The Bus Stop Joke! | Kevin Bridges On Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow

"OI FATTY!"
"...this one must be for me."
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[@nothajzl]

"now i'm a sucker for a bargain" hahaha dead

[@mickmickymick6927]

But then who posted the comment?

[@stephenr80]

thats one helluva end!!!!

[@YaNansCrustyToe]

I fuckin lost it at that

[@pob1335]

Remember watching this live on TV and can honestly say I needed my asthma inhaler when he was telling this joke i nearly died, the best stand up I've seen in long time love it.

[@liverpool379]

This was my first time seeing him too and I was like damn this guy is special, first comedian I saw live after that and I barely remember the show I was too busy laughing

[@josephinebournes8212]

I guess comedy is culturally relative 😒

[@stoax]

@@josephinebournes8212 not perse! I'm from the netherlands and I get it. For example have you never waited on a bus at night before? Then yeah you wouldnt really get the feel but still the joke would be the deal

[@francisolojo1351]

I died and woke up again 😂

[@iamurdad77]

Did ye Aye!!!

[@weskal5490]

One of the best comedic storytellers ever!

[@queensaestheticstjs854]

100% I agree love him been to see him in Nottingham The whole audience couldn’t not breathe with laughter all the way through he’s ace

[@miked501]

Totally agree with you lad

[@JodytheBrien]

Billy Connolly also

[@barbara-annperry5941]

Him and Billy Connolly

[@stephenr80]

no doubt!!!

[@303008884]

Trying to figure out their BMI.... :) Hilarious 😂😂

[@MilliVanilli2007]

Watched this so many times now and it doesn't get old, I still always come back to it. His audience also loves it when he re-tells his classic jokes live soo...this guy never gets old

[@Kevinrothwell1959]

Whenever I feel a bit low I come back to this video, it never fails to put a smile on my face 😃

[@MilliVanilli2007]

@@Kevinrothwell1959 Good to know i am not alone :)

[@stephenr80]

same here its so funny!!

[@roelmartinvandervelde9407]

He'll get old alright. Always carries a pound on him doesnt he

[@SamarIqbal1-2-1]

“That’s quite reasonable!” 3:02 😂😂😂

[@zevlovex222]

Panic over🤣🤣🥲

[@DanielSilva-gf4kk]

Taking a simple story that starts as a bad experience and turning it in such a funny standup comedy act just by the way you deliver it and an awesome accent... Just a comedy genius. Absolutely brilliant!!! The world needs to know how good Scottish comedians are because people are missing out on amazing comedians.

[@poppy5515]

I'm so happy I found Kevin Bridges. Totally agree with previous comments about the joke doesn't get old - I still laugh when I hear this. Thanks for making us laugh during this crazy time.

[@vanram8310]

in Edinburgh we talking a fiver!

[@fraserwatsn]

@Latest Obsession ken man

[@void7020]

Oh aye Edinburgh is a fucking London copycat Glasgow is the capital of Scotland

[@murray930]

@@void7020 incorrect but whatever.

[@mkace2198]

We’ll just take yer shoes here in Livi

[@karenlee-johnston7118]

I’m Glaswegian and I’ve always said in jest- you might get stabbed but at least they’ll phone you an ambulance before they run away with your phone! 😂😂😂😂

[@adambritain5774]

Kev. I. N has some amazing material but the start of this where he leads on to “we got we act together, pronto” is absolute gold.

[@konniemac316]

It took me several Kevin Bridges videos to pick up his accent, since I’m American. I love this guy and I watch over and over, to the point now when I show my friends, I’m sorta translating for them.

[@paulbyrne4214]

Yep because you're American...classic

[@nathanmahoney6223]

@@paulbyrne4214 guy watches kevin bridges a few times and reckons hes a multilingual type bastard.

[@marksinclair946]

Gonnaenodaethat

[@air9music]

@@nathanmahoney6223 next thing ya know, he'll be putting "Glaswegian" in his languages section on Facebook.

[@nathanmahoney6223]

@@air9music hahaha after that he'll be getting on jeremy kyle with some iron bru.

[@markbruce5745]

"In Edinburgh it would be at least a fiver" 😂

[@94RIPCobain]

This man is legend! I love his material. You should watch this with subtitles, KZbin is having a stroke trying to understand him.

[@christinechin1909]

I thought this joke couldn’t get any funnier until I watched it with the subtitles. “fart boy”.

