THE ANTIQUES FOR THE CHATEAU ARRIVE!

I have an incredibly hectic day at Lalande, simultaneously filming for British TV and receiving the stunning antiques that I bought on my trip to the Dordogne a few months ago! We also have the pleasure of meeting Vivienne and Isabella from ‪@ChateauLove‬ ...
The Chateau Diaries Episode 228 ✨🏰✨
Escape to the chateau with ’The Chateau Diaries’ 🏰
This channel follows the adventures of chatelaine Stephanie in her French 16th century home, the Chateau de Lalande, in the heart of rural France ❤️
We share our life in this ancient chateau in the heart of the French countryside, and show you the diy, renovations, crafts, cooking and gardening that are needed to bring a home like this to life!
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[@stephaniewilliams9469]

The tree guy is a professional BadAss!

[@jennibunny5719]

It was incredible to see the big tree fall down! And at the same time a bit sad… 😔

[@beverley1539]

COOLEST TREE SURGEON!! Yay NICK🐝Ontario Canada

[@valariebresee4450]

@@beverley1539 And love how he talks Ottawa Canada here

[@theresaromero2855]

What a highly skilled professional tree man he is! Very impressive, indeed! 👏👏👏

[@heidim6468]

I think Cat is missing her calling of doing standup comedy. She really has what it takes and I am sure some many people watching this know that.

[@Dr.med.GeorgeGrant]

The setting sun threw golden rays, a gentle breeze caressed the face. The sound of laughter stayed behind, rejoicing in some antique find. The fragrance of a meal cooked well, the cracking of a tree that fell. These memories linger and enchant, for they spell out Chateau Lalande.

[@carolinegooder7091]

Wow poetry!

[@ibosquez5238]

That's beautiful! ❤

[@AvaT42]

I love that❣️

[@trinitystarclararose7118]

That is so lovely🌈😊

[@trishradloff8817]

Perfectly lovely

[@michelelynn6914]

The transformation of the Chateau in the last year is breathe taking!

[@theresaromero2855]

It certainly is! It’s so rewarding to see!

[@browpetj]

So cool... this business model. And so natural with Stephanie and Co. A novel method of progress! Wow. We are all watching history in the making. For God's sake somebody record it on paper. Nothing like this has EVER been attempted before! I am ecstatic to say the least. I just hope I can keep up with this stuff. There are no comprehensive books on this kind of business acumen yet! :0/ I guess everything is still being sorted out... god, I hope the business guys don't miss this or somehow make sense of it later on like they did with other models. Maybe someone can write a book or something :0/ Its worrying and exciting at the same time!

[@alcssmith2090]

Cat is such an amazing singer, what a lovely voice, wow

[@beefrench3554]

Wish that segment was longer

[@sylviemacfarland8503]

@Carol Alex What is the name of the song?

[@sheilaghk6350]

It's called Beauty lives in me.

[@sylviemacfarland8503]

@@sheilaghk6350 Thanks Shelagh, but I looked up Beauty Lives in Me by Johannes Bornlöf feat. Jennifer Holm. It didn't sound like that. Do you know who sings it?

[@sheilaghk6350]

@@sylviemacfarland8503 Sylvie it's the one on KZbin with the black and white butterfly when you search for Beauty lives in me.

[@arlenaroche4960]

My goodness that chandelier and the lounge chair bathed in the evening sun was breathtaking! Imagine what it is going to look like when the room is finished!

[@lesserpoo]

Marie! Ha ha!! “Absolutely horrifying!” That would have been my response as well! Love her! 💖 It’s good to see Selmar… miss his presence in your videos!

[@elizabethmilner5955]

Imagine having beautiful Kirstie appear from the garden with lovely, fresh vegetables every afternoon! What a wonderful treat!!

[@TheVJTiticaca]

So true ✨Kirstie is adorable🥰

[@jasminaalm]

The tree surgeon and his son are rock stars !

