Voight-Kampff Test Mk II [ASMR]

Are you human? How can you be sure? Why not take Tyrell's new Voight-Kampff Mk II test to find out once and for all? Have no fear, replicants are no longer vilified or hunted. We live in far more inclusive times. The V-K Mk II test is a pleasant, relaxing experience for both subject and administrator. No killing.
This video is intended to induce ASMR, and includes soft-speaking as well as various sound effects towards that end.
There are unintentional similarities between this video and a mental imagery video by Ardra Neala. Hers is much more calming: • ASMR Visualization: me...
There is also another Voight-Kampff video that is audio only by ASMR Survey King: • ASMR Voight-Kampff Tes...
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[@lindenbug]

The whiplash I went through thinking “oh ha, I stumbled upon another video from the height of the pandemic” and then when I saw this is SEVEN YEARS OLD-

[@yaMama-pw7ik]

Now its 8😭

[@jackcorcoran324]

Why would you think this video was from the height of the pandemic? 🤔

[@ArduinFurry]

“Our hindsight is 2020” I don’t think anyone could’ve predicted this year apparently

[@labtec514]

Nah lots of people did, problem is there's just as many ignorant people who didn't do anything about it

[@mp7950]

Labtec A Like who?

[@user-yt9ek2xh6i]

@@mp7950 Bill Gates predicted a pandemic exactly like this one in the near future for one

[@DarkRyderWhisky]

They should have. While hindsight is 2020, the movie was set in 2019, so hindsight from that perspective would also be "2020".

[@WhisperAudiosASMR]

Within cells interlinked. Within cells interlinked. Within cells interlinked. Within cells interlinked. Within cells interlinked.

[@aussieman4791]

WhisperAudios ASMR Seens like you're on baseline

[@RBunting]

Your miles off your baseline

[@petermurphy8465]

A tall white fountain played

[@alexandersiebert4302]

within one stem..

[@ericmikesell5252]

I always remember it incorrectly as chains interlinked

[@Menix17]

Hey that 2020 joke aged pretty well hahah

[@amziah8028]

Kek

[@sistersamich2075]

Aged like milk!✨🙃✨

[@MrSMITCHERS]

@@amziah8028 Shadilay

[@jeankhultheimaur9205]

@@MrSMITCHERS ain't that même dead yet?

[@Dgjserffft]

Jesus I just realized this was almost a decade ago I thought that joke was on purpose

[@ColeTrainStudio]

Bladerunner was a great movie, but Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep was absolutely incredible.

[@PhoenicianSailor]

CJ Schlotman agreed. Any PKD is fantastic, especially his marginally insane period...

[@DesperationmixtapeOrg]

+Phoenician Sailor is Flow My Tears, the Policeman Said from that period? God that book was so weird but I loved it.

[@Ingens_Scherz]

+Phoenician Sailor ...yes, in contrast to his totally insane period.

[@HeatherFeatherASMR]

I just want to frolic through your props. Can I? They are glorious.

[@PhoenicianSailor]

Heather Feather ASMR frolic away! Just bear in mind that most of them are barely held together with tape. I had to be so careful turning that crank, near the end just about all I could think about was the top piece falling off :)

[@kxmode]

Heather are you a Replicant? Is your real name Rachael?

[@yawn9327]

Heather Feather ASMR you, Ephemeral Rift and of course Sailor daddy... The three gods of asmr. Maybe one day, you will do some things like a collab ? I think it would be enough to destroy the entire universe with tingles

[@jaykay6222]

I'd love to see Heather Feather and the Phoenician Sailor do a colab. I haven't watched anything from Ephemeral Rift other than the colabs that him and PS did together.

[@houstonraver834]

The goddess herself

[@idokeren6528]

That's a pretty crazy plot twist at the end there.

[@stateovzehn4292]

Watching this in 2020. Joke still holds up.

[@jamesackerman4734]

Lol yep

[@24lp15]

2021

[@jameskierans4245]

The inhumane look in your eye while administering the test is what drives it home. I haven't seen Blade Runner (that will likely be corrected soon), but this is top-tier work, and transcends ASMR.

[@indielesbian132]

"there is no need to try to get a rise out of the subject" ... "would you flip a coin to decide who lives and who dies?"

[@Calpsotoma]

Yo, the reason he couldn't take your blood is because it wouldn't comply with the laws of robotics to jam a needle in someone and he is a replicant.

[@lordtachanka5512]

I’m confused, please elaborate

[@davorzdralo8000]

​@@lordtachanka55128:00 he explains Asimov's laws of robotics. He can't harm another human being, and stabbing them with a needle is technically harmful.

[@ItsAllGoodGames]

this needs a sequel, after almost 3 years there's only like 1 one other video like this and its not nearly as epic as this.

[@legaltowter9811]

5 years since this comment, ever find anymore?

