7325]

The ix looks fab!

[@bluruckuscrx8124]

Customer: so its an M car right? BMW: Yesn't

[@bluruckuscrx8124]

No thanks I dont like bots

[@toddrobertson1398]

At least BMW let’s you know it’s not the complete m package. Benz throws the amg on everything and you have no idea it’s not lol

[@hyri3188]

@@toddrobertson1398 Good Point there

[@nikolal.4502]

@@toddrobertson1398 You can evem get the amg grill on the diesels...

[@vldon5931]

not an M ... but it has M-ness....

[@jordanmalibiran8540]

It's official, BMW made a face even mother's couldn't love.

[@afish8883]

They have made great looking cars in the past. Too bad some people want to attract attention in any form and want someone to look at their big grill, as if its supposed to mean something

[@suheygarcia1447]

XD

[@artm5583]

@Mahdi_ODM gross

[@ligmabouls]

@Mahdi_ODM Bro...

[@AYouTubeChannelwithNoName]

>Someone finally managed to make an even uglier grill than Toyota

[@artgutierrez6568]

Next generation BMW's will just be a grill with the rest of the car being a dealer option.

[@carreviewsbyma7457]

Honda NSX 2020 Review kzbin.info/www/bejne/lZ-se41sfdijma8

[@rivermccaughey6933]

Doug the type of guy to bring bbq supplies for his M440i grill

[@kiddkrash0684]

LOL

[@fakeanimegirl]

YEO

[@Farahcarrera]

This deserves more likes

[@Depressedwarriorsfan6238]

this is the best "doug type of guy" joke i've seen in a while

[@pre-d]

* Roasted * Hahahahahahahhahahaha

[@TheAzwaadRafi]

Doug;' The ugliness of this grill...this looks ridiculous' Showroom manager: contemplating having it in the showroom *as he walks by*

[@adventurereviews9305]

Thought the famous grille was weird when I first saw it on the internet but I genuinely like it a lot in person. The interior is next level IMO.

[@chicoeur619]

I saw it first in person and wanted to run away. But the rest of the car made me stay and buy one.

[@forzatech9482]

Me too first didn’t like it but now I do. Enough that I ordered a 2022 today

[@adelaideautowashes]

I don't mind it. I've seen a few new 4 Series' in person now, and it doesn't look that bad.

[@laughingdog4]

And I thought the X7’s grille looked strange.

[@Uilliam56]

Honestly,it was kinda bad,but "kinda" proportionally acceptable, really. anyway better than the sedans

[@bradenmchenry995]

The x7 looks just fine it’s kidneys are proportional to the size of the suv

[@laughingdog4]

Yeah I thought it looked weird when I first saw the pictures and it’s grown on me but I’m sure the 4’s grille won’t grow on me

[@lancairw867]

The new X5 has the best dimensions

[@emraldpearLive]

the x7 was just a warning

[@davidp2888]

A lot of people in 2014: "Lexus grilles are too big and ugly!"' 2021 BMW model has entered the chat.

[@adamthompson4072]

I remember people saying the same thing in 08(?) when Audi started using a big grille. Which looks absolutely tiny compared to modern ones

[@caloFi]

The thing is that bmw’s actually pull it off

[@timetravelingoldman6839]

The Lexus one is so much bigger and looks hideous.

[@BiffBuffchest]

Genesis

[@TrangleC]

Really? I don't remember having seen anyone say anything about the Lexus grilles and I think I would remember, because I always bring them up to ask the BMW haters why big grilles are apparently only a problem on BMWs and nowhere else. Granted, I didn't watch as many car themed KZbin videos in 2014 and thus didn't read as many comments, but I definitely remember how everyone swooned over the model year 2018 Lexus as if it were the most beautiful car ever. To me the Lexus grilles look like a ruptured egg yolk that ran all over the front of the car like over a breakfast plate but even so, I never felt like I had to rage or make lame jokes about how ugly they are in KZbin comments, like everyone does now about this car. It is just part of the design and that was that for me. I really don't get the controversy. Big grilles have been a feature for large luxury cars since the beginning of ...well... cars. Why is it such a huge problem and sooooo ugly now when BMW does it?

[@mattX5]

Coming from an F Gen BMW owner, I am deeply disappointed with what they’re doing to the new ones.

[@justa4s_]

Ohh hi matt we meet again lol

[@sunnohh]

Idk par for the course, fatter and worse at slow speeds, actually kinda like the looks and thinking of getting the m4 at launch

[@lililiil244]

First I thought that the F15 X5 was looking WAY better than the new one, and after some time I got used to it and now I kinda like it. I thought that the F30 3 series was a nice looking car, but when the G20 I kinda got scared, but it's fine now. But when I saw THIS I thought that they fucked up, and they did.

