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@burialgoods5 ай бұрын
Sorry about the cursed aspect ratio. Unfortunately, I couldn't find a better version, so I'm stuck with this image as I found it. This was originally a screenshot taken on what I can only assume was a wide PC monitor.
@bonefetcherbrimley77405 ай бұрын
This is amazing. I loved this. This should be canon!
@ricksanchez10795 ай бұрын
Presenting, The WIDE BOY.
@sovietunion76435 ай бұрын
i literally had to zoom out my computer screen just to get to the theatre mode buttons
@jordanfourtwenty96945 ай бұрын
its okay, its better.
@reformedzoomer5 ай бұрын
KZbin gave me the option to put the video in a quality >240p so the text was readable. That being the case, I can’t complain.
@johntaylor70295 ай бұрын
A gang of young scammers attempt to gaslight a senior citizen; senior citizen decides it's more fun to play along because he's sick of his family's nonsense.
@bocholotthethird31594 ай бұрын
Proceeds to help them scam
@Hulfor4 ай бұрын
Sounds like a Jim Carrey/Adam Sandler movie
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus4 ай бұрын
They were called the jackal wolves first for a reason . . . By the emperor do I love the “the trickster” space wolf, makes the chapter bearable
@civosborne3 ай бұрын
@@Hulfor sounds like the uncle fester plot in the Addams family
@Jorvaskrr4 күн бұрын
This happened IRL when an old man from Britain decided to become the getaway driver of a gang of robbers. He was arrested during the heist but was later released because of his age. He did it because the robbers bothered to talk and maintain a conversation with him.
@Honza673825 ай бұрын
"SO WHY AM I RED?" *A tech marine steps forward* "Sir... Autobalance."
@fishpop3 ай бұрын
That a Team Fortress 2 joke?
@Honza673823 ай бұрын
@@fishpop Yes.
@alekjanowski9847Ай бұрын
@@Honza67382 There's more...
@paskoracer_4644Ай бұрын
@@alekjanowski9847 dear god
@addison_v_ertisement167812 сағат бұрын
@@alekjanowski9847No!
@Puddingskin015 ай бұрын
"Wait, does this still count as stealing, or did we just fucking rescue Bjorn?" *Confused bird noises*
@KimKhan5 ай бұрын
Björn the Bird-Handed: "BOTH."
@freakymoejoe25 ай бұрын
One, followed by the other
@Ash2Flame1165 ай бұрын
Is a Bjorn in the hand worth 2 in the bush
@Puddingskin015 ай бұрын
@@Ash2Flame116 As long as those bushes have no WOLF SHIT in them.
@andreasottohansen73385 ай бұрын
What is a rescue, but the best of thefts?
@TriptuneRadio5 ай бұрын
Trying to gaslight him into thinking the space wolves were always red is so fucking funny
@madmalkavian38575 ай бұрын
Is that a dreadnought? Is that dreadnought stealing our equipment!? Björn the "Red" Handed: This is the greatest day of my life!
@autobotskyflame62875 ай бұрын
I love the image
@ephemispriest80695 ай бұрын
Now I realize the wasted potential of Blood Raven memes not featuring gigantic dreadnoughts pilfering kit.
@l0rf5 ай бұрын
Silence imperial, you've been chosen by...the claaaawwww.
@Franpowah5 ай бұрын
Hahahaha I love this
@Lurker19915 ай бұрын
@@l0rf*wheezes*
@Steampuke5 ай бұрын
"Hm, a new battle awaits", Björn thought, as he was awoken once more to the sound of his brothers' joyful exclamations. One of them stepped forward to declare: "Finally, we managed to get you back from those damned magpies. Now, brother. Tell us: do you remember the password to the wifi ?"
@elmine77075 ай бұрын
I love this running joke so much. Especially with the implications, because just how much of their systems are on the network
@TextualDeviant5 ай бұрын
@@elmine7707 Only the recreation facilities I'd imagine, but some may consider that worse than it controlling their command hubs and central processing units.
@jordanfourtwenty96945 ай бұрын
whats this from? like based on? i like whoever made this writing about it.@@elmine7707
@monstermaker735 ай бұрын
Lovely DreadAnon reference
@Spence19765 ай бұрын
"Finally we managed to get you back from those damned magpies. Now, brother. Tell us all about Leman Russ and the days of old, oh and wach your step ancient one, theres wolf shit everywhere."
@deadeye94395 ай бұрын
Space Wolves rescues Bjorn from the Ravens: "Finally! Great One you are being rescued!" Bjorn: "AHHHH!!! HELP MEE!!! I DONT WANT TO GO BACK!!"
