Tales From TheVarus

Some things that happened during lockdown.
Episode 2 - • TheVarus Strakes Buck
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[@threemad]

ONGUGUNGENGEN VILAGE

[@unassumingaccount395]

Bababooobies i love u 2mad 💖

[@loveurpfpbtwway1725]

What are you doing here step bro?

[@FoonoLIVE]

Ligma

[@pepsiman4418]

shush up your mouth off

[@leowon]

nice seeing you here

[@osmiphos9061]

When all hope was lost... internet historian remembered his password

[@max_208]

and all of that thanks to nord vpn

[@hsbsbytbad9326]

Maxime Daniel beated me to it fuc-

[@debetrolence1991]

Bruh but what's up with all those ads?? Jeez IH, you gots to chill with those ads mate. Too many!

[@varnix1006]

@@max_208 *Dashlane

[@Kurochana]

Inb4 Dashlane sponsorship

[@TheDrakeProjectTDP]

Honestly "Shut up and panic" is a *perfect* way to describe the last 2 years.

[@Dan_Kanerva]

"Shut up and cancel" the anthem of Twitter

[@tgiacin435]

Yeah

[@falsehero2001]

“Grandpa? What did you do during the pandemic?” “I was a tail gunner for Charmin.”

[@PitFriend1]

I used to think the way people acted in disaster movies were amazingly stupid. And now that we’re going through this I realize they weren’t acting stupid enough.

[@aevvah_flxwer8550]

Underrated comment. Yeah deep down we're all just animals. :/ This year better end up in future history courses. Edit: Didn't expect all the likes. Thanks everyone, stay safe. :)

[@laurocoman]

We literally had people spreading the virus INTENTIONALLY. In the films it's always some evil corporate because there's some spoils to it, in reality it's just dumb people for shits and giggles.

[@silverdragon122]

I know, right? That's what blows me away after all this. People actually behave dumber in real life.

[@0Onyx13]

Right? In movies they try to drive out of town, hoard food, try to find heat and shelter, in real life they hoard on toilet paper when it's not even a stomach virus, they shot at a hurricane, they attacked 5G towers because being constructed while covid is going on cannot possibly be unrelated. Oh dear disaster movie writers, they had way too much hope in humanity.

[@thepope2412]

Bitchslapped real life isn’t much different, the Chinese you see

[@bluez_w]

This is real, unexaggerated, history, that I actually lived through, and yet it still sounds like a shitpost.

[@zakariaali8864]

"Reality is stranger than fiction"

[@elroma7712]

@@zakariaali8864 reality is stupider than fiction.

[@sergentharker7182]

History is a giant shitpost

[@SupernalVoyage]

@@elroma7712 If anyone wrote something like the toilet paper panic into a book or movie I would have called it bad writing.

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

God is the master of shitposting.

[@6stringstorulethemall967]

So I had lost my home back in 2020 and was sleeping in my car, driving around LA like a nomad and it was genuinely the most surreal year of my life because literally nobody was outside. I could drive anywhere and everything was quiet it was freaky

[@NoahDaArk]

Okay um… I’m gonna be completely honest, that sounds both awesome and creepy and I kinda want to learn more about your adventures as the LA Nomad

[@connorhealy1562]

Did it start with a bullet to the brain? That'd fit in line with the Fallout intro to the video

[@cristianarreola7246]

Sounds like you entered the Twilight Zone. Sounds really fun.

[@tsunax1400]

Yeah I still had to go in to work because my employer brought a bunch of cleaning wipes and masks when the virus kicked off and the company and staff were considered 'essential' as a result. It was bs and we all resented it but that 1 hr 20 mins travel through London was great, it was awesome not being sandwiched in the underground anymore

[@colechapman3382]

It was so wild going into Manhattan in 2020. No cars or people was WEIRD

[@ChristianStout]

The further removed we are from 2020, the funnier it becomes.

[@spencerm5913]

I watch it every 6months just to remember

[@oddunb6190]

It didn’t even stop until 2022 though…

[@SwimmingInSunlight]

​@@oddunb6190it hasn't stopped yet to this day...

[@komiks42]

​@@SwimmingInSunlightcovid? No, it didn't stoped Panic buying of goods? Yea, stoped. Didn't remember anyone fighting for toilet paper

[@Zeithri]

This was hilarious while it was ongoing. It was just such a disbelief stupidity move.

[@DeadwingDork]

2020 is like the Fallout 76 of years.

[@Mikey-zk5wc]

No one was there for half of it

[@pastel-ufos]

Well put, Claw.

[@slaire7799]

Back then we envision 2020 like todd said: 4 TIMES THE MAP SIZE 16x THE DETAILS. who is the todd howard of 2020?

[@Vedgy]

@@slaire7799 Trump

[@alexanderstraus7455]

76 kinda makes a comeback, something that I cant say about 2020

[@pajen6849]

The internet historians main channel? Haven't heard that name in years...

[@freecs6339]

It takes years to do such a good video

[@OwnFall420]

HE’S BACK

[@BloBlas123]

yes cat, YES !

[@sirapple589]

He lost the password to the main channel and just recently found it.

