The Assassin's Teapot

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This teapot comes from China, and it is a trick teapot! Inside there are two separate compartments, and depending where you place your fingers - either covering one hole or covering another hole - you can get the teapot to pour out of either internal compartment.
Supposedly, back in the day, it was a way to get rid of an enemy, since you could pour out some tea for yourself and drink it quite safely (provided you had covered the correct hole) and you could then pour a drink for your enemy, and they would unknowingly get what was in the second compartment, maybe poison.
Here Tim demonstrates pouring a cup of tea, and then adding milk, both from the same teapot. I suppose you could have tea or coffee, or whatever you like really.
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[@sebastianalmanza4756]

When “wrong hole” becomes a matter of life and death

[@fawliet39_39]

That's what she said

[@msmltvcktl]

Underrated comment

[@BenDover-pu5pd]

When isn’t it

[@daphunkyzzindahouse]

always has been

[@MrVayolence]

😂

[@mattjones1869]

Jokes on him, I spent the past few years building up an immunity to tea.

[@Firan25]

But have you built up an immunity to iocane powder?

[@HypoValence]

Great Britain: "He's unstoppable, unmatched"

[@MathewWWeaver]

@@Firan25 INCONCEIVABLE

[@LoS_Lust4Blood]

Would you like some...immuni-tea?

[@christophermurcia3907]

@@LoS_Lust4Blood smartass

[@Forge17]

The teapot is extremely useful for an assassin, while they’re distracted by the hidden compartment, you invade Poland.

[@lelduck6388]

Yes

[@komiks42]

For god sake, not again

[@DrSpaceman69]

This is the comment I was looking for

[@racistgiorno1593]

Oh shit here we go again

[@thanoontje7741]

please educate me on the meaning of this comment

[@ginger_jesus4716]

I half expected a fucking blade to come out of it

[@prfm_setya95]

Me too

[@metarunning3845]

THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

[@willowshaw8993]

it would be more effective.

[@willowshaw8993]

*insert "it would be a lot cooler if ya did" meme here*

[@brontebell7748]

same

[@thegooddoctor413]

*guest walks in* Me: tea or cyanide? Guest: what? Me: what?

[@barcan8371]

The Good Doctor lol

[@ToM92MoT]

I bet cyanide with that almond flavour tastes delicious with tea, good idea, kind sir!

[@curtisbrummitt5470]

Cake or death?

[@necromancerxel7019]

@@curtisbrummitt5470 WEDDING CAKEY! (X1000)

[@rayshiotile9487]

death. I MEAN CAKE!

[@eyesofthecervino3366]

I love how no explanation of poisoning was given. All people needed was a demonstration of the teapot's capabilities and the word "assassin," and we all immediately knew how to use it.

[@gandaruvu]

of course! Back then, Chinese people didn't really drink milk, so pouring milk into their tea can give them bad reaction, even death

[@MBison-im2qy]

it's like a head shop where all the products are strictly for tobacco products. Yeah right.

[@lucasm.3864]

Of course, when they are busy drinking their tea, you whack them over the head with the teapot.

[@mouhibgh6928]

@@lucasm.3864 smort

[@xhappyponyxwasmyoldname1395]

@@gandaruvu pretty sure it wasn’t milk killing them

[@sebru]

“To assasinate, you must give them tea and milk” -Sun Tzu

[@xiuyuanlu9453]

@@Taydrum 🤔 milktea?

[@Taydrum]

@@xiuyuanlu9453 especially milktea

[@polygondeath2361]

Permaslow on w 🤮

[@westein1282]

Assassin's Tea(d)

[@anjilashrestha9169]

"Yes l, I said that quote.". -Sun Tzu

[@charlielan9287]

Cleaning the inside of that teapot must be a pain in the ass.

[@phastinemoon]

You clean your teapots? Weakling.

[@sardonicus1739]

I don't see the big deal. You put a bunch of soapy hot water in it, cover the holes and shake it up. Rinse, repeat. This isn't half as hard as it is to clean a rig.

[@WwarGun]

shhhh, it helps with the poisoning part

[@PokemonTrainerAriel]

I think you may need to get rid of it ASAP if you poison someone.

[@azul1964]

Who said its supposed to be cleaned?

[@tgcx4554]

The way it’s meant to be used is that you would distract your target with how cool it is that you can pour tea and milk from the same pot, and then you stab them in the ribs

[@theflashandtheflame9853]

I mean, I suppose that would work too.

[@SacredMilkOG]

😂

[@vanrogods]

This comment is so funny! I almost spat out my milk tea. wait why am i bleeding

[@qirinezra432]

That would work

[@Michael-dj6pd]

what if you had poison infused tea in one and normal tea in the other

[@L1Run]

"What a nice teapot you have. Is that Lao Tzu holding a peach?" "Yes. Ironically, the peach symbolizes immortality." "Why is that ironic?" "Oh, no reason. Shall we have tea?"