@Ragnarra5 ай бұрын
HAHA!
@zaxarbrother5 ай бұрын
Gets stolen back 3 days later
@Makorze5 ай бұрын
@@zaxarbrother Oh no, they wouldn't do that. They'd find Magnus the Red, threaten to "appropriate" every book he owns if he doesn't tell them where Russ is. "Acquire" Russ from whatever silly not important quest he's on, then throw Leman back at his chapter of puppies and while they're all distracted, "Borrow" Bjorn back from the Fang.
@borkthedefender37135 ай бұрын
@@MakorzeTzeench is somehow all for this plan because it’s one of the very few things that he had no hand in and just sits by with popcorn watching the chaos happen.
@discipleofdagon81955 ай бұрын
"PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO RETELL THE BURNING Of PROSPERO AGAIN! IT WAS A PYRRHIC VICTORY AT BEST!"
@JWP-565 ай бұрын
I love how Bjorn legitimately daydreams about Sororitas cleaning his chassis. I mean yeah, I dream about Sororitas cleaning my chassis too my guy.
@tylermaurmann5 ай бұрын
A mood
@discipleofdagon81955 ай бұрын
I'm more of a sisters of silence kinda guy. Sure there's the nausea of being around blanks all the time but i'm sure I'd get used to it.
@JWP-565 ай бұрын
I mean, to his credit, when you have to listen to a bunch of Wolf-Obsessed Vikings in power armor demand to hear tales of old whenever they wake you up from your nap. You get ornery. And when you get ornery, you just want two women to clean off your ceremite chassis while whispering in your audio receptors.
@kurtcobainsmicrophone2375 ай бұрын
@@discipleofdagon8195the nausea is the best part
@Zanair5 ай бұрын
What’s crazier is that his daydream was screened on the Techmarines’ data-slates so they got to see it too!
@galm14ever5 ай бұрын
“NO, I AM NOT BJORN, WHO’S THAT?! I … I AM …. AM BEN THE PERFECTLY AVERAGE HANDED DREADNOUGHT!!”
@estebanatachaoarguedas63215 ай бұрын
_-SHUT UP! IM _*_THINKING_*_ ..._ Such a powerful line.
@borkthedefender37135 ай бұрын
Especially from a space wolf.
@JerichoYeet5 ай бұрын
Reminds me of my old grandpa after mistaken my sister as some beautiful prostitute. Only to question what he just did and told our dad to shut up as he tries to get his barings right. His 89 at the time and now 94. Still haven't died yet.
@sauronmauron69655 ай бұрын
*Old modem noises coming from inside the sarcophagus* mhhhh,yes,i understand now
@stoybenxi73954 ай бұрын
ShuddupBishimThinking….uhh, a watermelone
@EastlakeRasta74 ай бұрын
" is he allowed to do that?!?"
@spacebotanist71805 ай бұрын
"...Something about twins?" "YES. TWINS THEY WERE."
@alexkatc595 ай бұрын
They stole them too though.
@beetle1495 ай бұрын
I doubt it's in the actual lore bout the idea that Bjorn hates wolves is fucking side-orbit-sending levels of funny to me. Imagine being born on Fenris, you probably seen some friends eaten by wolves growing up, and now you're being recruited by the fucking king of your planet to join his army, he's a litlle wolfy, and he named this army "space wolves", but it's okay, it's just a name, turns out he's a great guy and you quickly become friends, you get hit and closed in a dreadnaught, you get woken up only once every few centuries now, and you see your chapter becoming more and more wolfy, to the point they ride on the damn things now. That's just brilliant.
@user-rg6ww6cl6f5 ай бұрын
Well, i dunno what is the source of this thread, but in about 2011 i've seen a series of short texts on one russian imageboard which predate this one. In short - @LEMAN RUSS WAS AN ASSHOLE", it's a hillarious series of tales which Bjorn tells when his patience runs short to all the stupid wolf-banging neophytes of his chapter
@poggestfrog5 ай бұрын
It's like joining the friend group of some death metal band leader themed around wolves and watching it devolve into furries
@bobboringname90215 ай бұрын
diga nobs
@codyopperman59305 ай бұрын
That meme of the kid going down the slide and getting more and more panicked
@NielsMulvad5 ай бұрын
I get the joke, I find it funny. But they are not called the space wolves, but Vlka Fenryka. Just like the Ultramarines are actually called the blue fucking smurfs.
@gewalfofwoofia82635 ай бұрын
Once, there was a dreadnought. Tankred was his name Tankred liked to sleep. Tankred liked to dream. Tankred had a good dream. Battlesisters. Twins they were. Someone woke up Tankred. Tankred was not happy.