[@paullynch277]

Stephanie the lime render on the base of the walls and turret at the front of Lalande are being ruined by the flower bed. You are introducing a source of constant moisture to that area and you need to do the opposite (keep the area dry) to protect the structure integrity of the walls. The lime render has already fallen off in many areas, but you can see clearly in this video that the render is very very damp. This will not only ruin ur wall structure if you don't remedy this urgently, but all interior walls will be damaged and your will end up redecorating. The correct way to fix this is to get rid of the flower beds and install a French drain with perforated plastic pipe all along the base of the wall and have the drain end up well away from the house. The wall render will need to be taken off and let the walls dry out for a few months before re-rendering them. Usually a solid wall dries at about 2 inches per month. Now is the ideal time of year to do this as you have the summer weather helping to dry the walls. Never inject the walls with damp proof chemicals and never use cement anywhere - only use lime mortar & plaster, along with a breathable paint and the walls will dry out on their own.

[@barbibutton9619]

I hope Nati or Stephanie sees this. You seem so knowledgeable. Is there a way to email them as this seems so urgent.

[@carolinegooder7091]

Does anyone have Nati's email for this news. Patrons please move structure issues up the list of projects. I know drainage was done in back and the terrace is being worked on.

[@TheBTG88]

Warned about this earlier as it was being planned, but to no avail.

[@SandraWarmbreath]

I hope you emailed this comment directly to the Chateau as its very important and I hope after all this time you have accomplished this notification. Thank you!

[@RosettaMaranos]

I’m with Phillip-making the right knife for the right cheese easy to see is brilliant

[@eileenlane787]

Wow I love the bench . That tree went down so exactly . That tree surgeon is a pro for sure . So nice to see everyone so cheery . Dan is doing amazing work and Kirsty.

[@elizabethchevalier7740]

I love the bickering over the cheeseboard!

[@christinevr7698]

I thought Philip’s stabbed cheeseboard was very exciting - and clear about which knife goes with which cheese! Also loved how Kat decorated it with herbs, plop plop go the bunches as Marie shows her the delicate placement of each individual leaf.🤣🤣🤣 Too funny!

[@michelerandall123]

That was a beautiful ending with Thor and Siv on the ledge, leaping down and walking together. I hope her eggs will hatch and nothing will disturb them.

[@carolinegooder7091]

Or was it Jillian? I thought Siv was on her nest.

[@keerak]

As a Swede I can confirm that pepparkakor and blue cheese is a thing! A glorious thing!

[@bipino4102]

Cat is one of the most beautiful people I have ever seen! She has a great sense of humor and brights up every room. She seems like such a delightful person to be around. I wish to be just as cool as her, when I grow up.

[@sallygardiner7150]

I want to be just like her, when I get younger....

[@beefrench3554]

She’s a star!

[@christinevr7698]

@@sallygardiner7150 😂

[@nancyjohnston5985]

It looks like Thor’s courting efforts might have worked!

[@Sgirl]

@@iambrenda7658 Ha! Yes! I said the same

[@carolinegooder7091]

I forget their names but Thor has two mates. Jillian and Sith???

[@Sgirl]

@@carolinegooder7091 But last we saw, Sif was laying on her eggs and the other peahen, Jillian or Gillian, is Thor's offspring, so not sure what the in-breeding issues are with peacocks, but that doesn't seem right 🤔

[@carolinegooder7091]

I thought there were two females with Thor before there were chicks.

[@Sharon-Me]

So many opinions about the cheese board and yet no one suggested that the fig jam should have been put into one of Stephanie's beautiful porcelain bowls:). It is great to hear Kat's voice again, she has a wonderful sense of humor.

[@Breanna.L]

Stephanie literally has inspired me so much since I have been watching from the beginning really. If it wasn’t for her I would t have started a small garden or got back into sewing. She just inspired me to just go for it and see if I can’t do it myself. If I fail, then I have learned a way not to do it. Much love from sunny Florida,USA💜

[@sammaybery3067]

A good drinking game would be every time Phillip says “Right?!” Or Stephanie “absolutely stunning”

[@TheVJTiticaca]

The complete Cheese platter scene, from beginning to the end death by cheese, the build up and everything in between. Brought me back to the golden age of BBC comedy from "are you being served" to Monty phyton and from French&Saunders to Bottom, absolutley fabulous! With The absolute elegant well timed drop of "Ornamental Leaves" 5:06 by Kat. She deserves a BAFTA for best real life comic relief action ever. Had me crying from laughter so loud the neighbour thought i was chocking.

