Bangin'

[@SaudiHaramco]

I love the idea of Adam being at some jewish wedding telling people he started a podcast and instantly changing the topic once they ask what it's called

[@juztenable]

Sabbath soup night

[@coreygolphenee9633]

This probably happened to them a hundred times when the checks started flowing

[@milespatrick7554]

😢😊😊😂😂

[@milespatrick7554]

😊

[@milespatrick7554]

😊😊❤😂😊❤

[@kennypyne7821]

I can’t stop listening to this show help

[@jesussanchez9106]

I couldn't possibly more gayly relate to a comment if I tried

[@martinsegovia5888]

All other podcasts just sound lame now

[@poop_storm]

if you stop listening right now your sense of humor might remain intact

[@jesussanchez9106]

@@poop_storm it's too late for us my boy, save yourself.

[@DaBirdOfHermes]

lol this is so true

[@torynnielsen5646]

"Flip flops are not rape stopping footwear" 🤣😂

[@shanek3453]

It's interesting to hear how much Stav lies about having sex.

[@jjgeoffphhcinkkllee]

He's absolutely right about the beginnings of some p r 0 n clips though. There's one that has been one of the gold standards for me for years: Leah Gotti in Tiny 4K, where the first like 4 1/2 minutes is just her bouncin around, flashing and stripping and then soaping up outside before rinsing off and ending up totally nude. NONE of the s3x that follows is that good or necessary, the beginning is EVERYTHING.

[@ZeranZeran]

its insane now how many of you like sex? That's real

[@SimonStrange]

Imagine being a woman and you have to look at Stav balls deep inside of you.

[@tshepherd8145]

There’s an episode where they’re talking about Tinder and a friend who hooked up on the first date. Stav genuinely didn’t understand how he achieved that even though it’s the purpose of Tinder. He only fucks on reputation. He fumbled Rachel Sennott because he wanted an open relationship in order to fuck chucklefuckers

[@zangl2955]

He’s not lying. You would fuck too if you went out and had a personality.

[@thecommander9887]

Making Adam a mantis in your FTL run truly is the Patrician's touch

[@gloverelaxis]

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha god that is so fucking funny

[@gloverelaxis]

Nick as engi is also extremely funny

[@eli8444]

Why is Ian piloting the ship?

[@BalsamicJeebs]

@@eli8444 ian should not be anywhere near that fucking wheel

[@deadjuice1880]

​@@BalsamicJeebsAnd that's why it's funny. 😂

[@boorhaave5880]

You know you've listened to this podcast for too long when Stav's laugh becomes borderline tolerable

[@willknowsright9615]

the power of Stockholm syndrome

[@DoctorCyan]

You guys have way too much hate in your heart. Stavros has the most infectious laugh ever, it elevates every bit that Nick does and the show needs him playing laugh track. It’s also cute ☺️

[@boorhaave5880]

@@DoctorCyan I prefer Stav's laugh to Coldplay

[@skylersampsell716]

My woman HATES Stav, I'll have cumtown on while she's sleeping with like almost no volume, as soon as Stav laughs it's "mmmrrrrrrAhhhGHHH TURN THAT SHIT OFF"

[@23Butanedione]

@@skylersampsell716 haha I came here to say the same thing. I can't even listen to them when my girl is home because she'll always say something. She's not wrong either

[@putthebunnybackinthebox]

I fall asleep to cumtown the way Tim Dillon used to fall asleep to Alex Jones. Thank you Steven Seagull.

[@ssavman]

Nick's realization of his true nature as a robot that wants to be in a factory is beautiful

[@ZeranZeran]

I feel the same.. Should I be taking something for this, or just show up at the factory?

[@deadjuice1880]

​@@ZeranZeranWe'll go, together.

[@zangl2955]

He fucks. That's just an act so the patreon guys wouldn't revolt

[@DonnySimpanero]

Hell yeah dude. Over an hour of gayness awaits

[@jesse9496]

Helllllll ya Bill

[@plutarchtheoligarch1657]

@@jesse9496 I'm gay with my dad.

[@jesse9496]

@@plutarchtheoligarch1657 hell ya

[@nerdforskating]

Glad to hear my man Ian Fidance made the cut. This compilation was made for him

[@jeff-ft5bx]

the phallic spaceship was a great touch

[@corwinchapman4565]

plus he made Adam the bug, Stav the huge guy, and Nick the robot

[@alexbaum2204]

Nick’s Jack Lemon is fucking uncanny. Don’t know if I’ve ever heard a better impression.

