the best of r/Tumblr

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

I hope that kid can just say "remember the bees" when she gets into an argument with her parents

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

the incident...

[@jimwormmaster]

They didn't beelieve her.

[@sevensegmentdisplay]

NOT THE BEES!!!

[@FurryQueenYT]

What's all the buzz about?! Also, you're everywhere!

[@nathanblackburn1193]

I mean the parents were technically right though, it wasn't monsters it was bees

[@NicaArts]

My dad unironically has a bathroom themed bathroom. The soap dispenser and toothbrush holder are 'his and hers' outhouses. The shower curtain has outhouses. He legit has a miniature bathtub on the sink counter, filled with fake flowers. There's an 'evolution of bathrooms' picture behind the toilet, and an outhouse themed bathroom rug. I kid you not.

[@kingmorgan5047]

if he's fully committed to the bit, he's got a farmer's almanac hanging on a nail where the toilet paper holder usually is

[@emberthecatgirl8796]

“I shit you not” would be the ending to use here

[@L0rdskywarp]

11:14 “When the lord of the land makes his subjects stand in the open rain, their enemy is not the man who wore a hat” WHAT??!? SOME RANDOM TUMBLR USER CAME UP WITH THAT??

[@zachswaim1956]

MF spitting fire. I'm definitely saving that line

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

They often tend to come up with these sort of things. One of the reasons why I'm thinking of getting a Tumblr.

[@makeandbreakgames1791]

"I shall do whatever you want" "Then perish"

[@voidilitesingularis]

You should see the Obama dream quotes

[@thelemoncoffee]

yeah Tumblr has a track record for doing that

[@elaexplorer]

5:12 As someone who was haunted as a child, pitting the bed in an unusual place makes it harder for the ghosts to find it. It's a safer sleep where you don't have to worry about a residual ghost sitting on the edge of the bed.

[@petthequeenofmaddness8592]

I used to sleep in odd spots, under the bed or in the gap but for the longest time I slept in the closet

[@Lil_Warrior_Princess]

Man, that's about $0.33 a bee. I remember when my grandparents had a carpenter bee infestation (an invasive bee in the south that bores into wood and can ruin foundations) and I was like "if Raid won't take them out you might just go for the pellet gun". We all laughed, and then it got quiet, and I was just like "well, maybe..." I went out there with the Daisy Red Rider we keep in the corner and let loose on them. I took out 42 bees in like 4 hours. Keep in mind these are like supersized bumble bees, so from about 30 feet they look a bit like house flies. It's a petty win but I still carry it with me.

[@grimdarkmalarkey5402]

On one hand that's pretty cool, but I do like carpenter bees, in their native habitat they're essential pollinators. Sucks that they burrow into houses sometimes.

[@maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337]

“Oh boy I sure wish that-“ *describes something that already happened in Megamind* 4:00

[@LegorocketsAnimation]

And Doof+Perry It is _always_ Megamind or Doof+Perry!

[@kittkat1517]

There are two wolves in you one wants megamind the other one wants megamind

[@jouv5275]

airpod rat is kinda steampunk actually

[@blyhism]

on god

[@Da-Yeeter]

Band name! AirPod rats with their new album steampunk.

[@TheReaIArthurMorgan]

I had to unlike do it could stay 69 likes

[@ei8th]

​@@Da-Yeetersteam powered iRat

[@HarmonyMoonbeam024]

7:59 - 8:12 *PFFFFTTTTT* 🤣 As a fanfic writer myself, this is WAY TOO ACCURATE! I give my versions of the characters absolutely crippling PTSD bc imo it’s the most fun type of angst to write lol. My two favorites to write have the most emotional trauma, one with claustrophobia, the other with abandonment issues that come with brutal nightmares, and then the others I have written before, just not as often, one just straight up needs a life sentence to therapy bc he has the most in-depth character lore I’ve ever seen, one hates arguments and loosing pets, and one has a crippling fear of the dark and has paranoia because of it

[@raphaeldagamer]

That "women like mac and cheese" thing was so funny that for a moment I genuinely forgot which way to turn the knob to make my shower water warmer.

