The Acolyte Episode 6 is ABYSMAL - The Fanfic Menace

The Acolyte Episode 6 is a Reylo inspired fanfic Disney Star Wars After Dark filler episode that cost 22 million dollars. You have to admire Lucasfilm's commitment to failure.
#Hollywood #Disney #StarWars
Edited by ‪@PierryChan‬
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[@TheHiveGuardian]

The failure of one The failure of two The failure of maaaaaannnyyyyyyy

[@namenloser5885]

The failure of one The failure of two The failure of Diiissnneyyy

[@TheHiveGuardian]

@@namenloser5885 lolol

[@M-S_4321]

The memes write themselves

[@velnicasal9740]

The failure of former personal assistant of harvey weinstein Leslyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@TheHiveGuardian]

@@velnicasal9740 his biggest crime was somehow contributing to making her the way she is

[@fairwarning007]

“You corrupted my sister, murdered my friends and potential love-interest… that’s so hot.” - Occupational Safety and Health Administration

[@bastiangugu4083]

Someone has watched Little Platoon, I think. 🙂 Very much approved. I substitute Osha now automatically.

[@AnoneemusNoename]

Teach/corrupt is an allusion to the (pedophile and mass child murder) Adam Lanza worldview that culture is the forcible rape of innocent minds and an infringement of freedom. Typical moral relativist nihilistic sociopath brainrot. Watch the two sisters come together in the finale to reject all the outside influences that arent self-taught and become stunning and brave modern whamen that dont need no men/patriarchy/traditional values.

[@ruthbutler8985]

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️💕🇦🇺

[@zeriel9148]

I wish I could say this wasn't true to reality, but it is.

[@gabrielplattes6253]

😂

[@samblack5313]

I love that my guy doesn’t ever say her name without the preceding title of “personal assistant to Harvey Weinstein..” 😂😆

[@FaceBiscuits1]

Funny they can look past that history and yet throw Gina to the curb for a 'problematic' twitter post.

[@GlockamoleG17]

Aka Darth Rapist Weinstein and his personal assistant Lesbian headlamp… Cheers!

[@ignaciomoreno9655]

Just in case that somebody want to forget it.

[@AliceM9C]

Young kids won't realize how much money Star Wars use to print. I still can't believe disney found a way to make this franchise lose money.

[@jstabigdisneyplusseriesfan]

Force Awakens, Last Jedi, RIse of the Skywalkers each all grossed 1b, where none of the George Lucas sw films could.

[@benboothroyd1523]

@@jstabigdisneyplusseriesfanBad argument. 1. Those movies only made that much money because they had the Star Wars brand of George Lucas’ to display everywhere. Disney didn’t make those movies successful, the franchise itself did. It was inevitable. 2. Star Wars shows and films have been losing money since then. Just like Marvel.

[@jstabigdisneyplusseriesfan]

@@benboothroyd1523 If this was true then "The Last Jedi" and "Rise of Skywalkers" would've flopped, we have to admit even though Disney's way of writing is different it is still interesting. And if it wasn't why would there be so many videos like this still existing. If SW was originally made by Disney and Lucasfilm Ltd. bought the franchise, I'm pretty sure there'd still be rant videos like this. People just don't want to give different a chance. (This is why new shows like " Wednesday" and Squid Game don't have such a suffocating fanbase, because they don't know what to expect.)

[@jstabigdisneyplusseriesfan]

​@@benboothroyd1523 I do respect your opinions, no offense

[@danhun7355]

@@jstabigdisneyplusseriesfan Ever heard of inflation? Also, TRoS made only half what TFA made. That in itself is all you need to know.

[@jonsolo32]

That intro is five star comedy. 😂😂😂😂

[@storm369shadow]

LOL hilarious 😂 Thanks for the Laugh ! Needed that from all the CRAZY nowadays 😅

[@hagestad]

word

[@billienews]

😂😂😂

[@Markunator]

For the type of people who enjoy and agree with Nerdrotic’s content, sure…

[@littlejoe9229]

Haven't laughed that hard at 70s porn music since Coach Fredericks explained the facts of life to Sam Weir.

[@Robman0908]

Darth Vader has more facial acting range than Amandla.

[@lorenzopiscosi9566]

"rAcIStTtttTTt!"