[@baderchallouk1629]

Oi yuu , fatty

[@sixer6er]

He’s a genius. He really is.

[@grubstakes]

Seen u in belfast, it was absolutely side splitting. You should put the bus stop in all your tours as people expect it, it's what you're famous for. If u did it right at the end , the place would erupt. Love you Kevin ❤❤❤❤

[@Emma_Rosa]

"Panic over" 😭😭😭👌

[@ReesZzz]

You know it’s gold when your audience asks you to re-tell the same joke in future performances. They all know what’s coming. They all know the punchlines. But it doesn’t get old. Gold. Pure gold.

[@mauricedear5809]

...never thought I would ever wish I was Scottish....love you mate.

[@drewl4921]

The funniest story I’ve ever heard🤣

[@ianmcdonagh692]

You might also like Bert Krieschers "The Machine" story.

[@anilbayir359]

I dont know how many times I have watched this. Such a simple yet incredibly funny story. The way he depicts with comments and narration is just simply awesome 😂😂

[@steve-marsh]

For once I can say I WAS THERE!!!! 🎉

[@stephenr80]

when he says "fattyyy" hahahahaahhaha

[@CARLIN4737]

And here weve got a Gentleman... lost it in tears....for a pound

[@chijunho]

This never gets old. Can't believe I was in the audience for this classic.

[@Wolf-gw6fu]

1 of his best, alongside the unemployment 1 fuckin great man

[@herceg6772]

“trying to figure out their BMI” 😂😂😂😂

[@TheSexybabe1978]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Will-ux1dg]

We Scots have a strange sense of fun , but we are real bad bastards if you want us to be lol He just says as it is

[@lengthmuldoon]

He can't do the fat boy gag now he's lost weight

[@stephenr80]

ya get daractions for da jaspital. its like dutch bro haha

[@StuparuMR]

Friendly madman LMFAO :))))((

[@dannys7151]

Panic over! Brilliant 🤣

[@DunnGolfing]

5 thumbs down cause he said it's good to be in Edinburgh lol harsh but true

[@michaelcarroll2572]

My fave comedian..saw him in Leeds and had Me in stitches

[@kevinjamesdawes7223]

I used get the plane from Heathrow to gateshead but sometimes back to Glasgow and it was always a nightmare for airport staff and any women just wanting to get the last plane out of Heathrow to Glasgow.

[@ivanatetkic5222]

One of my favorite jokes ever. First time I've heard it, bearly understood him😂😂 but still couldn't catch my breath from laughing. Brilliant act, brilliant joke.

[@MichaelKingsfordGray]

I would have responded: No. You give ME that knife, or I'll take it from you. The best deal that you'll ever get for the rest of your short life.

[@ironbrothers607]

Funny as , classic story brilliantly told👍

[@loucipher67]

keep going bud you'll get paid or we won't watch

[@ThreeRunHomer]

This is his best bit. 👍🏼

[@gavsmith1980]

Brought here by the heckle video 😂

[@ernestwarrior2492]

Cracks me up , Brilliant Storytelling.

[@SternKylar]

The subtitles on this are hilarious

[@christinechin1909]

Right! Glasgow - “Europe’s mod Thor capital.”

[@rowanaboat4523]

Hoy you, Hoy you, Aye you.

[@niespiebozwiedzamszkocje]

Oi not Hoy mate

[@Doogie95]

Oi ... FAT BOY!

[@TallSilentGuy]

Offer to buy the knife off him for a tenner. As soon as you have the knife, use it to mug him for your tenner back, plus whatever else he has in his pockets.

[@jobbythehutt]

Then run it down his face.

[@soggybottom3463]

It just never gets old, I'm sure I've upvoted this on every other thread also. You should too. ..AYYYYYe. YUUUUhhhhh!....

[@stephenr80]

kevin i watchthis bit every night b4 bed n cant stop laughing thanks mate

[@stephenr80]

grandma you listening? meet you soon jajaja

[@christopherdavies1759]

A classic

[@fozzybear8878]

No ending. :(

[@Polandsyndromebodybuilding]

Hoi yuuh

[@deanmoncaster]

Did he pay?

