The 9 Motorcyclists You Will Meet (And Some You Won't)

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[@mattm2894]

i own a klr 650... i was gonna complain about what you said but.. whatever

[@jojofrog]

Matt M this comment is under appreciated😂

[@KLRmurdercycle]

Was going to watch the vid but seen this..I'm not on the road long enough to meet anyone🖖

[@tonygreene81able]

Premium mediocrity. Haha good shit

[@jackchow7333]

Terje Mobley agreed

[@TeamGeezer]

My condolences..... ;)

[@dutchuncle2716]

"Give kids more motorcycles" That's some topnotch parenting advice right there!

[@bintanggiri1441]

*sigh* it's become problems in my country, without license they ride on the street, doing illegal races on the street, put 100kmph on busy streets, a lot of people gets killed by those irresponsible riders.

[@brathersadda9436]

@@bintanggiri1441 by children ?

[@winkindinkin7870]

I got my first motorcycle not dirt bike at 14

[@meganjk]

@@winkindinkin7870 I was soooo jealous of kids that had dirt bikes! They looked SO fun and what an awesome way to learn hand/eye coordination and just riding in general! Plus it will make them better street bike riders... as long as they aren't trying to slide those all over lol

[@ballzmckgee3167]

If you don't get your kids dirtbikes they will do drugs... Ok they will prolly still do drugs but at least they will have a dirtbike..

[@mila9162]

8:18 I have been trying to get my parents to buy me a dirt bike since I was 9. They didn’t even let me buy that due to safety concerns, so when I more recently told them I’d rather have a motorcycle than a car when I turn 16 they freaked out. I am still determined.... wish me luck!

[@touchgrindusa69]

I was in the same boat, payed for the course for myself got my lisence behind my parents back and showed up at home with a cbr 125 one day, they legally can’t stop you, and I’m sure they will appreciate not spending all their money on gas driving you around, good luck

[@zanegeddes6828]

I will tell you that getting into it, will become progressively harder, the longer you have to wait. At 29 years old, I feel like Luke skywalker getting into the force, roughly 5 years after 5 years late........ p.s. Parents(and old ppl like me) like gear. Get some gear(old stuff on offerup if needed), or learn about and show them some gear you like........ not just a helmet.

[@noahc8274]

Same

[@KnckoffSprgirl]

@@touchgrindusa69 unfortunately you need parental permission to get a motorcycle endorsement, at least in my state.

[@lanthan598]

16 here too,told my parents I would drive a motorcycle instead of a car and after so much time my dad gave me his Modified but run down Suzuki B120

[@CrackerJackShakkk]

"Learn to appreciate your generation" "Snapchat is literally going to make a dystopian society"

[@p4ckgunar670]

The CrackerJack Shack exactly what I was thinking😂😂😂 he also complained ab people not liking new “gangsta rap” then made fun of gen z kids listening to sound cloud rappers🙄😂😂 the rant was still hilarious tho

[@00legoman00]

But that ain’t true gangsta rap

[@yogakin2469]

Retro Bikes are really good to start out on what do you guys think?

[@650ib]

Yea!!! I made it into a list video!!! 👍👍😀😀 This was so funny and entertaining!

[@HellRyder1987]

When's that vid of a RV hauler full of your sweet sweet rides dropping bro 😁

[@skyvwest]

You're that guy😎👌

[@YSPDJapan]

You're that guy but you also make some of the best high speed riding videos around. So you're like, the best version of that guy. Plus you're super cool and everybody loves you, so there's that too. 👍🏾

[@ukdnbmarsh]

haha you dont miss a trick do you mate :P

[@rmonified]

you could say.. "Got Em!"

[@reistje]

Let's be real there's only 2 type of ADV riders. One that commutes. And one with a foreign plate who has about 50 stickers from different countries.

[@motomookie8032]

Richard - And a passport 😃

[@WhereIsWiljenn]

Richard - I'm the 2nd, not sure if that is a positive thing though ;).

[@mjordan812]

Working on it - only 18 different countries (so far). :-)

[@AndreiBucin]

I'm both it seems

[@oakstream6041]

I'm a number 2 but see no reason not to smile on the way to work. Back gravel roads are very plentiful here in Sweden. 😁

[@gavinverheyen737]

But Yammie I only have a KLR 650 because it was $500 and only needed tires and a battery...