[@justa4s_]

@@lililiil244 Same, the first time i saw a G05 X5 in person was back at November 26th, 2018. I didn’t feel comfortable with the car but after buying it in person and owning it for like a month I started liking how it looked.

[@comeberza]

Dude you own an X5, you are part of the problem 😂😂

[@Jueen_]

You forgot to mention, the car is actually a mild hybrid The alternator has a 48-volt mild-hybrid battery, which delivers supplemental electric boost during acceleration and smooths out the action of the stop-start system. (The engine can now shut off below 9 mph rather than waiting until the car comes to a complete stop.)

[@AreaofInterestTV]

Not a single review on internet without mentioning Grille.. 😂😂

[@uranictie]

It’s obvious

[@cross5808]

...anyone else think it looks like an ass-print? Reference:. 3:57

[@bradford_shaun_murray]

17:06 or the killer tie of strangulation situation either.

[@manoman0]

Now tell me why you like (or dislike) this car without talking about the grille.😂

[@Maniacguy2777]

Without mentioning 'This is' not Grille.

[@autonewstv86]

The color really suited the car. The grilled doesn't stand out as much.

[@jakeruffin9433]

It's not the grill its the whole car its all boring and ugly. Plus BMW is not worth owning simply because there over priced junk.

[@michaelmorell7451]

Pass

[@praveenhegde8107]

@@michaelmorell7451 it's called the corona grill , made to please the Chinese market .

[@carreviewsbyma7457]

Honda NSX 2020 Review kzbin.info/www/bejne/lZ-se41sfdijma8

[@Nestle245]

Yeah this color isn't as bad as the other one's I've seen.

[@sithlordsoup]

Didn’t the guy from Audi design this car lol it was his one last final attempt at trolling bmw before retirement

[@BlkAuDiS401]

That’s funny as hell bro! Do you have a article or anything I can read related to that?

[@arveen1362]

So much M it’s gonna leave your pocket "empty" 😂

[@maurreese]

😂

[@AYouTubeChannelwithNoName]

*Mpty...*

[@KhiTurner]

_The wordplay of Doug is hilarious, "M Performance, M Power, you can show your M Key to EMphasize your M-ness" I don't know if he used emphasize ironically lol_

[@arteonyx]

_italics_

[@Auditography]

My God when you see that RS7's absolute gorgeous side-profile, after that Beemer one...

[@Pyran1]

what do you mean? from the side the beemer looks good too. (Why did i even write this you are a hardcore Audi Fan lol´)

[@antreaskonstantinou8585]

Imagine when you see an RS6 Station Wagon. My favorite AUDI

[@bradenmchenry995]

They both look good

[@yes8032]

Both are good

[@humanperson4605]

@@Pyran1 but around the rear wheel it has no definition, it looks all melting and not muscular or sporty.

[@angelneo1079]

I expected Doug to say “OK, driving the grill”

[@ElroyMcDuff]

BMW whoring out their "M" brand, Mercedes' ever growing grill logo, Ferrari's front fender badges... Tacky.

[@thegentlemansmith5411]

Remember the days of real AMG's? Now if you get 1 amg part on a base car they slapping a amg badge on there.

[@Jacob-xd3ko]

@@thegentlemansmith5411 I liked how BMW did the higher numbers without the “M.” The last gen 3 was only the 340i rather than the M340i. I liked it without.

[@someonedifferent6374]

As a bmw fan boy I've been trying to convince myself that it looks good. It hasn't been working out

[@carreviewsbyma7457]

Honda NSX 2020 Review kzbin.info/www/bejne/lZ-se41sfdijma8

[@tomtaietot]

As a bmw fan boy, I m just ordering the 440. It s a fucking BEAST !

[@holasoyalejandro9822]

it doesn’t look as bad in person

[@bluruckuscrx8124]

BMW's before 2020: Beamers. BMW's after 2020: Beavers

[@laughingdog4]

Underrated comment

[@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785]

LOL

[@iwantsexseemyvideo464]

💋⁉️

[@TucsonDude]

Actually, BMW cars ard called BIMMERS. Beemers are BMW motorcycles. Learn your stuff!

[@bluruckuscrx8124]

@@TucsonDude thanks for the info! But you could also learn what jokes are!

[@maxburger566]

Nobody: Doug at Crevier: yes, I want the ugly one.

[@ultraguy8771]

Have you seen the upcoming IX? I want to gouge my eyes out, every time I look at it.

