The Absolute WORST of LFG players - Undercover Raiding Destiny 2

[@M-U-M-_-16]

When jumping is harder than the raid lol

[@demonninja4321]

This was me last night. I could not get past the jumping puzzle before mergoth(the extra swole ogre I think that was his name)

[@ForestFairy]

True for every raid.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

That is the hunter's life. It just happens to us.

[@badrepputation]

@@ForestFairy that first part where you jump on the other building in SotP i had to put on stomp-EE5 just because my mobility sucks

[@exseen24]

if you want to beat a guardian, dont fight em head on give em jumping puzzles and vex geometry

[@ginyama8848]

That whole segment of "I can't jump." has the same energy as learning how to jump from your main character to your alt character. *cough* Warlock to Hunter.

[@cowninja2622]

For me it was hunter to titan

[@samvakarian]

To titan is the worst for me. I die ALL THE TIME to platforming on a titan.

[@noneontheair]

I’m currently going from Hunter to Warlock and god damn glide sucks, especially in the EAZ

[@samvakarian]

@@noneontheair def takes getting used to, but once it clicks its clicks. I was a hunter main, mainly because of mobility but now I can maneuver better on my warlock then my hunter.

[@loneenvoyyale5259]

Honestly for me it was titan to warlock. I always activated jump a little too late, and just glide beautifully to death

[@supermario2100]

*Teamkills with The Colony* "It must be a bug" Nice one

[@gabrielpineirogarcia2078]

Its a feature

[@jedikraft1655]

Gabriel Piñeiro García it was a joke

[@Jdowling357]

Damn robot death spiders, lmao

[@xanderhenthorn596]

@@jedikraft1655 They were making a joke.

[@jedikraft1655]

Xander Henthorn what was the joke for the reply saying it’s a feature

[@hshshshhdh9279]

“It’s not rocket science just do it.” - marco

[@crayondevourer2267]

you know... mayby it is a rocket science

[@thomas-stilinski8149]

Nike

[@thecountrfeit]

Song at the Colony part?????

[@ShahPhilLeotardo]

It is for a woman

[@alexknight81]

@@ShahPhilLeotardo bruh.jpg

[@naaap2600]

Marco team kills everybody on his team with colony ... also Marco "I think people give up to easily"

[@solheart19]

30 seconds in and his cover is blown, you love to see it

[@thecountrfeit]

Song at 12:53????

[@solheart19]

@@thecountrfeit I believe it is "Salamanca" by Sarah, The !llstrumentalist. The same song can be heard playing in the outro so I pulled it from there. Hope this helps anyone that was wondering!

[@thecountrfeit]

HushedAnomaly THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! MY 7 MONTH SEARCH IS OVER

[@solheart19]

Uh Oh Haha, glad I could help!

[@juliodacunharodrigues3276]

"I better not be in a Marcostyle video" Marco: *i'm going to pretend i didn't hear that*

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

*better not be

[@juliodacunharodrigues3276]

@@trickytreyperfected1482 oh shit i didn't realize

[@aj9156]

"I can't jump, I'm not a Warlock" Sis, I can assure you. Warlocks have it tough when it comes to jumping.

[@Kirokill1]

Warlocks go far horizontally. They just can’t go up once they go down.

[@jamesrsk]

Warlock jump is easy, they just dont have the ability to lift once they drop

[@bryanjeff2072]

Lol best jump in the game

[@davidkemp5798]

@@bryanjeff2072 that's a matter of personal preference and there are pros and cons to all 3 of the jumps.

[@tacoblackmanofthegreatchor4282]

Warlocks can fly the furthest. Only downside is once gravity goes into a effect, issa wrap

[@vforvontol]

marco: pretending to be a new player also marco: luxurious toast

[@expeditor5895]

luxiurious toast is so easy to get now :(

[@tuluppampam]

No one will think you have done eater of world with it

[@expeditor5895]

@@tuluppampam u mean spire?

[@tuluppampam]

@@expeditor5895 I don't really know but I think you're right

[@gingainfinity1034]

Still have to do the raid

[@beanboss5583]

What’s up Marco! I’m still mad about the colony

[@MarcoStyle]

it's always the best when people find themselves in the videos.

