The Best Jokes About MY GIRLFRIEND | Jimmy Carr

So, apparently I mention my girlfriend a lot in my jokes...so as a tribute here is a compilation of the BEST ones. I hope you enjoy...
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[@michaelprice9159]

Of course Jimmy cries after sex, pepper spray really stings.

[@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810]

🤣 gold.

[@nikita5917]

💀

[@Boris82]

Dude that was a great joke 😄 Typical Carr joke as well haha A little rapy

[@gillhann244]

Jimmy you are an incredibly clever man, the jokes and come backs at the audiences just roll off your tongue like velvet. Jimmy carr I bloody love you.

[@mrsleep0000]

Yeah, he was especially clever when he was punching down on the unvaxxed, such a great guy!

[@Maximilian260592]

@@mrsleep0000 you can never punsh down to much on a antivaxx idiot

[@rob-890]

@@Maximilian260592 it's too not to

[@lachiesmart8710]

@@mrsleep0000 punches down in everyone dunno what you need to be so entitled to that

[@musicloverme3993]

@@rob-890 It's, "to be or not to be."

[@ItisSusan]

Love ya Jimmy. The whole world needs more laughter in these times. Thanks for the 🤣 🤣.

[@JamesParker-qh2ei]

Jimmy., your jokes can melt the cares of winter away. You are a master of humor. Like all masters now and before . What you provide is far better than anything given above, over, or beneath the Rx counter. Forget the dealers and the "$l@gs". Laugher is the best medicine. Thank you Jimmy.

[@ImACompulsiveLiar]

Oi oi. Jimmy, you've made me laugh again. Keep up the amazing work you do

[@sneakybinders]

These never get old

[@dadjokeschannel]

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back

[@patdavis6383]

Awesome as always!

[@dustydo8048]

I don’t care what they say, I love Jimmy. 😂

[@philbarrett3739]

I don't think I've seen the first clip before and I thought I'd seen everything he's done at least once 🤔

[@bukx21]

From the background, probably from 2011 show, Being Funny.

[@boomknuffelaar]

Well surely you've seen your mom before, but you can't expect to have seen everything he's done 😮

[@callumjathomas3329]

@@boomknuffelaar she’s *

[@D50Music]

He does a lot, a very fruitful career

[@komiismywaifu7616]

@@D50Music he does do a lot, mainly guys, very fruity indeed.

[@shikhar.awasthi]

Jimmy and Ricky with their girlfriend jokes! 🤣🤣

[@kfures3469]

Jimmy, you are absolutely hilarious. I never laughed so hard in my life

[@kay-dc8495]

Jimmy has the best jokes

[@jvjonster4200]

Love your comedy!

[@BarriosGroupie]

I love Jimmy's Asperger's delivery

[@WilliamHBaird-eq2hp]

This is Jimmy at his best!

[@saussierlaurier6397]

Jimmy u deserve millions of subscribers❤️from🇩🇿

[@brettm3472]

Jimmy should come tour in Oz

[@marcjames3487]

@@brettm3472 bloody right mate in Victoria we need some laughs !

[@redbeacon4871]

Love you Jimmy ,from California

[@daniellinnell346]

Absolute legend your hilarious

[@PeoplesPadre]

You should have bought the “lucky heather” 😂

[@johndoe-is2fw]

I dont watch german television, for 10 years now. But I watch so much british shows produced for it on youtube. its kind of a release to see public discourse isnt dead there.

[@natajohn]

Have I thought about what, putting a third finger in?🤣🤣🤣 we could give it a go but I don't think that's what the relationship is missing. This guy is hilarious!!😄😄

[@tesfuweldemikael2902]

LUBRICANT!

[@MadBalmer1]

Hilarious.. saw him live in Bangkok. Laughed my ass off

[@TheShadowReviewer]

What a creative comedian

[@h.u.l.k.7072]

Fuckin' amazing!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rosayoung4154]

Jimmy is hilarious

[@chuckselvage3157]

Gold

[@Piddlefoots]

YOU are a BAD BAD man, Love it, NEVER CHANGE, we downunder love you, even when you pick on us !!!

