The Black Satans - The Mutilation Of Christ

The band called The Black Satans was born in the summer of 2005 when Klitors, Heijargh and Naamosh were on a cruise ship. The guys got a glorious drunken idea to form a true Norwegian black metal band. Years went by, and the band hardly progressed at all. Later Masturbørg joined the band because of pity and he became the singing and dancing vocalist of The Black Satans. Still very little was done to advance the band. Then, in the late 2008 the Black Satans sold their souls to Timo Tolkki in order to get this piece of shit done. This is true Norwegian black metal from Finland. The Black Satans.

[@dreadnought703]

"true Norwegian black metal from Finland" best video description ever XD

[@cerinobalzano]

"Then, in the late 2008 the Black Satans sold their souls to Timo Tolkki in order to get this piece of shit done." MAJESTIC.

[@cyvais]

You usually end up in some sort of Faustian business venture to make it happen.

[@flparg2]

jasper wyoming its a joke man

[@aivopark]

No way any Norway here, pure Finnish magic mushroom metal.

[@ornhub193]

😂

[@ssivve]

This is true Norwegian black metal from Finland.

[@boltyanskiy]

TNBM doesn't have keyboards in it.

[@finparkour]

Дмитрий Симонов What are you talking about lol?

[@aliisakalma8245]

Seriously lmao

[@afrog2666]

@@boltyanskiy Most norwegian black metal doesn`t

[@robbo5life]

*trve

[@shamimforootan5435]

for a joke band, the really write cool black metal riffs!

[@slambodianjones]

damn straight they do buddy I legit listen to this song all the time because it's A hilarious and B very well put together!!!, puts a smile on my face from all directions

[@mork6668]

Right?

[@gustavgnoettgen]

Is a joke band a joke band when it makes real music?

[@TH-sf2bl]

When you watch "The Eternal Bliss of Satanic Rites", "The Satanic Darkness" and "The Mutilation Of Christ" in that order, then you get the story of a band that can afford better and better drum kits over the time.

[@Amp661]

There's also "The Satan of Hell". That is probably their must kvlt and ritval song so far! The Eternal Bliss of Satanic Rites is amazing!

[@TH-sf2bl]

​@@Amp661 I excluded "The Satan of Hell" from the joke, because there is no drum kit in the video.

[@jeremyshewell2445]

Excellent observation are absolute genius

[@millermonsterair]

almost 11yrs later, this STILL holds up....

[@cstepaniuk8611]

Yup.

[@than0s948]

"Can we have Mayhem?" "We have Mayhem at home." Mayhem at home:

[@dreamtheaterz28]

All jokes aside, this song is actually composed pretty well. I hope they make more shit, because it is hilarious!

[@yellowman4337]

They make shit everyday.

[@Miguelix]

"Masturbørg" hahahahahhahahahahaa

[@Glenspire]

"Klitors" hahahahahahaha

[@keniangervo8417]

I'm sure many have noticed this but the chorus/ending part where they sing "the mutilation of christ" is actually ridiculously good.

[@thegothamcityqueen]

"I had fun once.... it was terrible."

[@marychathegreat]

excellent work not only parody but technically good parody

[@daeho2]

"true Norwegian black metal from Finland" lol

[@gredulous2444]

I believe the word black is inappropriate nowadays. Should call it African Metal to be politically correct. So the whole title would be "true Norwegian African Metal from Finland".

[@WagnerMattos-de7je]

​@@gredulous2444😂😂😂😂😂

[@robinmeade7573]

I don't care if this is parody or not, the piece is great! Especially the double bass reverb is awesomely cool!

[@-Vitalis-]

The irony is this sounds so much better than most recent black metal releases so far this year...

[@URKKfdf]

...it's still better than most of the "music" on the mainstream radio now days...

[@1badjesus]

""Norwegian Black Metal from Finland"".... my favorite genre of music!

[@gredulous2444]

I prefer to Indonesian folk music from Libya, but this will have to do for now.

