Short Man Rage at Bagel Shop

[@mirnix08]

This feels like a gta cutscene when you first enter the mission

[@darkdotz2361]

Gorflip lmao. WHY AM I TOXIC

[@hemis1861]

Take out *Short Man*

[@bernardsmith2994]

😂

[@maggiee639]

That’s too real

[@Gummiisnacks]

Gorflip why is this so accurate holy shit

[@robertkillingsworth7149]

I love how he's so short that everyone else's heads are cut off like he's in a fucking Peanuts cartoon

[@pupsicle117]

He probably said “good grief” after he left the shop.

[@SteeleZack]

Human Scrappy-doo

[@fumikoh6231]

This is fucking gold

[@jesusespinal5716]

Bro that was fucking funny lmao

[@Pikpikcarrotzz]

It’s like a show that doesn’t show the faces of the parents so the kid is always just at their parents leg level

[@goober7959]

This is why the seven dwarfs don't talk about the eighth dwarf.

[@killme2675]

And this is why I love Charlie's channel. Comments like this always pop up

[@heyryanisonx3141]

Grumpy 🤔

[@m00n_p1e]

@@heyryanisonx3141 no, it’s Ultimate Rage

[@samuellancaster38]

699 likes nice

[@cdggoldengun6432]

Under rated comment

[@yagagang1854]

Who else is back here after the short man McDonald’s freak out?

[@Laggyboi]

Lol yea

[@JM-bu7nq]

Yup

[@yagagang1854]

@@walnut4521 same ive been trying to find it

[@fitzmir]

Good evening bro

[@rickylucia7598]

Took me about 12 hours but i made it

[@kyokushinkaikid]

"You're not my father, God or my boss" yet here you are looking up to me.

[@Matthew7021]

the Ainsley avatar is just spot on.

[@gokublack7735]

Here's a medal.

[@emopeterparker226]

BRUHHH

[@morale.9330]

I showed this comment to a pile of wood outside my house. It burst into flames at amount of BURN this comment radiated.

[@TSAMikeyo89]

sick burn my man

[@CouchRadish]

It’s so weird to see Tyler1 outside of Twitch streams.

[@boyhelios9171]

CouchRadish this comment needs more recognition

[@connorsmith6605]

Ohhhh FUCK ME!

[@markfeher2493]

Oof

[@lorenshancock4476]

It's a Tyler1 and Greekgodx hybrid

[@David-qi2ip]

@@connorsmith6605 NO

[@motivusthesage]

Plot twist: everyone in that bagel shop is 7'4 and the short guy is actually average height 5'8

[@ptoedits5644]

That would be funny but over here on Long Island that just couldnt be true

[@crispychips7161]

Holy shit 5'8 is average Smiles in 6'2

[@clark985]

thank god that i am 6'0

[@LJ01]

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. I'm disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've wasted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you.

[@mikemcgeady6032]

crispy chips cries in 5’5

[@Itchy__]

body shaming in any way is pretty cruel, and if those claims that some women did make mean comments about his height then that's pretty low of them, but taking out your frustration on random passer byers is just not cool man

[@skyyy7544]

EXACTLY so many people either make fun of him more, or say that he's right.

[@kukifitte7357]

He should know his place

[@jimmcneal5292]

Bodyshaming is ok

[@anarchistmaverick9507]

@@jimmcneal5292 it’s ok if you can actually change it. Height is not something you can change

[@l.s.d.5863]

I'm sure he's gotten plenty of jokes cracked about it, but I highly doubt that anyone has told him to ¨drop dead¨ for being short. lol Except maybe the other blackpillers on his incel forum. : P

[@arjunrangi3953]

The rage started when the cashier recommended him the store's latest kids meal menu

[@marisacastaneda3854]

lmaooo

[@alexkripfgans9868]

Underrated asf

[@yeetmeguy]

not funny

[@tsaitaj]

@Weirdo Tho ouch burn

[@McdonaldsInFallujah]

@Weirdo Tho yeah that ain't funny either

[@ben88ben]

stop, you’re scaring the bagels

[@callmymemes8809]

GBC ben what is this the emoji movie?

[@firefist4547]

Im your 100th like

[@callmymemes8809]

@@firefist4547 cool

[@hannahjohnson7777]

🤣🤣🤣

[@callmymemes8809]

@@hannahjohnson7777 why u laughin

[@2headedtasman200]

This is actually sad. This dude’s insecurity finally boiled over and now he’s yelling at people in a bagel shop.

[@Mister_Soyuz_on_YT]

I am short and wish I had his strong and clear voice to say that to the bullies at my workplace. Always giving a hard time when they ahould be fired for putting their stress onto me. Any who, I did not behave as the guy in the video. I just insta-quit.

[@Oliver-bn7jt]

@@Mister_Soyuz_on_YT Just realize that the people that do that have problems themselves and are unhappy with their lives, otherwise they wouldn't say that. They are getting all the bad karma they deserve right now. Bullies are the bane of existence so fuck them.

[@brandfire1027]

@@Mister_Soyuz_on_YT honestly id kill myself, ive been bullied almost all my life and almost did it varius times, rigth now it has stopped but if it happens again probably that, i cant talk to no one because i am so lonely, but dude let me tell you this, if you have someone talk to the about it, ask for help, talk to your boss, something, just dont let yourself be treated like that, dont be like that guy, never be an asshole and treat others like they would treat you, open up to new people, make new friends in other places, joke about it (with people that you know wont bully you) and be happy, always be happy.