[@nersesgarabed781]

So does mandos helmet

[@itrytobeanonymoustoo5289]

@@lorenzopiscosi9566 Darth Vader is as black as they come. 🤣

[@majorgear1021]

@@Robman0908 He had more facial expressions than she does.

[@gd3design63]

Thank you for respecting pronouns! 🤣🤣🤣

[@BookshelfQBattler]

Sol doesn’t collect the bodies. Green lady doesn’t collect the bodies. Everyone just leaves the bodies in the jungle to rot and be rodent lunch.

[@aulvinduergard9952]

Green Lady tells other people to collect the bodies -- in an obviously done ADR line. It was clearly added at the last second because so many people ripped the show apart for them letting the bodies sit there and rot.

[@achimwokeschtla7582]

Disney is not even capable to make that one liner sound like the speech before, obviously last minute added 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@KaoticReach1999]

It's hard to believe this wasn't a Star Wars Parody from 2011 from the wring to how it looks.... The crew pocketed that 180 million

[@digitalsega720]

Flirting w someone who had a hand in killing folks you care about is so outta pocket 😂

[@TheRedHorseman1208]

Try watching Homeland lol that's like the main character's main move. Homeland is actually a good show though.

[@jabrockobiden9434]

Speak english

[@jamesstewart8376]

Worked so well in Rings of Power.

[@GeraltofRivia22]

Rey Palpatine

[@Brutaful]

Typical women's moment, let's be honest.

[@LezArtist5iG]

05:13 Disney: It's not ok for men to objectify women. Disney: It's ok for women to objectify men tho

[@vizzo1138]

*"If they didn't have double standards they wouldn't have any standards at all"* *"The only consistency is their inconsistency"* *"Its victimizing when you do it but its empowering when I do it"*

[@jeffersonadams8711]

That's not just Disney. That's most progressive women (and especially most _fat/ugly_ progressive women) in a nutshell.

[@user-vc6ym8hf4n]

Seriously though...as a man, I don't mind being objectified, or cat called...heck slap my a** I'd love that

[@mr.joshua6818]

I'm not complaining as long as we get some female nudity in return. And good nudity too, no uggos

[@dafuqgusdafrey60]

I learned this the hard way too Senior women in my office usually grope me there and there when I'm just a rookie When newcomer girl come and I tried to flirt with her, they reprimanded me for it lol

[@JoeOvercoat]

2:03 That snap of her head like she’s on a fashion catwalk, in that cow outfit, always gets me. 😂

[@vespenegas261]

Bovine Plate Armor Class: 150 Durability: Indestructible Required: 50 Strength +50% Light Radius +30% Resist all Either -5 Damage from Enemies (v1.00) OR -50 Mana (v1.01) Either -1 (v1.00) or -2 (v1.01) to all Spell levels

[@leohawk776]

I think what sinks this hardest is the self admission: "HER predatory gaze." Yikes, man. That entire episode was one giant "How are they not seeing this" in action.

[@GhostOfAces]

Daily reminder that Leslye Headland got where she is by knowingly allowing evil to happen, helping it happen, then throwing the person she was helping under the bus for self gain. She knew everything that happened was happening and stood by and let it happen.

[@mikeadams7904]

Another sith lord

[@samblack5313]

Always two, there are..

[@stormryder4305]

She created the evil twins in her image.

[@Redeye308350]

It is the natural order for the sith apprentice to learn everything she can from the sith master, then carefully orchestrate his downfall and seize the throne while appearing to be the good guy

[@logankobs-toussaint2012]

Guaranteed she was for Weinstein what the one lady was for Epstein! Oh but she’s gay so it’s ok….

[@randombsgo4367]

"keeping her predatory gaze on him" WHAT?!

[@BowlCrossy]

We're all about equality here. Women can be just as creepy and voyeuristic as men.

[@randombsgo4367]

@@BowlCrossy I guess, but the blind people listening were probably more than a little confused

[@Kiljaedenas]

...is that the actual, unedited speech provided by Disney on the show for the described video function?! WTF??!!

[@hagestad]

They just copied Harvey Weinstein trial transcripts. You were told here "write what you know" :)

[@MattttG3]

*she was doing her Weinstein impersonation there* (Simon cowell voice)brilliant! Ab-so-lute-Lee BRILLIANT! You are going to Hollywood!

