The 2024 New Egypt Rumble

The New Egypt Rumble is a battle royal that begins with two wrestlers in the ring. The remaining participants are introduced one by one at 90-second intervals, their order of entry having been determined by a random draw earlier in the day. A wrestler is eliminated from competition by being thrown over the top rope and having both feet touch the floor. The last person standing is the winner and may challenge for any UWC championship they want (World Heavyweight Title, United States Title, or Tag Team Title), at any time they want! And in addition, the winner of this year’s Rumble will also be awarded the United States Championship, vacated by the injured Flash Carter!
The 22 participants, in alphabetical order: “Big Poppa Parm” Joey Angelo, “Brilliant” Bobby Banks, “Rad Dad” Radley Belmont, “Chop Daddy” Biggie Biggs, “Woah Daddy” Andd Bivians, “The One” Geoffrey Bravo, World Heavyweight Champion Tony Chini, Francesca, The Gargantuan, Tag Team Champion Bryan Haden, "Nuketown Dragon" Boom Harden, Hector El Toro, “Poppa Bear” Wade Krueger, Jack Maertens, The Big Icon Magic, Kyle Moore, One Half of The Co-Op, "The Leader of Payne’s Gate” Kyle Payne, “Strange and Unusual” Eris Spiral, Tag Team Champion The “Jekyll” Lawrence Spiral, Warhead, “Battle Royal Specialist” Mr. ZL (who is obviously Craig Z-List who chooses to hide his identity for some reason.)
Ring Announcer: Kevin Scholla
Referees: George Pinaha and Jimmy Storm
Promoter: Lois Thomas
Honorable President and Former Heavyweight Champion: Joe Rules
United Wrestling Coalition, New Egypt Rumble, McKaig-Test-Mullen American Legion, New Egypt, New Jersey, June 8, 2024