Honestly, love the Chad that got themselves hired fixed an issue and said nah, to keeping working there. Like really, props.
@nadavrand63046 ай бұрын
The guy just said screw it, I'll do it myself
@OhioanVlogsOfficial7 ай бұрын
Man Cocaine Bear has a sequel now 💀
@R4g3_4nd_gu1lt-xz3qy7 ай бұрын
Oh god-
@ieatcheeselikeyouforbreakf26547 ай бұрын
Yes!
@adriannavarrete93327 ай бұрын
yes Yes YES
@SnailPreacher7 ай бұрын
Rehab bear
@fischhall7 ай бұрын
Heisenbear
@theawsomecheese97147 ай бұрын
9:32 bro doesn’t know that if it weren’t for that long tongue, Lightning McQueen would’ve never tied with The King and Chick Hicks and thus never reach Radiator Springs
@gvandenburg73437 күн бұрын
his tongue is indeed, not altered. that shit is very real
@Mars-nz9up7 ай бұрын
You're allowed to marry your 1st cousin in 19 states. You're allowed to buy weed in 24. The meme isn't quite true, but it's still way too close for comfort.
@potatoman3057 ай бұрын
It was probably right when weed was more stigmatized.
@AmaliaFreanirae7 ай бұрын
19?! Dude that can cause so many genetic problems if they decide to have children.
@Mars-nz9up7 ай бұрын
@@AmaliaFreanirae I agree. It should be banned entirely, and is mostly just left over from the last century when it was common. If it helps, I know some of the states that have the law on the books still don't fully allow it. Alabama, for instance, allows it on paper for the state but most of the individual counties have made it very difficult to do so, and require a blood test before the wedding.
@tychovw7 ай бұрын
Both should be legal everywhere.
@Mars-nz9up7 ай бұрын
@@tychovw Why, you thinking about finally letting your cousin-wife out of the basement, and don't want the judgement?
@SiriusFrostalite7 ай бұрын
2:26 you gotta admit that dude was straight forward and needs bit of respect
@ploopy24367 ай бұрын
3:41 Activision: "Hired!"
@OhioanVlogsOfficial7 ай бұрын
LMAO
@benfen87987 ай бұрын
Not just Activision, but also Blizzard
@LocalGinger81287 ай бұрын
Nickelodeon too
@theunsernst46913 ай бұрын
That "world domination" pickup line was immaculate
@ThatSocialKid7 ай бұрын
The Bears are in the cartel 💀
@TheSheep15 ай бұрын
Beartel
@ThatEnbyAkutagawaKinnie17 күн бұрын
38:09 seems like something 5 year old me would want but for other reasons (i really like to reenact Mufasa's death lol)
@arielrife37924 ай бұрын
Girl: “Am I… am I falling in love?” God: “Nope, just a heart attack😊”
@Cassxowary7 ай бұрын
48:17 found the student! no studying = believing principal is spelt principle
@budgiegd7 ай бұрын
1 hour EmKay vid? Hell yeah
@lisasauvain76526 ай бұрын
15:28 Me: "If I die at least I will have fun" Doctor: "How?" Me: "I will name it ligma"
@unknown-dc2qo4 ай бұрын
_💀_
@opgamer-n5n3 ай бұрын
balls
@icecube_50112 ай бұрын
@@unknown-dc2qo how do you italicize emojis
@unknown-dc2qo2 ай бұрын
@@icecube_5011 like _ word _
@unknown-dc2qo2 ай бұрын
@@icecube_5011 this _💀_
@Cassxowary7 ай бұрын
9:43 murica… “old doll from a past century, so it’s old junk, GARBAGE! it’s definitely not valuable nor has a history and is definitely not spirited too, it’s old so it’s junk”
@SonicRestoredGaming7 ай бұрын
35s ago
@nico-is-very-bored7 ай бұрын
YOU COMMENTED LIKE 20 TIMES
@wta15187 ай бұрын
Maybe some people don't want to keep creepy ass dolls lying around. Ever think of that?
