The 2024 Cojones Awards | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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Real Time with Bill Maher

Real Time with Bill Maher

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Bill Maher emcees the 2nd annual Cojones Awards, for outstanding achievement in growing a pair.

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@J_Braz_
@J_Braz_ 2 ай бұрын
Hearing a prominent social figure tear both sides of the political spectrum a new one makes me happy
@ab8588
@ab8588 2 ай бұрын
Neoliberals and right wingers
@ilya4759
@ilya4759 2 ай бұрын
Cheers 2 that 👍
@edaboodie6346
@edaboodie6346 2 ай бұрын
What are you listening to when you watch Maher? Cuz he certainly isn’t “tearing the left a new one”. He mildly questions the most radical leftists while haranguing anyone and everyone with even modestly conservative values.
@vertigo2894
@vertigo2894 2 ай бұрын
Now there is a third one, Trumpism.
@kreuzbergediting
@kreuzbergediting 2 ай бұрын
Both sides of the political rectum, you mean...
@wakygee
@wakygee 2 ай бұрын
I wish this WAS 4 1/2 hours. I'd watch it all !
@catherineo8689
@catherineo8689 2 ай бұрын
There aren't enough awardees to fill 1 hour -- on either side of the political divide
@alexppope
@alexppope 2 ай бұрын
Agreed!
@cioccolateriaveneziana
@cioccolateriaveneziana 2 ай бұрын
There would probably be enough material for 4 1/2 hours of this, that's the sad thing.
@bobblue_west
@bobblue_west 2 ай бұрын
Zillions. One for every entitled brat who blocks Fifth Ave to just stop oil, then drives to Starbucks in their 4x4 SUV for a frozen latte in a single use plastic cup, then orders burgers & fries from a hip restaurant 20 miles away to be delivered by 2 stroke motorscooters. @@catherineo8689
@neonred7594
@neonred7594 2 ай бұрын
I agree.
@thefinalkayakboss
@thefinalkayakboss 2 ай бұрын
The ribbon on the lapel is absolutely brilliant
@elisaaguilar6423
@elisaaguilar6423 2 ай бұрын
I noticed that too!!!! 😊
@MrJudestarnault
@MrJudestarnault 2 ай бұрын
Haha good catch thx
@john_in_phoenix
@john_in_phoenix 2 ай бұрын
It's the little touches that sell it!
@ceciliaFX
@ceciliaFX 2 ай бұрын
Ah, cute
@warlockofwordschannel7901
@warlockofwordschannel7901 2 ай бұрын
It's hangin' just right...
@soulfoodie1
@soulfoodie1 2 ай бұрын
Bill deserves one of these awards for being an unapologetic liberal who speaks a lot of sense and calls out nonsense on both sides
@Krackonis
@Krackonis 2 ай бұрын
We are all a product of our age and as long as we are moving towards understanding and tolerence of others, great... But I'll never be able to think like a 15 year old of today....
@alanamcintyre2829
@alanamcintyre2829 2 ай бұрын
But NOT a California Liberal..😂😂😂
@alanamcintyre2829
@alanamcintyre2829 2 ай бұрын
Krackonis...it is because our BRAIN have grown, developed. 15 yr olds???? Not so much...as was Our 15 yr old brain compared to the adults of our time...envy the vitality though😂😂😂😂
@balduccic
@balduccic 2 ай бұрын
correct: white men don't need to apologize- he's an old asshole who sold your future
@kurtsudheim825
@kurtsudheim825 2 ай бұрын
​@@Krackonisyou very well might, not all 15yo think the same, thankfully
@utopianna
@utopianna 2 ай бұрын
Even though I don’t always agree with Maher, it’s always been his trademark to make us think about what we have been thinking. And so he should get the Cojones award for doing that without really caring what we think.
@user-gl5yk5ys5b
@user-gl5yk5ys5b 2 ай бұрын
At the end of the day, Maher is a foot soldier for the Democratic party. He simply cannot disconnect. But he is the only Liberal who I respect. And not because I agree with his views.
@magicalfrijoles6766
@magicalfrijoles6766 2 ай бұрын
You don't respect Bernie Sanders? Almost every Conservative I've ever heard talk about him says he's an honest man who cares about people, they just think he's horribly mistaken.
@cd7856
@cd7856 2 ай бұрын
He doesn’t need the word. I think the award trophy mold is cast from the real thing.
