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@VaazkLShorts11 ай бұрын
no sleep for this video if i sound abit weirder, idk couldnt sleep. subscribe for more videos, also drop video ideas
@TroyTheCatFish11 ай бұрын
Boss fight memes
@M_and_Col11 ай бұрын
Murder drones memes
@TroyTheCatFish11 ай бұрын
Frog memes 🐸
@steveeemanny11 ай бұрын
Bro you are working so hard, please stop for a while and go on vacation, you deserve a rest
@TroyTheCatFish11 ай бұрын
Capybara memes
@suopwith11 ай бұрын
These memes motivated me to call Porsche customer support and ask if they still make the Ferdinand tank destroyer
@arthursparks-topic86011 ай бұрын
@@AndyDevious ☝️🤓
@EpicGamer-dr4sl11 ай бұрын
@@AndyDevious what?
@ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo810611 ай бұрын
Get ready for the whole thing to sink into the ground and struggle at slight hills
@suopwith11 ай бұрын
@@ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106 real
@narrowgauge072711 ай бұрын
Have fun with that, im thinking of calling GM, Chrysler, or Ford, and asking if they got any M4 Shermans in stock.
@t4ct11 ай бұрын
im a simple man, i see the word *memes* , i click.
@I-got-lost-Zoro11 ай бұрын
I saw the words Women will blame everything on zodiac signs
@wiktorrzepa595011 ай бұрын
@@I-got-lost-Zoroeven their death
@emmaforsure488411 ай бұрын
felt that
@kajastopka-wojtal5811 ай бұрын
Imagine having any *bi**es*
@BoscoBenson11 ай бұрын
Yes
@AmericaTheBeautiful411 ай бұрын
The pure calmness in your voice makes these memes 10x funnier.
@georgebodenreider743611 ай бұрын
bro i swear this guy could make a 28th president of bulgaria memes and they would somehow be funny
@SeverelyUndercaffeinated11 ай бұрын
Facts.
@turtlesrprettycool337911 ай бұрын
weirdly specific but aight
@DarkLeaaf11 ай бұрын
Love at first crash
@crktritual2 ай бұрын
We know
@igkslife11 ай бұрын
9:34 the 2 goes first, then 3, and then 1. Note: a similar setup exists down the road from where I live, but with stop sign. 1 will always stop before the the rest, and be the last to turn.
@honkymcwhiteboy408411 ай бұрын
On account of that yield sign? Or regardless?
@Buzzumbud11 ай бұрын
As a 12 year old individual, I was very excited when I went through this picture, scrolled down to the comments, and saw that I was right. I am a New Yorker tho
@ethangames518911 ай бұрын
Doesn't 3 go first? (I am not from the us)
@DataDownLynk11 ай бұрын
@@ethangames5189 No, because 2 is just continuing on the road, they wont really need to slow down or stop, 3 has to slow down or come to a stop to make that turn and will have to wait for 2 to pass then make the turn after. And 1 will go last because, unless he's an asshole, he can't pull out onto a road in front of people. Mind you, the sign by 2 may overrule this, but I can't make it out and also I don't think there are any signs like that (Stop sign excluded) that would require someone just continuing down the road to stop for anyone turning off or onto the road.
@aguyonyt111 ай бұрын
@@DataDownLynkthe sign by 2 is a right side up triangle, and therefore not a yield sign
@SeverelyUndercaffeinated11 ай бұрын
18:06 *JESUS CHRIST THE AMOUNT OF EMOTIONAL DAMAGE DELT IN THAT NOTE IS ENOUGH TO KILL SOMEONE*
@samjohnson18133 ай бұрын
Yes
@Raadicality11 ай бұрын
3:03 ASPARAGUS 💀
@staticbuilds761311 ай бұрын
7:32 had a damn heart attack then the left ear heard that noise
@angeloamaral91415 ай бұрын
Yeah, should have been a brap brap brap brap
@michaelb.300611 ай бұрын
17:04 for those who don’t understand why her car broke down allow me to teach you the difference between diesel and gasoline engines. A gasoline engine uses spark plugs to ignite the gasoline in the combustion chamber which forces the piston to move. A diesel engine use’s compression and glow plugs to ignite the diesel. When a gasoline car all of a sudden gets diesel in the chamber the diesel ignites too early for the engine and starts to break the pistons and engine block.
