The Bible is now on Steam. Let's Play The Bible

It has updates planned and Steam achievements. It also has bugs somehow
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[@RTGame]

Now that I've addressed all the KZbin drama I can finally get back to real games, let's play the Bible

[@Hellbughunter]

What a KZbin move from you

[@yuarentlucky]

The graphics make me kind of cross eyed. 7.5/10.

[@dazcarrr]

speedrun crucifixion any%

[@TheGleely]

In before youtube demonitizes the bible

[@matthewboire6843]

I found this comment in 1 minute after it was made. Such a KZbin move for me

[@mightykingwario]

Fun fact: This ‘game(?)’ seems to run on Ren’py, a game engine specifically geared towards visual novels. Which means it actually shares an engine with Doki Doki Literature Club, along with a ton of other anime visual novels. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

[@vslazer6728]

This is their way of repenting for their sins.

[@Runetrantor]

Seriously, the engine that runs porn games and erotic VNs runs the Bible too. What a world!

[@brendanklein6617]

I was shocked when I saw the default pause screen. Turns out people making hentai games were blessed this whole time

[@baileyjerman5573]

The bible runs on the same engine as ddlc is such a poweful statement that it gives me whiplash

[@lukehdarowlet9321]

That is a real KZbin of a fact there. Thanks for sharing

[@Hannahmypet]

Gotta hand it to them, really. Taking a public domain text, slapping it into a visual novel builder, adding a couple menus and turning around and charging money for it is definitely one of the most unique grifts I've ever seen

[@Shalakor]

Nah, more like one of the oldest and oversaturated grifts in history. For a very literal example, remember door to door bible sellsmen? Literally try to upsell people on a 'premium" version of something they already owned. Not the oldest profession, but oldest profession adjacent.

[@RegalPixelKing]

It's very KZbin of the people selling this.

[@generallyunimportant]

i would comment something like "but the guy hired people to do VA, and translation, and even soundtrack!" but no one would care, and it'd be pointless as fuck as i know really little other than a few stackexchange and reddit posts and info from the steam page. edit: oh also if anyone is confused by the second section of the comment, it's basically me saying "i wouldn't be able to hold up a coherent argument because of my kinda KZbin lack of information, so i won't even try to". nice edit 7+ hrs l8r, r8t?

[@Laydralae_Joy]

You might even say its a real KZbin thing for them to do.

[@BlazeSLK]

@@RegalPixelKing They’re YouTubin annoying with these scams

[@dhampir_days]

people who weren't on this stream will never know the sheer surrealism of Dan, after crafting his new swears, going "hang on a minute" and bringing up the Bible steam page

[@daawesomeman2859]

Boutta check out the vod just for this

[@squidpile]

Sounds like a Jerma bit

[@hugocorminboeuf8007]

That's the most youtube thing to do

[@D.KlWA-aG]

what a youtube move

[@poemsbypoetry]

I gasped out loud when he showed the achievements on stream lmao

[@piss9133]

It was a real youtube moment when Rt said he had a surprise for chat and then pulled up the bible on steam and 1k people left, funniest thing I ever seen.

[@Zarkyun]

Says a lot about those people.

[@sidhackney8831]

What KZbins

[@GamerMoment]

@@Zarkyun Those people were real KZbins

[@filin_-vn4fj]

yeah, that was a really youtube move

[@smoltoon885]

@@Zarkyun or maybe a lot about the bible?

[@wyatt960]

The fact that the bible is not only on steam but is made in visual novel maker and has autosaves is a real youtube moment.

[@helplmchoking]

The fact it's made in the same engine as some... Other visual novels is peak KZbin honestly

[@mlyu11]

Yup, I was gonna point out the irony of the literal Bible being made in Ren'Py as well.

[@evorathesylvurr]

as soon as he mentioned the load feature i recognized the system (I use ren'py for hobby) and I HAD to see if anyone else recognized it.

[@nokov6517]

I wasn't quite sure personally until I saw the save screen, but yeah Jesus wrote the Bible in Ren'py, not in a book

[@Aoskar95]

You thought they were gonna take that extra step and learn Unity development? No offense to Ren'py, I've seen some good stuff made in it but the low barrier of entry has created enough shit to create job security for every waste management engineer for the next decade

[@biscuitface7245]

The funny part is that, since this game is considered a visual novel on steam, it has genuinely been recommended to me by steam.

[@0kumurhuh]

that's so KZbin

[@tankofish937]

Also when I saw it, one of the categories was “Psychological Horror”

[@aquatazer]

@@tankofish937 if you’ve read the Bible, it is definitely a psychological horror at times.

[@irregularstuff5290]

"you all need Jesus", gamer edition.

[@KleinesStein]

@@irregularstuff5290 you can now officially urge someone to read the bible by gifting it to them on steam

[@irbest6148]

"They're updating the Bible" "There is a Bible DLC" Golden content man

[@_____2219]

Its the LDC dlc

[@T.h.e.T.i.n.o]

✞

[@ComedicLetter]

They’re gonna patch out the infinite food glitch

[@Aymelia-colon3]

@enigmabureau It wasn't a glitch, it was the dev's son with a Mod Menu.

[@GTAVictor9128]

I mean, wasn't the New Testament basically a sequel to the Old Testament? And the Bible was originally strictly in Latin, it was only many years later before it was translated into vernacular.

[@graceofgardens]

As someone who works in a church, every time i come across “among us” in scripture i laugh so hard and it feels so juvenile

[@lilyhawthorne1196]

Dude I went to a two hour Easter sermon, heard 'among us' like twenty minutes and waited until it was over to tell my brother the preacher said among us...he looked so disgusted with me lol.

