The Acolyte - Reliving the WORST Star Wars Episode Ever | Episode 7 COMEDY Review

[@marklepe12]

Torbin went from Padawan to Master while in meditation for 10 years. That's incredible

[@MarkLittle-rq2bq]

"I just wanted to go home. I thought I was doing the right thing." *downs poisons and dies from stupidity*

[@Zeromus5555]

The fart part 😂😂😂

[@charleslaine]

LOL "CGI 9000". How do the speeder bikes look worse today than they did in 1983???

[@GilesMcRiker]

Jedis have no attachments What comforts at home did the Jedi have that they did not have out in the field?

[@wegojinx7053]

Didn't the witches say they were persecuted and hunted by the Jedi in the earlier episodes So when Trinity from the Matrix contacted the Jedi Council they said to leave them alone and return to Curoscant ....wait I thought they said they were being Hunted. that's why the live in the Outer Rim in seclusion???? Remember they are concerned that the Jedi find out how the twin were conceived

[@terryschappert2397]

Absolutely great video. Gleefully subscribed.

[@terryschappert2397]

Two moms = plausible deniability. Gold.

[@mkb4560]

The wookie is searching for the 180 million dollars they spent on this series and he still ain't found $hit

[@ProjectRedfoot]

3:24 I hate when writers do this. If the leader can just say, "EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELVES!" what was the point of being a team or cult or gang or whatever?! True to life, I guess, but still STUPID!

[@toxitron7385]

i sure this thing has been written by an ai...

[@Opus38No2]

Tooooorbiiiiin Jenkinsssss

[@cljerjr31]

so much hate- I LOVE IT!

[@dronesclubhighjinks]

Torbin being homesick is next level pathetic. I mean, in addition to all the other stuff you mentioned lol “We’re obviously putting far more thought into this than the creators are.“ I think that sums up everything perfectly! 🙏✅

[@eddiek8179]

The thing is The Jedi Council already told them to come back home so why did Torbin run off to go get the kids thinking that will allow him to go home? He already can go home immediately as per the orders of the Council. The writing of the show is horrendous.

[@Dazgul]

Like a vergence, touched for the very first time, like a verr err err errgence...

[@dronesclubhighjinks]

😂🥴🙃🫠

[@kaylahensley1581]

Master Sol’s karaoke pick.

[@sarahb6570]

The plausible deniability one got me 😂😂

[@carlmcclatchie2122]

Haha, but with two moms, they both have plausible deniability. That sir, was a fantastic line 🤣🤣🤣

[@lockyp204]

CGI -9000 😂

[@KRobinson-ko1ne]

Mystical frozen urine tree

[@Darth_Lex]

I liked that one, too.

[@furrygecko]

The finale will be incredibly stupid, will be praised by the media, Disney will declare the whole season a triumph, and fans will unironically cosplay as characters from the show. Because we really, truly are living in the dumbest timeline.

[@kaylahensley1581]

Sol was a terrible Jedi instructor, he was supposed to teach Osha how to run and jump whilst giving him a piggyback ride.

[@waterbeauty85]

Another KZbinr (can't remember who) commented how weird and creepy Sol's obsession with the girls was and said he expected the episode to show "Sol driving away in his candy filled van." Seriously though, it could have been decent and watchable if it depicted Sol as actually evil/corrupt, but it just showed him being weird (and not in an entertaining or interesting way) and behaving like an idiotic without presenting any rationale or logic to make it believable character development. The writing is so incompetent and unsatisfying.

[@gregomish32]

The water boy part was perfect 👌

[@FreeFree-ur4zq]

At the end of this series, one of the twins gets into a Tardis and becomes the first doctor from the Timeless Children.

[@SugarRushTimes2030-gs3qp]

A twentieth century earth metal detector. Didn’t even try to make a SW version fantasy science-y one

[@DoodsUnited]

Somehow I'd imagine they would have a mine sweeper droid or something that could do this kind of job on its own

[@ChaosMcCain]

This episodes budget went directly into private planes and yachts.

[@mkb4560]

Torbin took the poison because he knew how much this show sucks and wanted out

[@GW2Vids1]

I feel sad for the Tommen actor, I liked him in GoT, but this shit is ruining his career

[@edwinsuijkerbuijk5106]

will he get known as the actor that kills himself in every series he is in?

