The Acolyte Episode 6 Nothing Happens

[@grandmufftwerkin9037]

This was supposed to deconstruct the Jedi and the Sith; instead it deconstructed our intelligence.

[@chasehedges6775]

EXACTLY

[@Topango]

😂😂😂

[@adolfcattler]

Indeed i've lost a great number of my brain cells watching this dumpster fire

[@TheFirstNephilim]

The brain cell loosing is strong with this one.

[@dubbyx8490]

This guy always has legendary comments 😂

[@arnick2]

The Acolyte is so bad, on so many levels, that it looks like a former personal assistant of Harvey Weinstein was involved.

[@John_Candy]

If she was a white man she would probably be in jail

[@skunkybudtoker9092]

A Star Whores Story : The Kinkolyte All of Leslie Headlands kinks rammed into one show.

[@EventualWarlord]

wait a minute….

[@Delicashilous]

She contiunes her job on millions on mentally immature women watchers who ship the serial Killer with the good female characters. Meaning: making them getting into bad boys in real life. But hey, it's their weak minded decision to let that happen.

[@Paul512]

Accomplice

[@Zeuken]

Most of Western entertainment never fail to bore us and spoonfeed us with nonsense about Us being the problem.

[@mala6238]

Yes.

[@TI4438]

Quite correct. I only turn on my TV to watch DVD/Blu-ray.

[@Captain-Thievius]

The only entertaining thing about Western Entertainment is everyone making fun of it. The Western Entertainment Industry only has itself to blame, not the audience.

[@michaelfields7088]

I live in the west. Please dont blame me for this embarrassing tragedy.

[@ian8477]

Nevermind western entertainment, we have literal centuries of entertainment recorded throughout history from dozens of different cultures; art, music, film, literature, theatre, all the way down to cave paintings, and the ruined architecture and hieroglyphics and carvings and broken painted clay pots of countless collapsed and lost civilisations. That this is the best Leslye can do for 180 million dollars is shameful.

[@jameselder720]

Unlike the series, these reviews keep getting better.

[@kittydaddy2023]

all I watch now are reviews of people upset they had to sit through movies or tv shows or play video games I don't want to. It's a sick world.

[@cattrucker8257]

@@kittydaddy2023 It's darkly hilarious. First we bought games/went to see movies/watched shows blind and considered critics superfluous grifters. Then we started getting too many wake-up calls across the board and got used to checking what people say about the new releases before investing into them, and figured out it's pointless to listen to "official" critics but "amateur" ones are excellent word-of-mouth sources. And finally where we are now, we're getting more entertainment out of watching/listening to those amateur critics of media, and almost completely eschew the original media items themselves. We still get our fun... just not in the "intended" way.

[@ionutcristian9650]

Just wait untill nepotism jedi is revealed to be Darth Spinach.

[@marhawkman303]

We know that she's probably Smilo Ren's former master. But it's hard to say if she's secretly a Sith or not. I'm betting YES, since... this series has such a short list of characters that the only other possibility is one of the space witches.... that or... Sol. they hinted SUPEr hard that Sol has a dark side.....seemingly at random. Nepo Jedi is just a -----.

[@BrandonScott-mi5pz]

EXCELLENT WORK. REAPER THE ACOLYTE EPISODE SIX REVIEW 😅😅😅😅

[@chrishilton3626]

Holy fuck Darth spinach fuck me that’s funny 😂😂😂

[@ian8477]

No no, you have to think like one of them, but it's all so stupid that I'm plum out of ideas beyond Darth Snatch, perhaps?

[@chrishilton3626]

@@marhawkman303 holy hell Darth spinach Holy hell, that is funny 😂😂😂😂

[@sofaking1627]

Lets be real, the only people watching this show are youtubers

[@Captain-Thievius]

I just hope the KZbinrs reviewing this turd of a show are pirating it. Why give Disney money?

[@sofaking1627]

@@Captain-Thievius I'd hope so, but with how important it is to get videos up asap, I have a bad feeling that's not always the case.