@and-there-it-goes23 күн бұрын
the best part of r/holup is that the way I process stuff, I end up getting the jokes several minutes to hours later and the rest of my day is better
@llMarvelous7 ай бұрын
24:17 killed me 🤣 “Can I push your stool in” If you girl is unprepared it’s a wrong girl
@cadefilms4072Ай бұрын
That’s a chair not a stool
@ScopeLabАй бұрын
23:30 Old age is organ failure, so whenever you get old you can shapeshift into a 20 year old
@prismagaming8327 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard at the dyslexic part lmao
@awsom_Adam7 ай бұрын
⏪︎ 13:15 ⏩︎ When I was younger, because I didn't know that people had sex to make babies, I used to think sex was when you looked at someone else naked, and then be like, “Awesome! Now let's put our clothes back on.” idk why, but i genuinely kinda thought that.
@bellslimes5 ай бұрын
What would happen when you looked at yourself in the mirror then
@Raptorworks3 ай бұрын
no stop
@QPUNeptune2 ай бұрын
@@bellslimes selfcest obviously
@Robo.chris.productions6 ай бұрын
11 days ago at 56:16 i couldnt get the refference, and i honestly didnt think that hamilton even existed, BUT now, having watched the whole show... i find that funny af
@The-Plaguefellow7 ай бұрын
19:31 This guy's neighbour's son? Man, he had great taste in games! 19:40 ... And in (a certain type of) art, too!
@HunterWhitehead-uy5wj4 ай бұрын
Who is the artist and find this artist
@joejoemyo4 ай бұрын
50:49 I absolutely love how he acts like (and may actually believe) he has pioneered this. Radios? Never heard of 'em
@Ninjajok1205 ай бұрын
“I need me some stuffed crust every now and then” 6:53 When the person has stuffed crust and Pizza Hut doesn’t
@dr.bright62727 ай бұрын
Hold up, hold on, wait a moment
@chaosstripe94466 ай бұрын
8:34 In Las Vegas. No, seriously, you can rent a lion or other exotic animals for birthday parties, and the cost is way less than 1400$.
@TheTolnoc5 ай бұрын
Fun Fact: "I ain't here to fuck spiders." is an Australian phrase for 'I'm not fucking around'
@Pussinboots-ll1om3 ай бұрын
Dp y'all just have so much of them, that y'all are just starting to say shit like that? I'm wondering, how many fierce snakes you've seen in your life?
@cewla33483 ай бұрын
no it fucking isn't? source: i'm australian
@SupahCray7 ай бұрын
An animated movie food I'd totally eat is the roast chicken from Coraline.
@R4g3_4nd_gu1lt-xz3qy7 ай бұрын
Them bears dealin honey now 💀 Winnie the Pooh puts coke in his honey and sells it to the bear mob, confirmed?
@christianboi76904 ай бұрын
9:23 that’s one thing people figure out when they get started in the gym. They’ll have one arm that’s weaker than the other because of dominance and general activity and it takes a while to train them both to equal levels.
@dimbr76384 ай бұрын
As a romanian, i can confirm that for the last 200 years of living here, i saw no vampires.
@Cassxowary7 ай бұрын
4:13 that was the same premise as the first C&H segment
@BontrasSnide7 ай бұрын
5:42 OMG I’VE ACTUALLY SEEN THE POST FROM THE EMPLOYEE LMAO
@emeraldqueen19947 ай бұрын
44:22 “Put that thing back where it came from - or so help me!”
@Cassxowary7 ай бұрын
40:00 same happened recently to an aunt idk and a friend’s relative recently…
@Stormflame3 ай бұрын
22:26 baby on board stickers are there in case of an accident, so the rescuers know there might be a baby in there and don’t accidentally overlook it because small
@TheWagonroast4 ай бұрын
34:30 that’s definitely an automatic response for whenever someone mentions ads
@MxShadow828 күн бұрын
35:13 I have been looking for this audio for months because I watched this video when I was sick so I thought i made it up
@JKPlays767 ай бұрын
40:48 That frame was in Rammsteins Amerika music video
@MikeisaMenace5 ай бұрын
These long ass Emkay comps feel like movies in the way that I feel bad for spoiling them.
