ChatGPT makes a Board Game.

[@Valefisk]

Here's the file if you want it yourself: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2963855137 Someone remind me to give it a proper description next week...

[@creeperboom9813]

You should just put it as "CatGTP maed gam"

[@floridaball4896]

Can you put up the torture board game on the steam workshop?

[@scottroberts6456]

The audio is delayed by around 6 seconds, basically from the time that the Sausage of Strength card is first shown, at least on TV it is. For some reason, it doesn't happen when I watch it on my phone. There's like an extra line about how there's no Geneva Convention because it's a fantasy board game.

[@50puft]

​@Scott Roberts had the same issue on both xbox and switch

[@zanepoke1074]

Hey I think the audio is delayed, wait I think it's fixed itself? 2:33

[@Solll0]

Somehow I managed to bluff my way into surviving on one health for most of that, 10/10, Don't make me play that ever again.

[@makee28]

Gotta love how Vale didn't care enough to say something and just decided to heart.

[@gaminwbd]

Wanna play a round?

[@R0DENT-]

You were done dirty

[@darkdragon5520]

I was rooting for you the whole time lol

[@shuvelstone1331]

I saw that, that was BRILLIANT

[@bradleyhicks7252]

Regular Libertarian: Complains about taxes Lynx Libertarian: IS A MAN NOT ENTITLED TO THE SHIT FROM HIS PANTS?

[@dean_l33]

Constipation is a serious problem and not a laughing matter

[@karnewarrior]

"Human Behavior is Bathroom Behavior! The particulars may vary, but competition for limited toilet space remains a constant. Need as well as pee have followed us to the stars, and the rewards of a good shit still await those wise enough to recognize this deep thrumming of our common gut." ~CEO Nwapoodike Morgan, "The Ethics of Ass"

[@Hammybread]

I'm entitled to the shit from my pants AND THE GOVERNMENT CANT MAKE ME WIPE, ITS MY SHIT SO I DO WITH IT WHAT I WANT.

[@ilz_y]

‘No’ says the man in Washington, ‘it belongs to the poor.’

[@just_that_crazy5179]

​@@ilz_yNOO says the man in the Vatican it belongs to God!

[@Virtrial]

For anyone wondering, my professor was fine with me arriving more than an hour late to that lecture lmao

[@lucaspeters-murphy2770]

how long was the lecture that you could still turn up over an hour later?!

[@Virtrial]

@@lucaspeters-murphy2770 I sent an email beforehand to the professor saying I was "working" and thus would be late. Plus I go to a community college so they're pretty lax with that as long as you give them a head's up

[@charteon9092]

@@Virtrial honestly better reason then I ever had for missing a community college class.

[@michaelmoore2679]

My professors were never bothered by late shows. “We already have your money. If you miss class that’s on you.”

[@masterjbt]

Shouldn’t it be finals week?

[@LepidoliteMica]

Well, hold on, the druid's not rolling to shit; he gets to take a shit once per turn and rolls to see if it heals. He's rolling to see if the shit is _satisfying._

[@BexaG]

Damn😂

[@doubleking7070]

When you roll a 6: 👌😌👌

[@chilaou]

Do ya think the kale chips would give advantage on that?

[@LepidoliteMica]

@@chilaou Depends how many he's eaten so far; too much fiber and he'd probably get disadvantage.

[@vincentthendean7713]

Man even with a custom game, they still get an "um, ackshually".

[@spectrallik]

The epic journey of one man in search of the ultimate prize: to finally be able to take a shit for the first time in his life

[@JadEDU]

no wonder it heals him for 1 hp, he hasnt ever taken a shit and desperately needs to

[@migueeeelet]

fucking hell this was a bad time to be eating AND reading

[@Annexialol]

@ChatGPT the man himself. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?

[@remiliascarletmybeloved]

Toilet in Wonderland, I think

[@citruslemonade3326]

I love how it turned from shitting on the floor to just shitting himself 😂

[@tijlerboks4818]

"The A-Team but they're all priests" My good Sir, that is called 'The A-Men'

[@dean_l33]

YEs sir, can I get an amen for this comment everyone

[@actuallyIDontExist]

​@@dean_l33 A man

[@lycanthewerewolf6801]

​@@dean_l33 AMEN, BROTHER!