[@ItsAllGoodGames]

@@legaltowter9811 nope

[@Lettersforhartigan]

PS:"Our hindsight is 2020 on 2020" Me: *laughs out loud* PS: "Huh, nothing?"

[@armchairphilosopher6880]

same

[@SeraphimRoad]

Reaction: 67% human like. 34% Machine. More tests needed

[@rajatulloch8863]

Comment posted in 2020 reflecting on the hindsight of 2020 on 2020

[@armchairphilosopher6880]

perfect

[@LordFlaggy]

Mother of god

[@Isteak80]

"Rest assured, we've learned a lot since 2020". Welp I sure hope so.

[@ardraneala]

Oh man, soo many of the things! "and of course you'd know what I dream of" ;) ;) ;) You're awesome. I like how the atmosphere seems smokey like the original scene.Great video.

[@PhoenicianSailor]

***** thank you Ardra. I'm glad you caught the smoke. I tried to put the shadow of a ceiling fan passing over me for the duration, but it ended up being too distracting.

[@ewanmartel9797]

I'm gonna assume we dream of electric sheep?

[@blank7508]

ARDRA -asmr- damn you thirsty

[@Wrek1oose]

Original scene?? What’s this from?

[@Antares41]

GamePlan Inc. Blade Runner, a 1982 film, amazing movie

[@purpleYamask]

"Let's talk about your mother..."

[@Ameersabri5]

Is this testing whether i'm a replicant or a lesbian, Mr. Phoenician?

[@logankurkimilis3207]

Yes

[@Max-el7zd]

I thought you where American.

[@JokieJesterE]

Both.

[@blury5730]

Yes

[@StevieRayRamsey]

I'm really surprised this is the only Voight-Kampff ASMR roleplay out there, this seems like prime territory, good on you PS

[@aidengray3998]

Tinglesmith does it a lot too.

[@lightonsnow1]

Amy Kay has a pretty solid one too!

[@aosth5]

I love the sound that camera makes.

[@Kali23Yuga]

Still my fav ASMR vid. This takes the best out of the trope of the physical examination ASMR and mixes it with a dash of cultish sci-fi equipment. Just love it.

[@MizzThanng]

The story, the props...wow, just amazing. So creative and thoughtful. I usually watch asmr to fall asleep but this made me want to watch til the end and then peruse your other videos. So great, please keep it up!!!

[@teenagebottlerobert]

Every single thing about this is incredible. Setting, lighting, tone, pace, verisimilitude... I fell asleep, obviously, but watched it again as soon as I woke up. Thank you for your efforts

[@Vikish52]

Wow, this is 3 years old, and yet it's absolutely amazing. Just wanted to say I thoroughly enjoyed this, and loved the twist ending. Great work, looking forward to checking out more from your channel!

[@PhoenicianSailor]

Pan-dimensional tentacles.

[@edwormn7434]

Phoenician: "One can dream. And of course, you'd know what I dream of." Me: "Electric sheep?" Dude! This randomly popped up whilst I was watching the Voight-Kampff scenes from BR (1982) on YT. I didn't expect this to be as good as it was! I thought it funny at first, someone doing an ASMR based on movie scenes that are pretty ASMR in themselves. But I was doubly surprised to see that this video is older than 2049. You made this purely based on the original movies, and your knowledge of the lore really shows. I thought this even before getting to that TWIST ENDING. Holy shit, I was going through this under the assumption that I, and you, were human. Absolutely amazing work dude. That Voight-Kampff computer you put together is really good! What are all those props, and how does that dial move the eye thingy? I'm really curious to know, it's all amazingly well-made. Idk if you check comments on videos this old but if you do, I want you to know that I appreciate this so much. This is amazing, and in itself has earned my subscription. :)

[@DruidBarbariansCampfire]

Superb. You make such high quality videos based on really interesting concepts. Loved your Elder Scrolls bartender video, and this too was both interesting and entertaining. Thank you.

[@thecourierNCR]

This might as well be a Fallout 4 role play with some changes in scenery, vocabulary, and props.

[@bigbadbomba]

I've watched this many times.. and just now realized he's saying Angelina Jolie is a pleasure robot lmao

[@1seanv]

I've never actually sat through an asmr video of this length before until now. Great work!

[@WanderingWhispers]

The props, the lighting, the mood, your voice, just all around great video!

[@PhoenicianSailor]

Wandering Whispers thank you, Wandering!

[@stormnelson1765]

As if this came out 6 years ago. Such an incredible roleplay, and one of my personal favorites of yours. Bravo

[@annakoek1930]

when he held up the poster for the original The Hills Have Eyes and said, totally deadpan, “cultural differences” i-

[@superfantastic3788]

Watching this for the first time- That twist ending, and "you know what I dream of..." I was laughing so hard! This is an excellent video- thank you so much. Just made my night :)

[@Conda17]

Very cool, some of these smaller channels are out of place in the hierarchy when considering the talent involved in the production.

