Tales From TheVarus

[@threemad]

ONGUGUNGENGEN VILAGE

[@unassumingaccount395]

Bababooobies i love u 2mad 💖

[@loveurpfpbtwway1725]

What are you doing here step bro?

[@FoonoLIVE]

Ligma

[@pepsiman4418]

shush up your mouth off

[@leowon]

nice seeing you here

[@bluez_w]

This is real, unexaggerated, history, that I actually lived through, and yet it still sounds like a shitpost.

[@zakariaali8864]

"Reality is stranger than fiction"

[@elroma7712]

@@zakariaali8864 reality is stupider than fiction.

[@sergentharker7182]

History is a giant shitpost

[@SupernalVoyage]

@@elroma7712 If anyone wrote something like the toilet paper panic into a book or movie I would have called it bad writing.

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

God is the master of shitposting.

[@PitFriend1]

I used to think the way people acted in disaster movies were amazingly stupid. And now that we’re going through this I realize they weren’t acting stupid enough.

[@aevvah_flxwer8550]

Underrated comment. Yeah deep down we're all just animals. :/ This year better end up in future history courses. Edit: Didn't expect all the likes. Thanks everyone, stay safe. :)

[@laurocoman]

We literally had people spreading the virus INTENTIONALLY. In the films it's always some evil corporate because there's some spoils to it, in reality it's just dumb people for shits and giggles.

[@silverdragon122]

I know, right? That's what blows me away after all this. People actually behave dumber in real life.

[@0Onyx13]

Right? In movies they try to drive out of town, hoard food, try to find heat and shelter, in real life they hoard on toilet paper when it's not even a stomach virus, they shot at a hurricane, they attacked 5G towers because being constructed while covid is going on cannot possibly be unrelated. Oh dear disaster movie writers, they had way too much hope in humanity.

[@thepope2412]

Bitchslapped real life isn’t much different, the Chinese you see

[@osmiphos9061]

When all hope was lost... internet historian remembered his password

[@max_208]

and all of that thanks to nord vpn

[@hsbsbytbad9326]

Maxime Daniel beated me to it fuc-

[@debetrolence1991]

Bruh but what's up with all those ads?? Jeez IH, you gots to chill with those ads mate. Too many!

[@varnix1006]

@@max_208 *Dashlane

[@Kurochana]

Inb4 Dashlane sponsorship

[@TheDrakeProjectTDP]

Honestly "Shut up and panic" is a *perfect* way to describe the last 2 years.

[@Dan_Kanerva]

"Shut up and cancel" the anthem of Twitter

[@tgiacin435]

Yeah

[@alyshay82597]

I feel like NordVPN isn't even sponsoring Internet Historian anymore, he's just continuing the story for the sake of the story. He's doing this for the art of it all.

[@KiomonDuck]

@naruto tricked me sry I hope they are paying more that that chump change.

[@kingvt817]

kiomon 10 grand as chump change? Lol

[@siechamontillado]

NordVPN and Internet Historian probably have had breakup sex, like, 17 times now; probably.

[@fuckyourweakness843]

High quality indeed

[@mehukattti]

NordVPN pulled the plug years ago and has even filed lawsuits against Internet Historian, but the madman can't be stopped.

[@Torg7520]

"Actually, the details are a bit foggy, but it's believed that Batman was eating soup with his hands at a Chinese restaurant when someone coughed on the croutons"

[@LeaksHater]

wat

[@Charlie_Loves]

If it were Batman-we’d be fine

[@6stringstorulethemall967]

So I had lost my home back in 2020 and was sleeping in my car, driving around LA like a nomad and it was genuinely the most surreal year of my life because literally nobody was outside. I could drive anywhere and everything was quiet it was freaky

[@NoahDaArk]

Okay um… I’m gonna be completely honest, that sounds both awesome and creepy and I kinda want to learn more about your adventures as the LA Nomad

[@connorhealy1562]

Did it start with a bullet to the brain? That'd fit in line with the Fallout intro to the video

[@cristianarreola7246]

Sounds like you entered the Twilight Zone. Sounds really fun.

[@tsunax1400]

Yeah I still had to go in to work because my employer brought a bunch of cleaning wipes and masks when the virus kicked off and the company and staff were considered 'essential' as a result. It was bs and we all resented it but that 1 hr 20 mins travel through London was great, it was awesome not being sandwiched in the underground anymore

[@colechapman3382]

It was so wild going into Manhattan in 2020. No cars or people was WEIRD

[@LocalGuardsman]

Let me remind everyone that the year ain’t even over yet. This is just part one.

[@therm0alfred448]

Exactly

[@taeunaosei9107]

This season of Earth is my favorite

[@annabella1650]

Oh come on we’ve got about 4 months left, how much worse can things get?

[@BETTASIAN]

@@annabella1650 alien invasion?

[@ereoleon]

Spain flu lasted 18 months so.... yeah ...2021 is going to be wild.

[@spartan0war]

"The squashes were being compressed" Such a throwaway line but I love it

[@oliverlapsley3811]

Won't lie, it made me unnecessarily angry.

[@kilikus822]

You want us all to pull out our thesauruses? WHAT could he have possibly said otherwise!!!! /s

[@erinfragola5377]

Potatoes not being atoed

[@adammisiable]

Operation: Ice to see you

[@mizudake92]

The jokes per minute in this video is at a critical level.

[@oldtimetinfoilhatwearer]

Tzeentach levels

[@marcaliaga5440]

Are the Abigail spanburgur adds part of the jokes?

[@ribriddler8114]

@@oldtimetinfoilhatwearer I know this is a warhammer reference but ive got no idea what it means

[@drunkroku4054]

This episode was gay. The end bit was Greta level super gay.

[@stan5794]

@@ribriddler8114 hey hey people

[@nekroxxigasmith1093]

"Squash were being compressed" is one of the best jokes..

