The Art of Annoying Your Wife: A Master Class

[@bradleystarcevich2758]

Absolutely your best upload yet. Fantasticly hilarious 😂 ! Loved it!

[@oldmanthingspipes]

Hey thanks so much. Really appreciate that

[@paul5403]

You are the funniest bloke on the internet. I've never been married, i managed to body swerve that one . I'm absolutely positive that women do the same stuff to us too . Little things like never being ready on time and taking forever while shopping used to drive me up the wall . Let's hope you're wife doesn't see this video.

[@oldmanthingspipes]

Ha! Cheers Paul. Gave you seen my “old coots theater” channel. And I think you’re right

[@paul5403]

@oldmanthingspipes no not yet but I know I'll get round to it soon .

[@EDICKINSON-rv5im]

My friend, I watch your videos religiously, such a joy. I sent your video to a few friends, and they thought it was hilarious. Wonderful...keep doing what you do and enjoy yourself...it makes us all laugh and feel much more human to enjoy it with you.

[@oldmanthingspipes]

Hey thank you so much. This really truly made my day. Thank you!!

[@missworm]

I love rewinding your laughs and then listening on double speed. You sound like woody woodpecker 😆

[@oldmanthingspipes]

Haha. I’ll try it too :0)

[@spikeherbert391]

Great show, Mike. I’ve been married 42 years, and I could add a few more. It’s a skill you gotta work on.

[@oldmanthingspipes]

Ha. I’m sure you could too. Ha.

[@simonmartin5284]

Mark, you've got to give some sort of precursor when you're doing one of your comedy vids. At least I could try and prepare myself. My face hurts. Absolutely love it when you do that. Thanks for the laughs mate. I nearly gave myself a hernia. 😀😁😂😊😀😁😂 see you soon bruv ✌😎.Si.

[@oldmanthingspipes]

Hahaha. I’ll try and remember next time. Ha. Cheers my friend. Really appreciate you watching

[@OldAdirondackCodger]

You're lucky I didn't watch this in front of my wife. Try this one when she’s dressed up to go out and asks you “How do I look?” Say: “You look fine……If you want to look like that.” It doesn’t matter how many time you do it, it still gets to them.

[@oldmanthingspipes]

Oh man Steve. There’s somethings I’m not sure I’d even do :0). Thanks so much my friend. Mike

[@missworm]

Whenever Mr Worm asks how he looks I always say “great,” and then I mutter “comparatively”. Gets him every time.

[@oldmanthingspipes]

@@missworm haha. :0). Trust me linda gets more jabs at me than I do of her. :0).

[@Hoosier.Friend]

I knew I’d love this video the second I saw the title. And it didn’t disappoint! LOL. I am definitely a member of this club. Sometimes my wife’s cell phone is on the kitchen counter and I’ll stop and move it 3 inches…then keep walking. Drives her crazy! I also say “hey, remember that time” on stuff we did the day before. She’s like…”yeah that was YESTERDAY!” And I’ll say…”yeah, that was fun…I just thought of that.” Drives her bonkers. Thanks for sharing! I’m going to go wash a grape.

[@oldmanthingspipes]

Haha. That’s fun. Thanks Pat :0)

[@renatovacis8114]

Buongiorno MIKE volevo scrivere qualcosa ma non ce la faccio sto letteralmente scoppiando dalle RISATE😂😂 sei una mina vagante💣TROPPO FORTE👏 mi sto gustando un bel bicchierino di SHANKY'S WHIP,a proposito sono stato a cena da amici e ne ho portato una bottiglia e tra una fetta di torta TRENTINA con marmellata di mirtilli preparata da mia moglie,in dieci minuti ce la siamo scolata tutta....molto apprezzata da tutti.Vorrei continuare la chiacchierata ma non ce la faccio mi sto ancora sconquassando dalle risate col tuo esilerante filmato.Uno spassosissimo SALUTO a TE e FAMILYalla prossima Grazie 🤩🌬️😂👍🖐️

[@oldmanthingspipes]

Oh that’s so funny. I know I laughed so hard making the video I had a headache for the rest of the night. We have about a half bottle of that still in the fridge. I’ve seen a coffee mug of it online but never have seen the mug available to buy. It looks so neat. I’ll continue my search. Cheers my friend. Really appreciate it Mike

[@renatovacis8114]

GRAZIE MIKE BUONA SERATA👍👏🍻​@@oldmanthingspipes

[@oldmanthingspipes]

Same with you

[@68sawgunner]

I used to visit the Milwaukee Zoo every summer as a kid. Samson was always my favorite to see. When I want to annoy my wife I act like I can't hear what she is saying. Every time she repeats herself I keep saying what did you say? Boy does that make her mad! Great video Mike.