@evertvdb000
@evertvdb000 2 ай бұрын
@@user-gl5yk5ys5b nah, he's not a foot soldier. you should read comments on liberal KZbin channels about him. He's a true free spirit. and i do'nt agree with him on a lot of stuff. but he makes it ok to have different opinions, without hating another person for it
@janicebrink
@janicebrink 2 ай бұрын
X 3rd 6:43
@dannyarcher6370
@dannyarcher6370 2 ай бұрын
That “massive transfer of wealth” line is gold.
@Bradgilliswhammyman
@Bradgilliswhammyman 2 ай бұрын
Well more accurately, parent's money to her
@fartingduck5316
@fartingduck5316 2 ай бұрын
talk about a SAG award.......
@ztgglis
@ztgglis 2 ай бұрын
Hilariously witty!
@john_in_phoenix
@john_in_phoenix 2 ай бұрын
Ouch!
@NotSoMuchFrankly
@NotSoMuchFrankly 2 ай бұрын
Okay, I'm sorry but that joke right there deserves some kind of award in and of itself. It would be nuts if it didn't win one.
@dylancloud97
@dylancloud97 2 ай бұрын
Ok you win the internet today lol
@Silvio67
@Silvio67 2 ай бұрын
I love you for that.
@masterchinese28
@masterchinese28 2 ай бұрын
Wish I could click "like" on this more than once. Bill is a much-needed bastion of sanity. Thank you.
@carmenmccauley585
@carmenmccauley585 2 ай бұрын
Yes. More thumbs up should be a thing.
@Deea88
@Deea88 2 ай бұрын
We need an "adore" button!
@masterchinese28
@masterchinese28 2 ай бұрын
@@Deea88 Yes, we do!
@ravibalu8989
@ravibalu8989 2 ай бұрын
I was in agreement on 100% of what he said here. Cancel culture exists on both sides and should be called out in both sides.
@Coderdawg
@Coderdawg 2 ай бұрын
Exactly! Not to mention when it comes to Israel both parties go insane in the attempt to cancel you.
@basonj
@basonj 2 ай бұрын
More like 80%, the last part about JK Rowling was bullshit. Being bigoted is still nothing to be celebrated. I'm not calling for the Harry Potter books to be removed from shelves, but celebrating her for intimating that transgender people are #notourcrimes, meaning they are less than "normal" is still wrong. Did he really say "women don't torture cats"? I didn't know cat torture happened only along gender lines.
@BlueSideUp
@BlueSideUp 2 ай бұрын
Well, the score here was 4:1, correct 😉 It absolutely exists on the left and right, but is significantly more pronounced on the left. The right excels more in manufacturing facts from beliefs 😇
@randolphpinkle4482
@randolphpinkle4482 2 ай бұрын
@@basonj Yes, gross generalizations. Here's a story from 2023 from GlobalNews: "A Calgary woman who brutally tortured nine cats, killing seven of them, has received a six-and-a-half year sentence. Aleeta Raugust’s sentence sets a benchmark for the longest animal abuse sentence in Canadian history, eclipsing the previous mark of three years."
@anaibarangan4908
@anaibarangan4908 2 ай бұрын
That's because the Idiocracy doesn't allow conversation and arguments to add further to, or refute absolutely anything that think and say.
@Pablo-du9kr
@Pablo-du9kr 2 ай бұрын
Also a big pair of Cojones for you Bill Maher!
@bobdick815
@bobdick815 2 ай бұрын
Yea he has really showed balls jumping on the "it's cool if jews commit genocide" bandwagon
@benjaminbender6704
@benjaminbender6704 2 ай бұрын
That Garth Brooks line about "two more friends that hang in low places" was classic.
@nathanfolkemer8392
@nathanfolkemer8392 2 ай бұрын
Made me laugh out loud.
@yancoh307
@yancoh307 2 ай бұрын
Haha yes.
@masukuma
@masukuma 2 ай бұрын
That was great
@jerushamaxwell281
@jerushamaxwell281 2 ай бұрын
Garth would have laughed out loud at this. His vocal talent is second to none!
@theecatindahat
@theecatindahat 2 ай бұрын
Cool stuff, slick stuff.
@williamweber8573
@williamweber8573 2 ай бұрын
My favorite smart ass comedian giving us a mental Heimlich maneuver so we don’t choke on bullshit!! Big thanks from a Blu dot in ND 🥶
@johnmartlew5897
@johnmartlew5897 2 ай бұрын
That’s a great line.