[@notsogood2576]

imagine trying to call 911 but a person burned the signal tower down so you can't call 911 and now a burglar is stealing your Toilet rolls.

[@Father_Kirbo]

100th like

[@Manly-Tears]

If that guy getting tps stolen is the one who burned the cell tower, I'd say it's justice served.

[@gustanogueira1203]

POV: You're a kid in 2035 You hear your parents talking about that 2020 pandemic or some shit You Google It, and there you are

[@juankgonzalez6230]

It's gonna be wild

[@Ebb0Productions]

Hey kids! DAD WAS HERE!

[@evang2881]

This only 15 years away. KZbin's been around for about 15 years.

[@ita5297]

Hey i wasnt here

[@death_XP]

A child will research this video to understand what the parents keep talking about, this is insane

[@AceOfCrowbars]

At times like these, I like to quote Freeman's Mind: Why is everyone who's not me such a problem?!

[@AceOfCrowbars]

@q Yep.

[@satans_scrilla4844]

I read this in Ross's voice

[@diobrando666]

Yeah

[@TheGuardDuck]

OMG I forgot that series existed. I never finished it, need to rewatch!

[@BeerDone]

"EVERYONE IS CRAZY EXCEPT ME!!!" - Disaster Causing Human Arsenal "Doctor" Freeman.

[@shavneelnand1976]

This video may just serve as a Sparknotes styled for students later on about 2020. Crazy to think that internet historian is setting up for future students with entertaining content.

[@mattsquared87]

A literal internet historian at this point

[@goosebandicoot7083]

The details are a bit foggy, but it’s believed that Batman was eating soup with his hands at a Chinese restaurant when someone coughed on the croutons

[@greaterdanemark2397]

Why were there croutons in the soup?

[@davidsmith7752]

@@greaterdanemark2397 Texture.

[@DoReMi123acb]

DAMN YOU🤣🤣🤣🤣! I was munching on carrots while watching ad reading this! Do not worry. I didn't die of choking this time

[@Ribbons0121R121]

@@davidsmith7752 missing

[@xNathan2439x]

@@DoReMi123acb this time

[@jakobhere620]

"Tonight at 6, a local African exchange student has been facing discrimination on his online Zoom classes; he tells all later tonight."

[@bramblepathv4649]

He didn’t just remember his password, he remembered the nuclear codes

[@dside_ru]

> [approaching a blast door] Hey, a keypad! ...I don't know the code. I'll try some random numbers. [beeping] No? Okay, 1-3-3-7. [beeping] No... 1-2-3-4. [door opens] Ah-ha-ha! You know, as much as I'd like to claim this was the result of me being a genius, it's more that someone else was not. Knowing this code makes me a threat to national security now.

[@LazyObsidian744]

the fact that the aussie pm scolded australia like that is the most comedic thing ever

[@markcoroneos7811]

Not as good as when he flew off to hawaii for a holiday during one of the worst bushfire seasons we'd had in a while 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@LazyObsidian744]

@@markcoroneos7811 skill issue

[@AlphaQHard]

@@markcoroneos7811 Typical politician. They only want to get into the trough, because they’re pigs 🐷

[@TTOS69]

Their leaders are so condescending and make everyone feel like 5 year olds when they talk like that lmao

[@pajen6849]

The internet historians main channel? Haven't heard that name in years...

[@freecs6339]

It takes years to do such a good video

[@OwnFall420]

HE’S BACK

[@BloBlas123]

yes cat, YES !

[@sirapple589]

He lost the password to the main channel and just recently found it.

[@kkuuuuaa]

Now that's a name I've not heard for a long time.....

[@gamesux420]

I love how those people had no problem with 4G thats allright but when you get to 5? Nah thats too much, thats where the draw the line!

[@pissfrog]

Thats too many Gs!!!

[@arthas640]

I've met people that literally said "I don't know what 5g is exactly but I know it causes cancer". More then 1 person has told me they think Bill Gates invented it to track them with microchips

[@mr.p215]

Actually there was, also with 3G, but as it became normal part of our daily lives those people just died out, like they should. It will be the same with 6G

[@bastiananuss1727]

i think because the frequency is a good amount higher. i dont want to shlttalk 5G nor do i think it caused the virus or some BS. but it is in fact a higher frequency than before and it also needs a lot more towers to sustain a stable network. there are no long term studies that can show how much and if it really affects the human body, just because it needs time for these studies. perhaps its really a bad idea like asbestos was in a retrospective view, and perhaps not, perhaps its just like a microwave and as long as you are not braindead it will not hurt you. but i think it is better to discuss something and keep an eye on it than to dismiss all critics as lunatics, this doesn‘t refer to your comment especially, but to the tone in many comment sections

[@bastiananuss1727]

@hi there lol yes

[@Atlasbr001]

"Squash were being...compressed" Underrated joke

[@Fish_152]

Fish fish fish

[@jackdizzy123]

@@Fish_152 om nom nom

[@aisforairborne]

Help me understand please

[@StratOFerus]

@@aisforairborne Nah, I don't think there's a need to *press* the subject.

[@JMittenkit]

Squash were Squished!

[@verylostdoommarauder]

Wow. People tend to panic and act irrationally when they're stuck in a situation that is completely new, with no similar experiences that they can compare to, and also stuck isolated for months on end. Such a discovery for sociology and psychology.

[@vimal-cliobconsulting]

It's always been like that

[@FrahdChikun]

Man's greatest fear is the fear of the unknown.

[@nomethodonlymadness9528]

I worked at a Walmart during this time. I can remember just wandering the shelves on my break and seeing what WASNT out. We were still fully stocked on trail mix and jerky, you know, food that is shelf stable and long lasting. As well as tea and cough drops, the things one would want for a respiratory illness. It. Was. Hysterical.