[@keon5779]

@@galactico9994 I disagree. Look at the old 4 series - it had REALLY well defined lines and had styling that was unique to BMW. The new 4 series is really generic looking from the side with its rounded, bulbous sides. Not to mention the boring rear with minimal styling. Very ugly and boring car.

[@angelo8456]

@@ultraguy8771 Looks like a Chinese knockoff of a BMW.

[@nicuvasile208]

LOL this one is very good

[@laithkittani8021]

That option to hide sensitive information from incoming notifications when there is a passenger gives us a glimpse into the concerns of many BMW drivers who participated in infotainment system focus groups. I wish I had been there to see the man who said it first.

[@greendolphins1656]

Doug: **badmouthing the M440i's massive grille** The salesperson in the showroom overhearing him: 🙂👍👍

[@sbscottw]

This makes no sense

[@straightbusta2609]

The salesman might also be agreeing with Doug's opinion of the grille

[@mainsera4407]

@@sbscottw it’s awkward

[@jamesbray46]

@@mainsera4407 Why? Sales guy didn't design it. And he works for the dealership, not BMW.

[@Omgiamsotriggered]

When this car came out I laughed on the grill and thought it looked like a beaver, but honestly it has grown on me and doesnt really look that bad anymore now that I started seeing it often. Its unique and nothing like anything else in car industry, I started to love it.

[@juanirving276]

I stopped looking it as " Kidney" grill and just as one piece. Makes it look better to me but still not my favorite.

[@flitcroftLA]

I’m an M3 owner and love it. Way more distinctive than the current-gen M3/M4 grill.

[@brianbgood]

I just got the 22 m440i gran coupe.. in Brooklyn grey with laser lights and extended shadow line.. I think it looks amazing.. kinda alpha romeo with some German engineering

[@AbdelhamidZekri91]

@@brianbgood Agreed, it has that Alfa Romeoy flair but is actually more reliable and similarly fun.

[@lolickypeepee23xdd6]

its all good if the car reminds you of an animal, the maserati granturismo does resemble a fish in some ways but is still like at least a 9/10 in styling. this however is, gotta disagree, i cant get over how badly it ruins the styling of an otherwise good looking car

[@captaingreek]

Me: If you had to describe M440i with one word? Doug: Grill.

[@huzaifakhan6173]

A fly

[@iamwritingrightnow8217]

ugly

[@nickschneiderman9281]

Doug is the type of guy that would lick his finger before turning a page on his ipad

[@Zam1Fear]

Seen this comment from other users before...

[@tmass1]

you are the type of guy to steal youtube comments from other videos

[@fastfarari]

I like how during the cars and bids ad he shows what car he will show in a future episode

[@skyscourge5663]

Still waiting on the Aston Martin Zagato hatch

[@bluruckuscrx8124]

Still waiting for Volga 24

[@kiddkrash0684]

Now that it's Winter, Doug's two shirts are justified!

[@JustaPersonTryinToHuman365]

But he’s still wearing shorts, and ever since I have moved to southern Cali I stopped wearing pants too

[@pinheadlarry1019]

It's Fall

[@dtpcycle956]

White shirt really pointed out the hole in the right armpit lol

[@JohnnyZenith]

Put on a damn well fitting pair of jeans and make a tiny bit of an effort ffs.

[@afonsolamy8099]

He just spended 70k on a new Land Rover give him a brake, he doesn't have time to think about cloth

[@firstnamelastname-zo5gd]

3:18 - 5:35 the only honest/genuine take on the grill. every other reviewer has been excusing BMW, its so dumb. doug does a lot of things i don't like but at least hes genuine.

[@majesty2699]

What could he ever do that you don’t like

[@beau2047]

opinions...

[@folkeberglund7588]

Not even 20 seconds in and we’re talking about the grill 😂

[@tghidsgn]

Literally everyone: *stares at grille with mouth agape* BMW: My eyes are up here.

[@CRBMA7]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/inbTe3iehtigq6s

[@daltonklinkenberg]

I remember when seeing the M badge meant something special and would excite people. Now there are more BMWs with Ms then there is oxygen in the air

[@tnikoli40]

Same as amg. Completely destroyed the name.

[@nav7421]

For real. Now I ignore M badges and look directly at the side mirrors to know if its an actual M car

[@TrevForPresident]

Sad part is this is a fast car and could stand on its own as a sleeper. Audi did it right from the jump with a, s and rs

[@aaronmastrogiacomo6078]

100%, I just got a new 118i and in Australia it only comes in Msport, but it feels cheap to the brand.

[@nav7421]

@@aaronmastrogiacomo6078 yeah like getting a "45" AMG car

[@absoluteyudi]

Firstly CNC Motors and now this BMW dealership is Doug's most beloved car lending place.

