THE BEST OF BRITISH DRAFT (MUST INCLUDE SCOTLAND, ENGLAND, WALES, NORTHERN IRELAND) | FILTHY @ FIVE

[@jimmyconway9893]

Tego only saying “the crowd is 8 years old” because he’s been reading the comments slating him every week 😂😂😂

[@esho2279]

He always reads comments and cries on twitter.

[@Stringer_Bell70]

LOOOOOOOL trus

[@veejay4828]

🤣🤣🤣

[@HertoftheCity]

😭😭😭

[@stjiro]

he said 9 years old, concentrate

[@ajay-xq3ze]

Lumos is coming out his shell week by week an I’m here for it

[@Exzactz]

Burner accounts for days

[@marshallcampbell6498]

Nah that Overmars call was a howler

[@BoatBoy909]

and Tego dont like it for some reason

[@ben2F]

@@BoatBoy909 cos hes insecure, crowd have been clambering for an intervention but its never gonna happen

[@sangiwemzamo2028]

Lumos is really making an impact this pre-season. 😂😂

[@PhenyoPilatso]

30 year old wonderkid

[@urstube6901]

"IMPACT?" we watching the same show?

[@nonchalant308]

Hes so odd 😂😂😂 jafakain 😂😂😂

[@Suad999]

Facts

[@SAMBA10]

WONDERADULT

[@yvadcapalot8149]

25:00 - Lumos saying “Oh Sorry, Lock Me Up” has me in literal tears rn . Had Tego in his pocket today 😂😂😂

[@oliverratcliffe3569]

'he drank coke at the age of 1' Specs kills me everytime

[@gottfriedofori9783]

Tego coming like Lizzo the way he tries to make Lumos his punching bag. Classless

[@brafuptop9786]

😂😂😂😂

[@JustMas__]

Defo classless lad, gonna crack under the pressure one day 😅

[@llum0121]

Some of you are so emotional 😂😂😂

[@TheCreator1875]

He takes the piss out of specs and miles way more but sure, make things up if u want lol

[@tobitomori5459]

@@TheCreator1875 alright tego

[@Jerellaj]

Miles: Can I change it Fellas: no Miles: I don't want to 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ibrahimhassan711]

Fellas : you can’t pin him down Fellas: he’s like liquid

[@unmastered6154]

Sums him up really😂

[@DG-tm2tn]

He made the only manoeuvre he could in that situation you have the respect it 😂

[@l...m9415]

Unreal man 😂 miles is too shameless

[@FA7THA]

Ahhhh the classic no look pass

[@B_razzer]

Lumos is man marking Tego today 😂

[@Mumbler100]

Herrera on Hazard vibes

[@teamtakage2180]

Tego needs a week off bruv idk what Lumos did to him but he lowkey hates him

[@veejay4828]

@@teamtakage2180 trust guy said be you. Thinks hes mr perfect does my head in

[@teamtakage2180]

@@veejay4828 People keep saying we need him to organise things like these aren't grown men lmao

[@KidCudi72]

@@veejay4828 he always has to get the last word in and his opinion is final say on any pick. ridiculous his ego is fatter than his body.

[@steelpoo1604]

This is easily a top 10 all time episode, the banter was outrageous today, had me crying with laughter.

[@raejeann09]

Might be too 5 unno 😭🤣

[@TH3ENGLIISHDEVIL]

Home of banter

[@lauk6028]

Bro I just know imma come back to this vid many times. Too funny 😭 top 5 you know

[@JamesSaukila]

Lumos was a chaos baller this episode 😂

[@abdulelegushi938]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@kordeljohnson]

Palace Yannick Bolasie vibes

[@Suad999]

Lumos was entertaining the fans

[@nlizzy9071]

Saint-Max in 21-22😅😅

[@Jake-hs6wy]

Lumos 10/10 match rating today. Entertaining and getting onto Tego

[@dantejohnson9149]

Slightly drops because of the cheater impression but defo a 9/10

[@teamtakage2180]

@@dantejohnson9149 and overmars was a stinker but I didn't know myself tbf😂

[@cheeziepuss1843]

MOTM & POTM

[@CantClashMe]

“These man are beating” might be a top 10 Filthy Moment.

[@JustMas__]

Tego not happy about being in Lumos pocket this week 🤣, Lumos can’t get his pick out without constant ankle nipping from Tego. Well done Lumos 7/10

[@cheeziepuss1843]

9/10 sorry but had Tego in his back pocket for the full 90, my motm

[@CraigMPH]

Lumos was playing like Yannick Bolasie this episode, hella step-overs; even swiped the ground with his hand at one point 🤣

[@joshua80985]

“It’s your pick you mug” unreal from Margs 😂😭💀

[@lukewayne5251]

So no one picked Joe Cole.. CRIMINALLY underrated

[@lb7164]

For real, shocking

[@trackstar9133]

Perfect for a 4-4-2 aswell

[@bri1085]

Gerrard once said Joe Cole is better than Messi you know.