[@JamesAnderson-dp1dt]

This is ALL about Headland's -- and all the other female team members' -- creepy daddy issues.

[@brendanayres7920]

Well done Nerdrotic for making it through to the end of episode 6. I gave up after episode 3, where I'd pretty much lost the will to live. Now I just confirm my correct course of action by watching your summaries. Thank you for taking the pain.

[@be2keen]

I have no interest in watching the Acolyte, but Nerdrotic's and Drinker's coverage is highly entertaining.

[@bastiangugu4083]

If you've got the time, you should try Little Platoon's. His videos are long, but informative and highly entertaining.

[@peterpohan3850]

Imagine they start making good film and nerotic and critical would be gone

[@AbdurRahman-dn6kb]

@@bastiangugu4083the woke critic coverage is also really entertaining :)

[@bastiangugu4083]

@@peterpohan3850 I think someone don't understand those two. Yeah, they mock the bad productions, but want good ones. The Drinker recommends good movies and shows.

[@ShawnGilbert1967]

​@peterpohan3850 naw the fellowship enjoys their HOTD coverage as well and it's Primarily positive, same with Picard S3

[@chrisgriffin7357]

$22M an episode and it looks like it was filmed at Nickelodeon studios in 2008 lol

[@Lonovavir]

I'm not saying white collar crime is happening, just that it's a very likely possibility.

[@randalthor6872]

oh yea. definitely some money laundering going on. Just like Amazon's budget for Shit of the Rings.

[@BlacKnightRising]

if that....

[@nonamenameless5495]

@@randalthor6872 Makes HBO s weekly documentary on House of the Dragon which explains how complicated it was, the models, the fact they had to shoot many scenes twice due to lighting etc etc come across like an IRS whistleblower. "Look guys, that s what 200 million actually buy you... and not this". Oh and the docu was included in the budget as well.

[@makeyourmark00]

Consider this. Dune Part 1 had a budget of $165M and Dune Part 2 $190M.

[@nvfury13]

4:22 The thing is, evil twin has a very distinctive forehead marking (the weird spiral mark of the coven), you’d think he’d notice that suddenly being on good twin’s head…

[@mattburke5491]

Nope. Jedi are dumb now. Can’t be snart or deductive.

[@phatster88]

The Shite is strong with this one

[@bido573]

Question: how does diverse non-binary antagonist pretending to be diverse non-binary protagonist still have highlights on the ends of her locs even after burning them off with a lightsaber?! 🤔

[@crustyrivet4600]

"Black girl magic"

[@Xbalanque84]

​​@@crustyrivet4600 Who even came up with that phrase? I know Samuel Jackson said it in _The Marvels_ (God knows why), but I've started hearing it IRL, including unironically from [allegedly] elected officials. What the actual Hell is going on?

[@racheltheradiant4675]

Or how did she fit that helmet over that hair?😂😂😂

[@Debilinside]

@@racheltheradiant4675 With the power of many.

[@makeyourmark00]

@@Xbalanque84 That phrase actually tracks in this case given...lesbian space witches.

[@Kiwi_Col]

Osha: I don't corrupt that easily". One minute later, she's corrupted.

[@nont18411]

Because he’s hot tho

[@Kiwi_Col]

@@nont18411 😂

[@cattrucker8257]

That counts as "not that easily" in their books.

[@Lennykins3120]

I've watched you for a couple years now, and just got my husband hooked. He looks forward to these reviews every week.

[@AndrewKuntzman]

I love that each episode you and Critical drinker put out gets 100x the views of the actual show. Amazing

[@Lonima]

Of course the green jedi has a whip, she can’t even get a lightsaber hard

[@peterderycke5766]

😂😂

[@majorgear1021]

This is so true. My gf wanted to get intimate with that show playing on the TV. I told her “My thing can’t do anything for you until you turn that thing(the TV) off!”

[@moresnacksplease526]

Whiskey saber

[@jcorbett9620]

Well considering who she's married to, that's not a surprise. Imagine waking up next to the personal assistant of Harvey Weinstien across the pillow! It's enough to turn the Eiffel Tower into Mr Floppy!