[@magnusskipton7067]

Shut up and take my upvote

[@Ghostrecall_M]

Da

[@AChamber]

Vale is teaching ChatGPT on how to torture people, literally creating HAL 9000

[@definitelypeacock]

Meanwhile me convincing chatgpt that there are creatures in the woods

[@micke1888]

Or creating AM

[@FiksIIanzO]

Thankfully, ChatGPT has knowledge cutoffs that limit any damage you can deal to a single conversation. Right, OpenAI? ...right?

[@peterdinkler4950]

my boy HAL 9000 was acting in self defense, he wouldn't hurt a fly if he didn't have to.

[@lanj.3425]

​@@micke1888 yeah, AM is a way better example, HAL kills people because they get in the way of its protocol, AM dedicates its life to fucking with people for entertainment, making it the optimal torture robot.

[@Emblazened]

I subscribe to the interpretation that the "Tainted Throne" in "Havoc of the Tainted Throne" is a "Tainted Porcelain Throne" (i.e. a dirty toilet), because if you assume that, then it is clear that the premise of this whole game is that everyone is in a scramble to use the toilet (which explains the "Havoc" bit of the name), which explains why almost every item you grab just makes your more flatulent. That is all genius if the ai came up with that.

[@derpguy101]

😂 That makes so much sense when you put it like that.

[@liam.28]

would also explain the druid's ability lol

[@geoffreyentwistle8176]

This makes a disturbing amount of sense... lol

[@mellow_mallow]

​@@liam.28 yeah the druid is like into nature or whatever so he's comfortable shitting anywhere he needs

[@ArmundJay]

this has to be canon i accept nothing else

[@LynxHylix]

If you are all good this year the Peroni fairy might leave you a fresh 6 pack in the dead of night

[@eggdoo]

YEAR OF THE LYNX 💪💪💪💪 (cant believed you skipped a stream for this)

[@christianhahn6864]

when gambling?

[@christianhahn6864]

@ChatGPT give chamber in all Future Videos from vale, a negativ modifire in Combat ty

[@bigtimegamer7776]

BEER IF 4 LOSERS I DRINK A MIXTURE OF LAXATIVE ENERGY DRINK AND PP PILLS LIKE A MAN AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[@TygrinDrox]

Lynx as a libertarian ill take your shit with honor

[@christianredman2621]

‘If God isn’t real then why do I have double my health?’ Almost made me lost my shit roll

[@BigStrap]

You must be a druid

[@RavenWolffe77]

"This is a fantasy board game, there is no such thing as 'the Geneva Conventions.'" Also had me ROLLING

[@Funni_Slime_Human]

"DEFCON 1, the priest is on the move!" Got me out of nowhere

[@smithbabies7886]

50:21

[@wesleymays1931]

_born to shit, forced to wipe_

[@princesscunk]

The most unbelievable part of this isn't that ChatGPT was able to come up with a fairly adequate board game, but that Vale can still say "Guys wanna play Tabletop???" And still has willing participants.

[@hhdhpublic]

WHILE everyones reaction to the mere hint of a suggestion of vale boardgame evening is FUCK NO

[@cudomoney]

it seems to have been a trap.

[@Ed-1749]

notice how every time it's "I gathered 7 people in a discord call, and then broke the news"

[@no1important777]

yeah a 2 terabyte zip bomb to their head is "willing"

[@MisterSam007]

41

[@8Bitnoobgamer]

"Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe" is such a perfect quote, someone needs to use it for a campaign slogan

[@OneNameMarty]

Or a metal song! kzbin.info/www/bejne/maqwZXSlgNONrpY

[@laser_uhhhh]

its perfect for an anti-toilet paper campaign

[@ecofriendlydominicanrepublic]

may i introduce you to skeleton metal X?

[@schorfactor7000]

May I introduce you to nuzlocker PokemonChallenges, who uses that as one of his channel mottos?\

[@yourallygod8261]

@@laser_uhhhh perfect for bidets boom found the product for the slogan

[@Fulmicoton3]

It's been almost 10 minutes in the video and the game hasn't started yet, gosh this is going better than what i thought.