[@RD-nd2vt]

Haha, right!

[@LuizMGRamos]

I miss the CNC supercars.

[@DevArts]

I think he just does a bunch at once so it seems that way

[@anirudher5135]

But idk what happened to cnc motors😂😂....he just disowned it Outta the blue

[@absoluteyudi]

@@anirudher5135 I guess CNC motors disowned Doug as he opened his own car selling website and they are rivals now....😁😁😁

[@avnishsanwalka6769]

No you are wrong, BMW of Albany GA is the best BMW dealership in the country hands down.

[@j_hakann]

I can’t believe 3 years ago there was a meme about how big the BMW grilles would be in 2020, and this looks exactly like the meme.

[@KariIzumi1]

Oh god,mi remember when the X7 came out and ppl were so angry 😂😭

[@j_hakann]

@@KariIzumi1 BMW’s aren’t gonna have hoods in 2030, it’s just gonna be one big open grille in the front

[@joshuadavid3920]

Tesla: no grille because it's an ev BMW: grilles the size of texas because why not

[@reflex3843]

Even the electric ones.

[@JoseARomo-qv5fk]

Because China, actually

[@penelopeboivin3191]

The less the car needs a grill the bigger they make it

[@JoseARomo-qv5fk]

@YourTypical Asian Does it look like justifying it?

[@JoseARomo-qv5fk]

@YourTypical Asian I don't see how you would get that.

[@artgutierrez9037]

BMW's gimmick: Selling a grill with a car attached to it.

[@PetesCreativeRecycling]

George Forman would be proud!

[@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo27]

S2

[@theninethrees8044]

Roses are Red Violets are Blue, I came here for “Thisss” Now checkout Cars & Bidsss

[@kingchakazulu7762]

Corny.

[@theninethrees8044]

@@kingchakazulu7762 don’t forget to check out Cars & Bidzzzzzzz

[@kingchakazulu7762]

@@theninethrees8044 Fail.

[@OnPointFirearms]

Okay, now do it in haiku.

[@LMSTVchannel]

That's not how it works bro

[@rubberbandmandestruction390]

Doug is the type of guy to name his child after a Land Rover.

[@Emmanuel-ck7oy]

Defender, can you bring my camera? I am going to record a car named after you Edit: Thanks for 14 likes!

[@aaron-fauth]

His name is defender and he is the goalie defender

[@patdry]

evoque 😂

[@LordTechPro]

In all seriousness "Vogue" or "Velar" could pass as someone's name (at least it's easier to enunciate than X Æ A-12)

[@pinheadlarry1019]

"Ey Discovery, being me my collection of owner's manuals for my reading time please?"

[@shouryasingh6815]

90% comments: Grille 5%: Thisss 5%: Cars and Bids

[@HowItsEvenPossible]

Grills and Bids

[@Boomtendo4tw]

these ppl tripping. when everyone says the same thing, somebody isn’t thinking

[@autotempest]

@Munshat Rahman I can't blame them - I'm distracted by the grille too

[@autotempest]

@@Boomtendo4tw Lol, yeah, that someone was the designer 😂

[@richgenix]

Doug the type of guy to wear shorts to a wedding

[@JustaPersonTryinToHuman365]

He lives in Southern California, why would you ever wear pants again when you live in a place where it never gets below 40 degrees

[@hanro7430]

You don't?

[@HenrySavageMode]

To his wedding

[@Meeckle]

I really like the grill. Makes me think of old race cars.

[@mrstudiodaddy]

The new BMW grills look like someone's mooning. It went from kidney grills to butt grills Literally! Look at it again and you won't stop seeing it!

[@jvillan94]

Exactly! That's the first thing I saw. Ass cheeks with a thong.

[@Pstar420]

I heard the car hit trump In the butt and his butt left the grill like that

[@rupeshshrestha4168]

Do you not see the grills of Audi and Lexus?

[@ruk2023--]

This is the first car I have seen that looks better with a front license plate. I actually quite like it from the front in UK spec with the plate covering a lot of the grill.

[@juzoli]

Is it legal to have not 1, but 3 identical license plate on the front to cover the whole thing?

[@dalibormilic139]

We are going to need a bigger licence plates.

[@marlborom2c829]

The car itself is really 😎. The front end not so bad. The car is a winner. But perhaps nowadays should be wearing a mask to make everyone 😁. Just kiddin. BMW sales may take a hit here. Reaction can have a negative effect on North American sales IMHO

[@ten0re0re]

You can clearly see it was made with a license plate in mind, and a European one for that matter.