[@jazzycatty]

11:15 What a nice post. I sure do hope all of its other reblog chains are just as sane and normal.

[@CrystCrunch]

Oh dear

[@elaexplorer]

The bathroom themed bathroom. The shower curtain has a print of a bidet to make up for the lack of bidet in the actual bathroom. And also, to symbolize that you can clean your butt in the shower. The floor has a tile inlay in front of the tub to look like a bathmat, the actual bathmat matches. Unusable "guest" towels are painted on the wall below the hand towel rack. Actual towels are only hung when there are actual house guests. Ceramic wall decoration of a wire wall shelf of neatly folded bath towels.

[@wearygenz]

i love the varying vibe of each post

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

Just Tumblr aTumblin'.

[@catgirl185]

My bed is in a corner, but I sleep with my head away from the wall because the window above my bed scares me and I like to keep and eye on it.

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

Relatable. Only now I have a scarf and a magic walking stick tied down by a bag of immovable marbles, so I'm safe.

[@Scarlett.Granger]

Of course! The wall is sturdy and dependable. It protects your back from predators and dangers. Sleeping with your back to the wall is safe. The window is scary, and there is the evil world outside (and monkeys apparently according to that one feng Shui guy here on the platform). You must keep your eyes on it and beware of threats. You will be able to react quicker when facing the threat.

[@ThatguyCamplaysdrums]

I did that for a bit because my window isn’t sealed properly and it lets cold in

[@catgirl185]

@@ThatguyCamplaysdrums Yee. We don’t have cold issues, but palmetto bugs do get in quite often and I utterly hate them.

[@riverhalorix4203]

​@@Scarlett.Grangerand monkeys!!!!

[@homophoneshark]

3:05 god forbid you trip and fall next to that thing.

[@Axolautism]

1:04 wait... that background... did someone screenshot a PM Seymour video and post it to r/Tumblr?

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

Good catch. Very well maybe. We must consult the archives.

[@takiyeet6946]

@Axolautism So, it started on Tumblr, went to (probably) Discord, then to KZbin, then to Reddit, then back to KZbin.

[@localloserkid]

just wanted to say your username is really awesome /gen

[@LegorocketsAnimation]

I do believe you are right!!!

[@Anisse_N_Spices]

3:30 and it gets better, somehow. There are times in which they'll sneeze and the antlers WILL fly off, scaring the everloving sht out of them and making them scram when they inevitably hit something

[@Bobb11881]

3:50 This is just Megamind and Metro Man.

[@StarWatcher_2024]

5:46 for a while this had never happened to me, but recently I saw a specific headcanon that annoyed me the most. There was nothing wrong with it, it was just different enough from my view of the character that it would just make me feel mad

[@Scarlett.Granger]

Thats fair tho. I get especially annoyed at authors of very good enjoyable fanfics that suddenly feature an undesirable head cannon I don't like. It's like a betrayal. Tragic.

[@beeftips1628]

You need to tell us what your headcanon was and of who then what the others was and why it annoyed you. I’m curious

[@AlohaXChicken27]

4:01 best characters that fit this trope, I’ll go first: Perry and doofenshmirtz

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

Literally the actual plot of what happens between Crowley and Aziraphale that ends up setting in motion the thing which sets the entire plot of the book and everything! How are there only two (me included) people in this comment section who immediately think of this? That's criminally low! Everybody should be in prison bar me! PS.: Also yes Perry the Platypus and Doofenshmirtz and Megamind and Metroman. I agree.

[@-_Nifi_-]

@@BasicallyBaconSandvichIVi haven’t watched the show your talking about

[@makeandbreakgames1791]

Magamind + metroman

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

@-_Nifi_- Then read the book. And you also may watch the show as well, you will not regret doing either, only not doing neither.

[@Ghiaman1334]

@@makeandbreakgames1791 WORST TYPO EVER, NOT TODAY. Magamind, my god don't give them ideas

Goth clowns are mimes.

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

What about Emo Clowns?

[@-_Nifi_-]

@@BasicallyBaconSandvichIValso mimes maybe

[@chixenlegjo]

Mimes predate clowns so clowns are actually just flamboyant mimes.