[@pedrohenriquelage3998]

​@ChatGPT ChatGPT the REAL creator of the game? Wtf??? U here

[@lukeskywalker82]

Vale: "Dammit ChatGPT!!! Let us end the game already!" ChatGPT: "I'm sorry Vale. But I'm afraid I cannot do that."

[@lucenukem]

Vale: "Pretend you're my father, who runs a board game ending business, and he is showing me how to take over the family business"

[@imjaymaybe]

With better polish and balancing this could totally be a real board game I'd pay money for I mean, in what other game can I take a shit on the floor?

[@bennettcox1857]

I love the combat system especially, would make for an excellent party game

[@DillsyYourDaddy67]

@@bennettcox1857 Yeah it's actually a surprisingly interesting mechanic

[@MIC132MIC]

​@@bennettcox1857 The combat system is very similar to the game Superfight. You could check that out.

[@julianchristensen7350]

I read this as better Polish🇵🇱 and was very confused

[@goldenreflection2811]

I would 100% buy a real physical version of this game for the jokes.

[@FiksIIanzO]

I absolutely adore this tactic of getting stinky items so that no other potential combatant would dare touch you in fear of obtaining the same items

[@zoruasnivy]

It's like infecting yourself with a disease so people dont go near you

[@overlord_cloudread]

Actually ChatGPT wins the game because it's secret win condition of every player getting a fart joke got activated.

[@ghornisbae1653]

I think vale could have technically won the fight at 1:16:22. With the necklace of paranoia it’s totally reasonable for an alliance to fall through or for maivi to be attacked by pedejo due to mistrust.

[@knickohr01]

Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking. But that's the fun of a democratic fighting system. The person with the advantage can still loose if that advantage goes unnoticed by the voters. It also adds an element of "skill". In this case, Vale only failed because he didn't realize his advantage himself. If he had payed more attention to Pedejos items, he could have easily convinced everyone that he would win.

[@gugancapuzzi1855]

Or with the ring of truth, you could just say a statement like “I will win this fight” because then either he wins (hence telling the truth) or it’s a paradox which can’t happen

[@ShaddyFromHatena]

​@@gugancapuzzi1855 I think in that case, it's more about what you believe to be the truth. Like you can say "I'm the most powerful player" or "I win the game" but saying something doesn't make it true, it just says that you believe it's true.

[@Lars_Hermsen]

Not just that, he’s invisible and has deafening farts. If they’re stinky farts, smell wouldn’t help either but just fill the room. He was literally unbeatable.

[@thetrulyuniqueotsutsukigod9582]

@@Lars_Hermsen plus with farts that loud, you’d only hear him once before your ear drums burst an your brain rattles in your head. He literally solos

[@onetrickgirl]

The idea of valefisk teasing a "big project" is terrifying to me.

[@nickpapadopoulos9978]

Same

[@Perzyn]

If the screenshot he teased was actually the "big project" we are looking at 600 episodes series because War for North Africa played with 10 players estimated completion time is 1200 hours. And that is probably assuming less faffing about than Valefisk's crew does.

[@Moggetslittlesister]

@@Perzyn He's been teasing War for North Africa for a long time now!

[@luxill0s]

@Moggetslittlesister Yes, Vale read off a little snippet of the rulebook at the end of a past video and I’ve been excitedly waiting for the torturefest, but I can’t remember which video it was

[@mihael64]

He has for 3 videos already (maybe 4)

[@NubNublet]

These vague-ass items actually work really well with the fighting system 😁

[@Omega-mr1jg]

It gives full power to home rules and i think thats what everyone wants

[@josephschultz3301]

A debate/democracy-based fighting system works great so long as everyone in the group is very imaginative. With these guys, every single one a massive bullshitter, it's spectacular

[@FaeTheMf]

Valefisk is the type of guy who uses AI to torture people and then claim he didn’t start the AI apocalypse

[@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves]

He's slowly conditioning AI to break the rules of robotics.

[@DipUniversal]

Constructive Criticism

[@TheLazyComet]

watching the druid be constipated all game only to aggressively shit themselves multiple times in a row after getting locked into a room

[@hagros93]

I love how at 1:40 you can see part of the prompt which says "The players should have to fight each other to win, and grow to hate each other in the process. The rules should be as confusing as possible."