[@NoOne-hl2eo]

@@brandfire1027That was such a horrible experience, I hope you're feeling okay now and live a happy life!! :)

[@jeusen595]

Джинзó Аркайдия learn how to fight and hit them with a straight punch in their cock

[@hahahalfwit]

i'm 5'5 and it's literally giving me mental health issues even though i try my best to be normal about it. it's really nice to see someone like charlie say words of encouragement

[@RedNightDragon1]

I'm 5'5" too, and it's not so bad. I have those days in which every single fucker I run into has at least 6" on me, but there are other days where I feel average, and even some days where I feel tall, even against other guys. Swings and roundabouts, you just have to roll with the punches. If all else fails to cheer you up, then keep this in mind: Tall people are MUCH more likely to experience bad backs in their later years than shorties.

[@panteleymonschekochikhin-k1978]

My condolences

[@DingoXBX]

why does it affect your mentality? it doesn't matter

[@user-mv2qq6lp2u]

@@DingoXBX 🤣🤡

[@judahjeffries6469]

Don’t worry about it dude, height doesn’t matter nearly as much as people think it does. We’re studying this in my Psychology class rn, and women worldwide actually rank other factors like finances and personality over height

[@ScoutTrooperProdctns]

He could have been the next Danny devito. A true shame such potential was wasted

[@forsauuce2732]

Well that was great lmao

[@staz_korragg7746]

Now THIS is the attitude people should have

[@bigdaddyflavortown4606]

L U M B A G O

[@heretomakeyousalty6126]

fry mclizzi coolio, n u could be the next marty mcfly XD get rekt

[@RossKempOnYourMum01]

More like Joe Pesci

[@daltonhunt1322]

"HE CHESTBUMPS THE DUDES NUTSACK" I cannot breathe

[@BigJake1873]

Rashed Khoory because he is laughing

[@naeroforceofficial]

This could have been the joke of the year but you spoiled that to me, how do you feel? (not even that deluded)

[@extraterrestrialhorse9722]

It ain't even that funny kid

[@justayoutubecommentator3059]

Extraterrestrial Horse nah it was pretty funny

[@varovisuals]

BigJake1873 p

[@megascrub3054]

His voice sounds like when a video game character gets shrunk and their voice gets pitched up

[@MK1vids]

LOL

[@J4YAH777]

Looool

[@Goobiwann]

Oh my god

[@w4hu]

Lmfao no joke😂

[@orlandoberetta3092]

When you hit a npc by accident 😂

[@MrMagicMayonnaise]

To be honest, I know a lot of short guys who are perfectly calm and well adjusted. I don’t think short-man rage is more common than regular rage. It’s just way funnier coming from a short guy, so people remember it more.

[@rowanphillips3497]

Lmao

[@lucianotapia840]

Yknow it's bad when Charlie is making fun of you for being short.

[@jimbomacgee3499]

When u realize even short people have 0 respect for shorter people 😂😂😂😂

[@nostalgiccranberry3062]

how short is he? like 5’5

[@redblue2358]

@@nostalgiccranberry3062 hes around 4’11

[@GrubbsandWyrm]

Sure, but Charlie turns being short into a superpower

[@theoclark4481]

godamn, I don't know how much younger I am than him. But I'm glad that I'm 3-4 inches taller than that guy

[@Tabby8256]

The guy that tackled him: "I'm sorry, little one..."

[@ilikenougat8892]

LMFAO, CHILL

[@O_Tade]

He was so short inside him tho. He cant think that maybe he wasnt thinking clear but no he had to be the hero. WHAT A MAN WOW

[@aithanleeom5152]

"Be not afraid"

[@viktorthevictor6240]

I thought that was pretty unnecessary

[@viktorthevictor6240]

@SlayThat Pussy He wasn't hurting anybody. It could have escalated the situation. Thanks for the correct use of the word "literally" though

[@goldenrevolve5366]

The person filming this must’ve had to lay on the floor to get the footage.

[@wanderinghobo4917]

Yo, go easy on him, god damn!

[@jaredmorales2718]

or just point down

[@soup7917]

Full stooooop

[@LiTTleGaBi21]

you mean the ants filming?

[@rootabeta9015]

"Go ahead and attack me!" "Well if you insist..."

[@sparkachuanimation1579]

Guys Charlie’s actually 7’4” but the people around him are just literal giants

[@TheGlasgowGamer]

Sparkachu agreed lol

[@Goohizaus]

Not agreed not lol

[@thebeast5215]

You like stealing comments. It just so happens that the one you stole it from is right above you

[@thegodfather5152]

Yao Ming had to jump to high five him

[@notkingali1798]

The Beast shit up please

[@adrianc.6714]

Anyone else hear the woman say “Oh my god, I just wanted bagels” when bilbo got tackled

[@oldirtyjacket6462]

Bilbo 💀

[@snorcutter]

It's worse for him tho, he doesn't even have those banging curls that the hobbits are rocking.

