The Average Mount and Blade Crusader Experience

[@Koifish]

*FOR THE GRACE, FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LOOOOORD* Hey hey heeeeeey! Been a while since i did one of these, so here you bois go! Sadly no stream this week! *If you haven't already, make sure to like and comment to help Papa Koi out in the algorithm!* Koifish very own Discord: discordapp.com/invite/Trnr3UE

[@pabloboyero2213]

Great video pls do awoiaf, a clash of kings or tainted paths next. Love your channel

[@dillonking4033]

More star wars conquest

[@ommsterlitz1805]

DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT

[@HolyFurryFish1998]

>TFW the character doesn't die.

[@allovergamer3484]

THE BEST ONE YET!! DEUS VULT

[@creakychair9387]

Imagine the pope's face when he heard that Jerusalem was retaken by a random knight and 150 dudes

[@soujirosasaki7570]

He will announce the second coming of our lord! The wielder of the holy grail which made all defenders too drunk to fight hahaha

[@SpartanSniper3]

And that the guy who led them was that asshole who kicked your ass at a tournament

[@kaungkaung2208]

That would be great And our next target is Japan cuz thats were Anime and WEEBS were coming

[@caracaes]

Tbh. The first crusade they were terribly outnumbered and almost starved to death on the field

[@TheSunderingSea]

What makes this even funnier is a crusade by the Holy Roman Emperor actually did happen around this time period (A few decades earlier). There was just one problem however.....That Holy Roman Emperor had been excommunicated by the Pope a few months before. He said "Fuck that, I'm still crusading" and went to the holy land anyway. The Ayyubid dynasty during that time was in a civil war, so the brother that controlled Syria and the Holy Land now had this large Crusading army to deal with. They decided to negotiate, and Jerusalem and the coastal strip on the road to the city was given over. The city would fall to an attack by marauding Khwarizmi Mercenaries about 15 years later, but its still an interesting, and often overlooked success in the Crusades.

[@MrCr1spy1]

4:19 not sure if Jerusalem or Shell gas station

[@parkla4098]

It is not even a shell...

[@edo4755]

Par Kla r/wooooosh

[@Crabbadabba]

What's the difference?

[@edo4755]

Crabbadabba lmao they’re the same

[@dechchat.fahsang]

The same, Ppl do visit them from time to time

[@exudeku]

*FOR THE GRACE, FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LOOOORD!* *(blasts Powerwolf and Sabaton)* DEUS VULTTT!

[@Koifish]

DESU VULT :D

[@zets8238]

False VVar Metal

[@jakehey6924]

those bands are considered gay by the metal community

[@necro-retro915]

@@jakehey6924 *Sabaton fans used reverse card*

[@Brenden.Seipke]

@@jakehey6924 Well we consider you gay soooo ya.

[@videofreak29101]

Wow made me feel such a nostalgia of the many hours i've played Stronghold at 0:05-0:10

[@thegamelabgaming7556]

Same, I love that game

[@alexrogers1324]

Yeah love those games

[@g.potstra8318]

Same, still one of my favorites after all these years.

[@Yesthatrob]

Time to reinstall for me

[@MrDuck-oi3qc]

Eat steel!

[@andoniarmentia1024]

A teutonic knight with a polish/lithuanian coat of arms fighting the saracens in an hre destrier Nice

[@jancyraniak]

That's an image of Saint Martin, not a Polish or Lithuanian coat of arms. The colors are the same though.

[@TheSunderingSea]

Its often used in Georgian royal heraldry as well

[@Galdenberry_Lamphuck]

Japanese vs Ottomans vs British IN TEXAS

[@spartankongcountry6799]

@@Galdenberry_Lamphuck That's some age of empires shenanigans right there.