[@updated_autopsy_report]

this gave me a good laugh haha

[@Vinkie]

Beautiful comment

[@Zack_Zander]

"No reason?" XD

[@fathfez7991]

**pours in cyanide aggressively**

[@reeven1721]

@@fathfez7991 *Calmly

[@erenjaeger3537]

_If it's clear and yellow, you've got tea there, fellow. If it's tangy and brown, you're in Poison Town._ -Confucius

[@EdibleFuture]

you know that's a simpsons ref. not a Confucius quote

[@ae-_ae]

@@EdibleFuture you know that's a joke not a serious comment

[@ManipulateHavoc]

@@ae-_ae oh shit 😂

[@NathanTarantlawriter]

That sounds just like Confucius. He was known for dirty jokes too.

[@rizolo4585]

if its clear and yellow ya got piss

[@JoshtheOverlander]

Also, I'm definitely going to use a teapot concept like this for my DND campaign

[@demago3265]

Saame

[@palalalawala]

That was my first thought too :D

[@hungjury7482]

My precise thoughts

[@Juli-zg7sj]

Dude omg yes same glad im not the only one immediately thinking of how im gonna write everything cool i see into my world lol

[@silversabercraft]

Now that you have said it, I'm googling the design and making one, if my players spot the difference in their drinks without having them, their characters do too (can't let the dice have all the fun)

[@sernoddicusthegallant6986]

Imagine being the assassin who used genius creative thinking and remarkable craftsmanship to make the ultimate poisoning tool, only for the British to be like "oh nice now I can pour tea and milk from the same pot"

[@red0421]

To be fair, that's what humans as a whole did when plants developed capsaicin to keep from being eaten and we decided we liked the spicy flavour.

[@darrelsam419]

@@red0421 Coffee as well. People like to eat things that might kill them in high doses.

[@red0421]

@@darrelsam419 True.

[@SIXITHS]

@@red0421 THC too, to deter insects.

[@jericohernandez7149]

@@SIXITHS that's cannabis right?

[@ProjectILT]

Moment of assassination comes, you are nervous and forgets which hole is the poison and which isn't. Sweatiest 50/50 guess of your life

[@cy5968]

Playing the Princess Bride's Game of Wits with yourself.

[@davidgruen7423]

Ben L there is only one hole, that you as a user need to worry about! It’s about whether you cover it or not that matters. The other two holes are: Vent for the poison chamber, teapot spout. Stop telling me that there are 2 holes not 1, and that I can’t count! I just don’t consider the vent as a hole same as you wouldn’t count the spout as a hole! I know the presenter looks senior and wears a suit, but that doesn’t mean his brain is on par on this matter. If you still don’t understand what I am saying, think about this: Would you rather want to have to mess with two holes and try to remember which hole is meant which, and end up killing yourself just by being paranoid and having a heart attack during the process before you even get a chance to use it, or only having to remember covering the top hole as “pure tea mode”, and not covering any as “tea and poison mode”, and sleep calmly at night knowing that you will not cause damage to your body accidentally? It is pretty obvious. Guys, it’s not that hard to think just slightly out of the box and have critical thinking against what you are being told.

[@teddyzorro]

The pellet with the poison is in the flagon with the dragon...

[@gabriel300010]

you dont need to get nervous... either you suceed or suddenly its just not your problem anymore

[@ondrejurban2634]

Drops pot and break "how my bad, I will get another"

[@bstew2259]

Seems like something you’d see on a Skyrim loading screen

[@chrisakaschulbus4903]

and then you spin it around and zoom into it while your hard drive makes beautiful music.

[@draxxsklounst6595]

Omg yes

[@draxxsklounst6595]

@@chrisakaschulbus4903 even more yes

[@Axxxel_in_Harlem]

A man of culture.

[@ryoumakoushiro7447]

If only there's an option for assassination with that fancy compartment, I'd love to try that to a certain Elf, who's not Elenwen

[@idavid8391]

Perfect for assassinating the emperor! One part has tea, and the other has the poison. The poison for Kuzko. The poison chosen especially to kill Kuzko. Kuzko's poison. That poison.

[@GreenLlamaCK]

YES, THAT POISON!

[@OAS15]

​@@GreenLlamaCK Let me see the bottle. This isn't poison... this is extract of LLAMA!!

[@GreenLlamaCK]

@@OAS15 hahahahahha....and my IGN is GreenLlamaCK. I'm ded. Lol

[@Leon-mq8on]

Lol

[@theknifesong]

Seems like a nightmare to clean tbh

[@CasparAbelmann]

Any teapot is a nightmare to clean the inside of, that's why you just rinse it through and let it dry off. Soap is not needed as no greasy substance ( unless you drink grease tea ) goes into the teapot. Soap tastes horrid as well...

[@TheSoulGlitch]

unless you put milk in the tea pot...