[@HaroldMC63]

@@lilyhawthorne1196our first reading was 2 kings 2:23

[@ilfedarkfairy]

Not gonna lie, the fact that you have to laugh is pretty... SUS. No, I will not apologise.

[@Door227]

My face after someone tells the most serious and heart wrenching story but said among us: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Gauley_]

The fact they put the Bible on Steam for 12 euro is such a youtube moment

[@Joosher56]

The first bible type moment

[@superman5150]

Raised Roman Catholic in a very conservative private school, eventually turned Atheist - this all tracks. The nuns were always pitching the DLC content

[@Leo-zr2xp]

i agree

[@steeleallen8474]

This is such a KZbin moment from the creators of “The Bible” on steam.

[@Elifre]

Agreed. They're such KZbins.

[@hecklwarr]

Eh, more of a spire move if you ask me.

[@yourlocalpsychopath3924]

actual youtubes fr fr

[@T.h.e.T.i.n.o]

✞w✞

[@Hhhiii2233]

Pog KZbin moment

[@aircooledgaming]

A couple of days ago I saw someone on Twitter say something along the lines of "please stop computerizing household objects that work perfectly fine without computers" and I guess that principle also applies to the Bible

[@woooooooooooooooooooooooo]

I was going to say its good for people who can't afford an actual bible, but I cannot find any circumstance in which you can afford steam but not a bible lmao

[@woooooooooooooooooooooooo]

It is still a cool project though

[@BUMMY105]

The best part about this game is that there's an active speedrunning community within it. You can speedrun The Bible.

[@gabby993]

How? 💀

[@RainbowUnicorn.-.]

@@gabby993 My guess would be clicking through all the pages as quickly as possible (Would definitely take longer than flipping through a physical book).

[@gabby993]

@@RainbowUnicorn.-. bro I actually looked it up and saw speedruns of the ACTUAL bible-

[@renakunisaki]

Is there ACE?

[@dankus_lupas3577]

What a KZbin Idea!

[@hiro1001]

The fact whoever made this knows a visual novel without choices or gameplay is called a kinectic novel is amazing to me.

[@AcoriSage]

It's explained in the Ren'Py tutorial. Not that impressive.

[@spottedwombat7103]

that a real youtube move

[@Rhavet-]

You could say it’s KZbin to me

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

Choices would make it pretty interesting tho

[@itsRhodi]

@@skeetsmcgrew3282 a choose your own adventure bible would hit different ngl /j

[@Jayfeather-cu1gc]

The fact this exists and costs so much money makes the people who made it a real spire and a youtube.

[@koki1829]

It’s the cost of an irl Bible, if it had more people to choose voice actors from I could understand, but absolutely not at this price, as we don’t carry pc’s on us.

[@sponge1234ify]

@@koki1829 college students does, at least

[@Volvith]

The game is made in RenPy, the 'adult novel game' engine, known for such works of art as 'Sisterly Lust' and 'Milfy City'. ... I reiterate, _THE BIBLE. IS MADE. IN THE ADULT NOVEL ENGINE._ What KZbins made this, seriously!? :'D

[@sponge1234ify]

@@Volvith That's a bit harsh on the engine. It's not like Unity or Unreal doesn't have its shares of blatant porn games, you know? Hell, more RPGMaker games nowadays are just porn walking simulators than they are depresso horrors. It's just that Ren'py is Free, Easy, and Cheap for making textual contents. Perfect for these absolute spires.

[@hat9527]

@@Volvith ooh ddlc engine

[@ridergilwin1494]

Dan’s utter confusion at the beginning has me belly laughing. It’s fucking amazing. A real KZbin moment.

[@infinitenex8165]

I believe you meant to say "It's youtube amazing."

[@lordofthechickens3627]

@@infinitenex8165 I believe you meant to say "It's fucking KZbin"

[@gui18bif]

one of the moments of all time

[@StickMaster500]

RT reading the Bible being a direct cause from watching Paint Dry to crashing Facebook’s stock after visiting the Metaverse is already one of the most KZbin things I’ve ever seen on this platform

[@Geoooooooooo]

Stick I don't understand how you can always write such a banger comment like 2 minutes after the video is uploaded I wanna be just like you when I grow up

[@JazzoBeat]

He never missed 🔥🔥

[@kartenos]

@@Geoooooooooo That's such a youtube statement

[@janreiafrica]

@@Geoooooooooo Years of commenting does things to a man

[@Revermb]

what a wonderful domino effect

[@JustDevon1]

Fun fact: If you go into basically any church, they’re most likely give you a Bible for free

[@redeye4516]

For real though, some of the old ladies who volunteer at my church heard I was looking for a small travel Bible and gave me a pocket version of the New Testament and Psalms entirely free. I haven't needed it yet because all travel plans were halted by the pandemic and ensuing war, but it was very kind of them.

[@TrondelagianPatriotsriseup]

i think the bible is the most produced book in the world sitting at around 4 Billion copies. So there's a lot of supply

[@idontwantahandlethough]

or literally any hotel room in the US. Or from those scammers in New York that hand you a bible "for free" and then ask for "a small donation" very aggressively; you can just not pay them and walk away lol Not sure why anyone who doesn't have a bible would even want one.. it's a terribly boring book (mostly, there's a few fun parts.. and saying Deuteronomy _is_ pretty fun, I suppose)

[@mneech609]

@@idontwantahandlethough It's pretty useful when you're homeless. You can use it to start fire or wipe your arse with it.