[@mavep2855]

La Lande is alive with the sounds of music, buzz saws, peacocks, nature and lovely people. The Murano chandelier has found a perfect home and the new seating set too. I sure hope Matt can sort out the water system after all that work. Nice to see Selmar and hear he has happily relocated his camper van closer to nature and away from the Reno construction. Thank you Stephanie🙏🏻❤️

[@nancyalford8056]

How is the chateau shopping going for Steve and Sarah? 🤠❤️

[@AvaT42]

I was wondering that too. Nothing gets said and they don’t seem to go out anywhere, or at least don’t say if they have.

[@aceoline]

@@AvaT42 That is an odd expectation. The channel is not about them.

[@mcharlie260]

With the restrictions I am not sure how easy it would be. Maybe we'll hear more as things ease up?

[@jacquelinereynolds2934]

@@AvaT42 cant really know from two half hour videos a week 😂

[@carolinegooder7091]

Steve may be working on the 300 plus designs that Stephanie's father left to be scanned into a computer and made into tiles.

[@SB_McCollum]

Love you, Dan, but no sprinklers. Run some drip line in the morning several times a week, a good soak. Much more effective. Sprinklers on roses just attract fungus.

[@kmarch6630]

Sweetbriar McCollum. My exact thoughts. Drip line is so much more effective and less cumbersome.

[@gregtimm1]

Any idea what video the Gardners Tea Room is in?

[@amberalexander7756]

@@gregtimm1 It's from Dan's KZbin vlog "Escape to Rural France" and the episode is "Another Day at the Office- EP002" from June 4, 2021.

[@marymcandrew7667]

Wow, Cat has such a wonderful voice! I couldn't believe that wasn't a cd playing; can you please capture more of Cat singing like this, with the guitar etc...wow what a nice evening on the veranda. Lots of great parts to this video, thank you!

[@MissCrazygirlie]

This 30:58 is what paradise must look like

[@castelnou3531]

Je suis très heureux de voir nos amis Anglais apprécier la France et ses beaux châteaux , j'espère que vous passerez des moments intenses de joie et de bonheur dans notre doux pays , je vous aime aussi , un ami de France !

[@melodybecker2309]

In Colorado we get mildew on roses if sprinklers are used. Don't know about your area. Thanks for Sharing life at LaLande 💜💙💜

[@vickinoeske1154]

Oh my, the chandelier in your bedroom is exquisite.

[@endeavouringit]

yes

[@megankazukibuttons9334]

Actually I believe that was her office area

[@samirataubmann]

What a beautiful Vlog! Thank you so much Stephanie, even though you had so much going on, you still managed to enchant us once again! ❤️

[@mollylindsay1825]

Cat, I can't tell you how happy it makes me to have you back; you're so down to earth, real, easy, unfussy, and hilarious! Nice to have a normal human in the Lalande mix, lol.

[@mollylindsay1825]

(Shout out to my peeps Dan and Kirsti too ❤)

[@missywilliams2302]

I agree. She is so natural on camera and down to earth.

[@armymom8378]

The flower chandelier is my favorite thing in the chateau ! It's stunningly exquisite ! ❤

[@Supercharger2000]

Gingerbread, fig marmalade and aged cheese is such a treat. A midwinter classic. If you haven't tried it, do so. Might sound weird at first, but it all goes really well together.

[@BlinkFly]

That combination sounds magical, like feasting with the winter king himself.

[@annemiekewielinga7203]

Seeing the Dutch person bring in the accurate cheese knives makes me very proud….🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱

[@cathyhatfield5340]

Love the peacocks and beautiful music at the end!👍❤️

[@karenvilleda888]

Stephanie, that chandelier is out of this world. It’s one of the most beautiful I’ve ever seen!! It fits perfectly in that room. Goes well with the wallpaper too. Will you be using the same pattern for the renovation?

[@BordeauxLife]

Omg what a beauty 😍❤️ it looks like a gorgeous Murano chandelier ❤️❤️❤️😘 I can’t wait to watch it 🎉🤗🥰

[@hildaovalle1455]

It is a murano for sure.

[@hildaovalle1455]

Murano, I meant.

[@darbyking-maillot4105]

Best grilled cheese sandwich ever: Fig jam, Brie, thin sliced apples, sliced turkey

[@tyeteams7928]

I have so very much missed Kat! She just slays me. Lol.

[@karid.4371]

Everything is always so beautiful and fun, I feel like all of you are living in some come to life romantic comedy. You and your cast of characters are an absolute Joy to watch!

[@ARTEMISE31]

The most animated lovely video. Wow what a malhoosive tree & the Master of Tree's himself being quite a wee and nimble Manny. Awesome finds, adore the chandelier magnifique.

