Warhammer 40k parody animation of an Iron Warrior freaking out a stormtrooper. Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio
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@Emper0rpalpatine3 ай бұрын
The best troopers I ever had
@someidiotnamedtricks63972 ай бұрын
we're gonna win the war right emperor?
@Emper0rpalpatine2 ай бұрын
@@someidiotnamedtricks6397 yes we will
@someidiotnamedtricks63972 ай бұрын
@@Emper0rpalpatine yay
@temuulenamartuvshin1204Ай бұрын
@@Emper0rpalpatinemy emperor, can we Genoc!de rebels instead of capturing them?
@khylerbane45234 ай бұрын
Thrawn: “I don’t care about glory, I want results.” Iorn Warrior: “I don’t care about casualties, I want results.”
@THECHEESELORD694 ай бұрын
Me in an RTS game: I don’t care. I want results.
@orben-amos61724 ай бұрын
@@THECHEESELORD69 facts
@someidiotnamedtricks63973 ай бұрын
Unironically I think thrawn and an iron warrior would both hate and love each other XD
@Aravaganthus3 ай бұрын
Disney+ Thrawn: "I don't care about results, I just want to pretend everything is according to plan"
@TheChuckfuc3 ай бұрын
Thrawn would love the Iron Warriors
@user-co3uc8vt7e4 ай бұрын
How to surprise a Stormtrooper: tell him that he won How to surprise an Iron Warrior: tell him you appreciate his efforts
@_vez4 ай бұрын
If you say to an iron warrior you appreciate his efforts he will have a mental breakdown and reconsider his entire life
@bad-people65103 ай бұрын
They should maybe talk to the Lamenters.
@shadowstep13753 ай бұрын
@@_vez Correction, he will than state about how it could have been more efficient and then consider you lesser because you dared to compliment him.
@theprinceofchaos12344 ай бұрын
I TOLD YOU THE EMPIRE NEEDED A IRON WARRIOR
@Full_Moon_Studios4 ай бұрын
Yeah, it was about time that I did them. They're one of my favorite legions.
@gameover-fr7sr4 ай бұрын
@Full_Moon_Studios do a custodian they will be better aand efficient oh and ultramarines
@linkdancer38904 ай бұрын
@@Full_Moon_StudiosThey’re the best out of all the traitor legions.
@Scudboy174 ай бұрын
With Iron Warrior support and logistics, the Empire might start winning a few battles. I'm not sure who I feel worse for, the Empire's enemies or their stormtroopers.
@crustybomb1154 ай бұрын
@@Scudboy17 ehh the storm troopers can literally be regrown in cloning vats en masse... so yeah... that should tell you enough about who to feel horrible for...
@LegionVillain4 ай бұрын
"You see, killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down." - Captain Zap Brannigan IV Legion
@ieatpeopleand4 ай бұрын
"That's Brannigans' Law!" ~Zap Brannigan 🚬😎
@flyingrancidm00nfish74 ай бұрын
A worthy Warsmith indeed.
@THECHEESELORD694 ай бұрын
“You see their free trial of kill bot kills ran out, and they didn’t have honey for promo codes.”
@mikepowell86114 ай бұрын
"Kiff show them the medal I won!" -Zapp Brannigan
@Jakkaribik14 ай бұрын
preset kill limit could be for the rare cases such a killbot is on a World for Millions of Years Dominating Life so it will be Peaceful on Someday or Lets some Lifeforms Alive
@michaelsolomon34964 ай бұрын
1: I feel sorry for anyone who learns about the Daemonculaba this way lol 2: I love how when he realizes he won he just accepts it 😂
@crustybomb1154 ай бұрын
out of curiosity, do you know any books featuring those horrid monstrosities? genuinely curious cuz im trying to find as many iron warrior related books so i can buy them when im not broke as hell...
@crimsonicons4 ай бұрын
@@crustybomb115 Ultramarine uriel ventris books
@internetzenmaster89524 ай бұрын
@@crustybomb115 There is only one book featuring them (thank the God-Emperor). Dead Sky Black Sun.
@Nox-eg3rq4 ай бұрын
Well I wish i didn't hear that either, what's wrong with warhammer writers 😂
@internetzenmaster89524 ай бұрын
@@Nox-eg3rq In fairness, the events take place inside the Eye of Terror, 40k's 'space hell central, so the writer had to go above and beyond the normal levels of grimdark to show the difference inside the Eye of Terror. Honestly, when put in the context of the book the Daemonculaba don't seem as horrifying. The whole pace is grade-A fucked up.
@kevinmccalister46024 ай бұрын
I love the idea that the empire commander guy is surprised that his faction actually won a battle. 45,000 casualties is literally only 1 star destroys worth of stormtroopers. That means the battle of Hoth had a kill death ratio of around 9 to 1 and most of the rebels escaped. This unnamed battle? No one escaped. And apparently not a single star ship was lost. I consider this a complete victory. Well done new recruit! :)
@TimeTravelMaster4 ай бұрын
"We shall watch your career with great interest."
@Full_Moon_Studios4 ай бұрын
Glad you liked it! I figured the Empire deserved a victory for once.
