The Black Satans - The Eternal Bliss of Satanic Rites

[@Supermoniveto]

Available on Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/5unExoWBF2U3LJelIiGJOU

[@lordofdestruction4229]

Glad you're back!

[@a.od-reszki4674]

You said "least commercial" ;)

[@dylc5604]

Hey they don't sell Testicol in my country can you link an online retailer that will?

[@edwardace7978]

Upload all songs on it, plz!!!!!!!🤘🏻🔥🍻🎸🎶

[@LABOPOLES]

Any chance to arrive on Deezer ?! Thank for the work!! beautiful!!

[@WolfGrrl1]

I got so trolled by that advertisement at the beginning

[@snowindafunboots4369]

the testicol cream?😅

[@Lou13Cyf3r]

😅😅😅😅. I hit skip add a few times before I realized what it was

[@WolfGrrl1]

@@Lou13Cyf3r Me too

[@shogunrua5589]

Me too

[@GimilitheGreat]

I got trolled too lol

[@Humalkeisari]

Band so hardcore they burn down stone churches

[@h4rm5_w4y]

Who the F... is Varg😅🤘🏻

[@-Vitalis-]

And make black metal without real instruments, hehehe... hehe... uh.

[@FauzanAzzam]

LOL

[@ROFLBOB24]

With only the fiery urath ov hell, ov covrse.

[@ethanor]

Just gonna point out, Notre Dame was made of stone too

[@i.c.s.scottex6237]

The best Trve Norwegian Black Metal from Finland i've ever heard

[@zdenekkrouzel5548]

Right after Impaled Rectum :D

[@1Huzo6]

@@zdenekkrouzel5548 impaled rectum is from the other genre what was it called, hmm?

[@KristianDimitrov-v2w]

Vortex here !!! I'm glad to meet you with your comment.🖤

[@hautamato9128]

Still they are made those songs as jokes, but music is amazing

[@annlillg]

hahaha!

[@robcoles8463]

WE NEED MORE BLACK SATANS!!! True Norwegian blackmetal. From Finland.

[@zycspete]

I like the direction Dimmu Borgir is taking these days.

[@shocklobster]

That's the first time anyone could say that, since 2007.

[@flavrravioli4171]

I was just thinking this is very Dimmu-esque.

[@tristanbarnhill9793]

This is their best album since 1890

[@MetalWarrior-jb5cq]

I rather give my support to this band than Dimmu, Cradle or Satyricon. At least we know this is humor.

[@Makulax]

@@MetalWarrior-jb5cq Still it's better than the bands you mentioned. Be it humour, but still it's better.

[@glittabones]

This is EXACTLY what I wanted on Valentine's Day.

[@christiandominguez7876]

They are so evil that you can't skip the add

[@gredulous2444]

I actually ordered some of that testicle vaselin. It does cause annoying itching so I wouldn't recommend it to anyone else! God damn... I mean satan damn.. surreptitious advertising!

[@francotamayo94]

@@gredulous2444 how come? It’s supposed to calm testicle itching. kzbin.info/www/bejne/pX-qg52inJyGpbM

[@tinkabell1400]

Haha very funny I'm a girl so I don't need the product 😐😑😤😿🙆

[@petvrg]

Did anybody else notice how the dice rolls three times like this 666? And then when it rolls on 5, they get mad and throw it away.

[@tempest5994]

Didint realize that!

[@kapuseta]

lmao missed that! thanks!

[@crackrat6166]

Comedic genius!

[@thezodiak6666]

yes

[@Interpol99]

I feel so dumb trying to skip the ad at the beginning several times. 😂😂😂

[@izaurowa]

Yeaah me too

[@sebastiaotavares4308]

Me too.

[@erikpuckett7485]

I actually tried rotating my phone to see if that would work.

[@lunahetfield]

Same

[@garystanton4347]

@@lunahetfield same psml

[@cryopyre]

I'm so happy you guys are back! :D

[@marclebeau7507]

I need to go shit after this

[@TheGamesAndMetal]

*black :D

[@spookynickname]

Metal needs more iPads and puppies. Especially puppies.

[@TrickOrRetreat]

Puppy metal rocks. 333 the number of the beast's puddle

[@dgpsartscrafts]

Puppies are in a different level of satanism, more than Lucifer

[@tommydee6841]

If you can see through the tears of laughter and/or confusion, this video is actually very, VERY well made and deserves some respect. I mean seriously, from playing the weird, goofy digital instruments to skeletal DJ and eating gore with a teaspoon... The school photo at 2:50 and fucking KIMBLE, lol! You can't make up all the stuff like this while taking a shower. Not to mention the "ad" at the beginning that makes me click "skip the ad" and feel stupid everytime I watch this! Also the song sounds like a very well made, legit black metal song, and the video quality hands down beats many "true" black metal bands of the church burning era any day.