@estevancaetano3107 ай бұрын
27:25 the "ow" killed me 😭😭😭😭😭 Thats why Lexi is my favorite narrator fr
@fuzzthehamster78117 ай бұрын
The thumbnail pic reminded me of a game i played. Was post apocalypse and had vehicular combat. One of the decor items for the vehicles was rocket balloons. 🚀
@gangstablook58465 ай бұрын
RIP Mikasa Ackerman, killed by Light Yagami for unknown reasons
@Ace_the_skeleton11 күн бұрын
56:33 No joke I got a Wendy's ad right after this LMAO
@Dr.Funk88644 ай бұрын
6:17 they changed thr title of the article to “This Popular Solo Female Travel Vlogger Thinks Pakistan Could Be The World’s No. 1 Tourism Destination”
@StillAWeirdo872 ай бұрын
I love the dad and the rusty fork joke
@braxtongray9155 ай бұрын
Both this channel and my friends are now the reason I have dark humor I used to hate it
@branderst2 ай бұрын
21:27 “May you find your book in this place.”
@LuciusFaith4 ай бұрын
1.07.46 beeing a person who cleaned up after mass natural european forrest fires i always collected the elven skulls untill i found out they where children! still have a lot of them at home!
@nerdking7312 ай бұрын
35:49 That man will never recover form this. XD
@gacha._.lover21383 ай бұрын
8:04 my friend found a stop sign at good Will once I wouldn't be surprised
@Iniosiun4217 ай бұрын
56:19 Such a beautiful name! Here in Germany we even have a song about you!
@denniseriksson51542 ай бұрын
The hampton road guy.... IM BRINGING OUT THE SHOTGUUUUNNNSSSS!!¡!!!!!!!!!
@sbmieritz4 ай бұрын
"WHO DOES ANYTHING 15 TIMES A DAY?!" People with OCD: ... yeah hahah who does that...
@tomc.57047 ай бұрын
"Food in animated movies looks way better than it ever actually needs to be." That's because when they get it wrong...everyone notices. It's like the uncanny valley. If the food doesn't look right, it's disgusting and needs to be thrown out. They want you to emphasize with the character, and the character wants to eat the food. Therefore, the food must be P E R F E C T.
@Moneymaker300053 ай бұрын
46:56 wow i never thought about it that much
@ismuzakku6 ай бұрын
29:34 this is the third time I’ve heard this in a single video
@brodieherogamer89337 ай бұрын
44:14 the fact i know where that picture is from terrifies me
@user-zx5kl2mm8d-Anon5 ай бұрын
20:02 he is having immense discomfort over realizing he's been drinking his own blood
@Err0rcube_24 ай бұрын
20:34 SAMSUNG IS WILDDDD
@mattrare44597 ай бұрын
Man its hard to watch these compilations when you keep seeing the same meme over and over
@PurpleSmoke62313 ай бұрын
Yeah, it gets repetitive
@littleevsamoyed7130Ай бұрын
It gets repetitive for me to constantly see these comments, it's a compilation of all the videos there's only so Many posts it's the same as if you saw all these videos separately,
@DalexSparrowhawk3 ай бұрын
23:45 I would turn into a fly in my girl's house
@MrBusch907 ай бұрын
9:02 friends with one. Still has logic so thats a plus.
@DrinkinPasta5 ай бұрын
2:37 those five years were not kind
@Hotshot311Ай бұрын
6:46 no one out pizzas the hut... ...and lives to tell the tale
@TLTheLegend7 ай бұрын
ok...world domination meme made me laugh harder than i should have
@NotPeacemaker5 ай бұрын
15:52 he was at chernobyl that's why he has 8 fingers on one hand
@luizmiguelgarciaesilva7 ай бұрын
12:15 TF2 soldier if he wasn't lead poisoned
@panzerwolf4947 ай бұрын
Yeah, he say he ain't gonna beat off to lions till Nala gives those "Do me" eyes
@pootisPOWer7 ай бұрын
14:07 [Pyro intensifies]
@catriamflockentanz7 ай бұрын
40:52 To be fair: Being verified as the Holy Roman Empire has flair. That name was a complete conman's job from the very start anyway. No seriously, look up their areas and overlay them with each other. The immense lack of overlap is honestly hilarious. They were fooling noone.