[@Captain-Thievius]

@@sofaking1627 You may be right. A lot of KZbinrs these days just ride the algorithm instead of taking their time making quality videos.

[@conspiracyspider]

​@@Captain-Thievius blame youtube for that one.

[@dearcastiel4667]

Latest reports indicate it's doing worst than Willow, so it's safe to say that KZbinrs are indeed the only people watching this garbage. And reminder: they pulled Willow off the platform to get a tax write-off, this show will most likely follow the same fate.

[@kebabsaurusrex1601]

Amandla Sternberg has the acting range of a dead cat

[@marcogenovesi8570]

funnily enough she showed more acting range in her diss track than in the show

[@jeffreyspinner9720]

Hey, she stared at Smilo-ren's package as if she was straight... oh wait, her lesbicanism is probably the act... nvm... and don't try to defame dead pussy [cats]... thats' Mandalalalala's job. Never forget the powa of twerking a little boy body she does... while she was wrapping (sic) in her never to be cast again video.

[@CrimsonUltrafox]

I'm calling this now...Smilo Ren is the sith apprentice to one of the lesbian witch moms.

[@TI4438]

Nah. It's gonna be the green muncher.

[@KronStaro]

no, hes obviuosly Sol's apprentice. theyve implied it at least twice

[@skunkybudtoker9092]

@@TI4438 Non-Binary Yoda

[@n4ughty_knight]

I'm calling this now.... *Kylo will find Smilo's helmet on Ahch-To and that's why they are similar. Snoke is actually a really old Vernestra Rwoh.*

[@SpectreGunship]

Disney is probably scanning comments sections like this for plot ideas. Don't help them.

[@ninjamasterbuilder8675]

Don't worry Reaper this hell is almost ever and will become like a fart in the wind like Kenobi before it

[@chasehedges6775]

The only legit good things about that horrid Kenobi show was Hayden Christensen and the actress who played Young Leia.

[@ninjamasterbuilder8675]

@@chasehedges6775 true true

[@RyanTheDark]

@@ninjamasterbuilder8675 And the Sequel Trilogy. What's funny is the actual opposite happened to the Prequel Trilogy. While over 50% of the Original Trilogy fans hated them or ignored them, most of the target audience loved them; while the Disney Trilogy target audience despise them. I know because I am part of that audience and I met a lot of people who thought similarly as our 10-12 year old minds were in horror about what happened to Luke seven years back.

[@AnoneemusNoename]

@@RyanTheDark Wasn't even close to 50%. The ppl who disliked the PT were the actual fringe minority. Woke retards that assumed Jar Jar and Watto were black/jew sterotypes and got offended on other ppls behalf, tourists and OT purists that wouldn't have accepted anything no matter what it was. Those groups are still the only ones who hate them to this day.

[@jacquemitchell7419]

I bet you meant "over" but your not wrong.

[@dubbyx8490]

Reaper is WICKED! Bro is brutal and funny at the same time 😂

[@bottlethrower1544]

My personal fav.

[@EventualWarlord]

@@bottlethrower1544Same. If only he posted more.

[@lockyp204]

@@dubbyx8490 gives it the blowtorch 🔥 everytime 🤣

[@fafnir7149]

​@@EventualWarlordnah If he did he would get burned out and the quality would decrease

[@chasehedges6775]

Star Wars is truly a tarnished brand.

[@boopyondasnooty]

As is lord of the rings

[@sterlingarcher2846]

As is pretty much everything from Disney in the past 20 odd years

[@chasehedges6775]

True but Older/ classic Disney was awesome tho. Modern 2020 Disney on the other hand….. is a different beast entirely.

[@jeffreyspinner9720]

Tarnished is overly optimistic. Latest leaked ratings were that Ep06 of the Acoshyte beat the worst performing episode of that GoT girl that had that muscle arm Idr the show's name... and Idc. So the Acoshyte is best at something: _not being watched_ in the history of Disney (-).

[@Senumunu]

This show is one gigantic woman moment.

