The Acolyte - Not TERRIBLE So Far, But Not Promising Either | Episode 1 & 2 COMEDY Review

The Acolyte Episode 1-2 Review | The Acolyte Review
The Acolyte is finally here after months of it getting dunked on before anyone had even seen it so HateWatchers is on the scene with our comedy review of the first two episodes. While episodes 1 & 2 of The Acolyte aren't terrible on their own, there are some troubling signs on the horizon. Most of the characters are one-dimensional tools for the plot, the story failed to grip you from the outset, and the show repeatedly squandering any kind of unique storytelling that having the twins of Mae and Osha could have offered. We will have to wait to see where things go but I have a bad feeling about this...
Will Jedi Master Bay-Tor ever stop force-choking the chicken? Is arguing that the Last Jedi was a good movie worth dying over? Will Master Sol make his Squid Game: Kids Edition a smash-hit? Watch our comedy review of this episode of The Acolyte for answers to these questions as well as other questions you didn't even think were worth asking!
Episode 1 - Lost/Found
Episode 2 - Revenge/Justice
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0:00 - Intro
0:43 - Ep 1 Breakdown
4:28 - Ep 2 Breakdown
6:28 - Review
12:43 - Outro
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[@chaz9808]

Won’t ever watch this but it’s been fun to watch all the reviews

[@michaelfields7088]

I will never watch this show but i can already say i like Master Sol who is played by that Squid Game actor. I wish it was about him.

[@1shogunate696]

Sad his dialogue isn’t written better

[@BrandonScott-mi5pz]

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[@egoborder3203]

the action scenes in this show are LAUGHABLE. It reminds me of when my nephews play TMNT in the yard

[@Jorlaxe]

you seen the fan film of Logan the wolf? (wolverine). Great action there.

[@BrandonScott-mi5pz]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@DdHenley307]

I stopped watching Star Wars after Obi Wan. I canceled Disney+ after Obi Wan, but I doubt I would've watched this anyway. Disney has given enough examples for me to know that I'm not really into whatever they are trying to do. It's still really interesting how they're tearing down a franchise that was so legendary in my childhood

[@lockyp204]

Compared to what’s followed. It seems Obi wan wasn’t that bad. I tapped out then also. The woke narrative was always going to take over with Asohka. And its gone further down the shitcan with the acolyte it seems

[@keatomatic8535]

Eventually the quality content that this channel consistently puts out is going to be found by the masses, and these guys will blow up in subscribers, calling it now

[@dronesclubhighjinks]

This is the funniest review I’ve seen so far! Thanks very much!

[@davepost7675]

Honestly, I don't care if actors are experts of the IP they are working in. I care more if the producers and writers are. However, if the actor claims to be a "fan" then makes a bonehead statement like he did, well...

[@majortom2329]

The interactions and attitude of Padawan Jecki are a good indicator of the shows message and direction. She is offended by seeing Yord with his shirt off and tells him (a knight that out ranks her) to put a shirt on. It was her and Sol that interrupted him. Does Sol see this as a teachable moment to reign in his Padawan and teach her stop being a sexist prude and respect the Jedi hierarchy? Nope. Okay what if Yord was a topless women? Would she have said anything? Would Sol? Probably not. Ohsa later tells Jecki she is "flexible' because she's a meknic (can't we just say mechanic). I guess this is okay because she is a lesbian talking to a woman? Okay, if Ohsa was male and mentioned because of his job he was good at 'laying pipe' this would have been fine? Neither is okay. The hypocrisy is strong in these ones. Later the actress reveals she has been playing the character (Jecki) as having a crush on Ohsa and being curious about becoming a lesbian. This isn't really character development but on this show that is of little importance. Straight man stop oppressing me with your degusting male body. I'm flexible, you know what I mean? Flexible, get it? You'll come around later they all do. Try to see if you still believe your own bullshit when these things are switched around (a little gender swapping fun). They don't tear down the walls that oppress people they just move them.

[@mazkeraid4039]

Becoming the very thing they swore to be progressed. Even the Sequel Trilogy does not shy away from male and female relations like sey Kylo and Rey, as bad as they are as a couple.