[@BobThe9534]

true, license plate makes it look a lot better

[@pre-d]

Him: transmission lever ghost His old i8 review: Who hath awakened the ancient one

[@wesleyAlan9179]

😂🤣😅

[@tom5595]

Even my 2012 328i has it 😅

[@brabson97]

@@tom5595 Same on my 650i... Thought all the autos did that!?

[@NightwolfGamezzz13]

@@tom5595 yea my f30 has it i love it

[@felarppe]

I like the new grill. It looks new and something different. Not saying it’s better than a normal bmw grill, but it’s a nice different touch. Looks aggressive in my opinion.

[@artgutierrez9037]

A huge front end collision would actually be an improvement for this monstrocity.

[@JohnnyZenith]

A silly OTT comment.

[@mosenkitzler9848]

@@JohnnyZenith i think he's right. I mean just look at this thing.

[@SpencyP92]

When bmw first released their new lineup with these grills, I thought it was a photoshop as a joke

[@carreviewsbyma7457]

Honda NSX 2020 Review kzbin.info/www/bejne/lZ-se41sfdijma8

[@tomanderson6335]

Doug: **Marvels at new 4 Series' front seatbelt presenter arm thingys** Forty-year-old Mercedes-Benz S-Class Coupe: I was here first!

[@EustaH]

No to mention, that the previous 4 series had it as well

[@CRBMA7]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/inbTe3iehtigq6s

[@iamwritingrightnow8217]

@@EustaH the W205 c class has it as well

[@jamesb6843]

2007 BMW 3 series coupe did it too

[@heres.ray64]

Love that grille idc what people say, catches your attention

[@1pfuller]

You must be a Chinese businessman

[@heres.ray64]

@@1pfuller no I'm a broke mexican😂

[@PShabx2]

@@heres.ray64 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@blaynerisher7947]

Hoovies video in 5 years: I Bought The Most Depreciated BMW Ever!! 🤣

[@CRBMA7]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/inbTe3iehtigq6s

[@iamwritingrightnow8217]

that would be the 8 series lamo

[@TheCarDetailingChannel]

THHIIISSS ....is the earliest I've ever been

[@darkhorse9087]

From kidney grille to lung cancer grille.

[@blaXkgh0st]

butt grille

[@lordflufffluff]

I love this

[@shitass1394]

Haha

[@rpm773]

Diagnosis: Metastatic ugliness

[@blaynerisher7947]

Like Mater came to life!

[@vincegray7206]

“Lung grills”..HA! Um, I have a 2018 4 series....I’ll be keeping it!

[@ascari16]

BMW lets you hide a lover’s call, BMW knows their customers 😬

[@alhemmings8554]

I though all those guys drove a JAAAAAAAAAGGGG!

[@jenkinsjohn15]

@@alhemmings8554 Those guys don't need to hide their messages. They get away with it because they drive a JAAAAGGGG

[@Alanphuphalee]

BMW has been doing so well for the past 30 years. I suppose they've had enough of making money

[@Cptn080]

Well, with Coupés nobody makes money anymore. The money is where the SUVs are, and BMW has 7 SUV models.

[@georgedowns4034]

don't forget BMW still makes some handsome cars today

[@hasangenc2922]

@@georgedowns4034 few, but they do. M5 F90

[@georgedowns4034]

@@hasangenc2922 the facelifted 5 is just awesome. I also find the X7 to be quite handsome & the 3 Series but it's impossible to make up my mind whether I love the new 7 Series or hate it. And yes the F90 is pretty nice

[@2006CadillacSRX]

Everybody gangsta until the car starts breathing

[@merrywanna77]

Lmfaooooo

[@aayangoverski3437]

😂

[@pinheadlarry1019]

😂🤣

[@AQUAHOLIC]

BMW used to make such elegant cars. Shame.

[@artm5583]

Ya I know, it’s no longer special

[@dinopappous6639]

Said no one ever

[@planemod8399]

@@dinopappous6639 huh???

[@planemod8399]

@@dinopappous6639 wdym lol

[@dinopappous6639]

@@planemod8399 ... BMW ... Special ? If you like being on a first name basis with the service manager

[@thecrazeecow1682]

“The interior quality of this BMW is questionable” Mercedes-Benz: Hold my creaking plastic

[@_Ambition124]

The new s class interior looks like a tesla such a huge fail

[@gimmetheloot1213]

Like all the others?

[@CRBMA7]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/inbTe3iehtigq6s

[@hanneskrueger9489]

It's a real beauty... apart from the grill of course. A bit like a supermodel with British teeth.

[@howieisbored]

more like a supermodel who got stung in the face by a hundred bees.