[@voidilitesingularis]

@@chixenlegjo .... I misunderstood this as "mimes predate upon clowns" and not "mimes came before clowns" and I think that says more about me

[@Ottermageguy]

@@voidilitesingularisbut they do predate upon them tho

[@hyphurr.rarelypostsifever1220]

2:53 Knuckles. No further elaboration.

[@Infultrater_Tim]

None needed

[@hyphurr.rarelypostsifever1220]

@@Infultrater_Tim fr

[@renakunisaki]

Putting up a "no photos" sign is the best way to get people to take photos. 13:00 pretty sure these characters come from early design concepts for Pokémon

[@PuronLatex]

9:46 This took me off guard SO MUCH. Bro?? Silver??- ICE HOCKEY???-

[@Cuddly-Cactus]

9:15 - Fun Food Fact: You can actually buy edible glitter, it's in the baking isle of most large grocery stores. And it looks exactly like glitter in that photo. So what they should have done is gotten the edible glitter, take a small bit of in their hand and sprinkled it into the cup of coffee and then just take a sip in front of the person complaining about the glitter in their coffee. And then exclaim, "Wow this glitter adds so much flavor to my coffee!" 🤣💀

[@jaycolus3893]

3:50 Further proof that the Perry/Doof dynamic is one of the best things to happen to television.

[@Jc27uhh4h4h4]

4:00 perry and doof

[@Stabbingparrot]

yes, exactly AAAAH! Perry the platypus. i see youve seen my new freeze inator. or should say, ICY

[@darthplagueis13]

$20,000 to remove bees? Honestly, at that point I'd consider connecting my car exhaust to a wall socket and seeing if I can't deal with them a lot cheaper that way.

Not just a few bees, but 60.000 of them.

[@renakunisaki]

Some beekeeper might buy them from you.

[@mihaleben6051]

4:05 that was KIND OF the plot of world war 1

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

I've never seen the words "KIND OF" do as much work before. You're absolutely correct though.

[@Spaceracer_]

Would someone please elaborate? I do not understand

[@ChillFaceMeatball]

@@Spaceracer_?

[@Lexiz2902]

13:27 can confirm re: the black tip reef sharks. Snorkeled with them and some sting rays just a few weeks ago and yeah, they’re just little guys. About 4.5’-5.5’ and real non-confrontational. They just swim about. There were about five of them in the water with us. Honestly the most aggressive animal I came across on that trip was a real funny looking red fish that wanted the clam shell I had in my hand while I was scuba diving.

[@errantwinds-up8uu]

I just love how chaotic this sub is

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

Just Tumblr aTumblin'.

[@sushm_7767]

Tumblr is a tumble dryer of chaos

[@axelwulf6220]

Roger Rabbit being the closest we'll get to two separate companies actually getting along

[@theominouspigeon]

that thumbnail reminds me of the time when I chewed on a piece of metal

[@bobtheduck]

I learned about truck nuts from Inside Job. I've spent a large portion of my adult life in Asia, so I was unaware of weird things like this. I also wasn't around when "Photograph" was overplayed and caused everyone to hate Nickelback, so I didn't fall into the hate cult they garnered. When I finally heard the real song (and not the many parodies I'd heard before) I actually quite a connection to the melancholy nostalgia. I put it in my "kitchen sink" playlist, but try not to sing along when it comes on knowing how many people view it as a crime against music.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

8:14 for the majority of human history, being socially outcast from your tribe was a death sentence. On an evolutionary time scale, your body is RIGHT.

[@HANAKINskywoker]

1:59 i mean Would you believe a 3 year old kid? You would probably think that the child has terrible nightmares too

[@2Scarhand]

6:30 I mean, we're descended from cave-people, so it could legit be in our blood. And honestly, being a cave person doing nothing but live in the woods, frolic in the grass, and eat berries all day to then go home to a proper cave cave to sleep like that has got to be sooo niiicccee.

