The Black Satans - The Eternal Bliss of Satanic Rites

The Black Satans strike back with their truest, most evil and least commercial song yet!
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[@Supermoniveto]

Available on Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/5unExoWBF2U3LJelIiGJOU

[@lordofdestruction4229]

Glad you're back!

[@a.od-reszki4674]

You said "least commercial" ;)

[@dylc5604]

Hey they don't sell Testicol in my country can you link an online retailer that will?

[@edwardace7978]

Upload all songs on it, plz!!!!!!!🤘🏻🔥🍻🎸🎶

[@LABOPOLES]

Any chance to arrive on Deezer ?! Thank for the work!! beautiful!!

[@WolfGrrl1]

I got so trolled by that advertisement at the beginning

[@snowindafunboots4369]

the testicol cream?😅

[@Lou13Cyf3r]

😅😅😅😅. I hit skip add a few times before I realized what it was

[@WolfGrrl1]

@@Lou13Cyf3r Me too

[@shogunrua5589]

Me too

[@GimilitheGreat]

I got trolled too lol

[@Humalkeisari]

Band so hardcore they burn down stone churches

[@h4rm5_w4y]

Who the F... is Varg😅🤘🏻

[@-Vitalis-]

And make black metal without real instruments, hehehe... hehe... uh.

[@FauzanAzzam]

LOL

[@ROFLBOB24]

With only the fiery urath ov hell, ov covrse.

[@ethanor]

Just gonna point out, Notre Dame was made of stone too

[@i.c.s.scottex6237]

The best Trve Norwegian Black Metal from Finland i've ever heard

[@zdenekkrouzel5548]

Right after Impaled Rectum :D

[@1Huzo6]

@@zdenekkrouzel5548 impaled rectum is from the other genre what was it called, hmm?

[@KristianDimitrov-v2w]

Vortex here !!! I'm glad to meet you with your comment.🖤

[@hautamato9128]

Still they are made those songs as jokes, but music is amazing

[@annlillg]

hahaha!

[@robcoles8463]

WE NEED MORE BLACK SATANS!!! True Norwegian blackmetal. From Finland.

[@glittabones]

This is EXACTLY what I wanted on Valentine's Day.

[@budmutton4507]

I like the direction Dimmu Borgir is taking these days.

[@shocklobster]

That's the first time anyone could say that, since 2007.

[@flavrravioli4171]

I was just thinking this is very Dimmu-esque.

[@tristanbarnhill9793]

This is their best album since 1890

[@MetalWarrior-jb5cq]

I rather give my support to this band than Dimmu, Cradle or Satyricon. At least we know this is humor.

[@Makulax]

@@MetalWarrior-jb5cq Still it's better than the bands you mentioned. Be it humour, but still it's better.

[@Interpol99]

I feel so dumb trying to skip the ad at the beginning several times. 😂😂😂

[@izaurowa]

Yeaah me too

[@sebastiaotavares4308]

Me too.

[@erikpuckett7485]

I actually tried rotating my phone to see if that would work.

[@lunahetfield]

Same

[@garystanton4347]

@@lunahetfield same psml

[@christiandominguez7876]

They are so evil that you can't skip the add

[@gredulous2444]

I actually ordered some of that testicle vaselin. It does cause annoying itching so I wouldn't recommend it to anyone else! God damn... I mean satan damn.. surreptitious advertising!

[@francotamayo94]

@@gredulous2444 how come? It’s supposed to calm testicle itching. kzbin.info/www/bejne/pX-qg52inJyGpbM

[@amonwitchhunter666]

Trve Norwegian Symphonic Tablet Black Metal from Finland at it's finest....llmll llmll

[@Frank-yl7ml]

New genre; -)

[@gredulous2444]

I actually found this youtube channel because my grandma told me I would find good true Norwegian satanist black slaughtering metal from Finland here. But(!!).. she was so wrong, it's actually good true Norwegian black metal from Finland. She has allways been such good gradma. When I was kid she took me to the woods to listen some black sabbath and bite the bats off their heads.

