The CK3 Murder Olympics

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[@Valefisk]

Wanna see if you can beat my highscore? :) CK3 is Completely FREE this Weekend from May 9th-13th! Get it here: play.crusaderkings.com/Valefisk

[@lunaborea]

Long ass weekend

[@killerwhale__]

first :)))))))))))))))))))

[@pegasus_2137]

i love you you little cockroach (endearing)

[@teaflavouredcoffee83]

balls

[@greenhound]

guys does anyone else feel like vale fisk is being paid by Big Crusader King lately

[@thespiffingbrit]

*I am Paradox Interactive*

[@charteon9092]

It do be like that sometimes

[@destroyer68175]

Paradox Interactive is a perfectly balanced company with no exploits video when?

[@NotInterXX]

My god man my respect for you has skyrocketed- Reggie and Vale? Great choice. Ik you’ve done stuff with him already, but I think TheGrimKleaper would love this challenge.

[@zanmaru139]

Put out more World of Darkness books pls Mr. Interactive

[@Americanbadashh]

Thanks for forcing an upload

[@richardnixonpog9925]

Every day, we get closer to the Campaign for North Africa video Vale.

[@adrianmerasanz2625]

He cant run from it

[@Valefisk]

the what?

[@rebeccalassetter1726]

@@Valefisk you know very well the curse you have brought upon this land!

[@darkpixel1128]

@@Valefisk Don't pretend you don't know. It will happen one day, your sadism/masochism compels you.

[@d73334]

Maybe every time it’s mentioned he delays it

[@Rena2star]

'this is my 7th second chance with my wife' immediately opens two murder scheme tabs for M16 and M18

[@Sir_Bucket]

This game was a saturday mornibg cartoon featuring Robert "the stranger", best serial killer in West Africa, going on wacky adventures to kill his entire lineage. All while the Great Atredis Khan is desperatly trying to stop him from murdering his sisters. Somehow the old Robert always escapes.

[@reddytoplay9188]

and then a stupid deathnote plot arrive where the next Atredis manages to kill Robert.

[@InsertNormalName]

Fun fact: In the second book, Paul states that he has "killed sixty-one billion, sterilized ninety planets, completely demoralized five hundred others."

[@ZKP314]

What series?

[@everynametaken]

@@ZKP314 Dune

[@theapexsurvivor9538]

While trying to teach Stilgar about Genghis Khan and the Austrian Painter to make it obvious that the Jihad was an atrocity beyond measure.

[@floppavevo5920]

He literally calls Hitler a rookie in the same chapter lmao

[@nynsho2326]

The moment the Mongol Empire changed their name to "Die Oppenheimer" absolutely devastated me. I couldn't breath for a solid 2 minutes. It had like the perfect build-up.

[@anondescriptbullet]

Vale somehow not having money whilst living in Gold land is just peak

[@9wowable]

As an OG viewer. It’s insane to think how big Spiffing has become. I remember his old HoI4 viewer games in his discord. Good on him and bringing the boys back.

[@Partyrockscool]

ANOTHER VALE VIDEO SO SOON? AND CK3??? WE’RE EATING WELL TONIGHT LADS!

[@iamatrain4397]

3 seconds in and I'm having flashbacks to the Valefisk torture board game "you killed my wife"

[@UnusualDomenic]

Cant wait for the CIA or something to say "5 views in 15 seconds bro fell off"

[@Imperial_Squid]

15 likes in 6 minutes? Commenters fell off

[@MunchKING]

26:17 I thought about the setting fire to the feast one, but I haven't seen it in ages. It's got to be hard to pull off. I also thought of the event where you become a Berserker and kill like your whole court off, but I think you have to be a North Germanic tribe for that one.

[@MountainSoftware1984]

56:10 five guys? Murders and knives?