[@sethbishop6890]

Cough drops ain't helping an illness they may make you feel a bit better as you die but that's not medicine. Everything for sterilization and hygiene was what people wanted and vitamins to stay healthy. Jerky is far too expensive and people aren't rich they would buy nuts and dried fruit instead and granola.

[@randyortonsbulge]

@@sethbishop6890 dried fruit and granola were all over the shelves too…..

[@randyortonsbulge]

@@sethbishop6890 if everything had collapsed I would have started killing and raiding……

[@sethbishop6890]

@@randyortonsbulgewhy killing that's sadist

[@sethbishop6890]

@@randyortonsbulge raiding too depending on society and where were at. Starvation wikkbbnvb

[@chicken8664]

“It’s hard to win an argument against a smart person, but it’s impossible to win an argument against a stupid one.”

[@eljariuso9513]

Its like playing dark souls when you are hiting a boss and he actually gives a fuck

[@-47-]

@Rock Golem It doesn't work. You can't "own" someone with logic if they don't understand the basics of logic. Even if they understand, they'll just fall into ad hominem because to them, it's about feeling right and not about being right.

[@MrPF]

Dumb people think that they are the smartest beings on the planet They are incapable of understanding the concept of contradiction

[@payne267]

Yeah

[@DerpyDooReviews]

@Rock Golem I feel like you are proving them correct, everybody is arguing against you but you're not budging, ergo "It's impossible to win against a stupid person" Thank you for taking part in this experiment.

[@ethanl5527]

I like how all the quotes are fake except the Gwyneth Paltrow one about zucchini.

[@Pasteldqueijo]

How do you know that ? Why do you know that ?

[@iplat]

@@Pasteldqueijo because they're the XKCD black hat guy

[@ohnoitschris]

@@Pasteldqueijo JonTron covered her Goop thing and how she's a treasure trove of madness

[@Sandux930]

*vibe* stickers y'all

[@theblackbaron4119]

@@ohnoitschris Gwyneth and her pseudo science crazy vagina cult.

[@ChristianStout]

The further removed we are from 2020, the funnier it becomes.

[@oddunb6190]

It didn’t even stop until 2022 though…

[@SwimmingInSunlight]

​@@oddunb6190it hasn't stopped yet to this day...

[@komiks42]

​@@SwimmingInSunlightcovid? No, it didn't stoped Panic buying of goods? Yea, stoped. Didn't remember anyone fighting for toilet paper

[@Zeithri]

This was hilarious while it was ongoing. It was just such a disbelief stupidity move.

[@Lumberjackk]

im very glad most of it is over though, man what a fucking messsss@@Zeithri

[@cirlu_bd]

I don't think he's sponsored by NordVPN anymore, he just does the ads for fun now.

[@thevikvids]

the nord vpn guy part of the kkk ha haaaa

[@toastytarantula3377]

@fuck google wait isn't just a costume that was edited

[@erikurizita6702]

@@toastytarantula3377 Well I mean, what do you think a KKK uniform is? You don’t just go buy them at Wal-Mart.

[@toastytarantula3377]

@@erikurizita6702 no I mean like an executioner costume but edited Edit: yeah thats just a costume not a KKK uniform

[@erikurizita6702]

@@toastytarantula3377 Ah, I see. Sorry for the misunderstanding my friend. Didn’t try to be condescending, but I just read my comment back and I’m come off as a prick. So my apologies

[@yeethusthyfetus2648]

Any other KZbinr with an ad: "Dammit" I.H's ad thyme: "Ah hell yeah"

[@TheKing60210]

My church is big and keeps getting bigger, thats because Jesus Christ is my N-

[@InHUM44n]

I wouldn't mind 2 ads

[@julianviefers6703]

agreed even here iam missing the raid ad

[@leaffinite2001]

There are about three, maybe four youtubers whose ads are worth watching for entertainment value, and IH is one

[@JackMarsk]

I think what makes Internet Historian's ads so perfect is that they're placed like a halftime show rather than an annoying interruption to the main program. On top of that, the nature of his ads generally makes fun of the fact that advertisements are inherently invasive and intrusive to begin with which is what makes them more entertaining to watch than 99% of ads that take themselves too seriously

[@wrongteous]

Yeah he does what the advertisement requires him to do whilst making fun of it.

[@imapigeonyoupeasant1489]

I still skipped ahead

[@TheJunnutin]

Even though I thoroughly loathe Raid Legends(?), the ad IH made was just 🤣🤣🤣 It was entertaining to watch through but I still had 0 interest for the game itself

[@drem9366]

Skip button go brrrrr

[@edbertjaya9105]

Yep

[@JP3Gl]

crazy how it’s been 2 years since i watched this. hard to believe the world was like this at one point 😭

[@ProjectV6]

I honestly prefer those old days over the ones we have now...

[@Shinemooreya]

I remember being a huge germaphobic at that time (I still carry my bottle of alcohol) but I no longer have the same precautions. You know I learned that we have to adapt, and face our sad reality.

[@logicaldude3611]

That’s how easy it is to manipulate many people. If you think notes weren’t being taken…

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

My job made us go hybrid with working both from home and at the office and I miss being fully remote. It was why I took the job. Every time I'm stuck in traffic, or have to take a detour because of an accident, or almost have an accident because of an impatient driver, I always think, "I wouldn't be dealing with this bull if we were just working remote again." We only go in two days a week, but still. I now half the time try to find an excuse to not go in and to just work from home. This week, I'm dogsitting for my mom 😂. I legitimately am, but this dog can hold himself for up to 15 hours, I *could* have gone into the office today...but my workplace doesn't need to know that. I get the sense my co-workers are doing the same, or they claim they need to arrive late, lol. Nobody likes going in to the damn office.

[@koltonbb7920]

The “squash were being compressed” was an underrated joke in my opinion

[@ttacx]

lol... yes

[@simonno5869]

can you elaborate? english is not my native language

[@chipsams3592]

@@simonno5869 squash is a word for compressing, if that helps. Sorry if you knew that already.