[@JakeMCGreen]

Jay Mohr doing an impression of Colin Quinn is pretty spot on too

[@matthewsnyder674]

36:08 "Let's just talk about regular, consensual sex, which you have *sometimes*..." Right over Adam's head. Well played, Stavvy.

[@alwaystired4]

You can tell this compilation is about straight sex because it’s only one hour long

[@unlimitedpower3157]

This podcast is just the perfect outlet to prove how much Stav doesn't fuck.

[@InnerGhiEnergy]

Nicks bpd may carry the show but the chemistry between the og crew adamnickstav is what makes it worth it’s weight in gold or Bitcoin

[@ImmersiveFPS]

Any time the boys have a guest on the show it really just highlights how much Nicks brand of irreverent comedy outclasses everyone else

[@sovietunion8100]

More like 5am

[@SomeGuyHowGoesIt]

@@sovietunion8100 more like 6am

[@cheekybum1513]

@@sovietunion8100 more like 1 inch man

[@itsacorporatething]

It just shows how he talks over everyone, not just his cohosts

[@ImmersiveFPS]

@@itsacorporatething while I agree his interruption of Adam is borderline sadistic, what I meant was; his ability to think and riff complex ideas really outs everyone else’s linear style of comedy. He always subverts expectation and never picks the low hanging fruit. His mind is exceptional despite being a sociopathic narcissist

[@berby2068]

Listening to this while I run is my only motivation to workout

[@jgdacashman]

The motivation to be tweak ripped like Adam

[@jeffersongrigg893]

Using Charlie and Frank's apartment from it's always sunny in the thumbnail. Hell yeah

[@TimmyMcGowan]

Nicks dad: “does it look like I’m naked?”

[@seelvus7771]

The bit with Wallace and Gromit made me nearly choke to death on my mouthwash

[@CephalicMiasma4]

Hey buddy I know times are tough but you should really stop drinking mouthwash

[@townsjim]

I was in tears 😂

[@jaredwillard3022]

Nick acting like he would stop a rape instead of just watching with a semi-erotic feeling, and then adding it to a bit is the best joke in this whole video

[@TraeSMR]

02:50 It's tragic and hilarious hearing Stav describe his exact look and weight right now as the lowest point in his life.

[@darvell.]

no shit i came in to the comments to look for this lol

[@weedwin7356]

0:22 Idk why man but everytime I hear Nick do that inhibited scream I lose it

[@mezla_]

every time i hear "kamala" i just hear nick chanting it

[@khollon38]

@@mezla_ I am going out of the country to do some things things that have not not

[@khollon38]

@@mezla_ I will let me see those pictures of my parents in a a few

[@khollon38]

@@mezla_ I have have no problem at the

[@khollon38]

@@mezla_ and all other information

[@tinman3747]

Stav should have pulled the skin all the way back a long, long time ago. I had the same problem but I managed to ease the skin all the way back when I was like 13. I can't even imagine the smegma from 30 years of not washing... Jesus

[@SomeGuyHowGoesIt]

@Cool Adam hell yeah, dude (cool adam)

[@ezemarkel]

which is one of the many reasons why i dont believe stav has sex

[@tuttosalve8352]

Bro i only did that when i was like 16 and it was hooooooorrible

[@patrickmccutcheon8860]

A world of problems I as a gentile never knew existed.

[@tinman3747]

@@patrickmccutcheon8860 I'm a gentile too. Not sure what that has to do with it

[@TheAgentmigs]

Fucking died when Stav started singing 311 57:50

[@ricardorodriguez4419]

That Seinfield bit had me CACKLING

[@JW-un8ui]

Bania did a 5-year stint 😂

[@robert9016]

Hey man awesome video. Couldn’t help but notice that in the description you listed the bit as taking place at 7:59 when it should be formatted as 07:59 to maintain the format. I have OCD and I’m gay.

[@StevenSeagull]

lol I’ll go ahead and fix it for ya

[@saxo689]

@@StevenSeagull respect

[@jadams380]

@@StevenSeagull NOW THIS IS MODERATION! PROPS!