@allenbettis85584 ай бұрын
@@Full_Moon_Studios an actual one and not where it lasts for about amonth and losing the war is a result.
@kevinmccalister46024 ай бұрын
@@Full_Moon_Studios Agreed! To this ad all of the above comments
@ashtonchane61264 ай бұрын
The Emperor/Darth Sidious: “…I need to recruit more of this “Chaos Marines” if I want more of these victories.”
@parkermaisterra85324 ай бұрын
Stormtrooper: Wait we won? In less than a day!? Iron Warrior: Yes Stormtroope: Huh.....carry on then Hilarious
@tarektechmarine82094 ай бұрын
It would be nice to see stormtroopers be effective again. Have them fight a mando and beat him by tactics or something.
@yaelz60434 ай бұрын
Efficient.
@tiotiti98933 ай бұрын
"Weakness is choince"
@JeanLucCaptain4 ай бұрын
Iron warrior find out Dark Troopers exist. WHY HAVE YOU NOT MASS PRODUCED THESE HEARTLESS AND EFFECTIVE KILLING MACHINES?!
@synergy88794 ай бұрын
“so you mean these guys are like special ops with better gear?” “yeah.” “well, get to producing them, we can’t just throw cannon fodder at them, it’ll get boring!”
@JeanLucCaptain4 ай бұрын
@@synergy8879 And they have an Aweseome EDM Theme when they start up to! Legends General Grevious should Interview an iron warrior. i think they would love each other LOL.
@bosskaiju48343 ай бұрын
Because they are incredibly expensive, and need ressources that are even more incredibly rare, so it's less a matter of want, and more a matter of care (plus they were a relatively late addition to the army, as they were new technologies)
@JeanLucCaptain3 ай бұрын
@@bosskaiju4834 lets be real the only reason they where not mass produced was because PLOT ARMOUR.
@bosskaiju48343 ай бұрын
@@JeanLucCaptain I mean, if I remember correctly, they were created after the battle of Endor, and by that point, the Empire didn't have the ressource to mass produce them
@fierylightning34224 ай бұрын
say what you will about casualties but at least the Iron Warrior is indeed *efficient* at warfare
@archonfett4 ай бұрын
I mean not his fault the storm troopers were too squishy for the plan to have less casualties, not enough iron in them
@leadpaintchips94614 ай бұрын
Well, efficiency is shaky here. Burning resources in the way that they do isn't efficient at all. It might win the battle but lose the war because of burning through your own chaff too quickly.
@jordinagel11844 ай бұрын
@@leadpaintchips9461it ain’t inefficient if there’s more than enough chaff where that came from
@raznaak4 ай бұрын
@@leadpaintchips9461There's also the fact that if the word spreads, eventually the enemies would surrender just because that madman that throws human lives at the wall until it crumbles (and it WILL crumble) is at your door.
@leadpaintchips94614 ай бұрын
@@raznaak It might work that way if we weren't in post Clone Wars Star Wars. They've already seen that in the Clone Wars.
@gloomwoodguard95274 ай бұрын
Iron within, iron without! Now let's see alpha legion.
@montyclown2234 ай бұрын
Hydra dominatus
@MrHellsing764 ай бұрын
I wanna see that, so bad, where we don't see the Alpha Legionnaire the entire time, until they get the job, you just head the occasional whisper and the recruitment officer just finds sticknotes all over his armor
@RocketHarry8654 ай бұрын
@@MrHellsing76 you do realise Alpha Legionaries have mortal agents who do most of the actual spy work.
@crustybomb1154 ай бұрын
oh boy thats gonna be confusing...
@HaroldoPinheiro-OK4 ай бұрын
Plot twist: the recruiter was Alpharius all along! 😆
@blinkstar90134 ай бұрын
ST : you did achive victiry ? IW : YES ST : well, good ! High Command will be happy with this. You did a fine job- IW : *muffled sniff* ST : What ? What's wrong ? IW : Nothing. It is the first compliment I recived for the last 5000 years ST : ... **HOW OLD ARE YOU**
@khylerbane45232 ай бұрын
IW: "From what I gathered on your galaxy, I was first recruited, the Great Hyperspace War between the Korriban empire and subsequent Sith Holocaust happened."
@marinescu051116 күн бұрын
*yes*
@looneypeach4 ай бұрын
"You won?" "OF COURSE" "In less than a day?" "YES"
@Thecommander2484 ай бұрын
Badass.
@david75224 ай бұрын
Empire gets victories. Iron warriors get inexhaustible waves of expendable troops and.... Praise for doing a good job?! It's a match made in heaven
@mercerholt82992 ай бұрын
I feel like them and thrawn would get along well despite Thrawn being a xenos. Thrawn researches the enemy to tell the iron warriors what to hit to break enemy morale as quickly as possible and then their on warriors lead thebground effort.
@wilsonriley185616 күн бұрын
@@mercerholt8299 Chiss are descendants of humans separated by millennia. The Imperium would likely consider them abhumans rather than xenos.
@mercerholt829916 күн бұрын
@wilsonriley1856 Didn't know that. Thanks for the info.