[@johnstaggs8876]

In what world?

[@hellkiller9110]

@@johnstaggs8876 I got a Honda CBR125R CBR150R. Do you know how much it costs ( 315.90p)

[@johnstaggs8876]

@@hellkiller9110 dont know the value of p (pence??) ...3.14??

[@johnstaggs8876]

@@hellkiller9110 ok so it's a peso... is it a 125 or a 150??

[@ALizardInCrimpson]

So ur the crapbike dude

[@izzyantonio4680]

As someone who started on a sv650, uoure god damn right.

[@ThePimpedOutPlatypus]

As a dude that started on an SV650... he's damn right. I am a smug and validated SOB that got a great bike for stupid cheap.

[@SWAGLIKEIS]

I’m a bikeless rider should I get a sv650

[@ThePimpedOutPlatypus]

Yes, you should. They are great bikes for beginners that you will not outgrow fast.

[@misterj6789]

He messed me up when he said "ninja 400 you bought from the showroom for $6k..." then said the sv650 is $3 grand less.. 0.o

[@user-ux4gu2lh8c]

@@ThePimpedOutPlatypus Ive been debating between an SV650 since it seems more practical, and the CB500F, since it still seems good, and was the bike i dreamed of getting in high school.

[@Jack13001]

Some people just like the looks of old bikes more :(

[@BugVall]

I know, almost none who likes old bikes suck boomers off like he described

[@trancebeach5888]

Then buy a new Honda shadow lol

[@angelcano4567]

Nah in the south there's a lot of 20 year olds with the mentality that sport bikes aren't real bikes and shit like thT

[@ghostie5923]

Ikr, this bike in my pfp is mine, was my dad's. I always loved this bike ever since I was a kid and there's something special about having the bike you grew up around and wishing you could ride it and driving it around town like it's nobody's business

[@deezgilliams]

I was an sv650 starter guy and can agree with this! 👍

[@MultiBjorn21]

#metoo

[@Angelripperize]

represent brothers

[@davz0r]

I agree in a smug way.

[@ethanobenauer7083]

I mean my bike is a 650, but not a Suzuki, still count?

[@smkinrade]

@@ethanobenauer7083 nope.

[@probablynotdad6553]

"Learn to appreciate your own generation" "Damn kids with their sound cloud and snapchat" Yammie confirmed a fucken' zoomer, vro. Quality content as always lmao.

[@uselessmitten7836]

I'm the ADV commuter guy, and may I say that I have the perfect combo of comfort, practicality, and 1290cc's road-rippin' power. I have nothing more to prove to anyone.

[@shawnsnyder6796]

No, I'm the ADV commuter guy, and I have the perfect combo of comfort, practicality, and 1250cc's of road -rippin' power. I only have something to prove to my wife. Plus I get up into Vermont a lot, and once you get off a main road, everything is dirt.

[@soldat2501]

I say good fellow, may I join you with my older, yet no less comfortable R1200GS. I commute exactly 1 mile, lol. Now in that one mile, I cross over 1000 year old Roman cobblestone roads with dips and ruts that leave cars stranded, but as I glide over them with the greatest of ease I sit smugly, and know that I am indeed, a member of a superior club. Piacere!

[@user-jo7dd2jn5s]

@@soldat2501 show off :D

[@Zach_A]

#9, yupp, I started on an sv650. I will sing its praises until my dying days.

[@erikbussing9570]

damn right

[@evasesh6585]

Its my current bike, I didnt start on it, its my 3rd bike after buying and selling a 250 and 636. ( All within a year )

[@teamemperorevo9855]

After my 636 the sv650 was so underwhelming.

[@Zach_A]

I owned a 636 and a 650 at the same time, I still enjoyed the sv a lot though.

[@Okami1995]

Definitely should've started on a 650 instead on my r3 lol. But it's a great place to start don't get me wrong

[@HarrisonDaSilva]

Time to get a klr 650... i guess, whatever

[@zachiga]

harrison da silva Join the KLR cult. It is possibly the best bike I’ve ever had, besides the ride height.