@Quasar_175711 ай бұрын
which can cause engine knocking, which damages the cyclinder walls and pistons, which means, she has to replace here entire engine,
@michaelb.300611 ай бұрын
@@Quasar_1757 certainly a more detailed description of what I provided my good fellow.
@isaachunt694209 ай бұрын
The engine at 2:01 is a Holden 304 5 litre v8 likely from a Holden Commodore second gen (4 Models from 1988-2000 VN/VP/VR/VS). From second gen commodore, they typically made 165kw (221hp) of power, with 385nm (284lb-ft) of torque. Despite power figures being low by today's standard, the engine goes hard and is fucken bulletproof.
@hassanbeast57786 ай бұрын
I don't know if you're a car enthusiast or A CAR ENTHUSIAST
@mot3600official4 ай бұрын
I just said pushrod v8
@isaachunt694204 ай бұрын
@@mot3600official and technically you'd be right. That being said, if I wasn't an Aussie myself, I probably wouldn't know what the engine was, I would have thought the same thing. It's pretty much an exclusively Australian built engine built by Holden, or Australian general motors pretty much. The reason I know so much about it is because I have one. But hey, it's still a pushrod v8 afterall.
@AtlynYoutube3 ай бұрын
i hate the fact that because of how he is saying it, this man probably just knows that specific engine and didnt reverse image search it
@PaGDu3332 ай бұрын
@@isaachunt69420can I change it from banana to aubergine?
@turbo_marc11 ай бұрын
As a car guy, I approve of these memes.
@kajastopka-wojtal5811 ай бұрын
As an anime guy, i do not give a fuck
@Tornado240911 ай бұрын
As a car guy, I can also approve
@Tornado240911 ай бұрын
@@kajastopka-wojtal58Initial D fans: 😔
@turbo_marc11 ай бұрын
@@kajastopka-wojtal58 :(
@zombietastic-shorts11 ай бұрын
@@turbo_marc alright horse girl
@miaugato9311 ай бұрын
8:17 "oh my check engine light is on" _pops bonnet_ "Yep it's there" _closes bonnet, resumes driving_
@DerrickLong8711 ай бұрын
13:54 oh I get it because both of them are dead
@mallow242911 ай бұрын
Imagine the horrible sound produced by the chalkboard half of the car getting scratched by another car
@kajastopka-wojtal5811 ай бұрын
Imagine having a father
@mallow242911 ай бұрын
@@kajastopka-wojtal58 bruh what
@SeverelyUndercaffeinated11 ай бұрын
My ears hurt just imagining that, like imagine titanic style scraping against the iceberg along the whole length of the car, shuddering just thinking about it.
@Snowy-oq4ur11 ай бұрын
AHHHHHHHHH
@Youowesettness11 ай бұрын
7:32 the more I listen to this, the harder it becomes not to burst out laughing.
@Legomaster2211.11 ай бұрын
5:02 the police are working tirelessly to catch the criminals
@FjordIsntAGamer8 ай бұрын
That got me
@Legomaster2211.8 ай бұрын
@@FjordIsntAGamer haha
@DittoGTI5 ай бұрын
Underrated comment
@DeviousMous9 ай бұрын
4:11 "braille for blind drivers"
@paratsuki8 ай бұрын
the “sorry I’m an asparagus” one has led me to make an asparagus constellation.
@paratsuki8 ай бұрын
constellation of the asparagus alpha asparagi / yasai (vegetables in japanese) beta asparagi / taeam (food in arabic) gamma asparagi / imo asparagus (the bottom of the asparagus in latin) delta asparagi / caput asparagi (the top of the asparagus in latin)
@car-timelapse-drawer11 ай бұрын
As a car I can confirm these memes are real
@kajastopka-wojtal5811 ай бұрын
As a person who got hit by a car, you are getting sued
@car-timelapse-drawer11 ай бұрын
@@kajastopka-wojtal58 as a car i will simply drive to canada then get thrown to the impond lot
@fazalerabbi_2k75111 ай бұрын
you're the audi that hit my Kei suzuki wagon R !
@car-timelapse-drawer11 ай бұрын
@@fazalerabbi_2k751 as a German vehicle, I feel offended by Chinese vehicles what can I say?