[@bee2660]

bilbo LMFOAA CACKLING

[@Anita_Backrub]

Yes! Lmao

[@princejaxisblack8789]

That what happens when you go get something to eat in New York, something all ways fucks it up. I went to go get a chopped cheese from the bodega and then ofc there's a shooting right outside of it, then they close for like 3 hours

[@tropicalfather9491]

I know this was a tough subject for Penguinz0 discuss. I’m really proud of him for stepping up and owning his dwarfism

[@handoverthejewgoldkyle3321]

I'm quite positive he does not give one single shit

[@tropicalfather9491]

HandOverTheJewGoldKyle shut the fuck up, doofus. Nobody asked you

[@duran5293]

How tall are you

[@spooksonline]

Duran 2 light years

[@handoverthejewgoldkyle3321]

@@tropicalfather9491 You must not be very bright. I said Penguin does not give one shit about his dwarfism. Also, nobody asked you to type. So fuck yourself.

[@jasont7814]

1000 bagels in the background, “Allegedly occurred in a bagel shop.”

[@Mioujuujuju]

Ok

[@cannonsmith157]

"go ahead and attack me!!" ..gets leveled instantly

[@gamemage3009]

And you thought he couldn't get any shorter

[@TheArchetype91]

i don't know man that tackle was pretty wimpy if he wasn't 3 times the guys size i don't think he would have done much aside from make a fool of himself

[@seyedsohrabfarjami6165]

@@TheArchetype91 i think he didn want to fucking kill the dude

[@r2d2musk6]

That dude didn't need to tackle him, he could have just picked him up and put him on a timeout.

[@krispyhoe2126]

Alternative title: short man reacts to even shorter man screaming

[@jaredsabatelli2459]

Worst part is I like the hobbits voice He should of been a voice actor in stead of sexist fire hydrant

[@kevinboros7427]

@@jaredsabatelli2459 He could have played a fire hydrant in a movie. Damn, that would have been so cool.

[@---------c5741]

Height Is relative. If your tall in your country, you could be short in a different country.

[@BeengoVEVO]

5’ 11” vs. 6’ 0”

[@gautam483]

Haha

[@theworld7699]

5' 1" vs. 6' 0"

[@rehobalint1100]

5’ 11”: -virgin -beta male -gets drunk by drinking cola -probably drives a pink toyota prius (cause fuck hybrids amirite?) -tier 3 sub on onlyfans 6’ 0”: -absolute chad of a man -an alpha -blue Ford F-150 -starts the day with a bottle of vodka and still passes the alcohol test -calms babies by a stare -went through puberty at 3 months of age

[@rehobalint1100]

MMJ. Forst i’m 6’ 2”

[@kreysoh6086]

MMJ. Forst IM 6’4, BETA SIMPS

[@anonymousaccountuser8027]

I’m getting flashbacks to that one vine; “Can I PLEASE get a bagel?”

[@SuperFrankieOSX]

I WAS THERE THIS MORNING, HE WAS ARGUING WITH THE COPS FOR 25 MINUTES. ITS BAGEL BOSS ON LONG ISLAND

[@ajroman4387]

SuperFrankieOSX makes sense its long island

[@JaylanxYT]

More like small island

[@youtubeuser8547]

shoulda said Short Island

[@iiquailconsumer5248]

o h w o w

[@SuperFrankieOSX]

@@JaylanxYT stop that, itll get offended and try to take down New York

[@viktorofbearisland2863]

I would be mad too if I had to go walking around ass level smelling farts all day

[@vexxcon8125]

😂😂😂

[@animeslife2806]

😂 lmao

[@CPalanysamy]

jejejejejejeje :D

[@Durge75]

Hahaha thank you that made my day!!

[@chubbyanemone696]

@BENNY HILL ?

[@saladman420]

YOURE NOT GAWD OR MY FAWTHER OR MY BAWSS

[@deadpanduke19]

Ginger is a great album

[@saladman420]

Luke Schultheis agreed

[@saladman420]

Abdulla Saleh he sounds like a guy from a gangster movie

[@htoosaw9012]

Italian English

[@suxxbank132]

@@drewcfre1788 same lmao

[@ShepardDrake]

I always feel bad for this guy. I mean, on the one hand, yes he was being a collosal douche. But on the other hand, the fact he is so angry and passionate about it tells me that it is something that he gets made fun of for. I mean shit, I'm 5'6 and people make jokes to me about it all the time, I can't imagine being 5'0. Not excusing his behavior, it just makes me a little empathetic that he's probably been made fun of his whole life, and it bothers him.

[@claudius_drusus_]

He's not actually 5'0". He's really 4' 11" barefoot. But yeah, I think he has been treated poorly due to height. Altho this outburst and his misogyny are not ok.

[@l.s.d.5863]

Damn near everyone has been made fun of for something. We don't all act like this guy.

[@JohnDoe-ok8bz]

@@l.s.d.5863 lol this is different dude. The statistics for being this short are horrible. You can’t even standup for yourself that short as you’ll be immediately considered a joke. Very difficult to command any respect at that height. You’re only option is being the funny guy, cuz you won’t ever be the leader type.

[@bowlingking300]

@@JohnDoe-ok8bz And that's just... the sad thing about it... because there are so many labels you can get like "napoleon complex" etc... and what more can you do? But regardless of all that, we are all free to choose who we want to be, and people can joke all they want. As long as you know who you are. You don't have to be "held" to a label or statistic just because you're short. That is your power. You can be whoever you want, regardless of reputations, perceptions, or opinions of others.