[@tizoro3]

theknifesong Just make sun tea, stop being so stupid by using a tea pot to make tea

[@Elazul2k]

Not really. Rinse vinegar through it and then hot soapy water. The vinegar will kill most bacteria and flu viruses on contact due to the acidity and the hot soapy water will take care of the rest.

[@BootsofBlindingSpeed]

@TheSoulGlitch NEVER PUT MILK IN A TEAPOT! (Unless it's this kinda teapot then I guess that's an exception.)

[@AlexaAXAG]

Next assassin's Creed will replace the hidden blades with teapots.

[@flamechicken415]

what if your enemies don't drink tea

[@Noone-rc9wf]

The Mediocre Artist Fer AXAG Assassin's Creed Syndicate sure missed out with all the Brits and their tea you know.

[@TheWanderingChemist]

"It consists of two parts: The tea... and the pot." #hookblade

[@gunsofthepatriotsbutbigger9116]

The Mediocre Artist Fer AXAG I asked they said no

[@Thespokenone]

Sounds like it'll be a crossover of assassin's crees and a david cage game (heavy rain, detroit:become human)

[@ghostofsilence2697]

I can see the benefit of this. I can pour my enemy tea, and when he's not looking I can secretly pour myself bleach

[@eventua8474]

Unconventional, but definitely an option

[@pafnutiytheartist]

Title: The Assassin's Teapot Tim: Tea and milk!

[@eggbass]

I know, right? LOL

[@apersonthatsucksatnames1133]

i mean he would probably be arrested if he put REAL poison in it

[@willowshaw8993]

thats what he wants you to think

[@i-never-look-at-replies-lol]

"I'm allergic to tea, do you have any poison I can drink though?"

[@mrkiky]

Assassin who wanted to kill you anyway: hehehe, as a matter of fact I do **pours tea anyway** You: A-HA! got you! why do you even have poison in there??

[@nonamechannl]

@@mrkiky assassin:because you asked

[@Jen-jd3ci]

@@mrkiky plot twist. He actually poured poison.

[@anonym3]

@@mrkiky @noname channel @noname channel Guys. He never looks at his replies.

[@mrkiky]

@@anonym3 My comment wasn't even directed at him.

[@X3GreenTea]

"Wait... Did you add almonds to that tea? It tastes kinda wei-"

[@RandomL0s3r]

Coincidentally, almonds, at a certain dose, are poisonous

[@X3GreenTea]

@@RandomL0s3r That's because they contains a small amount of cyanide. That's actually where they get their taste from!

[@Valkbg]

Seeing as there is almond milk you can say its a vegan tea.

[@blooTalkoes]

@@X3GreenTea oh

[@chaospersonified323]

Cyanide, in any dose, tastes a LOT like almonds. After learning this, I couldn't eat them for 2 weeks.

[@jonathantan2469]

"Hah, while you were playing with silly crockery, I devised three new deadly stances of Hokuto Shinken!" "Ok, would you like tea?" "Of course.."

[@CustomKirby]

After pouring them tea and milk your target is stunned with amazement and then you proceed to smash them over the head with the teapot.

[@leowzhilin]

Instructions unclear, d got stuck in it.

[@CustomKirby]

@@leowzhilin Sorry for your loss

[@Victorsandergamer]

@JACK HE smart

[@naufalrafdi1318]

i would put vodka to one side, and vodka to the other side

[@sheep8618]

very slavic

[@muhamadariefrahmanhakim9166]

What about vodka and whisky on the other side to make oolong tea

[@michaelkarpinski1537]

Vodka and cranberry juice.

[@Bacondoggo]

Gin one side tonic the other

[@TheWhiterosedragon]

BRILLIANT!

[@TheMadwomen]

Imma be real, I just want a teapot with that function. Maybe I can pour milk with my tea, maybe I can prank a guest with prune juice. Sounds fun.

[@dark_zAzas8052]

Nice idea. 👌

[@generaleerelativity9524]

Why? It's gonna be your toilet that gets bombed!

[@eyesofthecervino3366]

Ah, yes. The drink of a warrior.

[@AloneTraveler444]

It would make a good prank too to put in one place only lemon juice and the other lemon juice that already has sweetener, so you pour the one without sweet to the one whom is going to be pranked and you pour yourself the sweet one, Then the "pranked" says it doesnt have sweet but you give him try yours and its actually sweet but when he is not looking you pour some of the sweet lemonade so he goes even more confused and that would be cool

[@aarohansharma4551]

@@AloneTraveler444 heheh lmao good sir

[@itzsaturnmc9927]

"That is my friend teapot" -Sun Tzu,The Art of War

[@rejvaik00]

Dear god....😳

[@tasertag7513]

@@rejvaik00 There's more.

[@rejvaik00]

@@tasertag7513 NO!

[@JosiahAndrewNavarro]

"You see, the way this works is while your target is briefly distracted watching you pour him tea... ...you can start blasting at him with your glock. Hence making the name The Assassin's Teapot."