@shred18944 ай бұрын
I'm a little fuzzy on the names of specific members of the different space marine chapters, and the dreadnoughts attached to them, but I only know the name Tankred from Heretical Love...
@Felix-Floof4 ай бұрын
Almost made a song/rhyme there buddy..
@marcog.verbruggen6743 ай бұрын
@shred1894 Tankred is a Black Templar dreadnought from a short little comic. I forget the name. It had Crusade in the title, because of fucking course the Black Templar comic has Crusade in the title. He was a good boy. TANKRED ENDURES
@knightpal15455 ай бұрын
I love the idea Bjorn woke up half way through being taken and just rolled with it out of curiosity.
@borkthedefender37135 ай бұрын
He gets so little entertainment, this is probably the most interesting thing he’s gotten to do in the last one and a half millennia.
@austinjohnson66425 ай бұрын
@@borkthedefender3713worst comes to worst they'll come get me soon
@nhatbui89257 күн бұрын
Sometimes old people want a change of pace 😂
@bencochrane61125 ай бұрын
"You have awoken me from a great dream..." "Apologies great one, but the chapter has need of you to do battle." "Twins, they were..."
@balazsvarga18235 ай бұрын
A proud gift exchange of the Chapter. The Space Wolves received a grand total of 13 squeeky toys, there was no theft.
@mekelwander65515 ай бұрын
So happy to hear the joy Bjorn has to finally be used for battle rather than just being waken up to just talk about old tales to a bunch of wolf-loving pups.
@Daikael4 ай бұрын
Or asked what the wifi password was.
@prestonjones16535 ай бұрын
Blood Ravens: We would never steal anything! We strategically transfer equipment to alternate locations!
@arkhaan70665 ай бұрын
I kinda want a Dreadnought rendition of the Fat Electrician
@NateBatts025 ай бұрын
Ahahahhahhah even here Fat Electrician for the win. @@arkhaan7066
@quisirascitur69335 ай бұрын
Brother Bjorn was one of the Astartis who founded the order of blood ravens, but the fact that he has a similar name to Bjorn from the Space Wolves is a different matter
@spartanactual33795 ай бұрын
Good to know the E-4 mafia is still working in 40k 😂😂😂😂
@protogenhorde85154 ай бұрын
@@spartanactual3379 indeed brother, they never died
@fellow99395 ай бұрын
If your plan is to drop it into a fight, then technically, you can't steal a dreadnaught, as stealing implies a lack of consent.
@freakymoejoe25 ай бұрын
They moved his unscious body without consent and were sorta hoping to just drop him into battle before he noticed
@ArariaKAgelessTraveller5 ай бұрын
Steal? you mean kdinapping? it also doesnt count for the same exact reason
@EastlakeRasta74 ай бұрын
@@freakymoejoe2 if anything it's the Space Wolves fault for transferring Dreadnought equipment to the blood angels 🤷🏽♂️
@josephmoffatt46965 ай бұрын
This comes a series of fan stories called: BJORN THE FELL HANDED: TALES OF BJORN. They mostly about how Bjorn is witness to how wolf-obsessed the Space Wolves becomes over the millennia.
@burialgoods5 ай бұрын
I'll see if I can find the rest
@Spence19765 ай бұрын
Where can I read that?
@josephmoffatt46965 ай бұрын
@@Spence1976Originally I read it on 1d4chan, but that website has been down for about two months.
@jaredsteele9035 ай бұрын
damn i want more
@bvdemier15 ай бұрын
Sadly the 1d4chan page is lost to us
@adarshkamoda91835 ай бұрын
The little group huddle was so cute and fucking comical. I can picture it so flawlessly in my mind: the Blood Ravens bunching together like little chicks, reaching deep into their lore and wisdom, exercising mental muscles for debate and analysis, before sending the Brother-Captain, the leader of their group, back with their response, as if they were children and Bjorn was their teacher/parent. And they were fucking discussing whether the fucking rip-off furry liked wolves or not. It doesn't end there either. The Blood Raven Brother-Captain is identical to a child piping up an answer that they think is the appropriate one to avoid punishment, not because he thinks it's right, and he's so unsure and uncertain about what he's saying. I love every fucking line of this. I LOVE IT.
@GhostBear30675 ай бұрын
Aw Grandpa Bjorn just wants a proper fight. So kind of these young Blood Ravens to help out the elderly.
@Ofxzh5 ай бұрын
Now I’m just imagining some ancient ass ww2 soldier being fitted with an exo-skeleton and going into battle.