@mrgladiator26424 ай бұрын
Ya know i expected Iron Warrior: "We call it the demonculaba" *fade to black* *return* Storm Trooper: *screaming*
@flyingrancidm00nfish74 ай бұрын
Iron Warrior: Ah, trooper! I hope your happy with the corrections im making for the empire, but now *I require your skin*
@dr.stronk98574 ай бұрын
The worst part is: this is just a Tuesday for the dark eldar and emperors children, they’d probably both be bored by it as well
@Thecommander2484 ай бұрын
I really expected a jump cut as well. I'm surprised he got away with saying even that much on KZbin...
@mcloons389125 күн бұрын
That would've been funnier.
@SuperOverlord944 ай бұрын
You know, I never considered it before, but Iron Warriors would be a perfect fit for the Empire. Their complete apathy for the lives of their own soldiers, total disregard for civilian and collateral losses, stone-cold personalities, and zero hesitation about war crimes (or crimes against nature for that matter), means they'd fit right in among the local commanders. Add to the fact that on top of all of this, they're also actually GOOD at their jobs, and you've got some of the most feared and efficient commanders around. Shame that they're still Chaos Marines, with all the baggage that entails, and would just look at the Empire and go "Fucking weak-sauce. We don't serve you, you serve US".
@Callum_Summer09724 ай бұрын
That's for the Imperial Army. Stupid ass writers writing the supposed elite stormtroopers as cannon fodder and making them die left and right. Imagine training in a Imperial Academy specialised in training the best of the best of stormtroopers.
@grimsgraveyard35984 ай бұрын
They hold no value for life that's their problem the emperor even held value for life, and he was fairly apathetic.
@jordinagel11844 ай бұрын
@@Callum_Summer0972you do realize that the imperial army wasn’t a thing when Lucas invented the storm troopers for SW, right?
@Callum_Summer09724 ай бұрын
@@jordinagel1184 Yeah, I know. I'm just bitterly salty of ST portrayal.
@cryptosporidium13754 ай бұрын
They are true renegades in the lore.
@ferrumbellatorwarsmith33424 ай бұрын
The most sane and efficient at of all the Traitor Legions. You can't argue with the results an Iron Warrior produces. Victory at all costs. Iron Within Iron Without (The Demonculaba deserves to be forgotten, Honsou really messed up)
@ul85324 ай бұрын
But if we let it be forgotten, we wouldn't know what happened with Ventris after giving how the book ended
@velstadtvonausterlitz23384 ай бұрын
The funny thing is that the other iron warriors hated the deamonculaba too and sent 3 iron warrior warbands that consists of approx. 1000 marines, with all their tanks, seige engines, 10 Titans, and 1 greater deamon of slaanesh to destroy it. They succeeded in destroying the entire operation, but was ultimately forced to retreat, because honsou, the ever smart b*st*rd released a very strong greater deamon of khorne that starts wrecking the entire place.
@ul85324 ай бұрын
@@velstadtvonausterlitz2338 wasn't that the same demon Ventris & co released? The heart of I-don't-remember-what was called , they got him imprisoned there.
@gadzilla66644 ай бұрын
And it was just Honsou's warband. Not the entire Legion. I don't understand why people don't get that.
@ul85324 ай бұрын
@@gadzilla6664 Prolly they can't bother to do a proper search(or they lack reading comprehension if they bothered enough) , it's funny cause that are the same people who tells you to "educate" yourself, sadly those types are abundant.
@jahahahaha4 ай бұрын
Iron Warriors consider even their own super soldier brothers expendable in battle. 45,000 humans used as meat shields to win a battle would be considered an exceptional use of resources.
@thecinnamonguy51274 ай бұрын
Sounds more like a slow day 😂😂😂. Aren't they known for destroying planets?
@user-sk8vc4eq1t3 ай бұрын
@@thecinnamonguy5127can’t get more meat shields if you blow up all the farms
@brandonaughtman90914 ай бұрын
The Iron Warriors would break the Imperial War Machine and actually reform them into a powerful army of unyielding soldiers. Unlike the other traitor marines, with the Iron Warriors in charge The Empire would actually start winning.
@KamikazeMedias4 ай бұрын
Iron warriors are like Zukov - they just dont care about casualties.
@mindlessaccident85444 ай бұрын
Yeah, but then they'd set up the daemoncubala and i dont think the star wars universe is ready for that
@bobboringname90214 ай бұрын
@@mindlessaccident8544 "looks at the shit sith get and got up to" no no it fits
@ikmalkamal58304 ай бұрын
@@mindlessaccident8544Their loss then. Victory is more important than your virtue.
@adannator15464 ай бұрын
me starring at the non fleshy traumatising republic cloning vats left in the storage room "man were losing a lotta dudes now i wonder why we dont use these?"
@BlackironEzekiel4 ай бұрын
I feel like Palpatine would absolutely love the Iron Warriors
@blacktemplar11394 ай бұрын
Likely because they're twice the soldiers the Red Guard are
@stormbringer28402 ай бұрын
And the Iron warriors would be praised by someone looking by malcador … very disturbing for them.
@chongwillson972Ай бұрын
@@stormbringer2840 honestly malcador looks like a light-side Palpatine.
@stormbringer2840Ай бұрын
@@chongwillson972 … Palpatine looks like a lightside malcador to be fair .