[@emmao6578]

I'm in the UK didn't go to special religious schools and still ended up with 2 or 3 free bibles by the end of secondary school, so yeah they really aren't hard to come across

[@HelloIAmAnExist]

This game has so much lore! I bet matpat would have a field day with this one

[@silversonome5360]

Instead of getting massively disliked by the fans of the game he's defacing, MatPat just gets excommunicated for making a Bible theory

[@rockhardcelery1214]

ahy do people keep bringimg up the superbestfriends

[@thathollyjolly]

Yeah, way too much lore ☠

[@modestMismagius105]

the bible is the next fnaf

[@cypherusuh]

@@silversonome5360 isn't Bible game theory a thing? New interpretation released every month

[@ErriShayAradesChay]

Now THIS is the kind of “bringing gospel to gamers” I needed

[@RachaelLongLastName]

I love how the Bible is marked as “Psychological Horror” and “Sexual Content”

[@danielslack9114]

They're not wrong.

[@zackglickert4495]

“your breasts are like fawns on a hill” my favorite part

[@jake_from_statefarm7209]

I mean, yes, that accurately describes many parts of the Bible 😁

[@monkerulz]

Songs of Solomon is straight up literotica

[@kirbyfreakyt4695]

Accurate.

[@illurora4285]

"i did my confirmation and became a full catholic because i was told my relatives would give me a lot of money and i wanted to buy a nintendo wii" i don't think life goals can get any better than this

[@remusteahan3521]

It's so accurate tho, like I did mine cos I wanted the money for books and a new game on my DS lmfao

[@gilded2342]

I did the same thing last year to get a enough money for a gaming PC lol

[@Pilsnor]

Same

[@BierBart12]

When I heard how much my schoolmates got for their confirmation I was so sad about how atheist my family was

[@connordarvall8482]

RT is one of the lucky few who can thank god for Wario.

[@jacobwheeler1348]

As a devoted Christian, the making of this game overall seems like a real KZbin move

[@skullcandy14785]

Ayyyyy nice used of youtube. Very you tube of you

[@jacobwheeler1348]

@@skullcandy14785 Thanks, you absolute KZbin!

[@quantumblauthor7300]

You people are all way too nice to turn this word into a slur

[@emeraldiontut2401]

Very KZbin comment 10/10

[@velvetcheese9754]

@@quantumblauthor7300 Shut it, you Morgana.

[@tiagoprado7001]

I love how this is made with same engine as some of the most unholy of visual novels ever made.

[@Mono-gb4hh]

Dan’s explanation of why he did his confirmation is literally all Irish people

[@MarkusAldawn]

My brother told his teacher he was a pagan (he meant atheist lmao) and he still did his confirmation. Unfortunately this was after 2008, so the economy was in shambles and he didn't get as much from relatives as he should've.

[@TrondelagianPatriotsriseup]

@@MarkusAldawn Yes teacher, i do believe in ancient gods and sacrifice the oldest in our family every year.

[@MarkusAldawn]

@@TrondelagianPatriotsriseup I can celebrate saturnalia and christmas if it means more presents!

[@ohgodohnothebees]

@@MarkusAldawn I actually am a neopagan

[@georgeoldsterd8994]

@@MarkusAldawn are you sure he's not Jewish, though? Sounds very practical.

[@purplehaze2358]

Fun fact: Despite not necessarily being mentioned in the Book of Job, there's a third, far more obscure giant monster of the bible. Ziz is the sky counterpart to Leviathan (sea) and Behemoth (land).

[@greenhowie]

I think you'll find the traditional name is Rayquaza

[@dashiellgillingham4579]

Is that what that’s meant to be? I just took it as one of the many really big things God made and then beat the KZbin out of and feels weirdly proud of himself for.

[@cjt354]

Worm?

[@cameronmefford]

The unspoken Ziz

[@Hat_Wearing_Snatcher]

@@cjt354 yeah, WB took it from there

[@averytubestudios]

The lack of censorship is a risky move, but I respect it. Power to you Dan

[@foozlegamer1025]

A KZbin move, you could say

[@jeremyrandolph8337]

Yeah, I can't believe he had the gall to say that on stream, and then not have his editor removed it. That "Best of 2022" changed him man.

[@Dr.Death8520]

KZbin and risky are not synonyms, so therefore you yourself are a KZbin

[@snolls105]

@@Dr.Death8520 there are no synonyms, only youtube

[@madmonty4761]

I believe in some censorship

[@thecalicodragon4103]

I’m glad you were Abel to get through this “game” but I Cain imagine it was a pain

[@yeetmastercatto]

Shut up. No. Stop. Please shut up. I'm kidding don't take this seriously lol

[@squarohedron0664]

this hurt to read. i still don't really know what this says.

[@eliu868]

@@squarohedron0664 Bible character references

[@CodersMusicOfficial]

IS THAT A [bible] REFERENCE!?

[@Memezuii]

@@CodersMusicOfficial OUR LORD AND [Saviorǃǃ1ǃ1997], [Spamsus] G. [Spamsus]ǃ

[@jprofio]

Weirdest part of this to me is that I used RenPy for some projects and this is so obviously made in that program. The format of the menus, the options that don't make sense like Save and Load, it's all the default formatting of RenPy

[@pillowmoment]

Isn’t that the the uhhh python program primarily used for visual novels? The name seems familiar

[@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123]

Save and Load actually make a lot of sense, it's just a bookmark

[@jprofio]

@@pillowmoment It's the popular free one for a lot of visual novels, I think it's python based. I stopped using it bc the community was awful if you asked for help

[@The_All-Seer]

@@pillowmoment it's used for a lot of popular ones, yeah. DDLC is a good example

[@creator-link]

I wonder if they still enable the console?

[@RyuTheAsian47]

This now makes me want to get a priest to do a Bible 100% speedrun

[@Flaming_Saturn]

Priest: “Lift your spirits to the almighty father… *proceeds to do a sequence break causing the Genesis skip, saving 7 minutes of time*”

[@jeremyquiros5483]

I can’t wait to watch the SGDQ 2023 speedrun of “The Bible” PC King James Version 100% no DLC no OOB randomizer relay race 2 hands 1 controller

[@Coco-hq6ns]

Solomon skip is pretty intense. Also page tear skip is pretty controversial but I personally been using it recently.

