"We can trust him". Bohemond, the arbitrary, ambitious, deceitful, treacherous atheist. By far the most trustworthy person to entrust 60% of an empire to for sure.
@idontlikerome274414 күн бұрын
"he's going to kind of manage Italy for us..." bro dreaming everyday to rule all on its own
@Bern_il_Cinq2 ай бұрын
Hail Empress Matilda the Conqueror, Caesara Augusta
@sagittariusa76622 ай бұрын
Interesting there is actually is an Empress Matilda, although we know her as Maude in English history.
@sagittariusa76622 ай бұрын
Matilda: "I have to marry this shithead. Fair enough. Now to the dungeons. And what was that you said a swear word to our lord and savior? Off with his head. Oh my goodness, my husband just died, but it is because he broke one of the commandments of God. So I cannot be at fault for that, right?" Pope: "No, dear duchess, you did nothing wrong."
@molybdaen112 ай бұрын
She said she wanted to go into the dungeon with him - unfortunately it was a real dungeon.
@mtdollaz2 ай бұрын
discovered your channel not too long ago, best ck3 channel, don't stop uploading!
@perthcie2 ай бұрын
absolute mad man, I would've been crying with stress with all those factions
@Meme_Deity2 ай бұрын
As someone who likes to perfectly micro manage their vassals into rightful de jure territories and cultures. This was painful to watch lol.
@inyour_wetdreams2 ай бұрын
Sometimes the best way to play is to not stressed about all of that stuff, I do the same stuff you do but ended up quitting most play through because it got too stressful lmao
@SennaAugustus20 күн бұрын
Admin is a godsend to border neatness.
@Quizer9O82 ай бұрын
19:08 You spoke like a true ruler.
@molybdaen112 ай бұрын
The only way to hold such a empire together is doing feasts regularly, doing the obvious grand tours and creating a hook on the strongest of them. Also you either have to change into a republic or create kingdoms which have only split inheritance.
@jayst2 ай бұрын
Holy crap. One of the most chaotic runs I have seen in awhile
@dylanbohannon8796Ай бұрын
Me, who just started learning the game and can't even manage to conquer Ireland:
@Barzonius2 ай бұрын
That was both fun and painful to watch, as speedrunning conquests is kinda unsettling (for me). Good job, man.
@Efedorakoseler2 ай бұрын
Sen oynuyor olsan 3 saat isyan bastırmıştık. Elin gavuru koy göte rahvan gitsin modunda oynuyor 😂
@stormcloaks1042Ай бұрын
@@Efedorakoseler La dayı hiç sorma adamın babasına toprak vermişim adam ölünce oğlu isyana katılıyor olm azıcık minnettar olun mk
@frederikreithofer68092 ай бұрын
I did this like 1 and a half year ago but i only pressed the roman empire button until i got every province of the roman empire on its hight it was crazy
@Hinderless1416 күн бұрын
The dutchess Matilda in my playthrough ended up being forced to convert to hellenic and was my concubine insane how different every playthrough ends up
@idontlikerome274414 күн бұрын
Wait hang on bro, how in Go...in Jupiter's name you managed to convert to hellenism so early? Custom character?
@Hinderless1414 күн бұрын
@@idontlikerome2744 oh yeah I use custom religions all the time like zunism or Hellenism that's usually hard to get
@Ciech_mateАй бұрын
Impressive mate
@BeautifulNoobGotGuts2 ай бұрын
keep up the good work !
@brendanmuller73012 ай бұрын
I feel like Matilda is 1066's haesteinn
@aephos.overwatch2 ай бұрын
Basically, lol
@SennaAugustus20 күн бұрын
She's much better than Haesteinn long term. Hasteinn is better at gaining quick land at the start, but he dies quickly and his son isn't too special. Matilda is younger and doesn't have enemies who want to kill her, she has a cool buff that makes all the clergy like her plus temple buffs plus a farmland and university which means money making machine. And then you just get hooks on the Pope and ask him to give you everything.
@clantestwerd34452 ай бұрын
This video was so funny. Good stuff
@naturalbornpatriot63692 ай бұрын
“How can we hold this?” Well, if you learn nothing of history but this, might is right. Right of Conquest.
