The ARK Spider Review... Ark Survival Ascended

[@Justin-t1b6b]

Wtf is going on with the evil rubix cube and the empty threats on the beach? I need closure goddammit

[@ironbloodangel4112]

I think it's a long term plan

[@graveholmes7814]

​@@ironbloodangel4112 can't wait for it to have zero real repurcussions whatsoever because these chuckleheads can't play anything with actual difficulty.

[@joshuahill9793]

​@@graveholmes7814man half the fans here just complain all the time. Just enjoy the damn show.

[@graveholmes7814]

@@joshuahill9793 you enjoy it the way you want to and so will we. Obviously we still watch it but we just derive enjoyment in a way that you don't.

[@joshuahill9793]

@@graveholmes7814 it doesn't sound like your enjoying it.

[@Lobossumi]

"I need an otter to stay warm!" said the man with no hat, pants or boots...

[@druidigan3631]

dude... he is the pantsless bandit, he dont live by no rules, you otter know that... HA!

[@CaptainSkylocke]

Yeah like the rule of feeding your damn tames 🤣 ​@@druidigan3631

[@nishbrown]

@@druidigan3631 The Pantsless Bandit can break the laws of man, but not the laws of Nature.

[@davidsalisbury1688]

2:45 I feel like Simon's "All Leg Drive as a Feature" joke didn't get the respect it deserved.

[@PhobostheDarkOne]

Im one of the few that actually liked Godzilla 1998, but i was a kid back when it was released and it was my first godzilla movie...

[@squallstopher608]

My dog used to love it. I bought the DVD just to leave on for her when I would leave the apartment to run errands, come home and she'd be on the couch staring at the TV, getting excited everytime the lizards were on screen

[@dantevalkeri1600]

Godzilla '98 had its fault but it was a decent kaiju movie

[@mississippirebal]

Mine too 😂

[@DarthThel]

I too liked the Zilla movie, also got to love the fantastic cartoon that was made after it.

[@CrowbarOnline]

As a kid, I liked the animated series that followed it. I'm pretty sure it got poorly reviewed into oblivion, though.

[@jrm0601]

I was hoping there'd be a camera shot of an otter that just spawned in as they were leaving. Oh well

[@MacEriu]

Simon is now the Pink Power Ranger.

[@coachlombardi9657]

I was just thinking the same thing!

[@zackwalters8797]

1:39 That is my most favorite "Simon" ever.

[@JanaeSmith]

"was that my name?" - me when people say the word "today" in conversation X-D So many great puns this episode. All leg drive spider feature, Otter be otters here. The amazing new lewk for Simster

[@ZombieWarrior-u5n]

I'm waiting to see what happens with the black cube, not been seen in a while.

[@snevaeha]

Otters will spawn when a bunch of fish spawn. So the best way to try to get an otter is to kill all of the fish in the area.

[@christophergordon7377]

Fish massacre 😂

[@SonnyZ-c5d]

Bring out the dynamite 😂

[@msme6123]

Flash backs to screaming bunnies.

[@christophergordon7377]

@@msme6123 that's what I was thinking 😂

[@LuvMachine707]

And at lakes! Every Otter I ever tamed was in a lake or a river leading into a lake.

[@Faycelmett]

8:30 " do I need to harvest it" he said Oh my god what's wrong with you these people you've been playing this game for a decade 😭

[@TalentCaldwell]

I wish they’d set a goal for this series. Like building an island sanctuary and then taming every kind of animal to fill it, like some mad collector. Neebs, should take the lead on this like in the olden days.

[@TheGlitchyCorgi]

It's called "kill time till they actually release Ark 2"

[@Kakuretaka]

Any goal goes out the window the second Simon is around. Back when Thick44 was with us the 4 lads could work on goals as Simon messed around. A bit like putting baby in a pen while the adults worked. Watch Simon play and you quickly see he does nothing, gets lost, runs from fights and just generally drags the others down. Sons of the forrest he killed Appsro knowing the others held back. SoT he failed to read a book. Any game that has crafting he begs for stuff. Anything with survival meters he cries about water or food like in Raft. Honestly if I could edit out or had a skip button for every second Simon was on screen I would. Now I just tune him out. My brain sees pink and shuts off.