[@bowlingking300]

I AGREE! I believe his feelings are valid, but his actions and how he went about it were all the way wrong.

[@HubbaBubba768]

Don't start a fight when you know your fists can't physically reach their face.

[@Tickerchicken]

He's gonna get a knee to the face before he can even reach someone's balls

[@theconsolekiller7113]

@@Tickerchicken True dat

[@mee091000]

TheConsole Killer LMAO I AM IN TEARS

[@Hirotara]

Alternate Title: Short dude roasts shorter dude.

[@devanshsingh3369]

Charlie wants to know your location

[@qwertyasdf4081]

Wdym Charlie’s like 11 foot bruh

[@Hirotara]

@@qwertyasdf4081 gunging.

[@jimhalpert9803]

Bruh Charlie is 69' smh

[@Hirotara]

@@Account-jn7xu weird flex but okay

[@thejackyep]

Mans got struck by lightning in Mario Kart :(

[@hoppybird6_]

Omg 😭😭

[@vaukest5888]

nah he was ran over with a giant shroom.

[@angelab2003]

Haha!

[@william...]

:((

[@notverybreathtaking3631]

Blue shell

[@DemocracyManifest]

I have a mate who's about 5 foot 5 on a good day and his missus is very pretty, there's hope out there, stay strong kings.

[@quaza_blaza]

This guy is a chihuahua in human form.

[@Mr.Johnny831]

Dead!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lorisscianna7209]

Jack Obrein sure....

[@LAGM69]

LEAVE CHARLIE ALONE!

[@no-xf2kp]

@@LAGM69 wait what, you do realise he is talking about the short bald dude?

[@no-xf2kp]

@Jack Obrein I like the name bagel man

[@otherside333]

His application was denied at the chocolate factory

[@blakelowrey9620]

At least he’s still a member of the lollipop guild

[@gorrilaboy22]

Guess it's back to the mines with him then Hiegh Ho

[@ViralXQ]

Hahahaha

[@epictitle]

Best one yet

[@jonasseorum5471]

Oompa loompa doompa Dee doo

[@andy_B_goode]

"It didn't occur to me till I was taking a shit and my feet didn't touch the floor!"

[@aaabbb8876]

Aɴᴅʏ B. Gᴏᴏᴅᴇ I hate it when my dick touches the bottom of the urinal it might just be a short person thing though *cough cough 7’7 cough*

[@josephstalin8337]

@@aaabbb8876 ok

[@unit38421]

If "You think you're better than me" was a person.

[@Alextheflykat]

To be fair, he literally lacks the ability to be the bigger man

[@aidensmith2601]

Bruh

[@TheCandlekane]

LMFAO

[@mackf.249]

Damn... That's tough

[@sungjin-joestar2579]

Yall gotta chill 💀

[@equintrinity8678]

Bruh

[@aperson4867]

He didn't tackle him. He simply laid down on him.

[@pedrojuan8050]

That's kinda gay, Jk

[@saladhands1127]

@@pedrojuan8050 hahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha 😐

[@aperson4867]

@Francisco Pereira I also believe that illiterate guys don't deserve girls.

[@aperson4867]

@Francisco Pereira I take offense to that as I identify as a tall midget

[@havuckofp]

@@pedrojuan8050 lmao

[@justwill2695]

"Excuse me can i get a waffle? Can i please get a waffle" Different video, same energy

[@oceanbacon2960]

Lmao exactly

[@joshwayne4284]

Can I take your order? Can I please take your order?

[@Thatsokayiwaswrong]

"I just wanted bagels"

[@Paladin1034]

Always one of my favorite vines

[@JustaComment93]

Old Charlie videos hit different

[@geniuskhan1337]

I call this the Chihuahua Effect: the smallest of a group is often the most aggressive

[@ranyl7744]

And here I am tall and skinny and I am the most aggressive in my pussy group of friends xD I think what you just did is just heightshaming and to be honest I feel for that guy. Especially when he already leaves and this beta fuck pushes him. That would have been it for me. After that shit goes real.

[@kristijandimovski410]

@@ranyl7744 "heightshaming" No dude,it's a real thing, read up the Napoleon complex.

[@ranyl7744]

@@kristijandimovski410 OK I ll research it

[@thelaughingman4791]

​@AlexGRFan97 the Napoleon Complex is a myth, it's only a "real thing" in the sense that flat earth is a real thing; it's a thing some people wrongly believe

[@williamkline2250]

Genius Khan Napoleon complex

[@lewchootrain]

Critikal walks in and says don’t worry I’ll protect everyone and starts winding up his fleshlight

[@damnbro_idc]

Slapping misogynists with slaying pussies. Truly poetic.

[@greenelephant1231]

@@damnbro_idc What the bigger guy did is assault and is punishable by prison time. Except of course in an s-hole like Long Island.

[@gunmetalleech8350]

Poor little guy just needed a nap and a juice box

[@Neopopulist]

Bullshit, my 4 year old is WAY calmer than this guy!