@chongwillson972Ай бұрын
@@stormbringer2840 I seriously don't get how you think malcador looks uglier than Palpatine. Palpatine looks like a chaos-corrupted malcador.
@zaaz734 ай бұрын
I could see the Rebels screaming and shitting their pants after wave after wave of StormTroopers doing frontal assaults on their position I can imagine their terror and screams as they met their end not familiar with this form of fighting and I can imagine the final thoughts as those StormTroopers and rebels thought before they were barraged to death by Artillery what an amazing way to utilize them
@dawnofwar43024 ай бұрын
Honestly though the Galactic Empire could use the imperial army for this purpose. They're basically the Imperial Gaurd in the Star Wars universe.
@kirgan10004 ай бұрын
We cant fight the empire, they are so ruthless that they bombard there own troops to get us.
@kirgan10004 ай бұрын
It was the Napoleon tactic, have the ordinary troops fight the enemy, and later then both sides have suffered losses and are exhausted, he send in the Old Gard (the elit of the elit) which have been in reserve all along and are totally fresh, playing "victory is ours"
@SamuelRodrigues-hr6ii4 ай бұрын
They would not use stormtroopers, they are elite (although they are not represented like that), they would use the regular troops that we see in the battle of Mimban in the Han Solo movie.
@dschehutinefer56273 ай бұрын
@@kirgan1000 Eh, Napoleon's MAIN tactic was to break the enemy with a shit ton of artillery, some clever feints and a decent portion of good fortune. Just keep in mind he was an artillery commander at heart and fought his battles accordingly.
@mistercmartin4 ай бұрын
I love how the commander immediately accepts the cannon fodder nature of the stormtroopers the moment he learns they actually won a fight in a day.
@hamster_48144 ай бұрын
Tie pilots are trained to kamikaze where necessary to achieve their objectives, so it makes sense
@bannana4224 ай бұрын
I like that the Stormtrooper is mad about casualties so light til he finds out that it wasnt some off the hip stupidity act or a monster killing his own men for nothing. As seems to be the case with most of the Space Marines he's been hiring.
@OtherM1125944 ай бұрын
I find it hilarious that he gave the “psycho marine” command of an entire Imperial army on day one.
@donald93774 ай бұрын
At a certain point being around CSM and hiring enough of them. It broke this storm trooper mind for acepting this one may be competant if not crazy in their own way. Even the Iron Warriors as a whole do not like the daemonculaba .As that is saying something about them for their relationship with the warsmith Honsou .
@Psyklinic4 ай бұрын
Everyone Gangsta until the Daemonculaba's mention
@macosh79794 ай бұрын
seems like that iron warrior is one of hounsu boys. only that particular warband does the demonculaba. they did try to make it standard practice but got immediatly banned and blacklisted. Goes to show. Even chaos has standards.
@Limthemad4 ай бұрын
Damn, good to know, after reading regarding Deamonculaba in Lexicanum, i already put Iron warrrior below Emperor Children, good to know not all of them these stupidly Cruel.
@KissatenYoba4 ай бұрын
It's inefficient as hell, and, ugh, FLESHY
@nekrataali4 ай бұрын
AFAIK the reason demonculaba got banned was because of all the reject offspring it created resulted in a mutant army that helped overthrow the Iron Warriors on that planet. Plus the whole, you know, having to bind a demon to a mortal body. Demons _really_ don't like when you trap them in a flesh cage and force them to give birth. So it's not that Chaos has standards, it's that Chaos frequently turns on itself 😄
@miroslavhenkel62234 ай бұрын
@@KissatenYoba Actually not, it was increadibly efficient, change of succesfull created space marine was greater then any other legion. Problem was that the new space marines were not as sane as regular iron warriors, and every couple batches, new space marine is born that see visions of emperor and refuses to serve chaos
@KissatenYoba4 ай бұрын
@@miroslavhenkel6223 nothing fleshy is efficient. Except for tyranids, but those guys straight up don't care for the planetside battles and care for the overall result of consuming the whole planet, so
@jakto33624 ай бұрын
I think a Thousand Son would be put up for jedi hunting or something else. I'm not even sure you can easily talk to a Thousand Sons that isn't a sorcerer without hearing *all is dust*
@morgant.dulaman87334 ай бұрын
Hard to say. They might want to talk to a Jedi and see if they could glean any wisdom or understanding regarding the force and see if it has any applicability to the warp.
@mariobadia45534 ай бұрын
@@morgant.dulaman8733I can imagine if one of them pre-war Qui-Gon or Yoda. Even though Yoda is an alien I have a feeling they'll get over it considering how wise Master Yoda is and how powerful he is in the force. In one of the comics Yoda was able to use the force to lift up a being the size of a mountain. I also wonder what they would think of how are rare and mysterious his species is considering only him and master yaddle are the only two ones you see Within the Republic and their Homeworld is a complete mystery and even the name of their species is a mystery
@flyingrancidm00nfish74 ай бұрын
I imagine the TS Sorcerer using warp magic to initially impress recruitment trooper, only to have some ridiculously bad and random counter effects from the spell mess everything up
@lazaroskarmaniolas74104 ай бұрын
But aren't they all mindless robots?