@birbluv9595
@birbluv9595 2 ай бұрын
I love that gold ribbon on his lapel! 😂😂
@JamesWagner1
@JamesWagner1 2 ай бұрын
Love this segment. Hope someone is handing out Cojones in 100 years. Save a pair for yourself Bill!
@dannyfrog
@dannyfrog 2 ай бұрын
'We'll skip the handshake.....' dead 😂
@Mechaghostman2
@Mechaghostman2 2 ай бұрын
I literally lol'd at that one. :D
@rickmorty7284
@rickmorty7284 2 ай бұрын
💀💀
@austinha11
@austinha11 2 ай бұрын
Sheep.
@Mechaghostman2
@Mechaghostman2 2 ай бұрын
@@austinha11 No, we're not religious.
@timothybrown760
@timothybrown760 2 ай бұрын
Audience: Skip the handshake?😲 Bill: Yeah, no shit!😉😏
@joeelliott3980
@joeelliott3980 2 ай бұрын
I don't agree with Bill on a lot of things, But.. he is his own man. He has not been bought. I respect him.
@th3frogman
@th3frogman 2 ай бұрын
He sides with a lot of crap I don't agree with, but he stands up against a lot of nonsense too. He's a good guy.
@konstantinkrastev4478
@konstantinkrastev4478 2 ай бұрын
Exceot by cnn and the democratic party and i dunno hbo
@RM-jb2bv
@RM-jb2bv 2 ай бұрын
⁠@@th3frogmanhe’s a lying scumbag propagandist for the left. It’s sad you can’t see it.
@sydysydy
@sydysydy 2 ай бұрын
Not really, he did parrot the 'democracy is on the ballot' hoax right on cue.
@RM-jb2bv
@RM-jb2bv 2 ай бұрын
@@sydysydy He hits multiple hoaxes per show. Every show for 3 years included at least one outburst claiming that ‘Trump won’t leave the WH if he loses.’ He actually still brings it up as an ‘I told you so.’
@ivecloptv
@ivecloptv 2 ай бұрын
J. K. Rowling definitely deserves this award. She is a non-apologetic badass and has been totally right about exposing all the politically correct nonsense of some pseudo progressive extremes regarding some completely outrageous transgender attitudes!
@xnonsuchx
@xnonsuchx 2 ай бұрын
All I ever heard her say was that she was proud of her accomplishments as a woman. She has been supportive of LGBTQ otherwise. It's kinda like the same BS Dave Chappelle controversy. I'm gay and watched his special and didn't see anything malicious about it and thought that whole section was actually supportive. It's ultra-sensitive types getting worked up over nothing because they LIVE to find things to be upset about. And off-color/bad taste jokes aren't inherently malicious. And others shouldn't simply be falling-in-line to the fake outrage out of worry they might get attacked too.
@aethelyon
@aethelyon 2 ай бұрын
💯
@timothybrown760
@timothybrown760 2 ай бұрын
The only way this skit can become immortalized in history if Hollywood would make this an official award show and give the first life time achievement award to Bill! Mr. Maher you truly deserve to get it first!! 🥇😁👍
@conrebel
@conrebel 2 ай бұрын
You could literally hear the probverbial pin drop the second he mentioned Rowling's name. Hilarious in itself.
@psychodeviant8903
@psychodeviant8903 2 ай бұрын
Nice to see the Cojones Awards are sticking around. I could not give less of a fuck about the Oscars, the Emmys, the Tonys, The Grammys, or the VMAs, but I will watch the next 30 years of the Cojones if they continue to give them out.
@V3x0r
@V3x0r 2 ай бұрын
I would have phrased it "hanging around" instead of "sticking around" lol
@psychodeviant8903
@psychodeviant8903 2 ай бұрын
@@V3x0r Damn, you're right. That was a missed opportunity.
@HeavyChevy
@HeavyChevy 2 ай бұрын
💯🎯💯🎯💯🎯
@axelvanveen9068
@axelvanveen9068 2 ай бұрын
@@psychodeviant8903although they do stick after the gym:P
@AlexLee-dc2vb
@AlexLee-dc2vb 2 ай бұрын
"I'm sorry you had to hear that, kids. Feel free to call a suicide hotline or post an angry TikTok" I LOVE BILL SO MUCH THIS MAN IS A HERO
@timothybrown760
@timothybrown760 2 ай бұрын
Rumor has it that the night Bill said this the hotline was busy until the next morning and that the Tik Tok website crashed more than once!!🤔😉😅😂🤣😂😏
@jackcrowley943
@jackcrowley943 2 ай бұрын
suicide ain't too funny...@@timothybrown760
@Persondada
@Persondada 2 ай бұрын
Bill did it again. He stood up for the underdog of our time; women. Thank you Bill for speaking sense to the senseless regarding the gynophobia over JK Rawling. I never thought I’d see the day when women can’t have an opinion about our rights. You got some cojones Bill, now give some to your cohorts.