[@PLUNG3D]

Charlie wasn’t even mad in this though

[@bebopganymede]

Hahahaha

[@huntermatthews5919]

Neucore bullshit. 4 year olds are capable of throwing tantrums because you drew the spikes on their dinosaur wrong

[@iamaloafofbread8926]

Don't forget a apple too he likes that I'm sure

[@thekingsforge3261]

I kinda feel bad for him. He probably got so much shit his entire life for being short and this video is probably of him finally snapping

[@PatrickWDunne]

Yeah, I feel bad for him tbh

[@bawdydaram8114]

You shouldn’t, he’s a genuinely awful person.

[@BruceCruce]

@@bawdydaram8114 you say that like you know him haha

[@bawdydaram8114]

@@BruceCruce I’ve seen many other vids where he’s in. He’s like this to everyone. Always causing a scene and treating others like crap because of his own personal issues.

[@cros2069]

So many people get shit for all of their life. Most of them don't go around hating an entire sex.

[@upyoursdotcom]

"Oh my god, I just wanted bagels" Me too, lady. Me too.

[@armageddon_girl184]

CAN I PLEASE GET A WAFFLE

[@Jake-nq8kp]

The fact that everything is a little wider than normal makes it 10x funnier lmao

[@catguy4996]

It actually was originally filmed vertically, but the video was edited to be horizontal just to add insult to the injury.

[@demomoon1552]

He just has that wide aspect ratio

[@waldolemmer]

​@@catguy4996*square

[@seanhalperin6469]

"ATTACK ME" *gets tackled* guy: surprised Pickachu face

[@jackokeefe5310]

Pickachu is my favorite Pokémon lol

[@kiambo1601]

*dwarf

[@jonmcmann6811]

that was a bitch move for that guy to tackle the small guy i would have tried to calm him down because i feel sorry for him...hes a harmless little guy u dont have to tackle him

[@jackokeefe5310]

@@jonmcmann6811 to prove a point

[@seanhalperin6469]

@Jordan Sharpe im asian

[@dewey8831]

“I just wanted bagels”😂

[@soggycastella]

As a guy the same height as Charlie, I feel tempted to make a joke about this dude's height... but I'll be the bigger man this time

[@ozrich36]

That joke would really be below you

[@joshualaing9711]

Come on, have a little consideration

[@RaimsWitDaBigTaims]

man, you guys started making puns in short order

[@blossom2lit23]

guys these puns are really falling short, maybe take a small amount of time to think of something better.

[@williamfalls]

Probably would have gone way over his head anyways.

[@oranda26.22]

Holy Trinity: God My father My boss

[@walnuthead]

🙏

[@Drummersflow]

I thought he said my thoughts instead of my boss haha

[@JoeyCarbone_]

Ohh, I thought he said my thoughts. Boss is a little less fucking cuckoo...

[@hoax6726]

Silverpig59 Gameing same

[@josuearteaga426]

💀💀💀

[@JayKayEllEmm]

Plot twist: it’s just Charlie with a bald cap.

[@notkingali1798]

Boni Chodes 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

[@無名兄弟-i7m]

Haaa

[@jackmosgofian8816]

Doing some method acting

[@w00vz11]

but he doesnt have the signature shirt. i dont think hed change it even for an act

[@adrian3482]

The guy that tackled him: "Finally someone I can take attack with impunity!!" what a hero.

[@if7723]

He did literally ask for it.

[@EsmeeHulskamp]

"Go ahead and attack me big g-" *gets attacked The fact that he even said 'big guy' has me in tears

[@ingusmant]

Had the guy said "for you" 4chan would've exploded

[@RajonRondo33]

Esmee Hulskamp lmao “big guy” more like average sized person

[@0xstev3]

then later says he was 3 times his size lmao. hes unintentionally hilarious as fuck, aside from being hilariously short, which has to be maddening for him...

[@DerricktheWhite]

Lmfao

[@Max-gf7yz]

This dude is Danny Davito's character from Hercules in real life.

[@RareIsCrazy]

Dannu Davito if he was on a rampage

[@TheRealAb216]

I first about this on the radio and I thought it was a clip of Danny.

[@SonarTheBat]

It's Danny DeVito's new character: Angry Dwarf.

[@abbyreaves595]

Yooooo 💀💀

[@curbyour____9506]

Or Danny devito in general

[@noahtucker8491]

“I just wanted bagels” Dont we all

[@georgethejudge3256]

Noah Tucker Donut we all

[@ky6180]

yeah

[@filteredvitaminsubstance5302]

@@georgethejudge3256 funny

[@hephaestus_workshop]

That has the energy of the "can I get a waffle" vine

[@Lil-Stupid-]

I never had a bagel 🥯

[@Tikedup]

Charlie’s such a good soldier for saying he’s a whole foot shorter than he actually is👏

[@mksterfire7396]

He gets tackled by one of the tallest men he has ever seen: an 8th grader.

[@ethand.5937]

Mikelovespopcorn's Channel Nah bro, it’s the 7th grader from earlier, a truly formidable foe

[@ICON-11-]

😭😭😭

[@majesticface3631]

Dude has a bald spot

[@Bruhmoment-uv7ds]

Wildy Duce He was being a nuisance in public. He yelled at everyone and said that all women are rude. I understand him, because I am very short myself, but I dont think that you should really take it out on the women.