[@AymenDZA]

so the tales you told at EoW were true lol

[@cubix__7216]

I feel physical pain watching her fail jumps

[@liammacdonald7101]

Ya it’s literally painful to watch lol

[@HuntSD]

If I ever have a bad day I know I can always think of this knowing it can be worse.

[@slice0chez373]

Hermyonee: I CAN’T MAKE THIS JUMP CAUSE IM A HUNTER Me (as a hunter): this jump is so ez how are warlocks and Titan not making it in my fireteam

[@Dentson]

Dude for real

[@yaboi5012]

Cuz warlock jumps are actually butt cheeks

[@clawrettadraws]

Lol

[@Minifliek]

@@yaboi5012 if butt cheeks means much better then yes

[@yaboi5012]

Boogyboy 666 no it’s not, at least if a hunter or a titan falls of the map they can get back up, but if a warlock falls, then there just gonna die slower

[@noahcardew4482]

I really wish more people were like Marco when it comes to lfg. The 'we're here to learn' outlook is really useful. Last time I did an lfg, i died once because my towering barricade didnt go down, we had played for 5 minutes and i was told to kill myself and our team fell apart

[@sallyostling]

Yea...dying isn't the end. We have ghosts😁🤪

[@jacklancaster3531]

I remember I did a d1 raid and was new to it. We tried oryx only 3 times and on the last I screwed up because I was relatively new to the very last encounter and couldnt remember about the orbs. Instead of help me out or cool off, they kicked me. It was pretty childish and kinda irritating seeing as I was there for about 3 to 4 hours putting up with their mistakes in the easier encounters. The raid community can be very piss taking.

[@noahcardew4482]

@@jacklancaster3531 even if someone makes 5 mistakes and you try to help them, you could accidentally not kill an enemy and the whole team will only blame you. I think you need to be really lucky to find a good team cos there were some kids I played with once on last wish, I got carried and got 1k first try and now we do loads of raids and I got the new rocket launcher first try on day 3 or sum I think. If you keep looking, you'll find some cool guys who you can do loads of raids with

[@M3gaM4nZero]

"We're here to learn" chickens out and make a lame excuse to leave, yet people are still wondering why they can't join a raid because they see kwtd on the lfg

[@spooglegoose]

did the lawyers finally take sleepy away

[@Efectivtrailer2]

Lmao CAS stepped in

[@thecountrfeit]

Song at 12:53????

[@jvw6892]

Me: has teammates who I like and don’t utterly despise Also me: C O L O N Y T I M E

[@Maeve-.-]

well time to play last wish again with this new "meta" loadout >:D

[@fhanum9716]

@@Maeve-.- ferb i know what were gonna do today

[@strangegreenthing]

If it still works im doing it

[@robin6034]

now thats me litterally

[@CorKaboom]

“Worst hunter in the game” Challenge accepted and beaten

[@edgyjugnu]

I sympathize with the girl who was struggling with the parkour. The guy that kept reassuring her are the friends who keep me from giving up so much.

[@ScaLe126]

*simping not reassuring

[@edsta8925]

Came across as a bit patronizing to me

[@lorenzoriley3567]

You can't be encouraging to a chick without a chad calling you a simp it's 100% a fact

[@pcrassen4975]

Ive been a hunter for three years but the first few last wish runs the teacups have fucked me up and I never even had troubles jumping

[@MrBlackdeath159]

That guardian would have gotten kicked if they had a man's voice

[@xQuinn2013x]

Laughing during a raid? Having fun? I can’t seem to remember the feeling...

[@agntclassified9682]

You are raiding with the wrong team brother! Literally no raid with my team has ever been completed without an insane amount of trolling. We killed consecrated mind with 5x rat king and divinity! It was hilarious! Took us 3 phases but the memes are worth it!

[@strangegreenthing]

@@agntclassified9682 crys in 4 phases with divinity + 5 xenophage due to a glitch

[@sawkuh8959]

@@agntclassified9682 didn’t think I’d find you here

[@arminc4658]

Lol the 1k troll was legendary, please do more of that!