[@ryandick7264]

The props, the script, the felling all come together to make this feel ultra immersive...

[@sevenebulas]

Clever and relaxing both. Great source material, may PKD live forever!

[@Sandra.Franco]

Amazing work. Well done, sir. I love both the relaxation your video produced, while at the same time entertaining myself with all the movie and story references.

[@kilo3989]

I'm so glad I managed to stay awake to the end of this one! Brilliant video, btw!

[@Jaigantic97]

I love your videos!! these put me to sleep and I thank you for this!

[@milescend]

Came for the ASMR, stayed for the philosophical insight

[@Ululukiful]

That is absolutely amazing. You look and sound so authentic.. those mechanisms also. I didn't get any ASMR response, but I did really enjoyed this. Thank you very much.

[@guihbrunervlog]

You have the most amazing and well produced videos in this ASMR world.

[@peacefulmindasmr8845]

Yay!! I always get excited when you make a new video! =)

[@PhoenicianSailor]

PeacefulMindASMR The feeling is mutual!

[@WhisperingJaneASMR]

I love your voice and accent so much - thank you soooo much for all of your work

[@ryanfiocca]

WhisperingJane ASMR it's always weird when somebody says something about the accent you have. I always think "What? I don't have an accent" and realize shortly after, "wait, it's still an accent..."

[@UluPanpaChannel]

he should make a deathstroke ASMR he does look like him

[@VanceJoudrey]

Wow new fav. ASMR video. Fuck yeah - great idea!

[@jessicagraves2295]

Yer videos are so entertaining... I usually have to watch them a couple times before I can somewhat get over how cool they are and relax. I am so envious of all yer neat toys too!

[@SupesMe]

I LOVE your Voight Kampff Explanation!!! It all makes perfect sense now :D

[@anotherwesley7661]

This is a work of art from start to finish! (Gosh that was the score I've gotten on a test in a long time...)

[@sour_milk_carton9930]

I've watched this so many times since this first came out. But it's still my number 1 go to when I NEED to get to sleep.

[@LimitIsIllusion]

Where are the words to describe the level this video is on.

[@aljermain]

Gosh I love PKD novels and ASMR, you had great attentiveness to both here. Nicely done!

[@johnblack6256]

Damn, I have to go to work as soon as you upload. Looks like I got some relax material for tonight.

[@boneandwood]

Phenomenal. Crème de la crème of asmr. Concept, delivery, voice, acting, and quality, plus not at all hard on the eyes. Keep sailing! X

[@PhoenicianSailor]

mistyway thank you so much.

[@iTyncWithReality]

Been "watching" this for months(years?) And I've NEVER seen the end( kept passing out) until now. Using to help me study, keep me focused. Major twist at the end there! This is hilarious that it surprised me after all this time because it's just that relaxing.

[@Stibick]

Thank you! I knew I'd like this as soon as I read the title.

[@SomethingSketchy]

That plot twist at the end! Relaxing and interesting aha, great work :).

[@FRamps]

Making an ASMR version of my favourite scene of one of my favourite sci-fi movies? Yessir, you've got a new subscriber! Keep up the great work

[@PhoenicianSailor]

FR amps I will do my best, thank you for watching.

[@draconicrift8974]

Sounds like something a synth would say.

[@PhoenicianSailor]

+Draconic Rift Sounds like something a synth would say.

[@draconicrift8974]

+Phoenician Sailor It kept telling me there was a problem with sending that so I pressed it a few times :/ sorry

[@sirdouglashaig967]

+Draconic Rift Sounds like something a synth would say.

[@charlieslenderpants1432]

Definitely sounds like something a Synth WOULD say, indeed.

[@gunnertlc7728]

One of the best ASMR videos I have seen.

[@cynbot]

I hope my name didn't make it too obvious. This was great! I love all the care you put into each of your videos, it really is a unique experience.

[@clydeyello]

...waited until the end for a plot twist. Wasn't disappointed. Awesome, awesome vid.

[@mamamillwright458]

A mL of blood. He must have that Theranos test kit

[@jakegeister]

awesome video! loved the ending.

[@MaskoftheWraith]

You are a ridiculously handsome man. You look a bit like Joel from The Last of Us.

[@ShakeyHorse7788]

Yessss

[@TheMadThresher]

+MaskoftheWraith I am a straight as an arrow kinda guy, yet I'll second this notion. Nothing wrong with recognizing good looks in another, regardless of sex.

[@BreeBree9999]

+TheMadThresher The fact you had to clarify that before stating that's it's okay to do so is so sad.

[@dr.corvus7754]

+Breanna Hood chill

[@TheMadThresher]

Breanna Hood Because I am comfortable enough in my masculinity and sexuality to observe the good looks within another man, and mention it, that makes me sad?... Are you by chance a feminist...?