[@msme6123]

Maybe you shouldn’t watch them then. Simon is hilarious and one of my favorites. It’s a bit weird some of you take this whole very unserious series as serious as you do.

[@peterclarke7006]

​@@KakuretakaI like Simon. He reminds me that gamers don't have to be sweaty git-gud gamer-bros, and can just be normal people who don't shape their entire identity around how good they are at playing a silly videogame.

[@CaptainSkylocke]

​@@msme6123because they "hahaha they're incompetent thing wears thin after a while and it's Simon's entire shtick

[@VoreoSabrae]

Appsro & Neebs talking about the 1998 Godzilla made me sad, still one of my favorites. The behind the scenes of that movie are fun too. Lot more practical effects than you think. :)

[@TalentCaldwell]

I’m sorry but that movie really was really dumb. In many scenes it shows Godzilla’s roar blowing away multi-ton cars, but then when he roars directly into Matt Broderick’s face it doesn’t even blow his hat off.

[@psychosissafari]

I don't remember much about it, though I did purchase the CD single of 'Deeper Underground' by Jamiroquai

[@MajesticalHonky]

It's pretty terrible. It's not even Godzilla but a mutated iguana.

[@VoreoSabrae]

@@MajesticalHonky still a great kaiju movie, minus ones director even liked it for that

[@VoreoSabrae]

@@TalentCaldwell why you goin in to a kaiju movie expecting realism tho

[@NovaaSkye]

1:25 "We were EVEN and then ya did TWO!!" 😂😂😂😂 "Ya bootless short man" 😂😂😂

[@bigez2849]

Watching that 140 barry die hurt inside😂

[@patrickn3681]

Agree- that would've been a great tame for the guys. Still, at least Simon looked nice.

[@bigez2849]

@ fair enough

[@ironbloodangel4112]

It did but they can learn from the loss

[@wzrdlzrd2dagzrd885]

@@ironbloodangel4112 theyve had plenty of time to learn ark common knowledge and when i say plenty of time i mean YEARS.

[@Ambivadox]

It was too high level to be a neebs tame.

[@capitalPz]

“All-leg drive” gets zero reaction from Dora?!?

[@nm11111111able]

I love that Capernicus found his voice and speaks up now!

[@TheGlitchyCorgi]

Damn, that beach really looked like prime otter territory

[@Urbanninja43]

The call-back 🤣🤣

[@NoahChinnBooks]

Introducing the new Pink Ranger...

[@GryphonD]

The Jumping Spiders are very cute.

[@Littledog0808]

Bird don't care about the train! Train gonna be used to transport materials and dinos in the future

[@thelildeadpope911]

Capernicus needs a big brother, like the big new chompy gator. Their one of my favorite of the new dinos

[@patrickn3681]

Which of the guys is gonna clear an area around a deino, then run up to it's face to throw food at it? ... Then again, Dora did tame a thorax spider, so not impossible. They rarely go beyond the basic KO tames though.

[@teutonicknight23]

@@patrickn3681I mean they tamed a drake and bloodstalkers, they can do it. It will be painful and funny to watch.

[@joek81981]

I think the best thing about the 1998 Godzilla was when they asked Rage Against the Machine to write a song for the movie, and the song basically says, "this movie is trash and you're a dummy if you like it". And they kept it in. "Great work, Zack, print 'em up!".

[@FlintSparkedStudios]

Lmao

[@darrenpellichino2923]

Simon collecting citin to make armor feels like your baby boy growing up

[@bradleyherrera2062]

Happy Holliday's ya filthy animals ❤

[@IaIaCthulhuFtagn]

Sarko's would be so bad if they could fly. Could you imagine them just pulling you off your flying mount and dropping you to the ground.

