The Clone who Knocked up a Padawan - Why Clone Sex Drive Scared the Kaminoans

[@tomperry5947]

Horny Clone: Exists The Kaminoans: "He's too dangerous to be kept alive"

[@geetslys]

The real reason for phasing out the clones.

[@RexWort]

"He's too HORNY to be kept alive!!"

[@Hummingbirdzah]

@@geetslys 😂😂😂😂

[@hklegomaster]

@@geetslys is the bendu related to the father

[@comradekenobi6908]

I see Kaminoas have heard about the fate of the Aeldari And as they're living in the fringes of the galaxy it is a possible

[@nflippo6201]

Imagine your dad leaving to get milk and then you see him literally everywhere

[@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447]

Instructions unclear, got genetic soup instead of milk.

[@articusramos808]

Clone son: Daddy has a Mohawk! A cool tattoo and uhhhh this weird looking scar! He's awesome!

[@grisom5863]

There were millions of clones but far more republic citizens. Go to the right place and you might never see another clone.

[@lukas-kevynmuller6697]

@@grisom5863 millions of clones but billions of republic citizens or even more

[@grisom5863]

@@lukas-kevynmuller6697 Quadrillions

[@shadowman4963]

Pregnant civilian: you're the father to my child A clone who has no visible scarring: you've got me confused with someone else

[@joshuawright4198]

Ha ha it's like the I am sparticus bit but it's just 12 clones all claiming to be the father to dodge child support

[@jungletrouble8296]

What's a DNA test gonna do?

[@mookalorian]

@@jungletrouble8296 technically, the entire GAR is the father

[@mihan2d]

"...your papa? One sec kid, the unit commander just ordered me to buy some milk, be right back"

[@joshuawright4198]

@@mookalorian Well that's an insult " fuck off your dads the entire grand army of the rebulic"

[@cobaltprime9467]

“Take off your pants.” “A good soldier follows orders.”

[@Wesley_H]

I am looking at these comment specifically looking for an “Order 69” joke. This it the closest I have found so far.

[@cobaltprime9467]

@@Wesley_H it’s kinda too easy though

[@mapleflag6518]

@@Wesley_H Execute order 69.

[@Wesley_H]

@@mapleflag6518 The moment has passed.

[@kopaskaboy644]

@@Wesley_H *DID HE STUTTER?*

[@asm4991]

Jedi Master: She’s sixteen! CT-2469: I’m ten! Jedi Master: ...Wow

[@CollinMcLean]

Chronologically he's 10... Biologically he's a young adult...

[@didijust]

TFS?

[@asm4991]

@@didijust Yes sir

[@quakethedoombringer]

Imperial ISB: *confused noise*

[@prind142]

@@CollinMcLean real question is does he even know any better? They were only ever taught info relevant to their jobs, why bother mentioning the birds and the bees or any moral dilemmas around it?

[@TheJoeWhoSoldTheWorld]

"a hot date with his right hand" *_just like the simulations_*

[@goblinthetargetpractice6049]

When he gets caught: Years of Academy training wasted!

[@timmcmahon5708]

Watch those wrist rockets!

[@ale8isgood]

@@timmcmahon5708 😂😂😂

[@myfriendbro]

F you, thats funny as hell

[@finlaylooney3346]

Caeser's eyes are upon you

[@Galimeer5]

Jedi: "No sex. Go to horny jail" Republic Soldiers: "No jedi. Go to Order 66"

[@RU_HKR]

Sixty s** maybe XD

[@tristanbackup2536]

Bonk*

[@catacism1020]

Order 69

[@TheHatman168]

Jedi can have sex they just can't have a relationship.

[@dumpsterpsycho2894]

@@TheHatman168 me, a jedi: I’m in a relationship but I definitely don’t love her. *winks at Anakin* “I think they bought it.”

[@Standingcrown]

One clone: needs to pay child support Every other clone: “He could be any one of us!”

[@AnkaraMessi-p8g]

Hahahaha this genuinely made me laugh so hard XDD

[@dunyacaliskan7495]

F*ck the Republic if their law stipulates someone can still be forced to pay child support after being made a father without their knowledge or consent.

[@OrkOfOhio]

OK BUT IMAGINE A CUSTUDY BATTLE BETWEEN TWO CLONES.

[@combatpanda4264]

Imagine Maury in the Star Wars universe

[@crystaldragon6408]

@@OrkOfOhio the kid doesn't have one dad but millions of dads XD

[@jonahj9519]

This is what was so wild about legends. There’s always an answer for literally every question, even if no one asked.

[@KillerOrca]

No one: Absolutely no one: Not a fucking soul: Karen Traviss: So yeah, clone bone.

[@williamspence1246]

@@nicmiodo4593 I... I.. don't know how to reply to this question. I feel so uncomfortable

[@rebeccacummings6697]

@@nicmiodo4593 I don’t know what it’s called, but it’s when you’re attracted to yourself.

[@Betty-ck2lt]

@@nicmiodo4593 oh god

[@-CrimsoN-]

I dont know about you, but thats what I love about Legends. It has an answer for everything. Nearly all plot holes in Star Wars are settled in Legends.

[@LordBloodraven]

If the clones wound up getting women pregnant, there'd be an argument that Jango Fett was more widely dispersed (genetically) than Genghis Khan.

[@KRYMauL]

I mean he technically did have a million twins and one favorite.

[@rory8182]

@@KRYMauL I would be pedantic and say that they weren't twins if there were a million but then I would have to come up with a word for it and I honestly cannot be bothered

[@KRYMauL]

@@rory8182 That’s why I said twins. I think it would actually just be Gigaplets which sounds weird.

[@nickrollstuhlfahrerson8659]

@@rory8182 They’re not twins, they’re clones. You can only have a twin if you two came from the same womb. Not to mention this entire thing doesn’t make any sense, since decreased battlefield aggression is absolutely 100% a desirable trait in any army.

[@rory8182]

@@nickrollstuhlfahrerson8659 disregarding that the definition of twin is "one of two identical or similar people" in the free dictionary, or "one of two very similar things" in the Cambridge dictionary; how in any way is decreased battlefield aggression a desirable trait in an army? Decreased so much so that the Kaminoans were willing to risk both figuratively and literally fucking the entire galactic gene pool?

[@Sharpedo624]

Imagine being a Jedi general and one day ur clone commander walks up to you and asks where babies come from

[@Menefreghista]

JEDI: ASK YODA

[@Mills5041]

Well you see...

[@ignaciotaborda6538]

"The force, it is all the force"

[@andrewlance3898]

"Well, commander, when a Mommy and a Daddy love each other very much..." "I'm sorry General, when a _what_ and a *what* ?"

[@raixuh]

Easy: cloning vats 😉

[@CardboardSliver]

Imagine being a kid who's dad was a Clone. Now. Imagine how many Christmas presents you'd get from your thousands of uncles.