[@aimdsyr3083]

Time to use the colony

[@ImDzqN]

I feel kinda bad for Frosty, that looked like some massive social anxiety to me :/

[@XnRz]

100% he didn’t want to be on the spot calling map. Honestly why I don’t raid much, you have to communicate well and quite often.

[@mitzi3262]

@@XnRz Once you do it a few times it's like clockwork trust me, and hey ad clear doesn't require a lot communication.

[@junkoenoshima4457]

How? all you do is call out where the Fallen is and then what Orb Number got picked up. You don't have to talk Fairytales. Also, Social Anxiety or not, if you say in a Raid that you only want to kill things, then please gtfo. At least say your a Orb runner or so, but never that you ONLY WANT TO KILL STUFF. I mean, there Public Spaces for only killing stuff *Shrug* And don't get me wrong, i have Autism myself and im Extremly Introvert, yet i Manage to play on every Raid Position despite my problems even if i struggle sometimes. Raids = Everyone has to think, even if it's just a little bit.

[@ImDzqN]

@@junkoenoshima4457 Social anxiety is tough, hits different people in different ways.

[@trust4851]

@@junkoenoshima4457 its cus of ppl like u that they are afraid to raid and doesnt wanna do it

[@leadhunter14]

TBF the hunter was me when I did Zero Hour for the first time. Never did jumping on that level before so it was very hard

[@Mysteriio007]

FUCKIN SAME! That Wall part was the bane of my existence.

[@valordawg2661]

TBF without stompees hunters can’t jump good but you can jump onto the sides of the pillars. Being a hunter myself and going through Zero Hour and Whisper a lot more than a normal person would, I’ve improved my jumping game with and without stompees.

[@samvakarian]

Eff zero hero heroic the outside part on all 3 characters is hard af for me

[@valordawg2661]

Samuel Moss I hunter main it with high-ish mobility. If you ever want to game on PC I’m down. I help people with Zero Hour and Whisper as well as Heroic for both respectively.

[@samvakarian]

@@valordawg2661 appreciate it man - I actually did it a long time ago and have the catalyst, I just wanted to chime in with how much I hate the platforming in zero hour. I have the unpopular opinion that platforming should never be in a fps.

[@1mateow]

"A bug? In destiny 2? I've never heard of it before" That's a really good sarcasm sir 🙄

[@NimiKhan]

"Ohhhhh, I've got an exotic... Is that good?" Now this is a good troll, harmless and hilarious.

[@smurph1994]

"This is not rocket science" - marco, the anti-simp 😂

[@danielbazzana5735]

Marco was proving that he's the Chad 😆

[@v3riety166]

Yo those jumping sound effects you added when she was trying to get up on those rotating platforms was so hilarious! XD

[@sallyostling]

I'm a girl gamer also destiny was my first ever game. Jumping was the absolute hardest part to learn. Girl. I got you. It's for real a learning experience. You'll get there.

[@reginleif2186]

Lol! Yes, definitely was there too! Also, after you make a Warlock and a Titan, Hunter jumps are justo so... Sad to make sometimes

[@PR2k9]

Jumping is the hardest part of the game. Anyone who says otherwise just sucks at aiming, mechanics, and every other part of the game.

[@multiplepotatoes9110]

Cringe

[@darkacb8422]

i main warlock almost only because i can basically jump across the atlantic ocean. it's really good for being bored and deciding to clip out of bounds for no reason.

[@Doge-lb8dq]

this is why im glad i started with hunter.

[@themarcologist]

Watching those dudes look at each other over the crystal like they were in a detective movie with you just chilling on your couch had me rolling 😂

[@haffedali6148]

I totally know it's a joke, but the guy really wasn't simping! When working with people who get that stressed performing on command a positive attitude goes a long way!

[@557deadpool]

Cap

[@hsuuuh]

That simp pissed me off so much

[@anoemuser310]

Cap

[@daveyishere55]

He was simping

[@puritanical89]

"I'm not a warlock"... I usually say I can't jump when i DO play warlock xD

[@Shft-T4b]

hermonyee: "I can't make that jump, I'm not a warlock or a titan!" Me: **Faster at reaching the boss room in The Whisper or Zero Hour than my warlock or titan friends**

[@neelzen9975]

1:40 Did the team just go ahead and 5 man the entire encounter? Thats hilarious

[@adamfavot2732]

im the one who exposed him at the end

[@HCgamer4]

Really!? XD that was fabulous! And very funny, I gotta say.