[@majorgear1021]

@@jcorbett9620 lol! So Harsh but accurate

[@hrvosic7130]

"maybe a dad would have helped" was definitely the best thing you said 😂😂

[@mattburke5491]

I don’t know. Jedi master Non-threatening effeminate male. ☠️

[@TheAllSuaveMrToast]

Smile o Ren scene was Not finish it has a musical number called "When You Got It, Flaunt It" follow by the lesbian space witches singing "Keep it gay" and Kennedy singing "I wanna be a producer". Please, why any one cant see The acolyte is a scheme just like The Producers they even make a movie making he bad guys the heroes with Rey Hitler I mean Palpatine and they did it again in the Acolyte. They even got the gay director. Disney made more money making failures like everything Star wars. Next is Captain Red Skull and the Heroic Nazis.

[@underleft]

A lightsaber whip would be so incredibly superior, everyone would have one. Even if you blocked it, it's still gonna hit you.

[@External2737]

Have you ever tried to use a real whip? Friendly fire would be a huge issue. Most people whip themselves the first time. Not to mention how much more powerful the power supply needs to be.

[@dangelini1137]

Dont try to rationalize this dumb slop bud. Shit makes no sense

[@notsure6958]

@@External2737 Not to mention that light doesn't bend

[@Notthatbrandon]

​@@notsure6958 that's literally how lightsabers work though according to the lore

[@vwlssnvwls3262]

@TheHiveGuardian meant to say... The failure of Bob... The failure of Kathleen... The failure of Lesleeeeey

[@shawnperry75]

First Star Wars movie cost 11 million to make in 1977 which today would be around 58 million. How the hell did this show cost 180 million plus 🤔

[@Tony-sq8vq]

The girls went out shopping.

[@bakedandsalty9234]

Money laundering.

[@themissingpeace7956]

Yeah it’s obvious money laundering.

[@majorgear1021]

Strong women actors are expensive!

[@mitchuprise]

This ^ ​@@bakedandsalty9234

[@BrennenL]

I can't believe that swimming pool scene is REAL? Are you kidding me??? Star Wars????? Can't spell AmanDLA without MAN, GGs. I think this is the funniest review out of the aired episodes, thus far, LOL.

[@ToddTheTolerable]

Just like the Sequel Trilogy, Disney has gladly traded away the largest fanbase in the world in exchange for shippers.

[@paulmurgatroyd6372]

Listening to a child jedi say "you are under arrest" is depressing and laughable in equal measure.

[@aeschylus6250]

Star Wars has had more shipping than a UPS warehouse since 1977, silly.

[@Mereologist]

@@paulmurgatroyd6372 I just wish they would commit to their 'space police' conceit. Completely unpowered space police following normal procedure wouldn't have botched everything in this show the way these loser Jedi have.

[@M-S_4321]

Shippers and blow H0llyw👀ds best...

[@corning1]

Maybe this is going over my head... shippers?

[@MrSTVR]

Stop criticizing Disney Star Wars. Those hacks worked very hard on this garbage!

[@BowlCrossy]

I'll bet they sat around a table and had long discussions about story lines, plot, what they'll have for lunch, what their favourite colours are, etc. Hard work indeed.

[@LilRebelYell]

That's more scary than if they just phoned it in!!

[@ProjectRedfoot]

PENK & PURRPULL ​@@BowlCrossy

[@muizhussin4662]

And then I see the word "garbage"

[@M-S_4321]

I'm sure they gathered around a table snorting long lines of something

[@blopsdeuce]

Osha: "Grabs his lightsaber" Qimir: "How does it feel?...Feels good doesn't it?...To hold one in your hand... Osha: ...."HAWK TUAH!"

[@mattburke5491]

You forgot to que the porn music before the lines start.

[@syc6598]

I dont understand why the episodes are so short with $180 millions budget

[@norrecvizharan1177]

Completely ironic for them to say that someone like Leia wearing a bikini outfit is problematic, but then they have zero issue with portraying buff naked guys....

[@tkps]

I'm not the least surprised. Hypocrisy is the name of the game today but I'm not sure they know it's meant to be a bad thing.

[@derekp6636]

Just rewatch the last Thor movies for proof. Perfectly fine if its a dude. Same as ghostbuster 2016.

[@samblack5313]

I worked in a strip joint for women when I was a young, fit man.. and let me tell you, they’re SAVAGES!