[@daniellereid01]

Nick the tree surgeon is worth his weight in gold. Amazing work! This vlog was just delightful from beginning to end. Full of humour and touching moments. Simply wonderful 💕

[@sallystites2946]

He looks like a modern day rock star pirate

[@daniellereid01]

@@sallystites2946 Yes! He does x

[@carolynshepherd4153]

There is something so natural and uncontrived about your videos. It is so refreshing to see this type of content online. 🙌

[@OhSoLovingly]

Request: an entire video of just scenes around the chateau. That ending scene with the peacocks is magic. Would give you a little opportunity to rest, too!

[@larryr.johnson3048]

The new chandelier in your dressing room looks like an indoor garden party all by itself, wow, so cheerful! Johanna Maine USA

[@samanthac5872]

The antiques are all beautiful (as always!) but that tree felling really deserved to be included in the vlog's title! That was truly impressive!

[@karencorcoran4628]

This vlog was so down to earth and real. Even with the exquisite antiques. The Chateau is really coming together. Family and friends all around.

[@annesheridan3502]

Its so exciting seeing how this chateau has come on and i love all the inhabitants and how they really welcome the guests. Love it!!! ❤️

[@normanshadow1]

So many beautifully, stunning moments in this video, it's almost overwhelming. It's inspired me, as a senior, to continue to fix up my humble room in a shared house.

[@davidzweck5446]

You are right about KZbin and lockdown I too hardly new it existed. Then suddenly having so much time on my hands and with the dross on tv, with lockdown I discovered I could live in Positano, sail around the world and Escape to a Chateau. Thank you and well done.

[@charlenelindsay2019]

You guys are an ABSOLUTE hoot !!! Love you all.

[@ShaheenKhan-xw3we]

What a joyful and colourful place ,spreading happiness and beauty, to all us watchers...making their lives worth living.Thsnks from the core of my heart Stephine

[@chloechalakani6933]

Jumping back in to the channel with the last lalande video I ever watched - two years later!! I can’t believe how time has flow by and how much I’ve miss this group of lovely people. I’m getting caught up as fast as I can. Much love from Maine - Chloe.

[@michaelt8727]

Incroyable! What more can be said of the Murano glass chandelier. I have to say that when Stephanie and Philip were discussing the placement of it in the loo, I cried out loudly, "No, no, no. It deserves a far grander place of honor" and, as always, you ended choosing the perfect spot. Well done. As for Nati's regal bedroom furnishings, who could help but feel like a prince or a princess sleeping in a room with Napoleon III. (I mean the furniture, of course.)

[@laboheme6386]

Oh my goodness gracious!! You are living the life!!😍🧚🏻‍♂️🏰✨

[@lindasteinhauer1951]

I love all the updates but this one was exceptional. Truly magical. Thank you Stephanie for sharing with the world. Linda from Wisconsin USA

[@goldengirl1212]

I only started watching youtube back in 2019.. when i got very sick.. and had to stay at home for 5 days...i think that was like back in nov 2019.. before the virus went crazy.. but yeah.. it only started getting like a daily habit only last year...life saver.. really. Thank you..i love watching your vlogs on french living...in a dreamy home

[@nicolecook5191]

What a gorgeous vlog! So much happening, the tree felling, the gorgeous seat made from the tree, beautiful food made by Cat-&also Cats presence it's so good to have her back! So much going on in the garden as well as the hanging of the exquisite murano glass chandelier, as well as meeting all your lovely guests. It seems the chateau has come alive again!🦚🌺🌻🌲🐌🦉🐿🦔

[@MsCookiemonster0]

Very enjoyable vlog. Would love to hear Cat do some singing on the vlog. She has a gorgeous voice.

[@bjstudio4865]

The vignette at the end, of the Peacocks playing in the setting sunlight, is beautiful. Thank you for capturing that moment in the way you did.

[@patdowney4984]

It is so good to see the chateau thriving again with your guests and all your helpers .I think the chandelier is the most beautiful I have ever seen x x

[@bonniebriggs1338]

The chandelier and tapestry chairs are absolutely gorgeous!! Love them! Would love to see Selmar's new camp site! Kudo's to the tree guy! Well done!