@GhostBear30675 ай бұрын
@@Ofxzh I believe that is essentially what a dreadnaught is.
@captainvanghn4 ай бұрын
@@GhostBear3067except the veteran has been shot to literal hell
@civosborne3 ай бұрын
I'm now imagining the voice of Grandpa Tex as Bjorn
@coolnamebro73635 ай бұрын
"GOOD. I HATE THE FUCKING THINGS." I don't know why but that line at 2x speed had me in stitches.
@redeye38695 ай бұрын
This is missing the first part about Bjorn getting pissed about being woken up, and how he hates his name.
@burialgoods5 ай бұрын
I didn't realize. I only found this part.
@Comrade_Liru5 ай бұрын
@@burialgoodsi’ll find it for ya man!
@Comrade_Liru5 ай бұрын
@@burialgoodsfound it, for the low low price of 10 Fortified Rogal Dorn Tanks.
@joecool28105 ай бұрын
@@Comrade_LiruThat’s a steal!
@reemdemler4645 ай бұрын
I’ll give you 12 Predator Tanks
@kirbking80745 ай бұрын
Mfs stole my Bjorn the Fell Handed Can't have shit in this imperium.
@NorninTGK5 ай бұрын
They didn't steal him. He was a gift.
@higharchbishopofteatasting62175 ай бұрын
@@NorninTGKNo! He was strategically redeployed.
@discipleofdagon81955 ай бұрын
He was relocated for tactical purposes (Fenris as a planet is sub-optimal)
@attilakovacs504028 күн бұрын
He will strategically redeploy the Blood Ravens on his paint job.@@higharchbishopofteatasting6217
@jordinagel11845 ай бұрын
I feel like Björn is about to go on a walk. An enthusiastic walk.
@NateBatts025 ай бұрын
Hey Inquisitor GIRL!
@fishpop3 ай бұрын
Well he IS red now, perhaps The Crimson Fucker would be a better title than Fell-Handed.
@Lightna2 ай бұрын
Very enthusiastic walk.
@megan00b8Ай бұрын
Why is it that every time you go on a walk something goes terrible astray?
@mrbones933225 күн бұрын
*shoots Slaaneshi cultist* Was that boy/girl bugging you?
@TheBoxGhost_tm5 ай бұрын
Probably my favorite WH40k short story from 4chan. Thanks for doing it.
@nickmccarter23955 ай бұрын
I remember being in the thread when this was written. Glad to see it back
@spottedslash42564 ай бұрын
you Should listen to "All Guardsmen Party" Then. It's amazing.
@TheBoxGhost_tm4 ай бұрын
@@spottedslash4256 AGP is anything but short, but I do love it.
@codyopperman59303 ай бұрын
Check out the first salvar drop regiment
@Sigma-gb9yd5 ай бұрын
Need more 'Blood Ravens stealing X person/artefact' content. Just so good.
@silentecho92able5 ай бұрын
*(Blood Ravens Steals Trazyn)* Trazyn: Huh, so this is what it feels like being collected just like the subjects of my collection. How very..... interesting, very interesting indeed..
@zetaking29095 ай бұрын
you forgot he best part tho, they painted him in there chapter colors, and replaced his tomb rune with the chapters raven ^^@@silentecho92able
@Stannyboyyyyyy5 ай бұрын
Trazyn is then plopped right next to Bjorn in his standing corner. Bjorn the red-handed: they stole you too?
@Forestxavier2017 күн бұрын
@@silentecho92able Trayzn talking to the Blood Ravens. Trayzn: "Why the fuck are you on my lawn!" BA Chapter Master: "You have taken what we have rightfully stolen!" Trayzn: "Okay, and? Solemnace is a museum!" BACM: "And we would like it back!" Trayzn: "No!" BACM: "We'll steal it back from you!" *Trayzn thinking back to how Orikan and him had been going back and forth on Solemnace* "Yknow what, I'll make you an offer, how about I join you and you get your stuff back?" BACM: "Why would we work with you?" Trayzn: "Because I will give you stuff back, I'll steal from people with you, and I have a literal, undying, metal army that follows my commands. Your people confuse Necrons for Space Marines so easily, and let's be real here, it's a waste of both of our time and energy." BACM: *sigh* "Okay, but just be warned, we have a lot of... friendlies aboard." Trayzn: "Like?" BACM: "We've kidnapped a warrior from the Heresy, Saint Celestine for a little bit, she wasn't pleased about that, the bones of Commissar Cain, T'au who we convinced that coming with us was for the Greater Good, you technically, and a Tyranid Hive Tyrant." Trayzn: "HOW DID YOU KIDNAP A HIVE TYRANT?!" BACM: "We approached carefully and slowly and said "Hey, wanna go eat Ultramarines so we can steal their shit?" and it turns out the Tyranids can understand Gothic. The second we said "Eat those blue gumball sons of bitches and steal their shit" the Tyrant approached and nodded before scrambling on board. Fucking don't understand what that was about, all I know is that we are probably considered vastly heretical if we ever get found out. The Hive Tyrant seems to be having fun and whilst it doesn't fight other Tyranids, it does go "Don't eat these guys, they are allowing us to screw over those Codex Compliant Smurfs and we all have a good laugh about it."