[@trevormichel1319]

I like how the twins have the exact same haircut. Guess they couldn't stretch that 22 mil to get another hair stylist.

[@Nightlightknight]

I can’t believe how bland and pedestrian the first 2 episodes were. It sets nothing up, the script is cringeworthy and nothing is unique. Might as well have set it in the prequel era with a bunch of wooden Jedi in yellow robes.

[@GaudiaCertaminisGaming]

Even Doomcock likes Master Sol.

[@alxra]

Was this being made before the spotlight on Disney DEI exposed them, or after the spotlight and they are doubling down? I may never watch another Disney production as along as I live.

[@1shogunate696]

It’s been in the works for a couple years or so

[@ajdc88]

so far it's like a mediocre show that could've easily had nothing to do with Star Wars

[@MrWebweaver]

I didn’t watch this and I won’t watch this but I have seen clips. Master time waster is the worst actor in Star Wars history and that includes Mark Hamill from the original Star Wars. The lead is terrible too. It is extremely difficult to be the worst Star Wars ever since that is a very high bar, Obiwan is still the champ, haven’t watched any Star Wars since. Nice to see Evil Uno got some work since he doesn’t wrestle in AEW anymore.

[@RealityCheck6969]

Disney makes the best comedies nowadays.

[@typeviic1]

Actually, the first 2 episodes are not campy or silly.

[@DSKekaha]

During the escape, the ship dropped out of hyperspace and immediately ran into three rocks. If they had hit that rock at hyperspeed, it would have been Holdo 0.9. Also, is that wookie wearing a do-rag?

[@getthecats]

Finally, a moderate review. There's been non-stop dogpiling on it but only 2 episodes are out so far. There's hardly enough content released and not enough politicizing to be objectionable.

[@mc.9839]

I didn't hate it. I was slightly annoyed by some things. The dialog was clunky at times. The visuals were only 'ok' for how much money the spent. One interesting character and a lot of over-used and silly plot points. Still, it's Star Wars and there was enough to make me watch the 3rd episode (which I hear is rough).

[@ionutcristian9650]

I would laugh too if i saw that "fighting position".

[@TheTinyGod]

Nailed it

[@typeviic1]

First 2 episodes are ok. Not campy or silly. I find that the Jedi investigating the assassinations to be pretty cool.

[@agustinmarioquiroga3776]

Haven’t seen the show yet. But I have seen reviews. I heard this theory that Osha and Mae are the same person. Kinda of a Sybil thing. I don’t buy it and if this is the case it does not inspire me to watch it. In fact, IMO, it makes the story worse.

[@mkb4560]

Just wait until the third episode it is going to get more backlash than the last Jedi

[@BlacKnightRising]

not terrible so far? Star Wars is deader than King Tut!!

[@philippebiendon5809]

King who ??

[@BlacKnightRising]

@@philippebiendon5809 if u don't know who that was then, sorry for u

[@philippebiendon5809]

@@BlacKnightRising i know who was King Tut of Egypt... you just didn't get the joke... I wish i didn't know about Disney star wars era...lol

[@BlacKnightRising]

@@philippebiendon5809 ull have to work on those "jokes" then...

[@mxvega1097]

I watched it. Pretty uninspired, and it just doesn't have the quality and finesse of even Mando. Or - and I've mulled this over - of CW and Sy-Fy shows like Pandora, or Killjoys. I'm serious. If it wasn't built like a lean-to shed next to the major edifice of Star Wars, it would be almost indistinguishable from the CW stuff. Moss was wasted. Her character could have had an exchange with Mae and been wounded, maybe concussed, and then spent the show trying to find the antagonist before she kills again. No need to change anyone else, just give it some juice and some stakes. But ... whatever.

[@ekszentrik]

At least they are presenting attractive characters!

[@Michael-og8dt]

"not terrible" the shill is strong in this one.

[@jasonpeiser4597]

Did we see any space ships?

[@PeekabooEUDK]

It IS terrible....

[@rachel43210]

Correction: they were terrible.

[@SAMLOVER79]

It looks like a B movie

[@liquid_shadow8690]

Not terrible?! It is terrible and then some