[@katehobbs2008]

Kudos. Not kudo’s 😁

[@carolehanrahan]

So many treasures in this video! The chandeliers, the desk, the chairs! I feel replete with so much beauty. What a life you lead surrounded by so much beauty, history and best of all, by friends and laughter. I wish I could teleport myself for even a day at the Chateau and I swear it would hold me over for at least a decade.

[@metropcs7560]

That huge tree, cut into a chair and then treated and varnished and glazed will be gorgeous and plant trees around it will be awesome.

[@albertpeckham8708]

NOW! There is a bonifide lumberjack! Marvelous!

[@SB-wq6nr]

“Could you say that this cheeseboard is cutting hedge !” LOL

[@letitiahansford307]

From cheeseboard chaos to a thing of beauty.

[@deadwasabi5239]

What a beautiful summer day vlog! Makes me wish I was there and the views are amazing! I am so happy that Kat has made it back to Lalande.

[@josephz9006]

I LOVE THE VERY ENDING WITH THAT SONG AND THE SUN GOING DOWN. BEATIFUL EDITING

[@amandaoosthuizen9065]

The chandelier brings new life to the wallpaper. It makes a lovely story in Stephanie's office a specially with the Philip part of the room.

[@dharper9332]

I was sitting on the wall at the end............in spirit. With the receding sun shining on my face. Thank you my dear I soooooooooooo needed that today.

[@gnarbeljo8980]

What marvelous pieces! That Murano chandelier looks like it always hung there, the petit point bergère, all pf it fits in perfectly with your color scheme and style! Marvelous video, so much beauty and creativity going on! The evening light, the song of birds ans frogs, and mr Peacock showing off his glorious feathers is all breathtaking…. Oh and that log bench, what a great idea! Who doesn’t love a magical place like that for a woodland pause and snack? So nice to comemorate such an old tree that needed to be felled. He IS something else your brilliant tree man! Those beautiful stairs from an old chapel would be marvelous in a library, in an outhouse or barn converted to a social space or should you build a tiny treehouse in the woods with a view for birdwatching and meditation near the lake. This was a delight to watch, must have been quite arduous in the heat! Love from Stockholm ❤️

[@kdean9537]

This was just an beautiful video! I loved @30:59 the song is so lovely...of course Thor & Siv a really beautiful ending to the video! Really glad Cat is back...she is truly a warm lovely person! Thank you so much for a wonderful video! Take care of yourselves, stay safe! Much love Kathy x

[@kellymyerson29]

Cat is my favorite, I love her spirit & personality

[@amandasavage8359]

I just blimmin love that chandelier.... Just perfect for that room

[@LauraLimniad]

Oof, so much gorgeous light in this episode. And of course all the gorgeous people too.

[@newday5]

Chateau Love nice to have you visiting !

[@jgracedavis]

Just looking at Selmar brings me peace. He is such a wonderful human.

[@mariatheodoulou9130]

What a beautiful chandelier all it needs now is a ceiling rose .

[@christinevr7698]

Yes ; that last line of that very pretty outro song “I wish it was me, every night”… Oh how I wish it WAS me sitting at that table on the patio eating delicious food with all you lovely LaLanders in the glow of a beautiful sunset. Sigh. 💕 please tell me the name of the song/singer. It was gorgeous Editing Stephanie! You have been inspired by that delicious chaise and your stunning chandelier. It is so YOU.

[@Melissa-fz9tk]

Beauty Lives in Me by Johannes Bornloff featuring Jennifer Holm.

[@christinevr7698]

@@Melissa-fz9tk thank you! I love that song. Going to add it to my playlist.

[@becky6739]

So glad to see Kat back. I’ve missed her dry humour more than I had realised. Very much like mine. Never let her leave again xx

[@teedee3834]

What a spectacular vlog Stephanie and you are being rightly rewarded with the number of new subscribers. It seems like just yesterday you were at 100k and already you are at almost 140k well done!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you so much for all your hard work and the artistry you put into your vlogs. I think your father is looking down on you and is so proud of your art in making beautiful vlogs and is saying well done daughter.Love To All!!!💖💞💖

[@dawnyockey1475]

You could use a clear resin like product on the bench. It will fill into the cracks and will make the seat smooth so no splinters! It’s a pricey product, but will harden and keep it from rotting for decades

[@zenaslarosa5930]

I had the most laugh in this episode. Thank you Stephanie. It’s been wonderful watching today. God bless all the happy Lalanders always.