[@zealotoftheorchard9853]

Engenius strategy, the concept was inspired by assassins taking their marks to see killer whales

[@ryoumakoushiro7447]

But, wouldn't it be better if ya just stab 'em in the guts?

[@ShogunRyuusha]

"I created a deadlier blade!" "I formulated a tasteless poison!" "I discovered a vital organ you can pierce and leave no evidence!" "..Well I ... made this.. neat, little teapot."

[@dazzle9712]

>I discovered a vital organ you can pierce and no one knows! Wha

[@morgankasper5227]

@@dazzle9712 the spleen!

[@ShogunRyuusha]

@@dazzle9712 Meant more like "No one knows you did it! Easy kill with no visible signs of death!"

[@DrunkJarJar]

@@ShogunRyuusha when they stop breathing

[@ShogunRyuusha]

@@DrunkJarJar Ok. With no visible signs they've been murdered. Like a stab wound.

[@ScruffyNZ.]

fun fact, this sort of thing is how "cheers" came about with the clinking of glasses. you're supposed to spill your companions drink into yours and vice versa to show you're not trying to poison each other

[@benthomason3307]

I read that the act of shaking hands has a similar origin: checking for hidden knives.

[@ggundercover3681]

such a cool fact. I like that thanks!

[@tickoman273]

might be the reason that when eating a meal, proper etiquette suggests having both hands on the table even if using only one, because it would be rude otherwise.. like in wild west where people with guns would hold one hand under the table or something

[@DJB3lfry]

@@tickoman273 I've heard some rumors about how Louis XIV ordered his guests to eat with both hands on the table after he learned of a conspiracy to poison him. But of course, not all etiquette and social norms come from utilitarian things like that. Most etiquette was actually created by various aristocracies in order to differentiate themselves from commoners - basically, if you wanted to be accepted as a true aristocrat, you'd need to know the secret handshake. And then, of course, because everyone wanted to copy the aristocrats, arbitrary etiquette rules would slowly spread and become the norm.

[@asylumskp4391]

"Cheers!" *Glass breaks*

[@sandippaul468]

" There are no accidents" -Master Oogway

[@suzannepottsshorts]

Actually: There are no mistakes, just happy little accidents. Bob Ross

[@justsomegoosewithinterneta4199]

"There are no oogway" -Master accident

[@Ajehy]

Well, if you’re trying to poison someone and you cover the wrong hole, that’s definitely an accident!

[@TeeAiDee]

...I really want that teapot. It looks so amazing, and the historical significance of its design just makes it that much cooler.

[@Ihatethewaythatyou]

when it come to killing, the human race is a persistently creative creature.

[@undine8750]

I would have liked this comment because of the truth behind it, but "come" should have been "comes" so I disliked it. c:

[@lorekeeper685]

@@undine8750 the ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent

[@sa1ky053]

human race has been persistent when it's about being creative.Killing is no special case.So don't treat it like one.

[@2007ghettonissanaltima]

@@lorekeeper685 ouch

[@ivr4president]

Homer the Don telling it like it is once again

[@EpsilonRosePersonal]

It bothers me that he never covered how you fill it.

[@mrkiky]

I'm guessing through those holes.

[@yeetskeet1581]

@@mrkiky how would you fill the hidden container then?

[@aformofmatter8913]

@@yeetskeet1581 Via the hidden hole Though you'd need to turn it upside down to do so, so you'd need to do it first

[@user-zc8sq3wr9f]

top or bottom hole. Just pump a hole with the liquid you want

[@ivanyosifov2629]

I think they fill it through the nozzle which is split

[@StriderStryker]

Ezio: *grabs the artifact* *looks at it* Ezio: _I thought it was the _*_Apple of Eden..._*

[@anonme_]

Under-fucking-rated!

[@Ethereal18]

It's very ironic as this tea pot you see is actually the god of life in china and the word you see on the left means life.

[@SLTravel11]

Man are we F ing Clever at killing each other.

[@alfatazer_8991]

Been doing it since time immemorial and now we have nukes, go figure...

[@michaellewis880]

usaid alfatih with every passing second we already have a new way to kill another human.

[@ninnin8858]

+Michael Lewis sure, dildos were invented to puncture through your enemies' rectums and cause internal bleeding, usb flashdrives were invented for smashing people's heads in and socks were meant to be used in kidnappings right?

[@aidsdoh8286]

@@ninnin8858 i could see it.

[@wolfdrago9541]

Yeup

[@Graymaven90]

Huh, so you could fill the hidden compartment with poison and then claim "We drank from the same teapot I have NO idea how arsenic got in his cup!

[@merkurio4132]

Yeah, but further investigation could easily find the separation inside the tube suspicious.