@teu8564 ай бұрын
@@lazaroskarmaniolas7410 Only regular marines, psykers are fine And not even robots, just a dust in the armor
@sharkside84 ай бұрын
What the Iron Warrior did in that battle, was basically WW1 in a nutshell.
@sinisterisrandom85374 ай бұрын
I love how all these different marines are aware the Galactic Empire is not their Empire but are like, welp we are stuck here and an Emperor is an Emperor. So as long as we are stuck here might as well work together to help these puny weaklings as much as possible. *Emperor giggles in his chambers.
@widdershins53834 ай бұрын
As the Night Lord says, the Empire is more efficient with logistics lol
@blacktemplar11394 ай бұрын
Resources are really the only reason they're there in the first place
@stormbringer28402 ай бұрын
Honestly think Palpatine would love the iron warriors and night lords .
@manatipowa4 ай бұрын
45.000 casualties. The Iron warrior is pleased by how low his losses were and even then, they were fragile stormtroopers, there is no way they had any higher purpose other than dying.
@SpaceEmps4 ай бұрын
I know it worked out but that stormtrooper is talking mad spicy for a guy talking to a 8 foot 1 ton murder machine
@juliangonzales34904 ай бұрын
I mean, he talked back to a World Eater and a Night Lord. I'm not surprised anymore.
@MrHellsing764 ай бұрын
Iron Warrior shows up: Oh this can't be so badddd, and they're talking about the Daemonculaba, why am I not surprised.
@henrykkeszenowicz46644 ай бұрын
I love how Iron Warrior actually won the battle. The Empire will become way more dangerous. They can also do the "base delta zero" or something, which is essentially Stat Wars version of exterminatus.
@austinrichardson62404 ай бұрын
The ending has the same energy as “Commander our troops are dying” “Who’s gives a shit, they’re Nazis” -Hellsing Abridged
@darknut96964 ай бұрын
Iron Warrior: talks about Geneva Suggestion Tarkin: N O T E D Thrawn: *facepalms, but listens but makes it better*
@JCDenton2012Modder4 ай бұрын
To be fair to the 45,000 soldiers that died, they are called "stormtroopers" not "sit on your ass troopers."
@bedlams95944 ай бұрын
Unironically I think the Empire would love to have Iron Warriors.
@erdrick86704 ай бұрын
To think, these are the casualty reports from a victory. Though i suppose if it was a defeat, he wouldn't have come back either.
@evansketches4 ай бұрын
Even if they are ruthless and brutal, they are still extremely efficient at what they do. The true carriers of warfare. Ask Horus H. Heresy✌️🤣
@khahinmetameta78264 ай бұрын
Up until tallarn that went so well...
@maniacmagge25684 ай бұрын
"our most efficient means to replenish our forces was the daemonculaba" *the imediate dread i felt hearing that name again....*
@sainttay13104 ай бұрын
“I’ve hired a World Eater, and a Night Lord. Clearly, I’m mentally unwell.” This shit killed me 😂 but an Iron Warrior is subtly crazy, so I think our Stormtrooper got off easy this time. Being in the room with a Emperor’s Children marine like this guy would’ve activated my fight or flight
@warhammer40kforthewin4 ай бұрын
am i hired or not. well I've hired a world eater and a night lord so clearly i'm mentally unwell... of course you're hired
@j_x50584 ай бұрын
Just 1000 of Iron Warriors commanders would be enough to crush the rebellion in less than a week
@blacktemplar11394 ай бұрын
Yeah, because 1000 Astartes from nearly any chapter is enough to conquer the entirety of the current SW Galaxy
@silverdeathgamer29072 ай бұрын
@@blacktemplar1139 There are too many planets to conquer they would lose due to attrition over time even if they are able to attempt to replace their losses unless it is one of the more politically minded chapters who could obtain more support within the SW galaxy or one that is good at infiltrating' and destabilizing they couldn't conquer it, they would need alot of collaborators.
@blacktemplar11392 ай бұрын
@@silverdeathgamer2907 I'm assuming you are unfamiliar with the Ultramarines or the Iron Warriors
@silverdeathgamer29072 ай бұрын
@@blacktemplar1139 Keep in mind they won't have plot armour, or assistance from any other groups in the Imperium like the guard, merchanicum etc. Ultramarines have enough political and administrative skill to establish a power base and conquer from there once their situation is more stable or make some sort of agreement with the republic they later break. So it is possible for them(against the republic, the empire would just orbitally bombard their worlds to ruin once it figured out they are super soldiers in highly advanced armour this goes for all of the space marine options besides the ones skilled in infilitration and stealth) The Iron warriors can't use the daemonculaba as they don't have savage morticians. They also need to set up new manufacturing facilities and conscript a new army, or mass produce droids or clones and their tactics are going to breed resistance and lead to a heavy response from the republic. Unless they get lucky and land far away from the core and have time to build up a powerbase, new manufacturing facilities, conscript and train new armies etc. they will eventually run out of iron warriors.