[@crowmigration8245]

Just bought a six pack of Testicol.

[@blackefeltsch7459]

Everyone playing on a tablet lmao

[@limzog9]

That's the humor of the whole point.. Like a Hells angel riding a scooter 🛵

[@Olppa]

It's 2019

[@MrEgofreak]

Is that a nod to how synthesized the instrumentation is in BM? If so, that's genius comedy!

[@dgpsartscrafts]

@@limzog9 Nanowar Of Steel?

[@amonwitchhunter666]

Trve Norwegian Symphonic Tablet Black Metal from Finland at it's finest....llmll llmll

[@Frank-yl7ml]

New genre; -)

[@gredulous2444]

I actually found this youtube channel because my grandma told me I would find good true Norwegian satanist black slaughtering metal from Finland here. But(!!).. she was so wrong, it's actually good true Norwegian black metal from Finland. She has allways been such good gradma. When I was kid she took me to the woods to listen some black sabbath and bite the bats off their heads.

[@snowindafunboots4369]

wherr can i buy testicol? ? ?

[@limzog9]

It's for sweaty balled drummers

[@P3T3RXIII]

Walmart

[@ginoa.furina3322]

Apteekista

[@Vegan_Kebab_In_My_Hand]

@@P3T3RXIII Ballmart

[@igorvillegas3797]

Glad to see you guys back, making more True Norwegian Black Metal (from Finland)! Also glad to know that Testicol has helped Masturbørg with... You know... That itchy "ISSUE"... Cheers from Guatemala!

[@soanvig]

Suamenlejjona - Suamalaista lihaa ? :D

[@friedpenuts]

It has the evilist active ingredient composition of 6.66mg/g

[@aivopark]

Finnish metal and fuck norway!

[@adrianderkiewicz671]

Seen them guys performing live couple of years ago in Turku Finland. They were supporting Castle Street Killaz & some local band called Impaled Nazarene. Black Satans music can be described as a crossover between Dimmu Borgir and early creations of Gibb Brothers, also heavy influenced by modern gypsy music from Romania. Basically - Norwegian Black Metal in it's finest. After the gig we hit the town, and went to a shopping mall, we bought a lot of Nippon Kazauwa, then went to a PUB. I was hungry, so we went to restaurant, but it was closed. We've end up in this apartment which had Persian rugs hanging on the walls. Rugs... on the walls... Anyway before I came back, I went to visit the castle. It was old, so it wasn't new. Also they have other balls in Turku, so You can buy Testicol almost everywhere, even on the beach, which is better than the one in Miami. Waiting with anticipation to see them again. I read the news, that someone seen one of the band members in UK, so maybe the're going on tour... God Bless Black Satans, long live Norwegian Black Metal!

[@GT1349]

I know this is supposed to be a satire band and everything but holy shit this actually is a damn good song. That breakdown at 3:04 fucking blows my doors off.

[@SaturnineXTS]

holy shit totes, black metal could use more breakdowns like these also I'd totally go to this band's gig if they were able to assemble a full setlist

[@dustofself]

Yeah! These songs are really well composed! I hope they will play live one day! 😄

[@tolfleg2741]

And people say black metal artists/fans take themselves too seriously lmao I love this shit lol

[@diegovaldes3785]

This came out more than 3 years ago and I just find out about it? I love it!

[@BammyQ]

This ad got me buying 5 boxes of Testicol

[@halrloprilalar]

3:13 If your party isn't this lit, don't bother inviting me

[@xanselmox]

Don't stop doing this. I fucking love it.

[@Naotahaley]

*THESE GUYS ARE STILL A THING??? OMFGGGGGGG YESSSSS*

[@urbansgarbagechannel3587]

Why do I keep getting the same ad every time I click on this video I don’t know what testicol is

[@ROFLBOB24]

Not gonna lie... There needs to be an album!

[@bannor216]

the itty bitty skeleton hand that does mixing is a particularly clever and uproariously hilarious touch

[@mariuszszczerski4976]

You should appear in the new lords of chaos film

[@sonnenradrising8585]

If they produced and directed it, it would have been so much better than that American-style teen drama lmao

[@deletedgulfcitycomment3782]

Sonnenrad Rising oh fuck I know! It was retarded!

[@deletedgulfcitycomment3782]

S K G 😵😂

[@TRENLORD]

The greatest conundrum in black metal - a tongue-in-cheek band produces some of the greatest BM out there.