[@ospe0301]

Loved the ending!

[@haiggoh]

that was a great twist at the end, loved it :)

[@starman545]

I LOVE the little details like in your comment on how humans wouldn't stop the instructor, an Android who doesn't understand empathy (spoiler alert: the instructor) would believe a human would simply follow the rules, and as such believes humans cruel, without understanding his own lack of understanding.

[@WhisperAudiosASMR]

LOOOOOOOOOVE THIS!!!! xx

[@ricardovega9050]

very relaxing indeed.... great movie and your work here is marvellous....

[@ericmikesell5252]

This was a cool vid, props to you

[@yobubutububu8387]

This is a fantastic video! I usually don’t like role plays because it usually feels like watching Dora the Explorer, but I was really able to immerse myself into this video

[@jaredwarner8070]

really cool video, i knew the clip with rachaels VK test was some how enjoyable.

[@RefineIrony]

this ALWAYS ZONED ME OUT WATCHING the film!!! id rewind my vhs like 5x when I was watching it falling asleep as a teen haha

[@RucaVoodoo]

Yes! I'm excited to see new posts

[@jenniferfurlong1457]

This is spectacular!

[@jamesmatthew7107]

This is a criminally underrated channel

[@Anebarone]

Blade Runner is my favorite movie. This was so high-quality, full of tasty references and immersive! In the end I noticed I was roleplaying a completely unrestrained empathic, honest and questioning persona that most likely would confuse or have been killed in the former test. p.s. I believe some Nexus 8s would totally bargain finding your memory-holder--with the condition of not killing them, and having a long talk on uniqueness.

[@marinahill2325]

IDk what you're using for props, but they are so cool. I rarely get tingles from ASMR videos, just sleepiness and relaxation, but MAN was I tingly!

[@jamesmanley9414]

Your channel is perfect, man.

[@nivaxell6509]

That plot twist though! Looove ♥♥♥

[@aboynamedconnor]

This video put me into a trance. I can't describe it...

[@Ribonuke]

Nice twist at the end!

[@tranquiljoe7816]

I love Blade Runner so much, perfect role play, love the background ambient sounds too. Brilliant work, also you should try a Altered Carbon role play.

[@nicholasadams2374]

This was incredible!! In a short time you have rocketed to the top of my favorite asmrtists list. What a huge twist at the end. I loved it!!! Cant wait to see whats next. Maybe something to do with Alien! Im a diehard fan of the Alien universe. Not sure what you could do though. Perhaps a Weyland-Yutani executive, interviewing a survivor.

[@TheUltimateGC]

So very well done.

[@PhoenicianSailor]

TheUltimateGC thank you!

[@radicalantitheist]

"we learned alot since 2020" oof

[@ThePropagan]

that twist

[@sirgloster9216]

Man this is top!

[@michaelhohe2168]

22:14 the tortoise insulted my mother

[@RockyLXXXVIII]

Really liked this vid, got me thinking about a lot of stuff, and nice twist at the end there, showing that the "Nexus's" are the primary race and not humans.

[@trogers99]

You dont even understand how much I love Blade Runner, thank you so much!

[@Ed-rj9fc]

AMAZING... simply AMAZING!!!!

[@Frostwolf017]

The camera scene was very satisfying. Well done, PS.

[@SupesMe]

In case nobody else got the whole "Butterfly Killing" & "Cat skin Wallet" things In Blade Runner (I didn't either) in the Book it was based on "Do androids dream of electric sheep?" There had been a limited Nuclear Exchange & Animals were really rare on Earth. I'm surprised that even though they mentioned how rare Animals are in the Film (Like how expensive Real Snakes & Owls were etc.) They didn't explain how they got to that point like the book did...but there ya go

[@Hiro_Trevelyan]

It’s really cool but the questions made me think more than unwind and sleep

[@fobbles_]

I’ve watched this many times and I only just now noticed the smoke in the background

[@andrewweaver2517]

Genius

[@haiggoh]

I can only imagine how many hours much time you spent in after effects for this. Did you even create the depth of field effect for the photographs in post or did someone pull the focus?

[@ItsAllGoodGames]

still one of my favorites to this day

[@waldosunshine]

Thank you. I've been asking people to do an ASMR VK for years. Well done. I always figured the prop itself would be the biggest impediment, you've made an interesting interpretation.

[@PhoenicianSailor]

Christopher Anthony I wasn't sure how it would read, I think it did okay, but it was definitely not built to last. It barely lasted the length of the video!

[@waldosunshine]

Phoenician Sailor Thanks for answering my comment man. I like your stuff, some of it really speaks to me. As a singer songwriter(I think) myself, The Ballad Of Daryl Weebley is one of my favorites.