[@jxtapose]

@@simonno5869 Like chip sams said, the fruit itself would've been an easy joke to make but instead the historian just simply said it was being compressed.

[@TiberianFiend]

@@simonno5869 He could've said the squash was being squashed, but he disrupted expectations and said the squash was being compressed. That's the joke.

[@BariNgozi]

There must be a part two. This unprecedented dumpster fire of a year is not over yet.

[@Promethe3u5]

Tales from TheVarus 2: electric boogaloo

[@foximacentauri7891]

Dumpster fire is the best way to describe this year so far

[@Wazboom]

Fallout 76 will not be outdone! We will all be punished SIXTEEN TIMES over for this transgression

[@whitecode2300]

I don't think part one is even done yet, this probably just covered half of the shit happening this six months

@@Sem5626 Infections up Deaths down I see no issues

[@magencrisis1682]

I'm surprised you didn't mention what happened in Perú: eight technicians that were *kidnapped and held hostage* by a mob of angry people while they were working on a cellphone tower. It wasn't even 5G. Man, I love living in Latin America.

[@freddekl1102]

If it's any consolation, everywhere there are far too many idiots doing absolutely braindead things. Trick is to always be careful that you can't be classified as one.

[@Doomroar]

Hell we get lucky if it was a regular radio tower.

[@Jacob-2796]

I'll love to track the development of such a batshit theory in those people's brains.

[@thearea51raidwasboring]

God, I want to go back to Peru now

[@shaggyhuh8596]

The toilet paper situation made me realize how many people are so beyond dumb

[@vimal-cliobconsulting]

Society is dumb indeed

[@colonelfalcar1089]

A person is smart, PEOPLE are dumb

[@pluckyscuds]

The 5g tower is worse

[@Hansen19971]

The toilet paper is kinda understandable Some dumb people believe in the rumor --> Some people realize that some dumb people believe the rumor and buy TP before it runs out --> Some people realize they can turns profit by selling TP --> Repeat 5G tho

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

​@@pluckyscuds Yeah, I would rank thr 5G tower bullshit far higher.

[@LifesNeverHumDrum]

"A *person* is smart. *People* are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals."

[@Vulkanprimarch]

Ah that is a reference I have not heard in a LONG time. In the perfect delivery by Tommy Lee Jones.

[@Box-O-Soldier]

Accurate. Where is this from?

[@danspencer1281]

@@Box-O-Soldier men in black

[@Redmanticore]

ill also just park this classic here George Carlin ' - Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.'

[@vemone2200]

People human beings in general or considered collectivel ??? Persons (plural) ??? Loads of Persons out there = dumb, dangerous animals. I agree.

[@Beaver_Monday]

I love how underrated "CEO of Australia" actually is

[@rebelgaming1.5.14]

Context: Australia is registered as a company as well as a country. Therefore the leader is both CEO and Prime Minister.

[@YouW00t]

It's a great meme.

[@vieyel9031]

Probably getting a lot of attention now that he’s locked everyone in their homes again

[@Dorian-_-Gray]

your comment is like an unintentional parody of KZbin comments. oops sorry i mean I Love How Actually your comment is like an unintentional parody of KZbin comments.

[@sethbishop6890]

I know I was like WHAT

[@NotForLongNFL]

He makes all those garbage puns and then “Squash were being compressed” lmao

[@rpk675]

He is a man of quality

[@ProtoZealott]

top 10 anime betrayals right there

[@Mic_Glow]

Directed by M.Night Shaymalian

[@jonavuka]

he's not gonna lower himself to such low hanging fruit lol

[@sammylammy996]

@@jonavuka this is the worst comment i have ever had the unfortunate privilege to lay my eyes on

[@SuicidalTurnip]

Looking back it honestly feels like a fever dream. I remember going shopping and not being able to get soap, hand sanitiser, toilet paper, and a tonne of other essentials because people just went absolutely nuts.

[@handsomegrinch6279]

This isn’t even half the crazy crap that happened this year, please make a part 2

[@alcatrazz.627]

Lol let the other half of the year happen before that.

[@pringleaddict5827]

Aakarsh Chopra i heard there was ufo sightings , so...

[@handsomegrinch6279]

Pringle Addict it was a drone even the pilot realized that it’s a drone

[@necnec2668]

A last of us part two

[@dasoon0220]

He wants to see where the year goes first.

[@DiegoGarcia-ux1ml]

The CEO of Australia sounds like a teacher addressing the class after reading the note left by the substitute

[@evryatis2853]

They're treating their citizens like children, thats terrible and a terrible news

[@jded_404]

@@evryatis2853 tbh, most people were acting like children

[@evryatis2853]

@@jded_404 I dont think you would like to pay taxes to a government that does nothing to help you just to be treated like a kid. Actually I dont think you even do pay taxes

[@jded_404]

@@evryatis2853 correct, i am in fact underage, but when people are out here fighting over toilet paper i think its fair to say they were acting like children

[@johnnymartinez478]

Australia is nothing more than a nanny state owned by China

[@lebu6258]

In Bolivia, people destroyed a lot of towers, fun fact: they don't have 5g there.

[@ThisGuyHere17]

Damn. And then someone wants to tell me people aren't dumb

[@HeYoNiA]

@@ThisGuyHere17 People aren't dumb mate, they're just mentally challenged

[@ThisGuyHere17]

@@HeYoNiA I believe that's just "dumb" spelled diffrently

[@HeYoNiA]

@@ThisGuyHere17 Your belief is indeed correct

[@PandemoniumMeltDown]

XD I think I peed myself a little just now :|

[@Green_Shift]

Our family typically kept our garage stocked with toilet paper BEFORE the panic set in. It was only a minor inconvenience. It’s irritating that people would rather panic about literally anything than attempt to be rational.