@Zedyne5 ай бұрын
Yepp, no questions asked, just accepting it as it is, for the sake of battle. Beautiful.
@Juniper_20075 ай бұрын
Listen he doesn’t like being woken up and shot at with questions by a bunch of ADHD powered poor mannered wolfs. He prefers cleptomanic bloodied up birds over it.
@magosexploratoradeon64095 ай бұрын
He had a choice to make, either get back to being questioned about Leman Russ or actually do something else. And Bjorn has had enough of questions.
@aionval27343 ай бұрын
"THE BLOOD RAVENS DIDN'T STEAL ME!" Said Bjorn. "I STOLE THE FUCKING BLOOD RAVENS!"
@swolie5 ай бұрын
I was expecting him to say out loud "Did I get fucking Blood Ravened?"
@ChristophelusPulps4 ай бұрын
"I'm thinking!" This was not something they expected. A fair expectation when dealing with Space Wolves, lol.
@kodyap12935 ай бұрын
The fucking balls is takes to try and gaslight Bjorn is incredible.
@Deamons645 ай бұрын
"Yes, they STOLE Bjorn the fell handed. No i have no idea how they did it, and even if i asked, they wouldn't tell me. Besides, Bjorn had fun, and i suppose thats really all that matters."
@WestSideGorilla19805 ай бұрын
I believe it....Bjorn is tired of seeing magnus flying around on a surfboard magic bombing Fenris. He's ready for his oils and armored Boobs in his visor.
@Artemisarrowzz5 ай бұрын
He's ready for his surprise vacation
@howard57555 ай бұрын
Blood ravens somehow "acquire" twin adeptus sororitas, who are mechanics or have a dreadnaught kink. 😂
@bradhoefler86504 ай бұрын
@@howard5755 seeing as Bjorn meet Emps in the flesh, the sororatas would be over joyed to hear tales of emps while giving Bjorn a most vigorous sacred oil bath.
@giftedmonster52935 ай бұрын
See, the Blood Ravens are basically the unholy amalgamation of Trayzn and the Thousand Sons. My headcanon is that Trayzn got a hold of some 1k sons geneseed and basically went "This'll piss off Orikan. A legion of me!"
@Bzhydack4 ай бұрын
Man, Ive talking long time about Trazyn being Blood Ravens Primarch, so this history is very fitting. And hilarious 😂
@Litany_of_Fury5 ай бұрын
Apart from the irony of fighting for likely sons of Magnus, Bjorn will find many great targets for his fury. Would love to see Bjorn vs Gorgutz. Though fighting alongside Librarians may prove a challenge.
@brotherhoodofsteel47515 ай бұрын
There are no librarians here brother only bird priests who get their powers from birds and definitely not the warp
@zaniatnik5 ай бұрын
Anything beats the frakking wolf fetishists at this point.
@ianduarte19925 ай бұрын
@@brotherhoodofsteel4751 do not attempt to confuse me brother, its all space magic bullshit to me.
@jinsungchoi7905 ай бұрын
@@ianduarte1992 They are just high in Astartes pattern beers
@CountDVB4 ай бұрын
Given how he’s actually able to fight now, he won’t be picky.
@talscorner36964 ай бұрын
I could totally see the Great Wolf giggle at the Ravens as they leave, alongside the other Long Fangs. When asked by the younger Wolves, incensed by the cowardly theft and ready to shed blood to avenge the slight to the honour of the Fell-Handed, why he told them not to give chase, Grimnar shakes his head in laughter. "Now our dear mentor is their problem, young ones... For the coming weeks, at least. They shall beg us to have him back soon enough... Nor would I deny the Fell-Handed a good sport, every now and then."
@Beepers5595 ай бұрын
Bjorn finally gets to fight instead of being used as an ebook
@Grubnar5 ай бұрын
Considering how the Blood Ravens are rumored to be descended from the Thousand Sons ... but are more like the Thousand Sons of the Great Crusade era than "modern" 40k ... and Björn is old enough to have actually taken part in the Great Crusade ... he might actually fit right in!