[@literallyanangrymoose7717]

'All your uncles couldn't send any presents, so they just pooled what money they had together to buy a money order. To put it really short, you now have enough credits to buy a planet'

[@Frosto_Boi]

@@literallyanangrymoose7717 The kid:This is where the fun begins

[@Omega_1111]

@@Frosto_Boi "I'll try ruling, Thats a cool trick"

[@demi-femme4821]

Probably not many. Most clones ended up in poverty.

[@theperfectbotsteve4916]

millons

[@reddeaddude2187]

Surely buying condoms for the army would be easy. "One size fits all!"

[@steeperpeer5705]

clone:hahaha..ha.ha...oh

[@HH-xe3sk]

Damm

[@ricardobautista-garcia8492]

excellent comment.

[@totallynotsappy]

Lmaoooo

[@jacobpauls9783]

Now that's a roast

[@interhistoria5632]

Padawan: "I'm pregnant. I already know what to name our son!" Clone: "What's the name?" Padawan: "Roger... Roger."

[@thenateshow4371]

Forget about the clone sex drive LETS TALK ABOUT THE DROID SEX DRIVE

[@goblinthetargetpractice6049]

@@thenateshow4371 "I'll show you what it feels like to clanck"

[@goblinthetargetpractice6049]

Clone: "Shoots Padawan*, Tsk, knew she was a droid"

[@thenateshow4371]

@@goblinthetargetpractice6049 w h a t

[@watcherknight5938]

@@goblinthetargetpractice6049 oh

[@toaster2371]

"I dont know whats worse, the fact that she was still a teen, or the fact Darman was still technically 11"

[@rory8182]

That would be a fun one if it went to court

[@demi-femme4821]

Either way, someone's going away for a long time here.

[@88Fallon]

How about he had a relationship with a woman(girl) he knew he would be required to kill under Order66.

[@theempiredidnothingwrong3227]

@@88Fallon In legends they didn't. Order 66 was meant to only be used on rogue jedi. Only a few clones close to Palpatine knew the full extent of the plan.

[@juliantuwim3552]

Soo teen parents then ?

[@kaisermaximal8123]

"She was a teenager" "He's technically still an 11 year old" *Confused sirens*

[@morgansoul2651]

Lmao

[@awddfg]

This is why a droid army is better, hell even normal human non clone recruits, the First Order has it locked down, they have a diverse gene pool

[@srenrasmussen3178]

Well if his technical age of 11 should be a factor in this, then there is a real argument to be made that the republic is essentially using child soldiers and the empire has the moral high ground in this situation for facing it out

[@b-chroniumproductions3177]

@@srenrasmussen3178 in the case of not having clones fight anymore, the empire did the right thing. However, I wouldn't put it past them to have just killed or enslaved them instead.

[@yadrielmedina6969]

@@b-chroniumproductions3177 the fact that the empire did much worse then enslave the left over clones

[@clonecoric4140]

Kal Skirata after getting Clone babies to adopt into clan Skirata: Business is booming.

[@geetslys]

When you see what the Jedi Order is doing and you want to indoctrinate your own child soldiers.

[@johnwilliams9179]

Oh yeah,it's all coming together

[@danielcollinspda9936]

Darman keep it in your armor.

[@bluehero-96]

Baby booming...

[@arkmaster7399]

Skirata startin his own clone batch XD

[@Zigg8833]

Could you imagine how boba would feel walking around a city mid empire and kids tell him he sounds like their dad?

[@alanticradio8203]

Boba:...Hold on now

[@tonyepic8]

@@alanticradio8203 somethings wrong and I can feel it

[@takeandbakejake3271]

*surprised pikachu face*

[@goblinthetargetpractice6049]

Boba: "Confused Confusing Confusion Intensifies"

[@suntzuthememelord]

666 likes nice

[@Danilego]

This Padawan: *has kid with 11yr old Clone Trooper* Padme: *hits on 10yr old Anakin* MCU Wanda: "AMATEURS!"

[@rory8182]

18 years? Thought you meant 18 days

[@boiltheman2802]

Underrated comment

[@zero312]

Star Wars Episode 69: Robbing the Craddle

[@anotherpapasheev7546]

That werewolf guy from twilight: *is this a joke?*

[@mandocuevas7592]

Wait I’m confused is this about vision or no?

[@alphabond1116]

Much like Genghis Kahn in our world, a surprisingly large percentage of the galaxies population can trace their heritage to Jango Fett off this weird technicality.

[@keysliceace5015]

You spelt Khan wrong

[@muanilunga]

It ain't Mortal Kombat it is Khan

[@Goldenkitten1]

*tl'dr* - He keeps repeating this in videos like it's an issue but it's not, at least not in the Star Wars universe. This is a point he's brought up several times and he's very wrong about the issues the genetic diversity would cause in the wider galactic population but keeps repeating it no matter how many times people point it out. I'm getting a pretty wide range of figures on how many clones were made from millions to billions but yah know what? Wouldn't matter either way. Sure, you drop a couple billion identical clones on Earth all having babies we're gonna have a problem. But the Star Wars universe isn't Earth, it's composed of millions of habitable planets of which at least several hundred thousand are known to be inhabited in some way. Between the fact that a large percentage of those clones died in the war, many more remained in the Imperial military after and never thought of having family, the amount of habitable planets, the already MASSIVE gene pool that exists in this universe, the clones who sire hybrids with compatible aliens and those that just never manage to reproduce this is not the problem he seems to think it is. Considering the 50/500 rule (fifty people to maintain a temporary population, five-hundred to have a diverse enough genetic pool to effectively continue a species, give or take) the only way this would be an issue is if they dropped every surviving clone on a single planet with no other men and kept them trapped there. Congratulations, you made it to the end of my TED talk.

[@FalconWindblader]

@@Goldenkitten1 I'd say that the argument is still valid to a certain extent. The problem was brought up under the assumption of just about every single clone wanna bang someone, & also the fact that regardless of what millions of habitable planets are out there, clones are only ever deployed to the hundreds that mattered, & an even smaller number of planets where they're needed in the tens of thousands at least. As such, the pool in which their genes could spread, would actually be far FAR smaller than the actual size of even just half of the known galaxy. There's also one more thing, despite the fact that humans are undoubtedly the most numerous species in the known galaxy, the sheer total sum of non-human species biologically incompatible with humans still far outnumbered the ones that do, thus making the pool even smaller. If it hadn't been for measures put in place to limit & minimize the clones' interactions with local populations & maybe even jedi, the cases mentioned could have been magnified by at least hundreds of times over just about everywhere. Sure, it wouldn't cause the galaxy to be overran by Jango Fett's descendants, at least not for a long long while, but it would still cause a lot of trouble for the local populations concerned in just like 20 years nonetheless.

[@twistedyogert]

Where do Khan's successors live? I'd imagine South Asia since Khan is a common name over there.

[@TetsuShima]

A clone having a child with a Jedi is REALLY a concept with a lot of potential

[@Windows98R]

If it works out, I guess you end up with a lightsaber wielding Jedi who’s as accurate as a Clone trooper

[@davidgoodenough6450]

Someone never heard about republic commando

[@thiccchungo1041]

It sounds like a disaster, a powerful force user cross-breeding with what’s effectively a living sack of steroids would probably create some twisted inbred horror

[@wizard_of_poz4413]

Damn aren't padawans a little young for that? Sounds like this clone might be required to hang the court ordered sex offender sign by his bunk

[@durkin9664]

@@wizard_of_poz4413 technically the clone would be only 13 so the padawan could be the offender.