[@sneaky1053]

This is so underrated

[@DankusMemicus]

Joe Leonard started making a bible speedrun years ago (it was just him reading the bible), but he removed those videos from KZbin.

[@riisitee]

As a graphic design student, I appreciate the Very Good design that went into this game/ebook. Especially in the quiz, when you get the wrong answer and the "wrong" text is just the same size as the other text and it's placed right at the top of the screen so its as unituitive as possible to read. Like they had one text box as their base for all the text elements that they use for every screen. Anyway, Im sure a lot of Bible fans will find this game a big rowling

[@cypherusuh]

It's very human design

[@helplmchoking]

As someone who's seen other "games" using this engine, this one is probably in the top half in terms of design lol

[@preferablygeneric]

I also really appreciate how the "wrong" screen is nothing other than just the one word. the bare minimum that could've been placed there is a reference number so you can find the answer, or preferably, just show the answer as seen on its page underlined

[@cyberneticsquid]

@@helplmchoking I don't think this design is anywhere near the upper 50%

[@helplmchoking]

@@cyberneticsquid Compared to the usual glowing text, illegible fonts, bizarre animations, horrific "open world" menus, half translated messes you often see, this one isn't that bad. Most are awful, the ones you typically see are at least somewhat well made, even if the content is well beyond questionable

[@sgtmaggi]

"I never thought I'd feel concerned playing the bible." What a sentence

[@ArcticaTheFox]

The fact that everyone came back to the stream the SECOND he closed the Bible is so hilarious to me XD

[@shadcroly]

Such a KZbin moment

[@Lobotomite-real]

Twitch moment

[@denos1699]

Thems a buncha youtube

[@briarconner5765]

I really appreciate that you’re still posting after all the difficulties with KZbin. I don’t think anyone would have blamed you for just staying on twitch. We all really love your content, and can’t wait to see more :)

[@hotdog8109]

I was really scared that would be the case. As someone who doesn’t have time to watch full streams, even vods, these edited clips are a godsend.

[@T.h.e.T.i.n.o]

pray we must brothers.✞

[@bongibot1104]

Absolutely KZbin thing of him to do

[@Watburnt]

I mean it would be a dumb thing to do business wise most people who watch his streams come from youtube so even if hes not making money then it would still be smart to post edited versions

[@Babycat42069]

I mean I don't touch twitch because you have to be there live and I work 2 jobs

[@yes_____]

“They’re updating the Bible” is something I never knew I needed to hear

[@mpalmer22]

Not unusual, language changes and evolves. Saying someone is stoned today means something very different then it did 2000 years ago.

[@breadm8101]

@@mpalmer22 yah too many people are offended it says gay bad

[@RedPhoenix550]

@@mpalmer22 It's true. stoning in the bible meant tying the person to a really large boulder then pushing him off a cliff. (at least according to Jewish tradition)

[@mpalmer22]

​@@RedPhoenix550 Well you have an example provided in Acts 14 where Paul survived being stoned outside Lystra where the Jews threw rocks at him. Another example is in John 8:58-59 where Jesus says the famous "Before Abraham was, I AM" and the pharisees picked up stones to throw at him. But besides all this, whether they were tied to a boulder, or had stones thrown at them, the end result is the same. To be stoned was to be put to death.

[@pepperonipizza8200]

@@RedPhoenix550 No, it’s when you’re tied to a pole and people throw rocks at you. Most people die after getting stoned.

[@b3nzayizkoolyo]

Can't wait for the Book of Mormon dlc. I hear it expands on the base game and adds a whole new play area, as well as a story that happens concurrently with the base game

[@lemyon8293]

but it completely rewrites the lore

[@b3nzayizkoolyo]

@@lemyon8293 I know some reviewers who got early access to it said it was the "star wars sequel trilogy" of Bible dlc, but honestly I loved Episode 8 so that sounds good to me. Plus, the mechanic where God punishes evil people with dark skin sounds like it'll change the meta for the better

[@johnalogue9832]

The only worthwhile thing in that pack was the unique "Browning" weapons, and they were so meta that they ended up being added to every other faction anyways.

[@TwinPuddingCups]

As a Pastor, this was absolutely hilarious. A real KZbin moment, if you will. Glad you’re back, Dan!

[@snesmocha]

Pasture, Dan…..

[@2230yt]

I’ve been watching you for years now, RT. You really are a KZbin.

[@Zedzilliot]

youre so kind/rude

[@Epicgirl368]

@@Zedzilliot HEY DON’T BE A KZbin

[@Robin0928]

Nothing has ever spoken to my "Raised Catholic but not very religious anymore" self more than Dan saying he got confirmed just to buy a Wii

[@irok1]

That Wii was a gift by God, so how could you not believe

[@archerparty9270]

@@irok1 God works in many mysterious ways. Personally, I'm all for this method of conversion rather than the plagues and floods and so forth. It gets Him better PR.

[@TheSpeep]

Yeah no honestly, despite having never been religious in my life, your first communion and confirmation were kinda just... cultural things you just kinda do here as a kid. And when faced with the prospect of a party with a lot of presents, kid me wasnt about to object to any of that.

[@Messiasofdoom]

Tbh. everybody I knew who got confirmed with me just did it because of the money (including Me)

[@mambodog5322]

Same. I got a Nintendo 2DS with my money

[@RDrakewind]

I love RT commitment to redining the word KZbin that he censors himself in editing with KZbin instead of a funny noise or a bleep or something. Just perfection, lol.