@fazalerabbi_2k75111 ай бұрын
@@car-timelapse-drawer Its JDM and you calling it CHINESE makes me hate you AUDI
@verytonk11 ай бұрын
24:35 the car going in backwards (not sure but it looks vaguely like a miata) could be an imported model with the driver on the other side, hence why it's going in backwards
@Grass_Choppers11 ай бұрын
Yea or I could be RHD swapped
@angeloamaral91415 ай бұрын
It’s problably an Eunos Roadster from Japan
@Tornado240911 ай бұрын
7:33 that was a very good impression of a 1.3L Mazda 13B two-rotor
@xastino300311 ай бұрын
-Rotary Vaazkl doesn't exist, he can't make your day. Rotary Vaazkl :
@Drif1911 ай бұрын
BRAPAAPAPAPAAP
@ASweetShortCake11 ай бұрын
7:54 😂 That’s hilarious. Protect that man!
@bettafishdudeman687410 ай бұрын
13:00 that engine stand really said I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
@barrettson10289 ай бұрын
0:59 My truck has this gear knob bruh💀. I’m afraid one day ima reach for the radio, and the next thing I know my driveshaft is falling out while going 70 mph
@SacredRat11 ай бұрын
1:12 This image is pure pain
@Lucifer_Cardozo11 ай бұрын
20:01 Jeremy Clarkson’s car in Eurocrash
@arandomweebontheinternet895710 ай бұрын
0:51 "do you believe in gravity?"
@Gemstone_Vodka10 ай бұрын
10:13 but it was most likely his money
@joebidenfardepicgaming123offic11 ай бұрын
4:18 that studder
@illegalcumtrader5611 ай бұрын
9:15 they say Volvo's are tanks, who knew they were rocketships as well
@ChickenNugget465811 ай бұрын
10:20 99 civic hatchback fr one of my dream cars lol😂
@Kod13611 ай бұрын
3:30 erm, akshully, that’s a co driver 🤓
@lowkeydiegoduran472411 ай бұрын
2:41 i mean she isn't wrong, wolkswagen owns porsche lol
@jershwaa11 ай бұрын
as a car guy, these truly are the car memes of all time.
@crowpearl57111 ай бұрын
7:32 The car noises are appreciated, the resulting visualization was very vivid
@mx.lilith6669 ай бұрын
I COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THE SOUNDSSSS
@DUDE-gx7cy11 ай бұрын
12:41 Imagine you hear an other worldly rumble and see a ghost fly down the street 😂
@Evil_kanye11 ай бұрын
😭
@F-35BLightningII11 ай бұрын
Na bro I would think the covenant was invading Earth 💀💀💀
@RacerTheNPC11 ай бұрын
6:20 Normal people: Yes, that is a perfect car for a zombie apocalypse. Gamers: WAIT THATS THE TRUCK FROM GTA!
@AWizardAndaMouse34328 ай бұрын
For me, its more like “THATS THE TRUCK FROM BEMING DRIVE!!”
@jaxeitheOG8 ай бұрын
I was gonna say it
@trashpanda174211 ай бұрын
4:03 It took me a second to process that
@LordMort-jk8gq11 ай бұрын
24:09 even though I’m the only one who cares about it, these photos were stolen from a book called “The art of clean-up”. If you have OCD, you should get this book.
@Solesteam11 ай бұрын
5:08 As a guy, I can clearly see the difference in colour, but not the point of having or even selling both.
@just-there11 ай бұрын
Same
@d4n31211 ай бұрын
7:30 that felt really nice on my left ear
@EggoBeggo__8 ай бұрын
3:02 this one had me wheezing💀 Bro really said “asparagus” lmfao
@player1maximum78411 ай бұрын
I will never understand why sometimes he censors cusses and sometimes doesn't
@kajastopka-wojtal5811 ай бұрын
To make people like you comment 💀💀
@SalreixVonOtsuu11 ай бұрын
he doesn't he finds these elsewhere
@cheddarsunchipsyes814411 ай бұрын
Lol
@Gingua10 ай бұрын
7:22 what in the dukes of hazard
@Solesteam11 ай бұрын
3:22 A Samsung car then crashes in back of you receiving minor scratches and obliterating the apple car, then it proceeds to randomly shut down somewhere in the interstate... A Nokia car tows the both of them away, the driver crashing through a mountainside without a scratch to get the two apple and Samsung car passengers to the hospital faster.
@NOMEDOXXEARASHDTPM10 ай бұрын
18:11 when you lose your wheels in the long drive and the backup wheels were from a bike
@ToyotaCorollaAE86Trueno11 ай бұрын
23:51 as an Asian I don’t know anything else better than getting a car that I can be speeding in while making rice
@The_RetroManiac11 ай бұрын
1:45 Finally, the kei rv.