[@the_diplomat51]

HRE is practically the daddy of the Teutonic Knights, that crossover is acceptable

[@Aviawolf0]

Plays sabaton song about the hre invading the pope. takes Jerusalem for the hre

[@coh2conscript851]

Truly heretical

[@Koifish]

*What can i say* It's Koifish

[@jimbotine]

Hail talos

[@definitelynotatroll285]

@@jimbotine Skyrim belongs to the *NORDS*

[@GrimdarkCrusader20th]

If I'm being serious the HRE didn't invade rome the Spaniards did. The HRE is what germany was called during the medieval period

[@robfus]

Random lord:" my pope, the new knight attacked Jereusalem with only 150 men" The pope:"what he is crazy? He need a lot of men for conquer Jerusalem, we failed with largest army, for the love of god, he must retreat" Random lord:" let me end the message, he attacked Jerusalem and he conquered it" The pope:"..... ok but send to him 900 dinar and told to him i will keep the city"

[@fishglobglob4285]

Who else started singing "the last stand" when music started

[@naatsuu8283]

Me

[@gatoroneante8948]

All xd

[@lordlucius1341]

Initially I was like “wait is that 8-bit sabaton?!” But after a second I was like “FOR THE GRACE AND MIGHT OF OUR LORD”

[@jay-jamainfarsen5433]

I hear Sabaton, I sing simple rule

[@aasmundhald7638]

@JustAFaggot its about the swiss guard's stand against the mercenaries from the HRE in a siege against Rome to allow the Pope to escape from the Kaisers claws, that was upset about the Pope supporting France, look it up.

[@mynamejeb8743]

i lost it when it says "The King in the North!"

[@georgealin7472]

It said "The king in the Norf!"

[@itzfortuna9672]

Same

[@niichisann]

@@georgealin7472 no lmfao

[@christos49]

It isn't the Complete Average crusader experience if u haven't sacked Constantinople! DEUS VULT!

[@allovergamer3484]

Oh, that is a burn on the Crusaders!

[@miguelpadeiro762]

Yes sack thy neighbour

[@thanoss7441]

I CRY EVERY NIGHT

[@xo1276]

;(

[@giomorente9843]

DO IT AGAIN DANDALO

[@Crusader899]

Man I made this account years ago, never did I expect to be indirectly referenced in a Koifish video

[@Koifish]

Hehehe!

[@Hiroheim]

Deus vult!

[@bugrilyus]

What is yhe reference

[@keef5586]

@@bugrilyus Cruz Aider

[@sandercohen5543]

KZbin offered to translate "hehehe" ... im like no thx, i already speak swedish

[@acommonsoldier8607]

*Deus* And I can not stress this enough *Vult!*

[@acupuncturecrocs8401]

The worst things in life 1.Not meeting/Seeing the pope 2.Your Butter has rot 3.Your Pizza is cold 4.NOT SEEING ANOTHER CRUSADE DURING YOUR LIFE TIME!!!!!!

[@josefdebnar6500]

People from midle east are like "WHAT?!" :D

[@barsyelken2518]

Hehe crusades? More like failed attemps to take Egypt, Jerusalem, some parts of anatolia Laughs in Turkoman At least Italians got some traderoads

[@thejollyg4mer]

MATHEUZYT7 Jacob List of Crusades: This list is not complete *YOU CAN HELP BY EXPANDING IT*

[@capri212]

Help me with 4

[@Juubelimies]

@@barsyelken2518 What are you talking about? First Crusade was succesful in taking Jerusalem, and some others too.

[@MasterOfTheBrood]

"It's just me, Gabe Newell" *Hat Merchant*

[@yoavmor9002]

This joke just dawned on me

[@someonesilence3731]

@@yoavmor9002 Same XDDD

[@sinnerthesinful552]

Video about crusades Last Stand playing* Me: That's not... you know what? fuck it *FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD*

[@IliasICXPNIKA08]

This is the 3rd crusade if Frederick Barbarosa din't drown.

[@ichangedmynametostayfresh9598]

love the stronghold: crusader sound effects

[@jamesgordon4623]

>playing without lance recruitment on >starting in europoor >JOINING HRE

[@dvls442]

Lance recruitment makes it too easy imo

[@GrimdarkCrusader20th]

@@dvls442 yes but it's historically accurate or at least as best as the mod devs could get it

[@SunTzu_0]

*MAY YOUR BLADES NEVER DOLL*

[@johnclement189]

Uuggh Stronghold crusader voice brings back the sweet nostalgia

[@AronHel1]

0:27 I feel so proud this happened in my country, thanks for being a meme chile!! ❤

[@slaughter2168]

VIVA CHILE MIERDA

[@masterninjaize]

That "Fuck you Hannibal this shit easy" had me laughing my ass off

[@theomaidenfire3284]

four seconds in "SWORDS MAN ATTAck!" "RUN THEM THRU" [sounds of combat] me: STRONGHOLD QUESTION MARK?