[@Imamotherfreakingavocado]

The fact that the user submitted tags are 'psychologic horror', 'sexual content' and 'fantasy' 💀

[@thewingedporpoise]

they do all describe it!

[@Her_Imperious_Condescension]

Is that inaccurate?

[@LazoGT]

the bible is the most unique psychological horror book that i've ever read

[@TrondelagianPatriotsriseup]

There's a part of the bible which attempts to scare you, There's another which is about sex and im atheist so i agree with the fantasy.

[@Mendoza-yi6qk]

Just draw an angel from the detailing from the bible and you get something terrifying.

[@Eragonnogare]

Upon seeing that pause menu (notably the saves screen) I can very confidently say - this "game" was made using Renpy. Renpy, for those unaware, is a free platform used to make visual novels, most notably known for DDLC, as well as the (amazingly good) cult classic of sorts - Katawa Shoujo. The reason I can so confidently identify the platform used is thay this is very clearly using one of the pre-built layouts baked into Renpy, showing even more heavily how much this should not have cost money. (this also shows why the history tab exists and also sucks - it's designed out of the box for visual novels, where each entry of text is a normal sentence or two max (generally dialog/thoughts) usually, not the ludicrously long rambling sentences of the Bible, and they couldn't be bother to fix this before releasing it for money.

[@user-oh6uw9mu9u]

Haha yeah. the first thing I thought after seeing those long faded menu buttons was "They slapped this together in Renpy!" Minimal effort!

[@helplmchoking]

I like how your examples are generally pretty decent and semi respectable games, instead of the ones I immediately thought of. I suspect the Bible has a thread somewhere asking for a replay gallery, happens to them all

[@hi-i-am-atan]

@@helplmchoking i mean, you seem to be doing that old bit of "unity game = trash shovelware" but with the serial numbers filed off for a completely free and even easier to use engine, which ... itself is just a bit recycled from the disdain aimed at rpg maker games it's just sturgeon's law, gov

[@helplmchoking]

@@hi-i-am-atan Oh, no I wasn't casting shade at the engine or its use (even if this "game is a lazy cash grab). I was more pointing out the Bible is using the same engine as some truly explicit visual novels. The kinds that get banned from Steam, Patreon and file hosting sites. No hate towards the engine or free game tools in general (I used Unity for ages before Unreal, which is also free for me), just pointing out the sharing an engine with DDLC is not as bad an association as sharing an engine with DDL, if you get the reference

[@sponge1234ify]

@@hi-i-am-atan to be fair, the comment section so far *has* been doing that. It's refreshing to finally have a mention for DDLC and KS in here, both amazing games that prove this "game" to be an absolute spire.

[@Burgerwing]

Seeing “The Bible Version 1.1” made me spill my drink laughing

[@synphilia4776]

Can't wait for version 2.0

[@jacobwhitlock5060]

@@synphilia4776 would that be the Book of Mormon? Or do we consider that a DLC?

[@hircenedaelen]

@@jacobwhitlock5060 bootleg ripoff

[@euducationator]

@@jacobwhitlock5060 The secret ending you get from completing every side quest.

[@ikaiju-eu9wn]

@@alamba1165 Bible Beta: JOJO's bizarre adventure Bible 4.0: Godzilla Rulers of Earth Bible 5.0: Five Nights at Freddy's Survival logbook Bible 6.0: The Unholy Bible Bible 7.0: Ninja Get Good

[@claptrappington5895]

I love that the bible has the tag "psychological horror"

[@shreyaspamaraju262]

and "fanatsy"

[@NutzAl825]

@@shreyaspamaraju262and sexual content

[@ShayTheValiant]

Playing the Bible live on stream is truly a KZbin moment.

[@demon5649]

Ehh, it's less KZbin and more of a... Please don't be offended but, it's a KZbin.

[@IcespherePlaysGames]

Having this video get automatically age-restricted would be a Y*utube moment

[@jacobweinberg1596]

My favorite part was when Dan said "KZbin" and KZbind all over the place. Truly a KZbin moment

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

Quality KZbin!

[@binarybeetle9644]

Everyone in my house stood up and clapped at that moment.

[@sethaquauis]

I would actually kill to watch a stream where he goes through a physical copy of the bible and adds annotations and corrections as an english student

[@blazerheata6479]

Christian upbringing: I sleep RT saying that reading the bible is an important part of academic literature: AWAKE

[@sponge1234ify]

@@blazerheata6479 fun fact: The Bible is one of the most translated literature work, and also had been the forefront of academic linguistic research for its translation work.

[@nom1489]

That would be a real KZbin stream.

[@yesty3473]

Imagine getting a steam notification that says your friend is now playing The Bible

[@dragonfluf]

It took me DAYS to beat the Judas fight, can't wait to see how RT reacts to his second phase!

[@vslazer6728]

Man that part annoyed the heck out of me, it’s like one of those boss fights where you win the battle but then in the cutscenes that directly follows it the boss still ends up with the upper hand.

[@thanatoast]

So nice of RT to highlight small creators like God, really shows a love for the community

[@SteakToad]

I'm not a religous man, but Rt can make anything into a youtube moment

[@cosmicgenesis1581]

hes such a youtube

[@johnroach9026]

@@cosmicgenesis1581 Don't say that about RT! He's a youtube

[@karl1801]

as a religious man I thought this was hilarious, certainly one of the KZbin moments of all time

[@Aquitanic]

4:52 "Why did God sound like Jigsaw??" I mean...you're not *wrong??* and that made it 10x funnier

[@matthewboire6843]

Well he did cause some bad things to happen

[@rslongshot7453]

@@matthewboire6843 Yeah after an entire generation went against Him. I'd say the Creator has every right to punish His creations that went against Him.