[@oldmanthingspipes]

Oh that’s fun. Do you remember the machines that would make the wax animal for you

[@68sawgunner]

@ wow! Yes I do

[@swedelindstrom758]

Love your your laugh!!!

[@oldmanthingspipes]

Haha. Thanks my friend

[@NorthwoodsAmerican]

You’re awful!!!😂 Thanks for the laughs, I needed that.

[@oldmanthingspipes]

Lance my friend! It’s so good to hear from you. Cheers buddy

[@NorthwoodsAmerican]

Thanks Mike. Yeah I quit smoking late last winter and am on O2 supplementation 24/7 since June so I don’t watch many pipe smoking videos because I miss the pipe. I do still enjoy a dram of that fine Glenmorangie once in awhile though! Thanks to you, and I have 3 bottles on order as I type this message. Hope your Summer was enjoyable and you have a nice winter to come. Sorry about your Tiki bar. Your friend, Lance

[@oldmanthingspipes]

@ oh man Lance. I’m sorry. Behind the scenes I’m not doing well health wise. Life right

[@NorthwoodsAmerican]

Thanks Mike. I’m sorry to hear that about you as well. Life can sure be cruel to some of us. I just realized my comment notifications were turned off somehow (I didn’t do it) so I had to go back in to see your reply. Still be nice to meet someday. I’m having a coronary angiogram done and a possible stent put in my left heart tomorrow so I hope that will get me off the oxygen. Never realize how invasive and annoying it is to be constantly teathered to an o2 hose until you are. Take it easy my friend

[@Eijor_Pip]

This was awesome. I laughed because I do a few of them. Have a great day.-Eddie

[@oldmanthingspipes]

Hi Eddie. Thanks so much. I think we all do somethings sometimes :0). Cheers my friend Mike

[@gregb8824]

You were on point tonight. Very funny stuff. Your wife puts up with a lot! Patience is a virtue and your making her virtuous:)

[@oldmanthingspipes]

Haha. Cheers Greg!! You are so correct:0) ha!!

[@jespiping]

Tip of the hat to ya😁 "thats not my hair, it's your's"! Hahaa🤣🤣🤣 I remember Sampson! For a school field trip i remember getting a squished penny from the machine by him. I thought it was so cool that my flattened penny had his name and image on it. Great vid Mike! Take care 😊💨💨

[@oldmanthingspipes]

Oh neat! Remember the wax animals you could get from the machines as well? Thanks so much for watching

[@jespiping]

@oldmanthingspipes I do now that you jogged my memory!😁👍

[@oldmanthingspipes]

Haha. Great

[@ronaldpoppe3774]

Mike you are the Master. I am sure you are good at annoying your wife. My favorite thing to do is when the wife says or asks me something I act like I heard something different like if she says " did you move the chair?" I will say "did I eat a pear?" And then she will always say you need a hearing aid. 😂😂. I do it all the time with a straight face 😂. I hope your wife doesn't watch your videos 😂. Cheers Ron

[@oldmanthingspipes]

Hi Ron My wife gives it right back to me :0) she actually picked the title for me. Ha. I do that as well Thanks so much my friend Mike

[@thedreadtyger]

astounding. "Sometimes they get bored."

[@oldmanthingspipes]

Ha. Thanks Richard so much for watching. So honored

[@algonquinbriar5647]

Hello Mike. Too funny!!! 😂😂😂 We are so like minded. I love it. Thank you for sharing once again. Be well old mate.

[@oldmanthingspipes]

Cheers Pierre. Thanks so much. And yes we sure are :0)

[@Smartiebob317]

😂😂😂Mike you are too much tonight. I can’t stop laughing. I see a road trip in your future. 🎼On the road again. 🎼 Sing 🎤 it Willy.