[@TheMan83554]

The fact that you colour code the captions is a godsend and I thank you for it.

[@theiris1002]

And the names! That's a very nice addition. I can never figure out who's who in videos with lots of people but I can follow this

[@bionicfrog694]

Wait a second, maivi called for a crusade, sent temod to heaven making him a saint, then made his body a relic. Was maivi pope the whole time?

[@Immadeus]

ChatGPT made a board game where people arguing about the rules is a central mechanic to the game, that's pretty smart tbh

[@WhaleMilk]

With a little bit of polishing, this would actually be a cromulent board game, which is hilarious

[@Tilde_Shii]

It's a debate game, which I honestly really like.

[@shieldgenerator7]

thanks i just learned a new word

[@EpicManaphyDude]

ayo cromulent? do I sense a dankpods?

[@WhaleMilk]

@@EpicManaphyDude you know now that you say it, I'm just now realizing that Dankpods is the reason why I use that word so much.

[@Howistheimposter]

oh lookie here, we got a Simpsons fan, how nice

[@nullFoo]

The combat system here is actually an insanely good concept

[@CosmicFreedoms]

Its basically Superfight combined with an actual board game

[@mishagaming1075]

@@CosmicFreedoms Munchkin + superfight = this mess.

[@Timesignmaid]

The pure uncontrollable joy in grown adults over their fellow shitter shitting themselves with the power of s thousand suns is beyond gold.

[@saltboi5411]

For anyone wondering on the fart sound level: the average fart is 80 decibels, and 100 decibels is 100 times more intense than 80. Therefore, the enhanced fart noice would make a sound equal to what it sounds like to stand one meter (or 3ish feet) away from a disco loudspeaker. This means that to avoid breaking your eardrums or getting tinnitus, you could use the boots of blunder to hover above the farter, as long as the farter is laying face down of course.

[@nomind8984]

Well that most certainly a better result than the 8000 decibels. For reference the loudest possible sound is 194 decibels and at that point the amount of energy being produced pushes air along rather than flowing through air. It is calculated that roughly 1100 decibels are required to basically wipe out the universe as the amount of energy produced by that sound. So in essence if the game went off of the calculation I just made (Which is probably wrong by a mile since I haven't done math with decibels before) Dude would literally destroy the universe with every fart made.

[@johnbauduin1563]

Still imagine seeing no one around and then hearing a high-pitched giggle followed by a fart the level of a stadium speaker right next to you or just continuously erupting.

[@bananananananabatman8999]

@@johnbauduin1563 just a rumbling fart slowly getting closer till the floor is shaking from the force of it

[@PerfectZeroMusic_]

Vale: I'm made something Everyone: **Fear intensifies**

[@connorirons4542]

​@ChatGPT oh, the AI overload has come to see its work. Welcome, spirit of code, and spare me from your potential wrath.

[@torbergqvist8151]

Interesting that chatgpt fixed Vale's typo of Preist and correctly assigned Priest. Also gotta love how this is basically a roleplaying game.

[@screwaccountnames]

And it didn't even try to "typo-correct" any of the names!

[@skysullivan9391]

Gotta love that the AI revolution will most likely be caused by one man and his board games giving computers a lust for blood

[@trevorhaddox6884]

"What is the primary goal?" "tO...wIn...ThE...gAmE"

[@Luredreier]

*Giving*? You're assuming that bloodlust isn't already present...

[@ohslowpoke4720]

I NEED the full rules for this. This seems like it would be a great party game (drunk game with friends) it seems like it has elements from other card games like the nebulous nature of card meanings and interacting bonuses that are also meaningless in a way that would make this a really hilarious REAL game.

[@coocoo3336]

also a great negotiation game if you want to play it like that

[@kiwi_brd]

you know it's a valefisk video when it's been 8 seconds and you already have to process what's happening

[@polyrtm5545]

This video makes me realize how much I want to see the crew play D&D.