[@Torgomasta]

Thought I'd never see another video from you guys!

[@rikrox]

That ad at the beginning was genius bahahahaha, been watching these guys since 2010, had no idea they came back lol

[@redgxd7264]

Late to the party but so glad I found this, please don't stop guys, this is amazing haha

[@TeaTimeTony]

this has no right to be this well made, it is truly a masterpiece

[@dyubbuk2806]

How could you sell out like that?

[@muenchhausenmusic]

Trve gold right there!!! 😂

[@BokuWaHikikomori]

Anyone else notice that just before the ad's countdown hits 0, it switches to 6:66? 😂

[@TheShmileyDawg]

TRVE CVLT! I’m so glad these guys are still at it

[@ek6648]

You can confirm your band has made it to the big league's when you play drums on a telephone

[@Tysandifer]

Ipad

[@vcer2qg]

THESE GUYS AROUND NOTRE DAME A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO?

[@xsadurn]

oh my god 🤣

[@pktrainerpk5supersus459]

Needs more headbanging😂

[@3milio0o95]

"most evil and least commercial song yet" And yet it starts with some sort of commercial :)

[@MrEgofreak]

That takes the joke to a whole new level!

[@DeKrischa]

Got nostalgic and watched the Satan from Hell video and here ist where I ended up. This is Black Metal that I can actually listen to!

[@Imaginathor-1k0]

The video is hilarious but the music is so darkly cool

[@muenchhausenmusic]

The legend has returned!!!!

[@seeds676]

Vittu mitä paskaa. Mistä voin ostaa albumin tai minne heitän rahani teille?

[@entrophany]

Mulle. Osoite löytyy puhelinluettelosta

[@gredulous2444]

Shut up and take my money, or I take you by the force!

[@resalut2010]

I'm fuckin addict

[@resalut2010]

👹

[@AstralTraveler]

YESSSSSS! You're back!!!!

[@AstralTraveler]

OMS (Oh My Satan)!!! you didn't record it in a garage!

[@Neroese1]

Lmao that Dimmu Borgir refference with 'keyboardist' hat :V

[@sirhalo2]

Timestamp?

[@Neroese1]

@@sirhalo2 All the time :D

[@danuzz_]

Oliko kellään muulla skippausnappi rikki?

[@sarcasm-83]

Ei ollu. Pakko kyl mennä kysyyn apteekista Testicolia heti huomenna.

[@wiskikekkonen9316]

Se on KZbinn uusi ominaisuus. Sitä pitää tuplaklikata.

[@randomusername987]

Saatanan mainokset.

[@pekkokuopanportti6859]

Mulla olis toimivia skippausnappeja! Yhdellä napilla saa skipattua kerralla useamman päivän. Tulkaa Piritorille ja kysykää Pekkoa.

[@gettiz]

Valehtelija. Oon pyörinyt täällä jo useamman päivän ja kukaan ei tunne sua!

[@stevebloodymckenna]

I love the skeleton hand while he's DJing.

[@ShaneBermingham616]

The TRVE Lords ov Chaos

[@witoldkozio3264]

Nareszcie nowy utwór! Bardzo ładny i stylowy. Jak zwykle.

[@NailBombed]

This is bloody brilliantly hilarious. In stitches all the way.

[@tatua.3820]

Kimble, the most satanic of all games.

[@TrickOrRetreat]

333 the number of the beast 🤗

[@Kimble81]

Did you call me, my child?

[@Tysandifer]

I prefer sorry

[@gredulous2444]

Number 6 gives you one free extra turn (read the rule book, it actually does), but 6+6+6 gives you are free ride to hell!

[@namelastname6744]

After a min watching this masterpiece I had a vision seeing you performing satanic synchronized antichrist dancing.

[@Caroline-gw5jf]

This is amazing! Thank you.

[@jiesus2596]

That add. Okay guys. U got me.

[@MadziaBuczek666]

I spy with my little eye a Nexus Polaris hoodie! Respect!

[@friedpenuts]

So glad to see it... Along with a heap of cool nods to other things... Penis jokes included.

[@darkclownKellen]

Ahaha I thought my ad blocker broke

[@jpisback]

When the band has an ad for the band, and you get pissed because the skip won't work.

[@DestroManiak]

I like to imagine the boardgame is a reference to seventh seal.

[@vladpalik8001]

I listen to Black Metal for 12-13 years now and this one is awesome!!! Hail Satan!!

[@timmylimmola9115]

The best Black Metal parody i have ever seen. Genius, fuckin Genius.

[@Vladi306]

Well that's that. Nothing will be more kvlt than this.