[@HoodrichShinobi]

As soon as I saw Rey magically knowing more about the millennium falcon than han solo I knew that they were going to destroy everything. It simply makes no sense. And somehow they have free reign over everything. Even after 5+ disasters. No accountability. As per usual

[@lockyp204]

@@HoodrichShinobi 👍The only way to win is not subscribe, and not watch this dumpster fire

[@jeffreyspinner9720]

@@HoodrichShinobi Making no sense is a woman's job. The 7 STEM capable women I met in my life, with the 1,000s that at best loved crayons, just makes sense how this abortion of a "show" happened. This episode shows they aren't even really gay: Headland Eggs writes a hetero couple scene, and mini me 5'1" twerker stares at a Filipino pee pee most obviously. You'd think she'd have to squint to see something like that, but nope, just stared at it like a magic wand mesmerized. Check pls, I'm done. I think I'm brain damaged from just watching the little the reviews show...

[@matthewpurling5179]

The scene where she gets it in the eye is exactly the feeling all Star Wars fans feel when watching this series.

[@hoerbschmidt618]

Her audition tape :D :D :D 🤣🤣🤣 This man is a fucking genius!

[@buzzsawkhan]

The Light Whip is (IMO) the perfect example of how the showrunners don't understand what they are making a critique of: putting aside how it is mechanically different from the EU version, the very idea of a Light Whip is so much better suited to a Sith, as opposed to a Jedi. Why? It's a weapon that discards tradition (something Jedi are very big on), while at the same time being a weapon ideally suited to a loner and a force of destruction. It's inherently dangerous to everyone around the user, which suits the various philosophies of the Sith quite well, but... not exactly in keeping with the values of harmony that the Jedi espouse.

[@crusadeuswolf]

5:26 "Darth Dickhead" is the best thing I've ever heard

[@TheFirstNephilim]

The same people who hate and despise male gaze or sexualization of wamen were defending the Sith thirst trap attempt. Imagine if the roles were reversed.

[@1ChristFollowingNerd]

I think they’re pandering to themselves. Don’t forget how nuts bored wine moms went for that serial killer in Netflix’s You. It was so intense even the actor that played the serial killer was turned off.

[@lastmistakeyoullmake]

*Disney’s The Acolyte new episode comes out* Me: “meh…who cares…” *Reaper’s The Acolyte new episode comes out* Me: “Honey, come in quick!! Reaper’s The Acolyte is on!”

[@minespatch]

Villains trying to preach how their side is "good". Harvey Weinstien's personal assistant everybody.

[@williamcarl4200]

My only exposure to this toxic waste is Reaper. Amazing he can absorb this much suck and return unharmed. Is he the first to survive the bile of the newborn worm?

[@AnoneemusNoename]

The Suck (and Fail) is strong in The Acolyte...

[@n4ughty_knight]

Him and about 20 or 30 other youtubers

[@Truthteller863]

9:20 DAMN, Reaper you really go for the jugular don't ya!?

[@diquadhumungersaur492]

the sith use health and safety railings... now thats scary :-)

[@mattpierre891]

Reaper, I'm beginning to think that The Force is strong within you. 👍

[@AnaFolkenstal]

What I learned from my indie writing projects is that the hero should be active. This Osha person is just tagging along with the other characters and gets influenced by them. Instead of doing the complete opposite: Influence others, be an active hero, DO SOMETHING. She's just like a leaf in the wind, waiting for things to happen and be praised for existing.

[@StefunnyStrange]

The jokes before Michael Scott beats the drums in these are always brutal. 😂 Reaper is mean and hilarious.

[@unkulunkulu8842]

"Well, write what you know, I guess..." 💀💀💀

[@miller42]

Master Squid Game read the script. That's how he found out. The other characters in the show do that too. As for the lightsaber whip, it's a ridiculous weapon. I know the Acolyte shills try to justify it by saying that it was a thing in the EU but that part of Star Wars doesn't exist anymore, Disney erased it.

[@n4ughty_knight]

That's a really poor argument. Just because they erased it doesn't mean they can't reuse it. I think it's a really cool weapon that was wasted like everything else they use.