[@claysmell]

"Freshen your drink gov-nuh!"

[@slimnooze]

The car is as bland as it gets

[@shaneconta249]

@@slimnooze bland AND ugly

[@bindingcurve]

Supermodel can close her mouth

[@LordTechPro]

The last time I was this early BMW still had a design team and their marketing head wasn't some nutcase high on drugs

[@Yukikazehalo]

The old design team works at Hyundai/Kia now.

[@LordTechPro]

@@Yukikazehalo That makes sense, at least the new Hyundais and Kias look bold (if not beautiful). These new BMWs just look like they are trying too hard to stand out

[@JohnnyZenith]

Buy a different model then. The grille comments are boring. I've seen it in person. It's fine.

[@LordTechPro]

@@JohnnyZenith That's only for now, and currently I don't need another new car. My guess is that in a couple of years we will have the car equivalent of a "notch" on a smartphone

[@MrMaxyield]

The marketing head is on drugs...??? Which ones...???

[@TruthProphet2045]

I love the front end. I bought a white one just to show it off. I have the gran coupe. It’s a beast.

[@BenilJoseph]

I sold my lungs to buy this car and they stuck it to the front of the car

[@TML34]

BMW has reached peak engineering, they’ve attached a car to a grill. Amazing!

[@alvinhtm2906]

I had to disagree with you Doug, with the bright color (like white) it's give the grill more contrast rather than black (which you thought might hide it.) Yes, the grill isn't as good as the previous series, but to embrace it, it's more stands out (in a good way) with the color contrast.

[@stevesmith866]

3 years later…. No Doug, the grille hasn’t gone anywhere which is a good thing.

[@PainlessSiren]

I always thought that the old BMW's had the best looking grilles out of literally any car, now I think they have the worst out of any car.

[@straightbusta2609]

Kinda sad how they were able to make one of the most beautiful sedans and coupes - The 5 series, 8 series and the 6 series and they have this monstrosity

[@drsipp407]

The 5 6 and 8 don’t have the big grille. It’s the x5, 7, x7 and 4

[@jareknowak8712]

Its not a monster. Just needs aftermarket bumper/grill. It would be perfect.

[@JohnnyZenith]

Don't be a sheep that unthinkingly starts hating on a car just because others are. It's a great car and looks fine.

[@drsipp407]

@@JohnnyZenith I’ve driven a lot of the new m340s and m440s and I can say they drive very nice and 380~ horse is a fairly decent amount. The issue is the pricing but I guess that’s just how it is

[@javidaderson]

I believe that ice cream thing was the German attempt at "Comedy"

[@Levente20]

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@hanswurst4815]

Germans Comedy Pick one

[@jannevaatainen]

I would like to quote AVGN here: "WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!?!"

[@tristanbouhez8599]

Best way to minimize the impact of the grill : Don't buy it

[@bradford_shaun_murray]

exactly - in a world of gimmicks and online sales head trips, this is the kind of comment that cuts through to what matters. You don't like it don't buy it.

[@iwantsexseemyvideo464]

💋⁉️

[@mrducky179]

@@iwantsexseemyvideo464 sorry honey, youre not worth losing NNN...

[@brandon.rondeau]

I'm pretty sure a front-end collision would make the car look nicer! 🤣🤣

[@grizzle273463]

That grill reminds me of a kid with a HUGE smile and LOTS of braces.

[@LingLing1337]

How can you have lots of braces.or more than normal

[@iwantsexseemyvideo464]

⁉️⁉️

[@iwantsexseemyvideo5962]

🤠😯🤠😯😯

[@iwantsexseemyvideo6250]

😷😳

[@iwantsexseemyvideo1512]

🤕🤒😶🤒🙄

[@natemalchoww]

Anyone not bothered by the grille? I like the distinction 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@paultastic]

"there is more to this car than just the grill" no there isnt

[@majesty2699]

That’s factually and literally false

[@mrtechstawk]

True...that's 60k worth of Lung grills

[@daneelherholdt9707]

I absolutely love the styling of this car down to the huge grille. Its a stunner. Styling I guess is a personal matter.

[@youtubernouser2410]

"...Today im going to review it and show you everything else on the grille..." 0:19 😅😅😅👌

[@jcyohanofficial1443]

OmG your right lmfao

[@carreviewsbyma7457]

Honda NSX 2020 Review kzbin.info/www/bejne/lZ-se41sfdijma8

[@youtubernouser2410]

@@carreviewsbyma7457 why though whats in the review?

[@tibsyy895]

The grill looks like the original bmw from the early 20th century! Back to the roots.