[@charleslaine]

Why didn't Sol just yell... "Get of the bridge.... NOWWWWW!!!!!"

[@TheeKrix]

All jokes aside.. he’s not joking about anything. This show is that bad

[@henrynguyen5142]

Thank you for mentioning the end credits music. Like why was it even in there?!

[@the-trustees]

This show seems to be an homage to all the disappointments in Lezzye's life where even Harvey's standards kept her "safe from harassment." 😂

[@ProjectRedfoot]

I don't even know how to cheapen Star Wars any more. It's like pooping into poop

[@the-trustees]

​@@ProjectRedfootIt's like eating the poop, then vomiting it back up, and eating it again... until it stays down, then pooping it out again for the next in line! 😂

[@toxitron7385]

its torbin time!😂😂🤣

[@jetlorider]

HAHAHAHAH That's exactly who I thought of when she said "Mama says..." FKEN HILARIOUS!!

[@Peiguypad]

I hope you are lying about that knocked off beyond song😂😂😂😂

[@HateWatchers]

Wish I were...

[@eldritchmorgasm4018]

This is very misunderstood, it makes perfect sense... if you consider it peak "Monty Python's" slapstick-comedy, from a certain point of view. George Lucas: Crazy Joker-Laugh

[@OneRedKraken]

The season will end with second mama coming back to reveal the final secret. "Osha/Mae... I am your father." *Cut to black & cue Seinfeld baseline*

[@wesley3300]

Lmfao that Scary Movie 3 edit @ 5:36 fucking killed me, that was so good

[@DrCheeks]

The writing of this show conjures up an image of the writing room, the show is written on a whiteboard as the activ.. sorry, “writers”🙄call out their ideas for the plot that takes place around the various and numerous virtue signals. The first idea suggested is always the one used, nothing is challenged or revised. This 180 million dollar show is one long first draft that no one has even bothered to read back to check it makes sense. Either that or they challenged themselves to make something that contradicted/undermined all Star Wars law, even that which exists in their own turd of a show

[@DrkShd]

i think whoever write this somehow forget that they are dealing with advance civilization that has big ass ship can travel faster than light, why TF they camping in forest at night, they can just beam themselve back to their ship, take a hot shower and eat a meal that server by androit maid

[@kennethellingsen5902]

Best part was that a jedi wookie with a lightsaber can't beat a 100 pound padawan twink

[@Magnatarvillin]

Love you bro, this is so good and so funny I laughed for a while my g thank u

[@btipton115]

Mighty torbin power rangers

[@yurikendal4868]

Ive no idea what they are doing and neither do they

[@antonjohansson3819]

Will you do Fly me to the Moon? Comedy about a fake moon landing plan. Seems similar to Dont Look Up.

[@HateWatchers]

Is that the new one with Woody Harrelson/Scar-Jo?

[@antonjohansson3819]

@@HateWatchers Yeah, would watch anything with her.

[@HateWatchers]

@@antonjohansson3819 I'll try and get to it by the end of the month; if I don't have a video on it then I'll talk about it in the monthly roundup. Next week or two is going to be busy.

[@mxvega1097]

Ep.7 A Series of Risible Fuckups. Starring: THE HOLE. THE GODDAMN BIG-ASS HOLE. WITH THE PORTENTOUS MUSIC. Next week: Sol and Mae, Quim and Osha. Still. Will Osha get brain damage again? Will Mae swap personalities, again? Who cares. jfc

[@parapendejadas4913]

Big thanks to Kathleen and Disney for spending 180 million USD to create this amazing comedy show! Haven't laughed so hard since The Marvels and Obi One Kenobi

[@wolfen8622]

Fun fact: They tried hard to make you relate with the twins but turns out Torbin is the most relatable character in the Acolyte. He was sick and tired of that bs and just wanted to go home. -Me too, I’m also sick of this sht. After what he saw on Brendok he straight up went into a deep meditation trying to overcome that bs. -Me too, trying to forget what I saw. He couldn’t take it anymore and k”lled himself. - how everyone of us feels, too.

[@youtube_moderator]

Thank you for pointing out the End Titles was shitty contemporary music

[@mountbuckekreative4044]

Wtf? i mean What The Fog? Seriously, the amount of fog in every scene , even inside the ships is insane. Are those 180 Mio sets that bad, that they need to hide them so desperately. I remember when Star Wars had crystall sharp view for lightyears, seems those days are gone.