[@bring-out]

@@n4ughty_knight The problem is when introducing new tech like that, if they have an advantage everyone would use them, but since they don't it creates plot holes. In a duel a laser whip would be massively advantageous as it has longer reach and it would be basically impossible to parry since it would bend and hit you anyway.

[@n4ughty_knight]

@@bring-out "Ackchyually"... And I know this will sound really stupid... But the lightwhip is actually used to capture opponents... It's weaker than a lightsaber and really thin...

[@bring-out]

@@n4ughty_knight Really? That does sound strange. I haven't read how it was used in the EU. Is it too weak to cut through flesh then? That would actually not create a plot hole then. This one split that bug in half so it seems clearly stronger.

[@n4ughty_knight]

​@@bring-out Yeah, it's really strange. The lightwhip was invented to deal with opponents that fight dirty and to capture fugitives. It also has multiple strands that can be adjusted by the user. How a really thin laser hotter than the surface of the sun is capable of holding someone is beyond me but it does sound cool. 😅

[@bigdunc1313]

There was no transgender Witches in this episode. Disney fuckin wake up.

[@SpectreGunship]

Would a transgender witch have a dick? In that case, a man? Lol. Your point still stands.

[@samuelademeso9041]

dont give them ideas

[@Sentinel4002]

Wait until you see episode 7

[@DeistPaladin]

The writers are neither smart enough nor familiar enough with the source material to write such a deconstruction.

[@silversoul2074]

I still feel bad for Sol's actor, he probably didn't have any real say in being casted. Korean entertainers are essentially owned by the companies they work for. He's a really good actor and can actually emote.

[@corporalturner]

7:30 - Ah yes a 'sensory deprivation' helmet. 1st person - "It keeps you from hearing?" 2nd person - "No" 1st person - "It keeps you from seeing?" 2nd person - "just sightly" 1st person - "It keeps you from using or being affected by the force?" 2nd person - "Only that second one" 1st person - "What exactly is it depriving from?" 2nd person - "Your self respect"🤣

[@johnmoorefilm]

😂

[@lazwardazure716]

"Saber Whips exists in legends!" Yeah and i hated it there then as i do now

[@jeremybrimmer1990]

"Evil cannot create, it only destroys" - lord of the rings

[@DVFHAFYT]

Lord of the rings is my favorite writer of all time.

[@jeremybrimmer1990]

@@DVFHAFYT bless you

[@Hepheat75]

This show feels like it was written by a 14 year old.

[@amazingbakingsoda6811]

14-year olds can't write something so degenerate.

[@uvem2008]

With crayons….

[@iturnedintoamartian-cm6nd]

For 12 year olds

[@treystephens6166]

@@iturnedintoamartian-cm6ndGeorge Lucas was no better honestly. He went after kids to sell toys for a lifetime.

[@iturnedintoamartian-cm6nd]

@@treystephens6166 I can't imagine a world where what you typed is correct in any sense of the word... I don't know how old you are or your IQ but there are MANY reasons why you're dead wrong. But I'm speaking as a fan that grew up with Star Wars. I could waste our time telling you EXACTLY why you're wrong but I have a very strong feeling you wouldn't be able to understand it. Star Wars had magic to it, real Magic resonates across generations. You can't take away from it because it was heavily merchandised.

[@ayadealjanabi1544]

180 million. Just wow.....

[@briandain8432]

Don't forget the Mysterious Planet has Safety Rails around the Edge of whatever Tourist location they're using. I guess they didn't have the Budget to remove/replace the OSHA regulations...

[@5N3AX]

I don't know who looks at this and says good job. It's more exciting to see Reaper upload notification honestly than a new Star Wars series.

[@okb1068]

Dude, i love listening to you shred this $hite.

[@joshuakolton9955]

This show isn't even worth pirating to laugh at.

[@TI4438]

How many times has this show contradicted itself so far?