@ShineOnBenevolentSun
@ShineOnBenevolentSun 2 ай бұрын
❤🎯
@vlastelinprislic286
@vlastelinprislic286 2 ай бұрын
The underdog? Lol. Your whole society is pandering to you.
@Persondada
@Persondada 2 ай бұрын
you're kidding right? I can't speak about my rights on social media and the radical democrats passed laws to allow males in female prisons ( in blue states) which goes against the U.N. Human rights standards that Nelson Mandela put in place. Biden took Title 9 away: fairness in sports. Rights that were fought for 50 years ago and won. My right to bodily autonomy in females spaces was taken my the democrats. You see how abused JK Rawling is for speaking out about HER rights. Democrats think shutting women up is "progressive." If women can't express their opinion about their rights who can? Who has the privilege? Yes the underdog! What Bill did was very brave. The authoritarian democrats don't like it when their sheep veer from their narrative.@@vlastelinprislic286
@OpenHLZFocus
@OpenHLZFocus 2 ай бұрын
Bill 100/100 sarcastic! LOL ✡️💛
@vishwasshankar3929
@vishwasshankar3929 2 ай бұрын
Nice to see many women on the list, which is kind of ironic given the display of the award😅
@Mmcay
@Mmcay 2 ай бұрын
Love this segment! Recognize people for their courage. But if we’re being real, “balls” are like the least tough anatomical part 😂 (Unless we’re celebrating sensitivity and the ability to display emotion. 😂)
@kylehuntmaui
@kylehuntmaui 2 ай бұрын
Liked for the “I’ll skip the handshake” joke. Lol
@rickmorty7284
@rickmorty7284 2 ай бұрын
💀💀
@carmenmccauley585
@carmenmccauley585 2 ай бұрын
I do hope the awards were actually sent to them.
@ingridfong-daley5899
@ingridfong-daley5899 2 ай бұрын
Those audience applause clips look like the BBC Proms in the early 70s; it feels very Monty Python.
@davegreenlaw5654
@davegreenlaw5654 2 ай бұрын
I was thinking more early 70's Oscar clips.
@ingridfong-daley5899
@ingridfong-daley5899 2 ай бұрын
Haha--that works too. It was the beefy chops/sideburns on that one white-haired dude with the big plastic glasses (and the cut/style of his suit) that somehow just specifically screamed "Britain" at me. :) @@davegreenlaw5654
@timothybrown760
@timothybrown760 2 ай бұрын
​@@davegreenlaw5654: Agreed! If you look closely you can see Art Carney from the Honeymooners and a couple of other stars!😉😏
@neonred7594
@neonred7594 2 ай бұрын
Wow, Bill, this segment was so good! Clever and incredibly funny. I want more.
@Jackmonster3231
@Jackmonster3231 2 ай бұрын
The award show I was waiting for!
@NotSoMuchFrankly
@NotSoMuchFrankly 2 ай бұрын
But hanging around for four hours for it to finish...?
@V3x0r
@V3x0r 2 ай бұрын
The only one worth watching. Even the Game Awards have gone shitty.
@seanbaugh3239
@seanbaugh3239 2 ай бұрын
"We'll skip the handshake" 😂 *"NUFF SAID ™*
@Sockcucker96
@Sockcucker96 2 ай бұрын
There should totally be a country song called "She Thinks My Prius Is Sexy"
@timothybrown760
@timothybrown760 2 ай бұрын
Why not? After all there's a song called; 'A redneck with a rolex'!🤔😏
@TheMarkos1982
@TheMarkos1982 2 ай бұрын
From a British viewer, thank you for the Victoria Beckham reference!
@davegreenlaw5654
@davegreenlaw5654 2 ай бұрын
And if I remember correctly, that's about 4 stone, right?
@ralphemerson8919
@ralphemerson8919 2 ай бұрын
"Polarization is not working." More of this.
@john_in_phoenix
@john_in_phoenix 2 ай бұрын
This. Just because you disagree doesn't make you an evil, mortal enemy.
@50scap3
@50scap3 2 ай бұрын
then why is he constantly crapping on Trump and making excuses for Biden? OG polarization.
