The C-Word, But For Men

[@buddyltd]

If you put poison in your own sandwich and someone steals it, are you really poisoning them?

[@burcolclone8322]

Yes, because it was never your sandwich, it was always meant for the poisoning someone's sandwich

[@buddyltd]

Mario Orta I wanted to commit poison-assisted suicide.

[@buddyltd]

Mario Orta Maybe, maybe not. Who knows?

[@SlinxTheFox]

If you did it because you expected them to steal it then yes

[@naduskey5361]

either way illegal. you can't booby trap your house because you're intending it to trap or harm someone. and what if like firemen had to rush in for a wire fire when you're not home. that's why if you intended in anyway for them to take it Its illegal. and if you try and say well I made it for me. you're going to the hospital or mental facility because in the USA its illegal to attempt to kill your self. so either way illegal.

[@lucaswillits9210]

In the start I thought “chief” was the C word.

[@kryst473]

:v

[@P4rz1va1]

Same

[@ritchiesims9742]

A Red herring

[@shyeline5007]

ME TOO

[@karilemon7570]

Same i was gonna say that

[@Lucifersfursona]

This is honestly the only rational response to learning this new word, is to conceptualize and execute this entire sketch

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@philliparnesen4493]

I have actually thought about this question a lot. Gender specific insults, and how there seems to be a worse one for women then for men. I consider this an acceptable compromise. From now on, I shall poison males that I hate rather than use words.

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@Mikustan39]

@@EEEEEEEEE.

[@lancewalker2595]

It's because women are weaker and externalize the locus of their own responsibility.

[@Nananananaheckyes]

All curse words are unisex now, it's current year

[@zimmerman8733]

Get lost

[@emilyoswin3830]

r/woooooosh

[@AbbottElite]

Nice, this is how you make an evergreen comment!

[@samvise7404]

Caitlin Grall It's a joke about how people say "it's 20XX, we shouldn't be having this problem anymore." Because it's a stupid statement that makes no sense.

[@user-wh1st3hq9u]

Lol I've only used the c word on one person who was a dude, works perfectly

[@magmirian]

People trapp killed (that I know of) •Pat •Brody

[@juancamera5440]

People trapp PROBABLY killed

[@moraldecadence3151]

allegedly

[@jonnypayne598]

Definitely!

[@ouroboros_1355]

what about Sam in those Shinning Sketches

[@lukemckenzie0121]

I’m assuming he killed everyone that “left” as well. So basically Murph, Emily, Jake, Amir, Caldwell, Streeter, Paul, Owen, Dan, Kevin, Adam, Cynthia, Siobhan , Sarah, Josh and Jeff.

[@pauleta96]

CAN WE ALL TALK ABOUT THE SMOKE COMING FROM THE CIGARETTES BEING ANIMATED?

[@flybot98]

FINALLY

[@tristanburgener22]

WHY IS THIS A THING

[@TheWorstShowEver1]

ikr

[@redrounin1440]

Not sure about this particular instance, but it's often the case in movies and tv that people only pretend to consume cigarettes, food and beverages. Consider that often times scenes have to be shot and reshot over and over, sometimes dozens of times in a row. Only a very heavy smoker would be comfortable smoking 10 cigarettes in a row. Watch an old movie sometime and try to spot people eating invisible soup out of bowls and smoking unlit cigarettes.

[@shapen360]

redrounin maybe they just don’t want to set off the fire alarm

[@TheSilverDragonX]

She started with cigarettes... And now she's on cocain... WHAT HAPPENED?!

[@dokuujin1851]

Evan Boswell Huuuuh?

[@RoloNola]

It escalated quickly...that's what happened xD

[@Niko-bf7nw]

Evan Boswell theres an actual study on that cig smokers get addicted to coke quicker

[@dtfe3]

The cigarettes weren't lit? They only had smoke effects on them

[@Niko-bf7nw]

Retro Destiny bruh its a fake ass ting

[@MegaNightmare4]

I never considered insults to be gender specific.