[@Ray-yv7kn]

That Stronghold Crusader beginning tho. LMAO.

[@australiansebmeow]

koifish keep up the great work

[@jimbotine]

"Great"

[@DrogaModerna]

0:27 Tengo El Placer De Decir, Chileno De Corazooon! Saludos a Mis Compatriotas I Have The Pleasure Of Say, Chilean Of Hearth! Hugs From Chile :) PD:The Vídeo Is Filmes In The Subway And Yeah He is A Little Crazy Jaja

[@themadapples2143]

I have never heard an outros' songs' pitch get changed so many times for every video xd

[@Koifish]

HEHE

[@ulisesdemostenes7074]

@@Koifish what is the beautiful song pls?

[@RiverFerret]

@@ulisesdemostenes7074 sabaton the last stand

[@infamous987]

Koifish the meme god

[@rugbyforzimbos8577]

You really cracked me up with the Hannibal joke LMAO

[@Darkflo23]

Any chance of a video on the Warsword Conquest mod?

[@potats9619]

YES PLEASE !!!!

[@lordinquisitorpeter8221]

I already asked for that in the star wars video. He said that he might.

[@YunsAvatar]

How to win the Pope's favor: beat him down in combat. Makes sense.

[@mr.doppelganger4716]

0:27 a regular day in Chile with the trobadour

[@Festias]

Definitely one of the best, laughed out loud at the cut to the "can't believe you've done this" video.

[@foydedker3083]

1:09 probably he gonna make a funny face 1:11 king in the nord!!!!! ( prepare axe to chop some swadian milk drinker)

[@rodrikforrester6989]

You could not have chosen a better place to put that epic 8-bit cover worthy of 8-bit universe. I only wish it was a tad louder.

[@rydu1353]

1:33 part about quitting i love that reference

[@rodrikforrester6989]

Making me check my discord near the 3:10 mark was a dirty move. Well played.

[@andreibeast2574]

Another great made experience, full of jokes, memes and what i appreciate the most, your incredible talent of editing Good job Koiboy!!

[@gloster9219]

Love the amounts of references, sabaton, and stronghold crusader too. Epik

[@joshuameadus7861]

I didn't know you played crusader! You should do a series on stronghold my dude

[@lakken5731]

1:57 after seven years in development, hopefully it was worth the wait.

[@justcallmehfenux1186]

Who would win? DEUS VULT! or PRAISE ODIN!!!

[@marc7817]

For Odin!

[@marc7817]

But deus vult a little at least.

[@cianbarry9207]

PRAISE ODIN

[@duchessskye4072]

Hail the Allfather

[@jooj2955]

DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT

[@IMP-vi6je]

0:07 Attacker named will:👁️👄👁️ Attacker named non :👍

[@Xaycalijah]

Do you know which mod it is? I really want to play it.

[@lamelime1]

@@Xaycalijah anno domini, ik im a bit late but better late than never

[@Xaycalijah]

@@lamelime1 thanks mate

[@chemacdr2715]

6:40 my favorite part

[@isscng]

10/10 Would retake the Holy Land behind the leadership of Cruz Aider.

[@1800pouned]

But how many people listened to Sabaton before the memes? Those are the true Sabaton fans.

[@braydenj1327]

People actually listen to sabaton unironically?

[@thesekidscantfight01]

I still do

[@gunnaratlisson6528]

Me

[@danieldeandrade5741]

“Takes whole video to get to Jerusalem” Seems about right, just had to lose Jerusalem to make it perfect 👌

[@diavolo7470]

1:55 after the tf2 joke i want to die

[@deeterfly]

No idea why I find these so entertaining, but keep it up LOL

[@cigercihakan5558]

Sees Seljuks. CRIES

[@cigercihakan5558]

@An Anatolian Guy yorumdan bişey anladıysam ****** olayım

[@LichlordKazam]

Gotta hate those cowardly horse archers!