[@GoTron88]

@@HCgamer4 You guys seemed like great sports!

[@benchyrg2017]

Bro i've raided with you before lmao

[@adamfavot2732]

@@benchyrg2017 really?

[@benchyrg2017]

Adam Favot yeah you’re in this clip kzbin.info/www/bejne/fYqaoKKOjMeMf8U

[@user-nl3jq3mk8f]

When shooting at the heart Marco says “alright shoot at this purple thing” when it’s a black blight 😂😂🤣🤣😏

[@konos6030]

LoL the thumbnail is my worst nightmare ive been kicked from countless last wishes for that reason

[@brandonzhang4831]

Ok in my defense, I tried to be encouraging when I said leap. and I needed to go to sleep. XD. It's a good video with great edits though :D

[@SlicedInThree]

Damn marco be pumping out the content tho

[@k2kerrin_]

How'd she even get this far into the game

[@anothershellcialistturtle8568]

That’s a good question

[@mitanoo9090]

Should be obvious

[@elitereptilian200]

@@mitanoo9090 unless she bought the account its really not obvious.. there is a lot of jumping in the game before the point where you go raiding and you literally cannot play this game without jumping..

[@exosus7451]

I mean the last wish jumping part on the hunters most of the time take all of my jump height with triple jump unless im using stompys *which i dont because nighthawk*

[@anothershellcialistturtle8568]

@@exosus7451 You could swap to the just for the jumping puzzles

[@endergamin18]

I wanna do something like this sometime. Acting like I’m new to a raid then completely destroying every mechanic.

[@lupillogarcia5411]

The best part about raiding now after over 250 clears is honestly teaching, I've met so many people that you could consider under or at average skill level and tried helping them at raids and it's just so fun letting have a fun time raiding instead of just trying to get it done

[@Flyhi808]

I got an exotic.... meanwhile everyone’s losing their minds😂

[@gagnonguitars]

I did scourge yesterday with some members of a discord im in, the sparrow part was harder than the boss encounter

[@MrAndrewaziz]

Marco + The Colony is such a toxic combo, I love it

[@spookyman246]

Glad to see the video out so soon the editing stream was really fun I hope you do it agian

[@cenkdark56]

Him:I better not to be in marcostyle vid Marco: too late ur already in the vid

[@zuruth]

i dont play D2 anymore but the colony clips make me wanna get back on when my friends raid

[@marlonblade007]

This looks fun may make a return also

[@RaiserMorgras]

Some guy during Shuro Chi: "it's probably a bug that's killing us" I mean, he is technically right, *points at Marco's weapon ammo*

[@TheAdvancer123]

So when will someone tell her about Zero Hour and Whisper? Ooooooh boy.

[@theolddeus9672]

I don't remember any difficult parkour in those?

[@Abouniini]

@@theolddeus9672 you serious?

[@theolddeus9672]

@@Abouniini i dont. Zero hour definitely not, the whisper just had timing based stuff. Not really hard.

[@primeoggaming876]

10:04 "people give up too soon when raiding " So true, like damn if they're so impatient why even join?

[@justapineapple6243]

Prime OGgaming lmao they join bc they’re hopeful they won’t be stuck on a super simple encounter for 4 hours

[@babytricep437]

Just a Pineapple I don’t blame them, I’m there to get my loot, and get out

[@KiKoHello]

As a fellow hunter main, you destroyed my hope in hunters in only 3 mins

[@huntata2360]

I shall use this new Colony knowledge with my team.

[@Carpinchowo]

It’s a scientifically proven fact that women can’t jump

[@Productive_Chad]

I think u mean women cant do anything

[@deeeeeeeench1209]

I mean I ask mine to jump and she says how high RESULT

[@sallyostling]

I can jump. Now. Took a lot of practice.

[@thecountrfeit]

Song at 12:53???

[@TxtCat]

@@Productive_Chad what are you talking about? My gf for 8 years makes spectacular sandwiches. I didn't keep her for nothing.