[@tazstidson4231]

... That sounds suspiciously like a Wyvern to me.... 💜🐇

[@CaptainSkylocke]

Isn't it Kapros that have the grab?

[@hinatu5075]

There are so many things I wish I could tell them during videos, like oviraptors aren't harmful, like mating doesn't have to have wandering enabled lol after how many videos? they still don't know some of the basics lol

[@llionpowell5456]

Build the "gene scanner" and use it to track creatures such as an otter

[@nopenah5681]

Simon looked like a pink highlighter

[@vincentnorcross1403]

You should take that spider to abberation... for one day, it works great there

[@jofi4580]

Them going to Aberration is the only thing that would make their ARK series interesting again. This game is spent.

[@drd675]

@@jofi4580 Even then. I don't know how they play it still. I loved Ark, a decade ago, and now it is tiring

[@foxmattyj]

been thinking of this for a bit but Thick rap from your Ark Survival Track for and outro 🔥🔥🔥

[@JanaeSmith]

I wonder why we don't hear it more often. Like maybe they made it for the company?

[@nashobasipokni3628]

Appsro blowing his armor off is priceless 😂

[@tazstidson4231]

Appsro's Anger management... Lol. .. Thick would be proud... Blowing your own armour off... Awesome. 😂

[@toddbruce6233]

Love me some ark Saturday

[@PasqualItizzz]

Is the chitin armour "poop flap" a standard Ark Ascended feature or did they mod that? ... either way it's a dark day for humanity

[@ReleasedHollow]

It's the base game. Yeah, I takes me for surprise when I see it too.

[@meoff7602]

They do poop once in while out of no where.

[@lahayestudiofrqc8708]

You guys need to create yourselves a fictive anthagonist (villain) that we never see.

[@gent_Carolina]

*fictitious antagonist Time to stop following Appsro's alcohol diet. 😉

[@pauljanetzke]

Ah the classic, "I don't have to outrun the raptor, I just have to outrun you."

[@nm11111111able]

I NEEDED something and I FOUND it!

[@joshuastanton6731]

The “not chopping” up their kills seems like first year Simon and Dora! 🤣 Never change you guys.

[@kendotek9414]

My Saturday morning cartoon!

[@recognize218]

Lol the 98 godzilla!!! I just watched that on tv like 2 weeks ago haha oh and Diddy made the theme song for it hahaha

[@joelwehrli8628]

Noted: don't p!ss off Apprso, he'll C4 your house.

[@tazstidson4231]

... Jeffrey... And The diving boards at Culo Del Mar.... 😂💜

[@ChibiTheEdgehog]

I love the Neebs crew loving the Sarco. Its one of the 1st Dinos i tame

[@MrPhooey442]

Appsro blowing his clothes off with the explosion was perfect.

[@marcsantos4499]

Great episode! Appsro blowing his clothes off is reminiscent of old cartoons doing the same thing

[@dneennen]

Now we need art of Appsro blowing up the house and the shockwave blowing off his clothes!!!!!!

[@snowandlightsmusic]

0:36 "i was just building for safety" he says, as the camera shows a clear hole in the wall big enough for a trex to attack through...

[@arthasmenethil9957]

They're hunting Trillobites. For Chitin. They have Argentavis and they're hunting Trillobites for Chitin.

[@sotark_aivir7568]

Lol they don't really know tame abilities very well. They really don't know much about the game at all actually. Love these dorks

[@tonyt3955555]

it would be nice for them to figure out the island has really cool caves and actually get off the beach

[@colinhodges5679]

If only he could fly.... Just like that elephant in the circus who wanted fly. SPACE MAMMOTH

[@gent_Carolina]

(*Dumbo lol)

[@mrgibbs26]

I want everyone who watched this to go back and watch their rag Supercuts. The difference between Simon then and now is crazy. He makes his own things and repairs them!

[@diamondpost7938]

Nice look but I miss Simon's hair.