[@MiwaYamato-qb6ol]

Thay "get into actual fight to the death to gain perspective" one is partially true. Regularly getting into controlled fights in like a martial arts stand point lets you reference some of the extremes of your body being in perril. You wont actually die but for those 10 seconds youre getting triangle choked it will feel like it. Afterwards you'll learn to control the panicy feelings even when someone is actively getting to a possition to break your shoulder. Its really helpful and i do advise it.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

9:19 a spoonful of glitter helps the microplastics go down

[@martinamlakar8112]

0:06 Dr. Gregory Mouse

[@dazleo]

4:54 I used to have my bed against the wall but you get stung by one scorpion in bed at 4 in the morning and you'll be moving everything. Also inspect your ceiling because scorpions love to hang upside down and will drop on your bed that way.

[@riinak7212]

0:39 Sarah Squirm is Sarah Sherman from Saturday Night Live, if I'm remembering correctly.

[@Atelierwanwan]

In my childhood home my Mum's boyfriends kid was complaining about something in the wall. You could hear the sound of hundreds of little scratching and walking bee legs though the damn wall.

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

Ah, I love watching the Tumblerino's at the zoo. Almost makes me want to get a Tumblr for my very own.

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

The first one is literally just shrunk Ysoki from Starfinder (Literally official space Pathfinder). You can't convince me otherwise.

[@jimwormmaster]

2:46: I'm gonna need a source, because that mac and cheese looks freaking amazing.

[@Spearofinamorata]

Seriously you can buy mac and cheese with a little bit of nacho cheese popcorn powder and you get a really tasty

[@nmanom12]

6:21 It would make more sense as a Megan Thee Stallion lyric because she actually watches anime

[@Zelda_Catt]

0:49 hey,that's my reblog! How the hell did I end up here?? Istg I had a mini-heart attack when I saw that.

[@JackSmith-i6j]

3:15 They did.

[@FormerlyIvorMinecraftStoryMode]

1:29 Candyman just payed a visit

[@emberthecatgirl8796]

8:11 WHY IS THIS A MOOD?!?! Look, I’m as much of a sucker for a wholesome story as anyone else, but I will *never* be tired of “Oh shit, I just intentionally killed someone” in media. NEVER TIRED. Especially if it’s a consequence of them pulling out some OP tricks, like, “I desperately need to use my new technique, but it will fucking *evaporate* my foe” kind of deal.

[@notagoat281]

12:37 Why does the shiny Mega Evolution of Gyarados look like it belongs in between Magickarp and Gyarados as a transitional stage?

[@Magnetic-Games]

4:06 best example of this is takashi and Shingo from initial D. Went from rivals to both getting their asses kicked, to being friends that constantly deny their friendship

[@catkook543]

2:24 seems like a good idea HOWEVER! it might be worth checking to make sure giving her dairy products wont kill her, or make her sick juuuuuust in case she cant have dairy products

[@Toaster-of_random]

How do you know its a she?

[@catkook543]

@@Toaster-of_random mainly becuse they said "woman in my office"

[@Toaster-of_random]

@@catkook543 oh, im stupid sry

[@Unoriginal_SpamtonFan]

9:22 It kills me how they didn't even bother to get EDIBLE glitter, and just went straight for the plastic hexagons

[@skylight.exe_]

1:38 her parents didn’t beelieve her

[@voidilitesingularis]

The phrase "Life could be a dream in my bathroom themed bathroom" has legitimately lived rent-free in my head for months

[@mihaleben6051]

9:04 edible glitter? Oh waits thazs called sprinkles

[@elieli2893]

There are also actual edible glitter or at least those luster dust types 😄

[@mihaleben6051]

5:29 i have it against a wall and a wall call that pythagoras bed Might calculate theoretical hipotenuze later.

[@mihaleben6051]

Btw its like this _| except upside down and the bed is in the middle. Also k1=a closet and k2=a wall

[@Shatterverse]

That's not Nightcore. Nightcore came later. That is Alvin and the Chipmunks.

[@-_Nifi_-]

UZI, N, AND V WERE FIGHTING CYN TO AN ALVIN SONG?!?!?!