[@matthewboire6843]

@@rslongshot7453 yea

[@asher879]

I didn't expect Dan to be able to extract 10 whole minutes of entertainment from the bible of all things

[@mesmoe-rizing]

They managed to extract multiple religions out of it

[@dimensional7915]

well I mean he did make people watch paint dry so this is honestly an easy move for him

[@SilverFoxSpirit97]

That's a real youtube move right there

[@webeewaboo]

I can only imagine Markiplier doing a lets play of the Bible

[@justin2308]

I want him to read with the same voice he read the notes in Outlast 2. 😂

[@justin2308]

@@geekzombie8795 Yep! He legit sounds like a southern baptist preacher. 😂

[@filmrevenge]

Or old Achievement Hunter - "LLLLLLet's Pray!"

[@manny_menin022]

"Was that the rise of the lord?!" - Markiplier probably

[@ethohalfslab]

It's crazy that someone woke up one day and thought "I should make The Bible in Renpy"

[@saipaladee5574]

Jesus was an influencer and the last supper was a mukbang

[@meloowl2]

This man made us watch him reading the bible on a Purple livestream website and now he's making us watch him read the bible in a red video website again, this is a real lad my guys.

[@modestMismagius105]

a true youtube

[@Raphael_27]

He's such a KZbin.

[@MayaIsLonely]

Gotta love 11 minutes of absolutely youtube content Also love that the bible is literally just a visual novel now

[@filipaleksiekczuk3712]

Ya know... There is a kickstarter of visual novel about a pope

[@full_medal_gamer9001]

I mean rt really makes some KZbin content so it’s great either way.

[@filipaleksiekczuk3712]

@n is it just me or the icon is drinking nail polish

[@coreymullikin3975]

Good to see RT chose the Bible Scarlet version, I love the version exclusive disciples!

[@T.h.e.T.i.n.o]

personaly. im a fan of Bible Colloseum!

[@egg-cafe]

@@T.h.e.T.i.n.oreally, what about bible rumble for the nintendo wii™️

[@Sevendiamond639]

As much as I like The Bible Scarlet, Judas’ outfit fits better with his character in The Bible Violet

[@superrainbow06]

I love that the steam tags for the bible include psychological horror

[@WafflesssFalling]

and sexual content lol

[@jaimeborjasmolina9544]

I remember when my grandparents introduced me to this classic board game. Nice to see they're actually digitalizing it.

[@SilverPisces5662]

You’re a real KZbin to do a bible playthrough. I doubt those KZbins at KZbin will demonetize this

[@exotic1405]

This is just gonna be a inside joke now isn't it?

[@joaouwu9998]

@@exotic1405 yep

[@evorathesylvurr]

as someone who uses ren'py (the system used to make this game) for hobby, I recognized the system as soon as I saw the load button on the main menu (the preferences button, actually, is what gave it away). some funny things I noticed as the video continued. -there are little to no difficult code pieces from what I know of renpy. i believe everything shown is explicitly in the tutorial. the only thing I'm uncertain about is steam achievements but I imagine that's simple if you use some sort of steam API. -the clicking of the bibles in the beginning is done with map clicking I believe. -im unsure how passage choice was done but i do think it was default -bible search is the only thing I don't actually think is default! good on them, however, this did come in patch 1.1 of the bible. that was all really :) it was a very bearbones game and it was likely done by either a bunch of tech illiterate adults trying to relate to the youth or a couple of teens who thought itd be funny given the amount of code put in. im leaning towards teens solely because bandcamp and the 1.1 bible search patch.

[@mell0w87]

honestly these devs are youtubes

[@fernando4959]

nothing wrong with amateur works but the price tho

[@callummclachlan4771]

Dammit. Why didn't I think of turning an easily and cheaply (if not freely) obtainable book into a 'visual novel.' No actual writing required. Then again. I'm not a grifter.

[@evorathesylvurr]

@@fernando4959 absolutely nothing wrong with amateur works but I feel $12 for a work that is free elsewhere is way too youtube much.

[@LonelyAncient]

@@evorathesylvurr it's worse. it is €12

[@jumpstart6476]

I like the fact that he used his confirmation money on the Nintendo Wii because I did the same thing to buy the master sword at comic con 😂😂

[@namenamename390]

0:33 the delivery of that line was perfect. Absolutely broke me

[@bobjeff3943]

You mean the delivery of that line was youtube

[@ComedicLetter]

They patched out the infinite food glitch

[@273hammer]

The fact this game exists is very KZbin. I love that they got chills to do the voiceover.

[@Thecoolmeister2005]

It's a real spire

[@eggeggeggegg6019]

15;15 the last thing ye want in thy burger king burger is someones foofungus

[@kayvoncrenshaw1799]