[@TetsuShima]

HK-47 was probably the wisest Star Wars character ever created

[@aminamohamed5538]

Ray was good character?

[@TetsuShima]

@@aminamohamed5538 Nope. She wasn't at all

[@aminamohamed5538]

@@TetsuShima hk-47 can rey kill with 5 second

[@grayski3324]

@@aminamohamed5538 Nope. She was a terrible character.

[@maxxor-overworldhero6730]

@@aminamohamed5538 Less.

[@samblood7891]

Can you Imagine that conversation "SHE IS ONLY 16" "Well I'm 11 so"

[@bugrilyus]

And this is the fallacy, if both ynder 18 it is ok but if one being over 18 it is pedo

[@DIEGhostfish]

Pretty sure she was an adult, it was a ... Weird issue because it's not JUST age it's brain development that's key and that's accelerated too, but they're so hyperfocused on warfare I;m not sure that count.

[@chancethewrapperr]

@@DIEGhostfish she was a teen weirdly enough

[@RichyArg]

good thing Jango died in EP2, can you imagine the ammount of child support lawsuits he would have had to fight if he survived?

[@LtBasil]

So instead it's Boba that has to deal with it.

[@leesanda77]

@@LtBasil No because at that point he was too young... And he doesn't have super ageing like clones so he doesn't look like his dad or the clones yet

[@prussianbirdproductions56]

Mace windu did him a favor

[@brandondigiuseppe1111]

Geetsly's: Let's talk about clones knocking up jedi padawans. Obi-wan: Can't wait to hear about it!

[@geetslys]

And she was a good friend.

[@sambridgers9543]

@@geetslys Oh, God. Not that copypasta.

[@TheRedAirOn]

The Darman-Etain marriage age gap is even bigger than Anakin-Padme marriage.

[@brysonreese3664]

Hahahaha 🤣

[@sambridgers9543]

@@TheRedAirOn Wasn't Han Solo at least a decade older than Leia, or are the purists going to let that slide because of nostalgic double standards.

[@choueriito2548]

When you're told to Execute Order 69.

[@CyberKid-fm4li]

Dare you to look up R34 on "clone troopers".

[@wolftimeplusguineapigs3862]

Crap this again 😂

[@wolftimeplusguineapigs3862]

@@CyberKid-fm4li maybe next year 😂

[@sherripotasky2440]

That’s pretty much how it works Star Wars legitimately

[@repo1981]

@Cyber kid1 WHAT THE FU*K

[@blakeroberson1730]

Its official, we have dived “deep” into sw lore

[@goblinthetargetpractice6049]

We have Penetrated the Deepest, darkest parts of this Universe and are now seeing it all "come" together.

[@enforcerridley158]

Oh it gets deeper, such as the Sarlacc mating. Yeah, that's actually a thing.

[@somerandominternetuser5730]

@@enforcerridley158 I don’t like the image you put in my head

[@sicknashty3837]

@@somerandominternetuser5730 mmmmm *tentacles*

[@godlypotat0237]

*Balls deep* into sw lore

[@YourCorvus]

For those coming back to this - the kid turned out to be a badass. He was a full Mandalorian who wore beskar armor and used both of his mom's lightsabers. He helped train the Solo children and wandered the galaxy with his uncle, another Jedi General Mandalorian, and his other uncle who was a clone who stopped his advanced aging (Clan Skirata did that for all their Cloned).

[@TheDutchGeneral]

everyone here: *going through youtube* Geetsly's: so, wanna know about some "action"?

[@hklegomaster]

That’s what she said

[@Badbhoys]

Lmao

[@wannesweuts5147]

The intro should have been "Attention, sergeant on dick" instead of sergeant on deck it would have been a funny pun.

[@geetslys]

The clones were bred for action but then they started getting some action.

[@hklegomaster]

@@geetslys that’s what she said

[@justsomeviewer2218]

Millions of horni clones making kids Anakin: This is where the fun begins

[@hannaosterlund5974]

Hold up-

[@patriksagi5571]

So uncivilized

[@Glorbo_fIorbo]

Good one

[@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025]

@@hannaosterlund5974 Hol Up-

[@stonks9278]

So many younglins to kill

[@CrazyCannuk804]

Fans: “Is this Canon?” Fillioni: “I will make it canon”

[@sealightblue]

😳

[@c456ex9]

@@jh-ij4by no

[@dilwitchspahlin4761]

@@jh-ij4by that’s disgusting

[@CT---ye4lc]

What about making Rexsoka a thing, but it begins in Season 7 after Ahsoka returns for the Siege of Mandalore?

[@CT---ye4lc]

Ahsoka would be 17, so it’s not as bad.

[@jimmyhoffa2530]

That half Jedi and half clone kid is gonna grow up to be a bad ass Force sensitive Mandalorian.

[@matthewdennler2953]

Now that is a interesting story

[@Cap.0201]

TAKE MY MONEY

[@Dreadbringer]

The new mandalore?

[@violentscorl697]

He did, in actuality. Although the Republic Commando novels were discontinued, Karen Traviss snuck little bits and pieces of their lore into the other Star Wars novels she was involved in. In one notable example Jaina Solo, the daughter of Leia and Han Solo, goes to Mandalore to train with them in hopes of defeating her brother Jacen, who had turned to the dark side. She meets a bunch of Mandalorians, some even clones who deserted during Order 66 and before. And Darman and Etain‘s kid is there too

[@tyler-y4s]

He did if you read the books he used his mother's lightsabers as a mando

[@Ganonsmork]

Can we just take a moment to think about the fact that star wars legends is becoming a little above PG-13?

[@just_a_simple_player3719]

Not really, in the Republic Commando novels, nothing is actually *shown*

[@Ganonsmork]

@@just_a_simple_player3719 I'm just saying *some* star wars comics are like this oddly.

[@just_a_simple_player3719]

@@Ganonsmork Oh yeah, some of the comics are a bit dodgy, but most of the actual novels in legends are clean

[@Ganonsmork]

@@just_a_simple_player3719 yeah, oddly enough every time I'm watching a star wars comic explained video, it's not that *clean*

[@sambridgers9543]

Dude, you think this is bad. You should check out some of the more violent torture sequences.

[@jackbaron9184]

Funny thing is that if one of the people a clone had a one night stand with wants a DNA test or something like that to track down the dad it would be pretty funny to have a couple million genetically identical dads to chose from

[@IceBear-jb1ip]

That day Jango Fett woke up and had a group of angry mothers 😂

[@7ElevenTruther]

@@IceBear-jb1ip Just imagine if the empire used their chain code system to track who is wanted for missed child support payments. A random stormtrooper points his biometric scanner at boba fett, 10bby; Stormtrooper: Uh sir, according to your chain code, your uh 11 years overdue for child support payments to a zeltron woman by the name of... Boba Fett: Are you fucking kidding me? Do you have any idea how many individuals there are that currently exist who share me and my father's DNA? I'm just a simple man making his way through the galaxy. Ask one of the clone drill instructors in your imperial boot camps. Chances are one of them probably knows a thing or two about that. And people think getting wasted at corascant bars was the only thing the clones did on shore leave. XD

[@mors.vii.]