[@assassin8636]

That's a normal thing to do 😑

[@MegaPROBlader]

"...but when the world needed him most, he returned"

[@patternwhisperer4048]

He was never gone check his other channel lol

[@willferg7347]

he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous need for ad revenue he found no peace

[@josef2970]

Pattern Whisperer yea

[@MegaPROBlader]

@@patternwhisperer4048 ik is jus, meme

[@KiraSlith]

@@patternwhisperer4048 IQ 0. That was so obviously a joke that now YOU are the joke.

[@Naz-xk6hq]

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" -George carlin

[@duncanidaho2925]

I bet he's down there now, screaming up at us

[@kidkangaroo5213]

"Always quote famous people, because that makes your statement more valid" -Confucius

[@timm5362]

Get new material

[@israelthepenisbenderadensa8953]

“The fact of the matter is that I’ve lately been having some major bladder issu- oughohhhaiee it happened again” - Abraham Lincoln

[@simonlemonnier1614]

"Never underestimate the stupidity of someone" -Someone, probably

[@shaunlevin5081]

I'm pretty sure he does not even get sponsored by Nord VPN or raid shadow legends.

[@pizzakid4206]

Shaun Levin Are you implying that he’s done it so often that he can’t stop?

[@Pllayer064]

@@pizzakid4206 no he owns them.

[@Safersephiroth777]

Yeah as I said in a previous video he does these ads with so much style you feel obliged to try them out!

[@skelimanter6688]

Seeing this 2 years later makes me realize how much of this time period was a fever dream

[@maganashaker167]

I can’t believe it. He actually got access to his account. How is this possible?

[@WallaceBreenFromKentucky]

Isnt. youtube made a bot so his fans didnt get bored.

[@jassertn4155]

Nord vpn dude

[@ravingswe]

@@jassertn4155 noted

[@WallaceBreenFromKentucky]

@@jassertn4155 maybe isnt likely

[@WallaceBreenFromKentucky]

@@jassertn4155 hes not dumb that he used it to late

[@APaulingGameplay]

This is probably the first time in my life where I have rewatched an ad by choice because its so funny, great job!

[@JimmyTurner]

Ehh I'm positive you've watched superbowl ads more than a fee times by searching them on youtube.

[@hellboy365bm]

I think the only time where I watch an ad and laugh my ass off the whole way through is Internet Historian videos and it's very impressive that he can be so funny that people will sit through an ad.

[@DrZbo]

Check out Trap Lore Ross

[@aqualemon6009]

3 hours ago?

[@1996REDWOLF1996]

u must be new here

[@Oliver2Jarvis]

University professor here. Had a show feet guy crash my KZbin class stream. A good time was had by all.

[@lastmanstanding7155]

What up teach?

[@Oliver2Jarvis]

@@lastmanstanding7155 feet, apparently.

[@nopushbutton]

@@Oliver2Jarvis teaching feet and toes 101?

[@Oliver2Jarvis]

@@nopushbutton maths. But I'm sure plenty of my students use their toes to count so, sure.

[@Rudimentarypenis]

Aurora Borealis?

[@yrzbateno]

0:06 Intro 1:11 Toilet Paper 7:50 GGGGG 10:37 Fake Cures 13:30 Supply Chain 15:56 Zoom 20:36 Nature 2: Reloaded 22:39 Outro You were on mars, elon musk is the president and you were obama the whole time

[@ali.___..mrlegendman]

Yeah.

[@totallyreyalfactsfsfs]

​@@ali.___..mrlegendman "Yeah." What an interesting and insightful response.

[@johncasy5212]

“The CEO of Australia” I got that take my like

[@VainerCactus0]

More like disappointed Dad in this clip.

[@joshguest1104]

@@VainerCactus0 More like not caring for his citizens

[@someoneprobably1802]

@@joshguest1104, Of course, they are not caring for their citizens. They are politicians. Not caring for the wellbeing of others and only doing whatever it takes to accomplish their own personal goals is why they are in power in the first place.

[@olkasbrix]

@wantafanta01 morrison doesnt understand shite unless told like a 5yr old so they probably make a good team

[@TheCleber96]

Disappointed this wasn't actually about Varus the Roman general who lost three legions against the Germans in Teutoburg Forest.

[@ErdTirdMans]

Zoomers don't know 'bout Arminius

[@TheSlowPony77]

Give me back my legions.

[@Canada1994]

Teutoberg is the only thing I find interesting about Roman history. If I have a dog I've considered naming him Arminius. Did you know that the Nazi's viewed that battle as proof of the Aryan supremacy and Himmler had the SS practice their occult rituals at a castle near where the battlefield was believed to be.

[@llamaking1011]

The romans never recovered from that one...

[@Canada1994]

@@llamaking1011 It kept them from conquering east of the Rhine River and lost 10% of their entire standing army in 24 hours

[@grantforester1864]

I’m in the middle, this better have the Russian oil “war” Bruh, didn’t talk about $1 pumps, that was the best thing about this virus

[@PhillyCh3zSt3ak]

By me for like three weeks it was sub $1/gallon.

[@DarkSideKyp]

I got some discounted down to ~30 cents a gallon

[@MasterOfKnowledge.]

The lowest it ever got in my area was $1.38/gallon. Was still pretty sweet

[@jaykutts9664]

It hit less than a dollar in Australia for the first time in like 20+ years.

[@pedrolmlkzk]

He alson fogot 12th of march

[@eddiebruv]

One good side effect of all the nonsense was London was comparatively a ghost town a year ago. Most shops were open, there were no tourists, and there was almost no traffic. Really civilised. Actually a pleasure to visit. Went there last month and it was like the entire human population had decided to come at once. A freakin’ nightmare.