[@jeanfranco1899]

I love when bands don't take this all black metal shit serious.

[@fLATCHULATOr]

it's pretty funny that they're all wearing cradle of filth shirts.. im sure that it's part of the joke

[@Papi_John]

fLATCHULATOr hah because cradle of filth is a fucking joke👌

[@Fireglo]

@Green Saint Cradle of Filth's early albums were fucking killer.

[@pendekarlaut7377]

Cradle of filth its true black metal

[@WolfGrrl1]

Cradle of Filth is black metal for girls.

[@5orgen51]

@@Papi_John you sound like a Nickelback fan

[@hulel]

We need more songs like this where are you guys wake up

[@satanicorgasm7440]

"Happy Black Metal" is the new genre!

[@soaplol1]

Isn't it illegal in Norway to smile in a black metal video?

[@euronymous6998]

I approve.

[@rytkosenjussi]

Well it norwegian bm from Finland. So i guess it Ok?

[@user-ty9ek3ph9i]

They from Finland

[@towerofresonance4877]

Yeah they got their finger up their butt. I like intelligent humor like this.

[@Noisemaker-cr8dq]

Possibly but I think the cradle of filth t-shirt is probably the worse crime in the eyes of purists

[@lan0itar]

If you have to ask if this is a joke, you should stop pretending to be a metal fan.

[@austinodonnell6485]

Yeah Really! And stop pretending to be an intelligent being. You have to be especially stupid and oblivious to not be able to discern that for yourself

[@conortaylor550]

The thing is they're so good I just can't stop listening hahaha

[@kuikkis91]

Go educate your ass. There is more metal than just black metal. I'm metal fan but still don't listen black metal, I can't take most black metal bands seriously at all.

[@cprXcor]

This band rules!

[@lualine82]

They are so cute, I want to adopt one of them and raise in my balcony.

[@RuiLuz]

they are like little mad pandas, love them.

[@Moefatius]

2023 still kvlt

[@andyalmendarez7468]

These guys are on some serious drugs

[@222nightmare222]

ikr

[@Adsfgify]

norm drugs

[@linapleachimPL]

They just have a good sense of humour.

[@user-bk3ku4cv9d]

Nah, they are on some funny drugs.

[@danermanerkider]

Hey man these people are acting funny and weird so they have to be on drugs haha I know a lot about drugs because if I didn't I wouldn't be cool and I'm cool so I know about drugs because I'm cool whoa man I'm so high hahaha lol weed dude

[@xisotopex]

Its good to know that most people are too stupid to know what a parody is...

[@austinodonnell6485]

It’s really hilarious. Almost as hilarious as the video

[@mrmeatymeatball]

Oh my god these guys are a fucking hoot.

[@NiewiastaZDnaJeziora]

you ment "hot", the word is "hot"! :D

[@petvrg]

NiewiastaZDnaJeziora No, I'm sure it's hoot. They are very hoot!

[@ATtaKGaming]

NiewiastaZDnaJeziora And by 'men't, I don't suppose you meant 'meant' did you?

[@AncientRunesMusic]

They art teh kwltst of all teh time. I love them so much, pwntagram moons beyond. Biggest band.

[@SimonB.]

That first scream. I never laughed so hard xD

[@madarhorsev]

Yesaaaaaa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@haijyvelho]

How does one take this seriously? Of course it's a joke you dimwits! Shouldn't that be fairly obvious?

[@OfficialSlaiTkitsune]

yeah can just see it in their faces

[@Muggalomaniac]

wish they'd posted the lyrics in the description too. I bet they're just as damn funny as the visuals but I couldn't decipher much.

[@mattcooper9026]

Can’t seem to find them anywhere, Bro

[@haijyvelho]

The vocals are pretty damn good. A lot better than in many "real" bands.

[@sciohermetikum3902]

What?No! It sounds as if hes gurgling cum half the time

[@gredulous2444]

​@@sciohermetikum3902 That would make vocals sound completely uneven (too many changes and I don't like changes. Thats why I listen to Doom Metal). So... maybe all the time, but not half the time.