[@77_ACE.]

​@@bri1085Gerrard was on Spice that day

[@AbuSawsan]

​@@77_ACE. Hahahaha this killed me 😂😂

[@brukg.5580]

Miles is unintentionally funny 😂😂...good line-up as well🤝🏼

[@mahamudhassan7522]

Specs always delivering 10/10 performances. Elite player 😂😂😂

[@celtic69]

Can’t believe no one picked up him saying hunchback of Nostradamus 😭

[@mikecooper8283]

​@@celtic69qw2q😢😊😊2q2qw

[@YouKnowMeBruv]

Miles got multiple fouls and still ended up man of the match, what a performance 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼...

[@Unknown-yz9pw]

40:01 Lumos’s run ended here abruptly and then miles violated him just before he topped it off with a poor pick😂😂😂😂😂

[@Jacksonwilsonsss12]

I'm here for Lumos getting picked on every week despite just being a chill guy putting up 7s every week. Hall of fame summer. Haven't seen a summer performance like this since James Rodriguez in 2014 world cup

[@IGLmcmuffin]

The boys with the sunglasses were moving like the hardy boys today. Off the top ropes at every opportunity.

[@shakmanceljames9336]

Miles’ ability to dodge Ls is unreal😂😂😂😂

[@yungnate7155]

Big up Lumos this episode!! We need more of this ENERGY! 👏🏿

[@MojoTheMusicLover]

🤣🤣🤣 hearing jordy scream “oh my god” at Carroll 😂😂😂😂

[@KATENDE911]

FINISHED MEEEEE😂😂😂😂

[@Robbyboy777]

Been a bloody while since I done this! But here are the weeks ratings Miles - Great episode today in the midfield. Actually so good that he got the man of the match award. Read the game well, constant running and great work ethic at the number 10 role. Good to see him happy - 9/10 Jordy - Came from the bench and gave a good performance at CDM. Groggy pre season but let’s admit it, we do like him. Probably won’t start at all this season but we also won’t sell him - 4/10 Margs - Very very quiet. Not fit, looks a shadow of himself on the pitch. Still a good performance in the wing. Just need him more lively 6/10 Tego - He was actually alright this episode. Good passes at Centre back and vocal. 6/10 Specs - Captains armband. Never doubted. Spoke a lot to the ref today at center mid. We’ve learned to sort of accept everything he does at this stage. 7/10 Stevo - Happy birthday lad. Good performance. Always chirpy. Always nice to have on the pitch and gets stuck in all the time. Solid Centre back and a starter for me this season - 8/10 Lumos - Solid 15 minutes. Intro brilliant. He’s always been shy on the ball but today everything clicked. The glasses really helped him with the confidence. Onwards and upwards from now on. Can see him scoring goals this season up top - 8/10 Lippy - just like Margs on the other wing, Not lively enough. We know what he’s capable of when he cuts in on the right foot but we didn’t see that today. An okayish performance - 6/10

[@DrazzyGaming]

Nah dis 🍆🚲

[@CantClashMe]

Specs MOtM for me bro

[@Robbyboy777]

@@DrazzyGaming loooool stay calm my bro

[@Robbyboy777]

@Mo-gc1go only the real know tbh

[@xavier1752]

Stevo has to be MOTM

[@horseman5523]

Tego is just a poor mans Suga Shaun

[@ftman461]

Nah shaun is worse

[@levicohen7333]

I thought they were the same person for a while

[@ElPhenomenon]

@@levicohen7333Sean’s his younger brother

[@milesfarrell9126]

@horseman5523 shussssshhhh

[@levicohen7333]

@@ElPhenomenon deadass?

[@Kyle-oj5ob]

Lumos vs Tego is my favorite subplot 👀

[@sizwesokopo281]

It's replaced PK and Andy Cole for me

[@Fernando18pal]

Tego’s a hater

[@tadiwachimbwanda6175]

Any episode that Tego doesn't claim is the best is just naturally funny

[@juiceofthefruit6102]

Lippy’s ability to hate United & still give respect to players like Rooney is why his opinion is A1

[@LOLOLOHJK]

whine pon it

[@callmeeman3956]

@@LOLOLOHJK😹😹

[@Jack.P-2000]

As a West Brom fan and long time follower of show love seeing brunt getting picked in draft and getting love. Was disappointed no one picked Sadio Berahino in failed wonder kids but I’ll let it slide after this.