Jedi: *looks at row of clones* hmm *points at one* yeah you, you're the father now Rex: what in the actual fuck

[@adriangamboa3529]

yeah so its just like being asian tho...

[@Scottsshow]

@@adriangamboa3529 Clones have eyes

[@tweso1499]

The Clone who knocked up a Padawan Audience: [Geetsly] is that legal? Geetsly: I’ll make it legal

[@francisharkins]

Is it legal to send emotionally fragile teens with space magic that can corrupt them if their emotions are too strong into a massive war where: friends, loved ones, and peers die everyday, the pressures of leadership, their faith, and responsibility to their soldiers and people and even getting constantly hunted down and mocked by your enemies as they commit war crimes. Does that seem legal? Palpatine: I'll make it legal, then illegal again when I send out Order 66 to ruin their reputation and name.

[@Edgelite306]

Obi-wan was a Padawan at age 25, so not all padawans are only in their teenage years. The clones? They have older mannerisms even if they are technically at age 10 soooooooo.....

[@djert24]

Goood gooooooood...

[@AndrewAce.]

DEW IT

[@TheFlamingManiac1100]

Technically when Etain got pregnant she was already a knight

[@ramenbomberdeluxe4958]

"THE FETT SEX DRIVE CANNOT BE CONTAINED BY MERE GENETIC ALTERATIONS!!" -said the Clone to the Kaminoan, before somehow escaping the planet.

[@Faust-d2o]

It is still unknown to this date how this clone escaped the planet and where he is today, BUT THE KAMIOANS ARE TERRIFIED OF HIS EXISTENCE!

[@Cap.0201]

I have never been so proud in my life. You go man, you go

[@Dreadbringer]

He F$#@ EVERYTHING in his Path, Many of his children would later become part of the stormtrooper program.

[@jaxofdeth1]

"Grandpa can you tell me about mom and dad?" "Yeah they were good friends."

[@itsascendingfr]

r/theyweregoodfriends

[@piercepayumo4212]

Female Jedi: "I'm pregnant." Clone Commander: "Congratulations ma'am." Female Jedi: "The child is yours." Clone Commander: "...Kriff."

[@FilmCritictheone]

Its not mine

[@mihan2d]

*pretends to be killed in battle meanwhile swapping armor and identity with a fallen brother*

[@lancecustar]

I'm sorry, the best response is, "prove it".

[@radioraptor9110]

@@lancecustar true since they all have the same DNA how would they definitively declare him the father

[@scottland8698]

Clone Commander: My mother was a tube I’m not prepared for this

[@noahleonard2481]

Geetslys videos usually: explaining little known aspects of the Star Wars universe Geetslys when my mom walks in:

[@wolftimeplusguineapigs3862]

If you try watching KZbin on your roof sometime 😂 (yes I literally do that)

[@thejonguy3248]

@@wolftimeplusguineapigs3862 dang bro I wish I had a roof trapdoor. Or do you just use a tall ladder?

[@livinghistory9701]

@@wolftimeplusguineapigs3862 please tell....

[@geetslys]

What I'm hearing is that you want more of this content.

[@darthbane6225]

@@geetslys No no no bro dont i dont

[@e21big]

Kaminoans: I have a bad feeling about leaving clone with a sex drive on "Sir, a clone commando just knocked up his Padawan commander" Kaminoans: I knew it!

[@a_literal_brick]

Plot twist: Din Djarin's tribe keeps their helmets on to hide the fact that most of them are half clone

[@zacwicht3189]

or just straight up are clones who had the normalize ageing treatment from legends

[@Johntheslothking]

Plot twist, Din Djarin's dad was a clone.

[@walnzell9328]

The Senate and Jedi Order: Etain is sixteen! Darman: And I'm eleven. That one senator: No no. He's got a point.

[@goblinthetargetpractice6049]

Darman: Oh yeah, it's all coming together

[@theempiredidnothingwrong3227]

Commander Thire: And every one here is under arrest.

[@Tarnished_Wanderer]

Haha senate go brrr

[@rangerleaf1505]

@@goblinthetargetpractice6049 that's one way of putting it

[@jedijournal9159]

IT'S. STILL. BAD! CLONES AND JEDI SHOULD NOT BE DOING SHAME SHAME TOGETHER!

[@3ormorecharacters182]

I first read that title as “ The clone who knocked up Padme”

[@commanderjason7786]

Anakin: *confused, angry screaming*

[@animelover3306]

This is underrated comment,jesus this is funny af XD

[@griffinmiller9012]

Same

[@fabi3790]

I mean.. there is a video

[@lharless105]

@@fabi3790 hol up

[@larseirikfodnes4361]

Geetsly's: "A Clone Trooper Commando got a Padawan pregnant" Me: "*Damn* Order 66 is gonna be awkward for those two..."

[@michaellorde4173]

Order 69

[@Faust-d2o]

@@michaellorde4173 N I C E

[@violentscorl697]

Well, if you wanna know what happened to them read below Spoiler She died during Order 66, when trying to escape Coruscant. She had left the Jedi Order behind and wanted to desert with Darman (The Commando), when Order 66 was issued. A few Jedi who hid in the crowd like her ignited their sabers and a fight broke out. She got in between and a Jedi accidentally killed her. Darman had to watch when she died and went on to serve the Empire as an Imperial Commando, in the hopes of taking revenge on the Jedi for taking his wife from him.

[@johngancarcik5682]

​@violentscorl697 that part brought me to tears his reaction made it hurt

[@gogglesucks8a11s]

This was in Legends though, back when the inhibitor chips didn't exist & clones executed the Order purely out of loyalty & discipline. Darman was planning to leave the army way before the Order was given bc his brothers found out Palpatine was playing both sides.

[@LordoftheSwamp1269]

You didn't ruined the Clone Wars for me. Though, I got to admit, that joke about Darman being really good at breaching was very good.

[@geetslys]

LOL I'm glad we didn't ruin TCW. One of the best shows ever made!

[@sambridgers9543]

@@geetslys I think he was talking about the overall conflict.

[@LordoftheSwamp1269]

@@sambridgers9543 why not both?

[@meatloafisgood2374]

@@LordoftheSwamp1269 Darman when thinking about bros before hos

[@LordoftheSwamp1269]

@@meatloafisgood2374 LOL

[@xdj2a2]

Me and the boys - You would betray the boys just to smash a padawan, WOW. Darman - Yes, yes I would.