@blacktemplar11392 ай бұрын
@@silverdeathgamer2907 1, Ultramarines don't use plot armor. They use Ork Waaagh! power. 2, the Iron Warriors do not need the Daemoncalaba. They only need Geneseed to make more recruits, the Daemoncalaba was a merely quicker option than having to extract Geneseed from fallen Astartes. Also, before you mention attrition, the Iron Warriors are capable of reproducing more than a chapters worth of Battle Brothers in about 20 years as was shown during the aftermath of the Iron Cage Still not looking good for the SW galaxy either way
@DarkOmegaMK24 ай бұрын
The perfect psychotic commander meets the perfect expendable cannon fodder.
@greedsin5554 ай бұрын
Loosing 45k for one day for fighting = bad Loosing 45k for winning a hole war and capturing a planet = Amazing The only Just war is the one witch consumes the least amount of life and produces the least amount of suffering possible. The only war witch produces the least suffering is the quick war. The only quick war is the short yet brutal war - Horus Lupercal
@MightyElo4 ай бұрын
Storm trooper and iron Warrior at the bar. Storm trooper: “ Wait, you were actually created just to die?” Iron warrior : “ correct” Storm trooper : “you know what…. I feel that. Hey bartender! Another drink for my iron buddy! Put it on my tab!”
@electroeel1484 ай бұрын
I feel like the Iron Warrior is the only one that can lead the World Eater properly
@Roark7874 ай бұрын
Well Peter Turbo was the one who captured and dragged a deamon ascended Angron back to fight at the Siege of Terra.
@AnikaJarlsdottr4 ай бұрын
@@Roark787 and b*tchslapped Fulgrim into paying attention for more than 5 minutes xD
@raznaak4 ай бұрын
@@Roark787 The Traitor Legions wouldn't have achiever 10% of what they did without Perty... Assuming he was lost somewhere or decided to not care and stay neutral, the traitors wouldn't even have gotten to Terra.
@takebacktheholyland93064 ай бұрын
I mean, Perturabo and his legion did put Angron and his legion into submission by sheer tactical prowess.
@jf6466work4 ай бұрын
Loom up the iron butchers. It's a blend of iron warriors and world eaters. And they're very efficient on warfare.
@100_American_Bison4 ай бұрын
Damn he is an Iron Warrior he even efficiently finished the battle report and he keep it short and simple.
@theriveracis51723 ай бұрын
Less than a day? Those are weak numbers, Iron Warrior! I expect less than an hour, or we're getting another Decimation!
@tracesosebee54854 ай бұрын
IW: "Our most efficient method of reproduction is the Daemonculaba." Me: "Please stop there." IW: *continues*
@DahLekKnight4 ай бұрын
HR (inside): Damn...that might be my best hire ever! I think I might get promoted!
@LoneWolf202134 ай бұрын
The iron warrior realistically are the best space marines for the empire realistically
@doctorcorvus13194 ай бұрын
1:52 - The first moment he said this I instantly knew this was going to be bad…
@shawnradcliffe35144 ай бұрын
I love the ending bit. Cause the Iron Warriors literally did the same thing at Istvaan V and laughed at the Word Bearers complaining about it.
@joseestevezhernandez5583 ай бұрын
"have faith, word bearer"
@boy53904 ай бұрын
If the Seige of Terra thaught us anything, The Iron Warriors are autistically efficient and great at their jobs
@tk_shadow_art4 ай бұрын
"...the demoncularba." Me: "Oh no, not this again..."
@barar45834 ай бұрын
Release him onto the battle feild. You will not need to interview him anymore. He will make stormtroooer's look like guardsmen.
@Nonsense0106884 ай бұрын
The Iron Warrior is probably the most competent hiring the Empire has done.
@gif-27804 ай бұрын
"If you throw enough shit into the wall, eventually, some will stick"
@jyggalag83594 ай бұрын
1:48 uh oh
@Full_Moon_Studios4 ай бұрын
I wasn't going to include it at first... but obviously.. I changed my mind...
@thomaswetzel67964 ай бұрын
Kimono is still in operation
@jyggalag83594 ай бұрын
@@Full_Moon_Studios well I am glad you did That was funny
@dreadedpixel90224 ай бұрын
Kamino and iron warriors would be a karking terrifying combo....don't tell Fabious.....@@thomaswetzel6796
@elijahhayter30264 ай бұрын
@@Full_Moon_Studioswhat was the original script?
@Ideo7Z4 ай бұрын
So Iron Warriors are basically created in a daemonic chaos version of how clone troopers were created. The Stormtrooper didn't see the sus irony of that?!
@shisho_sos80934 ай бұрын
Storm trooper:"What have you done?!" Iron Warrior:"Victory." Storm Trooper:"But we lost so many Men!!" Iron Warrior:"Only a Small price to pay for the result."
@FredTuisila-yo1kf4 ай бұрын
As it has been for the Sons of Perturabo, Iron Within and Iron Without. Wastefully ruthless, questionably brutal but effective warriors and siege masters.
@Wildwolfster974 ай бұрын
I wonder how the stormtrooper is gonna be if he was interviewing a Word Bearer, a Deathguard, a Thousand Son, or a Alpha Legion marine
@IMAGINARYtank4 ай бұрын
I mean, an Imperial commander would have taken as many casualties in full scale conflict lasting multiple months, lost a few ships in orbit to sabotage from disgruntled locals, and then lost a Star destroyer or 2 to rebel fleet elements coming in system to reinforce and evacuate their comrades. The IW just skipped to the end and saved the hassle, and also won.