[@BlackLadTravel]

Hope everyone's having a bless week so far 🙏🏾

[@rj2409]

Crowd massive congratulations for encouraging Lumos back to full fitness 😂😂 top performance. Now we just need to get at Tego a couple of weeks on the bench & then we have a Champs league winning side

[@V-O-V]

I havent finished watching yet but Tego the clock is ticking for the Henderson apology. Because right now hes practising Arabic and you need to be practising giving everyone an apology.

[@mangolos]

he already said some shit about it on his twitter

[@TheCreator1875]

He wrote a bait think piece on twitter and he got lots of bites

[@faisaan]

Lumos is the new scapegoat 😂 Miles might have made it out

[@antzg4604]

Bruv just remove the T from his name and we can see the problem with this show now 😭 EGO!

[@dingorio2232]

Hes so annoying every week they needa give this brudda a break

[@willmanning6777]

he just saids it with confidence he does not know ball

[@timilehinakinlabi5091]

Idk how they let him get away with with putting Bale at left-back

[@marleyward8796]

He runs the show lol

[@willmanning6777]

@@marleyward8796 well yeah ik that but still doesent have to be like that paha! the big show is to big for his boots

[@TheOliClark]

Tego’s stinky ball knowledge strikes again. How can he say Bale never played LM like he didn’t lock down that position at Spurs after his first szn at LB 🤦‍♂️

[@ethansennett3404]

Tego getting jealous of lumos because the comments like him more is jokes 😂 why’s he feel mad insecure 😂

[@EM.Bricklaying]

Miles having a bad day is always so funny man😂😂

[@mikeyzenios4492]

Miles and Lumos relegation play off is crazzzyyyy 😂💀

[@Unknown-yz9pw]

51:26 And this is why specs is arguable the funniest guy in the world right now😂😂😂Bro’s jokes are always 3-4 steps ahead

[@ismailibrahim7901]

The 3 minutes about Ledley king had me in tears 😭 Specs for President man

[@Unknown-yz9pw]

49:59 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂i swear miles has so many bad moments but he always redeems himself

[@hakeemw8910]

Margs saying “I need blacks” is wild 😭😭😭

[@mrixer123]

*Lippy on filthy*- “I dont stand with Wales and never will”. *Lippy on filthy*- In a Wales shirt

[@justtheon5903]

No rules

[@mrixer123]

@@justtheon5903 filthys all about consistency bro

[@UCNTZ]

Who’s not going to lunch today?

[@Mumbler100]

Red table 100%

[@Kadz25]

Hamza is long overdue to make an appearance something tells me he’s got even worse ball knowledge than dazza😭

[@joshuamoore129]

miles is in the form of his life rn…. v good consecutive performances

[@JayA-xs4jl]

Lumos pulling out a worldie performance and antagonising Tego, I'm here for it

[@ValxSky]

Top 5 episodes, was crying throughout. Miles with a historic performance in the shades.

[@as8603]

Joe Hart, Glen Johnson & Ashley Young not being picked over some terrible players in their positions.

[@Gabriel-nh6cg]

Vardy too, one of few English league winners

[@MojoTheMusicLover]

Man said miles glasses are baggy 🤣🤣 bruddah BAGGY SUNGLASSES 😂😂😂😂😂

[@RJM1224]

bale scored a hattrick at the san siro as a left midfielder in a 4-4-2 but according to tego never played there what a stinker

[@raejeann09]

I’m here to say I don’t actually watch this show for ball knowledge. The chaotic banter is what makes this special!

[@okay9774]

Breakout performance from Lumos . More starts for him please

[@mojama620]

Specs is seriously the funniest person in the UK atm

[@Stringer_Bell70]

its like going back to school for Jordy, no wonder his attendance record is 100% man has the best time fo real LOOOL im here for it akh

[@boogie4354]

This episode was hilarious 😂😂😂 tried listening at work but was too distracting

[@willjjude]

Paul Ince played for West Ham purely in the 80s and Tego somehow got away with taking him😭

[@MR12AMAZING]

Tego gets away with everything lol

[@georgeradford-evans415]

Lumos coming like Darwin Nuñez, pure chaos baller in pre season

[@YS-tw2tj]

Tego can never be wrong can he

[@SportsOt]

Lumos done his ting still 😂

[@DJGLR]

Lumos with a breakthrough performance. Man was high pressing Tego all game

[@tonyl1933]

Miles and Lumos were drunk today 😂😂😂

[@hh-sama5132]

The way specs laughs at miles at 28:54 kills me 😂😂😂

[@Ollie-d7]

Lumos must have had a nice shroom trip recently he’s got new energy😂

[@tronalddump1594]

Easily funniest ep by far For me, rolling the whole time 🤣😂🤣😂

[@jmanutd1311]

51:20 check Tego’s face when Specs is asking everyone if they understood the “stop & search joke”😭😭. He knows this guys about to do a step over😂😂😂

[@amohammed4407]

Miles must have been a pain to teach in school. He just can't stay quiet for a period of time😂

[@stnyyakh6170]

Miles was on fire this ep drafts are too elite 😂

[@Chipsandgravy202]

Nice to have Stevo back

[@bonobo7040]

When specs bring someone random into a joke it fkn kills me man said “Alie margs”😂😂

[@matthewrigby38]

lippy " i wanted to go fishing" is the best part of the whole episode.