@doralizrodriguez47347 ай бұрын
Seeing this in school that does not allow me to have a phone. Yet i am still seeing this cuz ima madlad
@Whyiseveryhandletaken69427 ай бұрын
Me: eats a nugget Everybody else in the gold mine:
@StephenDurnan6 ай бұрын
0:19 "Man on top, animals on the bottom" 0:55 He looks like he's using the CGI from Venom
@CallMeCalamitous7 ай бұрын
21:39 Someone call in a Buster Call then, can’t let the truth get out.
@ajm92895 ай бұрын
26:30 now if you're a parent and the child does this, answer with "how do you think you were made?"
@Sam_on_YouTube2 ай бұрын
By the time Twitter was founded, professor Richard Feynman had been dead for 20 years. But nobody told him.
@Shy_Abi7 ай бұрын
3:38 "So Peter, where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
@Chaos_Insurgency_Engineer3 ай бұрын
20:16 this dad's chill af, wish he was mine
@heartlessfox80656 ай бұрын
24:50 the islands where white powder can be found kind.
@kellyntaylor81847 ай бұрын
43:02 Finally! Someone understands me!!
@Pumpkinsmasherok6 ай бұрын
1:04 as a wise man once said, " Leave the demons to their demons. Let your own soul rest. there is nothing else
@sa_av5 ай бұрын
14:18 truly a south african moment
@kingmonkey79rulerothebanan272 ай бұрын
2:01 it’s type 1 diabetes not type 2
@hiro127127 ай бұрын
"Haha April 1st" "January 27th" THAT'S MY DAMN BIRTHDAY
@Pussinboots-ll1om3 ай бұрын
It might seem crazy what I'm about to say 😂. Ps: I know that this is not how it works, but still I laughed
@doctoreggman5537Ай бұрын
19:49 just saving this for myself.
@aerbon4 ай бұрын
16:00 you can count from 0 to 31 on one hand if you use binary. up to 1023 if you use both hands.
@livvyplays55585 ай бұрын
9:04 I act like a child sometimes, I know I act like a child. But it is only with my friends. Acting stupid is a choice sometimes, and i ain’t gonna lie, it’s fun af. But only in an environment it’s okay to do so in
@nadavrand63046 ай бұрын
13:16 made roll on the floor laughing
@MasherGamesYT3 ай бұрын
3:02 not certain, but that one on the left with the dog collar. I’m pretty sure it is Liv Bevan, or at least looks like her
@HoneyKitten18322 ай бұрын
35:05 Daphne is canonically around 15-16 years old. The FBI wants to know TomSkidmore7's location
@tom_the_animator4 ай бұрын
10:03 good ending: she uses kick
@Cassxowary7 ай бұрын
“you only live once” clearly because people learn so much from one life so one is enough!
@clanpinguini58505 ай бұрын
There’s somebody who hates me and wants to piss me off so much that I’m 90% sure that he’d become a flat earther just to piss me off.
@ienjoyoranges4 ай бұрын
8:20 he looks like that one guy from subnautica below zero who drives the seatruck
@Goliushi3 ай бұрын
28:45 i am someone who can’t roll r's. I can roll my r's. Yes, we exist
@chelledavis-hull51165 ай бұрын
20:00 RIP Thangy's relive
@zahando46137 ай бұрын
0:31 This one destroyed my lungs and larynx☠️☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️☠️☠️
@JadianRadiator7 ай бұрын
6:20 Anyone who's googled "toddler skull" can tell you that adult teeth grow in tandem with the baby teeth.
@Devin-t2c2 ай бұрын
55:39 for those who don’t know. His father is a cop.