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

Eh well ya know *”some men just can’t hold their arsenic”*

[@arcalyte4905]

An answer to the riddle, two men poured liquid from the same jug into seperate glasses, but only one died. is the glass poisoned? no, the jug just has a secret compartment that houses poison, fucking idiot

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@merkurio4132 Who would think to investigate that though

[@starbournehero771]

The smartest thing is never to drink from it yourself... play a servant, and serve tea to the head of house and his guests, and make sure one of them doesn't make it home

[@snowuse0673]

Thanks KZbin for suggesting this random guy. Now I'm going to watch all of his video's in one sitting

[@ZetsubouGintama]

Eastern: Use modified teapots to put a poison undetected. Western: Use modified teapots to put a milk in tea.

[@MerkinMuffly]

Don't get the holes mixed up

[@biguglybucker]

@Kirayama Kama Welcome... to the KZbin Comment Section!

[@gaelanwhite8842]

@Kirayama Kama Frankly, I was going to say the exact same thing.

[@suzyqq3443]

@Grey Knight LMAO 🤣🤣 Nicely played sir!👌👌

[@escapetherace1943]

@Kirayama Kama first time on the internet I take it?

[@controlfreak6767]

@Kirayama Kama Karen, please don't comment if you're going to be negative. Shoo.

[@angelocapodicasa3096]

"The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right, and who is dead." -Westly

[@marcosaguirre5222]

I was thinking the exact same thing!

[@blazerocker1734]

I was thinking of making the exact same comment but you beat me to it. Nice.

[@jaimetolley2375]

Absolut classic

[@icetiger-4760]

that is the trick of the teapot. both chambers had the poison.

[@phatcat10101]

Trick is too poison both and gain immunity to it

[@politenonparticipant4859]

Just remember to pour the real thing first. I expect some poison could get into it after the poison was poured, as they appear to come out the same spout.

[@blackwing1362]

The problem with that is, you should always pour the emperor's tea first

[@anarcho-savagery2097]

"That's where clever things come from" China in a nutshell

[@jonathanlee6660]

And covid too apparently

[@lilruss15]

@@jonathanlee6660 even the US said it's not, stop putting false information on the internet

[@dll7658]

Oddly wholesome

[@dll7658]

@@lilruss15 did they? When?

[@lilruss15]

@@dll7658 yea yesterday, read news man

[@Le-cp9tr]

The fact he looks like Laozi, who was all about Duality, is the icing on the cake

[@rucksoclown7696]

Glad u explained, thts way cool 😋

[@eleethtahgra7182]

Nah, not laozi. Theres overly large forehead. Also, laozi usually depicted holding a fan or that whitish horse-tail-like equipment usually used by priest in kungfu movie. Certainly not a staff/walking stick. Hes more like one of the three gods of fortune. The pear, the walking stick n large forehead.

[@crystalDM96]

He is not Laozi, he's the God of Longevity - he even has the giant peach which is used to represent a long life/immortality. It's a true irony indeed!

[@TohnoEn]

I know it sounds counter-intuitive but the Taijitu (the yin yang symbol) is actually about non-duality. It's the union of opposites into a cohesive whole.

[@Rhythmicons]

Except for the fact that the existence of Laozi is a matter of debate.

[@kneedropperr]

"You could have tea or coffee I suppose, but then, where'd you have the milk?" This man's asking the real questions.

[@samiliasregina7670]

Add another layer of *fluid*

[@thecountercounter9127]

@@samiliasregina7670 perhaps you want half and half instead, perhaps you want juice! a never ending tower with every single liquid the world has to offer with a little teaspout at the top

[@samiliasregina7670]

@@thecountercounter9127 if I’m correct that’s just a soda machine you’d find in a Dairy Queen

[@ma-cg1il]

this is the reason it will never work. There is no room for poison

[@samiliasregina7670]

@@ma-cg1il series of tubes for ever single finger to have all kinds of fluids

[@topo.9144]

I think the top compartment where the "milk" was, is meant for the poison and you would first pour them tea let them have a couple of sips and when they are not looking you release both holes allowing the poison and tea to be poured in the same cup at the same time!

[@M00000oooo00000]

i love how he doesn't mention anything to do with killing people even though the title is "the assassin's teapot"

[@HappyMSI1]

Imagine being the assassin, feeling clever, pouring down the poison in your victim's glass, then you see him simply switching the glasses and looking at you while you stop smiling all of a sudden.

[@TheCaptainstupendous]

That's why you build up a tolerance to iocane powder and poison them both

[@DevourerDragons]

@@TheCaptainstupendous makes sense. Just use a poison that you are immune to

[@codyhill2311]

That's when you pick up the teapot and smash him over the head with it.

[@Boxofcare666]

Yep, done in many movies and series’.

[@grimfang4]

Start with water in your glass that you drink before pouring. Your victim would have to violate clear etiquette, which gets you off the hook.

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Yzma: Excellent. A few drops in his drink, and then I'll propose a toast, and he will be dead before dessert Kronk: Which is a real shame, because it's gonna be delicious

[@frankyu553]

Yzma: *hitting a broccoli with another when all else fails*

[@PuddleJumper00]

Its impossible not to read that in their voices XD

[@JonatasAdoM]

You're everywhere.