@BrBetim5 ай бұрын
The Magpies will get the last crone sword before the Ynnari, i bet
@dannykeuerleber74195 ай бұрын
Bold of you to assume they don't already have it.
@freakymoejoe25 ай бұрын
@@dannykeuerleber7419in all likelyhood they always did
@thanhhaitran94225 ай бұрын
They already stole the remaining artifacts of Vulkan.
@lordlucius13415 ай бұрын
Cue the space wolves chasing the blood ravens from battle to battle for a decade until the finally catch up only to have bjorn not want to leave
@yamahadrag695 ай бұрын
I first heard of this guy in a Discord, talking about ants treating humans like Cthulu. I finally find him on KZbin and I find out he does 40k shit too?? A good century indeed!
@adarshkamoda91835 ай бұрын
I was almost disappointed that the Blood Ravens were not bodily carrying Bjorn away as he cried for his stained honour. Almost. The best tiny detail was the Techmarine 'elbowing' his friend with the mechadendrite. Makes me imagine the kind of shenanigans Ferrus Manus got into with his Iron Hands.
@BaranZenon5 ай бұрын
This story here is the last part of the series about Bjorn who was sick of being waken up every century not for combat, but only to tell stories about Leman Russ and that his title "Fel-Handed" came out of him being caught by Leman Russ while he was jerking off. Pitty that 1d4chan is down right now, there was the full story.
@LordCrate-du8zm5 ай бұрын
Little did Bjorn know, the Litany of Fury was also stolen by the Blood Ravens.
@bobboringname90215 ай бұрын
those were not even originally blood raven marines they were alpha legion stolen by the blood ravens
@Nobody101155 ай бұрын
They were planning on betraying someone but got too confused on who to betray so they are heisting with the blood angles
@howard57555 ай бұрын
I just imagine the Alpha legions are very very confused, like a bird that has forgotten how to bird.
@KavalryMaster4 ай бұрын
"FIGURES. ITS NEVER TIME FOR. WAIT. WHAT?" This killed me XD
@reecewilson2235 ай бұрын
The "oh sh*t" moment killed me XD
@jblockman_59nunyabidnis683 ай бұрын
Next up: the magpies steal a pair of sororitas twins for Bjorn.
@barar45834 ай бұрын
I do love Bjorn's deal with the blood ravens being "dont ask me shit about Russ, no wolves. Anyone who violates these terms will be used as paint."
@thomasgrey91214 ай бұрын
“This could turn out to be a very good century indeed” (c) Imagine being trapped in powerful machine and being awoken just to tell the stories. Poor Bjorn 😢
@HPugwash5 ай бұрын
The 40K's closest comparison to a happy ending
@kabob00775 ай бұрын
At least Bjorn can finally get out more... Even if he's now attached to the one Chapter that is probably a Thousand Sons successor.
@Sabrowsky5 ай бұрын
Dont think he'd care if they take him out to kill heretics instead of talking about wolves
@_easyconcept5 ай бұрын
Bjorn gets to repent for his sins on Prospero and in return gets a good fight, I see this as a win-win.
@Artemisarrowzz5 ай бұрын
My bet is with the WB, but I guess they coul be chimeric like the Space Sharks.
@freakymoejoe25 ай бұрын
@@Artemisarrowzzwhat makes you think word bearers? The thousand sons theory is rooted in how many librarians the chapter has
@Artemisarrowzz5 ай бұрын
@@freakymoejoe2 Literally everything else + the amount of psykers. The main enemies in the games where WB which called them "brothers", the name of their people, the name of their planet and sector, their religious obsession and yes, their psykers as well. The WB also had a bunch of psykers who were sent away by Lorgar. They also don't mutate. Also, "Knowledge is power, guard it well"? F Erebus said used to say it.
@RecoveringLoLAddict5 ай бұрын
Curse these Blood Ravens! They even stole the aspect ratio.
@Rexini_Kobalt5 ай бұрын
amazing how Bjorn is one of the few that hasnt basically totally lost it; especially considering his previous... service record with the space wolves
@borkthedefender37135 ай бұрын
Bro how batshit crazy would a WOLVEN DREADNOUGHT be?
@attilakovacs504016 күн бұрын
@@borkthedefender3713plenty,if we consider that Björn-like dreadnought became senile and crazy before his age,wayyyy early. Sure,he needs to take naps very often,for long periods. But brother,he served the Imperium when the Emperor was alive,conquering worlds. Meaning he lived thru the Horus Heresy even! His history as a Space Wolf is quite....drastic and insane also,so adding these,he should've gone crazy early on,but here he is,over 10k years old.
