The Cars universe makes NO sense

I re-watched the first Cars movie the other day and the more I think about it, the more I realise how little sense the Cars universe makes. Another way of saying it makes no sense. Hope you enjoyed reading through this verbal spew.
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[@billcipher5712]

If the super intelligent cars take on the personality and technically the life of their last owner, there doesn't have to have been a carified history. The owners lived the events and made all the laws created due to those events. At some point after the cars just took over and carified the events in their minds where as in reality it was all humans instead.

[@wallygator92]

In Cars 2, there is a scene where Mater asks for some ice cream, and ice cream requires milk, and the cows in this universe, the tractors , do this mean that they milk the tractors?

[@noaire]

probably it only makes sense since there is no cow looking car or whatever but its still weird how there is a dino car but the japanese guy says habachi so how do they even get habachi?

[@AshenFellow]

I believe there are "child" cars in one of the movies where there are two smaller cars watching McQueen race. I can't remember which one though

[@Go1denMop]

I had a look at them but they’re apparently just small cars. They also flash him in that movie so uhhhhhhh

[@rydermcclanahan6324]

@@Go1denMop omfg I forgot about that joke

[@AshenFellow]

@@Go1denMop Yeah, like many children's movies, there's hidden adult jokes. The one thing I want an answer for is in one of the movies, there's a car with a regular glass windshield, but it's eyes are it's headlights; what's used to "flash" the characters.

[@Go1denMop]

I saw the posted so many times haha

[@eloinl.v.6700]

Yes there is. The 2nd race for the piston cup when the fighter jets flew by the arena there is a "child" car holding a toy fighter jet

[@snippet6]

i feel like the cars universe would be so boring cause wtf do you do all day drive?

[@Go1denMop]

I feel like the humans universe would be so boring cause wtf do you do all day walk? (McQueen gets to tap that Sussy btw)

[@ComradeRandolph]

The Cars Universe and FNAF lore are hella good at making your brain explode a million times over, causing immeasurable pain in your cranium.

[@rydermcclanahan6324]

Imagine going to R34 for research 😂

[@Go1denMop]

You don’t understand I NEEDED to

[@rydermcclanahan6324]

@@Go1denMop you just wanted to put your junk in their trunk, huh? 🤣

[@Go1denMop]

*exhaust

[@ethanwayne6973]

I'd like to add to this by saying in cars 2 during the start of the porto corsa in Italy in the stands there is a car pope!?

[@Go1denMop]

Car Jesus??

[@JuanIgnacioSutherlandRol-ol5ol]

A statue of car Poseidón and car angels and Ghost also shown yes strange

[@Felix_TM]

oh yes rule 34 is always a reputable and informative source. great vid (;

[@Go1denMop]

I’ve been researching on there for quite a while, it’s amazing what you’ll find. Thank you!

[@lordofducks3430]

I’m never getting the image of r34 cars out of my head💀

[@Go1denMop]

Neither…

[@slinca]

Ty for doing the rule 34 work so we don’t have to 😂

[@logicerrormusic]

Car-stro, Cuba Carmander

[@Go1denMop]

Its all making sense

[@Velka-.-]

So how did car jfk die

[@Velka-.-]

I'm really imagining the people from certain events, turn into cars.

[@Go1denMop]

If you believe the cars government, then it was Car Oswald

[@lordofducks3430]

He was driving down the street then a car shot him with a comically large armor piercing sniper

[@IAreNotaPotato]

First Also I need to find out how these animated talking cars exist- *-dangerous-porn-searching-*

[@nicolasbistikeas4069]

Just dont think about it too much...

[@Go1denMop]

I wish I had that advice a week ago

[@SR.PlayAlot64]

Terrible defense

[@wallygator92]

What if a ship wanted to visit Las Vegas?

[@Go1denMop]

Do you think they’d take a trailer? And also, is the trailer alive?

[@jimmy_os]

⁠​⁠@@Go1denMop 1. In Planes: Fire and Rescue, we see a boat at the Grand Fusel Lodge pulled by a trailer on land. 2. Trailers are not alive

[@tompenfold5367]

Such a pointless video 🤦‍♂️ Wasn't a bad vid but dude ITS A KID SHOW! One of the things I actually liked about the movie was it kept it PG unlike so many kid flix that just want to throw sex and gender into everything atm.

[@Go1denMop]

You’re right, my next video will be a thesis on Charles Darwin’s “The Origins of species” and the societal impacts of his works. Thank you for your 100% NOT pointless comment

[@SR.PlayAlot64]

Karen Alert 🚨