[@TheHawkeye1313]

The ceo of Australia giving out at 3:48 has the same energy as when you're teacher comes back after a few days being absent and finds out that the class treated her substitute like shit when she was gone

[@justsomeplantcells-]

*angry face*

[@drneotech7254]

Pretty much what happened during the fires. He left to go to Hawaii. I want to be perfectly clear that he is not terrible. There’s no such thing as a good prime minister

[@Yubulyme]

Fucking mood

[@Khorne_of_the_Hill]

@@drneotech7254 your government just seem like insane tyrants to me tbh. Which is super weird, because Australians are awesome for the most part

[@drneotech7254]

@@Khorne_of_the_Hill thanks?

[@alejandrovega8370]

All jokes aside The “nature is healing” meme was the best part of the lockdown

[@acatwithafancyhat5782]

Not not dying? Great government wasted 15 months of my life and counting. Don’t get me wrong I’d like clean streets but it’s only gotten worse over here in the states.

[@80degrees98]

@@acatwithafancyhat5782 that's the us for you lmao

[@ashj_2088]

Still in lockdown 🤯🔫

[@Snas2430]

@@acatwithafancyhat5782 lmaoooooo good luck in that country my man

[@acatwithafancyhat5782]

@@Snas2430 at least I’m not in Europe. I hope you’ve heard about what’s going on there.

[@wantedwario2621]

A year after this whole thing started, and it almost seems made up how insane things were and just how dumb literally everyone was. But no, it all actually happened.

[@gavinbrechbill5635]

Glad I'm not the only one rewatching this a year later

[@gamer645464]

Doesn't feel like its been a year at all...

[@blimlimlimm]

NGL March of 2020 was so comfy. I spent a solid four weeks just getting high and playing Minecraft.

[@Michael-jq5pf]

@@blimlimlimm right? It was like vacation as long as you managed to keep the 24/7 noise of sirens, gunshots, and blood-curdling screams outside from getting to you.

[@audiodood]

Same

[@andrewarnold9818]

I was so thankful for the two COVID videos because I deployed on the Nimitz from May 2020 to March 2021, and I never really went out of my way to watch the news. It was so weird to come back and find out about all this weird shit that had happened.

[@undercoverfbi3155]

You gotta love how Internet historian’s ads are better than people’s entire 1 hour videos

[@florkiler6242]

better than Disney animations

[@fearstiers6730]

11/10 would buy again

[@Didnt_ask69]

No I don’t gotta

[@lefish5277]

IH ads are the only ads I don’t skip and will actively watch

[@brianlevisalles]

I only come here for the internet historian ads

[@Dogmuff1ns]

Australian highschool student here: to add to the toilet paper situation we had toilet paper dealers at school. The main dude at my school sold for $2 per roll so it was a lot more reasonable then other places but still a very strange thing to see in the back of the school bathrooms.

[@trevorbilliot2625]

It’s actually spelled skule

[@donutbevil9669]

Psst! Hey, kid. _... you want a roll? 2 bucks a pop._

[@Dogmuff1ns]

@Jan Michael Vincent thanks for the heads up dude. PS. It's actually spelt dyslexia

[@trevorbilliot2625]

Jan Michael Vincent now how do you know how it works?

[@Klonoahedgehog]

School? That's a word I haven't heard since... the before time.

[@TheMaskedFox288]

"Am I bugging or is fucking Mary dead?" Honestly a valid question

[@esmeecampbell7396]

18:39 Maddie is kind of a BADDIE tho😍

[@sleepyheadsylvee]

​@@esmeecampbell7396i thought I was the only one who noticed

[@esmeecampbell7396]

@@sleepyheadsylvee THANK YOU! at least there's someone else with taste these days

[@TheMaskedFox288]

​@@esmeecampbell7396 Yk maddie is probably underage right you creep?

[@Fismajster101]

"The worst sequel since WW2" - Holy shit that is brutal

[@vincentr1207]

It's true though...

[@dv4310]

Yet so so true...🏳️‍🌈🧟‍♀️

[@nightsong81]

In both, the good guys lost.

[@ruffusgoodman4137]

@@nightsong81 Did they? I mean, some made it back from the frontlines, can't get better than that

[@TheTomoyaNagase]

@@ruffusgoodman4137 everyone lost in WW2 just like in TLOU2!

[@ComradePhoenix]

"Rats in New Orleans were...oh that's normal." Live in NOLA, can confirm.

[@TsuladanGaming]

Meanwhile us in NELA looking at the bottom of the boot wondering what's going on.

[@trevorbilliot2625]

Us in BR caught in the middle wondering what’s going on

[@thrace_bot1012]

He's australian

[@plat6667]

Internet Historian: "Give me two weeks." Literally everyone: "Yeah okay, dude. See ya in 8 months,"

[@smexyvigoro]

To be fair, he has been posting on the second channel pretty regularly. Must have forgotten the pw for this one or something.

[@plat6667]

@@smexyvigoro Indeed. Everyone be sure to subscribe to it and turn on notifications!

[@Didnt_ask69]

Stfu

[@АрсенийСтучинский-в1ъ]

@@smexyvigoro he also has amazing streams. His tlou2 run was legendary

[@conq1273]

@@АрсенийСтучинский-в1ъ What? Damn i missed it!

[@PaddyRoon7]

The ads are genuinely the funniest part of his videos lmao

[@youwillpayforyoursins9372]

It took an entire pandemic for Internet Historian to find his password. Let that sink in. It has been standing outside your house for far too long... Please let that sink in....

[@release858]

No.

[@kwotofinal9304]

No.

[@0nuq929]

No.

[@sadstatic]

It's staying out

[@douglasthompson1724]

No.

[@BobbyDukeArts]

I already have Nord, but I'm going to get it again just because of the effort you put into that ad.

[@MastersPipe]

Yo dawg I heard you like NordVPN, so I NordVPN your NordVPN so you are even harder to track on the internet.

[@nondescriptindividual3793]

Nice seeing you here!

[@Guendo]

Wasn't expecting you here.