[@wasteyute1323]

Mikelovespopcorn's Channel Greg heffley

[@ebolachanislove6072]

live footage of tyler1 in public like this is incredibly rare

[@emmanuelfernandez1259]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@blake4350]

Fuck, probably his dad ☠️☠️

[@Duck-ex7ei]

When you said “he chest bumped the dudes nut sack” I died lmao

[@save.theducks]

Duck nurse quick, get the defibrillator

[@carlosdiaz9464]

Duck HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH LMAAAAAAOOOOOOO OMG IM FUCKKKING DYING HAHAHAHAH OMG I CANT FUCKING BRETH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT IM DONE HAHAHAHAA

[@guest-hi6zc]

Duck with the picturr 15 minutes can't stop laughing

[@ryanmclaughlin9041]

Bird gang gang

[@kingpoker7468]

I died though the whole fucking thing

[@Hypnagogiacia]

"I just wanted bagels" God, me too.

[@johnblackflag8746]

He says he's Five Feet but is then later to be confirmed as 4' 11".

[@eduardoa3165]

Jack Lindsay 4'12"

[@krakowski_6237]

12'4"

[@wickedworm008]

you have to consider the 2" on the sole of his toddler shoes.

[@richiemier915]

Nice profile picture! Close High is an underrated masterpiece

[@TheGatliff99]

@@richiemier915 The comment I was looking for!!

[@cgilby9925]

Remember Lord Farquaad? Well this is him now. Feel Old Yet?

[@theunholyviper]

He died via dragon

[@RareIsCrazy]

Shrek called him short so he took it out on the citizens

[@mrgreytea2598]

@@theunholyviper this is him reincarnated cx

[@theunholyviper]

@@mrgreytea2598 yay

[@ratbat1072]

Hes still pissed that both fiona and the dragon rejected him

[@Oscar-rl4wm]

It's not his size I find funny. It's more the way he said "you're not my dad!" And proceeds to act like a child who couldn't get the toy he wanted xD

[@PDXDario]

@@AK07THEBAND "life without you has been ruff" "KiNkY" Sorry if you don't get it your comment just reminded me of it

[@AK07THEBAND]

@@PDXDario lmao

[@quantumleap7964]

Remember no matter how bad your life got, you never ended up in a situation embarrassing enough for charlie to call you a protagonist.

[@n9nex19]

Charlie, if you don't stop being so self-conscious about your height and just love yourself, I will put your keyboard and mouse on the _top shelf_

[@diegeigergarnele7975]

As a short guy i love this kind of comments

[@zaphodbeeblebrox655]

@@diegeigergarnele7975 Yeah, same here.

[@daehkcidemos]

*imma steal everyone’s keyboards hehehehe*

[@DarkDyllon]

@@daehkcidemos i will take mine back, granted im 1,92 (meters) so i can actually pick it up

[@Serkong]

@@DarkDyllon odd flex

[@Ghost_Valravn]

Plot twist: he's actually 6' 3" and everybody else is +8'

[@weakw1ll]

Plot twist!: hes 18' 11" and everyone else is +19'

[@quaggies7013]

@@weakw1ll r/yourjokebutworse

[@zxenowc]

@@quaggies7013 r/ihavereddit

[@Neo2266.]

What do these numbers mean in units that make sense?

[@milk2672]

@@Neo2266. this “ ‘ “ (‘) is feet and this “ “ “ (“) is inches

[@lordcosby6364]

Don't know why the guy is so angry. He can literally go down on a girl without even bending over.

[@goodbye2you]

Lord Cosby probably eye level to so many nice tits and asses too. homeboy needs to learn how to look at the pros of being short instead of the cons.

[@lordcosby6364]

@God Himself If this man doesn't max out your Moist Meter, I don't think even God himself can help you.

[@9628-y8r]

Lord Cosby he’s so short he would be going up on her 😭

[@CreepergeddonTheGamer]

@@goodbye2you As a short man, being able to move through crowds easily as well as being able to do positions most can't is a definite pro. Idk why other short guys think it's so bad when it's honestly cooler being shorter than average height.

[@C_0_N]

@@CreepergeddonTheGamer It's only bad when you look at Tinder shit. And tinder is made to make others seem superficial. Other than that it's cool being short. Especially when your jokes are funny.

[@enigmadrath1780]

The fact that this man places his boss on the same pedestal as his father and Our Father .... Employee of the Month!

[@devil9457]

Thats sad

[@trvshhologrvm]

“sHUT UR MOUTH UR NOT GoD OR MY FATHER OR MY bOss”

[@adamyooz]

The only beings that can contain his power

[@mantrabeeg]

bwoas

[@samueljonathan6101]

This legit reminds me of that trans woman freaking out at gamestop. Substitute it is maam with SHORT MAN RAGE.

[@joske8523]

@@adamyooz also things on top of fridges

[@icedoutjj977]

I thought he said “or my farts”.

[@lalalarose8197]

Danny DeVito, as leader of all short people, would be ashamed of this behavior.

[@Spritevape]

Lalala Rose ur pfp brought back memories

[@organizm6907]

Denny DeVito's final form sacrifices height, but gives immense comedy talent in return.

[@DUMBOYCASTLE]

Lmfaoo!

[@staz_korragg7746]

Indeed, we must behave like gentleman

[@GordonSlamsay]

Look a clown fetishist

[@SquareNevada1]

Joe Pesci is already getting the rights to play him in the upcoming film adaptation

[@outcast566]

Lol. That would be awesome!