[@cigercihakan5558]

Just a good army

[@beypazarbagmls6791]

@@Hussar-bt8sv are you a greek?

[@veysels9628]

@@beypazarbagmls6791 don't know about him but I am a hittian

[@pinkdogroslyn8832]

When it said “FUCK YOU HANNIBAL THIS SHIT EASY” I wheezed like a fucking steam train

[@SC-jq9og]

DEUS VULT ! NON NOBIS DOMINE

[@hamarbiljungskile8953]

Sed nomini tuo

[@kaungkaung2208]

its more like LET NO NOOBS DOMINATE

[@kingtheoden5140]

Nope. Allahu Akbar > Deus Vult

[@Bobbusinessgaming]

@fantasticmoose look a atheist

[@acluigi2333]

@fantasticmoose why are you so mad on Christians community ,we cannot for that your asshole looks like Japanese flag than please dont wrote hateful bullshit without reason

[@dylangrizzle]

That 8 bit version of that song was quite fitting. Funny video dude.

[@Koifish]

Thanks my dude! :D

[@paritoshd]

Holy shit nice cover. Credit sound guy?

[@Koifish]

Not soundguy this time! Link in the description! :D

[@alphabimbleton8172]

The kazoo cover was superior

[@ardademirkale9858]

Agree, still waiting for a full kazoo cover

[@AltAttano-kq8my]

Paritosh Deshpande paritosh aren’t you the guy from el jefe aka Jeff’s stream

[@paritoshd]

@@AltAttano-kq8my yes, I am. Oh shit you're attano

[@rando23232]

0:37 did i just heard bogan? thats awesome.

[@HolyFurryFish1998]

The references in this video are a comical masterpiece; excellent work, Mr Fish!

[@Juppie902]

Six Kingdoms, and one in the north: THE KING IN THE NORTH! Johnny Snowey Boii: mm K

[@oguzhansen1245]

GUYS pizza theme song spiderman 2 the game 2:02

[@andrewmeyer3599]

Stronghold references? 10/10 Footmen "FORWAAAARD" screams from me

[@incarnandine]

2:10 Love, from an Italian fan haha

[@foxstar612]

Sabaton released a statement: the crusades are about The Last Stand

[@artyom4765]

4:26 First selfie ever (colorized)

[@marsdecastro9881]

Medieval selfie

[@FordFemboy150]

4:25 Dude brought a fucking go-pro with the selfie stick to battle.

[@rodrikforrester6989]

You, sir, are simply excellent at shitposting. You've grown much since your early days, and I foresee the day when you, even with your niche content and refusal to clickbait (almost, except for that awful Dank Edition *checkmark* thingy). This is the most well-edited video you've ever made. I guess you've learned much from Simo!

[@alexandramartinez8963]

I love the music you put on the videos Edit: spear of justice is my favorite

[@CheemsofRegret]

We will take back the HOLY LAND!

[@revencovictor370]

Chooses The holy Roman empire, goes crusading, plays song about the holy Roman empire sacking Rome

[@sethleoric2598]

The crusades are basically: " Deus Vult! Vs Allahu Akhbar!"

[@avgvstvs7]

4th Crusade Deus Vult! vs O Stavros Nika!

[@sethleoric2598]

@@avgvstvs7 oh yeah

[@tinbtinb1148]

While the jews watch.

[@williamsmith6706]

@@tinbtinb1148 crusaders went after jews too

[@germanss4311]

@@williamsmith6706 Not christian enoug

[@brentmatthewc.hipolito4358]

Ah nothing like Stronghold Voices from the Knight, Crossbow(?), and Pikemen(?) units to up your crusader game.

[@comic1125]

Cruz Aider looks like Balian from Kingdom of Heaven dfq.

[@adas3497]

I waited for such a glorious outro. Thank you papa.