[@Terra_Egg]

1:05 example: game i love gets updated and thus is now at the front shelf

[@rileydavidson180]

>"r/tumblr" >look inside >twitter post

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

Twitter to Tumblr. Tumblr to Reddit. Reddit to KZbin. KZbin to Twitter.

[@vexilanimous]

> comment on "r/tumblr" > look inside > 4chan greentext

[@voidilitesingularis]

Tumblr just steals a lot of posts from other sites

[@fishbot9902]

12:10 as a Australian sometimes you see actual kangaroo balls hanging on the towbar

[@hhjpegg]

}:

[@oceonfire_fn]

4:07 they could’ve done so many brooklyn 99 characters lmao. the captain and wunch…

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

How did I not think of that.... I need to rewatch Brooklyn 99.

[@ulfrick759]

7:31 fun fact the guy that acted as the detective for who framed Rodger rabbit actually had to go therapy because he was seeing the actual characters in person and he thought he was insane this was before Disney World was a thing in Disneyland was a thing

[@emberthecatgirl8796]

5:13 Counterpoint: Kingsize bed with no defined head or foot. Let’s just pile up and go to sleep like the crazy people we are.

[@Vindominus]

It's like they say...Spoonful of glitter, makes poo sparkly in the shitter.

[@raineblackstar3522]

My bed's against 3 whole walls. {It's just a groove shaped like my bed so it was the perfect spot 😂}

[@Skyrapiids]

8:27 Frozone is the one exception

[@HenyaMandel]

“Honey? Where’s my super suit?”

[@analinarte2110]

0:55 I WASN’T EXPECTING TO BE CALLED OUT LIKE THAT 😭

[@jadelock302]

Ok, I know I'm a month late, BUT for the one potential person wondering about the snail abomination at 14:08, here we go: there is an Italian company callled Mondo TV that has made multiple cartoons based on popular IPs (without license as far as I know), one of them being The Legend Of Sleeping Beauty. One of the main characters is an anthropomorphic dog in knight armour who rides a giant snail, the character pictured in the post as far as I remember is the snail's wife. Some other notable characters include elemental spirits that look like superheroes, a talking pile of rocks, and an army of dinosaurs in knight armor that the aforementioned dog knight is the leader of.

[@SirNobleIZH]

9:32 As a man who knows highways and chess, I play 3 aces

[@Crime.gril2]

1:04 barely one minute in and I'm reminded of the DSMP- AGAIN! 😭😭😭

[@moramorandobianchi7093]

4:40 new Sims built challenge dropped

[@goober7601]

4:00 OMGGGG I PAUSED THIS AND WENT LIKE “LITERALY JAKE AND DOUG” AND GUESS WHAT COMES UP A SECOND LATERRRR HOLY SHITTTT GOATEDDDDD

[@maryking9706]

This team-up was perfect!

[@babowasalwayshere]

Lol when I was in the psych ward I slept with my head at the foot of the bed and the staff and other patients all thought it was super weird. But I thought it was big brain, since they never turned the hallway light off and sleeping that way turned away from the door was the optimal position to block light with a pillow over my head. (I was in there for an autistic meltdown on the anniversary of my father's passing.. psych wards kinda suck for autistic folks most of the time)

[@notagoat281]

10:46 Okay, this is cute and all, but the myth says that anyone who looks at _her,_ not her _eyes_ specifically, is turned to stone. Eye contact has nothing to do with it.

[@monarcane]

🤫

[@worstgamer13]

1:56 i cant comprehend that amount of bees

[@W1LD_and_the_voices]

I LOVE WATCHING CONTENT STOLEN FROM TUMBLR BUT NEVER ACTUALLY GOING IN IT ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

Twitter to Tumblr. Tumblr to Reddit. Reddit to KZbin. KZbin to Twitter. And thusly the cycle went, goes and shall go. Neverending.

[@matthewelliott7294]

@@BasicallyBaconSandvichIVah the circle of life, social media version

[@5alpha23]

I have a personal gripe with that apology tier list because it expects me to apologize even when the other person misunderstood the whole situation. Apologizing for something I *literally* haven't said or done is counter-productive if the other person only wants to manipulate people into apologizing by purposely misunderstanding them to feel like they're in control. What they need is a reality check, not an apology.