@katakana-kun2122
@katakana-kun2122 2 ай бұрын
Polarization IS working, because the goal of such laws isn't to convince others to join your side, but to virtue signal, pander and rank up among your own side. These people only ever cared about their own gain.
@joeconcepts5552
@joeconcepts5552 2 ай бұрын
Saying I don’t like this politician and do like this other one isn’t polarization. It’s when you say “I hate this politician and ALSO hate anyone who even thinks of not hating him, too.”
@bobalmond8257
@bobalmond8257 2 ай бұрын
4:09 that ban also forbade buying products from companies headquartered in those states. This led to even higher prices for products and services in the state. Causing the state to spend millions of dollars more than if they had been able to shop for cheaper goods. Millions of dollars of Taxpayers’ money. Local businesses were able to raise their prices to outlandish levels knowing they couldn’t be under bid. It also caused costly delays because the companies they could deal with were unable to meet the demand. This caused gaps in service to needy people because the cupboards were bare.
@Silvio67
@Silvio67 2 ай бұрын
Great info.. Was this also vetoed?
@powerdriller4124
@powerdriller4124 2 ай бұрын
It´s a good thing that Governor Newsome vetoed that stupid ban.
@jackasslawyer
@jackasslawyer 2 ай бұрын
Dell, Exxon Mobil, Valero, American Airlines, TESLA (Elon Musk) for Christ's sake, are all companies from where???? Texas. You remember those being banned, cuz the eyes in MY head are looking across the street from my porch in California at three of those. I sure don't remember them being banned🤦‍♂️ Wherever you got your "facts" you should burn it, stop drinking the kool aid, get out of the cult, and use that homegrown computer in that melon of head called a brain.
@jackasslawyer
@jackasslawyer 2 ай бұрын
​@@Silvio67I'm writing this comment, in California, on a Dell computer....from Texas 🤦‍♂️
@bobalmond8257
@bobalmond8257 2 ай бұрын
@@jackasslawyer good choice. But the ban was for government employees and agencies. Not private citizens. Soo …
@michaelhiggins2562
@michaelhiggins2562 2 ай бұрын
Bill is funny in the way that makes so much sense at the same time!
@luisreyes1963
@luisreyes1963 2 ай бұрын
Great to see an awards show that doesn't put me to sleep. 😆
@renzokuken2g
@renzokuken2g 2 ай бұрын
Don't always agree with his politics, but ALWAYS agree with his sentiments 👍. Keep it real Bill!
@goobda_
@goobda_ 2 ай бұрын
JK deserved the award big time! Thank you!
@user-dz6eo7no1l
@user-dz6eo7no1l 2 ай бұрын
I love the Cojones Awards! Please make a whole episode of it and invite the recipients to the show 😊It would be great! Also, write a book about the Audacity of Nope 😂❤ Thank you 😊
@timothybrown760
@timothybrown760 2 ай бұрын
Agreed because that's an award show I would gladly pay to go to see live!!🏆🎗️🎗️😉👍
@JulesFox
@JulesFox 2 ай бұрын
Great segment. Thank you and I'm already looking forward to the 'Third Annual Cojones Awards' ... unlike many other "awards" ceremonies.
@ceofounder
@ceofounder 2 ай бұрын
The Cojones Awards! Only on Real Time! Hilarious! Bill Maher comedic awesomeness!
@user-zr8xi4pw9v
@user-zr8xi4pw9v 2 ай бұрын
Thank you, Bill! The last one made me tear up.
@user-zr8xi4pw9v
@user-zr8xi4pw9v 2 ай бұрын
I'm a female pro-abortion liberal, and the world is not black and white.@@roymcgregor5018
@user-zr8xi4pw9v
@user-zr8xi4pw9v 2 ай бұрын
I'm female, pro--choice, and a liberal. The world is not black and white.@@roymcgregor5018
@sylphs2352
@sylphs2352 2 ай бұрын
From your first Cojones Awards (which I LOVED) I thought that JK Rowling should be given the best cojones one... You can't imagine how excited and surprised I was when you gave it to her in this second edition!!! Kudos to you Bill!!!
@davyr847
@davyr847 2 ай бұрын
Wish bill would do this more, put me in a good mood seeing this 😂
@anandi7108
@anandi7108 2 ай бұрын
It scares me that I agree with everything you said😂
@jeremylewis5551
@jeremylewis5551 2 ай бұрын
Amazing! Yes, we should celebrate unity and self improvement.