[@stevefarrey4055]

2010 Altima coupe? It looks like it should be parked outside of a transmission shop getting the cvt replaced.

[@alhemmings8554]

Thankfully if It's anything like newer BMW's, once the 3 year lease period is over, there will be plenty else to go wrong besides the transmission 🤣.

[@elvistwatty]

I mean it's not a great looking car but it doesn't look like a altima

[@0scxrrr]

Doug the type of guy to put an exhaust on an electric car

[@henryatkinson1479]

*Video 10 of posting this until Doug reads it* THIS is a man. More specifically, a 1988 Doug Demuro. And today, Im going to go over his quirks and features, then take him out on the road to see how he drives. THEN, we will give this Doug a Doug Score. Starting with the exterior, this 1988 Doug Demuro comes with a 2-tone color scheme. On the top, a grey shirt with the logo of the "Portland Sea Dogs" on it, and on the bottom, beige pants. An interesting color choice, and it seems to be aftermarket. Further, this model does not come with a hat. However, this is the Sport Model, so this Doug comes with a lapel microphone to record your commentary. That is about it for the exterior quirks, now we move to the interior. Inside, this Doug comes equipped with every option a man would have from the factory. All internal organs are present, however, this one has a a special program loaded onto the brain, enabling it to talk endlessly about quirks and features. Quite a nice option, and a truly rare one from the factory. This option in combination with the color scheme makes this man a unique example, the only one in the world. Now, lets take this guy out on the road, and see how he drives. Doug is not exceptionally fast, with a maximum speed of 25 miles per hour, a bit slower than the average 28 miles per hour of most humans, however, as he has the sport package, he can talk while doing so, and record it with the aforementioned lapel mic. SO, when you are done running, you can upload your lap commentaries, and share it with your friends. Doug's acceleration is decent, reaching his top speed in just 10 seconds, quite impressive. However, due to a bad evaporative cooling system found on all humans, Doug can only keep up his top speed for a few minutes, after which, the top speed drops drastically. Doug's handling is impressive. Like all humans, he can turn 360 degrees on the spot, can jump to clear low curbs or speedbumps, and is able to move using his arms as well as his legs. However, what sets this guy apart in the handling department is his ability to fit into rear seats. Doug can cram himself into even the smallest of rear seats, the most impressive being the rear seats on the 996 generation Porsche 911 with hardback sport seats. Even the smallest guys often cannot fit into those rear seats, however, Doug did. That concludes the driving experience of the 1988 Doug Demuro. And now it's time to give THIS guy a Doug score... Starting with the Weekend Categories and Styling, Doug is ok but not beautiful and the cheap clothes don't help, so he gets a 5 out of 10. Acceleration is fine, considering his height 6'4 and he gets a 6 out of 10. Handling is only ok, sometimes he can't handle special purpose cars plus he's a little tall and not athletic so he gets a 4 out of 10. Fun Factor is high, especially for who he izz, and the 2 T-shirts bump it up a point or two, and he gets an 8 out of 10. Cool Factor is high too, he is probably the best reviewer among other KZbinrs and he gets a 9 out of 10 for a total Weekend Score of 32 out of 50. Next up are the Daily Categories and Features, he has a lot of weird/interesting quirks and features and he gets a 7 out of 10. Comfort is top notch, this guy is really comfy and relaxed and he gets a 9 out of 10. Practicality is low, he isn't practical at all, he even uses his iPhone to record and he gets a 3 out of 10. Quality is mediocre for the class, this guy just doesn't seem quite well built and he gets a 4 out of 10 Finally..,Value...Doug is worth watching, but he's "depreciating" fast considering he's only 30 and looks like 40 so he gets a 5 out of 10 for a total Daily Score of 28 out of 50.. Add it up and the Doug Score IZZZ..60 out of 100 and here's how he stacks up against rivals...

[@paulds65]

Hilarious, well done!

[@Supercarcompilers]

You need to make "rivals" Maybe other youtubers. Oh and try posting this on his Instagram or Facebook he replies there.

[@aminurrahmanmajumder4643]

The thhhhhhhiiiiiiiisssssss is not long enough

[@henryatkinson1479]

@@Supercarcompilers Was going to consider reviewing Tyler Hoover next.

[@henryatkinson1479]

@@aminurrahmanmajumder4643 THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS has been noted for my next review of a car youtuber.

[@ericmin832]

I genuinely like the grille. I think it looks super muscular and aggressive. I really dig the design and I would take the new model over older ones. Fight me

[@prismo7546]

I respect your opinion but muscular and aggressive😂😂😂

[@StayMadNobodycares]

The grill is like charlie sheens flaring nostrils about to suck up a kilo

[@alhemmings8554]

I always thought he'd be more like an Audi grille....one big nostril.