@morgant.dulaman87334 ай бұрын
Imagine the conversation when the Alpha Legion show up. Somehow, I imagine it will end with us finding out the stormtrooper is Alpharious...which actually makes too much sense now that I think about it.
@ajduong4 ай бұрын
This makes me wonder what if the Iron Warriors stayed loyalist and were given Kriegers to command.
@khylerbane45234 ай бұрын
*Iron Warrior seeking to join the Empire…* Stormtrooper: “Okay, so what horrifying shit do you do?” Iron Warrior: “I stuffed a literal daemon into a Dreadnought and used it as cannon fodder.” Stormtrooper: *processing* “…Your hired. Are you married to the iconography, paint job, skulls, and spikes?” Iron Warrior: “They are what make me and my brothers within the legion who we are. Iron within, and Iron without. Just like our father before us.” Stormtrooper: “Okay, that’s fine.” “Wait, did you say “our father”? As in you all have the same dad?” Iorn Warrior: “Yes. Our father… Perturabo; The Hammer of Olympia, Lord of Iron, Son of The Emperor, master of the 4th legion, Primarch of the Iron Warriors, ruler of Medrengard. He is our gene-father, and our master. We serve him and his every whim. In spite of being a massive asshole to us.” Stormtrooper: “I’m sorry, he what?” Iron Warrior: “Yes, once he demoted Dantioch, one of our absolute best, by Perturabos *own* admission, for failing to kill the H’rud. I remember once he showed me favor when he spat on me, and like always it only drives us to seek his favor evermore.” Stormtrooper: “…What the Kriff?”
@crackedhammer46124 ай бұрын
I always love how completely insane but efficiently Competent the Iron Warriors are.
@endwarAH80blackfoot4 ай бұрын
Yaaaaay! The Storm Trooper finally got a win with the Iron Warrior! Now he wont have to be on the frontlines to die.
@dariengonzalez24564 ай бұрын
I like how out of all of them, the Iron Warrior seems the most sensible.
@homelessstone76744 ай бұрын
1:48 No no no no no wait wait wait wait wait!
@Nicache19184 ай бұрын
If the Galactic Empire was half as efficient as the Iron Warriors, the Rebellion would have never even happened.
@giacomoromano88424 ай бұрын
We got an Iron Warrior interview: "Sweet!" :> Stormtrooper ask about their recruitment process: "Oh no..." O_O
@denfurret72174 ай бұрын
That. "Wait... we won?" Felt like he just wins ancient battle with eevoks xd
@TimeTravelMaster4 ай бұрын
Yay! The Primarch of Warhammer 40K crossovers has returned! Another hilarious video as usual! Please tell me you'll do Death Guard next?! Papa Nurgle needs some love! 😁
@Full_Moon_Studios4 ай бұрын
Being called a Primarch? What an honor! Thanks for being here! Death Guard is probably going to be the last legion I do because I'm going to need to make custom 3d models and stuff for what I have in mind. Though I have other crossovers in the works so hopefully that'll hold you over in the mean time!
@TimeTravelMaster4 ай бұрын
@Full_Moon_Studios Well, you have earned such honor, my good sir! Don't worry. I look forward to any future videos down the pipeline. 😉
@crustybomb1154 ай бұрын
@@Full_Moon_Studios to be fair, i havent seen anyone else doing as many 40k collab vids as you do so i feel like its just obvious...
@slacknhash4 ай бұрын
"Excuse me a moment, recruiter. I must void my bowels." "Uh, sure, the bathroom's down the corridor, first on the--" (Sounds of Death Guard noisily and violently soiling his armour at great length. Occasional moans of relief -- "ohh, Papa Nurgle, I think I just passed one of my shoulderblades...", etc. Cloud of flies intensifies and buzzes louder.) "Ahhhh. That's much better. Pray continue."
@crustybomb1154 ай бұрын
@@slacknhash i dont think the death guard would go for the bathroom... spreading disease and plague as a gift and all that...
@an0nycat4 ай бұрын
*Based and Ironpilled. Victory must be achieved at any cost!*
@the_mobilizor66644 ай бұрын
The rebellion would have been crushed in a week if they had the Iron Warriors.
@coconuttydragoon34454 ай бұрын
Not only do you have an efficient commander/warrior, you also have a highly skilled weapons smith who can even make those poor-aimed plasma guns they use into nightmares.
@FARBerserker4 ай бұрын
Iron Warrior:"You may not like it, but this is what peak battlefield efficiency looks like!"
@26th_Primarch4 ай бұрын
I'm curious about how well it would work out if the Rebellion was trying to hire Loyalist Marines...
@morgant.dulaman87334 ай бұрын
I imagine the second most saw xenos, I mean, "aliens," it would end poorly.
@nekrataali4 ай бұрын
There's already another vid on the channel where two Salamanders debate over how to kill a baby Yoda lmao 😂
@Xcyper334 ай бұрын
Loyal Marines would side with the Empire over the Rebels too. Believe it or not The Empire fits more in-line with the morals of the Imperium much more than the rebels.