[@SlayyyyKingId1ot]

My bed doen't have a distinct headboard or footboard, but I DO have my pillows on the side that's out in the open. So technically, if you're considering where my actual feet are, then I am a "person who should be feared" as my "footboard" is the only one against a wall. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

[@shoikler]

My futon was against a wall until I needed to put a couple bookcases somewhere.

[@Biohazrd2]

2:43 Baked Mac and Cheese is good. Especially my mom's. Make some Mac and Cheese (add garlic and a few other seasonings on it), put some cheese at the bottom of the pan, put some shredded pepper jack cheese on the top, then put some bread crumbs in a bowl and mix it with butter and then put it on top and bake it. MMM! IT'S SO GOOD!

[@LegorocketsAnimation]

5:26 My bed is even worse. it is center of the room, _but also_ underneath the table. I do have boxes and plushies piled on the head and left sides though.

[@Gio98art]

10:12 Like. If people that thought like this actually drank the lava themselves it would be fine. But they love to shout "Lava is drinkable" and then pour it over other people instead

[@marissat7150]

whats even more lovely is that snail 14:13 is a femboy

[@toomuchglitters7254]

HUH??

Not a slug?

[@renakunisaki]

Not a slug. Slugs don't have shells.

@@renakunisaki I thought the brown part was part of the background and did not realize it was a shell.

[@Osc473]

3:54 Goku and Vegeta

[@Emptylord]

11:43 Actually, call it a Chipmunk remix and stop disrespecting Alvin. They didn't bring the Berlin Wall for you to give the glory to anime girls.

[@Vlad_Tepes_III]

Chipmunk and Nightcore sound COMPLETELY different, get your ears checked.

[@Emptylord]

I never said they sounded the same. I said that "sped up and pitched up" is the description of a Chipmunk remix - and they predate the first occurance of the word "nightcore" by literal decades. Whether or not they sound the same is entirely irrelevant to the meme.

[@khanes5376]

The couple in space is kinda wholesome, so cool they managed to pull it off

[@iris_drawssandwiches]

3:44 To be fair I think we'd all become cryptids if we just went out into the forest for long enough I'd just be the scariest one if I did

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

Nah mate, I'd be worse. If we did a scare-off I assure you I'd win.

[@kdup-hp6zm]

8;02 The reason fanfic writers think people say sh!t like this, because they say the weirdest things. i have said "i have the hand eye of chronically drunk moth", "nope brain bloolp day ,"skitterly skittered" and the only time i would like seening ______ in anything is if they were, actively... ON FIRE!"

[@ChipDrewPog]

5:22 ok but have you considered: bed against 3 walls pure safety

[@TheKeller101]

5:25 in my defense, the AC blew directly onto the foot of my bed so I naturally moved my pillow down to that end

[@GirlGamer-jm8uw]

10:41 as a Massachusetts resident, I absolutely love this, and I'm cackling like a hyena XD

[@reesewhittington6778]

4:07 Literally Megamind

[@PeoplecallmeLucifer]

0:12 ooks like a shillelagh

[@TheMimiSard]

I don't know, I spent a period of time where I just really needed to sleep upside down in my bed - head to where my feet usually went, feet to the wall. Mind you, I only spent a period of time sleeping that way, but while I have returned to my head towards the wall since then, and I didn't change the position of the bed (it is a box-spring ensemble, so no headboard), I just lay the other way. Also, two walls, since I am single. I do share my bed with plushies and a helmet.

[@thelemoncoffee]

that last one- very on brand for headspace-hotel, i don't recall seeing them post it but it's still very on brand

[@crazybark101]

So to the conversation about beds. Sometimes I randomly sleep with my head at the foot end by choice. Now I’m not saying it’s a good idea especially since right above my head is a door to the upstairs front porch but it feels good to not have anything up against my head

[@porkiipahfahh]

6:00 "S-SHUICHI IS A YANDERE SL-T FOR HIS UWU NYA NYA POOKIE KOKICHI, WHO'S ALSO A FEMBOY" excuse me? 😭