[@Angelo-anc]

Buy a OnePlus Nord and put NordVPN in there

[@commonsense7754]

The Dukie is a fan of our Aussie made Internet Historian haha good to see

[@potaterjim]

I love how this whole thing just illustrates that humans never really evolved from shrieking apes

[@seankrkovich2869]

Bro, if I were a real chimp than I would going full on ape shit on you. Instead I'm just being punny.

[@dsy457]

It's hilariously ironic that people will murder each other caveman style so they don't have to wipe their asses like cavemen

[@scoott8605]

@@dsy457 reject monke return to monke

[@seankrkovich2869]

@Wubba Wubba If I were taking this seriously; I wouldn't use the word punny

[@potaterjim]

@Wubba Wubba he's right though, and apes totally shit on each other

[@snakesonaframe2668]

I live in the US. Thankfully the toilet paper thing wasn’t AS bad in my area, but it was impossible to find paper towels and cleaning supplies. The local wholesale custodial supply company quietly announced they would allow people to come buy reasonable amounts of things they needed. That’s where we went. They could have charged an arm and a leg, or at least as much as it would normally cost at the store, but they only charged the wholesale price. That made me really respect them.

[@texasranger9599]

Skype had a 17 year head start and lost.

[@762x69]

That’s sooo sad LOL

[@wulfherecyning1282]

"The CEO of Australia" When you remember that Australia is literally a registered private company in the USA, with all shares owned by the Australian government, for the purposes of facilitating trade.

[@meideval]

How does that work?

[@RabbiHerschel]

@@meideval basically during the last financial crisis the Aussie government looked into selling bonds to American investors. However, to do that, you have to register with the SEC, per the Securities Act of 1933 and other subsequent legislation. He's actually only half-right, because Straya is registered with the SEC *explicitly* as a foreign government, not a "private company".

[@Your_Landlord]

c-c-c-c-COMBO BREAKER!!!

[@N-Word_Boi_3.0]

You forgot to add "The world is flat and you don't need a driver's license to drive on the roads. 5G will kill everybody. They are coming for our guns."

[@N-Word_Boi_3.0]

@Hard Candy Well, that´s not 100% right, they are other things too.

[@jakbenimbel1912]

"We have nothing to lose but our Supply Chains." - Karl Marx, It'll Work This Time Vol3. I audibly laughed at that, well done!

[@emblemblade9245]

It’s time to move on, Karl

[@jacobwingers5206]

karrrrrrrllll

[@TaiidanOnslaught]

This where I learned about TwoMad. Classic stuff.

[@PorgNerd]

“How do I take my white blood cell count, these ones all look red”- IH 2020

[@SpaceMissile]

best line lmao

[@KingSlimjeezy]

gotta centrifuge it first decant the buffy zone dilute and plate on a grid slide count under a microscope and calculate based on dilution ratio of original sample

[@SpaceMissile]

@@KingSlimjeezy thanks for the tip. you learn that in bio 101? :)

[@MRDOOMBOY12345]

That line killed me

[@jackporter3178]

I'm concerned, the only white blood cells I could produce came out of my penis.

[@DeevoC]

"Squash were being compressed" This may be my favourite joke, ever.

[@brovid-19]

It took me a second lol

[@vacciniumaugustifolium1420]

Damn I love it

[@jaylowry4082]

I'm still laughing at that, like...you know it's squash but the choice to use the word compressed and how it was spoken just sounded so apropos.

[@thohangst]

The line, the execution, the timing, quite good.

[@merikatools568]

You are your moms best joke

[@troostan2776]

Can’t wait for the days that these videos are shown in history classes

[@esvi9818]

I hope I never become a teacher But if For some reason it happends, I’ll will show them this The kids need to know

[@fahadsyed4954]

Love your picture Sal

[@troostan2776]

Fahad Syed thanks man

[@tahunuva4254]

It just need to avoid the issue of mass imprisonment a liiiitle bit more, and then they'll totally make it part of the curriculum.

[@Joannefibracs9994]

This pandemic will be made into historic documentaries lol

[@marzuqahmed218]

Hard to to think this was 3 years. Feels like yesterday.

[@ManicBacon]

I kinda miss it

[@chain12bb]

True

[@Limrasson]

I went home office then and I'm still in home office now, never got Covid, so it's a net positive experience for me.

[@DeadwingDork]

2020 is like the Fallout 76 of years.

[@Mikey-zk5wc]

No one was there for half of it

[@pastel-ufos]

Well put, Claw.

[@slaire7799]

Back then we envision 2020 like todd said: 4 TIMES THE MAP SIZE 16x THE DETAILS. who is the todd howard of 2020?

[@Vedgy]

@@slaire7799 Trump

[@alexanderstraus7455]

76 kinda makes a comeback, something that I cant say about 2020

[@eggy_tran589]

The real corona were the friends we made along the way.

[@maxkw348]

lol

[@Queqs_]

Nice profile pic

[@tailedgates9]

"Friends."

[@CraftersStudios]

im just here for the glass beach

[@pacharaponsripo103]

I’m about to write this.

[@charmyzard]

Gotta love how the Historian turned the sponsor space into its own miniseries with ongoing characters and plot to make it worth your time.

[@temerson2]

Coming back here with Twomad gone feels surreal

[@midnitefox]

Mr. Historian's adverts are the best on the world wide web. They are the only ads I NEVER skip!

[@andysuxd1cks]

They’re the only ads i look forward to

[@Dongoman-s4l]

rate shady leg ants

[@aydon1276]

skipped it

[@falsehero2001]

“Grandpa? What did you do during the pandemic?” “I was a tail gunner for Charmin.”

[@devildevious2646]

Beautiful

[@theone-tg4ey]

Based

[@Jjgm69]

I was Laughing, oh the laughter and those poor crops :'v

[@nigimy]

Maybe the real corona was the friends we made along the way.