[@finnianreyes-skindziel5736]

Now that's a name I've not heard for a long time.....

[@matthewsmiley3630]

“how do I take my white blood cell count? This ones all red” made me laugh out loud

[@nekroxxigasmith1093]

"Squash were being compressed" is one of the best jokes..

[@alyshay82597]

I feel like NordVPN isn't even sponsoring Internet Historian anymore, he's just continuing the story for the sake of the story. He's doing this for the art of it all.

[@KiomonDuck]

@naruto tricked me sry I hope they are paying more that that chump change.

[@kingvt817]

kiomon 10 grand as chump change? Lol

[@siechamontillado]

NordVPN and Internet Historian probably have had breakup sex, like, 17 times now; probably.

[@fuckyourweakness843]

High quality indeed

[@mehukattti]

NordVPN pulled the plug years ago and has even filed lawsuits against Internet Historian, but the madman can't be stopped.

[@gustanogueira1203]

POV: You're a kid in 2035 You hear your parents talking about that 2020 pandemic or some shit You Google It, and there you are

[@juankgonzalez6230]

It's gonna be wild

[@Ebb0Productions]

Hey kids! DAD WAS HERE!

[@evang2881]

This only 15 years away. KZbin's been around for about 15 years.

[@ita5297]

Hey i wasnt here

[@death_XP]

A child will research this video to understand what the parents keep talking about, this is insane

[@shaggyhuh8596]

The toilet paper situation made me realize how many people are so beyond dumb

[@vimal-cliobconsulting]

Society is dumb indeed

[@colonelfalcar1089]

A person is smart, PEOPLE are dumb

[@pluckyscuds]

The 5g tower is worse

[@Hansen19971]

The toilet paper is kinda understandable Some dumb people believe in the rumor --> Some people realize that some dumb people believe the rumor and buy TP before it runs out --> Some people realize they can turns profit by selling TP --> Repeat 5G tho

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

​@@pluckyscuds Yeah, I would rank thr 5G tower bullshit far higher.

[@JP3Gl]

crazy how it’s been 2 years since i watched this. hard to believe the world was like this at one point 😭

[@ProjectV6]

I honestly prefer those old days over the ones we have now...

[@SakustarsShine]

I remember being a huge germaphobic at that time (I still carry my bottle of alcohol) but I no longer have the same precautions. You know I learned that we have to adapt, and face our sad reality.

[@logicaldude3611]

That’s how easy it is to manipulate many people. If you think notes weren’t being taken…

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

My job made us go hybrid with working both from home and at the office and I miss being fully remote. It was why I took the job. Every time I'm stuck in traffic, or have to take a detour because of an accident, or almost have an accident because of an impatient driver, I always think, "I wouldn't be dealing with this bull if we were just working remote again." We only go in two days a week, but still. I now half the time try to find an excuse to not go in and to just work from home. This week, I'm dogsitting for my mom 😂. I legitimately am, but this dog can hold himself for up to 15 hours, I *could* have gone into the office today...but my workplace doesn't need to know that. I get the sense my co-workers are doing the same, or they claim they need to arrive late, lol. Nobody likes going in to the damn office.

[@cirlu_bd]

I don't think he's sponsored by NordVPN anymore, he just does the ads for fun now.

[@thevikvids]

the nord vpn guy part of the kkk ha haaaa

[@toastytarantula3377]

@fuck google wait isn't just a costume that was edited

[@erikurizita6702]

@@toastytarantula3377 Well I mean, what do you think a KKK uniform is? You don’t just go buy them at Wal-Mart.

[@toastytarantula3377]

@@erikurizita6702 no I mean like an executioner costume but edited Edit: yeah thats just a costume not a KKK uniform

[@erikurizita6702]

@@toastytarantula3377 Ah, I see. Sorry for the misunderstanding my friend. Didn’t try to be condescending, but I just read my comment back and I’m come off as a prick. So my apologies

[@Atlasbr001]

"Squash were being...compressed" Underrated joke

[@Fish_152]

Fish fish fish

[@jackdizzy123]

@@Fish_152 om nom nom

[@aisforairborne]

Help me understand please

[@StratOFerus]

@@aisforairborne Nah, I don't think there's a need to *press* the subject.

[@JMittenkit]

Squash were Squished!

[@TheMaskedFox288]

"Am I bugging or is fucking Mary dead?" Honestly a valid question

[@esmeecampbell7396]

18:39 Maddie is kind of a BADDIE tho😍

[@sleepy6476]

​@@esmeecampbell7396i thought I was the only one who noticed

[@esmeecampbell7396]

@@sleepy6476 THANK YOU! at least there's someone else with taste these days

[@TheMaskedFox288]

​@@esmeecampbell7396 Yk maddie is probably underage right you creep?

[@shavneelnand1976]

This video may just serve as a Sparknotes styled for students later on about 2020. Crazy to think that internet historian is setting up for future students with entertaining content.

[@mattsquared87]

A literal internet historian at this point

[@mizudake92]

The jokes per minute in this video is at a critical level.

[@oldtimetinfoilhatwearer]

Tzeentach levels

[@marcaliaga5440]

Are the Abigail spanburgur adds part of the jokes?