[@adrianderkiewicz671]

Seen them guys performing live couple of years ago in Turku Finland. They were supporting Castle Street Killaz & some local band called Impaled Nazarene. Black Satans music can be described as a crossover between Dimmu Borgir and early creations of Gibb Brothers, also heavy influenced by modern gypsy music from Romania. Basically - Norwegian Black Metal in it's finest. After the gig we hit the town, and went to a shopping mall, we bought a lot of Nippon Kazauwa, then went to a PUB. I was hungry, so we went to restaurant, but it was closed. We've end up in this apartment which had Persian rugs hanging on the walls. Rugs... on the walls... Anyway before I came back, I went to visit the castle. It was old, so it wasn't new. Also they have other balls in Turku, so You can buy Testicol almost everywhere, even on the beach, which is better than the one in Miami. Waiting with anticipation to see them again. I read the news, that someone seen one of the band members in UK, so maybe the're going on tour... God Bless Black Satans, long live Norwegian Black Metal!

[@spookynickname]

Metal needs more iPads and puppies. Especially puppies.

[@TrickOrRetreat]

Puppy metal rocks. 333 the number of the beast's puddle

[@dgpsartscrafts]

Puppies are in a different level of satanism, more than Lucifer

[@igorvillegas3797]

Glad to see you guys back, making more True Norwegian Black Metal (from Finland)! Also glad to know that Testicol has helped Masturbørg with... You know... That itchy "ISSUE"... Cheers from Guatemala!

[@soanvig]

Suamenlejjona - Suamalaista lihaa ? :D

[@friedpenuts]

It has the evilist active ingredient composition of 6.66mg/g

[@aivopark]

Finnish metal and fuck norway!

[@GT1349]

I know this is supposed to be a satire band and everything but holy shit this actually is a damn good song. That breakdown at 3:04 fucking blows my doors off.

[@SaturnineXTS]

holy shit totes, black metal could use more breakdowns like these also I'd totally go to this band's gig if they were able to assemble a full setlist

[@dustofself]

Yeah! These songs are really well composed! I hope they will play live one day! 😄

[@petvrg]

Did anybody else notice how the dice rolls three times like this 666? And then when it rolls on 5, they get mad and throw it away.

[@tempest5994]

Didint realize that!

[@kapuseta]

lmao missed that! thanks!

[@crackrat6166]

Comedic genius!

[@thezodiak6666]

yes

[@tommydee6841]

If you can see through the tears of laughter and/or confusion, this video is actually very, VERY well made and deserves some respect. I mean seriously, from playing the weird, goofy digital instruments to skeletal DJ and eating gore with a teaspoon... The school photo at 2:50 and fucking KIMBLE, lol! You can't make up all the stuff like this while taking a shower. Not to mention the "ad" at the beginning that makes me click "skip the ad" and feel stupid everytime I watch this! Also the song sounds like a very well made, legit black metal song, and the video quality hands down beats many "true" black metal bands of the church burning era any day.

[@cryopyre]

I'm so happy you guys are back! :D

[@marclebeau7507]

I need to go shit after this

[@TheGamesAndMetal]

*black :D

[@tolfleg2741]

And people say black metal artists/fans take themselves too seriously lmao I love this shit lol

[@crowmigration8245]

Just bought a six pack of Testicol.

[@snowindafunboots4369]

wherr can i buy testicol? ? ?

[@limzog9]

It's for sweaty balled drummers

[@P3T3RXIII]

Walmart

[@ginoa.furina3322]

Apteekista

[@Vegan_Kebab_In_My_Hand]

@@P3T3RXIII Ballmart

[@TRENLORD]

The greatest conundrum in black metal - a tongue-in-cheek band produces some of the greatest BM out there.

[@diegovaldes3785]

This came out more than 3 years ago and I just find out about it? I love it!