[@charlesodote4099]

That car exhales and we're all dead

[@wesleyAlan9179]

Haha

[@pinheadlarry1019]

😂

[@thecarenthusiast8886]

The best thing about Thursday is that Doug releases an all-new phenomenal video!

[@adityabhati485]

THISSS is a man. More specifically, a 1988 Doug Demuro. And today, Im going to go over his quirks and features, then take him out on the road to see how he drives. THEN, we will give this Doug a Doug Score. Starting with the exterior, this 1988 Doug Demuro comes with a 2-tone color scheme. On the top, a grey shirt with the logo of the "Portland Sea Dogs" on it, and on the bottom, beige pants. An interesting color choice, and it seems to be aftermarket. Further, this model does not come with a hat. However, this is the Sport Model, so this Doug comes with a lapel microphone to record your commentary. That is about it for the exterior quirks, now we move to the interior. Inside, this Doug comes equipped with every option a man would have from the factory. All internal organs are present, however, this one has a a special program loaded onto the brain, enabling it to talk endlessly about quirks and features. Quite a nice option, and a truly rare one from the factory. This option in combination with the color scheme makes this man a unique example, the only one in the world. Now, lets take this guy out on the road, and see how he drives. Doug is not exceptionally fast, with a maximum speed of 25 miles per hour, a bit slower than the average 28 miles per hour of most humans, however, as he has the sport package, he can talk while doing so, and record it with the aforementioned lapel mic. SO, when you are done running, you can upload your lap commentaries, and share it with your friends. Doug's acceleration is decent, reaching his top speed in just 10 seconds, quite impressive. However, due to a bad evaporative cooling system found on all humans, Doug can only keep up his top speed for a few minutes, after which, the top speed drops drastically. Doug's handling is impressive. Like all humans, he can turn 360 degrees on the spot, can jump to clear low curbs or speedbumps, and is able to move using his arms as well as his legs. However, what sets this guy apart in the handling department is his ability to fit into rear seats. Doug can cram himself into even the smallest of rear seats, the most impressive being the rear seats on the 996 generation Porsche 911 with hardback sport seats. Even the smallest guys often cannot fit into those rear seats, however, Doug did. That concludes the driving experience of the 1988 Doug Demuro. And now it's time to give THIS guy a Doug score... Starting with the Weekend Categories and Styling, Doug is ok but not beautiful and the cheap clothes don't help, so he gets a 5 out of 10. Acceleration is fine, considering his height (6'3 or 6'4/unknown) and he gets a 6 out of 10. Handling is only ok, sometimes he can't handle special purpose cars plus he's a little tall and not athletic so he gets a 4 out of 10. Fun Factor is high, especially for who he izz, and the 2 T-shirts bump it up a point or two, and he gets an 8 out of 10. Cool Factor is high too, he is probably the best reviewer among other KZbinrs and he gets a 9 out of 10 for a total Weekend Score of 32 out of 50. Next up are the Daily Categories and Features, he has a lot of weird/interesting quirks and features and he gets a 7 out of 10. Comfort is top notch, this guy is really comfy and relaxed and he gets a 9 out of 10. Practicality is low, he isn't practical at all, he even uses his iPhone to record and he gets a 3 out of 10. Quality is mediocre for the class, this guy just doesn't seem quite well built and he gets a 4 out of 10 Finally..,Value...Doug is worth watching, but he's "depreciating" fast considering he's only 30 and looks like 40 so he gets a 5 out of 10 for a total Daily Score of 28 out of 50.. Add it up and the Doug Score IZZZ..60 out of 100 and here's how he stacks up against rivals...

[@businessexplained9578]

Doug, the type of guy to always start his videos behind the car that he’s reviewing. Much love, your friends at Business Explained!!

[@illumoenatifilms1562]

**in the car with my girl** Her: wait why won’t it show who’s calling you? >:( Me: hehe don’t worry bout it **checks phone** Dealership:”Do you like the car daddy?”

[@Wafflecombo54]

I feel like after 2019, facelifts started becoming weird for BMW.

[@endlessgarage]

new 5 series lci is clean though but yeah everything else is eh

[@freedbeefpontoons]

The M2 got the last good facelift.

[@thatredcam]

😂😂😂😂

[@hectornecromancer5308]

7 series facelift is one of the worst offender in BMW regarding that

[@bradford_shaun_murray]

...maybe the accountants are designing the front - I don't know why but with a grill that weird anything is possible.

[@Origen17]

That you can't see the throwback, historical aspect of this grill is puzzling. I love it. I want one.