[@hklegomaster]

That’s what she said

[@wolftimeplusguineapigs3862]

Aaaaaaah you guys are making me wonder why the heck I’m reading the books 😂

[@comradekenobi6908]

Dude she's a teenager, HOLD UP YOU'RE ALSO TECHNICALLY 11

[@swimmer8585]

Well another member of his squad married a twilek, and another a mandalorian woman

[@thalmoragent9344]

@@swimmer8585 Seriously? Jedi, Mandalorian, Twileck? Those guys had some bomb chicks 😳😏

[@smugumin3448]

So basically, the kaminoans wanted to remove the horny, but the clones couldn't work without the horny, so they had to keep it

[@Zapadoslavist]

Yes Smugumin, how's Kazuma?

[@dewxstify5774]

Imagine seeing being some clone deserters child and accidentally stumbling across a republic checkpoint and seeing your dad literally everywhere around you

[@berniethekiwidragon4382]

That's what Boba Fett sees.

[@SheevTalks]

Nobody at all: Eu writers: hey let's talk about clones having sex

[@whydontyouhandledeez]

And yet somehow it still ended up better than the sequel trilogy lmao

[@CharlesHuse]

And I could see where this would make the Mouse uncomfortable....

[@James.D.B.]

* Salt n Pepa starts playing *

[@blick80spxz]

geetsly is from the eu?

[@jonasschneider7633]

nothing quite like a story about 2 child soldiers in space having a kid together

[@chrisronan3097]

Yoda at the beginning of the war: The clone wars have begun Yoda 2 years later: The bone wars have begun

[@causticmain7477]

Bad decision clones were But fun for some padawans it was

[@vitamind2943]

@@causticmain7477 Hmm, the Clone is mad of clone.

[@Tacid_Krios]

Etain wasn't a Padawan anymore by the time she and Darman did the deed, and there was never an indication of her age other than "she was a Padawan when she was introduced" They were also working together for an expansive timeframe before their relationship became anything more than friendship. Etain and Darman are one of my favorite subjects in Star Wars, the Republic Commando series goes over a lot of the moral issues with the GAR and you get a lot more insight than any other book in Star Wars in my opinion.

[@Tacid_Krios]

Also the baby was named Venku, not Ventu.

[@RebelRikki]

worst part about this situation is that Darman didn't even KNOW he'd gotten her pregnant until way after the baby was born

[@fabi3790]

To know last sucks I can understand her decision a bit but it was still wrong

[@DrawinskyMoon]

I don’t understand that logic. If you participate in the devils tango, there is a 99% chance you will get pregnant.

[@RebelRikki]

@@DrawinskyMoon true! even in the star wars universe, it's important to have an open conversation about protection & birth control. either way though, Etain never should've waited so long to tell Dar that she got pregnant and had a baby.

[@arti987100]

@@RebelRikki If i remember correctly: She couldn't tell Dar because Skirata himself forbid it - as to not distract and confuse him

[@RebelRikki]

@@arti987100 You're right, that's TRUE!! While I sort of (big emphasis on "sort of") understand Skirata's point, I also think that he had no right to keep that from Darman and that's a huge violation of trust. I want to like Skirata as a character but he makes some super super bad decisions regarding Etain's pregnancy; on top of forbidding her to tell Dar she even got pregnant, he also won't even let her name their son. So messed up, especially considering that Etain went to him for help because she was scared and didn't know what to do. I can understand Dar being clueless, the Kaminoans probably didn't think the clones would need to know about regular human reproduction, but Etain was an adult, who should have known better... and who never should've told Skirata first and been bullied into hiding her pregnancy. tl;dr, the Jedi need better sex ed

[@SneakyKitten3614]

I cannot imagine the number of clones whose children confused them with one of the other tens of millions of clones

[@vali.s5109]

There weren't tens of millions, probably 6 mil or 10 maximum

[@SneakyKitten3614]

@@vali.s5109 fair point

[@portablerefrigerator4902]

@@vali.s5109 we are talking an entire galaxy, and you really expect the republic to have an army 6 times the size of the us. There where probably hundreds of millions if not billions of clones

[@izayamartin5426]

Kid: hey Dad! (Grabs clones arm) Clone: I’m not your dad?? Actual Clone dad: I’m over here…

[@powerhouse6165]

@@portablerefrigerator4902 officially it's only about 2-6 million during the whole war. Only 200k were ready for Geonosis

[@js1423]

"Commander Colt warning clone cadets the dangers of intercourse" - that made my day

[@theempiredidnothingwrong3227]

Commander Colt: If you have sex you'll literally die.

[@natyoboi5191]

Same lmao

[@kingkain303]

The book that this happened in is so cool. There’s a part where the protagonist commando is looking at thousands of clone troopers in parade formation, and they’re all singing Mandolorian war songs over their helmet comms. So friggin cool.

[@crazyyeetboi]

@@madelinegrcDid you find out??

[@madelinegrc]

@@crazyyeetboi nope

[@dontask7409]

@@madelinegrc its the republic commando book series by karen traviss

[@datjulchen]

There are five parts written by Karen Traviss. The name of the first book is hard contact. The second part is called triple zero. But I'm not sure. I'm german and I read the books in german language. The books are legends and not canon anymore.

[@hunterkiller1440]

Imagine if that child ended up being the parent of Rey or Finn. Wouldn't that had been an interesting backstory?

[@menace6734]

You sure you watched all the Star Wars films? 😂😅. Quite a random scenario. Mentioning Clones in the sequel trilogy might actually be quite interesting tho.

[@swimmer8585]

No. We want to pretend the sequels don’t exist

[@gamerofcomics492]

@@swimmer8585 What sequels?

[@markl5998]

Nope. Wouldn't be an interesting backstory as neither Rey not Finn are interesting characrers

[@menace6734]

@@swimmer8585 True. It was a bit of a mistake 😂

[@generalyido]

Clones: **are about 10 years old when the clone wars started.** Padawans: **mostly under 18** This video: **exists** My FBI agent seeing me watch this: **breathes heavily** Looks like you are going to prison Jimbo

[@tripletturmoil7234]

Lmao

[@generalyido]

@IRONHILLdwarf still the clone is underage right?

[@n0va87]

@@generalyido grown man leagally 10 my brain is in pain

[@kevind3974]

And padawans can vary in ages from as young as 11 to 18 possibly even 25.

[@nikik5567]

@@kevind3974 there’s a 25 year old Padawan? That’s kinda sad

[@rosegyrose7714]

"Can't wait to hear about it" *Obi-Wan, you perv*

[@toastedtoastontoast]

Some facts about the now unfortunately retconned relationship of Darman and Etain: • This was the first known romantic relationship between a clone and a Jedi • Etain Tur-Mukan was about 19/20, not 16/17 • They got married via comlink (imagine getting married over the phone lmao) •Their son could use the force • Etain died trying to save a clone from being killed by a panicked padawan during Order 66. The padawan’s lightsaber got Etain instead, killing her almost instantly • Darman had an emotional breakdown because of her death • He wasn’t able to attend her funeral • Her lightsabers were given to her son

[@leena6215]

I would actually love to see a series about a clone that was in love with a jedi and resisted order 66 that focuses on their relationship and running from the empire

[@brandondriver99]

It would be more interesting if he couldn't resist, and he killed her and left the order to raise the kid himself

[@fabi3790]

With the canon now he couldn't resist and wouldn't care about the kid In legends it would be more interesting. Because they are trained and all followed the order on their own It would be a nice concept. The "moral"/ decision between following the order or not The downside to legends could be that he may loves her so the decision is easy because emotions influence Or maybe he does order 66 but spares her

[@DireMerc]

That almost happened, they already had a plan to abandon the republic and leave before order 66 was declared and when it was declared they accelerated their plans, they had a escape plan all setup and at the last minute she saw some Padawans get cornered and she jumped in to try and save them and she got herself killed (by the padawan she was trying to save no less). I was super pissed when I read that.