@idontlikerome274414 күн бұрын
And pray that it will keep itself together through its leaders and or soldiers, least enough to see the reclamation of all its lost provinces
@emilianohermosilla39962 ай бұрын
Matilda for the W, dude! Koifish would be proud! 🔥😆 P.S: Damn Bohemond’s got chin of Zeus! That dude should have been your spouse 💀
@mcampbell57892 ай бұрын
Best ck3 channel
@Ohkozy2 ай бұрын
Kind of crazy how she was so close
@somersetbassett45802 ай бұрын
All Magonels 😂 never thought of that
@sonderrx2 ай бұрын
the average game for me is piss everyone off for a couple decades, go on a killing spree, die , then try and keep my dynasty together long enough to through the world into ruin
@benjaminobienu52972 ай бұрын
This is a video, my friend, and I can't wait to see more of the excellent content. Keep up the fantastic work, and no matter what happens or what anybody says, never give up and always remember you are worthy of respect and recognition; I really mean it. I watched France conquering India, and it was an excellent video. I like seeing more of that content! I have an idea for a future video: What if England had been taken over by a young Warrior King not from France but from India and set his sights on unifying the British Isles under one banner? What if Britannia had Samrat? What do you think of that idea, Mr. Wazlos? Any thoughts, comments, and opinions about this idea?
@tbvreftrbbveb2 ай бұрын
Goated
@Wazlos2 ай бұрын
no u
@tbvreftrbbveb2 ай бұрын
@@Wazlos NO YOU POOKIE
@Wazlos2 ай бұрын
@@tbvreftrbbveb lol
@tankpea22 ай бұрын
Can you also make a video with good ol Robert the Fox ?
@lukedyer141Ай бұрын
I can’t even play that game on my pc it crashes every 5 minutes with no mods
@dumbasssupreme402227 күн бұрын
potato pc
@forkloe02 ай бұрын
Cool video
@jason80772 ай бұрын
when I first heard "never murder your spouse" I thought oh finally some decent humane CK3 tip is about to come out...and then....oh shit 😆
@Lefkadagl2 ай бұрын
Nice dude.
@jankusiak83442 ай бұрын
Polska górą!!!
@AMpersand_videos2 ай бұрын
Bohemond based infrastructure
@ElderBro32282 ай бұрын
world conquest when?
@Wazlos2 ай бұрын
When I figure out how to do fast
@rudigolfpupmann14952 ай бұрын
@@Wazlos Mongol rush combined with the holy war strat?
@GezerGozer2 ай бұрын
@@Wazlos play as Genghis Khan in 1178
@ImperialCoquest2 ай бұрын
Why Hispania is not included?
@Wazlos2 ай бұрын
Not sure why it isnt necessary to restore rome
@Littlecaesar2113 күн бұрын
This is an actual exploit💀💀
@ikanbiru43692 ай бұрын
Ave Caesar. Aeterna imperii Hail Battista. Emperor of Rome, King of italy, Duke of Tuscany, Count of Canossa
@KoktbusterixАй бұрын
I am in 1023. I started in the first start date. Have not come far.
@Gingq2 ай бұрын
almost forgot to leave a comment
@ripclcze88452 ай бұрын
Damn
@Carlos_cheh2 ай бұрын
Try uniting Slavia in one lifetime
@PnzrDiv6662 ай бұрын
yeh dude
@nafewamin1339Ай бұрын
Mommy Matilda 😍
@Sam-kh5pb2 ай бұрын
least chatgpt generated video description
@Wazlos2 ай бұрын
lol
@Qspjsgpuwthpvjsvpu13 күн бұрын
Didn't know the pope was a simp
@superorangebody2 ай бұрын
Nah. The best start is Temujin to play as Genghis Khan!
@laiaa91782 ай бұрын
1:53 wat de hek
@jankusiak83442 ай бұрын
Hi
@Wazlos2 ай бұрын
hello
@killerwhiteplayz56732 ай бұрын
Only 0.77 k subscribers to go to hopefully see a duck