[@ivorytorea]

He was ready to torb all over her but Squid Game got to thrust into her first which prompted his 10 year celibacy vow, locking himself in his room and when after a decade finally a gril manifested into his room, offering him a drink, he obviously swallowed instantly like the good boy he still is...truly one of the stories of all time. Not sure if my interpretation is exactly the story that Leslye wanted to tell but at least this one has coherent storytelling aspects.

[@chris424cm]

It's strange how stupid Leslie claims the mother witches are so powerful, especially on their home planet, but then neither of them can actually fight. You can't have it both ways.

[@vertigo2894]

Actually no, the Jedi were wrong to try to break up the sister's, even the council said they should leave them alone. They have no evidence they are hurting the kids. Itis not for the Jedi to decide, they are not Sith and they haven't committed any crimes. You can use any excuse to take whatever kid you want if we want to go down that road.

[@KRobinson-ko1ne]

The part where Sol lives the bridge is dumb If they wanted him to have this dilemma they could have flashed back to his padawan years and display him struggling to life one human proportionate to himself and with that attemp to lift double that when the shit goes down only to visibly fumble and have to choose

[@TheGardenSamurai]

Bro didn’t leave before shit went south 😂 so he guilt tripped himself into meditation ( so he wouldn’t have to never leave again ) first thing he sees when waking up is that he indeed did not outlive everyone involved lmao 😂 so he offs himself because now he most likely going to have to do shit he didn’t want to do in the first place lmao terrible

[@vaclavgembala6773]

the WORST Star Wars Episode SO FAR !

[@raymondl9320]

"Asks if she's..... special." Lmaooooo

[@Darth_Lex]

Gotta love the burning stone.

[@FerdinandDanielCruz]

Please cancel the show.

[@vertigo2894]

Kenobi was worse.

[@benmcreynolds8581]

It's really weird how these individuals who express their disinterest in Star Wars & Lack of genuine understanding of the source material, are who is getting hired for all of these jobs related to this project? Having the crew consist of mostly disinterested people ends up creating this weird sort of tunnel visioned effect on to the project as a whole.. We all know what a passion project is. This feels as if it's a "passionate to disregard it so you can create your own" from the inside kind of project, if you know what I mean. They are so oblivious to how much they don't understand when it comes to Star Wars (and quality storytelling/ character building & world building as a whole) Yet they act like They deserve these positions. Out of all people, these are the people they want to be who is creating more Star Wars content..? It's ridiculous.. I don't understand how things have gotten so bad that no one can step in and fire all these inadequate people.. The world needs people to come in and bring in truly passionate and gifted individuals artist's, actors, writers, set designers, sound design, you name it, the world needs a shift towards improvement.. Things have looked bleak for far too long. Bringing in selfless, talented and passionate people is the only way we can get ourselves out of this deep depressed hole we've been stuck in. It's a natural response if all we see is these soulless detached narcissistic individuals are in charge of all of these different projects. It's awful, it's fake and it's forced. It's not that they don't grasp Star Wars. It's because they don't understand the entire creative process as a whole.. There's genuinely talented people out there who haven't gotten a chance to work on projects such as this and I really think it's time that these people get the opportunity to work in these roles all across Hollywood. Random Honest question: When it comes to the Acolyte, What is so SPECIAL about Osha and Mea for them to be the Main focus, the Main characters, etc. She has ZERO personality, 0 depth, 0 intricate aspects to her character.. Yet we are supposed to believe All off this is occurring around the twins as the main focus...? She has the personality of a cardboard box. There's so many things that are very wrong with this sad attempt at telling their star wars story.. There's a big issue tho, None of what they have made actually portraits accurate star wars, accurate jedi, etc. etc. How did this cost $180 million..? It seriously does not make any sense

[@sweetchristmas101]

Bella from Twilight was very much a blank slate, in part so she could be a self-insert for the intended audience. For better or worse the show is trying to appeal to the same people (sort of) so perhaps it's doing a similar thing with the twins.

[@benmcreynolds8581]

@@sweetchristmas101 I'm just confused as to why they would be satisfied with her having almost no personality at all..? I'm all for blank slate characters but they got to build off of them.

[@LordZolric]

No wonder George Lucas said they don't understand the force. The 6-ft rat and his gooch of dingleberries have destroyed this once great franchise.