[@pabloakaPT]

Lumos in the Anders Limpar shirt 🙌🏽 everytime I see that shirt I just remember Ian Wright and Limpar tearing it up

[@thestrika]

Miles was on fire this episode, the sunglasses need to be kept on at all times

[@ehsanrazaerh]

Biggest howler of this entire episode is Tego saying “as we are want to do” is proper English 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ilynd]

Lumos spent a million pounds to get better. According to The Sun, he's taken several steps to improve his all-around game. The English international purchased a hyperbaric oxygen tank to maintain his fitness levels at home. He uses it after games and posted an image of himself wearing a mask in the tank on Instagram last year.

[@vuyolwethustevens8687]

AYOOO Tego!!! "I can give you one" and a wink 🤣🤧

[@jiggasworld]

This is an elite episode 😂💯

[@mkellar5860]

As we are want to do? Tego nightmare

[@ueuehdsuhdh4543]

Hes got that much of an ego he can’t admit he doesn’t know English

[@marloncampbell4708]

Carrick used to pass the ball sideways and backwards for yonks! As a united fan his first season and part of his second season I used to tear my hair out watching him pass sideways and backwards! However, he probably got... from the managers and platers, then he started passing forward and imposing himself more in games. However, he's nowhere near Lampard, Scholes, Gerrad etc

[@MohamedMohamed-cr1vv]

Miles put those sunglasses on and instantly got high, stinger of a right foot chris brunt already taken aswell howlerrrrrr😂😂😂

[@Pooba12]

this is definitely one of the funniest filthy episodes ive watched

[@hugog4202]

miles was the mvp for this one 8:42🤣🤣

[@juniormoore4747]

Paul Ince didnt play for West Ham in the prem btw! Man utd, Liverpool, Middlesbrough and Wolves

[@Envars]

Jordys laugh makes the joke 1000x funnier LOL

[@mmtomori]

1:20:17 the spirit of Jeremy Clarkson took over Tego there

[@YoungNiallo]

That Maloney pick got me creasing he was so cold back in the day

[@ManVsMinecraft1234]

fullteam breakthough perfomance from lumos today. still a raw talent but really showing hes got class at the top level

[@hh-sama5132]

Remember Shaun Maloney scoring a last minute winner against united, good shout out from specs 🤣🤣

[@neuman0clarkie]

ngl this is a goated miles performance.W

[@dylanjackson29]

Best of Rest: GK - Ben Foster (WBA) RB - Gary Neville (MUN) CB - John Stones (MCI) CB - Gary Cahill (CHE) LB - Stuart Dallas (LEE) RM - Joe Cole (CHE) CM - Joey Barton (NEW) CM - Charlie Adam (BLA) LM - Craig Bellamy (MCI) ST - Jamie Vardy (LEI) ST - Peter Crouch (STK)

[@dylandd2]

They missed some bangers, and btw no one picked David James in the end

[@skengblazerentertainment1358]

Whose seen the video of specs catching his daughter lackin at the party loool

[@theboywonder721]

Tego & Po, proud of y'all boys and how far you took this filthy pod. Shout to the other fellas too 🤣🤣

[@shahbazkhehra5418]

Tego has been out of order for 3 weeks in a row now lol. Something needs to be done lmao

[@ueuehdsuhdh4543]

3 weeks? You mean ever since the show started?

[@trinibaduk9012]

Tego saying bale didn’t play on the wing for spurs is a howler, he even played upfront a few times

[@crocodileteet9837]

Tego gonna read the comments and sack Lumos cause he’s Gettin too much love

[@alinator5]

Just finished watching this episode the whole way through

[@TriniGunna]

lol go touch grass

[@kod999]

@@TriniGunna i think he was joking....

[@albertswanzy836]

Accra Heart of Oak jersey is actually perfect. They are Lippy's tribe/ethinic club. Never say die until the bones are rotten is their slogan. Big fan of Filthy Fellas from Accra, Ghana

[@GurinderJohal]

Lumos defo read the comments talking bout he doesn’t belong there and he just clashing with everyone and pressing Tego knowing the crowd would back it