@stuffie517511 ай бұрын
10:52 I’m honestly getting *tired* of that joke
@CoreyTVTheEpicDavid89 ай бұрын
Im getting *exhausted* looking at these car jokes
@GOA_Games10 ай бұрын
11:31 bro this is me with ww2 planes 💀
@Navoii.10 ай бұрын
V70 is one of the cars of all time. My family has had one since 2011/2012, and it's still running really good. It's one of my favorite cars, just because it's so reliable
@mihaleben605111 ай бұрын
0:01 ah yes, accurate enough.
@kajastopka-wojtal5811 ай бұрын
+ that one puking dude
@mihaleben605111 ай бұрын
@@kajastopka-wojtal58 that would be me.
@lodonworks277311 ай бұрын
I'm both the happy and the energetic one.
@TroyTheCatFish11 ай бұрын
This is a certified 🚗 classic
@kajastopka-wojtal5811 ай бұрын
*classic*
@Tornado240911 ай бұрын
*classic*
@JakeDevs11 ай бұрын
Ccladsic
@chicapizza298 ай бұрын
7:31 I was confused for a moment, but I love the effort.
@mustiz189811 ай бұрын
02:00 B-8 Engine duh
@fleshplayingthings11 ай бұрын
Ratio
@justancomment427911 ай бұрын
V-8 banana split
@MicahFranco10 ай бұрын
bannnananannna
@burntpyromaniac8 ай бұрын
@@fleshplayingthingsyo mama
@rockpie8 ай бұрын
Banan8
@MrMoron-qn5rx11 ай бұрын
10:46 BEHOLD, A VAN!
@Coolturtledudehellyeah11 ай бұрын
8:45 is vw golf jester, there super rare.
@insert0511 ай бұрын
3:02 "I’m an asparagus" shouldn’t have been that funny 💀😂
@aedyn999311 ай бұрын
the first meme is very true
@kajastopka-wojtal5811 ай бұрын
And also there is the puking dude
@perishmortal66511 ай бұрын
5:38 actually tho if this happens maintain your speed cause if you stop you are going to get robbed, kidnapped, or even straight killed its better to take your chances with all popped wheels
@wildpurple00511 ай бұрын
3:43 Dude I have a picture of the exact same car
@JesseSmokesFish11 ай бұрын
more car memes please i love it
@NotACrash_Exe11 ай бұрын
The curb one was accurate and incredibly funny.
@ottern288511 ай бұрын
15:25 He became the very thing he swore to destroy.
@timewalker665411 ай бұрын
While being a pedestrian today, I almost got hit by the 7:07 car.
@Pazzy360official5 ай бұрын
2:00 that would be a B8 engine, mainly found in the Banana Aventurere made by the Banana car company. This car is 70% water and costs about 300,000 bananas. Banana cars are mainly found in Kentucky and Illinois.
@isaachunt694204 ай бұрын
Hey mate, I've gotta correct you there. It's actually an Aussie engine, that's typically found in Australia, new Zealand and Mexico (used exclusively by the Mexican hoon cartel). Since it is Australia built, it was built upside down, it has springs for wheels, and it runs on bananas. The car does not have an exhaust, instead it has a speaker, that plays bananarama from its rear speaker. The car does not use engine oil, it uses banana smoothies instead of engine oil, and banana ice cream for coolant. To top it all off, the 8 cylinder banana engine, is called a 304. It is constantly hungry and eats Ford's for breakfast. I hope this helps, knowledge is power.
@Athithan_200011 ай бұрын
25:33 I choose the white van, because at I can get her back!
@Outerscale11 ай бұрын
1:07 na he just plain mario kart wii
@andyroughcut452111 ай бұрын
16:25 made me laugh harder than i ever thought i would laugh 💀
@robotnikgaming997611 ай бұрын
that classic porsche is so beautiful.
@xTsunamiix11 ай бұрын
4:05 that…..makes no sense 😭 7:32 lmaooo 😭😭 those car sounds are great
@thescentist38911 ай бұрын
7:42 not if you hotwire your car
@thekobracrewwithasideofsal767811 ай бұрын
At 2:36 it shows a car from around 1972-1980
@burntpyromaniac8 ай бұрын
“UhM aChShUaLlY” 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓
@thekobracrewwithasideofsal76788 ай бұрын
@@burntpyromaniac what did I do to offend you?