@brothercoconut65995 ай бұрын
That laugh thought the speaker sound just like a rusty machine without oil...Outstanding!
@HellishSpoon5 ай бұрын
Blood ravens are definitely my favorite chapter
@KrawmKruach4 ай бұрын
I wish GW would promote the Blood Ravens more, like a lot of modern 40k fans I got my start with dawn of war.
@J.Valentine10315 ай бұрын
You do awesome voiceovers, they sound so awesome. You could read the 1992 Ohio State Tax Code and make it sound like an epic battle between good and evil.
@nono71055 ай бұрын
All tax codes are an epic battle between good and evil. Only the bad guys always win.
@elchipoclevengador5 ай бұрын
you should do the one where, after a few centuries of service with his new brothers, Bjorn comes face to face with fucking Leman Russ and has to 'splain wtf is going on.
@GhostBear30675 ай бұрын
Russ: "Why are you in Sanguinus's colors?! What the feck is a Blood Raven?!"
@Ragnarra5 ай бұрын
Bjorn: "FUCK YOU LEMAN! And your genesons are wolf fuckers always obsessed with screwing dogs. I'm with them because I want to be! I AM FIGHTING LIKE I AM MEANT TO BE!" Leman: "The hell? What is wrong with my chapter?" Bjorn: "They want stories about you, I hate being called by my throne damned full name, and the current space wolves are idiots obsessed with furries! I want to fight instead of being asked to tell stupid neophytes stories or to tell them the wifi password! You were always a dick and I hate you!" Leman was at a loss for words while he could understand especially after Prospero and breaking his brothers back he hardly understood Bjorns hatred how could he? He's been in the warp for over ten thousand years like a damn coward in Bjorn's mind while they held down the fort, made the hard decisions and had to live with them. Bjorn: "You want to know why?" Leman: "Yes." Bjorn:"Because you are a racist bigoted wolf fucking peice of shit who fucked off to the warp after his daddy died, who by THE WAY never gave us the best equipment and just used us as his personal attack dogs which made what happened at prospero you FAULT! Magnus got his soul broken into itty bitty peices because he made a honest mistake! Anyone of your brothers could have made that mistake! Magnus lowered his planets defenses because he thought you were just going to arrest him now Prospero's dust because of your arrogance. I would rather deal with the possible sons of magnus than the wastes of flesh that you call genesons today damn furries! You are no better dumbass!"
@MrSamulai5 ай бұрын
@@GhostBear3067 "My lord, wolves spend all their time writing fanfiction and grooming their beards. Ravens sail through stars fighting, looting and conquering, surviving without aid and following no master but themselves. Go ahead, tell me you would have chosen differently."
@discipleofdagon81955 ай бұрын
"M'lord to put it fucking lightly I would like to kindly ask WHERE IN THE ALL-FATHER'S BUNG'OLE HAVE YOU BEEN? WE HAVE HAD SEVERAL WOLFTIME-SCALE EVENTS AND WHERE WERE YOU? huh? WHERE WERE YOU?? We have been ***THIS*** close to being annihilated so many times that I've lost count." "Ok." "Also the Lion has returned." "WHAT?!" - A convo between Bjorn and his daddums
@AbysmalRapture5 ай бұрын
@@MrSamulai "I don't want to be a Space Wolf anymore I wanna be a Space Pirate"
@wikilast99755 ай бұрын
Amazing short story, and an amazing performance!
@NorninTGK5 ай бұрын
If the Space Wolves aren't going to use their assets then I think it's only fitting that they gift them to the Blood Ravens.
@hunterjames86535 ай бұрын
So that’s how Bjorn got his blood raven tattoo a great century indeed
@MrGoodCat84 ай бұрын
My brother has great taste in post battle relaxation 👌 Also an ancient wolf finally being free from his furry purgatory is so heart warming ❤
@iainballas5 ай бұрын
Bro I thought my PC glitched This is the most amazing aspect ratio ever. I want a movie shot in full panoramic, where the screen is meant to be wrapped all the way around.
@alannatherson77213 ай бұрын
The Blood Ravens are making Bjorn happy that some of the Thousand Suns got away from the Burning of Prospero.
@austinbutcher81065 ай бұрын
Bjorn: you mean i get to fight? Captain: yes Bjorn: fffuck you leaman im joining the blood ravens
@turnipslop38224 ай бұрын
This is 100% my head canon now, and will continue to live in my head rent free.