[@neverluckybooster2689]

“Keeping her predatory eyes…” wtf is going on in Star Wars?

[@RocafellaPlaza82]

Revealing his *WELL TONED BACK*

[@Sonny_McMacsson]

It sounds like those romance novels for chicks.

[@paulmorissette5863]

Headland is writing soft porn.

[@MrALUCARDIII]

​@@Sonny_McMacssonsounds very modern Star Wars to me.

[@Xbalanque84]

Well, it _was_ written/directed by a predator...

[@WestOzCards]

hahahaha that intro is funny as hell! Dude, you absolutely kick the sh1t out of lezbo headlands acolyte and we love it! I LIVE FOR THIS CHANNEL!!!

[@idahomike4254]

9:02 - Bad time to take a drink. Pierry nearly killed me with the Caddyshack meme! LOL!

[@dandilion1268]

That 'ethnic' hairstyle will never not be laughable

[@derpymcderp42]

That isn’t a hair style. OSHA/FEMA is wearing a dirty old floor mop.

[@GaZonk100]

@@derpymcderp42 that's 'Karine'

[@ZomBearXD]

Teach/corrupt….disney just putting the DEI manifesto right out there 😂🤦🏻‍♂️

[@derpymcderp42]

The DEI Excrement Must Flow. This Is The Way. They/Them have spoken.

[@NormieNerddom]

She's been trained as a Jedi, why the hell is she holding the lightsaber like a gun????

[@bring-out]

@@NormieNerddom It was symbolizing his dik?

[@mattburke5491]

Because it feels good. Doesn’t it? 😂

[@mattcat83]

I'm loving these videogame soundtrack soundbeds underneath the videos. Last week, it was Chrono Trigger; now, it's FF6.

[@ABoyandHisDog-pd3lb]

It is pretty clear that they have No Idea what a Sith actually is beyond being " the ones with the red glowing laser sword thingies". 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

[@EuphoriaInAll]

All he said was “Jedi like you may call me sith” never said he was a sith

[@RanOutOfChannelNames]

Sith is a slur, apparently. Hello all my sith-words.

[@DeagleGamesTV]

@@EuphoriaInAll As if the writers even regard what characters have done and said when progressing the plot anyways.

[@elfascisto6549]

​@@RanOutOfChannelNames did you know ? Siths make 12% of the population but commit 50% of violent crimes

[@dafuqgusdafrey60]

​@@EuphoriaInAllJedi regarding everyone who walk the path of the darkside as all "sith teaching" Meaning, it all the same

[@rnbnatl]

*predatory* gaze could have just as easily been replaced by 'cautious', 'wary', 'defensive', 'alert', etc... but no. Disney gotta Disney. OK Groomer!

[@ramzihaddad]

Nerdrotic, this video is superior !loved the intro and the edits within it😂

[@JakeTheVikingFranklin]

These recaps are always golden 😂😂

[@MarikaElo]

As a child of the original Star Wars trilogy....I think....what the hell happened? WHat is this nonsense.

[@user-vl4uo3iq7h]

Star wars was catching in trap of fanficwriters girls, whos wrote theyr wet fantasy in star wars setting.

[@AlexRamirez-fj4dj]

@@user-vl4uo3iq7hthat is the best description of this trainwreck. To me star wars ended with revenge of the sith and the 1st clone wars cartoon. Disney Star Wars sucks like a hoover.

[@user-vl4uo3iq7h]

@@AlexRamirez-fj4dj 🤝

[@gendry2016]

Lucas killed it in the 90s when he learned he can just use green screen to churn out some trash and sell more toys.

[@Dxadname]

Wokeness happened. Trump Derangement/Wokeness destroyed multiple childhoods. But I keep saying the same thing, I'm happy they are making the prequels look like masterpieces.

[@TheAETHER22]

Thank you mate... I haven't laughed so loud for a long time! That intro was 5/5

[@Cloneufc]

Steven Segal says he created Star Wars but makes no claim to the Acolyte.

[@jdpragmatic8644]

Clearly Leslye was writing this episode with only one hand

[@fr-tigerfangs7039]

Her feet, rather.

[@aulvinduergard9952]

@@fr-tigerfangs7039 Nah, she just slams her head onto the keyboard and they use what comes out. There's a reason her face looks like that.