@SuperOverlord944 ай бұрын
@@Xcyper33 If anything, the Empire would be considered soft by the Imperium's standards. "What do you mean you haven't exterminated most of the xenos within your borders? Loss of free labor? That's what servitors are for, you numbskulls!"
@AnikaJarlsdottr4 ай бұрын
if the empire had an imperial fist, the death star would never have been destroyed xD
@Drewski-hw1yi4 ай бұрын
The iron warriors do things that would even leave Palpatine shook.
@parkergregg93864 ай бұрын
Is this stormtrooper recruiter ever gonna get a name?
@Full_Moon_Studios4 ай бұрын
I mean he has one. It's just never been relevant to the dialogue and I also wasn't sure if I wanted to commit to the name I had written down at first. Though I think I've settled on it. I'll probably mention it at some point in one of the next few videos. Thanks for being so interested though! Glad you're here!
@arnesieper83324 ай бұрын
the recruiters name is obviously alpharius
@blacktemplar11394 ай бұрын
@@arnesieper8332 Nah, it's quite clearly Omegon
@omganotherun4 ай бұрын
And these are the "rational" ones.
@Marechal_Dieu4 ай бұрын
He is clearly the best suited for this job.
@Aurondarklord4 ай бұрын
I just love that our poor storm boy got promoted. He deserves it with everything he has to put up with.
@edwardbryan95014 ай бұрын
Will our Storm Trooper here get a Sick Day if he interviews a Death Guard Chaos Marine?
@blacktemplar11394 ай бұрын
Will he even survive being in the sheer presence of one is the real question
@josephshriner28504 ай бұрын
Based Daemonculaba reference! I love when people remember what GW wishes they'd forget.
@Full_Moon_Studios4 ай бұрын
Hey guys! First video of the new year! Yay! I was sitting on this script for way too long but trying to figure out the personality of an Iron Warrior for this video was a little harder than the other chaos legion videos I've done. But it's out now and I'm happy with it. So as always hope you guys like it and enjoy the video!
@user-mh9qz4qi1f4 ай бұрын
the stormtrooper should meet a salamanander i think that could be funny
@SaraHeartlin4 ай бұрын
the quality is better and better, keep up the good work. maybe the animations are a little stiff but there alwais a margin of grow
@LoneWolf202134 ай бұрын
I can only imagine what his reaction will be to a death guard Also, will we get loyalties space marines
@psychov134 ай бұрын
You nailed both Iron Warrior and Imperial Commander in that last scene perfectly
@LoneWolf202134 ай бұрын
@@psychov13 the empire doesn’t care about casualties as long as their goal is achieved, plus, in many cases, the iron warriors tactics are employed far more in the empire than people think, so it fits
@Carnige324 ай бұрын
You won In a day Yes (thousands dead) Oh well okay then Bro fucking love that man , lethal efficiency at its finest , Iron within and without
@iambob65904 ай бұрын
Iron within, Iron without. So called Stormtroopers are but meat for the grinder.
@widgren874 ай бұрын
Brilliant. And now I have the image in my head of this Iron Warrior meeting Tarkin to discuss "tactics"... Also nice to see the length and animation of these improving, best of luck with your next one.
@ArcaneMaiden4 ай бұрын
2 weeks later, said Iron Warrior deposes the Emperor, dissolves the title, proceeds to build 10 Death Stars, then flips the bird to Dorn AND Perty's portraits. :›
@ryanwight91164 ай бұрын
I’m both horrified and curious how an interview with a Emperor’s Children Space Marine would go
It went so badly that the recruiter sicced the world eater on him.
@paulreid57464 ай бұрын
This was a PERFECT Portrayal of how the Iron Warriors think and go about war. You fully understand Iron Warriors. Loved this!
@dreamcatcherben82144 ай бұрын
Iron warriors hard carried the heresy
@hadesdogs43664 ай бұрын
Imagine an iron warrior leading an army of clones😂😊
@Marechal_Dieu4 ай бұрын
That's basically commander Bacara
@hadesdogs43664 ай бұрын
@@Marechal_Dieu sir we’ve suffered 70% casualties Good prepare to attack
@darkelite18294 ай бұрын
@hadesdogs4366 "Good, have the remaining 30% prepare for an other frontal assault and have the Artillery aim for the fortifications to fire at my command"
@BrenTenkage4 ай бұрын
wait full frontal attack...with waves of troops...Zapp Branigan is that you?
@kirgan10004 ай бұрын
It take lots of skill to know how much men you need to send forward in a frontal attack, to gain ground. Only a fool like this incompetent Zapp Branigan send all his troops forward in a large hord, a hord cant advance as fast, it can use its superior firepower effectively, it make the enemy's artillery much more effective, and you have no fresh reserves to send in then the enemy is exhausted.
@widdershins53834 ай бұрын
That’s where zapp got the idea lol simple and efficient lol
@clevermcgenericname8914 ай бұрын
Stormie: So, why would we need a specialist in siege and fortification? IW:WHY DIDN'T YOU THINK TO PUT A GRATE OVER THAT EXHAUST PORT? Stormie:...f%$k you, dude.
@bellicosepariah66094 ай бұрын
Palpatine would be terrified of Chaos Space Marines.