[@oreoguruv3h752]

Your all wrong. Go with the first but every now and then he try’s to kill her but fails in a comedic way. Like Tom and Jerry

[@mors.vii.]

Filoni better hire you

[@siggdoeswhatifs]

This video made me ask “ can force sensitives use the force to always hit the g-spot”

[@RC--ic4ln]

WAIT CAN THEY THO???

[@rory8182]

@@RC--ic4ln I mean technically they could make themselves as big as they want using the force. Hell they could give themselves and extra dick if they wanted (regardless of gender, now there's some role reversal for you)

[@vali.s5109]

@@rory8182 holy shit... I guess a lot of fans have one more reason to wish to be in the star wars universe xd as a force user of course ;)

[@miraseum]

NO THIS IS A GOOD QUESTION

[@jghifiversveiws8729]

@@RC--ic4ln They let the force guide their stroke

[@Layforce88]

I actually quite like this idea, it gives the clones more depth, they aren't just mindless drones, they think and feel just like the rest of us.

[@fabi3790]

I think that was so great about legends order 66 No chip controlling just soldiers following orders. Maybe having a bad feeling or doubts but doing it But I can understand the decision in the clone wars It would be a little weird to see them interact normal with the Jedi and everything just to turn on them like nothing

[@lindowamamiyaofthefareastb4296]

@@fabi3790 there was a legends Order 66 where clones don't have chips?

[@RaRmAn]

@@lindowamamiyaofthefareastb4296 Yes they were indoctrinated since their birth, but to be honest I think chip is more logical, and is probably the only thing where I would agree with Disney, making them without means to control them would be stupid from Palpatine's side, not to mention if they had free will, their indoctrination could fail, can you imagine, let's say Rex executing it willingly?

[@lindowamamiyaofthefareastb4296]

@@RaRmAn it makes it even more disturbing. But I wouldn't doubt that there would be clones that would willingly follow orders. Fox is the main example. Perhaps even Dogma, and most notably, Cody.

[@RaRmAn]

@@lindowamamiyaofthefareastb4296 Yeah and what makes it even worse is what happened to them after Empire was done with them, they willingly killed only people that saw them as more than canon fodder (that goes at least for some divisions), only to be discarded, train their inferior replacements or join Vader's fist. Cody was good example of this, he ended up stuck on Kamino training Stormtroopers which had no respect for him and lacked profesionality, which was also reason why he did not like them, and where was his end? He died for nothing when Starkiller attacked Kamino, not a great end for someone who did so much for Republic and technically for Empire aswell.

[@Hybridious]

Imagine if every clone became a father, and Jango Fett would have been the happiest grandpa alive.

[@stormtrooper2929]

We use the term alive very loosely

[@Yarblocosifilitico]

Ah, the secret behind the Clone's martial prowess: sexual frustration

[@Alphabelivethat]

So clones are just US Marines

[@arcane_rogue3440]

alright well now i just wanna know what the clone trooper equivalent of crayons are

[@jasonskeans3327]

@@arcane_rogue3440 tibana gas

[@doodlefawn4742]

Well, based in fact. Sexual arousal/frustration is a rush of testosterone.

[@LAV-III]

@@jasonskeans3327 *aggressively inhales gas* oh yeah that’s the good stuff!

[@spiritwaker9595]

Something to note, just a slight correction: Etain wanted to tell Darman but was told not to be Skirata, who was actually rather pissed this happened in the first place, and who explained to her that it would basically be a distraction for him, partly due to the fact of him being so young and not fully mentally developed as an adult, and Skirata was the one who told Omega that Venku/Kad was his grandson that one of his children left on his doorstep. She also was a Jedi Knight by the time she reunited with Darman, so it can be presumed she was around 17 or 18 when they first met, which just kinda makes the whole Darman being 11 technically thing kinda... yeah... ESPECIALLY when she sensed him as a Child in the Force instead of an Adult. Something else to note is this was not the first time a clone had been shown siring children, as the defector Jango himself killed had a child with a civilian. And lastly, a fun fact: Children of Clones don't have the rapid aging gene of their fathers, as this was confirmed with Venku/Kad Skirata, though since the series he was from is not only Legends, but also was cancelled, I doubt we'd ever see more of him or any potential other child of Clan Skirata.

[@angrybadger616]

Such a great series of books.

[@DerDai]

still such a shame the series' ending was canceled

[@violentscorl697]

@@DerDai it truly is a shame. These books were the best novels I‘ve eve read. They gave so much life to the Star Wars galaxy, it’s incredible

[@actualstoic]

Out of all the Star Wars topics I’ve seen covered, I was the most surprised, curious and disturbed when I saw this one.

[@emilioa5399]

The story of Darman and Etain is my favorite Star Wars story ever. There is so much detail and backround information built up there and in common in the story of the Republic Commando books.

[@cyndykrietsch9369]

On the list of weird shit Ive watched on youtube today...

[@andrija2555]

It keeps getting weirder and weirder each day of quarantine...

[@pyeitme508]

Yet some of us like that lol!

[@farahahmedkarim377]

This gets weirder and weirder and weirder every day ;-;

[@geetslys]

Wait, this isn't the weirdest??????

[@farahahmedkarim377]

@Geetsly's I mean, this is weird, but, like, can you think of anything weirder? Like, just imagine if Leia had.....uh......y'know...that....with Jabba the Hutt. THAT would be way weirder. Speaking of which, how the hell do Hutts reproduce? Just thinking of that made me vomit

[@Ganonsmork]

STAR WARS: A HORRIBLE *"ACCIDENT"* RATED R

[@geetslys]

Time to change the title of the vid.

[@Ganonsmork]

@@geetslys lol

[@johnmacneill7489]

@@geetslys ha ha wheeeeeeeez

[@ZenithOptical42]

@@geetslys Darman needs a Holo-condom.

[@JonatasMonte]

Kid at Kamino: "Mom, which one of them is my dad?"

[@goblinthetargetpractice6049]

Mom- "The one without a moustache" Kid-"Mom, NONE of them have a moustache..."

[@Lastofthesigilites]

Karen who wants child support: All of them.