[@oldmanthingspipes]

Haha. Thanks Bob. I’ll be on my best behavior or she’ll make me turn the car around

[@michaelpage4199]

Just love it. I do the same things. Lol

[@oldmanthingspipes]

Haha. Great. Thanks so much

[@SonoraSlinger]

I subscribed before watching. The title just called to me. I'm smoking some Peter Stokkebye English Oriental Supreme, out of my Savinelli Alligator green Poker. Sweet smokes brother

[@oldmanthingspipes]

Hey thank you!! Glad you enjoyed and happy to know you subscribed

[@PorkChopPiper-ln4uw]

Ah ha. I always said telepathetic instead of telepathic until she actually started using it herself until one day a friend of hers at work set her straight. She came home that night a punched my shoulder and told me that I was pathetic!

[@oldmanthingspipes]

Haha. That’s great

[@StamperTamper]

Oh, snap! I haven’t watched yet, but had to comment. 😂😂😂

[@oldmanthingspipes]

Haha. I’m still laughing for the video :0). Cheers Scott.

[@StamperTamper]

@@oldmanthingspipesYou think you get away with it! 😂😂

[@oldmanthingspipes]

@ ha. You might be right :0). Ha!!

[@yusufsayed1583]

Good Morning 😊 Lovely Pipe 😍 Hilarious About The Kid 😂 My Wife Hums A Lot and I Make up Words To Go With it , All The Wrong Words 😂 Sometimes its Fun To Annoy The Wife , Keeps The Spark Alive 😂 Thanks For Sharing 👏🏼 Have a Wonderful Day and Happy Smoking 🌬💨💨 Greetings From South Africa 🇿🇦

[@oldmanthingspipes]

Thanks so much Yusuf. I had more fun making this one

[@OscarSanchez-317]

I got my wife really good, just after we were married. We were visiting Washington DC and were crossing a busy avenue. Naturally, we used the crosswalk. I went first. As soon as I stepped into the crosswalk, I started waving my arms over my head and cursing and carrying on. As she stood gaping at me, I stopped, turned to her and said very dead pan: "It's a crosswalk." She told me I had lost my ever loving mind😂

[@oldmanthingspipes]

Haha. Oh that’s so funny. I’m laughing as I’m typing. Cheers for that

[@briarreport8408]

You should give a TED Talk on the subject.

[@oldmanthingspipes]

I’m not cool enough for TED. I’d have to wear tight pants etc etc :0). Ha!! Thanks Phil.

[@mrjim12miller]

No. 11 Whenever a guy mentions his Mother In Law at say a party, I tell everyone that my Mother In Law is fantastic, it's her daughter that has issues.

[@oldmanthingspipes]

Haha. That’s a good one. :0). Ha! Thanks for that

[@Stillypapabear]

#2 😂😂😂

[@oldmanthingspipes]

Ha. Cheers Gary.

[@SmokeSnacks]

if i stare at my wife long enough she gets so mad because she wants to know why and i say nothing at all.. just keep staring.. good times.

[@oldmanthingspipes]

Oh that’s funny. I get told off for doing that as well. She will say “don’t you have anything better to do” and I reply “no”. Oh that’s funny. Thanks for that

[@PaladinPiper]

def need a disclaimer....DIVORCES CAUSED BY THIS VIDEO HOLD PRESENTER NON LIABLE!!!! LOL

[@oldmanthingspipes]

Hi Pat Yes I might have to. Ha!! Cheers my friend Mike

[@CaptainBailey4007]

😂😂😂🍻

[@oldmanthingspipes]

Haha. Cheers! And thanks for watching

[@Nighttrainpiper]

Sounds like you are the goofy one in the relationship! Just a guess. From one goof to another - foodle fipp!

[@oldmanthingspipes]

Haha. Yes. She has fun too. But we do have a laugh. Cheers my friend Mike

[@spikeherbert391]

P.S. How did YOU catch such a good looking wife?

[@oldmanthingspipes]

I was extremely lucky. :0) thanks so much

[@jacquesjoubert6793]

Haha

[@oldmanthingspipes]

@@jacquesjoubert6793 hey thanks so much for watching