[@Prowler9000]

I picked one up a few weeks back. It's my first bike. In my particular market, they're way cheaper than any other dual-sport or adv, and I figured since I've driven every single car I've owned on forestry roads, I'd get a bike that'll be happy there too.

[@speedpower2740]

@@zachiga KLR 650 and ''best bike'' are mutually exclusive.

[@igofastr6]

HAHAHAHA! I am looking to sell my 2015 R1 to get a KLR650. The One-Z is a fun and all but i can't take it to all the places i would like to go.

[@HarrisonDaSilva]

@@zachiga damn you cursed me 😂 went for a cbt and they gave me a klr125 for the day 😂😂

[@ripparonipepperoni2669]

welp... i do like my modern classics. and i do like my more old school rock/metal

[@SyedMohdNabiBALLB]

Same here bruh!! Can't avoid metal at all!!

[@naraendrareddy273]

Same here, about the bike. Don't know much about rock but I do like pink Floyd and Sweet home Alabama kid of songs, more than edm or pop. I hate emotional, romantic slow songs, they just spoil the mood.

[@ourtime-downhere6931]

Nothing wrong with that. Besides, his rant was way more pretentious than anything about the people he complained about.

[@jas9friend]

@@ourtime-downhere6931 I think it was really just geared to the specific kind of guys. I like old bikes and rock and metal and hell I'm practically a more geared up version of the old school 1%ers but I'm not a dick about it like the guys he's talking about lol.

[@geoffreyswan7866]

Yammie do a story of the veteran riders that are in their 60plus and older that have been riding motor bikes all their lives in all weather conditions and clocked over 1/2 million kilometres on all types of bikes and still get a buzz whenever they hit the roads. they are a breed apart from the current crop of riders.

[@EupedUpp]

We need the return of small CC inline 4's!

[@cvguerra8747]

Urgent return, read this Japanese manufacturers

[@n40798]

www.honda.co.jp/CB400SF/

[@lauri.lyijymaali]

This

[@lauri.lyijymaali]

@@n40798 Thats cool and all but i would like to see a proper 400cc 4cylinder track bike.

[@baecchi4153]

hell yeah .. im rooting for a v4 or inline 4 250cc .. perfect in my country's poor road condition ..

[@markusstadler7411]

"i need you to ride a Grom and to Vape." Best line of the Video

[@acetech8642]

I quit smoking cigarettes jan 1st lol. NEVEEEEER! But I will indeed try me a grom.

[@ruikazane5123]

Agree. I vape ever since they came in my place, and the groms are still commuter bikes.

[@sagegaulding]

I like how he calls the Ducati Scrambler Cafe Racer riders stupid and proceeds to say that we should vape😂

[@joemcmaster3307]

You forgot me the 18 year old with a 50cc kymco scooter.

[@Soul3volutioN]

Kymco Agility

[@kuuurk]

"9 *Motorcyclists* you will meet"

[@joemcmaster3307]

@@kuuurk Motorcyclists wanna be

[@danielj4996]

Scooters are not motorcycles so he’s not wrong

[@evanbullock4670]

Just found your channel, you mix comedy with facts and needless to say you’ve earned a sub. Love the content man thanks!

[@Technicallity1]

That UJM roast had me geeked. Described my CB perfectly

[@CockatooDude]

And my GS, fuckin' things always breaking lol. That was a very accurate roast.

[@Technicallity1]

@@CockatooDude Ha! Totally

[@Thunderous117]

Part of the fun of having a gs... guessing if the beautiful bastard will start 😂 speaking of which time to clean my carbs 😔

[@Technicallity1]

@@guitarcrazy02 Absolutely. I gave myself the burden of buying a rusted out CB350 and I'm still working to get it back in full condition. It's a process but the end result will be worth it. Wrench smart, not hard

[@Technicallity1]

@@guitarcrazy02 Hell yea! I love the old bike character. You have to treat it well and respect it

[@scowler92]

It's not just the KLR-650. Dual-sport bikes in general are the last bikes you'll ever want or need. Kawasaki, Suzuki, KTM, after some minor tweaks they're the ideal working-class bike.