[@fr-tigerfangs7039]

@@aulvinduergard9952 🤣😂

[@yellowraincoat.]

I'll be that guy for a second. Can you imagine the absolute OUTRAGE if it was a female sith character with a male protagonist stalking them while they undress next to a lake? Like she admits his character was shoe horned into the show purely because he's hot, but the writers would be the first ones to scream sexism and misogyny if it was reversed. This shit is wild.

[@swanvictor887]

and the funny part is: its a Rip Off! Dr No (1962) Bond watches Honey emerge from the Sea. !

[@aulvinduergard9952]

@@swanvictor887 All those times Lesbian Headlamp heard "No! Please, no!" from the other room, she just thought people were telling her to watch that movie, so it's no wonder why it made it into the show.

[@dece870717]

Jake Kaufman - The Moon If anyone wants to know the music playing at the end.

[@vvaldo314]

At this rate they are going to turn Dath Plagueis into a Jedi woman who went to the dark side.😅

[@soupcan2037]

Leslye went from helping Harvey Weinstein abuse women to helping Dave Filoni abuse Star Wars.

[@yaw_cg_md]

never forget that Godzilla minus one cost 15 million

[@RanOutOfChannelNames]

$12M*

[@realadityaparida]

And it was far better than american fairy tale godzilla

[@nemono-won7712]

All I know is , I try to use a picture of leslye headland's face as toilet paper whenever I can, as a sign of appreciation for her "work" on starwars 👍

[@JaJa_Pose]

That intro is spotlessly marvellous 😂

[@biglee3816]

Osha has been kidnapped by a guy who murdered a bunch of jedi but her face shows no fear, and no worry. It's like there is no danger whatsoever.

[@takuid]

do not expect human behavior from Disney characters. They are just plot devices, not intended to be realistic

[@suburbanbanshee]

She read the script.

[@danidelight]

You obviously missed the part where she saw his WELL TONED BACK. How could anyone be scared in the presence of someone with a hot bod?

[@JohnS-il1dr]

​@@suburbanbansheebut didnt act thus failing at her one job

[@n4ughty_knight]

Osha is one with the Force. She doesn't need emotions anymore. 😂

[@rotomouleur5497]

The Phallic Menace

[@Kiljaedenas]

Actually Lol'd at that one, got some funny looks from my coworkers 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MandalorianStuds]

That intro was absolute cinema! 🤣

[@Magickyaaron1987]

Very good. Where's the outro music from?

[@PBRatLord]

Accounting for inflation, both Jurassic Park and Curse of the Black Pearl were made for literally $50M less than what it cost to make this... "show"

[@CleverGirlAAH]

Jesus God Almighty.

[@unclebob540i3]

"We hired writers who have never watched Star Wars", yes, we can tell. Somebody remind what's her face before she blames "the fans" again: "If EVERYONE is the problem, YOU"RE the problem."

[@nicholasdelaney1407]

"We hired a writer who was the personal assistant of Harvey Weinstein... Who would've known she would objectify men the same way Harvey objectified women..."

[@winterwolfsden]

It's worse than that. It's like they hired writers haven't seen ANYTHING lol.

[@Justin-zv4cm]

Interstate 76 intro music?!?!🤩

[@PlayWithMePlease]

Really well made! Love this one lol!

[@Elturril]

the sad part of it is that Soul actor is taking seriously, probably only one

[@takuid]

overrated.

[@makeyourmark00]

I think the real irony is that the best actor in this clearly "the force is female" show is Manny Jacinto who is leagues better than any of the other actors to include Lee Jung-jae.

[@muthinjama]

Manny is one of the better actors here... but Lee is a better actor in my opinion. Especially if you've seen him in his previous work

[@ChaoticYak1]

@@muthinjama And Lee is definitely hampered by language. Didn't he learn English specifically for this show?

[@muthinjama]

@@ChaoticYak1 apparently he did learn english for this role. And he's doing fairly well regardless. His korean roles are amazing.

[@PostLibrary]

"Write what you know." LOL that is the sickest burn I've ever heard in my life.

[@kennethjorgensen6703]

"Perry don't you dare use that meme" But that was PERFECT

[@chrissomerville3889]

Nerdrotic intros are now better than each episode

[@LordSlag]

"Maybe a dad woulda helped." Holy fuc.king shit...you killed them dude! That's the quote that's going to resonate FOREVER. THAT'S the one that's going to stick.