[@blackefeltsch7459]

Everyone playing on a tablet lmao

[@limzog9]

That's the humor of the whole point.. Like a Hells angel riding a scooter 🛵

[@Olppa]

It's 2019

[@MrEgofreak]

Is that a nod to how synthesized the instrumentation is in BM? If so, that's genius comedy!

[@dgpsartscrafts]

@@limzog9 Nanowar Of Steel?

[@ROFLBOB24]

Not gonna lie... There needs to be an album!

[@halrloprilalar]

3:13 If your party isn't this lit, don't bother inviting me

[@xanselmox]

Don't stop doing this. I fucking love it.

[@BammyQ]

This ad got me buying 5 boxes of Testicol

[@bannor216]

the itty bitty skeleton hand that does mixing is a particularly clever and uproariously hilarious touch

[@Naotahaley]

*THESE GUYS ARE STILL A THING??? OMFGGGGGGG YESSSSS*

[@redgxd7264]

Late to the party but so glad I found this, please don't stop guys, this is amazing haha

[@TeaTimeTony]

this has no right to be this well made, it is truly a masterpiece

[@Torgomasta]

Thought I'd never see another video from you guys!

[@TheShmileyDawg]

TRVE CVLT! I’m so glad these guys are still at it

[@DeKrischa]

Got nostalgic and watched the Satan from Hell video and here ist where I ended up. This is Black Metal that I can actually listen to!

[@dyubbuk2806]

How could you sell out like that?

[@muenchhausenmusic]

Trve gold right there!!! 😂

[@vladpalik8001]

I listen to Black Metal for 12-13 years now and this one is awesome!!! Hail Satan!!

[@spinedown754]

hahahahah greatest being troll ever!!! I was clicking skip ad, like wtf skip!!

[@timmylimmola9115]

The best Black Metal parody i have ever seen. Genius, fuckin Genius.

[@tatua.3820]

Kimble, the most satanic of all games.

[@TrickOrRetreat]

333 the number of the beast 🤗

[@Kimble81]

Did you call me, my child?

[@Tysandifer]

I prefer sorry

[@gredulous2444]

Number 6 gives you one free extra turn (read the rule book, it actually does), but 6+6+6 gives you are free ride to hell!

[@mariuszszczerski4976]

You should appear in the new lords of chaos film

[@sonnenradrising8585]

If they produced and directed it, it would have been so much better than that American-style teen drama lmao

[@deletedgulfcitycomment3782]

Sonnenrad Rising oh fuck I know! It was retarded!

[@deletedgulfcitycomment3782]

S K G 😵😂

[@Amp661]

Don't bring The Black Satans near that shit stain..

[@Vladi306]

Well that's that. Nothing will be more kvlt than this.

[@incocknito6135]

I really digged the low budget videos for the other songs and I prefer that aesthetic. Still I really liked this. The jokes were great, especially that plastic hand of a skeleton.

[@rikrox]

That ad at the beginning was genius bahahahaha, been watching these guys since 2010, had no idea they came back lol

[@Imaginathor-1k0]

The video is hilarious but the music is so darkly cool

[@norsecrafts5433]

I like their old stuff before they sold out way more. I've been a fan of these guys since the demo days back in -93. The production value here is far too good.

[@eden2esthar]

I like them back when they were blacked ska

[@justdave9610]

The only selling out they've ever done was selling their souls to the devil. Idk what else you even mean if not that. A slightly bigger video budget (as opposed to almost nothing) doesn't make them sellouts. They deserve it

[@urbansgarbagechannel3587]

Why do I keep getting the same ad every time I click on this video I don’t know what testicol is

[@ShaneBermingham616]

The TRVE Lords ov Chaos

[@Noctivagus47]

The Black Satans > Dimmu Borgir

[@-Vitalis-]

Are you telling me this isn't Dimmu Borgir?

[@shocklobster]

Set your expectations low enough, and you'll never have to face disappointment!

[@seeds676]

Vittu mitä paskaa. Mistä voin ostaa albumin tai minne heitän rahani teille?

[@entrophany]

Mulle. Osoite löytyy puhelinluettelosta

[@gredulous2444]

Shut up and take my money, or I take you by the force!