[@men_del12]

@@frankyu553 Kronk: Um...you want more broccoli? *shares broccolies*

[@creamdaddy117]

Oh yeah, it’s all coming together

[@risaadyatmika7971]

Nice one, when your target is immune to tea you just pour a bit of milk to make your target lactose intolerant kick in.

[@Joe_Mama.also_YTHandlessuckass]

I like how the assassin's teapot is the flashiest teapot I've ever seen

[@mitch3443ful]

Can I put Rum and Coke in it?

[@Qurisx]

brilliant.

[@mavrick45]

+Mitch Levy give this man the nobel prize!

[@henrygreg]

+Mitch Levy Is pepsi okay?

[@bakunicorn]

+henry greg no

[@SpiritBear12]

+henry greg NO!

[@MotherSoren]

Assassins Creed:Teapot it takes place in ancient china and you go around collecting Teapots. 10/10 GOTY

[@MarijuanaSoldiers]

id play it and love it lel.

[@venerable_nelson]

@GetTheRusser *face palm*

[@Silverwind87]

Can you hide the teapot in a haystack?

[@Yomika14xyukina44]

Cancer Central i would still play it

[@bsriram6353]

Altair actually did that to kill Genghis Khan. Genghis dies after consuming poisoned tea.

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

"Would you like some tea?" "I'm not much for tea..." "Oh, that's okay. I can serve you milk, too!" *goes to shelf* *goes to grab teapot, goes to grab cup, puts finger on secret compartment* *pulls out gun*

[@arwen-_-E.M.P.]

The reason you’re killing them Is because they don’t like tea. That’s a disgraceful thing.

[@redeye4516]

+Arwen Perez "being sick of tea is like being sick of breathing" Iroh

[@thiagooliveira5235]

"The Assassin's Teapot" sounds like a Yu-gi-oh card😂 "Each time you destroy an opponent's monster by battle, draw 1 card. If you control no monsters, destroy this card".

[@Red-mg4ro]

Me: *Pouring tea* "Do you do poison?" Me: *Smiling* "As a matter of fact..."

[@ShootBob79]

Could it be detected in Casserole?

[@archeronline4133]

Whats it made of? Whats it do? Why do they die?

[@XarathDominion]

Do you have anything that affects faces?

[@SpaceMissile]

I'm making tea for my old woman

[@NotAushire]

Could it kill a pet? Quite a large pet, a sort of almost person size pet.

[@grandbean9031]

ah, Valentine's day, nothing screams romance,love,happiness and innocence more than Assassins.

[@mcgibs]

+Iraklis Pazios Or roofies, considering this teapot.

[@MouseGoat]

+Iraklis Pazios well if i put This sleep drug in here, and this tea in there. and then ask her out on a picnic a place were we are alone :) romance my friend, sweet romance.

[@barrickfischer]

I thought it was meant to pour poison while distracting your kill contract, due to that hole you control

[@Teag_Brohman15]

Iroh would love this

[@destructoidreaper3]

Can this come back in stock. I have house guests coming and I wanna show them this once in a lifetime trick.

[@destructoidreaper3]

@ryan7351 ryan7351 one people won't forget for the rest of their life.

[@merren2306]

@@destructoidreaper3 or remember for that matter

[@zenokwon1177]

i heard those who see this teapot's secret gets so enamored with it that they can't keep their eyes off it for the rest of their lives

[@kikoushii8400]

Same energy as “I have enough money to last the rest of my life, if I die on Wednesday”

[@destructoidreaper3]

@ok Okay one that's green glazed porcelain. Two not everything from Asia that's green is jade. Three I'm 100% Chinese so if there's someone whose more likely to be around a fair amount of jade I'm kind of in that minority group and that doesn't look anything like any variant of jade I've ever seen. And four its not really practical to use precious stones as cutlery, dinnerware, or tea accouterments.

[@Larry]

This is why the Assassin's Creed series has gone downhill lately.

[@MouseGoat]

+Larry Bundy Jr because it doesn't have deadly teacups, and genius ingenuity? yes i agree, Assassin's Creed needs alot more of this :) real Assassin's know that the best ways to kill is silent deadly a invisible.

[@LordVader1094]

+Andre the Christian Gentleman And most of the games in the series lacked a dedicated crouch button, which is a no brainer for any stealth game.

[@mustachewalrus]

+Larry Bundy Jr I'm assuming you are the next Press Fart To Continue, ... nice

[@Larry]

Erm, no, you jump off the roof of a building, stab them in the throat, have a five minute conversation as they slowly die about them justifying their evil ways, then have a sword fight with all their armed guards in a densely populated public area. That is TRUE stealth by an assassin!