[@MiggySmalls714]

You think I'm funny?

[@Rude_Boi]

You think he's funny like a clown ? Does he amuse you ? Lol in all seriousness, Joe Pesci is taller than him.

[@thatoneguyjack2016]

comment of the year lmao

[@Unknownusername1004]

Nah dude Danny devito

[@Isaac_646]

I will never get over the "go ahead and attack me!" And the guy who tackles him just says "ok."

[@zefudismo985]

Without the hat Charlie is looking like a B-Tech Keanu Reeves.

[@hiddensinix2767]

Hobo Keanu Reeves

[@demoxna]

Obviously he does. Otherwise he wouldn’t have fucking said it.

[@KingKonamiLive]

I'm Duke Caboom Canada's greatest stuntman!

[@bhocolate6014]

@@demoxna LMFAO

[@jameslatini]

This is actually how 90% of men from Long Island act regardless of height

[@Ari-cs3td]

Damn

[@joshspiker]

Yup. People in the tri state area are very aggressive.

[@DR3ADER1]

@@joshspiker And lame too. So it's fitting and funny to see these clowns getting wrecked when they sperg out like this.

[@Nuevomexicano]

I'm telling Matt Sera

[@sunex579]

@@joshspiker can confirm

[@Just_Broskii]

I love that the woman recording says "I just wanted a bagel"

[@sprucewoodtree]

has "can i have a waffle? can i PLEASE have a waffle?" energy XD

[@based_mediumchungus1788]

I disagree

[@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah]

@@sprucewoodtree I was thinking of that video too 💀😩

[@LuckyGenesis]

Honestly that would be me

[@emergentevolution2000]

This video should be named. "a short guy reacts and exposes his dominant kindness to a short guy raging video"

[@zb1614]

Charlie's hair is weighing him down, cut it and he'll actually be 6'5"

[@zacharytabbert6745]

Zech Baker isn’t 5,6

[@notvelleda]

@@zacharytabbert6745 r/woooosh

[@kaslu6038]

yes just like t1

[@Ace-mx7rd]

Pugduddly There’s 3 o’s

[@watermelonhead6525]

@@zacharytabbert6745 dumbass

[@MLGOsiris]

This happened two minutes away from me. You can recognize that long island accent anywhere. Bagel Boss in Bay Shore

[@bippiebedd9122]

MLGOsiris yeah

[@bije277]

You could probably hear him from there, such a -short- distance.

[@fiiive2the5ix]

Ayyy I'm from bay shore what up!?

[@fiiive2the5ix]

Once I saw the inside of the shop I knew it. Used to go there for lunch in HS. Probably best bagels around. Also this kinda shit happened all the times, funny to see it here.

[@westlmao8130]

@Lord Waluigi ye it’s lit here

[@annme_87]

"I just wanted a bagel" lady is my favourite character in this whole situation.

[@vagrantclown]

Runner up to "CAN I PLEASE GET A WAFFLE"

[@CUBANIDAD]

She actually was the one whom set him off. When he ordered a bagel she asked if he wanted a "mini bagel" triggering the whole thing.

[@icywarhammer5003]

Lee Lewis beat me to it

[@TommyGun3131]

Women aren’t funny

[@creola2910]

@@TommyGun3131 You must be the same height as the little man, triggered by any occurance involving a female.

[@davidrodes3371]

Caught your channel by chance... Love your content!!! Like your views!!! Hilarious 😆!!! Now a subscribed member here Southern California!!! Peace dude!!! ✌️

[@KEYTV13]

The chest bumping nut sack part took me out 😂😭😂😂😂

[@isaiahtreacy3015]

Same

[@Tiltproof]

Same

[@GLDEagle]

Same

[@bbuuttercupp]

This dude is the real life George Costanza, it’s insane. The way he talks and freaks out at the people... got half a Seinfeld episode right here. “You freaked out at the bagel people?” “Of course I freaked out at the bagel people, Jerry! They were mocking me, I’m telling ya! Mocking me!”

[@hilmifurkanyask7]

Underrated comment

[@itssonotover961]

Nahh unlike this guy George actually embraces himself as a "stocky bald short guy with glasses" constantly throughout the show

[@bbuuttercupp]

Big Mood true, true. Maybe an even more miserable version of George then

[@bbuuttercupp]

Ryan Akwar my hours of watching and rewatching Seinfeld episodes finally paid off

[@potatopobobot4231]

George gets fresh puss almost every episode tho. WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY YOU KNOW.

[@fear4173]

I wonder if the staff talked down to this guy Hmm...

[@nickdrill2075]

Jesus Christ

[@swagtually]

Doubt they could even see him behind the counter

[@ellazychavito9222]

Just a guy who likes to comment yes yes they did

[@jeremy85]

well they certainly didn't talk up to him

[@johnmoreno6903]

Just a guy who likes to comment they called the ghost busters because all they heard was yelling but couldn’t see the person yelling

[@ksauce9580]

As a 5ft 3 man, I apologise for this mans behaviour.

[@tookthelead26]

That lil man was boiling. I woulda lost it if he went “Why I outta” with his lil Boston accent LMAOOO

[@cyruspowers6373]

Lmao "lemme atim, lemme atim"

[@Feteronii]

"Boston"

[@enzprintco.8625]

Ohh that’s Long Island all the way haha

[@AtheistGamerz]

I assumed Brooklyn accent.