[@chaitanyachavan8503]

Favorite comedian right here

[@swaggycheese3035]

"Suddenly f***ing Chewbacca's in the car."

[@promilitia3312]

After watching his videos, my brain start to crying for help.

[@outseeker]

she's a lucky lady! :)

[@mohammadrezaherfatmanesh2540]

Great

[@NewMessage]

Never, Jimmy? * sidelong glance *

[@earthsecho4770]

Please come do a show in Johannesburg 🙏 We miss you !

[@slartybartfast1]

Thought south Africans would have had enough of fascists 😂

[@JG-vh1xc]

Thank u jimbo

[@beastfishing5257]

Don’t forget about the taxes! Much love from Texas!

[@henrikhyrup3995]

If you switch the vowels in Texas.... ;-)

[@slartybartfast1]

HMRC taxes

[@markymark5090]

@@henrikhyrup3995 Lmao. Also if I remember it right, Texas has no income tax

[@Tonyhouse1168]

\m/

[@marcjames3487]

The couple married 43 years ? Hilarious. Bet they had a great night after !

[@luciddreams3493]

Very tame for jimmy

[@mickey0303]

Jimmy as great as you are. by now I know all your Jokes, because I have seen all your Videos. would be nice to get some new Material soon......

[@fraspqr]

I gave my gf an organism once and she spat it back in my face, i was drinking water too 😂

[@davesmith4017]

Mate, are ya any good? When ya coming to Brisneyland?

[@daviddoyle982]

Please come to Australia 🇦🇺 Jimmy! Just don’t bugger up your Visa application! ;-)

[@brettm3472]

Apparently he is next year, 2023

[@daviddoyle982]

@@brettm3472 Thanks 🙏 for the heads up!

[@user-yx7dp2pl8t]

i just love that the voice comes from the diaphram... yeah it maybe always does that but some arent as heartless as Jimmy so it can come out louder KEKW

[@bouis]

Yeah you read the title correctly, he has a girlfriend

[@bouis]

@domovoi butler maybe not after this

[@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810]

You know they've had a kid a while back.

[@bouis]

@@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810 aww, the poor child

[@georgiacaine5744]

They have been together for over 20 years.

[@jdenmark1287]

We are just amazed you have a girlfriend. I am still not sure if she is deflatable though.

[@janaenae1338]

Long term✨🎉✨

[@esquilax5563]

02:05 this clip is so old, it's from back when women had pubic hair

[@liamfairhall1062]

Come to Australia jimmy

[@imwithstupid00011]

Close ur eyes and listen... it sadiq khan talking london mayoral policy lol.

[@PabloChocobar23]

My guy dank

[@mrfocigaz4942]

My guy dank

[@enikan73]

It's intriguing - PAYED By KZbin... That "Thing" I keep hearing about! 😄 😁 😂

[@skepticusmaximus184]

I was thinking about that crying after sex bit just after I woke this morning. I also recounted other mentions of crying after sex I'd heard of. The thing is, I've never understood or remotely felt, remorse from fornication. I made a mental note to look it up. I also wanted to find this clip of Jimmy's. I was just amazed to find it in my recommended list. Is YT/Google achieving ESP powers now?

[@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810]

Oh you're only just realising Google listen through your microphone?

[@skepticusmaximus184]

@@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810 But I never said anything about crying after sex out loud. That's why I suggested ESP.

[@Boris82]

Something happened in your surroundings before, that made you think about it. You don't realize it because you didn't experience this happening to you consciously. It works like unconscious advertising.

[@skepticusmaximus184]

@@Boris82 I'm not worried about what caused me to think about it. The point is how coincidental it was for YT to recommend something I thought about.

[@Boris82]

@@skepticusmaximus184 In this case it probably really was just coincidence. But this type of influential advertising (or whatever it's really called) isn't new.

[@geoffsmith9429]

That bloke at the end is not him, tis an impostor

[@obscurereference6298]

Sweet Caroline...

[@janaenae1338]

💖💓💕💓💕💓💕💖

[@fortuner123]

Surely that's not Jimmy Carr right at the end!

[@TheSleepLes]

You talking about your mum in public,Jimmy? Jolly brave …😀

[@Boris82]

Not just his mom, your mom as well. A lot about yours to be honest.