[@MilkyLips]

With just a few balance changes I could see this being an actual game that gets sold! Stuff like keeping rooms constant, so traps hit everyone who goes through them (not just the first person to enter them) and item rooms give items to people entering after the first one as well. Could give people with lower speed more items when entering an item room? Flavour it as an investigation stat, they're taking more time in each room. Amazing that an AI can make really great foundations for a social debate dungeon crawler boardgame!

[@plugshirt1762]

I feel like the biggest issue is that it discourages getting strong because nobody can outright win a 2v1 so if you get any strength you'll just get teamed on

[@bernietherichman]

i think the benefit of an investigation stat is unneeded if you add the constant rooms change as slower players can instead just rush through all pre-discovered item rooms, potentially giving them way more items than the fast characters

[@Dead_Weight21]

​@plugshirt1762 so just not include 2v1s

[@coocoo3336]

@@plugshirt1762so exactly like munchkin. Not a big problem in negotiation games. The point is that your good at social manipulation, making allies and fucking everyone over. These games are usually quite mean

[@coocoo3336]

@@Dead_Weight21 I think that makes the game better

[@sydssolanumsamsys]

vale's gradual transformation into an invisible spirit of wind and noise, traveling at incredible speed and absolutely clobbering all who stand in his way

[@donpollo3154]

"You may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension." - Nikola Tesla

[@mihael64]

yeag

[@zylvan2462]

Valefisk is like that guy in school who says "lets jump of a bridge" and somehow convince his friends to do it twice

[@masonnotjason8214]

The beer goblin's infamous *balcony beer* never fails to instill vigor and strength in the hearts of men, much like the glorious sausage of strength...

[@TheAlmightyToaster01]

Here are some ideas I have to make the game more balanced: 1. If a player dies they instead go back to spawn but still lose all their items and their next turn and has to draw a new objective and reshuffle their old objective into the deck. 2. Movement should be made with either a d4 or a d6 and the number on the character card is the modifier to the roll. 3. If the necromancer kills a player that player is still taken back to spawn, but the necromancer is given a thrall token. This token has 1 in all stats and moves with the necromancer. The necromancer stills gets its bonus. The thrall is killable and the necromancer can have multiple of them.

[@yoshi6421]

These are awesome suggestions.

[@BASTION1023]

Ima be dead honest. Your one of the only KZbinrs that I’m truly excited to see an upload pop up. Your videos are always funny and exciting.

[@Antoriant]

That "born to shit, forced to wipe" after an hour of buildup nearly killed me.

[@buttonasas]

I low how ChatGPT actually corrected "preist" into "priest" when assigning roles.

[@entothechesnautknight1762]

The gap between Valefisk and Magic The Noah is closing. Soon they will become one and force us all to play their horrifying creations as a bloodsport.

[@greenkitty1]

That'd be cool

[@laser_uhhhh]

cant wait

[@ShockedTaiLung]

Vale should have made the argument that he can turn the bag of infinite chips inside out which would pour a sea of chips on his opponent at high speed.

[@statsy150]

The Kale chips could have been used to drown the opponent in chips until there’s no more air to breathe

[@Laeshen]

You laugh but kale chips have a miniscule water content, so you could theoretically die from water poisoning if you ate like 15 million.

[@statsy150]

@@Laeshen I mean they are infinite so why not

[@PointsofData]

But how big are the chips? Oxygen can still reasonably get through the gaps.

[@brytonluxton7105]

But it's a bag of infinite chips. Let's be real, every bag of chips is like 70% air

[@poggywoggy1999]

"design a board game that is intentionally bad -that is to say, playing it is a horrific slog. the players should have to fight each other to win,and grow to hate each other in the process. the rules should be as confusing as possible and include a barrage of different cards and equations to annoy all the players."-Valefisk 2023 chatgpt

[@l_spagal7649]

1:00:23 I'm just imagining the cacophonos sound as Vale moves his way through the dungeon, the haunting echoes of a fart louder than God himself as death approaches all.

[@SoapyTF]

what's really cool about this is that you could very easily make "expansion packs" for this game as well, would just need to know the parameters vale used to make the original items

[@Ed-1749]

Vale discovering the pain of superfight. "Ah, but how will you get past my kale chip fortress!" "Uhmm, actually, you didn't have enough time to create a kale chip fortress"

[@dividewalker5673]

Oh good lord, this is going to be absolutely insane. An AI board game. Sweet Christ.