[@Ajc-ni3xn]

MegaNightmare4 yeah

[@notatruck2640]

MegaNightmare4 me neither

[@notatruck2640]

Ezzy B why?

[@notatruck2640]

Ezzy B that's what an insult is, its meant to put people down

[@notatruck2640]

Ezzy B i fucking love this comment section

[@casketdancer]

I'm genuinely shocked that the punchline of this wasn't neckbeard. He even tipped his hat!

[@OleandyrTheGreatDragonGod]

Ah yes, but observe the double popped collar, clearly this man is a douche. The more popped collars a man is wearing simultaneously, the higher his level of douchieness.

[@elpanderohabanero2915]

I mean, neck beard sound kinda too Calm.

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@Skrapeg0at]

Don't fall into Trapp's trap! Lesson of the day: Be nice to people.

[@Not-an-Alien]

The real lesson is don't take people's food

[@DirectorTaffy]

Jeremy Morris the real lesson is that trapp killed pat the same way he killed this dude

[@Not-an-Alien]

no

[@Jerome-iwnl]

That's how you become a psychopath. That anger needs to come out somewhere yknow, and you shouldn't let others demean you, you have to stand up for yourself, but you need to know when to.

[@sulochininaicker2396]

That joke is stale

[@Rachel98246]

Is Grant kneeling down at the end screen?!

[@emmakappeynev.dcoppello4523]

Chicken Permission don't get trapp started about it. It's a whole thing with him

[@doomsdaydanny7685]

Was he naked all this time??!?!?!

[@venixie1871]

Chicken Permission ...yes

[@DefinitelyFakeGrantOBrien]

Get used to it. Also, it is likely the camera orientation and height is a lot different from the rest as opposed to more recent outros.

[@vegatron276]

That slow motion "Fuck You" was hilarious.

[@FirstLast.69]

never feel shamed by a guy talking down to you in a fedora and two collared shirts. he's nature's joke

[@LethalByte69]

How dare you. *tips fedora aggressively*

[@FirstLast.69]

tipping a fedora aggressively must be the done in a similar method as shrieking at the top on one's vocal ability in upset mannly

[@jorrfreysert2530]

In Australia, the c word can be used for both men and women. But you can also use it to describe your best friend. Or your worst enemy. It’s kin d of hard to explain.

[@flightlesslord2688]

Aye, same for Britain and I presume Ireland. For some unknown reason yanks just decided its a slur for women at some point 🤷‍♂️. Here it can be a term of endearment amongst your close friends (when there's no kids around), or your harshest insult. I think the former comes from an ironic sense of you not meaning it as an insult so it is somehow flipped into a nice, but extremely uncoof term lol.

[@caleamus]

Tell him that if he was a failed abortion, he would be considered privileged

[@WillowWishingDraws]

“I hope you trip with your hands in your pocket.” OG unknown.

[@eris902]

I was gona say "Insult his hat"

[@ronniesucks]

I’d like, but the likes are 69

[@fionabrennan9148]

I’d like, but-oh wait, I already did

[@abh.]

This has to be one of the best videos of the latest collegehumor gen. It hits all the points of a complete story with dan harmon's story wheel. Solid and funny.

[@666mads]

i agree abby

[@MilanMilan0000]

it's Kakarot

[@albertrichard3659]

Don't you mean Raditz?

[@meeks4weeks]

Carrot Slice that's doesn't start with c

[@GHam-f9o]

Broly would agree

[@relm.5934]

Agggh I just came from a DBZ random vids marathon.

[@BrokeBot]

Kaka Carrot Cake

[@largechungusproductions3321]

D E M O N E T I Z E D

[@ahappycactus4332]

James Scott *WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

[@rahulbansode1537]

Only reason I'm not liking it is you're at 69 likes

[@Welshy]

That smoke cgi doe 1:30 like a badass

[@Ijustwantttocomment]

Welshy and his pink eyes say he smoked something else

[@calebmurphy9406]

Great video. Funny, original, and genuinely surprised me with the punchline without making me feel like I was tricked. College Humor can still make great content, guys.