[@ZACHANDJACKSZACHSMAFIA]

-57:33

[@JohnDobak]

@@StevenSeagull When a king is virtuous, his people prosper.

[@AgitpropPsyop]

Stavros “I blow my own back out” Halkias

[@brightfalls6788]

We interrupt this program to bring you Courage the cowardly dog show. Starring Courage, the cowardly dog! Abandoned as a pup, he was found by Murial, who lives in the middle of nowhere with her husband Hustas Baggs. But creepy stuff happens in nowhere, and it’s up to Courage to save his new home!

[@ChopinIsMyBestFriend]

woah

[@breezyhillproductions349]

Stupid dog you made me look bad!

[@ZACHANDJACKSZACHSMAFIA]

*WRY ONII'*

[@joshuabrien2970]

Stupid dog your Making me look gay- Micheal Douglas, 1999

[@bug9193]

R.I.P Murial

[@saadmaan3281]

11:34 Don't mind me, just saving my favorite bit so far.

[@IvantheVegan]

I love Stavs Greek fat laughter

[@donkerbolls]

Love the thumbnail backdrop of charlie and frank's apartment

[@9tailskyle]

The George gettting raped in prison bit is the funnest thing ive ever heard

[@thatoneguyricardo]

I fucking died when stav said he got into bed with clothes 💀💀

[@FauxRaidenator]

I appreciate that you made Adam a mantis and Nick an autistic engineer. I would have also accepted Lanius for Nick. Stav being a rockman feels like a bit of a stretch though a little too much joie de vivre for him. Maybe a Slug would have been better.

[@HRRY780]

37:15 that’s definitely Ian in the background lmao

[@sheridan891]

The George gets turned out in jail bit is GOLD

[@jyo9735]

LMFAO i thought the topic was "Steven Seagal" for almost 11 min before i realized it was "bangin"

[@_WhiteMage]

Hearing Adam repeatedly go "she looked like Wallace & Grommet" enough with no elaboration, I eventually realized he thinks Wallacin Grommet is the name of a single character.

[@wyattr7982]

Ive been playing so much FTL since you posted the first one

[@StevenSeagull]

Hell yeah dude

[@amiracleone2803]

What is ftl?

[@pandavelli8176]

@@amiracleone2803 gay dating app

[@amiracleone2803]

@@pandavelli8176 lol best answer yet

[@amiracleone2803]

@@pandavelli8176 FTL=For the Lilies.

[@zg9445]

I remember the Amazon commercial where Terry Crews is like “this is great! I wish I worked at Amazon!”

[@squintygreeneyes]

had to click this just because the thumbnail was so funny 👍🏼

[@47ejecting2]

6:57 - Marking the bit that first got me into CT.

[@doug892]

They're fucking him in there, Jerry

[@zuthula3847]

Rare footage of Nick stealing Adam's joke when he says he feels shame every time he has sex directly after Adam said it.

[@DoctorCyan]

55:00 I was laughing just as long and hard as Stav from that bit

[@Turtleproof]

I was halfway thru this longass video before I noticed the ship is named the USS Cumtown.

[@chippewacree1633]

Gay? That's just fancy talk for greek.

[@MourningCoffeeMusic]

Fun fact: Hentai is technically fake nudes because cartoons aren’t real

[@mattwstewart205]

33:30 is the funniest shit I’ve ever heard.

[@johnwarring2337]

I hate how much I like watching this FUCKING SHITTY GAME while listening to the best podcast of all time

[@cm9241]

In what universe is ftl shitty

[@cocoman281]

I feel like adams voice is a lot higher in the Train episode. Did he go through puberty or something?

[@multiplesifl]

Nick's Jack Lemmon is top notch.

[@jim2791]

Lol Stav, we all know you made up that Easter beating off story on the fly, lol

[@mysticboarder1921]

Two jack lemons in one non jack lemon comp? Look what happened to the sedan market

[@nickl6715]

Fool's Rush In on the Saturn was 🔥

[@puremercury]

Stav with early knowledge of the Jewish tunnels.

[@trapchurches555]

I was shocked too

[@alexresa9039]

I just realized it's Charlie's apartment in the thumbnail

[@haydenemrah]

Hell yeah dude

[@Weaselboy1]

Stav definitely has not had sex

[@DannyWilliamH]

"A true car lover" is the name of the video featuring a Saudi Taebo having his way with a car. If you're interested...