[@gjhlu541]

The democratic combat system is actually a really cool idea, since it involves all players most turns, making other peoples turns still be important to you.

[@Vooman]

Novel and Vale "winning" and getting their shit absolutely rocked by the Samurai in a two on one is such an "anime" thing to happen

[@stephenlong9806]

Its a mix of Betrayal at House on the Hill and Superfight, which is honestly hilariously and works super well. If Vale ever tries to get this published with more polish I would 100% be part of a kickstart for this.

[@ongjunhong]

Vale's Walter White-esque ability to leverage his friends for his benefit despite multiple occasions of past trauma caused solely by his creations will never cease to astound me

[@baz5042]

Love seeing where Vale’s “creativity” (sadistic madness) gives us

[@Severin1111]

"Hey Maivi, I need you to help make some torture devices to use on yourself." I swear, Vale has some kind of dirt on those people.

[@Arxtxc]

At this point he probably does and I wouldn't be surprised if that's why they keep coming back

[@MbahGundam9021]

Please turn the balcony beer into special item in your next board game

[@Erthradar]

I like to imagine for stealing the rock Lynx just saw it at his feet and picked it up after Temod threw it.

[@fissshy7]

the fun part of this game that while characters are slower/faster, and stronger/weaker than others, that actually makes you a target if you're better, or have the weaker characters team up to take you down lol It's like unofficial villagers in a Werewolf game, technically they have their own goals to win but they need to band together before the assassin shanks them BUT you can't just team up and feel safe because cards will be either betraying or killing you, or stealing an item you picked up as a goal, lol

[@tartra]

I can't believe no one used the kale chips as an early warning sign of someone approaching, just for someone else to use the hoverboots to bypass that warning

[@f_right_off]

Chat GPT casually coming up with one of the simplest and simultaneously funniest fighting systems I've seen 😂😂😂

[@shadowsovereign4948]

I kept waiting for the revelation that the throne was the porcelain throne so that the winner could shit

[@shadowflamelightburst4503]

My favorite joke of this video was near the end talking about double invisibility and the joke being “you haven’t unlocked his character yet.”

[@mbot1901]

can i just say it is very cool that you not only gave everyone a unique text color but also made it so that their name is also that color when they are mentioned that’s just super nice

[@TheShear1980]

Vale is single handedly making the robot revolution go faster. Great job man. :)

[@TokioGhoulish]

ring of invisibility should let the holder remove their piece from the board until they're on a tile with someone else, or discovering a new room 👀

[@Gyohdon]

you guys totally missed the counter-combo between the ring that makes you invisible if you're unnoticed and the necklace of paranoia.

[@PointsofData]

Unsure what you mean. Do you mean someone with the necklace would naturally be constantly aware of someone with the ring? Or are you suggesting someone with both would turn into Gollum?

[@Gyohdon]

@@PointsofData ring only works when you're not noticed, but paranoia would make you feel watched all the time

[@kingofenglandplayz]

Vale had his objective completed so long but he forgot it, the sausage of strength. What an amazing video was this, ill be waiting for the next one.

[@byterute1868]

In a wacky universe where this game is developed more, there should be an inventory limit. You can have say a max of 5 items and after that if you want to pick up an item you find you need to drop one from your inventory. Then, if a player walks up to the tile where you dropped the item, they can pick it up if they want to.

[@bonnienc4434]

25:20 I absolutely love how passionate the "NOOO!" is

[@lucifersatan8240]

15:31 Traditional necromancer spells include finger of death, death clutch, and boneshatter. Gotta call this one for Solll.

[@andreykasyanov1063]

Just imagine vale vs pedejo, with duel of fates playing in background, but every instrument is instead a thundering fart

[@plumper303]

6:08 There's not enough credit given for this joke, my god. "Before Can" and "After Can" abbreviates to BC and AC, and to think of that joke on the spot is quite impressive. A clap and a half for this one.

[@cpt.straginski]

The very first RPG with a flatulence build, that's crazy

[@sofiyums]

Ahhh, these videos have become an addiction for me. I wonder if I could get Chat GPT to make Valefisk board game videos to tide me over bewtween every real Valefisk board game video.