[@totallynameless8861]

99% of comments in the vein of 'I don't see race' 1% asking for tips on how to not technically murder someone

[@recmuralartcommission1993]

Frrrrrr

[@unnunn12]

watching this as an Aussie is hilarious

[@zvilemon]

Clod

[@ahmedamineramdani2729]

Robo Rebu Peridot is that you?

[@venixie1871]

Robo Rebu YYYAAASSS

[@ambros8838]

D*mnit Peridot.

[@thatfoxhuntingman]

You crystal clods.....

[@bleuleuc6961]

*Tips fedora* M'trapp

[@alexray230]

As someone who's had to scan papers with receipts taped to it, you should definitely tape all four sides

[@gavinmauk9031]

Grant is Clark Kent if he wasn't from Krypton and didn't become Superman.

[@EtsperalUnofficial]

No need mate, I'm australian.

[@TheAidanV]

Somehow, at 2:50, the way he says "Fuck you" in slow motion is hilarious to me.

[@leodelgadocaula]

so, today this sketch would be like: "i will call him a ¥]%+" "oh, you mean a €#~^?" "maybe, but *]>£¥" is harsher"

[@SohanDsouza]

Well, "cuck" has kind of become a literal c-word for men.

[@vendableart]

true

[@sleepy-emerald]

That’s true.

[@giggabiite4417]

yeah, but its a little too soft

[@rachel-uu3kh]

@@giggabiite4417 what about calling someone a retarded scrotum? Oh or maybe a wonky ballsack?

[@ceptemzorpus]

@@giggabiite4417 Nah its hard enough.

[@ogopogo83]

Nothing works quite as well as calling someone "barren." Works for a wide audience and is still unexpected and harsh :D

[@pierregikh]

I love the way you do your annotations! Teach the others how it's done!

[@masterkl16]

This video was probably created just to generate the most inappropriate comment section.

[@punkandrockgirf]

Woah that fedora tip! Thems fightin words!

[@happyface-]

“Mr. Dick-Sack Saggy Sack.” “Captain of the Scroat-Boat Team” Okay, I couldn’t find those offensive if I tried 😂

[@kalebwhittingstall2367]

tell him: if I never see you again, my life will improve a good 30-35 percent

[@JaylukKhan]

Tunk. The word is tunk.

[@teel3651]

Who else noticed, that the smoke from the cigarettes is animated?

[@e2b265]

Imagine the admin of the domain seeing all these searches.

[@e2b265]

That’s how computers work right?

[@The_Only_Pickle]

That guy in the beginning is like if pc principal was a real person

[@Immajeanyus]

I'm still stuck on how that lettuce sandwich had too much everything else.

[@asuralee3670]

That's enough cabbage to feed a feminist

[@Cynddelw]

+Asura Lee they only eat male tears

[@JuanRodriguez-er9pl]

+Crefftwr They must be starving

[@Cynddelw]

+Juan Rodriguez I have been trying to convince them to drink sea water instead.

[@asuralee3670]

Crefftwr that's objectification tho

[@69k_gold]

The only time they're shown working seriously..

[@victorsvidss]

C word would be chicken, would you like it if someone called you a chicken o somfin?

[@victorsvidss]

***** awww

[@rnyjizzle]

+Poatatasium Poatatogen PO2 your username... PO2 just seems so wrong it burnnss

[@_stayoung_]

Nobody ... calls me ... Chicken!

[@nvrules27]

+STAY Young Haha XD

[@rollinthunder1000]

he's not a chicken, you're a turkey

[@jaggedsanity]

I laughed my ass off. Thank you college humor. I needed that.

[@krapiak]

1:33 loved that transition so much

[@LaffTwous]

I actually really liked this video, felt like their old stuff.

[@TheWinterPhoenix]

i think the reason there is no C word for men is that we just don't care as much.

[@MindTheJourney]

+mikhael hall haha oh man...that's not it

[@Mcrawf21]

Men used to not care as much, but now they are all pussies.

[@79Slowpoke]

cock

[@J.R.T.]