[@DVFHAFYT]

Soon to compete with the bible

[@DJGHOSH]

If we have to tolerate Star Wars existing, but in return we get these reviews, it's a price I'm willing to pay 😅

[@teddyo311]

Just saw you hit 80k subs. Congrats bro. You know you’re doing something right when The Drinker routinely has ya on. Shout out to Liverpool.

[@keithmutamba1395]

She is so brave and strong

[@Chris_Thorndyke]

???

[@aussietvshows1702]

"Yessss, let the hate flow through you"

[@gordyrroy]

I've seen an interview some days ago with some of the current Star Wars producers. It appears they don't even like Star Wars. One of them hired an actress who said "Han Solo? That's the guy with the walking dog right?". If they don't like Star Wars, I don't know why they want to work in an environment which surrounds them with that topic. It's frustrating. Really really frustrating. Because if you know that they don't like Star Wars, it all starts to click. You start to understand why they decide to change so much.

[@just.do.something]

Damn, I didn't think about the fact that Sol just left the dead Jedi. That's horrible.

[@domm6812]

And this is supposedly the greatest piece of "art" headland has ever created. This is like that version of the titanic song played by a child on a recorder. Every second you watch it's like millions of brain cells cry out in terror and are sudden silenced.

[@chasehedges6775]

Remember, one of the people promoting this series said that there is no good or evil in STAR WARS. I’m sorry……WHAT!

[@amazingbakingsoda6811]

That was Charlie Barnett (Yord). I guess Yord majored in Moral Relativism Studies at the Jedi Academy.

[@chasehedges6775]

He needs go to the School Of Good and Evil or a church.

[@Captain-Thievius]

@@amazingbakingsoda6811 I guess Yord.... * *puts on sunglasses* * lost his head. YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[@KingOfMumbles485...]

Tina Belcher wrote this epodie with the sith.

[@jefesteel]

I still have no idea who the Acolyte is supposed to be.

[@brianland2944]

Absolute greatness this is. Say that first sentence in Yoda's voice. In anycase I'm happy to have found your channel. I'm adding it to the several other I love. Keep up the great work. Brilliant!!!!

[@mrmonokel2335]

"You just killed my friends and acquaintances in front of my very eyes" "Anyway, lets f*ck" - Osha, probably

[@commonwealthcommunitywatch6036]

Reaper, absolutely on point critique, as always!

[@YellowJeep]

The Acolyte of Uranus.

[@theophicen7850]

5:07 : Brilliant acting.

[@crazyralph6386]

Ikr? She’s absolutely terrible 😂

[@AQS521]

Kartosis armor really makes you wonder why General Grievous didn't have his body made out of it. Or every bounty hunter like Jango Fett.

[@JumpingJack6]

It is hard to comprehend that 180 million was spent on this pile of dog shyte. They should call it the Crapolshyte.

[@kaiasmussen3383]

Person in Charge (House of Mouse) after watching the previous episodes of Star Whores - The Whackoshite: “That should finally bring the last remaining fans to their knees and destroy their hopes, don’t you think?” Lesbie Fatkunt: "HOLD MY BEER !!!"

[@niklawrence5778]

Nice one, Reaps!

[@frankalbergo8120]

Excellent, thanks Man.

[@DrCheeks]

Leslie Headland writing 101: Thing happens and then Thing happens and then… Things that happen don’t even need to relate.

[@spacewindu3824]

X-23?! HAHAHAHAHA! Ain't no frickin way!

[@erraticuk]

She is physically incapable at standing normally. Its clear she is striking a pose in every scene. People just dont move or act that way. Did she train with Brie Larson? One of the best things about the original films is everything looked lived in. Every item of clothing on this show has never been worn before.

[@jeffstrovonizh9514]

I love Star wars lore. And this is bullocks 🫴🫳💅

[@ruffdisco8412]

As I'm sure people will understand, some stains can never be washed out, in that respect star wars is so tarnished it would be better to throw away and get something new than scrubbing it until threadbare.

[@KingOfMumbles485...]

At least Twilight was consistent with its characters.