@sx0lx012
@sx0lx012 2 ай бұрын
Completely agreed with J.K Rowling.
@DarthSparhawk
@DarthSparhawk 2 ай бұрын
as a J.K. Rowling fan, thank you!!!
@hock3yb3ast7
@hock3yb3ast7 2 ай бұрын
The original Cojones episode was one of my fav New Rules. Glad he made a part 2! Thanks for calling out all the madness on the extremes of both sides. Ill be waiting for a part 3 next year
@mirna-garcia
@mirna-garcia 2 ай бұрын
Oh my God, such a funny award😂 and the way you Americans pronounce it makes it even funnier😂 Love from Spain!!
@Annapurna818
@Annapurna818 2 ай бұрын
Right? It is co-ho-nais.
@maoatreyu
@maoatreyu 2 ай бұрын
Congratulations to all the winners 🥚🥚 and thank you for your EXTREMELY brave and necessary contribution to society! 🎉
@batgurrl
@batgurrl 2 ай бұрын
Bill’s graphics presentations are always hilarious. Since La La Land was accidentally announced as. best picture, big fan favorite. People started to not care. I noticed HBO or Bill Maher are down from posting about 4 clips an episode down to only 2. New Rules was awesome
@philwhite4861
@philwhite4861 2 ай бұрын
Bill makes following politics and culture a fun thing. :-) Thanks Bill and keep it iup!
@drinkmorecareless
@drinkmorecareless 2 ай бұрын
Let us not forget that even though there was a massive campaign to protest the new Harry Potter game last year, it sold massive amount of units - because the opinions of teenagers are irrelevant.
@laughingalex7563
@laughingalex7563 2 ай бұрын
Some of them still mad and make a fuss about it. They are the most thin skinned losers id even seen, anywhere. Frankly, if they cannot handle any comments or jokes or insults, and they wanna bully their way into the spotlight all the damn time, they are not capable of handling the attention!
@Jgleason23
@Jgleason23 2 ай бұрын
Thank you for a great show Bill
@tonyf.9806
@tonyf.9806 2 ай бұрын
Now these are damn good segments.
@johnnixon4085
@johnnixon4085 2 ай бұрын
I have an early nomination for next year's awards. Bobby Weaver of Pottsville PA, the owner of Black Rock Brewery, a local bewpub. The brewery suffered a fire in May 2023, which caused the building to be condemned by the city until 67 code violations were addressed and the building re-inspected. He has addressed the violations and had a private inspector come in to verify the place was code compliant. He has been requesting an official inspection by the city for months, and the building is less than 100 yards from City Hall, but no inspection. So, in full compliance with PA law, he decided to open up the grounds (not the building) for an event offering free beer. The city has raised holy hell, initially claiming they would stop the event from happening but Bobby has stood firm. The latest is that they're going to show up and cite him for some bullshit, but allow the event to take place. I spoke with him yesterday as he was overseeing some construction for the event, and he's going to see this through and officially reopen. Tonight is the night of the free beer event.
@hermionegreen333
@hermionegreen333 2 ай бұрын
Awesome! Bill Maher is quality through and through. So happy he's around and that he has a show on a major network.
@paulpursley1672
@paulpursley1672 2 ай бұрын
He simply speaks the truth, like Jon Stewart, everyone should listen....
@lauradavis4783
@lauradavis4783 2 ай бұрын
I hope Bill actually sends them the awards!
@junkpile33
@junkpile33 2 ай бұрын
I suspect Bill has only one gold plated pair.
@kimwilliamson7880
@kimwilliamson7880 2 ай бұрын
The best awards ceremony I’ve seen yet.
@trilby5546
@trilby5546 2 ай бұрын
Made my Saturday morning !👍⭐️
@jbqu3142
@jbqu3142 2 ай бұрын
Considering this week events in Paris, a Cojones Award is attributed to Emmanuel Macron.
@jlrob85
@jlrob85 2 ай бұрын
JK Rowling is the Cojonies GOAT!
@Alexander-hd9xc
@Alexander-hd9xc 2 ай бұрын
I'm happy to see you brought back the random shots of applauding audience members! I thought that was hilarious during the pandemic!!!
@refrigman12
@refrigman12 2 ай бұрын
Awesome addition to the show 👍🏼
@Homeschoolsw6
@Homeschoolsw6 2 ай бұрын
2:28..." Shame! " lol
@jeffkeener3294
@jeffkeener3294 2 ай бұрын
Check out that ribbon on Bill's chest. Brilliant!