[@jeanjativa4021]

The only kind of banging on interested, is the ones that includes the fellas.

[@haplo19]

This video made me start playing FTL again

[@StevenSeagull]

Hell yeah dude

[@tvotitan]

@@StevenSeagull dude I just got back into it and is all that shit the enhanced eddition content? I always have that on but I havent seen half the shit you got going on in that run

[@CAPSTRES]

Seinfeld 2: Yung George chronicles. Stavvy baby on that doe? @netflix tho.

[@CAPSTRES]

Jason could play Yung George's Dad here and there cameo style.

[@5anonymous904]

im making a horror movie about geese. it's called The Honkening

[@jimmyrustler8983]

Canadian Cobra Chickens.....

[@5anonymous904]

@@jimmyrustler8983 Cobra Chicken II: Northern Descent

[@8bitnitwit]

That telegram bit was hilarious

[@inappropriatern8060]

JFC how long it's been since I heard a good Jack Lemmon bit.

[@theblackestvoid]

I'm still trying to find the lost jack lemmon bit

[@devinator102]

The NOO @11:20 made me spit out my drink 😂😂😂 I’m gay

[@_1jay]

i'm crying laughing, you're crying laughing

[@jonvia]

All aboard the USS Cumtown!

[@loln00bsify]

44:36 "Look at what happened to the Sedan market"

[@AdmiralA]

I'm subscribed but I don't see you in my subscriptions

[@BIacklce]

REPLICANTS ARENT ROBOTS, THEY ARE SYNTHETIC HUMANS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@Theomachist13]

The cool guy part of me likes the spaceship parts, the autistic part of me likes the sex parts.

[@Theomachist13]

The gay part of me is no longer capable of liking anything.

[@jesussanchez9106]

I had a whole comment typed up about how gay I am and all that good stuff but apperantly it was too spicy for you KZbin so instead how about.. . I donno. Something about the N-word?

[@DonnySimpanero]

There’s nothing wrong with the country of Niger

[@Matthewsavant]

I can't believe I ate the whole thing

[@andrewwickham1375]

His jack lemon impression kills me

[@WDC_OSA]

I'm gay and I'm restoring my foreskin.

[@BlazRa]

That's gay

[@WDC_OSA]

@@BlazRa what do you mean?

[@lesdillinger4907]

Stav is George.

[@loganobrien6731]

9:40 damn Stav made me feel good I’m not the only one

[@samangelo2208]

Hell yeah dude - respekt

[@antbuddy1]

Omg shout out Paterson NJ !!!!!

[@makerstudios5456]

Sex Nerds! I’ve had that idea forever but didn’t have a name for it.

[@christdolphin69]

Nice Sam Hyde impression

[@user-oz5xb9ed3w]

stav is the ultimate bit killer.

[@ezemarkel]

every time

[@joelglanton6531]

the fact that he was the one to blow up after the podcast is proof he isn't funny; NPCs don't know what's funny

[@_Aaron_G_]

Correction to the title: Cumtown - Gay Bangin'

[@xanperna]

Bro thestory stav tells in the beginning made me cringe so hard my stomach hurt

[@real_howard_stern5969]

Did anything ever happen w the Jake Flores thing?

[@_FBI_69_]

I can’t tell who’s nick or Adam! They all sound alike.

[@WhayYay]

Adam is the one with the nasal voice, Nick has more bass.

[@dickheadrecs]

Nick’s the top, Adam’s the bottom

[@fuguestatetoo6789]

still love the thumbnail.

[@maikeru01]

how funny is it in 2024 that stav predicted jew tunnels. 30:00

[@br0k3nman]

Holy shit… everyone missed “a rep from the leather man tool company.” Nick the joke ninja.

[@iceturtle-nb6rc]

That’s Charlie’s apartment

[@AJordan44-]

In the year 2023...

[@therealspiroagnew818]

Stav is the most obvious liar lol

[@amcc666]

Anyone know what 57:33 is?

[@prophet1o158]

First thing that popped into my head is Ian, it must have been him

[@basedoreo2135]

Yeah dude

[@glucosepappy9663]

Genius

[@goldenb2256]

Was it Kyle kinane .

[@boaleman6894]

Deep cut

[@redacted5035]

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