[@midnightcat666]

Hail the trve Norwegian black metal from Finland.

[@ek6648]

You can confirm your band has made it to the big league's when you play drums on a telephone

[@Tysandifer]

Ipad

[@namelastname6744]

After a min watching this masterpiece I had a vision seeing you performing satanic synchronized antichrist dancing.

[@schlomeykatzenberg7151]

The bridge switches from black metal to metal core breakdown. Now that’s blasphemy!

[@witoldkozio3264]

Nareszcie nowy utwór! Bardzo ładny i stylowy. Jak zwykle.

[@3milio0o95]

"most evil and least commercial song yet" And yet it starts with some sort of commercial :)

[@MrEgofreak]

That takes the joke to a whole new level!

[@muenchhausenmusic]

The legend has returned!!!!

[@JeffMcDuffie72MeridianGate]

Everything is programmed. True cyber black metal.

[@NailBombed]

This is bloody brilliantly hilarious. In stitches all the way.

[@stevebloodymckenna]

I love the skeleton hand while he's DJing.

[@Lightmarez90]

My fellow black metal brothers and sisters. Shaaare this!

[@Neroese1]

Lmao that Dimmu Borgir refference with 'keyboardist' hat :V

[@sirhalo2]

Timestamp?

[@Neroese1]

@@sirhalo2 All the time :D

[@skznef]

The fake advertisement got me so confused. "Why did I get a finnish ad and why do I hear TESTICLES?"

[@fatmanpez]

You guys look like 2004 Dimmu Borgir more than ever in this one.

[@Vegan_Kebab_In_My_Hand]

A jammer that's actually funny as Hell? That gay bar owned by Satan? ABSOLUTELY YES!

[@gredulous2444]

This is true black humour right there.

[@danuzz_]

Oliko kellään muulla skippausnappi rikki?

[@sarcasm-83]

Ei ollu. Pakko kyl mennä kysyyn apteekista Testicolia heti huomenna.

[@wiskikekkonen9316]

Se on KZbinn uusi ominaisuus. Sitä pitää tuplaklikata.

[@randomusername987]

Saatanan mainokset.

[@pekkokuopanportti6859]

Mulla olis toimivia skippausnappeja! Yhdellä napilla saa skipattua kerralla useamman päivän. Tulkaa Piritorille ja kysykää Pekkoa.

[@gettiz]

Valehtelija. Oon pyörinyt täällä jo useamman päivän ja kukaan ei tunne sua!

[@stringtube8760]

Normie: Metal Metalhead: Black metal Trve kvlt: Trve iPad Norwegian black metal from finland

[@izaurowa]

Love this guys! Poland loves u

[@abangela]

Better than the last Dimmu Borgir! :)

[@frostythesnowman1883]

@ANNIHILATION TV I'm ashamed to admit in public I ever listened to Progenies of the great apocalypse (that clip though xaxaxa!)

[@charlesm.richard4072]

is it that difficult?

[@slowlanesenpai9764]

@@frostythesnowman1883 Progenies of the great apocalypse was gold.

[@eden2esthar]

Hey you take that back...that album was....oh wait...you said last album...then yes I agree that was terrible

[@chrisskull7882]

abangela yea its not good at all

[@Caroline-gw5jf]

This is amazing! Thank you.

[@vcer2qg]

THESE GUYS AROUND NOTRE DAME A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO?

[@xsadurn]

oh my god 🤣

[@farbrorfritz7023]

2:49 I think i may be bleedig internally from laughter :D :D

[@hblab]

I wouldn't have skipped the intro even if I could! The ad timer at 6:66 😂

[@AstralTraveler]

YESSSSSS! You're back!!!!

[@AstralTraveler]

OMS (Oh My Satan)!!! you didn't record it in a garage!

[@dxjohncenacaz]

I'VE BEEN WAITING FUCKING FOREVER FOR NEW THE BLACK SATANS GOOD SHIT!!! lol my fav black metal band

[@MadziaBuczek666]

I spy with my little eye a Nexus Polaris hoodie! Respect!