@Lock_Knight5 ай бұрын
Bloody Magpies!
@grenadiergarde59835 ай бұрын
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@rafaelgabrielgarlinidal-bo94965 ай бұрын
You are amazing burialgoods! Thank you. Keep it up
@drysocks44125 ай бұрын
It's always nice to see a relic returned to its proper chapter!
@udp10735 ай бұрын
LMFAO!!! the funniest thing since somebody installed a text to speech... well done, very well done indeed! this is the purest distilled genius I have witnessed in a while!! aaaaand subbed!
@TraciPeteyforlife5 ай бұрын
Everyone wants that sweet Sister's of Battle touch. 😂 The Blood Ravens always stealing. Lol 😆 🤣
@imperials14125 ай бұрын
This was really good 😂....that the blood ravens are trying there hardest to keep him in notice anything wrong 😂😂
@georgeobrien39565 ай бұрын
Gods this is hilarious, excellent delivery!
@Nostroman_Praetor5 ай бұрын
The irony of Bjorn being "Rescued" and brought to fight along children of The One-Eyed King of Prospero is some cosmic irony indeed.
@deadfichboat5 ай бұрын
To be fair, not minding their tendency towards theft and the idiocy of a certain force commander, the Blood Ravens are unusually logical and competent when compared to most other chapters.
@attilakovacs504016 күн бұрын
That is surprising...seriously...
@Kabosche4 ай бұрын
This is wonderful! I hope to see "The Adventures of Bjorn and the Magpies" continue! 😂
@alrun18364 ай бұрын
Watching this again I thought about how bjorn thinks in time spans of centuries. Because he’s been alive so long he can think in that way. It’s like how I would think of a year.
@cnlbenmc5 ай бұрын
Ragnar Blackmaine should have accepted the Blood Raven's generous gift of an ornate Frost Axe; it is a rare honor that isn't given lightly. He said "Let them keep their trinkets" so now we've absconded with one of their trinkets.
@D3rpp00l5 ай бұрын
Love the Cat P5000 Powerloader sounds lol
@josephstahl91195 ай бұрын
Bjorn my brother you earned this.
@Gaaxure4 ай бұрын
Love the dreadnought's laughter sound effect, it's awesome! Really well done!
@ArcaneMaiden5 ай бұрын
I clicked this by accident. I do not like 30k wolves. I like Bjorn. This is great :D
@Jambobs5 ай бұрын
Dude I wish GW had you do whole audiobooks for the 40K books. Especially the Fabius Bile ones. Your voice is absolutely cool.
@Bagheera24 ай бұрын
Just so you know i come back to thos video when i need a chuckle. Thanks for the giggle. 🤣🤣
@murphy78015 ай бұрын
Honestly this so feels like 90s games workshop humour. I love it. More like this if you can!
@Sethamon20005 ай бұрын
This is canon to me and no body can change that.
@thalastianjorus5 ай бұрын
You do some of the absolute best Warhammer voice work.
@davewebster51203 ай бұрын
I bet Bjorn, irl, wouldn't mind (well, other than repainting). He feels like the Wolves raise him up and celebrate him too much, he feels guilty about how elaborately they decorate his armor, but in his heart he's still got that grunt in him. He'd probably like a break from all of the pageantry and just slay bodies. I really hope the first time the Lion re-introduces himself to the space wolves that Bjorn challenges him to that duel they were going to have since forever.
@H_Eli5 ай бұрын
i love this aspect ratio. Really makes use of the widescreen.
@BFTBGSFTST5 ай бұрын
This is why Blood Ravens are my favorite chapter.
@spiderdude10133 ай бұрын
The voices are on point
@warblerblue5 ай бұрын
I'm getting to like these sticky fingered larcenous Blood Ravens.
@samueltrusik32515 ай бұрын
This is my favorite 40k Story ever. I love it.
@bvdemier15 ай бұрын
TWINS THEY WERE.
@changesforthebetter71725 ай бұрын
this made me laugh thank you.
@abv91185 ай бұрын
Björn once the Blood Ravens run into the Space Wolves again: "Who is this Björn the Fell Handed you speak of Space Wolf, and why do you think i am him?" "You are mistaken, i am Hrafn the Red Handed. And i have always been a Blood Raven."
@dueinuremom50824 ай бұрын
“GOOD, I FUCKING HATE THE THINGS” I was not expecting that but that was the funniest shit I’ve read
@Wolfhound17765 ай бұрын
This was well worth the listen. This should be cannon
@MrAdamske5 ай бұрын
Its awesome stuff like this that a 40k themed Chappelle show would go down wonders with the fan base.