[@than0s948]

The vocalist looks like the illegitimate child of Abbath and Shagrath

[@DangerENERGY]

Better than Burzum

[@genderqueergorehound]

Паша Астахов 666 Anything is better than anything Varg has ever laid a finger on.

[@euronymous6998]

Inspector Kemp lol so true

[@welwitschia]

+Inspector Kemp Burzum made some really memorable music. Sadly, he was also Burzum.

[@fiend1385]

how dare you

[@boatymcboatface7211]

Obvious trolling, but those who agreed, sad. Varg is clearly a good man.

[@panzerfaust375]

1:57 what a voice. The music is actually pretty good. They obviously don't take it too seriously which is a good thing in many respects.

[@andreiandrey3097]

0:20 when your teacher forgets to give you homeworks

[@andreiandrey9584]

😂

[@ZapRowsdower47]

True Norwegian black metal.....from Finland..😅

[@ArseLoad0fMetal666]

i love how many times it says 'true black metal' in the description and how the lead singer is wearing a cradle of filth t-shirt...a sense of humor, they got it

[@slambodianjones]

I been listening to it since its creation; I need a band shirt even if they don't exist.

[@marvinthemaniac7698]

Being demonic has never looked so much fun!

[@flintironstag2381]

Satan called, he said "Uhm, no thanks, I'm not recruiting followers now. I'll let you know if I am at a later date...." 😝😝😝😝😝😝

[@notlunaticdancer4393]

2:09 this is the pure joy!

[@Andycruz5150]

Like the head exploding @ 00.32

[@SpectacularDisaster]

We were in the woods for our last video, so lets change things up by being in the woods...in black and white

[@beeragainsthumanity1420]

Without snow.

[@groscave23]

At 1:10, the bass drum sequence comes from Dimmu borgir - The serpentine offering at 1:20 !!!!! LOL

[@atomaraffe]

Hahaha! Shit man, I so completely lost it. This is truly is a masterpiece, look how happy they are! :D

[@gredulous2444]

There's nothing wrong to be a happy and smile a bit while worshipping satan! Spread some good mood because in the eyes of anticrist we are all the same ;).

[@yeti4269]

I just love how this is how every music video. Some on the beach, some in the snow, some in the same forest they did the snow scene.

[@Runny117]

2:10 I aspire to be as happy as this guy when he sings the mutilation of christ

[@hblab]

It's been 10 years. Good Lord...I mean Satan!

[@sillypenquin9189]

Genuine Norwegian black metal band from Finland

[@MikeRussell51]

they are all unusually happy

[@shoot_the_glass5654]

"Hey Lars, Lars, it's Kris. Your cousin Kris Ulrich? Your know that new sound your looking for? Well listen to this". 📞

[@erickrizzon8258]

Damn, now this is some true black metal.

[@Scyber_Official]

The irony is so brutal that they could headline a fest.

[@pendekarlaut7377]

This song very addicted.. I heard from 2015 till now 2019

[@ZombifiedGod]

i hav watched this 8 times in the past hour. this never gets old, its great

[@sonttam]

This opened my eyes to black metal. Really inspiring music guys! Keep it up!

[@FauzanAzzam]

1:11 Hellhammer footcam LOL genius! Music is more Black Metal than Dimmu Borgir.

[@georgeallison3629]

🎶THE MUTILATION OF CRY EYE EYE EIST!!!🎵

[@AquilaTofana]

It's weird how naked I am right now, my clothes literally just melted off my body...

[@lorndarken]

i am dying of laughter , they are all wearing cradle of filth shirts

[@aft6912]

Song is so trve black metal it cured covid

[@dgpsartscrafts]

This is most scariest that traditional black metal. Black metal with happy faces.

[@venomdust1]

When they were editing this they must have been laughing their asses off 🤣😅😂😆. I want to party with these guys

[@LilyBubble100]

This makes me laugh :') but I also quite like it and I'm not sure why

[@tausif19]

What I have noticed is that,they don't need to dance and shit to advance the band and all. Their songs are quite good actually.