[@reubenmanzo2054]

Girlfriend: What if someone comes? Chalk it up to inexperience, maybe I've got this wrong... but isn't that the whole idea?

[@Gary-n]

Yep, you're inexperienced.

[@reubenmanzo2054]

@@Gary-n Sad but true.

[@darrenkellett]

😂😂😂😂❤️❤️

[@ebaypolice8761]

Jimmy Carr: you should be UK prime minister!

[@WhatTheFirstAidSpray]

Best jokes about your girlfriend? Better start with the easy ones... Which funnily enough.......

[@MsRetardedmidget]

He chose that thumbnail.

[@sharked8831]

I thought this was Jimmy krsnkies clip how I end up here

[@rob-890]

I didn't know they did liposuction exclusively on the face

[@noobandfriends2420]

Jordan Peterson sent me here.

[@AleksandarIvanov69]

Tf ? 😂 How ?

[@justindavid9979]

Right?

[@justindavid9979]

@@AleksandarIvanov69 , Peterson did a podcast with Carr. I think it was in November.

[@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810]

@@AleksandarIvanov69 Peterson posted his podcast episode with Jimmy 20hrs ago.

[@mattyallen3396]

The sea gull has a gf?

[@archimedeeznuts453]

Mate what is that thumbnail

[@PhoeniksStorm]

Genuinely thought he was a homosexual man

[@komiismywaifu7616]

I don’t have any jokes about my girlfriend. I don’t have a girlfriend, but my name and profile said that already. I don’t care what you think I’m keeping it.

[@oldguysmusic2929]

JImmy Carr looks a lot different than he did just a few years ago. Is it the haircut or maybe his girlfriend castrated him because of his jokes about her?

[@soloperformer5598]

Jimmy Carr tells jokes, I didn't know that.

[@flashrobbie]

Have some advertising revenue filter money, Jimmy Carr.

[@jakeomara7079]

Vile man

[@szymongrabarczyk3561]

I thought he was gay

[@coryparni3620]

Jimmy found out his girlfriend was half romany and had to back pay our taxes

[@louis3141]

I hope you use the money from KZbin to pay your taxes lol

[@photofinish8607]

He doesn't have a girlfriend.

[@TikTok-lu7eu]

he has a gf... I thought he was gay.

[@DataStorm1]

No wonder you had tax problems, if you don't know how you get money from this platform...

[@slartybartfast1]

Fascists are quite funny 🤣

[@daniellekiey-thomas1327]

🤮

[@bollix2k]

He ripped into the un vaxxed on netflix and for this I hope instant pharma takes care of him...

[@williamhuey3205]

The laugh track sucks

[@artful1967]

Have you not gone to the "Berhard Manning retirement home for comedians that are well past their sell by date" yet?

[@paulwilliams9381]

I thought you were cancelled?

[@hhouser9783]

More lame attempts at stand up.

[@aaronroberts4264]

This is not comedy I don't know what it is it's not funny

[@marconigreenwood]

You should stick to mrs brown - more your style maybe

[@Pwills]

He’s definitely not a comedian for snowflakes that’s for sure, personally I think he is brilliant

[@ThatChrissyGirl]

Just because it isn't comedy to you, doesn't mean it isn't comedy. Personally think it's hilarious.

[@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810]

S U B J E C T I V E.

[@Slash1066]

He's absolutely hilarious

[@kevincloar2443]

I don't see the appeal of this guy. He's painfully unfunny

[@nicpilditch8961]

Why do you watch them then. If you don't enjoy them dont watch them easy as that, there's no need to go on every video and make a negative comment.

[@sirrathersplendid4825]

@@nicpilditch8961 Jimmy Carr must have bullied him at school or something...

[@nicpilditch8961]

@@sirrathersplendid4825 Yeah haha, either that or he got destroyed when he heckled at a show.

[@roystonrubble7103]

Hes definitely funny although his double standards about BLM being off limits for comedy annoy the sh1t outta me

[@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810]

@@nicpilditch8961 alternative theory, it's Jimmy's missus with a fake profile.

[@Gabbyb1967]

Gold