Would you consider yourself to be a good person? How many lies have you told, and what do you call someone who lies? Have you ever stolen something, and what do you call someone who steals? Have you ever taken God’s name in vain (very serious; in Old Testament times, the Jews wouldn’t even say the name of God for fear of blasphemy) - even ‘OMG’? One more: Jesus said whoever looks at a woman to lust after her has already committed adultery in his heart; have you ever looked with lust? Well I’m not judging you - but if you’ve done these things then you’re a liar, thief, blasphemer and adulterer-at-heart; that’s how seriously God takes sin. He is Holy (perfectly good/righteous and separate from sin) which means that H e is perfect in justice - and if He were to judge you by the moral law (we’ve already looked at 4 commandments) would you be innocent or guilty? Heaven or H***? The answer is h*** - the wrath of God upon you for your sin. Is that concerning? But fortunately, God’s will is not that you perish. He wants all men everywhere to be saved. So do you know what He did for us guilty sinners? In self-giving mercy, He sent His Son Jesus Christ. He lived the perfect life that we should have lived - tempted at all points and yet He NEVER sinned. Through His life, being in very nature God, He revealed God to men; but we in our hatred condemned Him to death. On that cross as Jesus suffered, He took on the sin of the world and was judged in our place; receiving God’s wrath. You and I broke God’s law, but Jesus paid the fine. God can justly forgive us. On that cross He died, then He was buried, but 3 days later He was raised from the dead - conquering death and H*** and ushering in The Kingdom of God. He then ascended to the right hand of God the Father (where He came from) now Lord of the living and the dead. God has fixed a date when He will judge the world in righteousness. What you need to do is repent (In humility, acknowledge your sin before God and turn to a relationship with Him) and trust ALONE in Jesus Christ and His work on the cross; and God will grant you the gift of the Holy Spirit. Then be baptised. When you place your trust in Jesus - the Lord and Saviour - these things will happen: 1) God will forgive the sins that you have committed; they were paid for by Jesus at the cross. 2) The perfect life that Jesus lived will be credited to you. He will find you holy and blameless on judgement day (and now), as Christ’s righteousness covers you. 3) You receive a place in Christ’s kingdom as an adopted child of God. God becomes your Father. Eternal life isn’t just about living forever, but a personal relationship with God Himself. That life can start now; The Father will reveal Himself to you if you seek Him. 4) God doesn’t just save you from the penalty of your sin (H***). He can save you from the power of sin itself. Whoever practices sin is a slave of sin; but when you repent and believe the gospel [WHICH HAS BEEN DESCRIBED] the Holy Spirit comes to dwell in you and sanctify you (working in you to further abandon sin and turn to the will of God). When the end of the age comes, and eternity begins, this work will be brought to completion as you are finally freed from the presence of sin. Jesus offers to take away your sin and to give you His righteousness; you must receive it by faith. Choose this day if you will align with the world, or with Jesus and His kingdom - only His is eternal. ROMANS 10:9 - If you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved

[@Nownow277]

My favourite verse is from Coolio 09:22 “As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I take a look at my life and realise there’s nothing left”.

[@SlikkSammy]

As a Christian man, the part where you said “Number 4, Burger King foot lettuce” instead of “Number 15, Burger King foot lettuce” greatly offended me.

[@unoriginalname2050]

RT's return is a certified KZbin moment, welcome back

[@rorycannon7295]

Isn’t a KZbin a bad thing?

[@yourlocalpsychopath3924]

@@rorycannon7295 you're such a youtube for pointing that out

[@Kookie4uu]

@@yourlocalpsychopath3924you’re such a youtube for that

[@unoriginalname2050]

@@Kookie4uu you absolute KZbin

[@chandlenian]

@@rorycannon7295 you youtubing youtube

[@DigitalColt2861]

This game is definitely one of the most KZbin KZbin moments from Dan

[@konrad1916]

For what i received i passed on to you as of first importance: that Christ died for our sins according to the Scriptures, that He was buried, that He was raised on the third day according to the scriptures 1 Corinthians 15 3

[@kayvoncrenshaw1799]

Would you consider yourself to be a good person? How many lies have you told, and what do you call someone who lies? Have you ever stolen something, and what do you call someone who steals? Have you ever taken God’s name in vain (very serious; in Old Testament times, the Jews wouldn’t even say the name of God for fear of blasphemy) - even ‘OMG’? One more: Jesus said whoever looks at a woman to lust after her has already committed adultery in his heart; have you ever looked with lust? Well I’m not judging you - but if you’ve done these things then you’re a liar, thief, blasphemer and adulterer-at-heart; that’s how seriously God takes sin. He is Holy (perfectly good/righteous and separate from sin) which means that H e is perfect in justice - and if He were to judge you by the moral law (we’ve already looked at 4 commandments) would you be innocent or guilty? Heaven or H***? The answer is h*** - the wrath of God upon you for your sin. Is that concerning? But fortunately, God’s will is not that you perish. He wants all men everywhere to be saved. So do you know what He did for us guilty sinners? In self-giving mercy, He sent His Son Jesus Christ. He lived the perfect life that we should have lived - tempted at all points and yet He NEVER sinned. Through His life, being in very nature God, He revealed God to men; but we in our hatred condemned Him to death. On that cross as Jesus suffered, He took on the sin of the world and was judged in our place; receiving God’s wrath. You and I broke God’s law, but Jesus paid the fine. God can justly forgive us. On that cross He died, then He was buried, but 3 days later He was raised from the dead - conquering death and H*** and ushering in The Kingdom of God. He then ascended to the right hand of God the Father (where He came from) now Lord of the living and the dead. God has fixed a date when He will judge the world in righteousness. What you need to do is repent (In humility, acknowledge your sin before God and turn to a relationship with Him) and trust ALONE in Jesus Christ and His work on the cross; and God will grant you the gift of the Holy Spirit. Then be baptised. When you place your trust in Jesus - the Lord and Saviour - these things will happen: 1) God will forgive the sins that you have committed; they were paid for by Jesus at the cross. 2) The perfect life that Jesus lived will be credited to you. He will find you holy and blameless on judgement day (and now), as Christ’s righteousness covers you. 3) You receive a place in Christ’s kingdom as an adopted child of God. God becomes your Father. Eternal life isn’t just about living forever, but a personal relationship with God Himself. That life can start now; The Father will reveal Himself to you if you seek Him. 4) God doesn’t just save you from the penalty of your sin (H***). He can save you from the power of sin itself. Whoever practices sin is a slave of sin; but when you repent and believe the gospel [WHICH HAS BEEN DESCRIBED] the Holy Spirit comes to dwell in you and sanctify you (working in you to further abandon sin and turn to the will of God). When the end of the age comes, and eternity begins, this work will be brought to completion as you are finally freed from the presence of sin. Jesus offers to take away your sin and to give you His righteousness; you must receive it by faith. Choose this day if you will align with the world, or with Jesus and His kingdom - only His is eternal. ROMANS 10:9 - If you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved

[@forestissleepy]

What the fuck are the replies to this comment lmao

[@DigitalColt2861]

@@forestissleepy idk lmao

[@lavender3609]

This man's description of why he became Catholic is the most relatable thing I've ever heard

[@DeltaOfNothing]

@@anonimanonimus5515 Terrible way to get people on your side mate

[@globingoblin]

Do they have wiis in hell​@@anonimanonimus5515

[@superbroadcaster]

I wish someone would turn sections of the Bible into a game, like a AAA developer or at least a good indie game. There's some epic shit that goes on that deserves to be rendered, especially the old testament

[@wanderingvagrant1551]

As a jew, is'nt the old testament an english translated torah? Or do i not know anything about christianity? Happy to learn

[@AbyssalSkum-gd5ly]

@wanderingvagrant1551 The Old Testament is an English translation of a Latin translation of a Greek translation of an Aramaic translation of the Ancient Hebrew Torah. The Torah and the Old Testament are the same, with the latter being translated a couple times.

[@wanderingvagrant1551]

@@AbyssalSkum-gd5ly i see, thank you

[@ElysiumCreator]

RT explaining why people get confirmed in Ireland is so true

[@123phi123]

This is what happens when KZbin makes a content creator stop caring about being demonetized, and I am all for it

[@DragonSlyr1]

Dan can literally thank God for getting him a Nintendo Wii.

[@PurpleJamOfficial]

Getting back on KZbin’s good side with bible content I love it 😂

[@fastlikemylambo]

as a theology student who spent all day writing an essay due tonight, your sarcasm was appreciated 😭😭

[@firegoatdx6869]

I’m glad they added save states to the Bible I get stuck on this one part and they really help

[@nicolebee3283]

you said at the start how you got confirmed as a catholic and I realised how different it was for me, I was confirmed too (because I was told it was cool and I was like 11 and impressionable) I remember the ceremony vaguely, I remember being given a little wooden cross, and someone bought me a Manga Bible and I wish that I still had that book, I remember it had a large drawing of jesus on the front but it was only half his face, I have looked online and cannot find it anywhere which is....terrifying EDIT I THINK I FOUND IT, it was the manga Bible it has the half face of Jesus the red and white colour I remember, the plain white background except for Jesus….I’m not buying it but damn

[@jannafrancis7452]

I’d give my left arm to get a Manga Bible. I just got a book of Children’s stories (with nice pastel illustrations tho!).

[@asmodeus304]

library near me has the official marvel comic bible. which is close!

[@amymanen5699]

I'm not sure if they sell the entire bible anymore, but I used to have the story of Jesus and the story of Paul in manga form, they were called 'Manga Messiah' and 'Manga Metamorphosis'

[@pollyyander]

@@amymanen5699 ?? i am learning so much random stuff from this comment section lol i gotta find this, it sounds crazy and rad. was the art any good?

[@kaylynn4750]

Maybe the Action Bible? I have one in my room that looks like what you describe.

[@The_mrbob]

4:15 Legit the Halo announcer

[@chrotha6998]

It finally got recommended, welcome back RT

[@erfal19]

Didn't expect the soundeffects and the narration Such a KZbin game.

[@Tribdinosaur]

RT's flabbergasted introduction to the premise of this video is the most KZbin thing I've seen this week, it made me laugh so much when it was live

[@Aurelius_unofficial]

9:00 Nobody was taking this spot on Timed comments, what's up gang?

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

nice

[@jindo5]

My favorite part of this is that this seems to made with Ren'Py, a program used to make Visual Novels, very often erotic ones.

[@p1nball729]

...and then there's DDLC

[@mikeu9420]

You can't kill a god like RT by demonetization, youtube. You need a BRICK.

[@SuperDZ555]

6:12 "god is among us, after all" -Joseph "JoSniffy" Hudgins "and the devil is the imposter" -Jacob "Alpharad" Rabon

[@coneman844]

As a Christian this is definitely a bible moment

[@elefantepolski7456]

I'm a practicing traditional Lutheran and this is easily the funniest thing I've seen all week. Keep on trucking RT

[@OptiWrath0]

RT, no matter what games you play, you'll always be a squinky to me (platonically of course) Edit: Whoever ruined the 69, You're a real KZbin, you know that?

[@LordShrimpTyberos]

tf is a SQUINKY, do you need JESUS???

[@OptiWrath0]

@@LordShrimpTyberos Watch RT's video called "KZbin" In which he makes new words

[@---uc8sx]

finally something wholesome and sponsor friendly

[@cyrildragonaura23]

Never thought humanity would ever be hitting clips like this. Jesus is the undisputed best speedrunner in this game.

[@lotmom]

Man, Christ was a real youtube. Keep up the good work

[@Getscaredgirl]

"Best Bible study I've ever experienced." - My mom, after watching this with me

[@silly_lil_guy]

7:35 that's just a really advanced way to say "fruity looking"

[@camblycreeper7999]

Now this is the KZbin content I like to see coming from RT

[@greekgamer6706]

The drums overpowering everything else is such a youtube moment

[@wattsonsthiccums8045]

I have never laughed harder when the notif says "LETS PLAY THE BIBLE"

[@CheesePlease12]

Thanks so much to the KZbins who made this on steam!!!

[@katbird2699]

Currently drawing an NSFW commission with this on in the background, it's a tad jarring but I can't miss an RTgame upload

[@agzzradface3113]

You literally have jesus next to you yet your not looking for it

[@svkona]

@@agzzradface3113 jesus is there for art tips and feedback

[@katbird2699]

@@agzzradface3113 Amen