[@ribriddler8114]

@@oldtimetinfoilhatwearer I know this is a warhammer reference but ive got no idea what it means

[@drunkroku4054]

This episode was gay. The end bit was Greta level super gay.

[@stan5794]

@@ribriddler8114 hey hey people

[@Torg7520]

"Actually, the details are a bit foggy, but it's believed that Batman was eating soup with his hands at a Chinese restaurant when someone coughed on the croutons"

[@LeaksHater]

wat

[@Charlie_Loves]

If it were Batman-we’d be fine

[@LazyObsidian744]

the fact that the aussie pm scolded australia like that is the most comedic thing ever

[@markcoroneos7811]

Not as good as when he flew off to hawaii for a holiday during one of the worst bushfire seasons we'd had in a while 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@LazyObsidian744]

@@markcoroneos7811 skill issue

[@AlphaQHard]

@@markcoroneos7811 Typical politician. They only want to get into the trough, because they’re pigs 🐷

[@TTOS69]

Their leaders are so condescending and make everyone feel like 5 year olds when they talk like that lmao

[@verylostdoommarauder]

Wow. People tend to panic and act irrationally when they're stuck in a situation that is completely new, with no similar experiences that they can compare to, and also stuck isolated for months on end. Such a discovery for sociology and psychology.

[@vimal-cliobconsulting]

It's always been like that

[@FrahdChikun]

Man's greatest fear is the fear of the unknown.

[@LocalGuardsman]

Let me remind everyone that the year ain’t even over yet. This is just part one.

[@therm0alfred448]

Exactly

[@taeunaosei9107]

This season of Earth is my favorite

[@annabella1650]

Oh come on we’ve got about 4 months left, how much worse can things get?

[@BETTASIAN]

@@annabella1650 alien invasion?

[@ereoleon]

Spain flu lasted 18 months so.... yeah ...2021 is going to be wild.

[@BobbyDukeArts]

I already have Nord, but I'm going to get it again just because of the effort you put into that ad.

[@MastersPipe]

Yo dawg I heard you like NordVPN, so I NordVPN your NordVPN so you are even harder to track on the internet.

[@nondescriptindividual3793]

Nice seeing you here!

[@Guendo]

Wasn't expecting you here.

[@Angelo-anc]

Buy a OnePlus Nord and put NordVPN in there

[@commonsense7754]

The Dukie is a fan of our Aussie made Internet Historian haha good to see

[@yrzbateno]

0:06 Intro 1:11 Toilet Paper 7:50 GGGGG 10:37 Fake Cures 13:30 Supply Chain 15:56 Zoom 20:36 Nature 2: Reloaded 22:39 Outro You were on mars, elon musk is the president and you were obama the whole time

[@ali.___..mrlegendman]

Yeah.

[@romancatholicgameing]

​@@ali.___..mrlegendman "Yeah." What an interesting and insightful response.

[@NotOnLand]

It's so wild looking back on all this, just to see the upload date was _only 5 months into the pandemic._ All that shit felt like it took 2 years, and yet I oddly kind of miss it.

[@lifevest1]

I still remember improvising. No toilet paper? Use paper towels/cocktail napkins. No hand sanitizer? use Everclear!

[@NotOnLand]

@@lifevest1 No Everclear? Use hand sanitizer

[@bramblepathv4649]

He didn’t just remember his password, he remembered the nuclear codes

[@dside_ru]

> [approaching a blast door] Hey, a keypad! ...I don't know the code. I'll try some random numbers. [beeping] No? Okay, 1-3-3-7. [beeping] No... 1-2-3-4. [door opens] Ah-ha-ha! You know, as much as I'd like to claim this was the result of me being a genius, it's more that someone else was not. Knowing this code makes me a threat to national security now.

[@spartan0war]

"The squashes were being compressed" Such a throwaway line but I love it

[@oliverlapsley3811]

Won't lie, it made me unnecessarily angry.

[@kilikus822]

You want us all to pull out our thesauruses? WHAT could he have possibly said otherwise!!!! /s

[@erinfragola5377]

Potatoes not being atoed

[@adammisiable]

Operation: Ice to see you

[@Green_Shift]

Our family typically kept our garage stocked with toilet paper BEFORE the panic set in. It was only a minor inconvenience. It’s irritating that people would rather panic about literally anything than attempt to be rational.

[@assassin8636]

That's a normal thing to do 😑

[@sharpfang]

I stockpiled on TP over 4 years ago. When there were no shortages, pandemic or panic of any kind. It doesn't go bad with age, you don't quit using it, and it takes up unreasonable volume in your regular shopping, so buying a stockpile once several years is my tactic. I still have ~20 rolls and haven't bought one throughout the entire pandemic.

[@pal5683]

I do this too, glad to know I'm not alone.

[@artyb27]

So a regular-sized pack of TP takes up "unreasonable volume" in your regular shopping (which is a short-lived activity and can even be delivered) but a stockpile of TP doesn't take up unreasonable volume in your house for several years?