[@WeOnlyEatSoup]

Bless you for this REAPER (saved me a lot of wasted time)

[@Mystyx-Sama]

Let us also not forget that Osha's min-droid turned red after Mei reprogrammed it. Red, as in Sith, right? As in Dark Side? Not only obvious, but it's also stupid as hell. And don't get me started on lightsaber whips...

[@mrdave507]

Reaper, I enjoy your videos thoroughly. 👍

[@The5thNinjaTurtle1]

I love you Reaper! Yer the best bud!!

[@pepperpeterpiperpickled9805]

great video as always mate, keep it up!

[@louisblackforester]

👍👍

[@captainsalty5688]

Tony Soprano gets me every time 😂

[@touhoutrash2436]

Star Wars is becoming more and more worse as time goes on!

[@aaronbood1999]

Star wars means nothing to me, apart from the jedi games

[@DVFHAFYT]

The word worse already implies 'more', no need to add "more" to the sentence.

[@marcogenovesi8570]

it's worsererer now

[@oxygenrailway]

Magneto and his do anything helmet was so egregious in Disneys shit x-men they decided we needed to do it here too

[@dommic9593]

He can have conversation with the helmet on because it has subtitles 😂

[@skits_3d824]

Darth Bane: Ah yes, did they know that, like the jedi, the sith are basically churches? Apparently, not master Bane. They believe it is something the jedi made up like a slurr. Bane: How embarrassing.

[@wolfmauler]

Weird she forget he tried to kill her too. 🤔

[@JohnDoe-cz5yz]

Wait. Sol figures out that it's a wrong twin with him, but fucks off the planet anyway? Isn't he suppose to at least ask where the other one is? Maybe she needs help?

[@WHAT-bz6hp]

The power of DUMB, the power of POO, the power of MONEY!

[@suenzhong7891]

There's a difference between deconstruction and destruction. Unfortunately for us Headland seems to think they mean the same thing.

[@beezysbeatz4924]

Keep up the great work 💪🏻 You should do a collab with Grizzy😅

[@allwayzangry8290]

Tell'em yo Tell'em !!

[@A_Mod_A_Fire]

Thank you for the review. Sorry you had watch the show but not sorry for not watching myself. This show needs to be deleted from the history

[@Emma_2Banks]

I’m straight up convinced that Leadlamp wanted to write a twilight story, but got signed on to Star Wars instead

[@whoisyouranime]

You make an interesting point about the fatherless women who like the bad boys. Rey and Kylo, and now, these two.

[@whos-the-stiff]

How did O.H.S.A save Master Squid Game ? He was about to behead the villain and she stopped him for the much more awesome idea of having him carried away by insects without any idea that this would stop him ? Genius level writing.

[@Truffle_Pup]

The thumbnail of this made me think "I'M OLD GREGG! I'M INSIDE YA SHOES MOTHALICKA"

[@jaweel6205]

Star Wars: An LGBTQ Story

[@DanteCrowlley]

A lot happened, but if you close your eyes

[@robertregal4308]

Acoshit makes Andsore exciting!

[@thesnazzycomet]

Zoro: Nothing happened. Nothing happened at all.

[@dmwfourth]

Nice work, Reaper. 💀

[@tonythaler8472]

Don't know about alien insects, but any other else bugs especially earth bound ones would be buzzing all over those cadavers before mid day, and It's not like the giant moths didn't try to viciously eat a guy the night before, but, hey, the Star Wars Galaxy can be thread like a 30 minute walk to the convenient store.

[@David_Pugh]

The show-runner is so smart and brave. An obvious genius, and if you can not witness! then you're are lost. Also Mr Weinstein was a stand up fellow.

[@mechgouki7999]

Damn! My dog just left a huge pile of acolyte on the carpet!

[@MasterEggroll]

They have light sabers like guns now haha

[@Renny2077]

Only Bioware's Knights of the Old Republic did a deconstruction of the Jedi and Sith that was really good.

[@idkanymore3382]

Jedi do take all force sensitives through the galaxy regardless of what they want.