[@DustD.Reaper]

If you want to get back at the devious british man, round up the usual stockholm syndrom victims and give them a seperate aspect of a boardgame to design while telling them to make it as much of a torture as possible to eventually create the most nonsensical and mental taxing boardgame made by people who had to endure years of psychological trauma at your hand...and then get Spiff to play that absolute clusterfuck thats barely classified as a game and see how much he can handle

[@Alabastion]

You could hear Daddy Vale start to look up what mind goblin was. My head lowered in remorse for what he was about to hear.

[@vanderkarl3927]

This is truly something else. After Spiff went on his murder rampage I thought he would beat the others by an order of magnitude, I did not expect things to go so far off the rails after that!

[@jorislawant2709]

Two valefisk videos in one week? The end must be near.

[@GrimmReavr]

@thespiffingbrit GOOD JOB ON GETTING MORE VALE UPLOADS WE NEEDED THEMMMMMM

[@vincentstrangewaes]

Valefisk AND Reggie AND Spiff?????????????????? i will not forget about the campaign for north africa, but this will definitely buy some time

[@ValTheVillain]

The fact that Spiff had vale in jail, and then fucking ransomed him for 90 gold on accident absolutely slays me

[@pamelasmith4230]

Spiffing Brit acting innocent in the early game them dominant middle and late game

[@MaleniaLi]

23:00 spiff gets a kill IRL

[@archangelapache2953]

Valefisk and Reggie upload? Day made!

[@walnzell9328]

Spiff forming the Mongol Empire while controlling a miniscule, if any, amount of ethnic Mongol territory is peak Spiff.

[@kamataros5172]

Oh how i longed for the video where the "i made a game and dragged my friends to play it and get tortured"-man gets dragged into a game by his friends to get tortured

[@datrandompanda]

This video reminds me of the "Serial Killer" speedrun category that the Crusader Kings Speedrun discord decided to add about 3 months to CK2. But slightly different because the speedrun category is to get certain amounts of kills the fastest.

[@Thenonymous1]

Here's a challenge in a similar spirit of this video: CK3 Race to kill 100 people with one character, player kills are allowed, all players have to be neighboring countries. If you die or are killed, you have to start over.

[@__dane__]

Because of Lynx’s German antics in the last video I just assumed that “Die Oppenheimer” was the empire’s new German name

[@rickdaniel7341]

It doesn’t say “Die Oppenheimer Die”, it’s German for “The Oppenheimer The”.

[@tangentfox4677]

I do like how a random unknown person managed to join the competition for approximately a minute.

[@walnzell9328]

Little did Spiff know that Die Oppenheimer means The Oppenheimer.

[@puggy_.]

This is literally the greatest crossover of all time My two favourite KZbinrs ….. And spiff i suppose…

[@msteerie]

The Mind Goblin is a real card if we count sticker cards from Unfinity

[@UltraWeebMaster]

Fun Fact: “Mind Goblin” actually is a legal magic the gathering card. There’s a card called “____ Goblin” that lets you put a sticker in that fills the blank spot. “Mind” is one of the stickers you can put in that slot.

[@100millionbeesinatrenchcoa8]

the valefisk reggie crossover episode is so peak

[@mithreal1291]

Holy hell 2 valevisks videos in a week? I must be craving shenanigans

[@WizardGeneral]

Can't believe you missed a perfectly good opportunity to name your king William Afton of House Purple Guy.

[@SchizoidApollo]

Vale, Spif AND Reggie is an epic crossover of worlds unimaginable.

[@2Eil]

This was so much fun to watch for it to be something that was not scheduled

[@nagliskisielius3643]

The world is at its best, as i litearly 2 days ago watched my first reggie video and liked an it just so happens that my 2 fav creators just so happen to play with him.

[@saucysphinx]

new valefisk video Life Is So Exceptional

[@alexmichailow3658]

We're getting spoiled here with vids Vale 😂❤

[@torylva]

That ending with being freed for 95 gold is like... Imagine Hitler surviving WW2 and goes "Yeah, let me pay you 100 bucks. That should cover the costs." and they just let him go back to being the leader of Germany.

