The All Guardsmen Party: Tyranid Delivery Experts Part 1

[@phyrofox1641]

As much as they'd hate to admit it, that fungus has proven itself to be an impervious defense.

[@Nyghtking]

It's a caustic hazard, hallucinogenic, and psychotic that only stupid or unaware people would even try to go in and even space marines have trouble with if they don't know about it beforehand, so yeah it's a really powerful defense.

[@willrogers3793]

The fact that any attempt to make it through the fungus area just feeds it and helps to repair any damage to the fungus leads me to compare it to a minefield that can somehow make new mines out of the corpses of every sorry bastard who’s been gibbed trying to cross said minefield.

[@deeznuts-kw6yv]

@@willrogers3793 so in a way, twitch’s wet dream. You don’t even need to rearm the traps at all, just slap a few down, let them multiply and watch as the replicating mines turn a regular hallway into the average Bosnian forest

[@willrogers3793]

@@deeznuts-kw6yv Yes, exactly.

[@KaiserAfini]

The guardsman want to live, grandpa Nurgle wants them to live, he gets to share his gifts with any visitors, its a mutually beneficial arrangement.

[@jesusofsuburbia8825]

Sarge is officially my favorite character

[@jackmack4181]

Random D&D Nerd on the Internet If he doesn’t become a space marine I’ll lick nubby

[@T-74]

Jack Mack that is an incredibly bad idea.

[@jackmack4181]

Which one, sarge becoming a marine or licking nubby

[@T-74]

Jack Mack both.

[@jackmack4181]

Sarge just needs the power to put the idiotic bosses in their place

[@Pinstripe105]

Even when hes not there alfred is an absolute lad

[@ZGuy0fSci]

anyone else hear an icecream truck in the background.... or think it's just echos of the warp again? (who can say)

[@vizzy61]

So I've been relistening to this the past few days, and I coulda sworn that just a week and a half ago my fantasies didn't include the fact that the land I owned in said fantasy was boobytrapped.

[@Zorant0Zero]

So did the sarge character level up and put points into diplomacy?

[@BrotherGrimm1013]

Zorant0Zero being that this is dark heresy, probably fellowship.

[@luminous6520]

Or Charm.

[@Aescapulius]

Awesome as always, dude.

[@Azoundo]

What were the reports from the previous week of warp travel?

[@tomjack1000000]

Azoundo I think they might be talking about the space marines that got left behind

[@Killonight]

Always wondered which part of "us" is the narrator lol

[@unfortunateimperial6019]

The author writes it in a weird mix of first and third person as if they are a separate, omniscient part of the team, but he is the player of nubby I believe.

[@Killonight]

@@unfortunateimperial6019 thanks

[@5ryans]

The narrator is nubby

[@Killonight]

@@5ryans thanks

[@KubinWielki]

Since it seems to be a theme that someone says this every 2 months, I'll take the turn: The narrator plays Nubby.

[@metalk1tt3n]

Its bae, the others cant go there XD

[@highjumpstudios2384]

By Talos this can't be happening.

[@pollythepolarbear5178]

I never realized how long this story is it's a long audio book is it over?

[@rosettaelemental7275]

Pretty sure it's not, the original author just stopped updating for a long while. As of now here are some new chapters that don't have videos yet, don't know if the updates are still going though.