[@facundogonzalez5453]

And the worrying part? The kid is probably askin Na Lase

[@Bird_Nerd_97]

You're forgetting the part where Etain decided it was her Force-given destiny to give Darman a child because that would somehow make his short clone lifespan okay. Even Skirata is miffed by this at first, especially with her being a Jedi and also unwilling to leave the Order to care for the kid. I'm pretty sure that was his main reason for wanting to take on Venku/Kad. He felt like he was technically the only other family of Etain and Darman and Etain wasn't willing to take responsibility. She eventually realizes her actions were not a good choice and apologizes to those who were in on the situation BUT STAYS WITH THE JEDI even when she realizes that they are treating the clones like garbage.

[@ladygrey7425]

A lot of that from the RC books is due to Karen Traviss having an unhealthy obsession with the Norse-Gaels of Dublin and northern Scotland, while she kept lambasting the Jedi as "Space Taliban" (Ignoring for the moment that the Jedi do not have anywhere near the zealotry, barbarism, or cruelty of the once and current rulers of Afghan do)

[@violentscorl697]

Etain stayed with the Jedi because she would have no way to protect the clones if she left the order, even says so in the novel herself. And yeah, she is a flawed character. A naive young woman, who does something she thought was right, just like everybody. Makes her relatable imho

[@undoiing1549]

I find it funny that when one clone found some girl he liked, another clone could just steal her cuz they're clones, and they barely have any differences lol.

[@coresixxer6325]

Are you saying all clones look the same? THAT'S RACIST. P.S- This is a joke

[@DarkApostleNoek]

And he would become an instant outcast from his brothers.

[@theempiredidnothingwrong3227]

That's when you give your self a physical trait that stand out. Like tattoos, facial hair or something.

[@AnkaraMessi-p8g]

I think some of them have different hairstyles, tattos, beards etc.

[@kyletracht8276]

This wouldn't have worked, as Etain could feel the differences between Darman and the other Commandos in the Force

[@unpaintedarmy]

Judging how sterilization can hamper growth, hormone development and testosterone. I can see why they wouldn't do it.

[@johnwilliams9179]

But the genetic impact of millions of beings with the same DNA being added to the gene pool is interesting. But it's a shit deal no matter how you look at it.

[@Awesomeisme7000]

@@johnwilliams9179 TBF it is basically the genes of Genetically Modified Elite Soldiers.

[@scorkami1789]

what i dont understand is why they couldnt implant a valve into each clone. you can, in our world, get yourself a surgery that basically acts like a vasectomy, except instead of cutting the cord, they put a button on it that either blocks/diverts sperm, or lets it into the urethra that wouldnt have impacted the growth even a bit, and it would gave given each clone the opportunity to atleast CHOOSE if they want to knock someone up or not (with most clones probably choosing not to because child support)

[@anguishedcarpet]

@@Awesomeisme7000 right but the issue is genetic diversity. Imagine how much inbreeding would accidentally happen if we released a billion IDENTICAL people on earth and gave them permission to breed. It would be pretty fucking rough for awhile lol

[@unpaintedarmy]

@@scorkami1789 how expensive would that be to install a valve on every clone trooper? That would just increase the time the clone would have to be on kamino rather than fighting the war.

[@cc-411commanderponds9]

I still am amazed that the Kaminoans never figured out why some of us Clones were so good with recoil in one arm

[@tymeksobota8590]

Ponds wtf did you do with that arm?

[@somedumbspammer4408]

@@tymeksobota8590 That arm is now a frozen chunk of ice floating through space, so it doesn't really matter anymore, does it?

[@Xyzima]

@@somedumbspammer4408 Stop stop he’s already dead!!!

[@OXY187]

Power of nofap

[@kaidothedrunkard]

The Republic missed out on Jedi-Clone Hybrids that could use the Force, a Lightsaber, AND a Blaster. Probably would've ended the war much earlier and potentially stopped Sidious.

[@marshalllatta2073]

Clones have different personalities just like humans they can be anybody they want if they want too

[@actualstoic]

Your English kinda fell off at the end there buddy.

[@geetslys]

I mean they ARE humans.

[@hefrov10]

The inhibitor chip says otherwise.

[@ZenithOptical42]

​@@hefrov10 The inhibitor chip is like a bomb planted in their brains, Kaminoans installed it into the clones as a further safeguard against any who tried to disobey Order 66, I'm pretty sure those who hesitated and refused to follow along with the Jedi-Massacre had the nerves from their brain fried up when the chip activated, Resulting in a painful death. They had no choice but to enforce command as instructed, except for the ones like Rex who had their chip removed.

[@ZenithOptical42]

@@geetslys SUPER-Humans.

[@swordlogic1157]

Etain Tur-Mukan: *exists* Darman: This looks like a job for me

[@comradekenobi6908]

Is this legal?

[@swordlogic1157]

@@comradekenobi6908 I’m not sure, technically they are both underage...plus I’m not sure you’re one to talk about legal...korkie does look a lot like you and satine..

[@jarlvincentpineda4622]

@@comradekenobi6908 I will make it legal.

[@carlost856]

@@swordlogic1157 those two were both adults tho.

[@PhoenixT70]

@@comradekenobi6908 Probably not because I don't have rights, but I can't say I care.

[@comradekenobi8146]

So, wait, you're telling me there was a good chance Bly was boinking Aayla Secura? Puts a whole new spin on him gunning her down.

[@The_Real_Alpharius]

Didn't they sleep in one tent? I assume they definitely smashed. Also, the clones who killed Aayla did it quickly, shooting her more than enough times so she wouldn't have to suffer.

[@fyrespark2077]

Makes it feel way darker and more disturbing

[@totallyanonymousbish9599]

@@fyrespark2077 i love it

[@literallyanangrymoose7717]

Wasn't Bly, like... not that type of person? I imagine he'd have objection to it as it's 'against regulations' .

[@reddeaddude2187]

A "Crime of passion."

[@K.Marie119]

Kaminoans: Mastered advanced genetic engineering Also Kaminoans: Seemingly unable to perform a simple vasectomy.

[@Hinokassaudifan1]

This is why you use protection. If you don't want to deal with evil wizard gremlins.

[@mihan2d]

If the clones' protection was as good as their armor, then we can see how the Republic might have had a little problem on their hands...

[@literallyanangrymoose7717]

Space gremlins

[@kristineschilling6917]

the genetic issues you could run into if those clone soldiers went forth and propigated.... imagine the DNA issues? "yeah, so we cant have kids because your grandpa and my grandpa were technically the same person and the recessives could cause major issues."

[@happyjohn354]

not really that big of an issue after 2-3 generations...

[@riyapatel6291]

Need a star wars version of the Iceland accidental incest avoidance app

[@Mortablunt]

Just imagine all the wincest when the inevitable boning of the children of clones occurs. Sweet home Tattooine!

[@nicolaiveliki1409]

Even with tens of millions of clones, compared to the number uf humans in the Star Wars Galaxy (including genetucally compatible humanoids), which must number in the tens or hundreds of trillions, if not quadrillions, this could never become a problem globally

[@FirstLast-kr3ep]

Kamino is the Star wars version of Alabama

[@wolfmantheimpaler]

Geetsly's: Let me tell you about how a clone knocked up a Padawan. Rex and Ashoka shippers: *heavy breathing*

[@wolftimeplusguineapigs3862]

Why does this comment have to be a thing 😂

[@wolfmantheimpaler]

@@wolftimeplusguineapigs3862 because the ship had to be a thing

[@Edgelite306]

It isn’t as bad as Anisoka, but still I hate it.