[@aislinnbehan623]

Naw, klx 250 is hella fun on the road and on the dirt. Klr 650 can go off road, but touring is better

[@naraendrareddy273]

The retro festish part isn't false. It started with me after I saw tron

[@PerfidiousLeaf]

It's half-half. The reason in part the "retro" thing has taken off is because the aesthetic feels like it has more character, without any of the actual issues that old tech actually had. Most modern designs are so refined that people feel like there's nothing there (even though there is). A lot of things today are like that; modern music is a good example. it's not that old music was better per say, it's that the industry has perfected their craft of making shitty music meant to be bought and quickly forgotten for the next upcoming release. Modern tech feels the same way. THAT is why the "neo-retro" movement is picking up, because the lack of "refinement" meant that there was more aesthetic freedom in the designs from back then, since they didn't yet have the "ideal formula" for design.

[@cafedetaro]

some people just like the design, that's it.

[@derp195]

@@PerfidiousLeaf yeah, I just think they look great. Modern sport bikes all look the same to me, and I couldn't care less, but a nice cafe racer makes my heart flutter. And I don't want most modern tech, with the exception of ABS. I don't even care if it's fuel injected, I just want a simple, unrefined machine that feels like it has some personality.

[@blakesutton4287]

What a fantastic video. Watching this was time well spent. Well done, Yamster.

[@sonalighosal3197]

I was waiting for your video. You never disappoint.

[@superboyprime6863]

The sv650 researched rider still scoffs at the ninja 400 guy

[@mrvwbug4423]

I started on a Honda CX500, but my "returning bike" after a 10 year break is a Versys 650, so almost the same thing

[@TheDeceptikron]

@@mrvwbug4423 It's not really, a parallel twin is not almost the same as a v twin and definitely doesn't sound the same. They also weigh 7lb more and have 10-15hp less

[@TheDeceptikron]

@@danisyx5804 Why proud? The SV650 is the most fun bike Ive owned without feeling like I was going to kill myself. *disclaimer I think 120hp bikes is where I draw the line for HP. Ive had bigger bikes but have found since owning a 2016 SV650 that I prefer midweight naked sports bikes.

[@JustinDowDIYcentralhighway]

Love your videos man. You planning on getting another bike soon. Hope your healing well. Cheers!

[@CocoaBeachLiving]

Awesome rant sir!!

[@Topfpflanze27]

wait a minute.. im that ninja 400 guy

[@jonasv19]

So am I! How are you enjoying your premium mediocre bike?

[@loreius7]

Lol what?! Me too mate😂

[@theslaviccookie5137]

I was pretty 50/50 on either the 400 or a rc 390. Ended up with the KTM solely because of rebates and looks

[@spacepotato5524]

I'll be getting a 400 as well. I like the look of it and the price is decent for my budget.

[@Solidrum]

I just bought my 400 on Saturday as my very first motorcycle. I'm happy with it.

[@shiftyeyes4383]

Former KLR650 guy here. Can confirm.

[@WeNeedASaga]

"whatever" ? :)

[@motomookie8032]

Be proud!

[@keepcalmandgoogledancingis7365]

Whats the average price?

[@aruvirk587]

The first clip you showed for the 'crapbike' is a TVS Apache rtr 160/180. These were considered to be the best commuters with a sporty feel that you can buy in India. I personally think these convey the spirit of motorcycling along with practicality and affordability (

[@Dylan-rq8nb]

I watched one video from you at 12:00am and fell in your worm hole of lists until 230am. I give credit when credits due. Your video are absolutely great. Not always the most informant sometimes repetitive to other videos. But you have that charisma in your videos and know how to keep people entertained with your goofy antics! And most of the lists are spot on!! I hit that subscribe and alert on new videos. Keep up the great content man you earned a new fan today🙌🏻

[@MeghanStark]

Low key I'm the Neo Retro Dude for sure (minus the oppressive critique of contemporary music) and my dad is well on his way to being an ADV Commuter. He just hasn't bought a BMW yet! He's got that sentimental soul though.