[@friedpenuts]

So glad to see it... Along with a heap of cool nods to other things... Penis jokes included.

[@YodaMan-420]

rofl ya got me🤣🤣. tried to skip the ad thought my adblocker stopped working🤬🤬.

[@Giselbartecek]

I rewatched some of your old videos yesterday and you upload today, you absolute beast.

[@yvesvogelfrei453]

I absolutely love this bands humour. XD

[@RusataRusalka]

I know this is lame as fuck, but I actually teared. One of the best channels I came across on the Tube, man. We waited so long for this moment lol. Also, the INSTRUMENTS are killing me lmfao

[@jiesus2596]

That add. Okay guys. U got me.

[@vapordreams983]

That intro was absolute hell.

[@BokuWaHikikomori]

Anyone else notice that just before the ad's countdown hits 0, it switches to 6:66? 😂

[@ek6648]

I love the fact that the ad timer said 6:66 on the end

[@ExUSSailor]

You guys are fucking HILARIOUS!

[@jpisback]

When the band has an ad for the band, and you get pissed because the skip won't work.

[@krsstoffdegorre5979]

Absolutely amazing !

[@jkuokka]

Kysyin viimeksi nummessa että milloin Black Satans olisi pääesiintynä, herra moniveto vastasi että sitten kun tehdään yks biisi lisää :--------------D

[@toivopro6664]

Oispa kova 2021 nummessa. Lippuhan meillä on jo.

[@gredulous2444]

Mikähän toimis näiden lämppärinä? Sveitsiläinen villahuopa?

[@redstone-kg3ne]

I actually bought some Testicol and i have to say it really works when ... when it’s doing whatever it does 🤷‍♂️

[@deletedgulfcitycomment3782]

This is actually top notch black metal! 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 AND A GAME OF BOGGLE? So Metal!

[@lordofslam]

You sure that's boggle bud?

[@D4rkstorn]

@@lordofslam I can see where the confusion arises from. It's a licensed version of a VERY old game known as Trouble in the US and Frustration in the UK, and practically unheard of in modern times. Except in Finland.

[@GummiHopse78]

Looks like a pimped version of the german "Mensch,ärger dich nicht". Divorced families decades before monopoly was invented.

[@wardeni4806]

Perhaps there might be an album on the way? Not for ((commercial)) purposes, but because my collection of bläk metal demo(n)s would not be complete without something as trve and kvlt as this.

[@SignOfTheWarrior]

Still waiting for a complete album. That sounds awesome.

[@dr.murder2690]

After a whole fucking 8 years the kings of fucking '' True Norwegian Black Metal From Finland'' are back...

[@6sentient]

all memes,fun,satire and legend aside...this is a really good song,sonically speaking.reminds me of earlier dimmu borgir

[@hulel]

I don't know why they try to make their videos funny but actually these guys have some serious music skills they can easily beat many black metal bands and as per their music quality they can directly challenge dimmu borgir

[@Amp661]

Any band can beat Dimmu Borgir....

[@darkpsychomeow9016]

This is perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm in tears. Seriosly.

[@patucca6399]

The keyboardist is the least intimidating guy ever lol XD

[@petvrg]

I agree, and in their older videos he is also the weakest link

[@Amp661]

Sad that he cut his hair in this video.

[@lastforever375]

This is the best music i ever heard

[@3Storms]

That ad = master-level KZbin trolling

[@gredulous2444]

This band has THE most impressive drummachine player in the world. You can barely see that index finger pushing the play button ⚡▶️⚡! Like a *zip* *zap* and done!

[@gredulous2444]

By the way...are they burning these churches on live events as well? I'm asking 'cos it would be neat fun for whole family then. My youngest daughter just burned her first playhouse when she turned sixsixsix years old last week.

[@thebritishmewtwo1994]

THE COMEDY BLACK METAL GODS ARE BACK! 🤘