[@Metalhead-xu8nm]

This guys saved my day, this discription combined with this musicvideo is the best thing on the internet xDxD

[@joseanzhao4235]

She said "lets do it with the rhythm of a song" and i play this one

[@benjamingeppert6953]

Still better than Nickelback

[@gredulous2444]

Coudl not agree more! It made me desire to get my nickels back, when I accidentally bought one of their records from clearance sale.

[@ecclesiafr9030]

So Timo Tolkki's nervous breakdown resulted in this :/ .

[@indahpertiwi5323]

the end LOL, fallin in love with these guys

[@pktrainerpk5supersus459]

0:47 he looks so confused like where am i ?

[@haarmegiddo]

Best black metal video ever!

[@SlipKnoTMaggoTXX]

the sad thing is, these guys are better than most real black metal bands

[@iceintheair]

the facial expressions at the end during the laughter IM DEAD

[@MeTaLecFaCa1]

Black metal video that's available in HD resolution? AWESOME!

[@heldercabral7]

That face. I think it was the hardes I laughed ever.

[@zamriujang1809]

very brutal ever

[@hulel]

This is Happy black metal

[@PhantomX141291]

The happiest black metal band ever, haha. Love his face at 0:23! XD

[@marcinpal79]

Guys you are awesome!

[@rogerbueso3949]

0:20 amazing

[@Markymoo992]

How in the hell does anyone growl that high? Damn I can't even go past mid pitch xD awesome band.

[@Jarppispecial]

the hardest puzzle of the mankind, the riddle of this songs lyrics

[@8ArmedSuperMegaNaga]

+Jarppi's Special Ctrl+F if you actually care to solve it. Not necessarily perfect of course, but I think it's close enough what I've figured out

[@fordiemega]

kings

[@sunfishpocket]

new favorite band

[@xanselmox]

One of my fav black metal bands ❤

[@midasmirto7265]

the Mutilation Of Christ part is good the voice the music i like it i wish this is a 10 hour loop

[@emperorsavron-peterdewind0358]

Where is this fortress?...

[@svDAGGERsv]

Nippon Kazauwa!!!

[@NPC-mu9oq]

not sure why i wanted to come back to this video

[@horvathbence4582]

Anyone got lyrics for this? xd

[@lumthegreat]

YAAAAAAAAAR FUYAO SAAAYAHLAL GALAALAA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHDIAD

[@8ArmedSuperMegaNaga]

+Horváth Bence See my earlier comments, I have unofficial version figured by ear

[@slightlybob9680]

I want what ever drugs these guys have

[@burningpentagram666]

ALL OF THEMMMM !!!!!

[@wednesdayaddams851]

2:28 Most brutal metal vocal ever.

[@orland126]

Seriously you need to do more videos of the Black Satans not only is it funny all your tunes are fucking awesome I can't stop listening to this song cheers!!

[@passionoflovers]

Please lyrics

[@8ArmedSuperMegaNaga]

+passionoflovers See my earlier comments, I have unofficial version figured by ear

[@AndrewEwing1995]

I got to admit I love this song. Its scary, brutal but weirdly funny to listen to. I actually love the singing bit at the end where they say the mutilation of Christ. Btw I'm a Christian myself so at the same time I find this kinda offensive but I love metal so ill let this slide.

[@notlunaticdancer4393]

Well, it's a parody, so it did its job if you find it funny. Nice to see you enjoy it 😊

[@Amp661]

Jesus is kind of pissed at you

[@horrormoviefan2342]

Imagine waking up with these guys at the foot of your bed. Fuck, I'd shit myself

[@Fro-Daddy]

I'd like to put this song on my answering machine... leave a message after this rad song!

[@jodyhowell9164]

It's still not as funny as Immortal "Call of the Wintermoon" Now that shit is hilarious, especially the Benny Hill remix.

[@rottingemptiness]

Great video , TRVE 😂