[@FlintSparkedStudios]

19:08 someone better animate this moment. Appro’s armor flying off his body included.

[@thet-bone6628]

Happy 400th Ark Video

[@filmandfirearms]

At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if Simon forgets how to walk next. Every single game they play, you kill something, then you harvest the body. It's survival game 101

[@haydeneely]

18:38 the turtles in the background !

[@wyliebutler9570]

Yes just woke up to Neeb’s gaming And dorra I think you’re talking about four on honor

[@Troldefar94]

Neebs find of the day: A floater

[@Barllyaquatics]

These episodes are getting so short

[@tlpn9977]

Not seen a trilobyte for ages they both flew past one hillarious :)

[@ziplockcreations2313]

Being reminded of the 1998 Godzilla movie, while watching Neeb's Gaming videos, was not on my bingo card. Now all I'm thinking about is the "That's alot of fish!" scene.

[@artsysabs]

Oh fresh video

[@teher1k]

Appreciate what the Ark gives you - sure you head out to find an Otter but a 140 Bary has been summoned instead. Take what is offered.

[@zogre2]

They need a gene scanner since they have Bob's Tall Tales if one of them is high enough level to make one. If you have a gene scanner you can hold the R key to bring up the option to track specific creatures, in this case otters.

[@spottyboi024]

Appsro just randomly grabbing that C4 and blowing everything up reminds me of Chevy Chase from the Vacation movies, I'm not sure why but I was just laughing so hard watching him blow everything up. "And fuck your pier" 😂

[@Tagerrun]

Yes Simon you need to harvest them. You should kill them with your argent next time and harvest with it. If you leveled that birds melee it will get way more of the resource!

[@yankeegmen90]

Simon looking like he's about to run a carnival booth, but still looks good.

[@wzrdlzrd2dagzrd885]

turd in the water cracked me up xD

[@autisticgamer24]

Gah dang Simon looks very dapper in that outfit!

[@voxkine9385]

“You wanna go through that -- again?!” What? Watching you eat mushed bugs for an hour? Yes please!

[@swamppride]

A hippie, a dandy, a goat annd a bandit walk into a bar.......

[@gent_Carolina]

Is DORA or NEEBS the "goat"?

[@swamppride]

@gent_Carolina talking about the goatee, Dora has that big lebowski vibe going

[@tigrecito48]

i think the reason SImon goes straight to the pervy conversation is cos years ago, Dora, Thick & Appsro used to go immediately to the pervy talk... so Simon would then try to join in.. problem is, those guys gradually stopped doing it and Simon kept going...

[@charlesyoung7689]

Great show guys!!!

[@101ranginui]

Simon unlocked the P.I.M.P. achievement. He just needs the Magic Stick 😂😂

[@mymountaindew1]

Dora need to jump that spider off the top of the volcano lol

[@antb2340]

Turtles have something that works as kittling or however you spell that

[@gent_Carolina]

They have Keratin, according to Ark, which is equivalent to _Chitin_ afa ik. 🙂

[@xFukairix]

​@@gent_Carolinaworks on everything except chitin armor, that needs to be exclusively chitin

[@michaelmacleod6517]

Good to know Appsro hasn't lost his love of blowing stuff up for no reason.

[@TheRealPhantomWolf]

Also Dora you can shrink those spidies down and put them on you wrist and use them as a web hook like Sprider-man

[@LuckyArmpit]

Simon is officially the best dressed man in Ark. 'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man - ( ZZ Top )

[@sincerelyluka]

"All leg drive" 😂

[@muhrlyynpendragon3635]

Did anyone notice at 18:37 the turtle was behind Neebs swimming in the dirt while Apprso was looking for it where Neebs had last seen it?

[@vileyj6258]

1:10 Appsro's skin shorts are freaking me out.