[@thehammerofolympia5732]

We will take Jerusalem DEUS VULT

[@walnzell9328]

Hey. It's me. Ya boi God. Um. So I've decided to give Jerusalem to the Orthodox church. You can all suck my omnipotent d*ck.

[@Hussar-bt8sv]

@@walnzell9328 Byzantine is what i want

[@xinzhao2409]

No you wont

[@walnzell9328]

They'll take Jerusalem over a mountain of dead civilians. But it's okay, because Jesus would have done the same, right?

[@xinzhao2409]

Muslims and church have fought for it for more then thousand year but jews show up and took it without war. That is so fucking funny

[@sjhshdhdhdcxhdhbdhfb1734]

The last stand. My favorite music.

[@darkhope97]

00:30 we are famous

[@jonathanwells223]

3/10 not enough soldiers deserting you during the voyage to Acre

[@AzraelDeathless]

Everyone talking about everything in the video but I dont see anyone asking... is the brave soul that charged headfirst alongside koifish over the wall still alive? Did he make it long enough to see the glory of Jerusalem? The brave man at 5:41

[@LilacYuty]

Finally! The video I’ve all been waiting for!

[@abyssprimus]

Pls do a Mount and Blade Janissary or Sipahi experience

[@deusvult2745]

Drachame Lethaldiran Sipahi is Indian

[@antonioziccarelli3396]

Great work Crusader Koifish, Protector of the Holy Land

[@alik.5990]

You should try Crusade Against Jihad mod

[@TheTaloth]

Ok, after this video I need somehow a Winged Hussars Experience, I don't care what you think of With Fire and Steel, Sabaton's worth it.

[@fletaun]

Next week on crusader experience, the sand boi revenge

[@Koifish]

Sandboi SIMO?!

[@gabrokkerhun]

Sands of Faith, an entire mod dedicated to the crusades that has been worked on for years and is one of the finest for Warband: *exists* Koi, ready to make a crusader M&B video: Nah nigga.

[@Koifish]

What can i say, it sometimes be like that :D

[@gabrokkerhun]

@@Koifish kek, thanks for answering based fish, take care.

[@МиколаТопало-к2й]

What is that "Ave Maria, Ave Maria, DEUS VULT!" song?

[@МиколаТопало-к2й]

@Ben Mokriš Thank you! And if I google that with some "AVE MARIA DEUS VULT" I eventually find the thing I need - the song itself with the phrase over it

[@thekraken1909]

JESUS CHRIST I LOST MY SHIT AT THAT SNIPE TO HANNIBAL FUCKING ALPS, MAN GOD BLESS YOU, KOI. WE DON'T DESERVE YOU.

[@countnealcha331]

Imagine playing the anno domini mod Then koifish makes a video on it . My satisfaction is immeasurable and my day is saved

[@MelFinch]

this is the most serotonin I've received in a while

[@butterfunger5081]

1:45 what is the song?

[@nationalboyo9377]

Bubamara

[@AA-sz5wm]

when The Last Stand blasted i was like "my only surprise is that dont played earlier"

[@athomicritics]

6:26 what is that song , i keep searching for it

[@stiqioy]

Billy Joel - piano man

[@010WhatMy]

Mosad wants to know your location

[@xavierknightexcalabur5687]

I heard bogan's voice... oh yis

[@MasterOfTheBrood]

Only people who've played Stronghold Crusaders understand the majesty of the opening

[@kimdahyun2893]

The stronghold crusader swordsman voice....ahhh the nostalgia...moo nin your lordship

[@edmondflood3991]

SABATON INTENSIFIES

[@captainanka7913]

I like that you used The Last stand but in like a synth version in this video, Sabton is one of my favourite bands. Du är en levande legend, hälsningar från Jämtland

[@Koifish]

8bit actually! :D It's very good! Tackar tackar!

[@JackKommyHucT1917]

100% historical accurate

[@Generichomeboy]

3:04 HAHA jokes on you I don't need discord cause I have no friends! LOL

[@NekogoahIgowakay]

Hearing the Stronghold audio was priceless!!! Best one yet, great job man!

[@crow775]

*_need more wood, S I R E_*