[@sharpfang]

@@artyb27 My regular shopping is a shopping bag, typically filled to the brim. A 16-roll pack would take up more than half of it. The stockpile takes up an otherwise unused, not so easy to reach shelf running the length of my bathroom, stacked 2 packs high. Buying the stockpile involved a bulk package of something like 20 16-packs, roughly the size of a couch backrest. Very unwieldy but quite light, so it was one trip, maybe 20 minutes of dealing with that BS total.

[@ethanl5527]

I like how all the quotes are fake except the Gwyneth Paltrow one about zucchini.

[@Pasteldqueijo]

How do you know that ? Why do you know that ?

[@iplat]

@@Pasteldqueijo because they're the XKCD black hat guy

[@ohnoitschris]

@@Pasteldqueijo JonTron covered her Goop thing and how she's a treasure trove of madness

[@Nope-en9bo]

Lex_Ka Charlie aka MoistCritikal and Jontron made some awesome content about them scented shit candles.

[@Sandux930]

*vibe* stickers y'all

[@gamesux420]

I love how those people had no problem with 4G thats allright but when you get to 5? Nah thats too much, thats where the draw the line!

[@pissfrog]

Thats too many Gs!!!

[@arthas640]

I've met people that literally said "I don't know what 5g is exactly but I know it causes cancer". More then 1 person has told me they think Bill Gates invented it to track them with microchips

[@mr.p215]

Actually there was, also with 3G, but as it became normal part of our daily lives those people just died out, like they should. It will be the same with 6G

[@bastiananuss1727]

i think because the frequency is a good amount higher. i dont want to shlttalk 5G nor do i think it caused the virus or some BS. but it is in fact a higher frequency than before and it also needs a lot more towers to sustain a stable network. there are no long term studies that can show how much and if it really affects the human body, just because it needs time for these studies. perhaps its really a bad idea like asbestos was in a retrospective view, and perhaps not, perhaps its just like a microwave and as long as you are not braindead it will not hurt you. but i think it is better to discuss something and keep an eye on it than to dismiss all critics as lunatics, this doesn‘t refer to your comment especially, but to the tone in many comment sections

[@bastiananuss1727]

@hi there lol yes

[@SuicidalTurnip]

Looking back it honestly feels like a fever dream. I remember going shopping and not being able to get soap, hand sanitiser, toilet paper, and a tonne of other essentials because people just went absolutely nuts.

[@susannahlewis8464]

I appreciate that Australia had a reason for freaking out about toilet paper. I don't think Americans knew why we were hoarding toilet paper.

[@Supermoneygang12]

Lmao they didn’t have a reason though did you even watch the video

[@mancamiatipoola]

Yeah, the reason was someone pulled a social experiment and dumb-ass australians fell for it like sheep following a sheep dog just because it is barking. People are dumb, gullible, panicky animals and australians proved it one more time...

[@funny3scene]

Get a bidet, problem solved

[@Beaver_Monday]

I love how underrated "CEO of Australia" actually is

[@rebelgaming1.5.14]

Context: Australia is registered as a company as well as a country. Therefore the leader is both CEO and Prime Minister.

[@YouW00t]

It's a great meme.

[@vieyel9031]

Probably getting a lot of attention now that he’s locked everyone in their homes again

[@Dorian-_-Gray]

your comment is like an unintentional parody of KZbin comments. oops sorry i mean I Love How Actually your comment is like an unintentional parody of KZbin comments.

[@sethbishop6890]

I know I was like WHAT

[@Darkacez1]

This is probably the first time in my life where I have rewatched an ad by choice because its so funny, great job!

[@JimmyTurner]

Ehh I'm positive you've watched superbowl ads more than a fee times by searching them on youtube.

[@hellboy365bm]

I think the only time where I watch an ad and laugh my ass off the whole way through is Internet Historian videos and it's very impressive that he can be so funny that people will sit through an ad.

[@DrZbo]

Check out Trap Lore Ross

[@aqualemon6009]

3 hours ago?

[@1996REDWOLF1996]

u must be new here

[@marzuqahmed218]

Hard to to think this was 3 years. Feels like yesterday.

[@ManicBacon]

I kinda miss it

[@chain12bb]

True

[@Limrasson]

I went home office then and I'm still in home office now, never got Covid, so it's a net positive experience for me.

[@skelimanter6688]

Seeing this 2 years later makes me realize how much of this time period was a fever dream

[@nomethodonlymadness9528]

I worked at a Walmart during this time. I can remember just wandering the shelves on my break and seeing what WASNT out. We were still fully stocked on trail mix and jerky, you know, food that is shelf stable and long lasting. As well as tea and cough drops, the things one would want for a respiratory illness. It. Was. Hysterical.

[@sethbishop6890]

Cough drops ain't helping an illness they may make you feel a bit better as you die but that's not medicine. Everything for sterilization and hygiene was what people wanted and vitamins to stay healthy. Jerky is far too expensive and people aren't rich they would buy nuts and dried fruit instead and granola.

[@randyortonsdickbulge]

@@sethbishop6890 dried fruit and granola were all over the shelves too…..