[@nickelpence]

Wait, 2 videos in a very short amount of time? World might be ending soon, too much good stuff is happening.

[@tuckertechnolord6126]

I was not expecting two valefisk videos in a week but it’s a very nice surprise

[@ECT55617]

Spiff: I am become Paradox Interactive destroyer of wallets

[@interbard]

2 VALE VIDS IN A WEEK! CHRISTMAS HAS COME EARLY!

[@nicholasreyes5893]

Double post in a week lets go! Also, a hour long video i can watch while i procrastinate for my final exam today

[@seraaron]

i laughed so much watching this i got hiccups

[@WolfesBane615]

Tbh if a real ruler like this existed they'd probably be erased from history

[@NoName-xv5nn]

holy shit, a weekly upload? guess I know what to watch while training a fucking ML model

[@P-lywood]

Dread it, run from it, the Campaign for North Africa video arrives all the same.

[@The_Blyatman]

Man I’m not used to hearing Spiff’s normal fucking voice. It’s like whiplash.

[@superbla250]

There is a goblin called ____ goblin in mtg. The blank is filled with a semi-random word sticker and one of them is mind. So you can have a mind goblin in Magic the Gathering.

[@lidltraut8258]

3 legends that I watch in a single vid? And even trying to murder each other? Sign me up

[@wahteve2173]

Thanks spiff for the upload

[@strigon012]

Reggie? Valefisk? This might be the greatest crossover coming second to FF15 & Cup Noodle

[@Jaybird_102]

Shout-out to 'NitroDubs6' you're a real one, G.

[@themightyhood5922]

Yoooo we got Vale, Reggie AND Spiff in one video!

[@Destiny-tt3fg]

2 vale vids in a week we have truely been blessed

[@Guile_The_Exile]

7:34 Actually fuckin killed me LMFAO.

[@boruchan7636]

Wow Vale does this mean the Paradox Quiz show will come back to the channel?

[@friendly_sitie]

39:11 collpasing

[@tolmat]

"Reggie how could you kill my wiiife"

[@Dr-Engineer]

2 videos in a week, during finals?! Vale… you can’t be doing this to me

[@MrSimpleton]

No way uploads this close together

[@mcsteevington5238]

Another valefisk video after a week?!?!?! Hold up, wait a minute, smn ain’t right

[@Zkeleton969]

22:58 god dammit I was picking up my phone to google that

[@enbyeevee]

2 valefisk videos in a week? the lord smiles on us

[@patriciaanderson-money1029]

Thanks Spiff for the video!

[@michaelcollinson-xw7eq]

Vale's spoiling us! Two videos within a week!?

[@pacocheung1864]

F to Nitrodubs6 and Joe from Walmart who accidentally stumbled across the cray contest between vale reggie and spiff, they must've been horrified when they realised who the other players were

[@cbbartman1360]

2 videos in a week? Vale treating us good

[@skippythewonderchicken7511]

Valefisk. I gotta let you know that I save these videos until I can sit down and eat dinner with all other distractions off. These videos require my whole attention.

[@businesspug1523]

Eating dinner counts as distraction, you should consider entering the void for the true experience

[@lewismcdermott3024]

Thank you daddy Spiff for forcing Vale to upload twice in a month we are forever greatful 💖

[@BarelySocial]

39:06, the typo here almost seems intentional considering the context of what's going on.

[@LeafyMouse4478]

Damn Vale is cooking lately with posts

[@benfleet7313]

i honestly think if Reggie had a bit more luck he could’ve won

[@lensy6]

this is an unusual tabletop sim mod

[@zoahking]

Two videos in the same month? What a miracle!

[@yes-wm1xg]

We are eating good this week.

[@littlecreature5182]

And i thought we were gifted with the FIRST vale upload within the last week

[@rowendoesthings]

This is such an abhorrent statement (/j), but Vale has become my comfort KZbinr. The Autism™️ has latched onto him so tightly. I watch the videos I like of his over and over, to the point I know every little detail that happens, and whenever he uploads I get a rush of dopamine. /gen Anyone know a good AA group for stuff like this? /j

[@SkullCrabz]

God I really shouldn't have pirated Dune 2.