[@antipsychotic451]

"ey ey EY EY EY WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? FUHGEDDABOUTIT!"

[@echoestoofar3953]

I saw this shit on Twitter and thought of cr1tikal. Dreams do come true

[@bountiful14]

then why isn’t my dad back from the gas station?

[@I_like_your_handle_Mister]

because I 8 him

[@whitehorsedown6499]

The Bagel shop should be off limits to meltdowns. It should become a Chapel to baked goods.

[@gabewilliams380]

Same

[@enemykiwami]

I approve of your pfp.

[@Michael041]

Gets tackled: Goes to equally tall person behind counter: You wanna go?

[@LJ01]

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. I'm disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've wasted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you.

[@Michael041]

@@LJ01 nigga wtf 😂

[@seymourbutts4191]

Luke Johnson okay. . . A simple “lame” would have had the same effect. lol

[@ElementlSynd]

@@LJ01 no way you type an essay on here get yo virgin ass out of here lmao

[@PhriendsySweetDreams]

@@LJ01 wtf tldr jesus christ bro nobody's gonna read your block of text

[@GrubbsandWyrm]

The goblin approaches. Roll for initiative. I give the goblin a Snickers

[@thebalkanbull]

“I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU SAY ELF ONE MORE TIME”

[@AYyMaNn09]

IVAeroVI underrated comment

[@LS_MAN]

" He's a angry little elf."

[@layschipsmarketing8562]

Ohhhh he’s an angry elf

[@Angelshark116]

@@LS_MAN "Look at you!!" *Drop kick*

[@InfiniteYoshi]

Charlie may be 5'6" but he radiates the prowess of a 6'6" alpha male

[@FinalFlashhGaming]

He's 5'6?

[@yourinamania2975]

@@FinalFlashhGaming did you not just watch the same video I did where he clearly said he was 5'6 ?

[@yiorn]

@@FinalFlashhGaming Charlie's mentioned a million times now

[@Double400]

@@FinalFlashhGaming saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah behi azadini w galal bugha faya qawmi hubu lidarbil kumah fa ima hayatun tasurul hudah wa ima ma'matun yughighul uda wa ima ma'matun yughighul uda saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah faqum yaw'faya lidarbin naja lilamdi saweeya nasudul ghuza wa narfa umajida wa nu'leh jiba abat antadila be ghairil ilah abat antadila le ghairil ilah saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah il al haqi haya da'ana lewa li sahil manaya be harbi aydah faman ma ta'minna fi dan an himah bi janati khuldin sayaghdu azah bi janati khuldin sayaghdu azah saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah

[@legokangaroo5010]

@@Double400 yes

[@Fuzzy_Barbarian]

I'm sure this man has been bullied and that's part of why he is how he is. BUT, when you're an adult, you're responsible for who you are -- you can't scapegoat anymore because then the question becomes "when does it EVER become your fault? When do YOU take responsibility for yourself?" It's the difference between a REASON for being insecure and an EXCUSE to lash out.

[@KO-sj1pb]

Fuzzy Barbarian I’m high and this comment is perfect

[@Novozymandiaz]

That's a philosophical question, since every person is the result of their surroundings, can anyone ever be held accountable for their actions? No one is born evil. Can you be held accountable for the fact that your surroundings turned you evil? Is every action pre-determined? Are bagels just shitty donuts? Those are questions we need to heavily debate.

[@starplatinumsteponme6203]

Why am I ?

[@shadowling77777]

Green Mango Short if tru

[@QuackousYT]

Shut up and be a pussie like the rest of us

[@shintogamer8176]

This guy just screams Italian, in more ways then one

[@gordonramsayslambsauce2519]

He looks and sounds pretty American to me

[@danch4663]

@@gordonramsayslambsauce2519 Italian Americans 🧍‍♂️

[@sonicheroesenthusiast6121]

@@danch4663 *d i s g u s t i n g*

[@aidennicoli1283]

Good thing it wasn’t in ihop “I’ll have the short stack 🥞 “ “Wanna step outside?!!”

[@juliefabio]

Ha!!!

[@waymundbean]

AidenNicoli WANNA STEP OUTSOIDE??

[@WitcherFreak]

You win KZbin today! 😂

[@aleksthedead]

ok edward elric

[@aidennicoli1283]

clayy phoenix ?

[@adamyooz]

“I just wanted bagels” Not if this tiny man has anything to say about it.

[@Sincielo]

Yeah okay but is that dimple from mob psycho?

[@VaunShiz]

😅

[@adamyooz]

Mark ONeill what in the hell are you talking about

[@EL-mn1pf]

Its a sad day when a full grown man can't sit down to enjoy his child size breakfast without being harassed

[@forsmanos]

This is a rare case of someones manlet frustration building for an entire lifetime being released at the same time.

[@hellotherefriend4249]

Watch the same dude walk into the same bagel shop with a shotgun and start clapping people.

[@flashorb2707]

Naw, this isn't a one time thing. He has a youtube channel in where he does something similar to this in every single video

[@MrCmon113]

Charlie is a manlet, that guy is a dwarf.