[@bobvegana4752]

*Neo Retro Chick

[@TheDayzman]

Maybe get him one for Christmas xD

[@massivepassive]

Retro bikes are hecka cheap. I'd love a 2019 motorcycle, but that's not happening

[@TwoWheelsOnline]

adding a comment to give you the highest of fives through the algorithm's interpretation of the value of my interaction with the video

[@thefdlord]

This video cracks me up each time I revisit

[@sb2h]

Hey, I LOVE 70’s music but I totally agree with everything you said.

[@jamesbruder4529]

KLR650 bro here. I have both taken it on single track and commuted across state lines, all at a cheap price tag. It is by no means the best bike, but boy is it great at being below average at everything.

[@kittenswithketchup]

Half-ass SKWAD

[@E2Moto]

I'm an SV650 owner myself, and it's my second bike. I've been in touch with the community for a year now, and have known them for being quite proud, but mostly chill people. I wasn't well aware of the smug attitude of new riders who started with them, which is a bit surprising to hear.

[@micheal49]

Now that was some funny shit. Also, thanks for the closing music on almost all of your vids. Good choices, brodude.

[@evanshaw4371]

Well Mr. Yammie, thanks to you I am the SV650 starter. First bike and I love it. You are the reason I went after one. Got a blue 2007 and I can’t complain at all

[@vin374]

Hey I’m that ADV commuter. Well kinda. It a Tiger 1200. No side cases. In the winter with the heated seat heated grips tall windscreen it’s like luxury to ride. No way will I be caught dead in a car here in CA when I can lane split pass those fools. Great video though. Made me laugh

[@rockerojuan]

I have seen a lot more of those riding here in California lately. They look nice, but am not a big fan of the cargo boxes and the height of the bike.

[@vin374]

Yea I agree with you on the cargo boxes. I just use a textile tail bag. As far as the height. I’m tall so it’s perfect

[@streetrossi4966]

Hey adv actually makes sense, comfort, traveling , adventure and amenities.

[@Philth_E]

Currently a crap bike guy, hawk 250 good, reliable, very cheap and fun on or off road!

[@dentistguba]

Great thing is when you drop it you think 'hey i can fix it with parts from the local scrapyard' lol.

[@shawncousins8715]

You have great videos, I get alot of good info. from them. Thanks for sharing. God bless you.

[@kogajisensei725]

Hello from Luxembourg. Your videos are really instructive. I'm a noob and i'm gonna begin with a 125cc Mash :) Keep it up mate.

[@YTisDumb]

True, you don't need an ADV to commute, but what if you already own one for it's intended purpose? I'm sure as hell not buying a second bike just to get to work. Plus, when you ride every day (especially on 20 degree days), all the same comfort and amenities that make long rides enjoyable, make commuting a breeze. Whatever, enjoy your Datsun cager. 👍

[@HockeyVictory66]

It’s really just the GS and Multistrada guys who are weenies. The rest of 5he ADV crowd is actually pretty cool.

[@deanhenthorn8674]

JA - when you roll up to the office on Monday and your bike is covered in dust or mud from you weekends adventure rides, you are bonafide ADV rider. But, under no circumstances can you roll up to a Starbucks on your bike. Even if your dying of thirst and starvation. You MUST roll on to the next gas station for some shitty coffee and a package of donuts.

[@MrMegaPerez]

You forgot about a Honda NC700/750X guy (me). The most pragmatic bike out there. Economical, reliable, cheap, good quality and not to exiting, actually we wanted an adventure bike but couldn't afford it ;) usually we are over 50 (not me) and very upset if somebody calls it a scooter only because its an automatic haha

[@wolffrags9856]

Is there a manual version of it at all? I might get one once I get bored of my 125cc.

[@omlett.1]

love your comment! i have a friend with a 750x (automatic) and i love to call that a scooter. i also love to see his face when i tell him his "so much fun" bike's revlimiter kicks in around the same range where my tdi car. exactly where my inline 4 starts to warm my soul :D ohhh, those "it's an eco friendly perfect beginner bike" guys :D

[@MrMegaPerez]

WolfFrags yes I have a manual one (see my videos) and I highly recommend it :)

[@MrMegaPerez]

Luy 909 hmm cbr 300? I don’t know anything about this bike :) is it like the nc?