[@randyortonsdickbulge]

@@sethbishop6890 if everything had collapsed I would have started killing and raiding……

[@sethbishop6890]

@@randyortonsdickbulgewhy killing that's sadist

[@sethbishop6890]

@@randyortonsdickbulge raiding too depending on society and where were at. Starvation wikkbbnvb

[@AceOfCrowbars]

At times like these, I like to quote Freeman's Mind: Why is everyone who's not me such a problem?!

[@AceOfCrowbars]

@q Yep.

[@satans_scrilla4844]

I read this in Ross's voice

[@diobrando666]

Yeah

[@TheGuardDuck]

OMG I forgot that series existed. I never finished it, need to rewatch!

[@BeerDone]

"EVERYONE IS CRAZY EXCEPT ME!!!" - Disaster Causing Human Arsenal "Doctor" Freeman.

[@eddiebruv]

One good side effect of all the nonsense was London was comparatively a ghost town a year ago. Most shops were open, there were no tourists, and there was almost no traffic. Really civilised. Actually a pleasure to visit. Went there last month and it was like the entire human population had decided to come at once. A freakin’ nightmare.

[@Andypooh37]

Watching this on 2024 feels like 2020 was like a worldwide shitpost event.

[@flipwonderland4181]

hi scug

[@yeethusthyfetus2648]

Any other KZbinr with an ad: "Dammit" I.H's ad thyme: "Ah hell yeah"

[@TheKing60210]

My church is big and keeps getting bigger, thats because Jesus Christ is my N-

[@InHUM44n]

I wouldn't mind 2 ads

[@julianviefers6703]

agreed even here iam missing the raid ad

[@leaffinite3828]

There are about three, maybe four youtubers whose ads are worth watching for entertainment value, and IH is one

[@goosebandicoot7083]

The details are a bit foggy, but it’s believed that Batman was eating soup with his hands at a Chinese restaurant when someone coughed on the croutons

[@greaterdanemark2397]

Why were there croutons in the soup?

[@davidsmith7752]

@@greaterdanemark2397 Texture.

[@DoReMi123acb]

DAMN YOU🤣🤣🤣🤣! I was munching on carrots while watching ad reading this! Do not worry. I didn't die of choking this time

[@Ribbons0121R121]

@@davidsmith7752 missing

[@xNathan2439x]

@@DoReMi123acb this time

[@Philip_Lim]

seeing twomad hits different now

[@PaddyRoon7]

The ads are genuinely the funniest part of his videos lmao

[@johncasy5212]

“The CEO of Australia” I got that take my like

[@VainerCactus0]

More like disappointed Dad in this clip.

[@joshguest1104]

@@VainerCactus0 More like not caring for his citizens

[@someoneprobably1802]

@@joshguest1104, Of course, they are not caring for their citizens. They are politicians. Not caring for the wellbeing of others and only doing whatever it takes to accomplish their own personal goals is why they are in power in the first place.

[@olkasbrix]

@wantafanta01 morrison doesnt understand shite unless told like a 5yr old so they probably make a good team

[@LifesNeverHumDrum]

"A *person* is smart. *People* are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals."

[@Vulkanprimarch]

Ah that is a reference I have not heard in a LONG time. In the perfect delivery by Tommy Lee Jones.

[@Box-O-Soldier]

Accurate. Where is this from?

[@danspencer1281]

@@Box-O-Soldier men in black

[@Redmanticore]

ill also just park this classic here George Carlin ' - Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.'

[@vemone2200]

People human beings in general or considered collectivel ??? Persons (plural) ??? Loads of Persons out there = dumb, dangerous animals. I agree.

[@Jex2112]

Rip to the GOAT, Twomad.. miss ya bro

[@TaiidanOnslaught]

This where I learned about TwoMad. Classic stuff.

[@e2daron]

"Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one." -Sandy Cheeks

[@ratchetexperience8379]

"Keep your expectations low, boy. And you'll never be disappointed" -Kratos

[@mittycommitspizzatime92]

“Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are.” - Patrick Star

[@stevendrake5268]

I know this is out of context but are her cheeks actually sandy???

[@tdestroyer4780]

@Usuário Sarcástico The problem is that colleges are using mainstream news as a source. That's why kids talk about trigger warnings with a straight face. They had to forcefully learn about it or waste tuition money.

[@skavanagh2778]

"roadhouse"-peter griffin

[@lebu6258]

In Bolivia, people destroyed a lot of towers, fun fact: they don't have 5g there.

[@ThisGuyHere17]

Damn. And then someone wants to tell me people aren't dumb

[@HeYoNiA]

@@ThisGuyHere17 People aren't dumb mate, they're just mentally challenged

[@ThisGuyHere17]

@@HeYoNiA I believe that's just "dumb" spelled diffrently

[@HeYoNiA]

@@ThisGuyHere17 Your belief is indeed correct

[@PandemoniumMeltDown]

XD I think I peed myself a little just now :|

[@Zerospacedude]

I love how most of this is in no way an exaggeration and is exactly what happened

[@reapyreaper4780]

I love how self aware he is when making jokes, like he can barely hold in his laughter, it’s hilarious

[@Naz-xk6hq]

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" -George carlin

[@duncanidaho2925]

I bet he's down there now, screaming up at us

[@kidkangaroo5213]

"Always quote famous people, because that makes your statement more valid" -Confucius

[@timm5362]

Get new material

[@israelthepenisbenderadensa8953]

“The fact of the matter is that I’ve lately been having some major bladder issu- oughohhhaiee it happened again” - Abraham Lincoln

[@simonlemonnier1614]

"Never underestimate the stupidity of someone" -Someone, probably

[@notsogood2576]

imagine trying to call 911 but a person burned the signal tower down so you can't call 911 and now a burglar is stealing your Toilet rolls.