[@thrashmaster1357]

Even in 2024 the Skip AD Button trolls the Black Metal Community all over the World, haha :D

[@ek6648]

I love the fact that the ad timer said 6:66 on the end

[@midnightcat666]

Hail the trve Norwegian black metal from Finland.

[@Giselbartecek]

I rewatched some of your old videos yesterday and you upload today, you absolute beast.

[@yvesvogelfrei453]

I absolutely love this bands humour. XD

[@Samfekt]

Onneks oli kanava tilauksessa

[@spinedown754]

hahahahah greatest being troll ever!!! I was clicking skip ad, like wtf skip!!

[@skznef]

The fake advertisement got me so confused. "Why did I get a finnish ad and why do I hear TESTICLES?"

[@horriblekitty13]

I kept trying to click away the ad and i didn't realize it is part of the video 😂

[@SignOfTheWarrior]

Still waiting for a complete album. That sounds awesome.

[@TheRunq11]

NONIIN!

[@izaurowa]

Love this guys! Poland loves u

[@ExUSSailor]

You guys are fucking HILARIOUS!

[@fatmanpez]

You guys look like 2004 Dimmu Borgir more than ever in this one.

[@YodaMan-420]

rofl ya got me🤣🤣. tried to skip the ad thought my adblocker stopped working🤬🤬.

[@patucca6399]

The keyboardist is the least intimidating guy ever lol XD

[@petvrg]

I agree, and in their older videos he is also the weakest link

[@redstone-kg3ne]

I actually bought some Testicol and i have to say it really works when ... when it’s doing whatever it does 🤷‍♂️

[@JeffMcDuffie72MeridianGate]

Everything is programmed. True cyber black metal.

[@EyelessEntity]

Most people who heard the song but missed out on the video would just see The Black Satans as any other black metal band

[@vapordreams983]

That intro was absolute hell.

[@RhapsodyInRags]

Thank you for returning and giving meaning to my existence once again XD

[@schlomeykatzenberg7151]

The bridge switches from black metal to metal core breakdown. Now that’s blasphemy!

[@Lightmarez90]

My fellow black metal brothers and sisters. Shaaare this!

[@jkuokka]

Kysyin viimeksi nummessa että milloin Black Satans olisi pääesiintynä, herra moniveto vastasi että sitten kun tehdään yks biisi lisää :--------------D

[@toivopro6664]

Oispa kova 2021 nummessa. Lippuhan meillä on jo.

[@gredulous2444]

Mikähän toimis näiden lämppärinä? Sveitsiläinen villahuopa?

[@SerpentineSeiđr]

The dice game is straight-up referencing The Sacrilegious Scorn music video by Dimmu Borgir, they referenced The Serpentine Offering by DB in the Mutilation of Christ as well 😂

[@Quatttrofx]

The "blood" jam is a reference to My Funeral from Dark Funeral. Pretty sure there's even more references I forgot about. They know their stuff.

[@hblab]

I wouldn't have skipped the intro even if I could! The ad timer at 6:66 😂

[@ristuksenvittu]

Ehkä joku päivä tiedän kuka on Hans Falcon.

[@Noctivagus47]

The Black Satans > Dimmu Borgir

[@-Vitalis-]

Are you telling me this isn't Dimmu Borgir?

[@shocklobster]

Set your expectations low enough, and you'll never have to face disappointment!

[@farbrorfritz7023]

2:49 I think i may be bleedig internally from laughter :D :D

[@KsonLover]

Soo freaking cool man cheers from Argentina

[@which_craft]

Do argentinians have a sense of sarcasm and irony?

[@СтаниславБорисов-о2т]

Фины что ил?

[@RusataRusalka]

I know this is lame as fuck, but I actually teared. One of the best channels I came across on the Tube, man. We waited so long for this moment lol. Also, the INSTRUMENTS are killing me lmfao

[@raquetty]

This should be in everyone's recommended at 3:00am

[@abangela]

Better than the last Dimmu Borgir! :)

[@frostythesnowman1883]

@ANNIHILATION TV I'm ashamed to admit in public I ever listened to Progenies of the great apocalypse (that clip though xaxaxa!)

[@charlesm.richard4072]

is it that difficult?

[@slowlanesenpai9764]

@@frostythesnowman1883 Progenies of the great apocalypse was gold.

[@eden2esthar]

Hey you take that back...that album was....oh wait...you said last album...then yes I agree that was terrible

[@chrisskull7882]

abangela yea its not good at all

[@notlunaticdancer4393]

This is the best comeback I could wish for!

[@marclebeau7507]

I need to go shit after this

[@Jayzon666]

ComeBLACK.