[@HockeyVictory66]

They don’t sell many NC700x’s in the US. So, they are like Panda’s in the wild, but a lot less cool. I rode a K1200GT for years and dropped down to the DCT 700x because, yes, I am having wrist issues from 36 years of riding and beating off. The Goldwing and Africa twin offer the same DCT transmission as well. So, i guess we’ll call them scooters along with anyone with a rekluse clutch or a quick shifter.

[@Error-eb9gv]

Klr650 owner and can confirm. Prime meh 100%

[@ohnihsi]

Love this vid!

[@SwankyCatProductions]

I was told I made an appearance in this video. Thanks for the credit...oh wait you didn't give me any. Real nice.

[@gizmuth1416]

Justice for swanky cat!

[@nimyster6996]

“Shouldn’t be measured objectively” continues to objectively measure it

[@datrashcanman1933]

first channel i have subscribed to in awhile.

[@nunocunha6508]

Yam. Even though this is now a 2-year-old video, it absolutely could not be more on point today. In 2021 it could now even be called prescient. You have my respect - now more than ever.

[@dtmistheone]

Yammie! Hahahaa called me out on #7. Crapbike dude, but I love it!

[@masonw2134]

Neo retro dudes only like IPAs while actual retro guys like stouts. THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW. #incrediblysimplifyinglife

[@mrvwbug4423]

Hmm, does Yammie need to do a "Rider type to beer type guide", Harley dude probably drinks Bud Light haha

[@masonw2134]

@@mrvwbug4423 Yes! That's perfect. If not a whole vid, at least a segment 😅

[@Ohno0es]

@@mrvwbug4423 The rest of their money goes into maintenance costs..

[@gnarshread]

You know, your on to something there!

[@alphaecoplus8838]

Hi, shout out from Haiti. It's been a while now since I'm watching your videos and I love every single one of them. Keep it up... I've always been a sport bike sucker but never owned one (lol). You are watch all over the world you should think about international subscribers for your give away at some point.

[@danaevelyn5850]

I love you dude your page is great I was the 14 year old with the 125cc dirt bike then the stunter then the racer know I'm the adv commuter lol. Keep up the good work! Luv it! Happy Trails

[@mokrispin8398]

Im a neo retro guy and im proud

[@lukecarlin9946]

*get out*

[@demanoth]

So much salt with this guy, every video crying for something

[@massivepassive]

Same here brother. 79 Suzuki GS850 ❤️

[@Cheedee]

"This cold pressed organic SOB" I am crying so hard right now 😭😭😭

[@TheDonFabio]

Jay Leno never fails to get a chuckle out of me. Whether it be from his late night one liners, or by mounting the bike from the wrong side at 5:31.

[@davebarden]

🤣🤣🤣 Spot on, Yammie! I was the KLR guy, and now am the ADV guy... nailed it!

[@brainbloxed247]

You gotta do more "It Came from Craigslist" videos man, I love them!

[@n4zou]

Yea, I love those!

[@frybag6111]

It's 2020 and you're not at 1 million subscribers yet, so here's one more sub for you. I love the content, hopefully I can win a bike.

[@Lynwood_Jackson]

best one yet. I laughed heartily at a few of these.

[@TheArmstaff]

And with this i subscribe. Ty Yammie Noob

[@oakstream6041]

Please do a adv special roast and don't forget us Africa twin guys here in Europe. 👌🏻😂

[@Tomyp89]

Please roast us transalp guys too, we just don't have the balls for the real deal.

[@crashcourseinbruhsurgery]

Don't forget the V-Strom guys, they're everywhere! It seems that the V-Strom (the 650 of course) is the quintessential "Dad" bike.

[@synhet84]

@@crashcourseinbruhsurgery In Paris all we see is The bmw and the KTM grand touring something!

[@Motologist95]

Wazzup my fellow AT rider?! Greetings from the U.S!

[@deanhenthorn8674]

Props to oakstream for asking for the public flogging..I wanna ride with that guy/gal

[@dodi3bodi]

You ain’t at 1m it’s 2020 bro 😂

[@Threadinhand]

omg don’t be mean bro he’s smashing it lol

[@woolf9035]

We got till December bro

[@lanthan598]

You ain't at 1m it's 2021 bro 😂

[@alansolomon2064]

He passed of an entire country with his royal Enfield video

[@justice7788]

Damn brilliant writing my man. I'd subscribe but I already did the other day

[@milrond6943]

GAWD dangit i really love YamBamThankYouYam these days, thank god he went back to his list vids......