[@zivo9453]

wait weren't ashoka and rex like a bit in "love"

[@kevind3974]

No it was more of a familiar relationship. Just like with annikin she was seen as a little sister not romantic interest. Ashoka had a few people crushing on her to straight up flirting with her but never them or really any of the clones under her command.

[@g1ggux11]

Padawan: I'm pregnant Clone: just like the simulations

[@jimmygray5352]

This is why I loved the Republic Commando books. You got to learn so much about the way the clones felt and acted outside of battle.

[@Lexie_Tyler05]

This isn't entirely related to the subject of the video but at the end of the RC book series Clan Skirata figures out a cure to the clone's accelerated aging, imagine if Dave and co bring all the Skirata boys back into Canon to give Rex that cure, not only does it give us more Canon commando stuff, it also opens up Rex to a lot more story

[@hardcaselj111]

And some half human half turguta babies

[@fishhlad]

Wasn't the 'finding a cure to the accelerated aging thing' because of the null arcs aging faster than normal clones?

[@haxk_not_hacks]

“Have we ruined the clone wars for you yet?” It’s too close

[@joseph7972]

"So this is how abstinence dies...with thunderous claps."

[@emberashes6809]

Padawan: I need an adult Clone: I am an adult Padawan: no no your are not

[@bomcstoots1]

*slips it in*

[@BanishedSilentShadow3318]

Clone: you wanna know why commando's are the best? Padawan: why? Clone: we sneak behind enemies lines- Padawan: wait why are my clothes gone?!?! Clone: and BREACH!!

[@emberashes6809]

@@BanishedSilentShadow3318 XD

[@sebs-shenanigans]

This is so hilariously fucked up, It belongs to the bloody Doujin realm. Would love to hear more details of that story though.

[@grezz975]

The story takes place in the Republic commando book series

[@sambridgers9543]

Don't worry. It's not anywhere close to Fifty Shades of Grey.

[@RexWort]

@@sambridgers9543 Can't wait for fan fiction of *Fifty Shades of Wolf* 😅

[@wolftimeplusguineapigs3862]

Ikr 😂 romance makes me so awkward and I hate it but I was so curious about this story line (so I reading the books)

[@josedavidmarquez-alvarez330]

*YOU'RE BANISHED TO THE DOUJIN REALM JIMBO*

[@minecraftoverlordpe2842]

I'm trying to take this seriously, but all I can think about is Robot Chicken's 'Clone Curiosity' skit.

[@iamacatperson7226]

Me too

[@alanticradio8203]

God damm it now you got me thinking about it literally

[@user-pi7jz7pl4n]

Kaminoans: Let's give them a party... excecute order 69 Clone: I have looking foward for this.

[@bernardli9514]

"Hey I've got a question for you" - Dee Bradley baker to Dee Bradley Baker

[@supremeleadergnkdroid3202]

That padawan story sounds like a crazy dateline: to catch a predator story

[@Among772]

So Etain was dating a 11 year old

[@terron7840]

@IRONHILLdwarf Doesent change the fact that the his chronologically still a kid.

[@geetslys]

Chris Hansen shall be in The Bad Batch.

[@supremeleadergnkdroid3202]

@@geetslys you know what? I don’t want this cookie

[@Among772]

@IRONHILLdwarf The clones have the mental and physical state of a 20 year old but they have exsited for 11 years

[@jacoblansman8147]

Of all the topics I could watch before work, a video on Clone Sex was not on the list of expected ones. On a side note, I had always thought Cut Lawquane had fathered the kids he and Suu raised but according to the fandom wiki pages, he just adopted them when he married Suu Lawquane and took her surname. The kids do at least appear to be half human and half Twi'lek, but I was thinking (before I decided to Wiki Cut and his family) that if he is their biological father; would that make Rex their father too (since he and Cut are genetically identical) or their uncle? I eventually reasoned Rex would be their uncle in that scenario. But anyway, here's a little nugget of awkward truth - every child fathered by a clone of Jango Fett is technically related and would be a half-sibling.

[@nplt8263]

Um, does that mean this video's soundtrack should have consisted only of Sweet Home Alabama?

[@Ulvetann]

This explains why clones favorite instrument is the banjo. This enlightened me.

[@ryederforbs9072]

Everytime he says "Kaminoans" it sounds like he's saying "Kevin Owens".

[@padawanetain7287]

Nobody: Literally No One: Geetsly’s: “...97’s Clone Bar...” Me: “That is not correct, Hold my blue milk”

[@PhotoWizard17]

I thought I was the only one who noticed 😅

[@PhoenixT70]

Ah, someone else who noticed. Good.

[@brianwaltse281]

I hope it's not the prairie farms colts milk. That abomination...I'm still traumatized.

[@chocotherabbit_]

I had to rewind it because I thought I misheard it xD

[@boxtank5288]

It MIGHT AS WELL HAVE BEEN because the GAR's army basically defaulted there to get shitfaced.

[@billcipher147]

Because of the title I thought she was still a teen/minor and was expecting the galactic equivalent of the FBI to come busting through his front door.

[@delta5-126]

That could be the Corsaunt guard

[@ninjaked1265]

But he’s also a minor

[@elusivedesert8530]

Corsuant guard, or if its during the empire. The ISB

[@chengzhou8711]

“It is a classic problem in antiquity. All of our lives, we hear whispers about how our genes are special. Do we own our genes as individuals, even today, Long after all activity from that war has ceased and we have fulfilled our original purpose? Although I must accept the fact that we were bred for war and nothing else, and nothing in my life matters, ultimately, those things don’t matter, either. Therefore, as you can imagine, many clones want to define their own purpose in life, I know many clones that started a family after the war. I almost made one myself, but the woman I wanted to do that with disappeared from my life suddenly. I have no one to pass my ideas onto either, except my friends, brothers, and employees. It is important to share with the next generation about the things in which we had faith, things we believe about the universe. That is what I have shared with my brothers throughout the years.” -CS/CT-8711-12 “Cheng” Captain and Scout of the 442nd Siege Battalion

[@malvoliomaximillian2001]

is the 442nd Batallion at the end a reference to the Nisei 442nd (a batallion comprised of Asian-American soldiers, more spesifically, Japanese-Americans, but ive read somewhere that Chinese & Koreans were also thrown in there) battalion in WW2?

[@chengzhou8711]

@@malvoliomaximillian2001 I am not sure, That may have gone into the conception of the unit as a concept. Although I seek to expand their Lore, They don’t have any existing lore at all except for what we know about their armor and vehicles.

[@malvoliomaximillian2001]

@@chengzhou8711 oh, because chen is an Asian name, and i kinda made the connection, so yeah

[@flipkiller8521]

Imagine the comedy gold if this happened in Canon but with Rex, Cody and Gree being mistaken as the father.