+Lucas Cavalcanti mostly blacks would be offended. smeg eater

[@J.R.T.]

+Lucas Cavalcanti sorry not calling you that. smeg eater is my submitted insult

[@PenRippyJr]

i love browsing CH these videos have me in stitches!!

[@samoneill8735]

I always call my friends an “Eurethra”

[@rexjolles]

I haven't used dipshit enough, so it still has cut. All the normals have lost value

[@rotoblade5550]

A knife always hurts

[@theycallmetext]

Call him a Donald Trump voter! That's offensive!

[@theycallmetext]

+THEY CALL ME TEXT check out my vlogs! :)

[@trollingonamillion5589]

+THEY CALL ME TEXT if someone called me that i will be so offended

[@lekman8255]

+THEY CALL ME TEXT DONALD TRUMP 2016!!!

[@kiraj2002]

trump 2016

[@cobbsta88]

In Australia it's a term of endearment

[@cobbsta88]

I actually know people who talk to their kids that way hahahahah

[@zevfeitelson]

I feel like this was a real conversation that they had and they just made some context and exaggerated how much time they spent on the discussion

[@Camboo10]

British cuss words are better

[@ethanwatson6131]

british words are better

[@xjohnx5672]

@@ethanwatson6131 non english cuss words are better

[@mrs.randommemer265]

Your a pissed arse

[@wanderingbufoon]

METICULOUS is the word you are looking for

[@kingtreedede7303]

I love how they gave him a fedora

[@jazzliaz2789]

Shouldn't Mike Trapp be in prison... I mean guys, netflix told me he was a murderer

[@McDrunkerson]

The word you're looking for is SCRUNT!

[@cobbsta88]

Don't call someone that in Australia. Unless you wanna be really good friends with them.

[@SPAJ92]

Say friend instead if you want to insult them

[@cobbsta88]

@@SPAJ92 actually, we just passive aggressively call them mate. Tone is everything ;) bt dubs, not making this up

[@drewkelly9469]

the idea that "cunt" is gender-specific is so alien to me. also that it's,,, like,,,, considered /that/ insulting. anyways i'm australian

[@PurpledaisyShasta]

And it’s also used as a term of endearment.

[@emannebalaghi2116]

This is what he did to Pat isn’t it

[@battlecruiserna]

the trick to insults is to keep them as short as possible, if its a particular word, then try to keep it to two syllables or less. The reasoning for this is peoples ears turn off the moment they recognize you're insulting them so you have to squeak it past their defenses by delivering before they can react. Or you can do a bait and switch by starting a perfectly harmless sentence or comment, maybe even a compliment, getting their guard down through this, and then slapping them with something harsh.

[@ryan_edmond]

the real problem here is that he was wearing a fedora

[@JackRinderArt]

+Ryan Edmond And the double, popped collar polos.

[@videogameguy9093]

It's a verb, dammit

[@venixie1871]

Videogameguy909 thank you for saying that

[@neptunian6226]

I recently came across "scrote" and it makes me so revulsed that I think its the closest thing there is.

[@TheSurefireGamer]

0:51...Fuckboy. The word you're looking for is Fuckboy.

[@julsjgreen]

+The SureFire Gamer No one gives a shit about being called a fuckboy.

[@TheSurefireGamer]

JuTuber Shut up, Fuckboy.

[@julsjgreen]

The SureFire Gamer you're a moron

[@TheSurefireGamer]

JuTuber See? Works every time.

[@julsjgreen]

The SureFire Gamer I wasn't calling you a moron because you called me a fuckboy. God, do I really have to explain this to you like you're 5? I called you a moron because you genuinely believe that "fuckboy" is any worse than any other name. You may as well have called me a jerk. It's literally no different in terms of harshness.

[@funa2865]

c word isn't gender specific in the uk just use it why not.