[@LordVader1094]

***** You've got that right! Lol

[@external13]

"the cycle of life and death continues. we will live, they will die" -Nasus

[@o_0380]

Uncle iroh is impressed ✨

[@sr_echo]

“A clever way to deal with the target: pour some tea for them.” Agent 47: *YEET*

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Interesting... *continues taking notes*

[@damien9683]

Ah, dear Kim! Looking for a more subtle approach than the usual "accident" by *cannon fire?*

[@zapperone7]

But I thought you had nukes though...

[@fresapreso1491]

sometimes, you need to be subtle.

[@josefish5193]

roleplaying on youtube...

[@jeckjeck3119]

@@zapperone7 He got tired of dating them,

[@maxovrkll4440]

So far the only thing Tim has that I would buy.

[@Schattendragonfly]

That is clever! Thank you for sharing !

[@colemanbubar5098]

“Tea or cyanide?” “Cyanide?” “Cyanide it is then” “No, wait-“ But he was already pouring a brimming glass of cyanide

[@tazpushkar5878]

A wild mix. Can this be considered a malaphor? (Cake or death, plus brimming glass of spiders.)

[@alexanderdubz4691]

"Cake or death?" "Death please... I MEAN CAKE" "Ah ah ah, you said Death"

[@Bixen_Bings]

Made from spider, for spiders, by spiders

[@ImpassiveCanine]

Well you can't just say no after he's already poured it. That would be rude.

[@AwesomeRara]

i love prozd 😭

[@JillXJill]

Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.

[@davidb5205]

AhahaHahahaHaha AhahaHahahaHaha AhahaHA!--

[@felynecomrade]

Oho, just wait 'til I get going!!! ...where was I?

[@matty101yttam]

But you must have known i was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so i can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

[@nayreel3529]

Princess Bride reference! I love you!

[@matty101yttam]

Aww you let it out....now everyone's going to be in the club of cool people who know :)

[@anonview]

This nifty teapot and A plus comment section has convinced me to subscribe. I blame KZbin for not recommending this channel sooner.

[@thetokutickler]

I think a magician used a variant of this teapot on Penn and Teller Fool Us. It was a water to wine trick mixed with think-a-drink.

[@lexdocks8262]

Well Brothers the KZbin algorithm has brought us together yet again, and again the KZbin algorithm has not disappointed

[@aristotleasparaguspodcast1129]

I think the universe made a mistake by making a good British person

[@nutbastard]

@@aristotleasparaguspodcast1129 There had to be at least one or we'd all get suspicious.

[@oogabooga2581]

@@aristotleasparaguspodcast1129 It's as rare as finding a skinny american

[@Hav180]

I am not your brother, mate.

[@nutbastard]

@@Hav180 I'm not your mate, buddy.

[@beadyb.1781]

So uh..... ASSASSINS teapot? I assume an assassin would start pouring regular tea on the non victims and then poison tea on his victim? That actually makes a lot of scene! GOD DAMN THATS BRILLIANT!

[@DanielRenardAnimation]

+Robo Rocket Jump *Victim:* _"I couldn't help but notice, but... why is your tea green and mine is bright purple?"_ *Failure Assassin:* _"Oh, um... ...Merry Christmas?"_

[@xMegaVideos]

+Robo Rocket Jump Welp, you just could have read the discription.

[@Cumbercuke]

+Robo Rocket Jump You could just build up an immunity to iocane powder.

[@soloryderrr]

+Robo Rocket Jump Was expecting a hidden knife haha

[@onedollah]

+Robo Rocket Jump why doesn't the assassin just wait until the mark is taking a sip then takes out a katana and cut his head off.

[@cartuchonovo2470]

The way to use: Distract your enemy with how cool is to put milk and tea from the same thing, and then, you hit him with it

[@xrayban2]

It could be that it was tea in twice tanks, one with poison ans the other without. But you would have to be careful when using it ;)

[@randompie3059]

@@xrayban2 it was a joke

[@simonthememedealer740]

for those who're actually confused like myself, the way it's used is you put poison in one compartment and regular in the other, you can now pour regular tea for yourself and poison for the target without making any visible adjustments.

[@trananbinhjerry6438]

That's why the act of cheer was invented

[@minorcomet282]

naw naw you distract your enemy using the fact that you can pour milk and tea from the same teacup and then you go for the kill. works everytime

[@RealParanormalVideos]

i wish this guy was my grandpa...

[@TheVamxie]

Real Paranormal Videos *dies*

[@Philrc]

he is

[@nickkohlmann]

Dongs HAHAHHAHAH

[@vwvwvvvw4519]

666 likes

[@yPinkShit]

Andersen Kilgore Wrong thread, mate

[@user-vw7fz3eq1b]

This is the God of long living, in Chinese:寿星公（directly translated as long living grandpa). He is holding a large peach which would give you 3 thousand years of life, planted by the queen of west havenly palace.

[@nguyenkhanhtoan2859]

Ironic for an assasin's teapot

[@cathys949]

I wonder if that has any significance in James and the Giant Peach ?