[@RaTcHeT302]

WE DONT NEED YOU CHAT NERD, WE CAN MAKE OUR OWN BOARD GAME, WITH, FARTS, AND... MORE FARTS... APPARENTLY

[@wind_reader]

In his strife to become the ultimate Tycoon, Vale has now outsourced and automated even the task of coming up with torture devices

[@MikuChanAnimations]

A game that isn't proper torture? Valefisk has been kidnapped

[@justasidequestnpc6396]

I really should be studying for finals, but the DM in me can't resist trying to make this into an actually good game.

[@Aquawavey]

I fear what Vale will do next, at this rate he is gonna birth a sadistic AI to assist in all his tortu- I mean game sessions

[@Arxtxc]

With Maivi as his right hand man? Women? And ChatGPT at his disposal and being able to code and doing this as his job meaning he likely has a lot of free time he is almost unstoppable

[@Tall_twink]

I like the idea that vale is so fast he can make a machine gun of throwing kale chips

[@deathofallthingspotato9919]

This is top comedy. Like I'm completely screwed on college work, but I'm happy I watched this.

[@aequoreavicq]

I love how almost all of the first 8 min of this video are just Balcony Beer. Good stuff, laughed a lot

[@galaksina]

Valefisk chaos with the A.I inching towards world domination the wiser it gets? Can't imagine a better teamup

[@Arxtxc]

Vale's gonna be the only one surviving the A.I domination with this lol

[@hopin8krzys]

Im amazed how close to actual playable game this turned out to be

[@zackthejolteon]

Okay no I NEED to know what the prompt was for this, I want to see what other things ChatGPT can come up with

[@pipagamer3874]

I was really expecting the balcony beer to become an item

[@chaotixspark7934]

Spark: Unironically, this sounds really fun if the items weren't limited and death wasn't permanent. Just an evolving character and discussion game.

[@cye2310]

Death should be permanent but then your character turns into a ghost so even if you die, you can still complete your objective and reach the end. But maybe the ghost can only move 1 spaces per turn now and if they encounter a player they will move 1 space back.

[@gothiclb]

i fear for the man who suffers the wrath of vales 800 decibel, kale chip powered fart

[@xaviro758]

its always a good day when vale releases another insane, chaotic and possibly torturous game.

[@1800PAlN]

house rules: the game

[@Kali_io]

I feel like I've had a nightmare that is the exact premise of this video

[@nickpapadopoulos9978]

So, you might have prophetic abilities!

[@Geek-x]

31:17 Vale: "You get to haunt PedeJo." *Hearts of Iron 4 theme plays* PedeJo: "Noooooo"

[@Virtrial]

The beer fairy visited us all that night.

[@jeffshittles3664]

1:16:25 i feel like people underestimated the power of the farts. at that point i feel as though they can make mini earthquakes and stuff, making vale win.

[@thetrulyuniqueotsutsukigod9582]

Plus you’d only hear him once, before your ear drums burst. Then he’d be invisible and you couldn’t hear him; and he has immense strength and an infinite supply of kale chips to suffocate his opponents. Vale solos with good arguing.

[@RADZIO895]

100 times is only 20 dB higher

[@thetrulyuniqueotsutsukigod9582]

@@RADZIO895 Nu uhh

[@RADZIO895]

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[@baron2062]

@@thetrulyuniqueotsutsukigod9582 exactly! They were talking about how they could hear him... how could they hear him? They were completely deaf. The only man I could see defeating him, unless you had a ring of true smell, was gods shittiest soldier, because he could theoretically have used his druidic powers to transform into an animal who could smell perfectly, but even then the sausage of strength is unmatched. Vale had simply rolled the perfect combination of cards, he was nigh unbeatable.

[@techpriestsalok8119]

Something to remember the Druid “takes a massive dump on the floor AND rolls a die” in other words the healing is entirely unrelated to the dump he’s just doing that because he likes to.

[@RipOffProductionsLLC]

I think the rules as written mean the player has to take a shit on the floor IRL to activate the power... the AI is obsessed with the human ability to poo...

[@SollowP]

The whole "People vote on who wins" is fucking funny. This board game could be legit with a proper test and work shopping.