[@esme011]

Um yeah no Marco...I am the worst jumping Hunter in D2...let’s go for whisper next

[@Irken_maniaK]

10:43 The quote that annihilated C̴̨̼̪̫̐͂͂͊̅͐͒́͡ȍ̹̳̫̬̺͘͞r̬͈̻̬̟̜̉ͯ͠o̲̰̖͒̃͋̓̌ͫn̡͕̯͇͈̝̙̩̪͆̓́̐̈́̈͡a̖̟̭͍̎ͬͨ̃̇̈́́͞v̷̳̬̻͍͎̪̠͌̃̽̓ͧi̗̳̋ͣͣ̾̑̍͗̏͛͜͢͠r͖͓̲͇̩̱̈́̿ͣͨͦ̊̈́̄͟u̧̜̬ͨ̑ͧ̍ͅs̝̬̼̟̈̽̀ͨ̈́̿͛̚

[@intervis1on]

I ran into a hunter that tried killing people with a sword when it didn’t have ammo in PvP.

[@Retarded_Ape]

Rad.

[@2gallon643]

What name

[@intervis1on]

¿ don’t remember. Sorry

[@HCgamer4]

Omg, same, I had that happen twice XD I also had a hunter that I hit with a surpressor nade and I ran over and looked down and I saw him just sat there staring at the wall. I stood right next to him for a good while, then he decided to jump up, walk forward an inch, turn around, stare right at me, and turn around again as if I didn't exist. Let's just say the derpy hunter didn't last too long after that XD

[@pcrassen4975]

Im actually suspicious if it wasnt one of my friends. He loathes pvp but sometimes comes in with us and he was determined to get a kill with sword hilts only. He got two kills over the match, impressive if ya ask me

[@tylerkremer5639]

The sound effects when you all ate jumping is so funny

[@zylegi3472]

Dont worry, shes doing "amazing"

[@felniiriisk8863]

Players like you are the reason I and so many others are worried to get into raids. Imagine you are genuinely trying your best and still learning the game but out of nowhere, the sherpa turns out to be famous and rather than helping, they just laugh at you and posts a video for thousands of other people to take the piss out of you. I have trouble even bringing myself to go on mic and nearly had a panic attack when an actor singled me out at the pantomime for only a few seconds so I can only imagine how horrible it would be to have almost two hundred thousand people laughing at you making an honest mistake like this.

[@zdavzbr]

Why didn't Hermione just used Wingardiun Leviosa on herself? Really, why?

[@arianheight750]

Nice one

[@HCgamer4]

Hahaha XD Pfff, that gave me a good laugh.

[@noz0815]

That thundercrash in the sparrow race went exactly how i thought it would go 😂😂

[@unknownlad2784]

EVEN I DIDNT KNOW THAT COLONY COULD DO THAT. HOW IN TF DID YOU FIND THAT OUT!! IMA END LOTS OF PEOPLE’S CAREERS

[@Ragnok21]

I did my first run of DSC last night and the jumping puzzles took me longer than it took our team to beat Atraks

[@akmaru]

Had the same experience too. I feel so embarrassed the entire time and I'm a warlock

[@The_HumblePanda]

I know why Marco is so good now. It's because he snorted some FOCUS with Gladd.

[@mani1672]

I was watching you edit this on stream ! Nice video Marco !!

[@clawrettadraws]

"Do you have Stompees?" "Like Th-Theee exotic?" "Wha-What are those!?" *Meme intensifies* XD that was awesome

[@kyleangsuco2973]

I got a concussion from the amount of times she hit her head on the teacups

[@rapidrabbit11485]

I have been in many LFGs. You are so kind and patient. I've seen sherpas that kick people for far less. I want to believe that most of the community is awesome, but the LFG community is really a toss up.

[@gadereel2]

Destiny 2 made me realize how much I am afraid of heights when I was hunting for the whisper.

[@dsmtim9529]

How is she complaining she can’t jump as a HUNTER.

[@silentocelot9799]

I know,right?