[@karelkappers1181]

6:04 "You guys think that in the 70's they were talking about how they wished that they lived in the 40's?" Oh i assure you they didn't.

[@carpballet]

In one hundred years people will STILL be listening to Zeppelin, Hendrix, and the like. And also in one hundred years drake will only be a duck and Bacardi (cardi b) will only be a rum.

[@metamaggot]

I'll be the "drives an unidentified piece of crap 125cc 8 hours straight" type lol

[@Dev-mn2gh]

Same

[@Threadinhand]

metamaggot literally jar jar from g bears channel lmao

[@chrisp4267]

Im a SV650 starter and I love it! Nice Video!!

[@WronaJester]

Hey! Im planning to be sv650 (or fz6) guy soon and you got it perfectly right! 😁 Thanks! 👍

[@pfattielumkin3590]

i am one of those smug but validated son of a bitches and i love my SV

[@sheadoesntgetit7084]

"I need you to ride a Grom and vape, please!" hahaha

[@terriblefurry]

I’m about to turn fifteen and I’m trying so hard to get my dad to help me get a dirt bike

[@sambridhathapa4313]

Buy a Honda 250R or a 250L. Much fun.

[@sambridhathapa4313]

And a fmf slip-on.

[@terriblefurry]

Sambridha Thapa thanks for the advice I really appreciate it (:

[@sambridhathapa4313]

@@terriblefurry Sure and the thing is the 250L is kind of more like a roadbike than a dirtbike. 250R is a proper track dirtbike. There is model called 250x which is a detuned version of the 250r.

[@isaacostrom9749]

Just find something on Craigslist that cost very little money and your dad will probably help you out. At Least that's what I did.

[@johnjriggsarchery2457]

Hahaha, knowing how things actually work and being able to do all that "wrenching" is part of the fun. I even hear that being able to weld isn't witchcraft, it's a valuable skill. Yep, I built a bobber based on my '78 SR500 and am currently working on restoring an '81 Honda CB125S. Even worse is taking a cherry rolling chassis '71 Suzuki TS100 and doing an engine switch with a TS185.

[@louisavondart9178]

better you buy a Honda MT 125 and put a CR barrel, piston, carb and expansion chamber on it. You blow off stock 250's no problem. ( spoken from experience. Do it with an MT250 and 400's will fear you.) You'll need new CR inlet and exhaust flanges too. You don't need to change the heads. All bolt on stuff but you'll run premix as CR's dont have the lil hole to bolt the oil feed pipe into. You could drill and tap one.....

[@oussama9743]

Wow ty for mentioning the sv 650 guy i feel better about my self now :D

[@augurcybernaut4785]

YOU TAKE IT BACK ABOUT ADV!!! You take it back!!!!!

[@kryzhalid5195]

4:52 until 5:16 I dont agree with you about the retro and fashion motocycles, but ... that's all good.

[@mrvwbug4423]

Some aren't bad, the new Honda CB1000 pulls it off well, as does the Yamaha XSR line. But they are more of modern bikes with retro inspired styling, not bike made to look retro while being mechanically modern.

[@ethanobenauer7083]

mrvwbug44 May just be me, but I also like the look of the Ducati Scrambler, it’s overpriced as all hell and I’d never buy it, but I like the look.

[@MHrhoan]

I'm thankful for my dad for teaching me to ride on his Old kawasaki when I was 13 & now I'm working to get a license. RIP pops.

[@quaality]

Love the content, thought you missed one though. The harley guy...although you could probably do a video on the 6 kinds of harley people you'll meet

[@parsamasoud3389]

I’m literally saving for that Ducati cafe racer. 😂 Where’s my organic avocado juice?