[@Father_Kirbo]

100th like

[@Manly-Tears]

If that guy getting tps stolen is the one who burned the cell tower, I'd say it's justice served.

[@HarmKaban]

"Scooters returning to the waterways" - brought a tear to my eye

[@gyromurphy]

Rest in peace, Twomad, you Absolute Madlad

[@ightman712]

He was an odd one for sure, but didn't deserve to go out the way he did.

[@blackwatchpilot5329]

​@@ightman712weird stalker, sexual deviant, psycho and assaulter Sure didn't deserve it

[@canihavethesauce]

​@@blackwatchpilot5329if you were a mentally ill young adult who got thrust into internet fame by grown ups, you'd do the saaame thing.

[@DAngeloWallace]

now instead of struggling to explain the toilet paper shortage of 2020 to my future kids, i will simply show them this video

[@michaelpomales8021]

Same with the 5g conspiracies

[@woosh_police4018]

@Black Laser Always has been

[@cutiecutie6494]

@Black Laser wtf does that mean

[@starmanjoestar8798]

I'm not an anti Semite

[@Vaultboy101]

But for some reason, toilet paper is plentiful in the Fallout wasteland.

[@maganashaker167]

I can’t believe it. He actually got access to his account. How is this possible?

[@Barneyfromhalflife1]

Isnt. youtube made a bot so his fans didnt get bored.

[@jassertn4155]

Nord vpn dude

[@ravingswe]

@@jassertn4155 noted

[@Barneyfromhalflife1]

@@jassertn4155 maybe isnt likely

[@Barneyfromhalflife1]

@@jassertn4155 hes not dumb that he used it to late

[@PrimordialKosmicJoe]

i like to comeback to this video just to make sure 2020 was real and not some bizzare dream we all had

[@snakesonaframe2668]

I live in the US. Thankfully the toilet paper thing wasn’t AS bad in my area, but it was impossible to find paper towels and cleaning supplies. The local wholesale custodial supply company quietly announced they would allow people to come buy reasonable amounts of things they needed. That’s where we went. They could have charged an arm and a leg, or at least as much as it would normally cost at the store, but they only charged the wholesale price. That made me really respect them.

[@shaunlevin5081]

I'm pretty sure he does not even get sponsored by Nord VPN or raid shadow legends.

[@pizzakid4206]

Shaun Levin Are you implying that he’s done it so often that he can’t stop?

[@Pllayer064]

@@pizzakid4206 no he owns them.

[@Safersephiroth777]

Yeah as I said in a previous video he does these ads with so much style you feel obliged to try them out!

[@Fismajster101]

"The worst sequel since WW2" - Holy shit that is brutal

[@vincentr1207]

It's true though...

[@dv4310]

Yet so so true...🏳️‍🌈🧟‍♀️

[@nightsong81]

In both, the good guys lost.

[@ruffusgoodman4137]

@@nightsong81 Did they? I mean, some made it back from the frontlines, can't get better than that

[@TheTomoyaNagase]

@@ruffusgoodman4137 everyone lost in WW2 just like in TLOU2!

[@ZinkyStinky]

Seeing twomad in this video and after what happened to him kinda feels weird.

[@nut4947]

Weird watching this video now knowing twomad is dead

[@chicken8664]

“It’s hard to win an argument against a smart person, but it’s impossible to win an argument against a stupid one.”

[@eljariuso9513]

Its like playing dark souls when you are hiting a boss and he actually gives a fuck

[@-47-]

@Rock Golem It doesn't work. You can't "own" someone with logic if they don't understand the basics of logic. Even if they understand, they'll just fall into ad hominem because to them, it's about feeling right and not about being right.

[@MrPF]

Dumb people think that they are the smartest beings on the planet They are incapable of understanding the concept of contradiction

[@payne267]

Yeah

[@DerpyDooReviews]

@Rock Golem I feel like you are proving them correct, everybody is arguing against you but you're not budging, ergo "It's impossible to win against a stupid person" Thank you for taking part in this experiment.

[@handsomegrinch6279]

This isn’t even half the crazy crap that happened this year, please make a part 2

[@alcatrazz.627]

Lol let the other half of the year happen before that.

[@pringleaddict5827]

Aakarsh Chopra i heard there was ufo sightings , so...

[@handsomegrinch6279]

Pringle Addict it was a drone even the pilot realized that it’s a drone

[@necnec2668]

A last of us part two

[@dasoon0220]

He wants to see where the year goes first.

[@Jhayzer021]

This is not just a meme video, its a documentary.