[@mylesdean7416]

No, turns out Kev didn't have a quid so he pulled out his own knife which was bigger and said to the skinny pensioners " oi yuu, aye yuus too, gav me a qid or I'll carve yus up like a wee hagis" The pensioners then gave Kev the 2 quid. He gave the polite gentleman one of said quids, and kept one for himself and everyone went home that evening full of joy and happiness. I hope this helps.

[@caronlynch8593]

He makes everything better.

[@DaveyPOfficial]

Bus Wankers

[@ScratchyBaws]

This will never ever grow old.

[@icingcake]

Damn remind me never to take a bus in Glasgow 🤣

[@daisybelle1025]

Never take a night bus anywhere in the UK....

[@bloodbriar]

Oh my g-d, I was laughing so hard I had to rewind cause I missed everything after the minute mark....'mental, but friendly mental.'

[@kristopherjones9495]

The joke that made him. Unbelievable

[@KennethMavor]

....go look for the joke "did someone take a shite in my kettle"....that started him off.

[@scany1980]

Just brilliant!!!

[@stevesteve513]

I always thought he said "your gettin stomped" LOL

[@stephanielennox1852]

Me coming here after that one Belfast show 😂

[@stephenr80]

GLASGOOOOO

[@mylesdean7416]

turns out Kev didn't have a quid so he pulled out his own knife which was bigger and said to the skinny pensioners " oi yuu, aye yuus too, gav me a qid or I'll carve yus up like a wee hagis" The pensioners then gave Kev the 2 quid. He gave the polite gentleman one of said quids, and kept one for himself and everyone went home that evening full of joy and happiness. I hope this helps.

[@webb5668]

Pure genius 👏 🤣🤣

[@Awetopsy1703]

Epic comedy right here !!!!

[@joedennehy386]

A genius

[@ciaranaiken8288]

Bloody brilliant😂

[@mcconditioning2046]

THE best joke EVER.

[@ironbrothers607]

Ha , love that story so so funny just brilliant 👍

[@dominicwestealing]

He stole it from a comedian at the time called Lloyd Langford. Shameless

[@Le_reaper]

2:51

[@KilljoySR]

even with generated subs, I can't understand everything he says

[@Harkness197]

He's so freaking funny!

[@fraserwatsn]

well ur no Scottish r ye

[@kevincook7675]

Love this guy's humor,he's fucking hilarious, 😂 he's funnier than billy Connolly

[@edwardocumberbatch7353]

Legitimately crying

[@maximumbygraves9580]

And in Edinburgh it would've been a fiver... 🙂

[@-_James_-]

ok? And then what happened?

[@jaycuzz5034]

The best!!!

[@Sequekhan]

When you're on stage trying to tell some new ones and they just keep asking for the bus stop joke aye

[@edgar882]

The only thing I wish is If he said "you got change for 2 quid"

[@j_c2225]

Europe’s most dangerous city is Bradford

[@TheDuked]

Good like/dislike ratio

[@jonoherring4077]

I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@olivierp9159]

I didn't know that

[@alexludavertigo6926]

2:47

[@fishsticks8155]

This guy is responsible for half of Great Britains sense of humor. When's the next special lol

[@johnjhon-ef7nv]

Funny as fuck

[@SagaLarton]

Scots Git

[@GregoreLopez]

brilliant

[@dye5915]

3:57 lol

[@HAMIDK007]

Funniest white comedian I have ever heard

[@stephenr80]

THIS HAS TO BE ONE OF THE MOST BRILLIANT JOKES AND TWISTS IVE EVER HEARD AND I WATCH A LOT OF COMEDY

[@stephenr80]

Still here watching this jewel what a funny thing it lights my day!!

[@jideamao8087]

❤❤

[@MangoMousse888]

1 of my favorite comedians 😂

[@kini79]

Excellent sketch !

[@dominicwestealing]

He stole this joke from a young comedian at the time called Lloyd Langford

[@bignan42]

Why does is mic look like a deodorant can with phone ball on top.

[@neilbarnard735]

BOX office

[@paulbaker9434]

Ye kinda shite yersel 😂😂😂

[@georgematthews6047]

Sure Kevin is funny but try watching it with the subtitles on

[@regreid3956]

Best comedian since Lee Mack for me.love him.and a Celtic man to boot ☘️☘️☘️

[@bluenose817]

No one cares

[@liveitup5551]

I'd love a celtic man to boot

[@tvi9258]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@marcmassey6261]

Tht was me can tell you were tht happend