@ShineOnBenevolentSun
@ShineOnBenevolentSun 2 ай бұрын
If only the left loop were bigger than the right...
@franklinschneider1273
@franklinschneider1273 2 ай бұрын
❤Bill Maher. Thanks for this
@Oldgoaled
@Oldgoaled 2 ай бұрын
I watched "I'm Glad We Met" - "A Short Drama Film." when it ended, this video played next automatically. I haven't watched Bill in years!
@Stellaperez658
@Stellaperez658 2 ай бұрын
Bill's got my favorite set of Cojones! All balls out!!
@BenSussmanpro
@BenSussmanpro 2 ай бұрын
I’m 100% behind testing (& I wasn’t always a high scorer), and I could care less about the culture issues. Math is math in both poor & rich neighborhoods.
@togthercamealex
@togthercamealex 2 ай бұрын
People with money paid for classes to teach them how to pass the test… the s.a.t… is not an indicator and whether someone would be good at college. Pass grades are a better metric.
@tsubadaikhan6332
@tsubadaikhan6332 2 ай бұрын
@@togthercamealex Ah. Like everything, it's more complex than it seems.
@samkochel6990
@samkochel6990 2 ай бұрын
​@@togthercamealex24 year teacher here. Too much differentiation throughout the nation on what a grade means and too much grade inflation. More anyone with the internet can find free SAT test prep. Finally, money can also buy tutoring for better grades...
@Missy-Missy1111
@Missy-Missy1111 2 ай бұрын
​@togthercamealex I agree! I did not do well on the SAT & the ACT, but I graduated cum laude from undergrad & earned an MA.
@BenSussmanpro
@BenSussmanpro 2 ай бұрын
@@togthercamealexThe classes don’t add more than 20 or 30 pts on average. Also grades are too arbitrary.
@bethanygagas7532
@bethanygagas7532 2 ай бұрын
As a high school teacher, I really agree with the bit about SAT testing. However, many students now opt for the ACT instead.
@mul7777
@mul7777 2 ай бұрын
It would be cool if he actually sent these winners the award.
@js7733
@js7733 2 ай бұрын
Budlight was more about the marketing director not Mr mulvaney
@philwill0123
@philwill0123 2 ай бұрын
Yes, but people shooting cans and losing their shit, because a trans person got personalised cans of beer did not deserve the vitriol.
@js7733
@js7733 2 ай бұрын
@@philwill0123 the company should of never gone political in advertising, it’s a lose lose no matter what the topic. If they mocked pro life or pro choice you’d have similar reactions. The right is just tired of seeing it shoved down their throats. But if you don’t support the message don’t buy it, and that’s what happened
@12trguitar
@12trguitar 2 ай бұрын
@@js7733It’s not a political issue to have partnership with a trans person. Same as it’s not with any person who is not in politics. If people didn’t hate trans people so much, no one would have seen it.
@js7733
@js7733 2 ай бұрын
@@12trguitar I don’t recall saying hiring a trans person was political, the hate like always comes from the left. The comments from the marketing VP cause bud light to get what they deserve. This was the first time conservatives gave liberals a taste of their own medicine
@loraa3873
@loraa3873 2 ай бұрын
Who's more prone to cancel and be knee jerk reactionary? Maher could go on for days about the left's attempts
@yancoh307
@yancoh307 2 ай бұрын
This is great stuff. Garth did just fine weathering that storm, and I hope Rowling has the last laugh with all her haters too.
@Donillini
@Donillini 2 ай бұрын
Rowling is an interesting one because while Bill is generally right on the details, she has basically turned into a Twitter troll and acts like an asshole for no reason.
@philwill0123
@philwill0123 2 ай бұрын
​@@Donillinithis. She fuels her own hate. Like chapelle and Gervais, it's like she deliberately targets trans community to then claim she's the victim and fuel more negativity. She has got used to being a public martyr for transphobia and is craving the attention.
@joeberg3317
@joeberg3317 2 ай бұрын
@@Donillinigood. She’s completely right about this and the other side have been trying to get people cancelled for much less for years, I hope she keeps going on this.
@parttimehuman
@parttimehuman 2 ай бұрын
@@joeberg3317 She's not completely right. She's the hater, and she's a fucking bigot.
@deadshot8077
@deadshot8077 2 ай бұрын
Rowling is an absolute hero for standing up for those women who are least able to do so for themselves.
@cartergirl3of3
@cartergirl3of3 2 ай бұрын
I told you this last time, Bill - this segment needs to be longer. I dont want to have to repeat myself again.