[@JohnBadger17]

Wait a second, this doesn't look like Campaign for North Africa!

[@newburntoast9003]

Hey vale you should try the 5d chess with multiverse time travel it would be a “great” time for everyone involved

[@danielyoutubechannel407]

play 5d chess with multiverse time travel

[@ensho1]

Wait 2 Videos in a week? Who are you and what did you do to the funny speedchievement guy?

[@Kaadjoisanavaliwithtoomuchtime]

two videos in a week? vale is giving us a god's feast!

[@dontshootmex5588]

Another video already? It hasn't even been two months yet!

[@CharlieJParker]

do not engage with the blue man

[@colemanjunior9773]

Where’s CNA, Vale. We know you’re hiding it from us.

[@coriae]

vale and the gang should play Subterfuge

[@TheVincenzoGaming]

'zero excuse not to give it a try' I think already owning the game is a pretty good excuse

[@Le_cringe125]

2 in a week, we're getting on a big hiatus now, aren't we?

[@CrimsonHeart187]

thanks for posting today vale now stop so i can sleep

[@dylaxiusmccoy]

The fact that Paul "Ghengis Khan" Atreides only got about 50 more kills than "Some crazy guy in Africa" is honestly a glowing endorsement of Vale's R&D department.

[@DanishMicheal]

It really is

[@PineappleLiar]

Not to mention that’s also on top of said Atreides actively trying to stop the murdering. Also I think if you murder someone for the sole reason that you want to kill them before someone else, I think that should at least tangentially count as the other person’s murder

[@FloridianFool]

But it’s death, destroyer of worlds!

[@mk_gamíng0609]

@@PineappleLiar tbf Atreides died early, I think spiff would of ran away with a even greater lead if he lived just a bit longer

[@Zarek-fl5io]

No he didn't die too early, Robert just live for a very long time for the period ​@@mk_gamíng0609

[@kitchengun1175]

Father is feeding us puny basement dwellers well this month, all hail

[@Ptr-ck7if]

3 cheers for spiff

[@dr.turtle5097]

hipp hipp

[@jackg2568]

​@@dr.turtle5097HOORAY

[@DropkickedBarracuda]

hipp hipp

[@sanddry738]

@@DropkickedBarracudaHOORAY!

[@Solll0]

The Valefisk R&D department is proud of it's contribution to the effort.

[@jan_harald]

honestly came quite close to winning, if only spiff wasn't actively trying to kill him he may have managed to squeeze out a victory even

[@duckling3615]

@@jan_harald What??? He had another 50 people to kill and was 68. There was no way. Also, Spiff had the better strategy, just the worse luck with that early death.

[@onespiker]

@@jan_harald to be fair that spiff character died mid way is also rng. Vale meanwhile got to have his character resurected. He would have had a far higher kill count otherwise. He also was like 60 kills of before spiff involved himself.

[@republicradio431]

japanese unit 731 be like

[@bugmoon1939]

@@jan_harald Really if you think about it, Spiff broke the like, one rule they made doing that lmao. Since he executed valefisk. Though it was funny so fair move on his part.

[@redvorno]

There should be a chance for "exotic carpet" event to actually be just a random event where you can get an exotic carpet, because otherwise it is just a dead giveaway that you are being murdered by someone. It needs to cause MORE PARANOIA

[@sanddry738]

Honestly that’d be hilarious. Genuinely should be a thing

[@alexcrazy1492]

Like a 1/20 chance

[@PointsofData]

​​@@alexcrazy1492 I'd say 40% chance, unless this game works on the statistical probability of Pokemon, in which case it should be 90% chance to happen so it never happens.

[@ej7416]

I run an online ttrpg based on CK3 where each player is a monarch of a country and I love to send the players exotic carpets in order to induce paranoia

[@sandpaperashands4106]

@@ej7416 What is the name of this game??