[@feralprocessor9853]

Straight away, ON THE WINDOW, ON THE WALL 🎶

[@tigrecito48]

A song for Dora and his Spider, regret: Pounce, come on pounce Pounce come on pounce I slam the door (boom) When I come into the bedroom (wham bam) 'cause i'm the king of the castle (na na na) Turn me on turn me loose (come on come on) Try to hit it It's a hassle Come and get some of this Don't forget innuendo Play me like nintendo Never let go Screaming so loud You'll be hitting the crescendo Doh ray me fa sol la te doh Chorus: Come baby come Baby baby come come Come baby come Baby baby come come

[@Icanlogonnow]

That Godzilla movie is my favorite of all of them even the new ones lol

[@CaptainSkylocke]

Some people like terrible stuff 🤷

[@Icanlogonnow]

@CaptainSkylocke Dont know who youre talkinh about cause it was an amazing movie.

[@CaptainSkylocke]

@Icanlogonnow said nobody ever

[@gsmith478]

Perfect missed opportunity when neebs swum up on that turd. Shoulda yelled DOODY! And run away.

[@0Bratty0Bunny0]

The Spider that Dora tamed will forever be known as Spoods Mcgoo to Me!

[@soapman2078]

Just so y'all know theirs a mod that makes the cost to build the train tracks and trains far cheaper. They is also another mod that lets you adjust the speed of the train.

[@jonahpehl2606]

At the end you can see the magic turtle swimming in the sand by the trike behind the log

[@welds8424]

Perfect excuse to slack off for 20m at work

[@jasonmanystrings]

Solid twist 11:45

[@JL-go3]

Lol, poison Godzilla. The guy shooting Nuclear powered energy beams from his mouth.

[@troylange5838]

I'm convinced Simon must have Left his crayons in the sun on numerous occasions regardless of what anyone said.❤😂

[@thomasbecker9676]

What's the point of having alphas in the game, if they're everywhere? At that point, remove the alphas and just raise the difficulty of the game, Wildcard.

[@psilovecybin5940]

Some people play the game as intended and have to farm alpha loot tributes...

[@thomasbecker9676]

@@psilovecybin5940 Alphas were never intended; Wildcard added them when sweats complained the base game was too easy. Now alphas seem to be more common than non-alpha dinos, so what's the point of having a distinction?

[@HallyVee]

Remember that many servers do regular wipes and have 70 people at a time grinding levels for themselves and their Dino armies.

[@madmonky]

Most of the game is balanced on 10 to 40 players so they don't live long enough to be everywhere . But this is 4 people spawning multiple points on the map and just ignoring them and then reloading the map area after more Dino's die it's a rare spawn of the creature so say 100 raptor die 1 will respawn as a alpha so if you are running around killing things but not alphas they do build up

[@HallyVee]

@madmonky only 40? aren't official servers 70 at once? Which actually ends up being like 500 per day ?

[@johnnyr2646]

Vikings and Samurai existed a few hundred years apart with the Samurai being the more recent of the two.

[@nated.2184]

Dude! Mad banjo tooie flashbacks with that intro!! 👍👍

[@FluffyBusch]

I'm so blessed to be alive in a timeline where Simon is becoming the best gamer of the group.

[@Kakuretaka]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. *deep breath in* AHHH HA HA HA. NO I wouldn't trust Simon to build a thatch hut for a dodo. Simon couldn't find rocks on a mountain. Simon couldn't get wet if he fell in a lake. I'll rematch this tomorrow and time stamp every stupid thing he does. For now, Skins. He didn't just say " oh yeah I don't want one " he had to be reminded they where a thing.

[@CrowbarOnline]

Many episodes later, we still don't know who's leaving the mystery structures. I've got a blue obelisk at this point.

[@d_wenz3431]

MAKE A GENE SCANNER! No more waiting for otters to magically appear

[@grassy-qb6qc]

I think the guys need to find some new games they seem burned out on ARK.

[@reidsb78]

They need to be taming those Baryonix. They are amazing mounts.

[@chuckzgrl]

Simon looks so dapper ❤

[@Psycho_Bunny_69]

Love your videos would love to see yall play the raft again with the final chapter being out :)