[@jetfirehi5229]

Parsa Masoud please don’t, get a good bike like an r1

[@ertskupertsku9192]

Parsa Masoud cafe racers are the worst

[@aaronkrejci7851]

Got through this whole list thinking, “wow I just started riding 2 weeks ago and I’m not anywhere on the list that must be a good sign!” YAMMIE NOOB: “#9 the SV650 starter.” Me: “dammit...” found a 08 sv650 pretty cheap and so far I’ve been absolutely loving it❤️ Love the videos

[@priesermax]

My father has a KLR250 Perfect for offroad, not too heavy, enough power, not too high,.... I love it

[@stephengloor8451]

You got me - classic ADV commuter - subscribed

[@davidvalencia129]

6:22 FMX and MX riders be like *Hold my beer.*

[@flyingcheemsxd320]

9:00 it's Apache RTR 180.. and I own one..🙄 That means I'm crap bike dude..🙄😭

[@sivvinod3187]

Go buy the 310, dude

[@galaxyoffender7526]

That ok I got. 99 rebel 250 with a dent in the gas can and a spray can paint job layered over the old paint with tears in the leather seat also a few missing screws and bolts but hey still drives somehow now if I could get the oil plug off this thing.

[@cosmos6476]

Mohit Dutta I’m the 14 year old with a 125cc dirt bike. But I’m the kind that follows road rules but don’t give a crap on dirt.

[@faustin289]

Same to me. I already knew I ride crap .... it's better than nothing tho!

[@freitas951]

Do I see Estoril footage with the HP4? I'm a simple portuguese man, i see Portugal anywhere, I upvote! Really like your videos too, excelent content!

[@robert-joshuamcfaddin7041]

I just love old school Harley bikes. My dad's passing on his chopped Softail to me. That said, getting a V-Star soon myself (budget bike), though I'm probably gonna look twoards getting a Hayabusa so I can throw anime onto it. XD.

[@connorobrien2202]

I'm Neo Retro, I drive a Triumph Thruxton, but the thing is I tear around canyon roads faster than my buddies on their supersports

[@chad_is_here]

Okay we get it you don't like the ninja 400 for some reason

[@speedyboi349]

Bro im 15 and i have a 125cc dirt bike and i love it cause you have fun in a good trail ride in rocky steep terrain or muddy track with a good ramp to whip it up specially with friends i have a group of friends (neibors) 3 of us have dirtbikes and 2 of us have 4 tracks

[@philspaces7213]

Well done good sir! You've pretty well summed it up other than omitting the chrome everything, and spoked wheels guys (mmeeerrrmm) but i have one more question... what do you ride! Good Job friend

[@papachili7290]

I’m already subscribed and notifications on gimme some money

[@CurtisVenn]

SV GANG

[@gda101]

You totally made me proud to be a KLR rider. Thanks . BTW. Was that Swanky Cat in depicted in the KLR segment?

[@krismilligan5117]

Havent laughed so hard inna while, its all so true!!! Two Thumbs

[@zx6rkilla196]

I am 14 and I have a 125. Nuff said👮‍♂️

[@mxer4life25]

But are you actually good on it? 🤔 Nope. Neither was I 😂

[@dominicmcelroy3446]

Same

[@leonid4781]

@@mxer4life25 well I am 17 and I think I get good at it you know

[@derekr539]

14 and have a 250, I'm alright I guess. Probably better than most American riders, those motherfuckers are afraid of getting on to dirt with their sports or riding in rain. I saw some dude almost go about a foot into dirt with his sport and say he almost crashed wtf?😂 clowns

[@aj1awesome325]

14 and I got 300

[@Al.j.Vasquez]

A beginner rider on a SV 650?!! That thing brakes so hard it spits you off the front!

[@RobBroderick44]

Yep, that's a beginner bike in Europe. 😂

[@E2Moto]

I can agree. Despite it's weight, that bike's front brake is too good, but the rear brake is useless unless you use it with engine brake which is also strong.

[@E2Moto]

@@RobBroderick44 It's starting to attract a lot of beginners even here in the US, and those bikes are unrestricted.

[@jeanboy9108]

RobBroderick44 Europe models are restricted unfortunately, i think they only make like 40 horses, but you could just buy an unrestricted ecu and bam! Extra 30 hp

[@Wusrt]

Only if you are below 24 or have your a2 license longer than two years after a separate test

[@jaimebuan822]

I am the Neo Retro dude and I am laughing all throughout his description of Neo Retro Dudes. Keep on making vids Yammie!