@burntpyromaniac8 ай бұрын
@@thekobracrewwithasideofsal7678 “AcCoRdInG tO mY cAlCuLaShUiOnS” 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓
@Dropped243611 ай бұрын
19:12 a bloody good hanger that stops your shirts getting creased
@KeeperofShadows-gd9bb11 ай бұрын
19:01 I was told a different lie by my best friends' parents. You know that button with the red triangle on it? It activates the hazard lights. I was told that it causes the car to lock you inside and then self-destruct. Any time we mouthed off while in that car, my friend's dad would just start moving his hand toward that button and threaten to push it if we didn't behave. We didn't dare try to call his bluff.
@lordhellstrande276311 ай бұрын
Can I steal this for my own kids?
@KeeperofShadows-gd9bb11 ай бұрын
@@lordhellstrande2763 go right ahead. Hopefully they believe you.
@canfloph11 ай бұрын
8:48 i live on brasil so we still have this on the car
@Drif1911 ай бұрын
Também kkkk
@9gamegamer11 ай бұрын
4:42 that's an emergency charger so if you run out you can still get to a real charger. and not have to be towed
@klarabarunovic984111 ай бұрын
7:32 oh my... did you just shit yourself?!😂😂😂
@Tornado240911 ай бұрын
Nah, he Mazda'd himself
@sfsgaming783111 ай бұрын
1:25 That is a SCP lol (literaly, ant remember the number though)
@Solesteam11 ай бұрын
2:22 Y'all see car blurred out word, I see tacky interior design.
@mikeflytr10 ай бұрын
9:47 super relatable
@Xboy12074 ай бұрын
I loved the car noises at 7:34
@aka_tinyglobepreasentations11 ай бұрын
I think a bike meme video would be nice... all these car memes are driving me insane
@kajastopka-wojtal5811 ай бұрын
🗿🍷
@SeverelyUndercaffeinated11 ай бұрын
Nah, I couldn't *handle* a bike meme video
@kajastopka-wojtal5811 ай бұрын
@@SeverelyUndercaffeinated 🗿🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷
@aka_tinyglobepreasentations11 ай бұрын
bro couldn't even get a rip on a climbing video
@_cam-11 ай бұрын
5:29 what did they do to that poor camaro
@IhateYoutubesmoderation11 ай бұрын
Lamborghini “Invent A Door”😂
@gcookie57211 ай бұрын
5:40 I am no expert, But i am pretty sure that suv is indeed floating
@Solesteam11 ай бұрын
0:47 Poll-uwu-tion
@kadenplatt78211 ай бұрын
0:42 Mf got that venom helmet 💀
@dezzidumpwing475011 ай бұрын
i watched this video while playing minecraft. the bit where you made sounds scared me because i thought it was some weird ass mob coming to kill me
@rus000411 ай бұрын
2:00 That's a Holden 5L V8, with the famous "bunch of bananas" intake.
@iamtherealsentaliium11 ай бұрын
0:37 i hate to be the nerd but im pretty sure that's either coolant or antifreeze
@klarabarunovic984111 ай бұрын
It's fabreeze...
@Tornado240911 ай бұрын
Obviously
@LocalBroom11 ай бұрын
Broom.
@chonkpenguino917911 ай бұрын
🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹
@kajastopka-wojtal5811 ай бұрын
*broom*
@Tornado240911 ай бұрын
Broom.
@dodsonbrooks3654 ай бұрын
8:49 i may be gen z and not able to drive but my 80s jeep has the crank windows 🤣🤣
@NotGrimman11 ай бұрын
The rain here just leaves my car even dirtier
@deetzyboywonder931211 ай бұрын
Bro you reused like 6 memes in this video like put them in twice in this video you should work on that
@dark_angel757711 ай бұрын
car?
@kajastopka-wojtal5811 ай бұрын
*car* indeed
@Tornado240911 ай бұрын
car
@TurboStormOfficial9 ай бұрын
1:26 I live in the town right next to this one, and I see these cars everyday, it took me a minute to realize why it’s funny. I was just staring there thinking “yeah, cuz they’re from sandwich”
@OJ_3611 ай бұрын
8:50 My family has an old Chevy Prizm from the mid 90’s and it has no working AC and roll up/down windows. Never been more thankful that my mom has a 2012 Ac' with powered windows.