[@seylinyajoss3825]

cats chasing laser pointers are actually more entertaining than starwars acolyte

[@CleverGirlAAH]

I felt a glee when the cat was on screen. And I hate cats.

[@joseangelrodriguez7844]

Cats chaseing anything is way Better then acolyte trash

[@chargingrhino5636]

And y'know what? It's time for all us cats out here in TVLand to stop chasing Disney's laser pointer!

[@samaelament]

When the only technical savvy you have is turn it off and turn it back on again... Jesus, this show is just Disney's Plan 9: From Outer Space

[@makeyourmark00]

It would have been the perfect opportunity for Sol to say, "Hey Osha, you're a mechanic go fix that." Instead of course we get, hey fly the ship while I try to figure it out.

[@samaelament]

@@makeyourmark00 right, it's as though Sol completely forgets that she's capable of fixing anything.

[@steampunkdesperado8999]

LOL, love your intro to this one!

[@Vaille32]

She. Glanced. Down. “Star Wars is for KIDS!!” Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

[@seefoghall]

That intro 🤣🤣 HAIL Perry Chan !!!

[@arenz9159]

EP 6 feels Like a Prequel to Twilight in space...

[@TheSpoovy]

Not enough facepalms in the world. Identical twins aren't literally indistinguishable, not to anyone who knows them. This is truly Scooby -doo level writing.

[@Kalbuir66]

and even if they were.....uhh...THE TATTOOS!!!!!

[@Xbalanque84]

Scooby-Doo was Shakespeare compared to this crap!

[@eodmax85]

I think you mean Velma level writing. Scooby-Doo is awesome! 😊

[@Xbalanque84]

​@@eodmax85 Now there's an apt comparison!

[@fandemusique4693]

Literally, Sol have known and taken care of Osha longer then anyone else in the Coven!

[@willcox6889]

"Space Beaver" is by far the most emotive actor in the series.

[@scoliopteryx2891]

I was asking myself where did they invest those 180 mills and then it dawned on me: most of this was used as salary for Amandla and Leslye's wife. Yes, the bad actors were paid really decent.

[@tonyzeoli3487]

That felt like an amalgamation of things I could’ve seen in other videos

[@pinkwonderpower7906]

This show is just another example of how messed up Leslie's values are: The guys just slaughtered 8 people and she's trying to make him the hot baddy love interest? He's not a rebel, he's an outright murderer. And the fact that neither of the wonder twins seemed to be upset or even questioning their murderous path is also telling.

[@dominicp9296]

The whole show is a absolute fucking disaster and a disgrace to Star wars. We've had some bad shows Bobba fett ashoka wasn't to good but everything else that was released was 100% better then this trash it's honestly sicking

[@keithpace9870]

What should anyone expect from a company that gave people Kylo Ren, a guy, showing stronger force ability than Vader did with holding a blaster shot in place, prying information that Vader didn't get when interrogating his unknown daughter at the time Leia, then of course near the end Kylo Ren killing his father and in future movie sequels teasing a love interest between Ray and Kylo Ren aka Ben Solo. What should people expect from a company who gave you Kylo Ren character with his shirt off and showing his washboard abs and toned arms.

[@v.m.a.d.l.e.6972]

Because he can be made good by the "power of female protagonist love" or something like any other erotic book writen for women. It is a female power fantasy.

[@ahmadzubirzahid8827]

Women have no accountability

[@geoffneal9146]

Ah, BUT, the greatest villains are charming and fool us over and over again. Think, ex wives.

[@jfygt2623]

The only way I enjoy a new episode of The Acolyte is when Nerdrotic makes a hilarious summary about it. Diverse Non-binary Protagonist / Antagonist always cracks me up

[@xio3857]

with the laugh track it might be watchable. 😂

[@jareds8729]

haha @ 8:23 maybe a dad would help

[@nicholasvalentine2428]

4:47 Space Beaver can't see over the top of the counter. 4:48 Space Beaver can see over the top of the counter.

[@NourArt02]

"A dumpster fire in space" lol .. that is the best description of this show

[@mauchoamusic]

3:36 Unknown planet with an unknown island where Siths take women to nude baths and other things. Legend says the Sith owner of the island was a close friend to powerful imperial leaders.