[@pulse27]

it's not gender specific in most of the world, only really in the us is it a gender specific word. that's mostly why nobody there says it, since it's far more offensive. you also sorta missed the point of the video, it's a comedy sketch

[@barghest94]

@@pulse27 If the word is offensive because it is used as a slur specifically towards women then wouldn't using it directed at a MAN make it completely harmless? I don't know, Americans in general are very sensitive from time to time.

[@pulse27]

@@barghest94 i mean, it has a completely different meaning when calling a man it. look it up. it''s a regional thing. the c word isn't a slur when used in that way.

[@barghest94]

@@pulse27 Right, that's exactly what I said... I don't need to look anything up, I know that already. Aren't you arguing AGAINST using it when talking to a man? If not, then you are just explaining basic facts everyone knows already.

[@pulse27]

@@barghest94 sorry about that, i got like 5 hours of sleep last night, so i can't really think straight.

[@randomguy8461]

I believe if you poison a sandwich, and instruct someone to not eat said sandwich (without mentioning the poison), and they do so anyway, the law is on your side.

[@Outburst3000]

Many men will die now because of a poisoned sandwich xD

[@leidenfrost3821]

The most insulting is obviously a "Trump"!

[@Ludanc0]

that fake smoke killed me lol

[@aaroninwood9002]

they did a hole sketch on a joke that doesn't even make sence

[@thomasthetankengine2653]

Aaron Inwood hole

[@aLeDeriS]

sence

[@murphy7801]

I don't hate this video, just isn't very funny.

[@watulookenatful]

Very respectful

[@TK-4200]

I need to watch this a few dozen times a year

[@jannickbremm9483]

Maybe at least light those cigs? :D

[@djones1234567654321]

wow...this is college humor now? a far cry from Jake, Amir, Josh, Dan, Pat and crew...

[@John_Youtube_VI]

This is big brain time

[@zebedeeshekelstein2754]

College humor, the comedic equivalent of the complimentary bread rolls at a suburban Thai restaurant.

[@insanemarshmellow8082]

Clod, the word you're looking for is clod.

[@Lucy-ng7cw]

Insane Marshmellow clod is endearing

[@asterozoan]

In the UK, the C-word is for men. It's far more often applied to men than women. But also not nearly as offensive as in the US.

[@aggressivesloth4675]

Bellend.

[@cygnius2589]

Is Grant actually gay?

[@brittanyp6542]

He's bi

[@vollied4865]

Sometimes the best approach is the direct approach

[@kamron5414]

I got it. Trumplover

[@TexelGuy]

+Kamron54 Tell that to the retards that vote for trump

[@joshuashain5891]

If you're gonna use four staples just use one if you're gonna use four staples just use one

[@mrfuzzer1]

So im a manager in a store. The guys was totally right. Nothing is more annoying than an untidy binder. Its how your papers get rippage. Not to mention it looks like shit And then what happen when the receipt is lost? HUH? I'm the one of the floor trying to figure out where that shit is. If i cant find it thats coming out MY pocket. It should not and does not but i start feeling bad and just pour my own money in there. Ive lost track of how many times im the guy buying coffee for the entire staff! Or apple donuts. I DON'T EVEN EAT APPLE DONUTS! For you it doesn't seem like a big deal huh? Well it IS a big deal... Its a big deal.. *Sobbing uncontrollably.

[@cry2090]

So.... It's just murder?

[@yourmajesty8913]

I love classic college humour

[@vladimirlenin876]

The fedora got me

[@Azuridus]

Am I the only one that thinks that the ad fits the video perfectly?

[@jaxfed8478]

1:14 this sounds like that part of “Go Fund Your Self” where they boys are thinking of company names

[@polymphus]

The solution is, of course, to become Australian

[@glowstoneunknown]

Yeah mate!

[@connormccutchen2720]

Claude- best insult ever. Guaranteed they’ll google it afterward.

[@nestorsdragon8057]

This is brave for an American KZbin channel, given the strength of that word in that country

[@jamesashley7767]

That ending LMAO!!!! I was caught completely off-guard!

[@kevinbacon5492]

I think the word they’re looking for is Tunk. If you get that reference I applaud you and what were your thoughts on the third volume/book in the series?