[@vimal-cliobconsulting]

Yep

[@esmeecampbell7396]

It's the best video on KZbin

[@Rose-hh7mk]

This video will be a crash course for history students in 2050

[@nigimy]

Maybe the real corona was the friends we made along the way.

[@Propanus]

Yeah maybe, but it better be treasure too

[@cake6363]

reddit humor

[@breastmilkgaming]

"It's far more A than I"

[@Jaws-zb1cg]

This was funny the first 900 times

[@bubbachump3818]

Because they're a parasite? yeah m8

[@jakobhere620]

"Tonight at 6, a local African exchange student has been facing discrimination on his online Zoom classes; he tells all later tonight."

[@longscallop2107]

RIP twomad

[@loppi9710]

Rip twomad, thank you for giving us the best zoom content during pandemic

[@potaterjim]

I love how this whole thing just illustrates that humans never really evolved from shrieking apes

[@seankrkovich2869]

Bro, if I were a real chimp than I would going full on ape shit on you. Instead I'm just being punny.

[@dsy457]

It's hilariously ironic that people will murder each other caveman style so they don't have to wipe their asses like cavemen

[@scoott8605]

@@dsy457 reject monke return to monke

[@seankrkovich2869]

@Wubba Wubba If I were taking this seriously; I wouldn't use the word punny

[@potaterjim]

@Wubba Wubba he's right though, and apes totally shit on each other

[@parsifal9251]

"The people in the Black Death were so ignorant and superstitious. They thought the Plague was caused by the planets aligning! I'm so glad people are smart now and we have science!"

[@swaggerdagger8976]

Jesus fuckin Christ this is the second dark ages. I was reading a history book and we're doing the stupid shit again

[@FireFly-kz2te]

Its just mass hysteria dude making us stupid

[@tardvandecluntproductions1278]

No need to go back that far, we are repeating the same stupidity from during the Spanish flu

[@lyravain6304]

@@FireFly-kz2te "A person can be smart, people are STUPID". Proven over and over.

[@lcunash8093]

Tons of people thought/think that 5G towers caused covid... I don’t see the difference.

[@Admiralkirk95]

Got to love that twomad probably went into a few chats and people recognized him and purposely said nothing.

[@esmeecampbell7396]

18:39 Maddie is kind of a BADDIE tho😍

[@HailMyKayle]

R.I.P Twomad

[@alejandrovega8370]

All jokes aside The “nature is healing” meme was the best part of the lockdown

[@acatwithafancyhat5782]

Not not dying? Great government wasted 15 months of my life and counting. Don’t get me wrong I’d like clean streets but it’s only gotten worse over here in the states.

[@80degrees98]

@@acatwithafancyhat5782 that's the us for you lmao

[@ashj_2088]

Still in lockdown 🤯🔫

[@Snas2430]

@@acatwithafancyhat5782 lmaoooooo good luck in that country my man

[@acatwithafancyhat5782]

@@Snas2430 at least I’m not in Europe. I hope you’ve heard about what’s going on there.

[@troostan2776]

Can’t wait for the days that these videos are shown in history classes

[@esvi9818]

I hope I never become a teacher But if For some reason it happends, I’ll will show them this The kids need to know

[@fahadsyed4954]

Love your picture Sal

[@troostan2776]

Fahad Syed thanks man

[@tahunuva4254]

It just need to avoid the issue of mass imprisonment a liiiitle bit more, and then they'll totally make it part of the curriculum.

[@Joannefibracs9994]

This pandemic will be made into historic documentaries lol

[@researcherchameleon4602]

17:41 every time I see him rise, my mind instantly thinks he is wearing a sombrero, until he rises completely

[@cesar3260]

Sadly he's never going to raise again.

[@snott9191]

I worked in retail during this time; we broke up SEVERAL fights over toilet paper. I no longer work retail

[@moomyung9231]

As a former retail worker, I felt bad for most of the employees working then. Except the ones who were just completely rude when I didn't even ask anything from them, I was just paying for my stuff and a few would glare at me and act snippy when I said thank you. That hasn't happened at all since things went back to normal, so maybe they were just that stressed out.

[@wantedwario2621]

A year after this whole thing started, and it almost seems made up how insane things were and just how dumb literally everyone was. But no, it all actually happened.

[@gavinbrechbill5635]

Glad I'm not the only one rewatching this a year later

[@gamer645464]

Doesn't feel like its been a year at all...

[@blimlimlimm]

NGL March of 2020 was so comfy. I spent a solid four weeks just getting high and playing Minecraft.

[@Michael-jq5pf]

@@blimlimlimm right? It was like vacation as long as you managed to keep the 24/7 noise of sirens, gunshots, and blood-curdling screams outside from getting to you.

[@audiodood]

Same

[@matthicksxx]

“The CEO of Australia” lol

[@intelligencecube6752]

No joke, Australia is an American Company.

[@intelligencecube6752]

Look up Economics Explained, he showed us how and why

[@JimmehRulez]

@@intelligencecube6752 bruh

[@intelligencecube6752]

@@JimmehRulez yeah bruh?