[@mattblackwell6098]

Darth Epstein and his apprentice Lady Maxwell

[@johnhuldt]

The cymbal effect when squid game guy hit the table made me lol quite heartedly.

[@AussBosss]

5:32 “Write what you know.” 💀 WWHD, What Would Harvey Do?

[@ProtoNecron]

I will never understand the obsession these woke writers have with toxic relationships, but nothing will change that constant plank of wood expression she has through every episode.

[@yolo_hans]

Toxic relationships is all they understand. You write what you know.

[@izayus11]

The Mandalorian actors could emote better in full gear than her

[@BlackDragoonV7]

I imagine it's the "I can fix them" mentality?

[@v.m.a.d.l.e.6972]

Writen for women by women, healthy relationships are boring, it has to be an emotional rollercoaster.

[@BlackDragoonV7]

@v.m.a.d.l.e.6972 let's not paint all women writers with the same brush as the Acolyte writers

[@ben31uk]

Everything Disney touches turns to 💩.

[@stormryder4305]

Because They love poops so much, they think they're "progressive"

[@unluckythirteen7538]

8:24 *Maybe a dad would've helped* Took me a second 💀🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@whoknew2273]

Was the guy using the AOL as to connect to the Jedi Council lol

[@MarvinS1982]

If you told Chat GPT "Write the plot for a terrible mockery of a Star Wars show" the result would surely still be a milltion times better than what The Acolyte is. Actually i'll go try that now.

[@MarvinS1982]

It's idea for Episode 4 was brilliant: "Sith Shenanigans" - Darth Blunderous attempts to take over Blunderoon, but his plans are thwarted by a series of unfortunate events involving a runaway space goat."

[@aquaham3564]

CHAT GPT Title: "Star Conflicts: A Galactic Farce" Plot Outline: In a galaxy not so far away, a group of misfit aliens and robots find themselves embroiled in a series of absurd adventures that parody the iconic "Star Wars" franchise. Here’s how the plot unfolds:

[@aquaham3564]

The Misfit Crew: The crew is led by Captain Zorg, a hapless and clueless alien who thinks he's a fearless leader but is actually terrified of space travel. His companions include: Gleep, a malfunctioning droid who speaks in random sound effects and constantly malfunctions at the worst times. Snarff, a furry creature with a bad attitude and a penchant for trouble. Zizzy, an overly emotional alien whose tears are a potent acidic substance.

[@aquaham3564]

The Evil Empire: Instead of a menacing empire, our villains are the Bumbling Brigade, led by General Klutz, who is more interested in baking cookies than conquering galaxies. His army includes stormtroopers who can't hit anything even at point-blank range and droids that constantly short-circuit.

[@aquaham3564]

The Quest for the MacGuffin: The crew stumbles upon a mysterious artifact, the "MacGuffin Crystal," which is said to possess immense power (but really just makes a good nightlight). They must navigate through ridiculous obstacles like space traffic jams, bureaucratic aliens, and a fast-food joint that refuses to serve droids.

[@Jabberstax]

I really can't see where the $200 million went

[@joeschmo622]

The Caymans.

[@makeyourmark00]

Consider this. Dune Part 1 had a budget of $165M and Dune Part 2 $190M.

[@carlosux]

the outro music was awesome! source??

[@PierryChan]

Ducktales Moon Theme

[@Lybarger12b]

What's crazy is that the lightsaber whip is mainly a Sith weapon

[@MagCynic]

The more I read/watch about the Acolyte the more it becomes clear that the people making this show don't actually know Star Wars, don't care about Star Wars, and have no respect for Star Wars. They just wanted to take something that other people worked to build up in order to tell their own message. How about these DEI creators create their own franchises and do whatever they want with them?

[@anon_y_mousse]

Should have been clear when episode 7 was released. However, the acronym is DIE, Division, Inequality and Exclusion.

[@jacobrog1622]

because that would take original thought, and these people have never had one before

[@odajunior5373]

They don't have the ability to create, only to destroy.

[@DeanCalaway]

That intro... 10/10 I swear the best thing about The Acolyte in content like this, I love this channel.

[@swskating3865]

For your next episode summary would you PLEASE have the intro music to Soap playing in the background. It would ice the cake