[@JonGooseman]

Yeah maybe, but it better be treasure too

[@cake6363]

reddit humor

[@breastmilkgaming]

"It's far more A than I"

[@Jaws-zb1cg]

This was funny the first 900 times

[@bubbachump3818]

Because they're a parasite? yeah m8

[@aedanhidlebaugh1796]

Internet Historian is the only man who can get me excited to watch an ad.

[@milic5068]

the ads are the best part of his video lmao

[@irestone1]

what about big money salvia

[@annabella1650]

There’s an artistry to it, one that we are unlikely to see again.

[@conq1273]

Aside from flashgitz, Internet Historian is great with it

[@karlmarx4516]

They’ve always been the best part of the video

[@hermannfegeleinshitlerparo4654]

"CEO of Australia", "Alligators in Florida were once again using the roads", "Cats were seen by some in London... to a limited audience", "Worst sequel since World War Two". All of these were amazing.

[@SP-pn7xx]

Id prefer a CEO over a Prime Minister..

[@johntheux9238]

I don't get the CEO joke.

[@Jnstin]

Considering Australia is incorporated in the united states I think its fucking funny

[@WibblyLever2]

The CEO joke caught me so off guard, it took me a second before I lost it!

[@holhorse3080]

"Worst sequel since WWII" I'm stealing that

[@Deeds2022]

"Thank you Neil Drunkman for the worst sequel since world war 2" That line is gold.

[@crawlingboy]

we all can agree on that

[@vincentr1207]

His videos are Gold.

[@Zerospacedude]

I love how most of this is in no way an exaggeration and is exactly what happened

[@bundle_of_penguins]

"Am I bugging or is Mary dead right now bro?" - cut to Mary LMAO

[@drankydrank1]

DED

[@MjkL1337]

i literally spit all my juice at that part

[@randimoniumtime]

I lost it too XD, anyone know original video?

[@deese6634060]

would also like to know the og video

[@LD1E60]

Here in case someone wants to share the link of the og video

[@fettuccine99]

"If a 5G tower gets destroyed in the suburbs, but an Anti-Vaccine mom can't post it on her facebook group conspiracy page, did it ever really happen?" :)

[@LibShitted]

Always has happened *Loads gun*

[@usrnotfound1859]

@@steve6646 Also they are putting chemicals in the water, poor frogs. :(

[@evol5765]

Conor the baby parts aren’t used anymore.

[@phoenixchase9271]

@@evol5765 They never were to begin with

[@justinambru8529]

That's a strawman

[@spongmongler6760]

"the worst sequel since WW2" is an underrated line.

[@inuyashaspet]

Thank you for watching until the very end.

[@thearrowhead9846]

Agreed, thought that was hilarious

[@Hotshot2k4]

But I thought it was the Shindler's List of video games?

[@thearrowhead9846]

@@Hotshot2k4 Yeah but I'm just too dumb to understand it and hate women or smth

[@yoshimasachong2766]

WW2 2

[@PrimordialKosmicJoe]

i like to comeback to this video just to make sure 2020 was real and not some bizzare dream we all had

[@issaphae9659]

this feels like the tales of ba sing se filler episode of humanity’s descent into chaos

[@HoloFizz]

Welp, someones cabbages were ruined, so it must be.

[@Astrocat-od5cy]

Sad episode

[@TheHaloring7]

@@Astrocat-od5cy I legit skipped it on my rewatch cause I couldn't stand seeing Uncle Iroh crying

[@TheHaloring7]

@boxdoesgames Still makes me a little emotional

[@frogkik]

My cabbages

[@quintonis1]

Every Internet Historian video is an editing masterpiece. I feel like it doesn't get nearly enough recognition. Some of these sections seem like they would take hours for what is basically seconds.

[@NewOldEBM]

Was just thinking this too. In the add NordMan even had feet when he was tracker her on his ipad. Really impressed at the detail. That being said IH seems to be king of amazing 'throw away' gags/lines, it's kind of his calling card for me haha

[@heavymentalgamer2580]

2,342,950 views in a week and 2.46 million subs is not enough recognition?

[@chungo.]

@@heavymentalgamer2580 yes

[@heavymentalgamer2580]

@@chungo. Fair enough.

[@quintonis1]

@@heavymentalgamer2580 No, I just think no one talks about specifically the editing portion though... Like writing and comedic genius is one thing, but the editing is seriously fantastic.

[@TheSorrel]

Meanwhile in Germany: "This is how I would destroy a 5G Tower. IF WE HAD ANY!"

[@Warhamer116]

Don't worry, the people who want to destroy 5G towers wouldn't be able to tell the difference between 5G tower, a 4G tower, a telephone pole, a power line, or a car stopper that was tied to a tree

[@oraiseno]

even the 4G towers are barely noticable. what a fucking joke this country is sometimes

[@TheSorrel]

@@Warhamer116 Yeah, we are still waiting for the Government to figure this high tech stuff out. But I guess people on horses are as good as the internet.

[@grubbybum3614]

@@oraiseno what country?

[@nils7116]

@@oraiseno Yes the good old Germany

[@oliviademers17]

I remember when Internet Historian didn’t just do VODs. Miss you making your old videos! Never has there been a better historian.

[@flaggboi]

Being subbed to Internet Historian is a never ending roller coaster of forgetting about his existence and getting super excited when he uploads.

[@blacktoothfox677]

indeedyweedy

[@patrioticwhitemail9119]

2020 is the year God got bored and decided to try making abstract art.

[@tomuppercut7101]

PatrioticWhiteMail911 *succeeded*

[@four-en-tee]

If this George Floyd situation is part of that, then God's got a fucked up sense of humor... And i dig it.

[@hoangdung7494]

@@four-en-tee he was like "what if I lower those cops' IQ by 30 points for couple days"

[@anonymouslee8542]

He's using so much red and green.

[@myers5059]

God: hmm, let's make this more entretaining... *annabelle escapes from Warren's museum*