[@jackalexande]

"Let's try to not die this time" truly inspiring words I hear at least once per encounter in a raid

[@wrongjeremy2008]

theres one universal constant, if a girl is in chat a simp will reveal himself :D

[@Neko-gc6vu]

"You didn't get past the first jumping" I've got flashbacks from my raiding with clan, I'm that guy who is Hunter with Stomp-EE5 equipped and triple jump. When I see that we are at jumping, my reaction is like "OK, I'm going to orbit, I'll be back in moment, just tell me when you'll finish jumping".

[@EchoRose1578]

I laugh my ass off because he reminds me of my old destiny 1 raid team, we just goofed our ass off until we finished the damn thing

[@Dodogobrr]

I love how at the end marco was just like I don’t want to do an outro

[@mewtu1455]

Omg im so dead cause i had to laught for fckin 17 minutes xD so good

[@xxgamerlegendxx1280]

I love those spring sound effects I cryed watching that(btw I'm a hunter main)

[@OnBeeno]

“*Simp alert*” lmao

[@theweepingskull9839]

I've done a lot of jumping puzzles that were a huge pain in the ass as a hunter. Just takes practice and patience. And stompees.

[@exion2236]

This is why i haven't completed any raids yet, because everyone on LFG discords don't know what to do and the people that know what to do are not patient or dont wanna teach.

[@lawzy7172]

I played with a grp of friends to learn the raid but when we LFG'ed the experience outside the sherpa runs are usually absolute sh*t. Esp the impatient type. Chill, everyone needs to learn at some point

[@firenotorious8392]

the one dislike is that one bad hunter

[@arlohavenstrite7123]

yay its out now!!

[@kylemccormack1785]

This might as well have been me. I could not seem to jump high enough at all.

[@greenprotag]

When I taught my friend to play we started with warlock. 10x better.

[@robbeflcq]

I watched you edit this and i couldn't wait to see it fully

[@nexus2031]

How did Marco become a Sherpa if he gives up on someone when they can’t do a jump puzzle

[@ChardogNation]

It wasn’t a jumping puzzle it was a fucking jump

[@Incog2k6]

This reminds me of a post on Destiny Reddit (yes, that cursed place) from last year, where someone recorded a Titan noob struggling with his/her jump while trying to dunk an orb in the first Menagerie room. The player couldn't do it for, like, 2 minutes lmao.

[@HolddisNerd]

Not gonna lie, but that's kinda messed up Marco. You could have said that to her and the internet wouldn't care but now this guy gonna be called a simp for the rest of his life.

[@madelinemcmillan4020]

kind of a toxic mocking people for just trying to learn to raid and making mistakes as they go along >_>

[@anonymoususer4829]

This video made my year. I’m going to do this in every raid just for a quick laugh. Thanks Marco for the amazing raid guide

[@itsnutty7289]

*boing* *boing* *boing* *donk* Sound effects yes

[@HCgamer4]

Oh yah! Everything is better with sound effects. :P They can make u laugh so hard sometimes.

[@itsnutty7289]

@@HCgamer4 for real though! It was so funny lmao

[@HCgamer4]

Oh for sure!! :P

[@Demonic_Reacts]

omg that jumping part was freaking painful to watch

[@fearnetwrk1691]

the pogo stick sound followed by the metal bonk make me giggle

[@f3rns]

This is golden. 8 hours, you need a Sherpa triumph award. That Luckyyy clip, it’s tough doing a raid for the first time.

[@souldestroyeranimator3125]

Marco: *kills Teammates with The Colony* The other guy: imma expose him imma say his MarcoStyle

[@Spacedott_]

Good to find that people are still willing to take a few wipes and still have fun showing new players how to raid.

[@KaliStarchaser]

That Thousand Voices troll was beautiful.

[@user-cp4ue2jq5q]

the best part about this is that you are a terrible sherpa and it makes it so much more entertaining

[@BlurrySolutions]

The colony team kills had me dying😂😂

[@nohomeobromeo4973]

The fact that she's struggling so hard to jump with the hunter shows how much titans and warlocks rely on the long ass lift jump they have😂😂

[@ssason8887]

Him trolling that he got 1k mid raid fucking killed me

[@vvarrunn]

"let's go bungie!" that lucky meme tho