[@trainwhistlesrule]

Obviously...

[@samo4003]

@@nguyenkhanhtoan2859 Maybe it means 3 thousand years in the afterlife. :D

[@elguero9279]

Mythology is cool

[@not_a_pythonhehim535]

how does covering one hole or another change what gets poured, does it have something to do with air flow?

[@skzzks8529]

yes, or the lack of air. putting your finger over a hole creates a vacuum, like putting your finger on the top of a straw

[@letsrank9349]

@@skzzks8529 I kinda get it, if you cover the Milk hole, it can't flow since there is no air that could come in.

[@4Lp3ngL0w]

legit can't tell if this question is serious or not

[@not_a_pythonhehim535]

@@4Lp3ngL0w it is lol why would you think otherwise?

[@4Lp3ngL0w]

@@not_a_pythonhehim535 idk, there have been some pretty confused questions in the comment section

[@dyawr]

Very clever contraption! 😊

[@SheNeverCared]

Assassination by tea? sneaky.

[@chaithao1452]

Two different kinds of tea: the original and then one with poison.

[@ieatmice751]

@@chaithao1452 yes you interchange between them so it arouses no suspicion from the person you are trying to assassinate

[@saikishanrepalle3793]

The assassin's teapot sounds like the name of a badass action genre anime series

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

More like some Kurosawa-style period costume drama.

[@LuinTathren]

I'd watch both the Kurosawa movie and the anime based on it.

[@generaleerelativity9524]

Adult Swim

[@vocalcalibration8033]

Clearly the solution is a kurosawa costume drama and anime running airing side by side on adult swim.

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

@@vocalcalibration8033 or a hybrid like the flashback sequences in _Kill Bill vol. I._

[@juvinshi00]

Ain't this channel the most wholesome one yet.

[@Reuel-Jazwa]

very intriguing and ingenious teapot

[@rap4life961]

Now I know to politely decline Agent 47's tea party this weekend.

[@PhoenyxRysing]

This may be a stupid question, but is that a "Get Smart" reference?

[@lem1681]

Or just swap the tea with agent 47. trust me, it will be very funny

[@5minutemovies977]

"But my tea is to die for" We know how that goes.

[@bareakon]

47 sits alone at a table in his garden, sobbing that not one of his guests turned up to his birthday tea party...

[@crayon3911]

@@bareakon he has nobody else but the butterflies and insects to keep him company..

[@hendrixhotel]

Anything this man does would appear villainous, his classiness and cool demeanor is bordering on threatening

[@theokingshango]

his lefthand spoon demeanor less so i thought he had a stroke x)

[@oceanman7176]

I can imagine him as a Bond villain with his collection of wacky toys, but weaponised

[@ANDROLOMA]

'Tis an artistically gorgeous antique.

[@IanNBF]

I love this genuinely

[@topcat1016]

That’s actually a sick teapot if you don’t wanna pour milk in on your own

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Or if you want to hide your whiskey when dealing with people.

[@barneysaunders1533]

you're a very handsome teapot, tim

[@Westerncreek]

Eyyy its back! Third time watching this since it keeps showing up.

[@kyberkreeper]

The teapot symbolizes life. Life: "Anxiety or depression?" Me: "wut?"

[@Daddy-ue1du]

It could be both.

[@theelltrain8985]

@@Daddy-ue1du and it is

[@PotterBrony82]

Video posted. Suggestions 5 years later: hi, you need a sneaky way of poisoning someone?

[@MitchCyan]

One for Gin, another for tonic :D

[@ultimateninjaboi]

You sir, are a genius

[@erronblack308]

MitchCyanFilms a fine gin and tonic

[@lolmanmagee2785]

a creepily powerful poison device

[@angstmuffinofdoom5094]

This is amazing!

[@wooferjr169]

Brilliant!!! Put poison milk and regular milk inside the tea pot!!! What a way to troll your friends!!!

[@MouseGoat]

+fidel diaz ha ha you are dead, wait why is no one laughing?

[@wooferjr169]

Nekogami-Crystal good one mate! :)

[@LordYuriX]

*"troll"*

[@HeckinLeBork]

We do a little trolling

[@saucegaming285]

its called we do a little trolling

[@robin5171]

but... how do you fill it?

[@chairwood]

+Robin van der Burg its a one time use.

[@Achernar101]

+Robin van der Burg The holes are connected to the different compartments, so one would fill it through them I guess.

[@GoGoErrek]

+Robin van der Burg You don't: **MAGIC**

[@garfoonga1]

+Robin van der Burg you build the teapot around the liquids, duh

[@OrchidAlloy]

+garfoonga1 Clearly the most logical way to build a trapot

[@alikuwait3443]

Wow this is so good I need this!

[@weakestpakistani9730]

what a coincidence i used to love these videos but i forgot your channel name, but today i saw it on reddit, i was about to search it then this video appeared in my recommended.