@jeremiahdillard9201
@jeremiahdillard9201 2 ай бұрын
That ending was based as hell. Well done Bill!
@shadowgb
@shadowgb 2 ай бұрын
I think bill just admitted trans women are in fact, actually men.
@lucashouse9117
@lucashouse9117 2 ай бұрын
We need more of this. A little less woke from the left and a lot less racist and crazy from the right. Everyone come back a little closer to the center and just enjoy life again. So much of the things we constantly bicker about is so petty. Life's too short. Let's focus on what we have in common. We're better than what we've become.
@SiCREATION.2024
@SiCREATION.2024 2 ай бұрын
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@tubester4567
@tubester4567 2 ай бұрын
To the Democrats/left anyone who isnt them is a racist/bigot/homophobe/misogynist. US media is more like Russian or Chinese media, controlled by the government.
@giantsr1eva
@giantsr1eva 2 ай бұрын
@lucashouse9117 We’re already a centrist country, but our media won’t tell us that. We’re not becoming a communist country and we are not defunding the police. If the media didn’t talk about bickering, then people wouldn’t watch it.
@alexkocian690
@alexkocian690 2 ай бұрын
Could also do with a lot less racism and anti-semitism from the left.
@gizelle1
@gizelle1 2 ай бұрын
The trans identified men are like kamikaze pilots when confronted with sanity, but they've met their match with J.K. Rowling. She gives zero f's. Love her.
@Brian-nt1hh
@Brian-nt1hh 2 ай бұрын
Thx again Bill, you got ‘em
@TadashiNazuka
@TadashiNazuka 2 ай бұрын
Great Segment. Well Done.
@SN-sz7kw
@SN-sz7kw 2 ай бұрын
Well done. You could, if you wanted, hand out the Ovarios Awards. But it’s tough to replace the Truck Nuts.
@marsspacex6065
@marsspacex6065 2 ай бұрын
Rowling is a true hero to stand up against the death eaters in society.
@MjolnirsPower
@MjolnirsPower 2 ай бұрын
F YEAH DUDE!!! J.K. Rowling is AWESOME!!!! I Love her for standing up in that way.
@RosemaryH4259
@RosemaryH4259 2 ай бұрын
LOVE this!!!!!!😀 Brilliant!!
@user-mb8qi3ky5q
@user-mb8qi3ky5q 2 ай бұрын
JK Rowling 2024 👍
@Ahjile
@Ahjile 2 ай бұрын
Quite right about JK Rowling. I didn't always think so, but she's as correct as can be on those issues.
@sfbeancounter
@sfbeancounter 2 ай бұрын
I love this video. keep it up Bill. I enjoy people, who can express their opinions.
@grafjean25
@grafjean25 2 ай бұрын
I am glad you are keeping the Cojones alive!
@nationalscholar
@nationalscholar 2 ай бұрын
Great segment!
@TheFurreid
@TheFurreid 2 ай бұрын
JK Rowling’s was well deserved!
@gamesman0118
@gamesman0118 2 ай бұрын
I want to see how each Award winner reacts to getting the Award.
@andrewshepherd1633
@andrewshepherd1633 2 ай бұрын
I expect the reactions would range from good humor and a joke to "Cool, I don't care." Honestly I'm OK with both but would love to see what the jokes would be as well.
@susancampbell4062
@susancampbell4062 2 күн бұрын
Bravo, M. Maher! Brilliant humor, irony and sarcasm as usual. Booting out the idiots on both sides... I love it!
@joshisajedi2461
@joshisajedi2461 2 ай бұрын
Bill Maher, Last Week Tonight, and The Daily show are holding down political comedy.
@nathanfolkemer8392
@nathanfolkemer8392 2 ай бұрын
Good golly. Bill is so witty with intelligence and humor. I don't always agree with him but who cares? The dude is funny!
@helene420
@helene420 2 ай бұрын
Sure up until the last bit making fun of trans people committing suicide. That was just hilarious. 😒🙄 Bill is a dick.
@gavindoyle8717
@gavindoyle8717 2 ай бұрын
Congrats to all the deserving winners this year.
@meinking22
@meinking22 2 ай бұрын
Great segment 😂
@rabbitholegirl1
@rabbitholegirl1 2 ай бұрын
Yeah JK!
@gavinkirk4787
@gavinkirk4787 2 ай бұрын
Los Muchachos/as Con Cojones Grande. Lol
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