[@rockyhrndz]

Lalande is magical!

[@oldheadcook]

I was feeling a little down, but I now have a smile on my face …..THANK YOU❣️

[@YeeHaa]

Loved this episode. Was like going back in time to Stephanie’s original vlog style.

[@jeanninef2110]

Stephanie, you ended the vlog on such a touching note. That song.....me now. I just lost a dear friend to ALS, the city is tearing up our street out front, they’ve ripped out our cedar hedge, had an argument with a member of my family and am feeling rather sorry for myself.....that song brought on the tears. May I know the name and artist please? Also Cat’s voice is lovely! I am so glad you caught this on the vlog! I

[@christinevr7698]

I’d love to know the name of that song too. Beautiful.

[@Melissa-fz9tk]

Im so sorry for your loss. Praying that God gives you comfort and peace through this! Grief can be incredibly difficult. GriefShare is a group that really helps.💜 I used the Shazam app to get the song title and singer's for you.🤗 Beauty Lives in Me by Johannes Bornloff featuring Jennifer Holm.

[@Melissa-fz9tk]

@@christinevr7698 Beauty Lives in Me by Johannes Bornloff featuring Jennifer Holm.😊

[@jeanninef2110]

@@Melissa-fz9tk thank you soooo much! You are a darling! Much love xx

[@carolinegooder7091]

Find support. I have lost half my family in a few yesrs and it helps. All my prayers to you.

[@conchitadelmundo569]

mari knows what she is talking about here. ginger snaps and cheese - especially BLUE. sounds odd, but an amazing delicacy!

[@wmomente]

The end - so magical.

[@mychristmasemporium5927]

Your chandelier in your bedroom is beautiful!

[@ccoeurjoli]

Ce chandelier est comme un joli gâteau de fête ! Précieux et gourmand ! Et cette Duchesse brisée a trouvé sa place 👍🏻 ! Hâte de découvrir la chambre de Natty ! Sur le vlog de Dan, j’avais vu tous ces robinets et je me posais la question “pour quoi et où?”… ingénieux ! Un jardin bien pensé 👍🏻 ! Je n’ai pas compris ce que le grand arbre abattu va devenir… un beau potentiel… 🌸🌸🌸

[@tfh5575]

omg this is how i want to live. in a dream castle surrounded by great people.

[@cathleencumpton779]

I absolutely love the froggy chorus. ❤️❤️❤️❤️👌

[@newfiekeith4322]

Chandelier in your room made me smile from ear to ear how can it not Thanks you

[@lydiaschicklin5978]

What beautiful antiques! So stunning! Thank you very much for sharing with all of us your adventure ! Please take care and stay safe ! Bisous from Alsace 😁😍😘🤗

[@fip62]

Fab footage of the tree feeling. Lovely to see Selmar again, I've missed him.

[@carrotravel]

The ending brought me to a tear drop.... beautiful and moving x

[@joconnor2717]

Your closeing shot bought tears to my eyes.heaven.

[@lauralaladarling3775]

Fabulous to see all the joy, fun and happy friends at the chateau. Cat is a breath of fresh air. Philip and Cat have a super sense of humour, loved the chunky herbs with cheeseboard and a the knives plunged into the cheese was epic 👌 Too much perfection can ruin a spontaneous moment. I adore Philip's desk and I think it's unisex🤗! All so exciting to see such stunning furniture arrive and the Morano chandelier is superb. My gosh, what cooks you all are, you could convert an out building into a restaurant. I do hope you see the post regarding the flower beds ruining your chateau foundation. X

[@alex0589]

Whatever you paid the tree surgeon, it was worth it. The bench is a cool extra, it’ll make the entry to the woods larger than life. P.s. has anyone tried to set Stephanie’s speed reading of patron names to a sick hip hop beat? Could be a hit.

[@TheVJTiticaca]

Oh yes open youtube on two different tabs in one you youtube search: Portishead Sample Beat in the other you set Stephanie on playspeed 0.75 and have summer night block party

[@christinevr7698]

My favourite is the last Lord Evicko Ordinatso? I have no idea … I’m quite sure I have it very very wrong but this is how I hear it and I always think - what a cool name!

[@dakm71moore80]

@@christinevr7698 Lodovico Zordanazzo

[@christinevr7698]

@@dakm71moore80 thank you!! Mystery solved!! Boy did I get it wrong!