[@JimmehRulez]

@@intelligencecube6752 bruh bruh, bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh!

[@sarah3796]

“Save lives! Hug someone” .. I think my mum went to that protest 🤦‍♀️😓🤦‍♀️😓👏😓🤦‍♀️😓

[@vimal-cliobconsulting]

Lol

[@GhengizKanye]

Never got the toilet paper thing. We dont have bidets in the US, usually, but the general consensus on taking a shit and finding out you dont have toilet paper around is to just hop in the shower. Idk how in a nation where we have people masturbating with showerheads we didnt think theyd properly clean a butthole THAT WILL ALSO CLEAN THE REST OF THEIR BODIES.

[@user-fe8gx3ie5v]

You still use toilet paper in places with bidets.

[@Genghis-Jon]

@@user-fe8gx3ie5v This dude used a bidet once and wondered what the appeal to wet pants was.

[@user-fe8gx3ie5v]

@@Genghis-Jon LMAO

[@Dancingonthesun]

My shower head is immovable, BRB going to handstand goatse to clean myself

[@GhengizKanye]

@@Dancingonthesun how did you wash your ass before?

[@koltonbb7920]

The “squash were being compressed” was an underrated joke in my opinion

[@ttacx]

lol... yes

[@simonno5869]

can you elaborate? english is not my native language

[@chipsams3592]

@@simonno5869 squash is a word for compressing, if that helps. Sorry if you knew that already.

[@jxtapose]

@@simonno5869 Like chip sams said, the fruit itself would've been an easy joke to make but instead the historian just simply said it was being compressed.

[@TiberianFiend]

@@simonno5869 He could've said the squash was being squashed, but he disrupted expectations and said the squash was being compressed. That's the joke.

[@zaarthelizard2728]

“Squash are being compressed.” You know what you did. You, evil, little demon.

[@Yallan]

Why does your headcrab profile pic work so, so well with this comment?

[@zaarthelizard2728]

Yallan I have no idea.

[@captainclipy6236]

Yallan situational irony

[@PandemoniumMeltDown]

He used a synonym to avoid redundance, jolly good show lad, our boy is indeed a true gentleman and a scholar.

[@jeremykuehnau5859]

The toilet paper thing to me was funny, because up until peak covid I had an Amazon subscription to these huge rolls of toilet paper, I already had like three dozen at that point and I just kept forgetting to cancel it. Amazon cancelled it for me peak toilet paper panic. I was giving stuff away to friends and family. What a ridiculous thing to happen.

[@BigPuddin]

This guy's editing is legendary. No wonder it takes so long for him to release videos.

[@MegaPROBlader]

"...but when the world needed him most, he returned"

[@patternwhisperer4048]

He was never gone check his other channel lol

[@willferg7347]

he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous need for ad revenue he found no peace

[@josef2970]

Pattern Whisperer yea

[@MegaPROBlader]

@@patternwhisperer4048 ik is jus, meme

[@KiraSlith]

@@patternwhisperer4048 IQ 0. That was so obviously a joke that now YOU are the joke.

[@NotForLongNFL]

He makes all those garbage puns and then “Squash were being compressed” lmao

[@rpk675]

He is a man of quality

[@ProtoZealott]

top 10 anime betrayals right there

[@Mic_Glow]

Directed by M.Night Shaymalian

[@jonavuka]

he's not gonna lower himself to such low hanging fruit lol

[@sammylammy996]

@@jonavuka this is the worst comment i have ever had the unfortunate privilege to lay my eyes on

[@czechoutboom1597]

I come back to this video every once in a while, because it always somehow becomes more ridiculous through the current events. It's like pairing good cheese and wine. I can't believe, that the same twomad, who did the zoom pranks is now the one who done the deed with Belle Delphine.

[@wildfire9017]

Fly low twomad🙏🙏🙏

[@canihavethesauce]

you agree with whatever the Internet tells you, huh kid?

[@baringozi2214]

There must be a part two. This unprecedented dumpster fire of a year is not over yet.

[@Promethe3u5]

Tales from TheVarus 2: electric boogaloo

[@foximacentauri7891]

Dumpster fire is the best way to describe this year so far

[@Wazboom]

Fallout 76 will not be outdone! We will all be punished SIXTEEN TIMES over for this transgression

[@whitecode2300]

I don't think part one is even done yet, this probably just covered half of the shit happening this six months

[@ihavetowait90daystochangem67]

Internet Historian Horded Toilet Paper First before it was cool, it’s just that it got destroyed in the rain

[@axllaw427]

And then the crows got them and he has to go back to square one

[@cakebombdylan6459]

@@axllaw427 and the lockdown happened cause the "crows" needed their batteries changed

[@marmadukescarlet7791]

AXL Law can you spare a square?

[@Domenic_the_nerd96]

AXL Law that is very true.

[@pulzsuppe]

please never stop making videos, i can't count the times i watched and rewatched your videos even though they are more of a informative type, but they are so well made and funny that i just really enjoy watching them

[@moomyung9231]

The 5G logic - 5Gs - 5 fingers - 5 points on a pentagram, that's totally how my dad justifies his weird conspiracy theories.